Larry’s Not a Kind Person

Watch this charlatan and then the commentary by Larry the News anchor:


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  1. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    ‘Bout dang time!!
    Mornin’ Gang

  2. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Yup, we’re doomed, welcome to the United States of Amerika.
    Florida Nurse Terrorized by US Marshals in Warrantless Raid.

    Luckily the boyfriend Dorris, was able to remain calm and request ID from the man, but the yelling continued and the man shouted, โ€œWeโ€™re the fโ€”- police; open the fโ€”- door!โ€
    ~
    After being arrested outside, Dorris saw numerous men wearing vests with the words federal marshal strewn across them. Dozens of Sarasota Police officers flooded the scene, as well as some others that he couldnโ€™t identify, which he found unusual since he often worked with police at his security company.
    ~
    Wiggins claimed they had a tip that the suspect, Kyle Riley, was inside the apartment complex, but admitted they had no specific information that indicated he was inside Goldsberryโ€™s apartment.
    Wiggins said when the people inside the apartment didnโ€™t immediately open up, that gave them reason to believe they were harboring the alleged child rapist.
    The U.S. marshal even had the audacity to say, โ€œNobody in the other units reacted that way.โ€
    Tom Lyons, a reporter for the Herald Tribune countered, โ€œMaybe none of them had a gun pointed at them through the window.โ€
    Of course Wiggins didnโ€™t seem to think that fact condoned the horrified womanโ€™s behavior. He said he acted with restraint and didnโ€™t like having a gun aimed at him.
    โ€œI went above and beyond. I have to go home at night,โ€ said Wiggins.
    Lyons argued, โ€œShe had a gun pointed at her, too, and she wasnโ€™t wearing body armor and behind a shield.โ€
    โ€œShe had no reason to expect police or think police would ever aim into her kitchen and cuss at her through her door to get in. It seemed crazy and she was panicked.โ€

    SPITS!!!

  3. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Hello?!
    Where did my post go? It twern’t bad or anything.
    โ“

  4. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    OH CRAP!! I got it……Sorry~

  5. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #4 ๐Ÿ˜€

  6. Tedtam Avatar

    I’m sitting in my wheelchair and Barf Kitty has both paws on my leg and big round begging eyes looking at me. Now she’s tapping my elbow ever so softly.
    I guess she gets in my lap.

  7. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Larry may not be kind but he IS correct about the Bovine Processed Hay.

  8. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Good morning Tedtam, I do hope that you get better soon, you’ll go bonkers stuck in the house.

  9. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    That female anchor has an IQ in the moron range. Morning, y’all. I stayed up too late and had a hard time getting up this morning. I spent the last 30 minutes of it repeating “2 more minutes” on my nap timer.

  10. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Helen Thomas has left the building.

  11. Hamous Avatar

    Like my granddaddy used to say, “She ain’t gonna die. She’s just gonna ugly away.”

  12. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    The very existence of giant viruses had escaped my notice until today. Leave it to the dailymail to sensationalize the story by suggesting a Martian origin. A more restrained look at the first discovery of a giant virus is here.

  13. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    The very existence of giant viruses had escaped my notice until today.

    I should have qualified: except for Michael Moore.

  14. Katfish Avatar

    Oldest “push type” “psychic” caca de toro in the book – on an old episode of SVU the resident shrink explains it way better than I can

  15. Katfish Avatar

    #4 – ah poetic justice!

  16. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    I stumbled across this the other day and thought it was interesting; Some Think Shoes Make the Horse, But Others Tend to Say Neigh.
    When I was a lad, I used to shoe horses and we didn’t know any thing about Aluminum shoes. I’ve been away from horses for a long time and I wonder how many folks use them.
    I also wonder what kind of epoxy they use to glue them on. One thing about gluing them on it would be safer for the horse than nailing them on. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  17. phil Avatar
    phil

    I wonder if President Racist and the MSNBC Spitter will walk arm and arm today during the No Justice No One gets to Take a Pee marches today.

  18. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Good morning Hamsters. Right now Galveston is getting some rain while the rest of us watch. Sniff.
    Larry the news anchor above was about as kind in his assessment of the “psychic’s” failed performance as he could be. Agree with mharper42’s (# 9) view of the ditzy female anchor.
    Umm, the French commercial “Emma” is a hoot ( Hamous #4). Another opinion that computers will never replace paper…. I have maintained for years that computers will never replace paper and pen/pencil, and this one takes care of the paper part in spades.
    ๐Ÿ˜‰
    So there is news that Helen Thomas has attained ambient temperature?

  19. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #14 SD: Now that is funny.

  20. Tedtam Avatar

    #8 SuperDave

    Good morning Tedtam, I do hope that you get better soon, youโ€™ll go bonkers stuck in the house.

    Thank you for kind thoughts. I’ve contacted the doctor regarding spinal decompression therapy. I had actually used the inversion table twice in the first week of my injury, and it provided temporary pain relief. It was just painful to get from a slightly bent posture to a straight one, to lay against the table. Once I flipped over, I was completely comfortable. NASA sis sent me a link to a clinic in Friendswood that uses a more controlled form of SDT to treat back problems, including herniated discs. With the pain meds I’m on, flipping over on the table shouldn’t be a problem anymore, and once the spine starts to straighten out, I may not even needs the meds anymore. Hoping….
    Re: Helen Thomas
    I try not to speak ill of the dead, but there are exceptions. Her death does not sadden me at all. That said, I’ll keep my mouth shut.

