Being the kind, compassionate, giving souls we are, we are providing the below diagram to help our (semi-)resident proto-parents prepare for their impending doom the arrival of their Little Bundle Of Joy.
Strangely missing from daddy’s part is either beer or Hebridean mouthwash. Also, mommy’s pink sweat pants just might be a little “form-fitting” for so soon after pumping out an entire human being from your “special place”. Also, baby is gonna be wrapped up like a little burrito and his/her clothes are prolly gonna be HUGE compared to baby’s actual size.
Blessed Event Prep
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Mornin’ Gang -
Never ending; Matthews: Berlin Sun ‘Ruined’ Obama’s Speech. …..Sigh
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Good morning Hamsters. Shudder to think what further bumbling Obama will commit today. For a while it seemed as though Biden was up there. Where is Biden, by the way?
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Depending on the delivery, Mom might need a cold pack for her, well, delicate areas.
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Vicodin
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Morning, Hamsterville. Pyro is just so thoughtful. Always thinking of others and their needs.
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I’m a giver
Besides, if she’s gonna “naturally” feed the little nipper, the Vicodin will aid in the little bundle of joy’s naptime. -
Sarah Palin’s daughter out whacking some baby seals on a Canadian glacier.
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How bizarre that these Kennedys would not sense any problem with posting the fact that they shoot baby seals for the Canadian gubmint.
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We got 0.3″ rain Wednesday evening, wonderful for a day when I did not expect we could possibly get any. But the yard was left a bit too wet for me to finish up my mowing this morning. I’ll have to find another project for today.
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This is moving weekend for Lovely and Aggie Beau! We’re all going just a little bit nuts over here, even at our house. Moving our schedules around so we can help them out is a challenge of sorts. I was going to work late last night, but by the time I got back from shopping, cooked dinner, and washed dishes, I decided that going to bed was a better alternative. That means I’m behinder today again.
Tonight I get to see my younger sister, who’s visiting from Michigan. That will be nice!
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Speaking of a birthing.
This is a prjoect we finished a short while ago. We did the round roofed buildings about half way in. At the end you see the stell columns for the last part of the structure being erected. Two hangars for Black Forest at the Conroe Airport, plus a “drive through canopy” big enough to taxi planes underneath. -
Fortunate are those who got some rain yesterday. Nothing came close here, but there’s always this afternoon for a chance. Sprinkler system is good in reserve, but it’s not God’s rain. Currently partly cloudy so if nothing else it will keep the temp down.
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heh heh heh
Sarge did an erection -
Sarge did an erection
Located all the holes properly, too.
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Tedtam
Good luck with all the moving and settling the newlyweds into their house. Bound to be the organized chaos that moving usually is. At least it’s not a 4-bedroom-house worth of furniture and belongings to move so there is hope to get it all inside in a day. Y’all be careful of the heat. -
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Cool.
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#15 Sarge
Sarge did an erection
Located all the holes properly, too.
Did you need someone to help you locate the holes? Did she charge you twenny bux?
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What does this look like to you? -
Are you mooning me?
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So, is thirty feet the maximum for a single tilt-wall?
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Did you need someone to help you locate the holes? Did she charge you twenny bux?
When I locate the holes, I get paid.
They thank me, and then ask me to locate even more.12 Sarge
Cool.
I’ve always thought tilt-wall construction was pretty neat.Dude.
You’re supposed to like all the complicated steel framing and beautiful paneling on the round roofed buildings with the huge doors that move back and forth.
That tilt wall erection has square corners and can’t stand up by itself. My erection is over 40 feet tall and stands up all by itself. -
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The Starship Enterprise lower right, can’t tell which iteration. -
Yeah, I know.
Just trying to wiss you off. -
#12 Sarge
plus a “drive through canopy” big enough to taxi planes underneath.
Ah, the ultimate porte-cochère.
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My erection is over 40 feet tall and stands up all by itself.
For more than four hours, you need to call a doctor.
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#14, #15
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21 Shannon says:
June 20, 2013 at 10:16 am
So, is thirty feet the maximum for a single tilt-wallSomething like that.
The walls on the hangars are 42′-6 high and the width is 295′-6 clear span and are 126′-0 long. The opening for the hangar doors is 235′-0 wide by 28′-0 high with ten separate door leaves. The biggest challenge was the fact that the two identical hangars were draining onto lower building between them that’s only 25′-0 wide. That’s 37,233 square feet of Houston rainfall falling onto an area of 3,150 square feet and getting it to the ground without causing a flood in the parking lot behind the building or sitting on that lower roof.20 Tedtam says:
June 20, 2013 at 10:13 am
Are you mooning me?Look in the lower middle left of the picture and you’ll see what looks like someone boldy going where no man has gone before.
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My erection is over 40 feet tall and stands up all by itself.
Show off!
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#19 Sarge
#23 AdeeThe Starship Enterprise lower right, can’t tell which iteration.
I think it’s the ISS, transiting the moon, as seen from Earth.
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Does anybody really think this will happen as advertised?
