You people get so wound up over politics that you tend to be unaware of news of nature, so I scour the internet for News Of Great Import so you can argue about Joe Straus, John Cornyn, Harry Whatsisface, The Pelosi, and chocolate jesus.
In this case, I am speaking of course of our friends in Oz. Seems a feral pig decided he needed to wet his whistle, toss back a few cold ones, enjoy some barley soda.
The pig in question exhibited some really boarish behavior.
Relative of said feral pig:
The belligerent porker went on a drunken bender after stealing and drinking three six-packs of beer that had been left out by campers at the DeGrey River campsite in Port Hedland, Australia.
In the predictable series of events that followed the animal went on to ransack rubbish bin bags to find some late-night snacks before starting a fight with an innocent eyewitness cow.
In this case, we’re talking about an actual bovine cow, not a barfly who starts looking good in the dimly-lit bar at 2:00am after 18 beers. You know, four legs, cloven hoofs, chews the cud, kosher cow.
Cloven-hoof, cud-chewing, kosher cow:
Moo.