  21. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    #21 mharper42
    That comment is hilarious. ๐Ÿ™‚

  22. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #21 M42: She was quite possibly the most foul person to ever invade the press room. Her extreme left bent warped everything she touched. I wonder how well things are going for her now that she is face to face with the one she worshiped in HELL.

  23. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Adee, I posted the Helen Thomas link for you, and only then realized how old Politico deemed her to be. And you know you can trust every word, every numeral, every character, every blessed thought that is published on Politico.

  24. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Slavery is still alive in the USA and tending to be ignored by our own “Justice” Department. Interestingly enough it is practiced by the longest running slavers in history, the wissin a-rabs.

  25. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Sauce for the gander. Here’s a great case. Significantly more plain black-and-white than GZ/TM.

  26. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #27 M42: from your linkie:

    Absent more information that the state, with all its resources, was not able to cobble together a case to the satisfaction of the jury, I believe that Cerviniโ€™s death is one of the possible outcomes of a young man being out screwing around when he shouldnโ€™t have been.
    When I was growing up, thatโ€™s what I was told. Run with a bad crowd, bad things can happen. Act a certain way, dress a certain way, mouth off to the wrong person, and bad things can and do happen.
    Neither President Obama nor Attorney General Eric Holder were not available for comment.

    When I was growing up it could have been said that I was a “high spirited yute”, or downright feral, depending on who was observing. I can still hear my parents tell me the same thing as the bold section above.
    If you hang out with terds, eventually you will get it on your hands. If you are on someone else’s property at night you run the distinct risk of being shot. Nothing good ever happens after midnight. Birds of a feather . . . . if you run with a particular crowd, people will rightly assume that you behave as that crowd does.
    I was particularly hard headed and it took quite a while for all of that to sink in.

  27. Tedtam Avatar

    Big thunder at the Dome.

  28. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    I’ve been wondering for a long time why Trayvon’s pop Tracy Martin looks so familiar. I finally snapped to a resemblance to Ray Nagin of post-Katrina Chocolateville. Seriously, if Nagin grew a beard, or Martin Sr shaved his, they would look like twins. This was the best closeup face-on pic I found of Nagin, but I remember him being all hang-dog looking after Katrina — not smiling.

  29. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Ray Nagin and the whole Katrina fiasco perfectly illustrates the gross incompetence of the Ds. When the schizzle hit the fan, it was all racism, all the time and, of course, it was all whitey’s fault, even though the failure to follow the plan laid out was epic.

  30. phil Avatar
    phil

    Can you find the propaganda in this article?

  31. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    OMG, Brother Phil, they are still using T’von’s 12-yr-old pic, the one where he looks like a young Denzel Washington! Where’s his FB pic, weed smoke curling up into his nose?
    http://www.rippdemup.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/trayvon-martin-texts-photos-weed-smoke-1.jpg

  32. Katfish Avatar

    #32 – Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm ALL of it? (since it’s all tied to that completely disingenuous photo)

  33. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #32 Phil: Goebbels would have been proud. AP is guilty of flat out propaganda, race mongering, inciting of division and perhaps that of inciting riots. Not one word in that article actually described what happened other than Z shot T. This is a fantastic example of lies of omission. The blood that is going to be shed as a result of this ridiculous plethora of lies and distortion is going to be on the heads of those who propagate such lies. I wonder how they are going to try to defend themselves for this behavior when they stand in front of The Great White Throne?

  34. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #32 Phil
    The AP might have caught some flak for using Trayvon’s baby pic. It is no longer at the top of your link.

  35. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #36: The damage has been done in reinforcing the desired message. They took the photo down and now they can claim (falsely, professional organizations don’t make mistakes like that and stay in business) that it was just an accident. It clearly was not an accident and the truck load of one sided foul, lefty leaning racist bias in the article proves it.

  36. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    I guess we no longer have any expectation of privacy on our own property, do we?

    HEADLINE: FAA Warns Americans: Donโ€™t Shoot at the Drones
    /snip
    The FAA is working on regulations to safely integrate drones into the skies over the U.S., where manned aircraft are prevalent. The Congress gave the FAA until 2015 to develop the regulations, but the agency is behind schedule. FAA officials have estimated that once regulations are in place, thousands of drones will be in use across the country for a wide variety of purposes, from helping farmers figure out which crops need watering to tracking sea lions in remote rocky outcroppings to aiding search and rescue missions.

    We’re here form the Gov’t and we’re here to help. Yeah, right, just like the IRS is really a service to the American people and it would never be abused for political purposes, now would it? Why should we trust the govt to do what they say and restrict the drone program to purely beneficial, non political services to the people when history reveals ever more clearly that the gov’t will use the drones against the American people to further their own political gains and the usurpation of ever more power?

  37. squawkbox Avatar

    bunsonburner after his colonoscopy
    Mucho Garcia to SuperDave for the inspiration. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  38. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #40 SquawkieTOOTER: Linkie no workie, perhaps we should be grateful, based on #39.
    /just sayin

  39. squawkbox Avatar

    In honor on the occasion of Helen Thomas passing to her reward I did a Google image search for “Helen Thoma” colonoscopy and found this. Fitting, No?

  40. squawkbox Avatar

    Hmmmm let’s try this one bonez. It is better than the other one anyway.

  41. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #43: The guy in the pic certainly fits the profile of a terrorist, now doesn’t he?

  42. Hamous Avatar

    Otherwise, Windsor, Ontario, might as well annex it for a War of 1812 theme park โ€” except if Gen. Brock and the Royal Newfoundland Fencibles had done to Detroit what the Democratic Party did they’d be on trial for war crimes at the Hague.

  43. phil Avatar
    phil

    Too bad it still isn’t the 1970s.
    Riding with Death.
    Definitely top 5.

  44. squawkbox Avatar

    Too bad it still isnโ€™t the 1970s. ๐Ÿ™‚

  45. phil Avatar
    phil

    Coneheads. Great stuff!

  46. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    #46 Hamous
    Classic Mark Steyn nailing it once again. ๐Ÿ™‚

  47. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    I have had a colostomy twice now, and I am unaware of any steps involving inflating the intestines, or “giving the air back”. Is that only for men patients?

  48. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    I am unaware of any steps involving inflating the intestines, or โ€œgiving the air backโ€.

    My wife said the same thing. When she had hers, I was in the waiting room; when they finally called me in to sit with her, the symphony must have already played most of its part. There were a few curtain calls on the way home, however.

    Is that only for men patients?

    Flatulence is it own reward, and something best shared with others. Even more so in confined spaces like cars and elevators, so the savor of its fullness can be better appreciated.

  49. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    On the trip home from a colonoscopy, I would imagine any “left-over” hospital air would not have been in contact with anything that could cause any smells. But that’s just analysis, not from personal experience.

  50. squawkbox Avatar

    I have had a colostomy twice now, and I am unaware of any steps involving inflating the intestines, or โ€œgiving the air backโ€. Is that only for men patients?

    Nawwwws you prolly expelled flatus while waking up, ๐Ÿ™‚

  51. squawkbox Avatar

    Sarge says:July 19, 2013 at 7:50 am
    Fixin to head out to the woods. Alas and alack, my kilt has not yet arrived. To compensate for this sartorial deficiency, I have purchased a pair of undershorts that are designed to keep the covered region cool. At $35.00 a pair,

    TexMo says:
    July 19, 2013 at 8:09 am (Edit)
    Iโ€™ll leave Squawk to find us some representative pics of Sargeโ€™s $35 skivvies.

    Your wish is my command
    Sorry it took me so long ๐Ÿ™
    Hamous

  52. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #55: I don’t even wanna know where you found first pic, nor do I wanna know what you had to slog through to get to that one.
    /sheesh

  53. squawkbox Avatar

    Bomes
    Believe it or not I found it in my search for the second picture. Fate is funny that way.

  54. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    They say that a picture is worth a thousand words; I wonder what can be said about Squawk’s first pic on #55?
    /just sayin

  55. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    #51 mharper42
    Yikes, when I saw “colostomy” I got worried–and how–but then assumed it was just a typo, which appears to be the case.
    #55 Squawk
    Looks like male pantyhose. Face palm.

  56. squawkbox Avatar

    Oh crap Ms Adee I gotta remember to put up the appropriate warnings for you ladies. Sorry, I’ll behave form now on.

  57. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #59 Adee

    Yikes, when I saw โ€œcolostomyโ€ I got worried

    Glad you caught that. I was just telling Super Dave recently about being old and demented… I did mean colonoscopy. ๐Ÿ™‚

  58. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #55 Squawkie
    That odd underwear you found does not appear useful for normal hoomins. But now that I have my own computer, not under constraints of sysadmins at former employment, I have a working Google Image Drop. Easily identified your find as Crossdresser Pantyhose. Sans Image drop, I would have guessed a transitional stage in transgenderism. If that’s a word.

  59. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #54

    Nawwwws you prolly expelled flatus while waking up, ๐Ÿ™‚

    I betcha they give us wimminz extra anesthetic so that’s all over and done with before we regain consciousness in the recovery ward.

  60. phil Avatar
    phil

    Good warm up before the first glass of Silverado cab.

  61. squawkbox Avatar

    mHarper
    Knowing full well this is gonna result in a beat down on me….. I DID NOT SEARCH FOR TRANSGENDERED ANYTHING.
    S H U D D E R
    S H U D D E R
    S H U D D E R
    S H U D D E R
    S H U D D E R

  62. Tedtam Avatar

    I just signed us up for basic cable package because it was cheaper than just our internet service. Hubby tried to hook it up, an’ it ain’t working. We just plugged the antenna back in. Neither one of us are up to fighting the dang thing tonight. The only reason I wanted to hook it up was so that we wouldn’t have to keep moving our antenna around. For Channel 8, we hang it over the back of the couch, for 11 it does better on the arm of the couch or in a special spot by the window, for most other channels, top of the back of the couch or on top of the DVR, which we don’t use. And when the airplanes fly over, we have to be patient.
    Such is life in the Tedtam household.

  63. Tedtam Avatar

    James Woods wins the internet today.

    The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he’ll tax them to deathโ€ฆโ€”

  64. squawkbox Avatar

    Yo Brother Phil
    Dude I am lookin round bout what was once my country…… now I am kinda feelin like this .
    America, where are you now?
    I ain’t paranoid but……….. things be lookin real shakey

  65. phil Avatar
    phil

    I hear ya Brother Squawk. It looks like The Writing is on the Wall

  66. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Grand total in the rain gauge for today is 0.05″. ๐Ÿ™
    Hope for something better tomorrow.
    G’night all.

  67. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Good morning, Hamsterville! I dawdled in bed enjoying the sound of rain coming down. We have not been getting huge totals — i.e. 0.2″, 0.4″, every few days — but the rains we have gotten including this morning are steady yet not torrential. Time to soak in rather than run off down to the curb. I hope everyone gets some rain today.

  68. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Hammy, one of your obsolete words would still be useful in preparation of MW/T cheese sammiches…

    Tyromancy: Divining by the coagulation of cheese

  69. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    NY food stamp recipients are shipping welfare-funded groceries to relatives in Jamaica, Dominican Republic and Haiti

    I guess that is marginally better than selling your EBT credit at 50 cents on the taxpayer’s dollar, and spending the fit’ty cent on drugs or booze.

  70. Katfish Avatar

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    Well look what we have here:
    Not guilty: The verdict in the manslaughter trial of Roderick Scott. After more than 19 hours of deliberations over two days, a jury acquitted the Greece man in the shooting death of Christopher Cervini, 17, last April.
    “I just want to say thank you to the people who believed in me, who stood by me,โ€ Scott said following the verdict. โ€œI still have my regrets for the Cervini family; it’s still an unfortunate situation for them. I am happy that at least this chapter is over.”
    Roderick Scott is black.
    Christopher Cervini was not.
    Cervini, along with others, were allegedly breaking to cars and stealing the contents. Scott confronted them. Cervini allegedly charged toward him despite being warned by Scott that he had a gun.
    What assumption do you make — and is it reasonable — if you catch someone doing an apparently-illegal thing, you order them to stop and tell them you’re armed and instead of either stopping or fleeing they charge toward you?

    Well………………………….

    You assume they’re going to attack you and have at least equal means of force to what you have announced (in close quarters this can include a knife, incidentally.)
    It sucks that Cervini is dead.
    But the proximate cause of his death was not Scott being armed. Scott had every right to be free from being assaulted and, if in reasonable fear that he was about to be dealt great bodily harm or death, to terminate that assault by any means available and necessary.
    This is not open to discussion or debate.
    You have a fundamental right to life.

    You therefore have the same fundamental right to defend said life.
    That right is yours whether you are white, black or Martian.

    Wait: It’s Not Race?

  71. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    I saw this banner article on Drudge last night but only got around to reading it just now.

    HEADLINE: Move over NSA, here comes the Obamacare Big Brother database –
    /SNIP
    In these days of secret domestic surveillance by the intelligence community, rogue IRS officials and state tax agencies using private information for political purposes, and police electronically logging every license plate that passes by, the idea of the centralized Data Hub is making lawmakers and citizens nervous.
    They certainly should be; the potential for abuse is enormous. The massive, centralized database will include comprehensive personal information such as income and financial data, family size, citizenship and immigration status, incarceration status, social security numbers, and private health information. It will compile dossiers based on information obtained from the IRS, the Department of Homeland Security, the Department of Defense, the Veterans Administration, the Office of Personnel Management, the Social Security Administration, state Medicaid databases, and for some reason the Peace Corps. The Data Hub will provide web-based, one-stop shopping for prying into peopleโ€™s personal affairs.

    Like we can really trust that this info will never be used for anything other than “regulating the exchanges” riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, I believe that; right up there with Sandy Claws, the tooth fairy, the moon is made of cream cheese, and Trayvon Martin was just an innocent 12 year old when he got kilt.

  72. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #76 Katfish

    As for Cervini’s family, as with Martin’s, what they need to examine is exactly how their son came to believe that he had the right to commit serious assaults upon other people and what responsibility, if any, they bear for that belief which their son expressed in his final moments before his assault was terminated in accordance with the fundamental rights of the person who was being assaulted.

    T’von didn’t even live with either of his parents. He lived with some relatives near the school he attended (also near the house he had burglarized of some jewelry). After his final suspension from school, he was sent to stay with his pop’s current girlfriend in the gated townhome complex where he died. Looks like Trayvon’s parents were running out of places to dump his troublemaking butt. Makes one wonder how much actual influence or guidance they had on their little rascal.

  73. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Hit the jackpot with 0.9″ of rain from the morning shower I woke up to.
    “to which I woke up” ?
    “up to which I awoke” ?
    ๐Ÿ™‚

  74. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    I just finished edging, trimming and mowing my lawn in that order. If I had to guess, I would say the humidity level is somewhere around 150% (not possible I realize) as I could see my wake as I plowed through it. The sweat was profuse. The grass was too tall and wet to bag so there it sits. All that is left is to run the mower over the hard surfaces to vacuum up what will and use the blower on the rest.
    Did I mention that it is really humid out here in glorious Copperfield?

  75. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Good morning Hamsters. Coolish 73 this morning and overcast for a bit, then a light rain passed through about 9 but nothing to do a Snoopy Happy Dance over. Thought it was our apparent recent daily ration of 0.05″ coming early. Around 10:30 a darker cloud passed over and dropped a lot more, so at last check the plastic gauge was almost at 0.2″. That makes it the most we’ve had any day in the last week, which warrants at least toe tapping. Clouds are gathering around after a brief sunny interlude, so maybe we shall get more. The pastures have growing cracks and dry spots. ๐Ÿ™

  76. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    โ€œMy child is gifted. Heโ€™s also 29, unemployed, and living in my basementโ€
    DAYAAM,….Just Dayaam!!

