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Just for fun, how many comments can we make starting with the letters J,K,L,S,T,W, OR x.


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  1. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Howdy, Hamsterville. I got home yesterday afternoon and thought I posted, but I don’t see it now.
    Maybe I didn’t click Post or maybe I did but Shannon deleted it. Later, y’all.

  2. squawkbox Avatar

    Xhat no open comments picture?

  3. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Glad you’re home and mowing the grass, harper.
    🙂

  4. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Some enchanted evening, like tonight under the full Hunter’s Moon, a few Obamabots will finally get hit in the face with a bucket of reality when they enter the exchange website derby and can’t get through or get stuck after they’ve stupidly surrendered all their vital personal info. And discover their account can’t be erased even if they refuse to shop for insurance because it’s such a rotten deal. Just desserts for the stupid who voted for Obama and now own it.
    Good morning Hamsters. Crisp 59 and overcast at 6 and no prospect for a repeat of yesterday’s gorgeous weather. That is sorta promised for later.
    #1 Texanadian
    Hysterical as usual, and we’ve missed having the Hitler rants for a while. There should be plenty of material for more coming down the pike. 🙂

  5. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    What Terrible Leopard’s Still Killing Just Xylophones?
    Must be stuck on WWF.

  6. squawkbox Avatar

    Day 25
    Confunction say: man who says he is prolly ain’t
    /Rule #14

  7. HeadShaker Avatar
    HeadShaker

    Jesus is
    King
    Lord
    Savior
    Trust in His
    Word
    X
    /out 🙂

  8. HeadShaker Avatar
    HeadShaker

    /in
    #10 squawk
    You really don’t have to make it so obvious. Hope you’re feeling better. I just changed my BP meds, I had the coughing side effect from the Lisinopril.

  9. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Dang, Y’all are late!
    mharper42 How’s the therapy?
    Short week for ole Dave.
    Mornin’ Gang

  10. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    15 texanadian
    I knew I should have saved that chewed up portable phone.

  11. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #14 Looks like PT Barnum was right!

  12. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    The portable phone is the only thing Max has ever chewed up.
    Although he and the visiting dog surprised us with a living room covered with 4lbs. of dried beans when we got back from church. We had left the bag of groceries for the Food Pantry sitting by the door.
    It was pretty funny.

  13. Tedtam Avatar

    Joel Osteen thinks he knows better what Jesus said than the Apostles.
    I was never a fan of Osteen or Lakewood Church. Just telling people stuff that makes them feel good is not automatically a sign of a good church. He is creating the universalist church of moral relativism.

  14. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Muslim clerics encourage their followers to adopt an east Asian diet.

  15. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    Obama and Ted Cruz go into a pastry shop.
    Obama whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed.
    The baker doesn’t notice.
    Obama says to Cruz: “You see how clever we dems are? You republicans can never beat that!”
    Cruz says to the Obama: “Watch this, any republican is smarter than a dem, and I’ll prove it to you.”
    He says to the baker, “Give me a cookie and I’ll show you a magic trick!”
    The baker gives him the cookie, which Cruz promptly eats. Then he says to the baker: “Give me another cookie for my magic trick.”
    The baker is getting suspicious, but he gives it to him.
    He eats this one, too. Then he says again: “Give me one more cookie…” The baker is getting angry now, but gives him one anyway.
    Cruz eats this one, too.
    Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: “And where is your famous magic trick?”
    Cruz says, “Look in the Obama’s pocket!”

  16. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Regrettably, I won’t be able to apply the last mowing to my yard this fall. Arranged for neighbor’s nephew to do it tomorrow, hopes.
    I’ll be doing same home exercises as did with PT’s at the Gulag. Signed up for OutPatient PT at Mem-H’s gym, 3 days/wk for 4 wks. THAT is probably when the pain I feel will become unbearable. Just a hunch.

  17. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #18 TT

    2 Timothy 4:3
    New American Standard Bible (NASB)
    3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but wanting to have their ears tickled, they will accumulate for themselves teachers in accordance to their own desires,

    Joel Osteen is an “ear tickler” extraordinaire! He has made $millions tickling ears but it will not go well for him when he face the Great White Throne Judgement and he has to answer for leading G-Ds people astray.

  18. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Just When will the Scum Loser Totally Waste the Kaleidescope of blessings we have come to Xpect from our country?