HEADLINE: Senate Agreement to Bolster Border Security
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According to a high-ranking Senate aide, a formal announcement is expected to be introduced on the Senate floor this morning, but no immediate vote is expected. As of now, no news conference on the deal is scheduled either.
A second Capitol Hill source tells ABC News the agreement will include a major border build up, with a key change being a nearly doubling of border agents, completion of 700 miles of fence, and a specific plan for border security, which must all be fully implemented before green cards are available to undocumented immigrants.I give it less than 10% that this provision will survive the house, then conference committee. I give it a 90% chance that it will be changed after the fact and we will get 1985 amnesty all over again -with no border security.
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It looks more like the outline of a Klingon Warbird to me.
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#31: I wonder if they are going to change the rules of engagement and stop prosecuting the Border Patrol for simply doing their jobs?
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Ah, the ultimate porte-cochère.
I was going to say porte-cochère, but I figgered the Philistines here who are impressed by slabs of concrete wouldn’t know what one is.
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Keep in mind, immediate legalization (AMNESTY) still happens.
It is only receipt of green cards that is delayed until implementation of “border security”.
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I am permanently offended.
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The video was great:>) I think SD would call those Gumby Dammit cranes.
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Drew M has an excellent piece today over at AoSHQ regarding the likely reaction to the Shamnesty plan. It goes a long way to explaining the ethos behind the Tea Party and why we are not as fickle as some think.
You can’t call me a RINO because I’m not a Republican. I had to reregister to vote before the election last year and went “independent”. Now clearly it’s nearly impossible for me to conceive of voting for a Democrat so I’m not an “independent” in the traditional “swing voter” sense. I am however a “swing voter” now in that I will either not vote for a Republican or will vote Libertarian or another 3rd party.
Not everything can be a “Go to ELEVENTY!1!11!!1! issue” but there has to be two or three key issue(s) a candidate or a party simply can’t violate and still lay a claim to your support. Right now for me, I will not vote or support in any way a Republican who votes for an amnesty first plan or anything that expands or “fixes” ObamaCare in anyway. Those are my two red lines.
I sucked it up in the past and voted for McCain and then Romney. No more.
The GOP will continue to lie to us and count on our support because we always come back. Why would they change when there’s never a price to pay? Even when we rally together to change the party and elect a guy like Marco Rubio….nothing changes. -
Not to fasten the tin foil hat too tightly, l’d like for you guys to look at this video taken after the crash that killed Micheal Hastings.
Micheal Yon, whom I trust as a source (h/t to him for the video), says that Hastings told him that the FBI was investigating him while he was working on a story about the NSA.
In particular, I’d like to know what you think about the position of the vehicle in relation to the tree it hit, and then the position of where the engine ended up.
Yon posts this on his FB:Strange on Hastings
A solid source also mentioned that Hastings contacted source on Monday, saying he (Hastings) was under FBI investigation, as were (are?) family and close associates. I mentioned this on Facebook before it was in the press, and so this does not look like an echo chamber (as often occurs) but a corroboration that Hastings was saying he was under FBI investigation, and was telling people about it for some reason.And links to this story.
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Sarge, I just watched the video and from what the spanish speaking man said, it seemed like there was more than one car involved. In order for the engine/tranny to be that far away from the rest of the car it would have had to hit off center (perhaps?) otherwise the engine would have stayed on the tree. If the car hit off center, having it spin around the tree makes sense.
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It does seem strange that the engine was so far from the crash site, especially since a tree was lodged firmly in the engine area of the car. If the impact somehow dislodged the engine, it would have hit the tree and fallen back down.
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A priest calls out Pelosi for using her Catholic faith to support abortion.
How she even uses the words “devout Catholic” and abortion as “sacred” fails me. There are no gymnastics in the world that can twist those two ideas together.But that wasn’t the harshest of his rebukes. Pavone went on to charge that Pelosi made a “mockery of the Catholic faith” during the press conference and that she offended millions of Americans who follow church doctrine. Here, he was referring to her claim to be a “practicing and respectful Catholic” who believes that the abortion discussion is “sacred ground.”
“You speak here of Catholic faith as if it is supposed to hide us from reality instead of lead us to face reality, as if it is supposed to confuse basic moral truths instead of clarify them, and as if it is supposed to help us escape the hard moral questions of life rather than help us confront them,” he continued.
“Whatever Catholic faith you claim to respect and practice, it is not the faith that the Catholic Church teaches. And I speak for countless Catholics when I say that it’s time for you to stop speaking as if it were,” added the priest.What does the Bible say about those who would mislead others in their faith? Something about millstones, necks, and oceans, I believe?
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Then again, the car was traveling in excess of 100 mph, that is a pantload of inertia (mass of the engine x the speed of the car (-) the energy required to rip it from the car (-) what it lost against the tree) to try to corral. In order for the engine to stay at the tree it would have had to hit very close to the center of mass of the engine/tranny assembly, any offset and the engine simply spins around the tree (being deflected of course) and continues on until its inertia is spent.