    I donโ€™t respond to most of the negative emails I get from people who listen to my show or read my blog. This one struck a chord, though. Hereโ€™s a message I received from a guy named Nick, in reference to a discussion we had on the broad subject of parenting. I think we can all benefit from reading this and confronting the sad reality that this country is full of Nicks:
    โ€œMatt, I heard your horrible conversation today about parenting. A few comments in response:
    1) Based on your remarks, I have to say I feel bad for your kids. You sound like the sort of person who never should have been a parent. You said you plain to teach your kids โ€œhow to think.โ€ I guess this is common in right wing religious fundamentalist households. Personally, I let my child form his own conclusions about things. To impose your views on a child is tantamount to child abuse. Do them a favor, let them think FREELY.
    2) You greatly exaggerate the importance of โ€œchores.โ€ Also, the idea that a kid should be forced to โ€œget a jobโ€ is abhorrent. My son was very gifted so we gave him all the tools to succeed academically. This meant we didnโ€™t turn him into slave labor and we certainly didnโ€™t tell him he needed to go work behind a cash register. He concentrated on his school work, and we did our job as parents and financially supported him.
    3) Itโ€™s easy to mock a โ€œ30 year old who lives with is parents.โ€ My son is almost 29 and heโ€™s been home with us since he graduated. Unfortunately the job market isnโ€™t the greatest (maybe you hadnโ€™t heard) and Iโ€™m not going to let him starve on the street. He has a college education, itโ€™s pointless for him to be out working in a retail store or some other menial job. I will be here for him until he is able to get the job he deserves.
    You need to grow up, get some life experiences and then maybe youโ€™ll have the right to sermonize about parenting.
    -Nickโ€

  77. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #82 Continued because it’s so long.

    And hereโ€™s the response I sent to him:
    Dear Nick,
    1) Tell you what. How โ€™bout I blindfold you, drive you out into the middle of the desert at night, and then leave you there without a map or a GPS? Itโ€™ll be great. You can just travel FREELY. After all, who am I to bring you to this place and then presume to tell you how to navigate? Iโ€™m just the guy that kidnapped you and dumped you into a hostile, cold wilderness. It would be presumptuous and authoritative of me to offer you direction and guidance. So Iโ€™ll let you wander around aimlessly until you collapse exhausted in a ditch, and are eaten slowly by wild scavengers. Youโ€™re welcome. I mean, I assume youโ€™ll be grateful. Iโ€™ll merely be applying your parenting technique to the situation.
    By the way, did you ever tell your kid not to play in the street? Did you instruct him about the dangers of hot stoves and fallen electrical wires? This is a quandary. See, if you imposed your anti-high voltage power line views on your kid, then apparently youโ€™re guilty of abuse by your standards. However, if you didnโ€™t, youโ€™re guilty of reprehensible neglect by the standards of civilized human beings. Iโ€™m not an expert on parenting. I never claimed to be. But you donโ€™t need to be an expert to know that one of the fundamental tasks of a parent โ€” and this really speaks to the whole point of the endeavor โ€” is to teach your child how to navigate the physical, moral, spiritual and intellectual dangers of life. This includes teaching them how to think, which could also be referred to as passing on your values and your worldview. If you have no interest in doing this, then I would suggest that you never really wanted a child โ€” you wanted a friend. Now you have one. Living at home with you. Forever. Congratulations.
    2) Chores schmores. What can they teach a kid? Discipline, obedience, and hard work? Screw that. What is this, the 50โ€ฒs? Listen, Nick, donโ€™t take this the wrong way, but what leads you to the conclusion that your son is โ€œgiftedโ€? He canโ€™t mow the lawn, work a job, earn a living, pay a bill, apply a skill, or support himself, yet heโ€™s โ€œgiftedโ€? What are his gifts, exactly? You know, something tells me an astronautโ€™s parents never have to inform people that their child is โ€œgifted.โ€ People sort of pick up on that based on context clues. They behold his accomplishments and admire his achievements. They can SEE his gifts. He uses them, applies them, refines them. Your son MIGHT have gifts โ€” the jury is still out โ€” but whatever they may be, theyโ€™ll atrophy and whittle away the longer he spends lounging in a bean bag chair eating macaroni and cheese.
    3) So your brilliant and gifted 29 year old son would โ€œstarveโ€ if he was forced to take care of himself? The โ€œgiftedโ€ standard is getting lower by the day, isnโ€™t it? Iโ€™ve been living independently and taking care of myself since before I could legally drink a Heineken. I guess that makes me a Nobel candidate โ€” if your helpless grown adult son gets to set the bar for โ€œgifted.โ€
    The kind of oblivious snobbery you display used to be reserved for classes of nobility and royalty. Now, any drooling schlub who spent 4 years getting drunk and fornicating at college can claim to be โ€œtoo goodโ€ for almost every available job. Your son isnโ€™t above anyone. He certainly isnโ€™t superior to hard working cashiers and retail clerks who support themselves, raise families and live full lives, as your little snowflake hides under his bed while mommy makes him hot cocoa and tells him heโ€™s special.
    News flash, Nick: Junior ainโ€™t special. He graduated school, good for him. Anyone can do that if theyโ€™ve got money, time and no pressures or responsibilities from the outside world. Your little pumpkin doesnโ€™t โ€œdeserveโ€ a job. I wouldnโ€™t hire him to dig a ditch, much less take on serious responsibilities of any kind. You can spend your whole life telling everyone what you and your son deserve, meanwhile the rest of us will be out in the world, earning, striving, accomplishing, living.
    Nick, itโ€™s somewhat peculiar that you chose to end your email by chastising me for not having โ€œlife experiences.โ€ Iโ€™m two years younger than Nick Jr and Iโ€™m married with two kids. Iโ€™ve got a career in broadcasting and goals for the future that Iโ€™m steadily working toward achieving. Iโ€™m not exactly at the point where Iโ€™ve got enough material to write my memoirs, but Iโ€™ll get there one day. In any case, you, my friend, need to take that โ€œlife experiencesโ€ lecture and bring it home to the pudgy couch potato sleeping in your basement.
    Thanks for the email.
    God speed,
    Matt

