First up, Sebelius states the Obamacare website never crashed.
I see – the error message really means “you’re too wissing stupid to manage your own health care.”
FLOTUS thinks kids will prefer fruits and veggies to candy.
Just imagine what will happen when we take our kids to the grocery store, and they see Elmo and Rosita and the other Sesame Street Muppets they love up and down the produce aisle. Imagine what it will be like to have our kids begging us to buy them fruits and vegetables instead of cookies, candy and chips.
And, in case you didn’t know, Craigslist is a safe site from which to buy a home.
And last but not least (and maybe not even the last), Obamacare premiums are a great success.
I want their drugs. It might help me get through the madness. I can probably get it from the RFU’s magical horn. Or maybe I need to pass through the rainbow.