  19. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Yet there are troubling signs that [Roger] Olson and his self-styled “post-conservative” Evangelicals approach Scripture and tradition in ways that are more modernist than orthodox. They refuse to let the Great Tradition (the Catholic-Protestant-Orthodox consensus which C.S. Lewis dubbed “mere Christianity”) ever trump an individual’s interpretation of Scripture. This is what can be called nuda scriptura—the idea that the Bible is self-interpreting, needing only the Christian individual to make sense of it. In contrast, Martin Luther’s sola scriptura used the great creeds to fight for the primacy of Scripture over late medieval tradition….
    The post-conservative view of tradition and scripture, in which Scripture is self-interpreting (Olson’s view), raises new questions. If we can overrule tradition because of Scripture, but the words of Scripture are neither the Word of God nor inspired, then how do we decide which concepts behind the words are the Word? And who decides? If the biblical authors were culturally-conditioned, and the Great Tradition is culturally conditioned all the more, what prevents the post-conservative theologian from being just another culture-bound interpreter? Are we really free to say that the Apostles’ and Nicene Creeds never get a veto? Or the Chalcedonian consensus? Or that the development of the Trinitarian doctrines was only man-made and not guided by the Holy Spirit?
    That modern culture is indeed guiding the biblical interpretation of post-conservative Evangelicals is apparent when we survey their recent pronouncements….

  20. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Now I know what to call some of that Evangelical stuff…
    nuda scriptura.

  21. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    If we can overrule tradition because of Scripture, but the words of Scripture are neither the Word of God nor inspired, then how do we decide which concepts behind the words are the Word?

    The traditionalists assume that their traditions are absolutely correct. What do you do when Scripture clearly negates tradition? Example #1: Sunday worship instead of The Sabbath, I defy anyone here to show me in the Scriptures where the day of worship will ever change. Does man (Constantine) have the authority to change HIS WORD? I say no. Just because Constantine instituted the tradition (and enforced it with the death penalty) does not make it Scripturally correct.
    Example #2: Matt 5:17-21 states that nothing will change from the Law or the Prophets until ALL IS ACCOMPLISHED Have we had THE battle of Armegeddon yet? Has the entire House of Israel been re-gathered into Israel yet (Judah and Levi is there but what about the other 10 tribes that were scattered later to be regathered) yet? Are Heaven and Earth still in their respective places and in existence? Has The antichrist been revealed yet? Has anyone been forced to take the mark of the beast on the right hand or forehead yet? Has The Temple been rebuilt only to be defiled again yet? Has MESSIAH RETURNED YET?
    The answer to all these questions is clearly NO, therefore the passage in Matt states in Messiah’s own words that the Law still applies today but the tradition states otherwise. So who are you going to believe, tradition or what Scripture actually states?

  22. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Yea, mharper42 is home. Make enough room for her on the couch so she can put her sore leg up on an ottoman, and bring her a suitable beverage.

  23. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    I was following up on tedtam’s comment, actually.
    Not seeking tangential argument.

  24. squawkbox Avatar

    Not seeking tangential argument.

    Ya mushuh forgot just wheres you was at.

  25. squawkbox Avatar

    bunsonburner in a rare picture from his first date. Learns the value of adult beverages.

  26. Katfish Avatar

    #20 – didnt see that one coming! ROFL 🙂

  27. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    I will not comment on the pic in #30. 🙂

  28. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    29 SQK
    Yassuh

  29. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #32 M42: With respect to your new bionic knee, “howzit hangin?”

  30. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    35 Besides, Kinky is running on a legalize pot agenda. 🙂

  31. Hamous Avatar

    I know this is a waste of time but I’m bored.

    I defy anyone here to show me in the Scriptures where the day of worship will ever change.

    This falls into the same category as Old Law/New Law, dietary restrictions, and circumcision, and we’ve been down that road too many times so this is the first and last thing I’ll say on the matter.
    The Christian community, even during the times when the Books of the New Testament were written, worshiped on the Lord’s Day, Sunday. Jesus himself didn’t follow the Old Law when it came to the Sabbath.

    On the first day of the week when we gathered to break bread, Paul spoke to them because he was going to leave on the next day, and he kept on speaking until midnight. — Acts 20:7

    Let no one, then, pass judgment on you in matters of food and drink or with regard to a festival or new moon or sabbath. These are shadows of things to come; the reality belongs to Christ. — Colossians 2:16

    Now that day was a Sabbath. So the Jews said to the man who had been cured, ‘It is the Sabbath; it is not lawful for you to carry your mat.’ But he answered them, ‘The man who made me well said to me, ‘Take up your matt and walk.’ — John 5:10-11

    If it’s good enough for Jesus and the Apostles it’s good enough for me.
    Fire away.

