Organizing One’s Community

If schedules hold, our beloved president and Dear Leader, chocolate jesus, will come down from Olympus and impart Words Of Great Significance upon us regarding his misadventures as they pertain to Syria.
I plan on visiting the bar here at the swanky Houma Holiday Inn to partake of one of their world-famous tres grande Hebridean mouthwashes.

If luck, fortune, and/or Divine Providence are with me, I will miss or be blissfully unaware of the remarks.
Maybe someone could find enough testicular fortitude to ask this: