Blessed Event Prep

Being the kind, compassionate, giving souls we are, we are providing the below diagram to help our (semi-)resident proto-parents prepare for their impending doom the arrival of their Little Bundle Of Joy.

Strangely missing from daddy’s part is either beer or Hebridean mouthwash. Also, mommy’s pink sweat pants just might be a little “form-fitting” for so soon after pumping out an entire human being from your “special place”. Also, baby is gonna be wrapped up like a little burrito and his/her clothes are prolly gonna be HUGE compared to baby’s actual size.