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  1. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    FIRSTICUS, SORT OF

  2. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    I say all of this because I feel we also need to know what elected Republicans have said for three decades. They say we must secure the border and our laws must be respected when facing the electorate. But what they are really saying by their actions is this:
    We think youโ€™re too stupid to get this, so here it is. We donโ€™t care about being a permanent minority party under Democrat rule. We donโ€™t care about depressing and at the same time burdening the labor market in weird ways. We donโ€™t care about a political shift to the left because frankly thatโ€™s where we live anyway. We donโ€™t care about enforcing the law, and that after what weโ€™ve done for three decades you think we do, is a persuasive argument about ending elections permanently. We think youโ€™re all a bunch of dumb racists, you were too stupid to know not to elect us, and so we are going to have a big amnesty and make the next wave of this easier because our big money backers think youโ€™re dumb racists and half of them want a helot class. Dig? What are you gonna do, vote for the Democrats?
    Now as I said, this is hardly limited to immigration. If you took the Republican Party at its word, you would expect to see men and women dedicated to cutting spending, balancing the budget, ending the slaughter of the unborn, enforcing our laws, beefing up our national security, and slowly easing down the welfare state. If you take them on their actions, you would expect to hear them talk about growing government, running deficits, keeping abortion legal, tossing our laws out the window, spending a lot on defense systems while shuddering at using them, and expanding entitlements.

    http://www.redstate.com/thomas/2013/06/14/why-the-immigration-bill-is-doomed-to-succeed/

  3. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Not quite there, Shannon :>)

  4. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    You know what they found when they autopsied Jeffrey Dahmer?
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    Jimmy Hoffa

  5. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    What happens when you show up late for dinner at Jeffrey Dahmer’s house?
    you get the cold shoulder

  6. Tedtam Avatar

    Getting a slow start this morning. I was exhausted when I went to bed last night, and was looking forward to a full night’s sleep. Hubby forgot to reset his alarm clock from last Friday, when he was to pick up his mother at 4:30 am to go for surgery. So we woke up at around 3:30 this morning. /sigh
    I eventually went back to sleep and allowed myself to lay in bed until after 8:00.
    MIL hopefully is in surgery as we speak. I hope the surgery goes well and she gets relief from her pain.
    I’m starting to pack up the last of Lovely’s things out of her bedroom, to take up to her new home in Bryan this coming weekend. I’m happy for her, but it’s a little hard for me to remove her stuff from our home. I miss her. I really enjoyed being with her and AB over the weekend. There’s some kind of honeymoon prank in the works with AB’s brother and bride. I’m not being told what it is, only that “paybacks are hell”.

  7. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    First!!!

  8. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Would one aircraft carrier be enough?
    Or does the wookiee have too much luggage?

  9. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Would one aircraft carrier be enough?

    Gotsta have one for a decoy – just sayin.
    It is all pointless as we all know who #2 is, don’t we?
    Joe “The D!p$#!t” Biden, #2, what a great double entendre.

  10. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Early in Bronco’s first term, before we had any clue how many vacays these grifters would be taking on our dime, we used to joke that Mooch needed an extra Boeing aircraft to haul all her boob belts, cardigan sweaters, and gold flat-heeled shoes. Guess her style has changed, or maybe the whole country is burnt out on this FLOTUS. I rarely see her outlandish getups being prominently featured in the news any more.
    No, I don’t watch “the news”, but Moochie’s funny outfits that used to be featured in the news were always mocked on the internet. In fact, some of her old outfits were so dreadful that they are still being derided on the internet.

  11. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    In Arizona, you won’t have to prove you are a citizen to register to vote. Holee crap, we really are doomed. I think the Russkies have spiked our water supplies with some brain-cell destroying compound. Our average IQ on the SCOTUS is now in the 2-digit range.

  12. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    I guess they ran out of curtains in the WH kitchen & basement for her to use ad material.

  13. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Prior to this I usually liked Scalia; now I see him and Roberts in the same camp.