  32. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    If a publicly traded for profit company did this there would be criminal penalties:

    HEADLINE: U.S. debt jumps a record $328 billion — tops $17 trillion for first time
    U.S. debt jumped a record $328 billion on Thursday, the first day the federal government was able to borrow money under the deal President Obama and Congress sealed this week.
    The debt now equals $17.075 trillion, according to figures the Treasury Department posted online on Friday.
    The $328 billion increase shattered the previous high of $238 billion set two years ago.
    The giant jump comes because the government was replenishing its stock of “extraordinary measures” — the federal funds it borrowed from over the last five months as it tried to avoid bumping into the debt ceiling.
    Under the law, that replenishing happens as soon as there is new debt space.
    In this case, the Treasury Department borrowed $400 billion from other funds beginning in May, awaiting a final deal from Congress and Mr. Obama.

    So, to put it in real terms, we passed the Established Debt Ceiling months ago, but the feds were fudging the books to cover it up. Will the lawlessness never end? At this rate, the debt will be at $20,000,000,000,000 long before the fraud in chief is scheduled to leave office.
    That slimey SOB railed on Boooosh for $300 billion deficits and he has yet to have one under 1 Trillion. What a POS!
    The Grannymous acceptable words for the LSM in their complicity escape me. . . .

  33. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    37
    Uh, oh. Here we go!

  34. Hamous Avatar

    Uh, oh. Here we go!

    Nuh uh. I’m done.

  35. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    A measely 20 trillion.
    I say we shoot for 500 trillion!!!

  36. Hamous Avatar

    What would really satisfy us would be a God who said of anything we happened to like, ‘What does it matter so long as they are contented?’ We want, in fact, not so much a Father in Heaven as a grandfather in heaven — a senile benevolence who, as they say, ‘liked to see young people enjoying themselves’ and whose plan for the universe was simply that it might be truly said at the end of each day, ‘a good time was had by all.’ — C. S. Lewis

  37. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Limbaugh told of a guy whose health care deductible was going to $24,000. I actually broke out laughing. I can’t wait until the Dems phones start melting.

  38. Hamous Avatar

    You all realize that Pharaoh and his media stooges will blame the failure of Obamacare on the right-wing Tea Party terrorists, right?

  39. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Only single-payer can save us.

  40. Katfish Avatar

    #37 – Hey Partner I caint LOSE – my ‘day’ of worship is EVERY Day

  41. Katfish Avatar

    #38 – no SHOCK there at ALL – how ELSE could THOUSANDS of professionally made “closed” signs have appeared ready to put in place OVERNIGHT Hmm?

  42. Hamous Avatar

    I like how all those signs had SHUTDOWN in all caps.

  43. Dooood Avatar

    Only single-payer can save us.

    I’m seeing more and more where people are figuring out that Obamacare was purposely set up to fail, so that the feds can later step in and become that single payer, thereby fully socializing the healthcare system here as they intended from the outset.
    SMH

  44. Dooood Avatar

    More SMH material concerning Obamacare via Ticker-guy.

  45. squawkbox Avatar

    Hurrying to get his brand spanking new Obamacare. I do not see this ending well at all. Could be wrong but I don’t think so.

  46. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Xciting thread here, wagonburner.

  47. squawkbox Avatar

    And as a hearty welcome back gesture to MHarper well see for yerself.
    /Oh c’mon y’all don’t think i would bunsonburner her would ya?

  48. Sarge Avatar

    44 Hamous says:
    October 18, 2013 at 2:49 pm
    You all realize that Pharaoh and his media stooges will blame the failure of Obamacare on the right-wing Tea Party terrorists, right?

    You’re a little late.

  49. HeadShaker Avatar
    HeadShaker

    Hamous, I just purchased “Mere Christianity” by Lewis, haven’t started it yet but I will this weekend. Just wondering if you or anyone here has read it recently?

  50. Katfish Avatar

    Yo Shakester – any feedback on potential dress code at RCC? (their dang website doesn’t have a phone #)

  51. HeadShaker Avatar
    HeadShaker

    #58 Katredfishneck
    I’ve seen the pics Michael Berry has posted from RCC, you’ll fit right in 🙂
    I’ll see when I can go and let you know, this week will be tough I have 2 nights out with clients already, and I have to get my knee looked at by my orthopedic I messed it up playing basketball Wednesday night (the knee that already had ACL surgery on it ugh!).