  78. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #82, 83 SD: Unfortunately there are quite a few “Nicks” out there. Remember when Nanzi Pelousi boldly proclaimed that being on welfare and unemployment was good for the economy, or that we simply had to pass the bill to know what was in the bill, or that abortion is sacred ground? She was not booed off the stage for any of those comments, she was roundly applauded, by her own echo chamber that is.
    Most people realize that Nick is a lunatic as is Nanzi.

  79. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Dave,
    Nick’s son sounds like the type of yute that had the time to do “Occupy” gigs.

  80. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Oh you know Nick has been a part of Occupy, occupying mama’s couch for one thing.
    In other news, Buddy The Dog has become quite the mole hunter, got about 4 in the past 2 or 3 weeks. Yeah he digs up giant holes in the process but the critters do a bit of destruction in their own right – in a much greater area.
    Maggieville was not getting a lot of the rain much of the city was seeing but we’ve made up for it since Friday, just came a down pour a little while ago. Maybe it’ll move more south/southwest for youse guys out that way.

  81. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    according to the radar most of the real heavy stuff is staying off shore. It needs to come up to the north a bit and water my lawn.
    On that note, my homelite blower gave up the ghost today, it lost compression and was overheating, I think she’s a goner. It will soon be replaced by a newer model, hopefully this one will last more than 5 years.

  82. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #88 TT: This, to me is the money quote from the article:

    โ€œLiberals seem to think that what Mugabe did to destroy the breadbasket of Africa in Zimbabwe is somehow a desirable model.โ€

    Here’s a question for all: When was the last time anyone heard any liberal say anything about the epic failure of Mugabe in Zimbabwe?

  83. Hamous Avatar

    “Racial profiling” quote of the day:

    There is nothing more painful to me at this stage in my life than to walk down the street and hear footsteps and start thinking about robbery. Then look around and see somebody white and feel relieved.

  84. Sarge Avatar

    35 years ago, I could have been Trayvon.

  85. Hamous Avatar

    And now a musical interlude:

    The Cat Power version of this song used in the VW commercial reminded me of this classic version. It don’t get much better than this.

  86. Hamous Avatar

    Of course, the original is excellent too, as is an acoustic version by one of the authors. And Linda did a pretty good version with some sweet string bender guitar courtesy of Clarence White.

  87. Hamous Avatar

    “No justice, no peace!” is destined to take the place of “Play Freebird!” in our mythology.
    /easter egg for Sarge

  88. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    I totally fergot to mention, Friday night we met a couple of Sweetie’s cousin’s from out of town, who were meeting a couple other cousin’s who had some friends doing some kind of CD music some kind of another at a place which turned out to be Stag Heads. Stag Heads, a special place to me, the place I almost got to meet the one and only Hamous. Missed him by that much……

  89. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    OK Iron Mary and SuperDave, here it comes, the big 1 hunnert. Hoozagonnagitit?

  90. Hamous Avatar

    #96 – Dang! You musta came late. We need to have another one a them brew-ha-has. I met a lot of folks at the last one. Sarge and Elizabeth, Hogfan and his lovely Cracker bride, Smacktle, Mattzilla, Neocon, Wino and his future wife Nancy, Emmekelly, Southern Tragedy, Big Jolly, Daniel James, Jimb, Duhmoose (where’s he been?), and I’m sure a few others but I’m drawing a blank.

  91. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    #96 con’t
    I don’t know if it was the regular crowd or not – prolly was – but I saw more coexist bumper stickers in the parking lot than at a Libertarian Convention.
    One of the cousins is a retired HISD teacher and pretty liberal. He is rebuilding a 1940’s house off Irvington and the loop, I kept asking about his City of Houston permit issues, and he had a load of ’em and was fed up with them. He never did get that I was egging on his rants against big government policies. ๐Ÿ˜€
    Oh and, hunnerd.

  92. Hamous Avatar

    Who sez the FLOTUS ain’t patriotic?

  93. Hamous Avatar

    I donโ€™t know if it was the regular crowd or not

    It was.

    He is rebuilding a 1940โ€ฒs house off Irvington and the loop,

    That’s my neighborhood! Do you know what street he lives on?