  14. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Speaking of Comprehensive Immigration GangNam Style…

    The consent of the governed, it is worth remembering, is the only just source of the power that government wields in a free society. One cannot consent to what one cannot know. Thus, there can be no legitimate government if, as Madison put it in Federalist No. 62, “the laws be so voluminous that they cannot be read, or so incoherent that they cannot be understood; if they be repealed or revised before they are promulgated, or undergo such incessant changes, that no man who knows what the law is today, can guess what it will be tomorrow.”
    Our elected officials and judicial officers donโ€™t rule us. They are there to govern, to implement our will. When they resort to impenetrable legislative monstrosities to implement their own will without our consent โ€” indeed, over our objection โ€” that is not governing. It is dictating.
    Maybe thatโ€™s the Obama administrationโ€™s problem with Arizonaโ€™s new law: It is too short (16 pages), too clear, and too reflective of the popular will.
    [Illegal Aliens: Law and Sovereignty in Arizona, April 29, 2010]

    http://www.vdare.com/posts/numbersusas-guides-to-the-senates-horror-bill-s744-0

  15. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    One of these new astronauts looks like she’s a “special” one.

  16. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    The Washington comPost is all up in arms about Va gov McDonnell putting some personal items on the mansion credit card. Total cost, including staff time is, perhaps, $1000., most of which has already been reimbursed. They don’t seem so interested in the weekly live concerts in the WhiteHouse, nor the taxpayer funded fund raising trips by Ballsack Hussein OJugEars. The selective outrage is appalling. Kind of like getting bent out of shape when someone picks up a quarter from the ground, while ignoring the thugs knocking off the armored truck.

  17. Sarge Avatar

    12 mharper42 says:
    June 17, 2013 at 11:17 am
    In Arizona, you wonโ€™t have to prove you are a citizen to register to vote. Holee crap, we really are doomed. I think the Russkies have spiked our water supplies with some brain-cell destroying compound. Our average IQ on the SCOTUS is now in the 2-digit range.

    Actually, its a bit more limited than that.

    It’s a fairly straight forward preemption issue. The federal government has mandated a use of a specific registration* form through the Motor Voter Act and the court is simply saying that states can’t add qualifications to it.
    What the Court didn’t seem to say is that such a requirement would be unconstitutional. So, it’s time to press House and Senate candidates to add this to the federal form. Ideally, they’d repeal Motor Voter all together but that’s not going to happen so fixing this oversight is probably the best we can hope for. Of course, that’s likely a bridge too far.
    *Apparently some people are confusing proof of citizenship at the time of registration with being able to vote. Just to be clear, SCOTUS didn’t find a right to vote for non-citizens or say states couldn’t stop non-citizens from voting.
    That’s why I said this was more a simple preemption case than an earth shattering voting rights case. Still, I think it’s something states should be allowed to do and with political will it’s a simple fix.

  18. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    What’s a boob belt? Does it hurt?

  19. Tedtam Avatar

    Just got news – MIL is out of surgery and it went well. They had to do a fusion in addition to the laminectomy, but they tell us that she won’t suffer any reduction in mobility.
    I’m sure the recovery pain won’t be any worse than what she’s been going through.

  20. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #20 Tim
    It’s a belt that rides up too high above the waist, due to poor posture and/or being pear-shaped.

  21. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #21 TT
    I hope she finds the relief she needs to make life good again.

  22. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Good news for TT’s MIL. Best wishes for a quick and uncomplicated recovery. And free of pain at last.

  23. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #22 mh42
    You fragot the obvious explanation:
    Poor taste/bad fashion sense

  24. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    #19 Sarge
    Ace of Spades gives a good explanation of the SCOTUS decision on voter registration requirements. State Leges can’t amend or replace federal laws on federal matters. But Congress can and in this case should make changes at least or preferably repeal it.
    So we now have another item to bug our reps about.

  25. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Some galaxies are getting a little wide in the a$$ – if you know what I mean.

  26. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #26: Thanks a lot, now I need to bleach my eyes again. Those commercials that present the false choice, defacto amnesty or new amnesty really off me with urine. The reasonable solution would be to simply enforce the laws currently on the books, and strengthen the border patrol. Taking rectums like Johnny Sutton out of the mix would help tremendously also.

  27. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    James O’Keefe, confronts Richard Head (yes, that’s really his name), Atty Gen of New Hampshire.

  28. Katfish Avatar

    #31 – AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMEN!

  29. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    I’ll second that. Ted Poe, please don’s scare us like that.

  30. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Dayaam, the truth hurts!! Houston Comical calls out Michael Berry. This is just TOO funny, oh and be SURE to read the comments!
    That is all!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  31. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Off to take the girls for their walk, Lil’ Bit is driving me CRAZY!!!! Crap!
    Anybody need a sweet little girl? ๐Ÿ˜€

  32. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Bone rusher, mharper, and Shannon need to go back to Pre-k to learn how to count. I’m first, get it straight. ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Holy close encounter regarding Ted Poe. Amazing what a piece of popcorn can do. The right person at the right time was there, praise God.