  52. Katfish Avatar

    #59 – Doin Your part to reinforce the ‘White Guys CAINT Jump’ axiom eh?
    *OUCH*

  53. Hamous Avatar

    Ha! Juan Williams just blamed Republicans in congress for the failure of the ACA website. They’ve spent a half billion dollars so far. Unbelievable!

  54. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Well we got a little shower here in Clear Lake a little bit ago and when it was over I saw a perfect rainbow, I’ve not seen one in a while….Yup Life is Good!
    That is all!

  55. squawkbox Avatar

    I just discovered why at times the blog seems to die in the middle of the afternoon.
    Y’alls be watchin teevee.

  56. phil Avatar
    phil

    TGIF!
    Time for some underrated Klassic Coop.

  57. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    #61 Hamous
    I saw poor Juan the Bewildered say that as well as several other inane things. Loved the expression on Dr. Krauthammer’s face when he tried to correct Juan’s errors. (And at the time he was Dr. Krauthammer, not merely a commentator.) Same for Brett Baier’s expression of disbelief.
    The world according to Juan: The website is royally screwed up and unworkable, but the policy and planning for 3 years that birthed it is perfectly ok. Dear Lord, logic flees any association with that man. Has he been anywhere near Queen Sheila lately?
    Is it catching?

  58. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Adde, I’ve been watching Juan Williams for some time now and I used to think that he was pretty smart just misguided. Now I’m not so sure, after Obama got elected he was in the tank for him, not unexpected BTW, but way after it became painfully obvious to ANYONE that was paying attention, that Obama was in waay over his head, Juan just seemed to loose his mind! That said, I don’t know if it’s just the blind admiration he has for the President or if he just doesn’t have a clue……Very Very Sad!

  59. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Another thing about Juan Williams was that he was fired by PBS because he spoke the truth about some sort of politically correct item, I don’t remember what it was, so you’d think that he might break away form the ideas of the lame-stream media, but I guess not. Like I said , SAD!

  60. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    juan Williams is a hard core lefty who was protected from reality because of his race and because of his PC job – working for PBS. When he dared to stray from the liberal orthodoxy and actually use his brain and think – he wound up committing the unpardonable sin and spoke the truth; which was of course not according to the party line and he was summarily dismissed. He ain’t that bright, otherwise he would not be the LTN he demonstrates every wissin day.

  61. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Super Dave, I also recall his ridiculous firing from NPR and subsequent hiring by FNC as a commentator. He seems to be a very nice gentleman, and I understand his son is a conservative. That must make for really interesting dinnertime conversations.
    Perhaps deep down he recognizes the Obama dream is falling apart in numerous areas, and he’s trying to put fingers in the dike…no matter how odd the justifications. Sad describes it.

  62. phil Avatar
    phil

    Juan like Orpah the killer whale’s alligence is to OBeelzebubama’s skin color.
    Nothing more nothing less.
    That’s why I never watch these pukes anymore.
    They are completely devoid of honesty and integrity.

  63. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Political correctness is a suicide pact for a free people.

  64. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #54 Squawkster
    What a lovely tribute to cats! But surely you Hamsters know that I love dogs too. I would never demean them.

  65. phil Avatar
    phil

    I used to watch some of the Fox news talks shows but I gave them up long ago.
    Why watch a blowhard like Bob Beckel? You know what he is going to say before he even says it so why bother?
    Blood pressure dropped 20 points after tuning those shows out.
    Better and more reliable news on the radio and Internet.

  66. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #70 Phil, That is of course true, I didn’t mention it for the same reason I never said anything about one of my guys at work that went almost 2 weeks without pay because he had no vacation and was complaining about the government shut-down,….I’ll let you do the math! FWIW; He is a good Christian man with kids and a hard worker that can’t stand the welfare program and how it has hurt his people…..BUTT,….Guess What? And how many times?…..Sigh!

  67. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #71 Ms Adee, Amen.

  68. Hamous Avatar

    Political correctness is a suicide pact for a free people.

    That may be the most insightful description of PC I’ve ever heard.

  69. Tedtam Avatar

    There’s Obama stupid.
    There’s Juan Williams stupid – a whole new level of stupid.
    Then there’s Muslim cleric stupid – a whole new universe of stupid.
    Driving damages women’s ovaries because of the “bouncing”.
    So women shouldn’t even ride with their husbands, I’m supposing?