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#42 TT: Nanzi Pelousi is making it explicitly clear that abortion is a sacrament and therefore is sacred to those of her faith. She worships the pagan god of sexuality and considers abortion a human sacrifice on the altar of “choice”, she calls herself a Catholic and uses that label as a fig leaf and a shield to defend her evil position. She is no Catholic in the reality in which we all live; she could say that she is a car and sleep in a garage at night yet, in both cases reality reveals otherwise.
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engine/tranny assembly
ok, what kind of deviant is an “engine”, what part of the rainbow crowd to they represent, and why would they be assembled around a street corner in Los Angeles at 4:00am without the other members of their “movement”?
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she could say that she is a car and sleep in a garage at night yet, in both cases reality reveals otherwise
Channeling Q the 10?
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Channeling Q the 10?
No. If i were I would have said:
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Channeling Q the 10?
No, and besides he has a much better tan than I.
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Then again, the car was traveling in excess of 100 mph, that is a pantload of inertia (mass of the engine x the speed of the car (-) the energy required to rip it from the car (-) what it lost against the tree) to try to corral. In order for the engine to stay at the tree it would have had to hit very close to the center of mass of the engine/tranny assembly, any offset and the engine simply spins around the tree (being deflected of course) and continues on until its inertia is spent.
Actually, we have no way to know the speed of the car. That bit is unreported thus far.
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#s 39, 40, 41, & 43 – The large geyser of water implies (to me) that a fire hydrant may likely have been the first impacted object BEFORE the tree – since most modern era cars have engines mounted to “roll downwards” upon impact – I can easily imagine the motor was already separated from the car before it ever hit the tree which “could” ‘splain why the motor was further down the road and seemingly not burnt……………BUT I say if we weren’t there LIVE to see it all transpire that none of us know for sure………
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Actually, we have no way to know the speed of the car.
The blonde chick of FoxNews said the police indicate that the car was going in excess of 100 mph, therefore it must be true.
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#34 Sarge
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Next thing you know, I’ll be sprinkling nutmeg on my T-M/W sammiches…
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Younger sister just landed. Again. The plane had been diverted to Hobby due to bad weather, but they wouldn’t let her off, even with her sister a half mile away! They finally made the jump to Bush, so I’ll be seeing her soon. It will be good to see her and her daughter again. I’ll bet the daughter has probably shot up another 3 or 4 inches.
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How to make Hamous’ head explode
Heard Lance Roberts from Street Talk Live say that Paulie Krugman is in line for Bernacke’s job in 2014. -
#55: I don’t think Paulie K has the smarts to pour urine from a boot without getting it all over his shirt.
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I don’t think Paulie K has the smarts to pour urine from a boot without getting it all over his shirt.
Lemme play my hole card.
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#57 – Yer sposed ta know when to FOLD em Pahdnah!! LMAO 🙂
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I think that for whatever reason the car came to an abrupt halt and the engine managed to miss the unmovable object and with it’s mass/inertia there was no way it was slowing down. If indeed it was going 100 MPH and weighed 800-1500 Lbs (with the tranny) it would go a long way.
Back when I was in high school a kid was hauling it up Hiway 51 in his 69 Goat, from New Brocton to Rocky Head, trying to outrun a State Trooper. The road is almost completely straight with a lot of hills. He was going well over 100 MPH when he tried to negotiate a turn, he lost control and slide sideways into a pecan tree. The tree didn’t budge and the car wrapped around it. I went to see the car at the Chevy place and the tree entered the drivers door and flipped the seat over dumping him into the passenger seat. The tree made it to just past the hump in the floor. The engine, transmission and the whole front end went 150 yards out into a pine forest. The only thing left of the front end was the two fenders, no fender wells, wheels tires, front end, bumper, nothing. The tranny broke off at the tail shaft and the only gear left in it was the speedometer gear at the very rear of it. Oh, and the kid, minor bumps and bruises, of course he was three sheets into the wind. -
I don’t think it matters who replaces Bernanke.
Paulie K is actually the perfect choice. -
The engine, transmission and the whole front end went 150 yards out into a pine forest.
Yes. The distance from the car doesn’t surprise me in the least.
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Decided to take a look a game seven of the NBA final.
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Pro basketball still sucks. -
http://www.politico.com/gallery/2013/01/13-things-more-popular-than-congress/000693-009731.html
Congress lost out to head lice, colonoscopies, and even France! -
Decided to take a look a game seven of the NBA final.
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Pro basketball still sucks.Amen–Preach it brother.
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NBA is an unfortunate misspelling of YAWN.
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Hard to believe anyone can be so stupid as to not understand the effect on them personally, if their ancestor had been aborted.
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I remember seeing an accident scene one day as my mother was returning me home after some school function. We were one a long straight road that had one medium S curve in it. In front of the first bend was a telephone pole, about 30 feet from the road. The pole was broken and bent away from the curve. Tire tracks went up to and past the pole, about ten feet.
On either side of the pole.
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NBA is an unfortunate misspelling of YAWN.
Double Heh.
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