  94. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    #99
    Met all them , Squawkie and BSue, BigIron, Katfish and Shannon plus others at the older ones, you and I just never crossed paths. Might not have ever met Elizebeth.

  95. Hamous Avatar

    I always thunk it. Now I know it. All is lost:

    Michigan used to be a symbol of industrial strength in manufacturing in this country. But thanks to a lot of Republican policies, the city is now filing for bankruptcy. Now, itโ€™s the largest public sector bankruptcy in U.S. history, and the consequences could be devastating if you care about people. The already small force of police, firefighters and EMTs are in danger of future layoffs, thatโ€™s only going to make it worse. Roughly 30,000 retired workers are concerned about their pensions. You know, what theyโ€™re counting on. Make no mistake, Detroit is exactly what the Republicans want. They outsourced manufacturing jobs, attack unions, cut public services, and this is the result. Now they can wipe the slate clean because now they can start privatizing city assets.

  96. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    102 Didn’t hear him say if he did. They bought it to fix up and move to, but has decided he will rent it out. Sounds like he is doing it right. His biggest complaint was trying to do all the rebuilding, wiring and plumbing mostly, in sections as he can afford it , but the inspectors won’t give him a permit unless its a complete job.

  97. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #104: Aren’t you supposed to peacefully subdue, sedate, place in the funny jacket with the arms that tie in the back, those who have obviously lost their friggen mind? The man is obviously an imminent danger to himself and/or others so the humane thing to do is get him in the looney bin – STAT!

  98. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #104, So Ed Schultz has been in Bob’s Stash?
    You just CAN’T make this $#I!! up.
    Beam me up Scotty,……

  99. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #104: One of the commentors said “that dude Rachel Madcow is probably gonna spew the same garbage tomorrow”
    /heh

  100. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Broke the rain barrel bank today and got 0.2″, but that is likely it. Still overcast and breezy as if something is brewing nearby, though the radar says no.
    A resident hawk is prowling the front yard for supper, criss-crossing it and diving to grab something in the lawn and then taking off to land in a treetop. Sometimes it makes several runs before seeking the treetop, apparently carrying something in its talons.
    Can’t see what it might be.
    Have spent several hours today reading comments attached to some of the many articles/opinion pieces on Detroit’s bankruptcy. Most instructive pulse taking I’d say, and probably better than polls. Most so far say no to a bailout, and let the bankruptcy court do its duty. Some say hell no bailout; let them reap what they have sown all these decades as a prime example to the rest of the country of what liberalism unchecked produces. A few try to seek a middle ground that would help pensioners while putting more burden on the currently working government employees regarding wage/benefit cuts. Even fewer obvious rainbows and unicorns liberals want to blame anybody but liberal Democrats and demand the rest of us bail out its fetid and decaying corpse. Interestingly more than a few admitted liberals have had enough and say no more $ thrown away. Then there are some rants by obviously unhinged liberals that blame the Republicans for 51 years of Democrat rule in the city, the Tea Party, conservatives, George Romney, Mitt Romney, the auto companies–well that’s just a sample. This is obviously one topic that will unhinge many liberals as the days go by. The finger no longer plugs the hole in the dyke.

  101. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    98 Bonecrusher says:
    July 21, 2013 at 6:08 pm
    OK Iron Mary and SuperDave

    Thanks for thinking of us, but I was nowhere near the innanet when Tom lackadaisically took the gold ring.
    ๐Ÿ™‚

  102. squawkbox Avatar

    I always thunk it. Now I know it. All is lost:

    Crap bubba lookit Greece. What you saw there IS WHAT WE ARE GONNA SEE HERE. I said a loooonnnngggg time ago that Americans, all Americans were not prepared to do what it is going to take to get us back on a good fiscal footing. EVERYONE has their sacred cows. Just ask most any Tea Partyer if they would be willing to give up the home deduction on their taxes.
    End of argument
    Case made.

  103. squawkbox Avatar

    We need to have another one a them brew-ha-has.

    I’m game.
    Now y’all work out the logistics that are not down the NASA area and I will make it.

  104. squawkbox Avatar

    Note to self
    /Don’t offer to join the gang at a brew ha ha. Shock sets in and kills the blog
    or
    No one wants to step up and say Hell Nawwwww
    or
    They are busy PMing each other and setting up a meet up and insuring I do not know

  105. Hamous Avatar

    They are busy PMing each other and setting up a meet up and insuring I do not know

    Ha. Nah, just got lost on the front porch listening to some Stoney LaRue.

  106. Hamous Avatar

    Been ignoring the news. Did they mess up Quanny’s Black Panther Party?

  107. squawkbox Avatar

    Just words exchanged that i saw. Quite the police presence.

  108. squawkbox Avatar

    I did note that the newsies focused on the white folks that looked like they crawled out of *** forums. Yanno, toothless, tatted, skinfreds.