  70. squawkbox Avatar

    Brother Phil

    Blood pressure dropped 20 points after tuning those shows out.

    Me too.
    I turned off the televiradiot and felt 200 X better. Frankly i got tired of the “You are either a Replicrat or a Demican” arguments. I listened to Rush Limpbutt the other day for the first time in a looooonnnnggggg time. I actually caught him arguing the same damn things I that i used to piss people off with in LST. Not blowing my own horn here but ummmmmm yeahhhhhh.

  71. phil Avatar
    phil

    Ok to toot your own horn here Bro Squawk–I’m with ya.
    I gave up Limbo too and Hannity back when it was Hannity and Count Yorga-Colmes.
    Is he biting a Fox News babe?

  72. phil Avatar
    phil

    I always loved old Vampire flicks cause they had great looking babes. 🙂

  73. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    RIP, Bum Phillips

  74. squawkbox Avatar

    RIP, Bum Phillips

    NOOOOOOOO

  75. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Those will always be my favorite years in Houston.
    Thanks, Bum.

  76. Tedtam Avatar

    I’ve heard that Microsoft is stopping support for XP, and I have several computers which use it. I’m thinking about partitioning my hard drive and installing a Linux system. I’ve taken a test/survey, and these are my results. any techies out there with input?
    Kubuntu
    Ubuntu
    OpenSuse
    Linux Mint
    Mandriva

  77. phil Avatar
    phil

    RIP Bum Phillips.
    You are now Home Free.

  78. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    I’ve heard that Microsoft is stopping support for XP

    Lovely. Just lovely.

  79. Katfish Avatar

    Yo Squawkster – YGM

  80. squawkbox Avatar

    Tedtam
    Ubuntu definitely UBUNTU
    You might ask Hammie tomorrow. I think that is what he uses/used. If you can isolate your windows boxes form the net you will be okay. But if you gotta use the net definitely migrate out of windows especially if your hardware is still in good shape.

  81. squawkbox Avatar

    Kaffish
    help me out here YGM?

  82. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    You Got Mail

  83. phil Avatar
    phil

    You’ve got mail?

  84. Dooood Avatar

    Tedtam, been using Ubuntu on a couple of machines for a few years now. Using one of them to post this comment now in fact. No desire to go back to Windows. Highly recommend Ubuntu.

  85. squawkbox Avatar

    Duh YGM
    C’mon squawk yew knew that
    Uh no I didn’t. 🙂

  86. squawkbox Avatar

    Tedtam if I had not worked a trade for my iMac I would be flying UBUNTU airlines myself. The learning curve is not steep and it is an inexpensive way to get more milage out of your equipment. Unless you just have to use a particular Windows software there are some really great open source software out there.
    For word processing etc i use Libre Offfice. I found it a great replacement for Word. It will not fully replace everything available in Word but for jopkers like me it does the trick. Just 1 zample for your consideration.

  87. phil Avatar
    phil

    In my case it could have meant
    You got Merlot?

  88. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    RIP Bum. Condolences to his wife and family.

  89. Katfish Avatar

    Rightbackatcha Squawkster

  90. Tedtam Avatar

    I use LibreOffice and have used Open Office. A little less intuitive than the MS software, but for what I do, I’ll manage. I need to be able to use QuickBooks, so I’ll probably WINE a lot.
    The first time I took the Linux Distro test, it came up SUSELinux.
    I’ve never partitioned a drive before, I’m a little nervous about that.

  91. Tedtam Avatar

    I went to the QuickBooks user site, and looked up Linux. I found this response:

    good luck,
    we are a competent linux shop, and was intending to use the Enterprise version
    running on Linux,
    but I assume we will need numan help for the occasional odd item,
    after spending a half hour on the phone to (Indian) Intuit customer service facility,
    I was flat out told that the is no human customer support for linux,,
    red flag in my book

    Big problem.

  92. Tedtam Avatar

    I have until April to upgrade or for Intuit to provide a system that works…

    After April 8, 2014, technical assistance for Windows XP will no longer be available, including automatic updates that help protect your PC

  93. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Hey, it’s the weekend!! Where is the Blog Monkey?

  94. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Wow, what an effort to free the moose. It appeared to be a young adult but not full adult size and fully capable of delivering a mighty wallop with either end. Poor thing must have been close to total exhaustion, and the rescuer also was likely nearing exhaustion from the stress of trying to free it.
    Mere serfs are likely not allowed to shoot the King’s moose even if they are on your property.

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