  109. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Have tissues handy if you read this story I found on FB.
    As she stood in front of her 5th grade class on the very first day of school, she told the children an untruth. Like most teachers, she looked at her students and said that she loved them all the same. However, that was impossible, because there in the front row, slumped in his seat, was a little boy named Teddy Stoddard.
    Mrs. Thompson had watched Teddy the year before and noticed that he did not play well with the other children, that his clothes were messy and that he constantly needed a bath. In addition, Teddy could be unpleasant.
    It got to the point where Mrs. Thompson would actually take delight in marking his papers with a broad red pen, making bold X’s and then putting a big “F” at the top of his papers.
    At the school where Mrs. Thompson taught, she was required to review each child’s past records and she put Teddy’s off until last. However, when she reviewed his file, she was in for a surprise.
    Teddy’s first grade teacher wrote, “Teddy is a bright child with a ready laugh. He does his work neatly and has good manners… he is a joy to be around..”
    His second grade teacher wrote, “Teddy is an excellent student, well liked by his classmates, but he is troubled because his mother has a terminal illness and life at home must be a struggle.”
    His third grade teacher wrote, “His mother’s death has been hard on him. He tries to do his best, but his father doesn’t show much interest and his home life will soon affect him if some steps aren’t taken.”
    Teddy’s fourth grade teacher wrote, “Teddy is withdrawn and doesn’t show much interest in school. He doesn’t have many friends and he sometimes sleeps in class.”
    By now, Mrs. Thompson realized the problem and she was ashamed of herself. She felt even worse when her students brought her Christmas presents, wrapped in beautiful ribbons and bright paper, except for Teddy’s. His present was clumsily wrapped in the heavy, brown paper That he got from a grocery bag Mrs. Thompson took pains to open it in the middle of the other presents. Some of the children started to laugh when she found a rhinestone bracelet with some of the stones missing, and a bottle that was one-quarter full of perfume.. But she stifled the children’s laughter when she exclaimed how pretty the bracelet was, putting it on, and dabbing some of the perfume on her wrist. Teddy Stoddard stayed after school that day just long enough to say, “Mrs. Thompson, today you smelled just like my Mom used to.” After the children left, she cried for at least an hour.
    On that very day, she quit teaching reading, writing and arithmetic. Instead, she began to teach children. Mrs. Thompson paid particular attention to Teddy. As she worked with him, his mind seemed to come alive. The more she encouraged him, the faster he responded. By the end of the year, Teddy had become one of the smartest children in the class and, despite her lie that she would love all the children the same, Teddy became one of her “teacher’s pets..”
    A year later, she found a note under her door, from Teddy, telling* her that she was still the best teacher he ever had in his whole life.
    Six years went by before she got another note from Teddy. He then wrote that he had finished high school, third in his class, and she was still the best teacher he ever had in life.
    Four years after that, she got another letter, saying that while things had been tough at times, he’d stayed in school, had stuck with it, and would soon graduate from college with the highest of honors. He assured Mrs. Thompson that she was still the best and favorite teacher he had ever had in his whole life.
    Then four more years passed and yet another letter came. This time he explained that after he got his bachelor’s degree, he decided to go a little further. The letter explained that she was still the best and favorite teacher he ever had. But now his name was a little longer…. The letter was signed, Theodore F. Stoddard, MD.
    The story does not end there. You see, there was yet another letter that spring. Teddy said he had met this girl and was going to be married. He explained that his father had died a couple of years ago and he was wondering if Mrs. Thompson might agree to sit at the wedding in the place that was usually reserved for the mother of the groom.
    Of course, Mrs. Thompson did. And guess what? She wore that bracelet, the one with several rhinestones missing. Moreover, she made sure she was wearing the perfume that Teddy remembered his mother wearing on their last Christmas together.
    They hugged each other, and Dr. Stoddard whispered in Mrs. Thompson’s ear, “Thank you Mrs. Thompson for* believing in me. Thank you so much for making me feel important and showing me that I could make a difference.”
    Mrs. Thompson, with tears in her eyes, whispered back. She said, “Teddy, you have it all wrong. You were the one who taught me that I could make a difference. I didn’t know how to teach until I met you.”
    (For you that don’t know, Teddy Stoddard is the Dr. at Iowa Methodist Hospital in Des Moines that has the Stoddard Cancer Wing.)
    Warm someone’s heart today. . . pass this along. I love this story so very much, I cry every time I read it. Just try to make a difference in someone’s life today? tomorrow? Just “do it”.

  110. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Squak is coming to a brewhaha?
    Yeah, right.
    I’ll be there to see the flying pigs.

  111. squawkbox Avatar

    SEE the abuse I gotta take…. SHEESH. ๐Ÿ™‚

  112. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Let’s do the brewhaha in late October and it can be a costume party. It’d be interesting to see how many male Hamsters would come in drag.

  113. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Last time Squawk was at a brehaha, I had no gray hair, and he didn’t carry a purse.

  114. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    How will we determine if Sqk is in costume?

  115. squawkbox Avatar

    I’ll be the guy with the Billy Gibbons hair, beard and hot pink speedo.

  116. squawkbox Avatar

    Shannon because I got more facial hair and decidedly longer head hair than you I guarantee I gots more gray than you

  117. Katfish Avatar

    #122 –

    Last time Squawk was at a brehaha, I had no gray hair

    Ummmmmm I don’t recall a brew HAHA when You were in High School Brother ๐Ÿ™‚

  118. squawkbox Avatar

    Oh crap don’t wanna urinate off Shannon. I mean even if Katfish made the funny if Shannon wants to battle ya gotta battle both.
    /JUST KIDDIN SHANNON. ๐Ÿ™‚

  119. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    126
    Exactly my point.

  120. squawkbox Avatar

    NIGHT Y’ALL I,ll go if Brother Phil and Sarge goes.

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