  33. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    We’re here in Branson and finally all those coming are here. The two missing are my brother-in-law who just graduated med school and is now a doctor and had to remain home to begin orientation of an apprenticeship he needs in order to practice medicine. So, he is a doctor, just can’t practice. Mom flew out to their home in Minnesota and drove down with LiL’ Sister and their three boys (the Ninja Twins who are staring at the iPad as I write and Grey who was born a day before Aedhun). My brother could not come. He had a business opportunity to promote the hedge fund he and his partner founded a few years ago. Their investments are doing very well (a little over 15% profit last year) but they do need more investors. So my brother had to remain in Illinois to go to the promotion in Chicago. We’ll miss him but we all hope he does well up there. His wife and two kids just arrived today. Sister-in-Law has been sick, for the last three weeks and quickly went to her room here to rest before we go to the show.
    Let’s see, there is now 8 adults and 13 kids here and together represent three generations of family. Yes, it is loud and wonderful here. We’re readying ourselves for the second group of us to go see the Chinese acrobats. We’re excited. We divided ourselves into two groups to go so that one group can watch the babies here. We figured they won’t sit quietly through the show.

  34. Katfish Avatar

    #34 – WOW the Comical is still in business?
    Who knew? ROFL

  35. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Hey Darren,
    What a fine time y’all are going to have there in Branson. Good idea to view the attractions in sections so the little ones can be entertained away from the shows and have a place to nap and play in a safe place.

  36. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    #38 Katfish
    Yes, the Comical is still putting out birdcage liner and a few sections of readable news.
    The paper keeps shrinking, the classified ads continue to fill spaces within the various sections of news, the regular ads sometimes take up more space than articles, the comics section continues to shrink cartoon by cartoon (presume more of them appear in the online version). And the business office is getting antsy about renewing subscriptions, now calling to remind us that our subscription has expired so please call to sign up again or go online to do so. The tone of the message tries to make us feel guilty for letting the subscription lapse since we are receiving papers beyond the end of the subscription. Recall all those free copies tossed in driveways of nonsubscribers not so long ago to fortify their circulation numbers? That was then…before they got caught inflating them.
    I checked our records to discover that our subscription ended June 12, and they called June 15th. Never have done that before. Things must be getting tight. ๐Ÿ™‚

  37. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #37 Darren, very good sir!! Three generations and twenty one folks, you’ll be really filling up the ole’ memory bank,….along with all your kin-folks. Yup, life is good in Darren’s world. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  38. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Back in another life, we used to take the kids to Bolivar to a beach house that a friend owned. She had three kids we had two, and on any weekend there might be 3-5 couples, with 7-12 kids in a 1000 square foot beach house. It had a small kitchen a small bathroom and one bedroom, plus a big den area that had couches that folded out to make beds and the kids slept on the floor. I was usually the first one up so I’d go down stairs to the small shower on the patio and take a cold shower and if necessary use the pot down there. On the way out I had to step over bodies to get to the door, then I’d come back and start fryin’ bacon and brewing coffee. You be surprised how soon folks would start getting up. The women would be heading for the up stairs shower and would run out of hot water pretty fast. Man what a good time that was because everyone was there to have a good time. When I first started going I didn’t know all of the people but I got to know them real fast and they liked me because I was a little older and did all the BBQing.
    Dayaam good memories right there. ๐Ÿ˜€

  39. Katfish Avatar

    #40 – MsAdee I know you knew my tongue was stuck completely through my cheek ๐Ÿ™‚
    As a former young ‘delivery technician’ for the Comical I feel I have as much right as anyone to be this ASHAMED of what it has degenerated into………………partially due to the technological evolution but MOSTLY (IMHO) their lefty leanings

  40. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    lookie what I found in the comments section about the local bird cage liner:

    superdave54
    5:23 PM on June 17, 2013
    YUP! He doesn’t care about your race, if you are a man, woman or gay/straight, just American!! As a Damned old WASP, thanks for your post.

    I wonder who that may be?

  41. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Dang, Bones blew my cover. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  42. squawkbox Avatar

    NOTE TO SELF:
    And anyone else that maybe interested
    When doing a google or Bing image search for BOOB BELT to shock the couch with, make DAYAMM sure the search filter is set to strict or at least moderate.
    Sorry folks no BOOB BELT pics from ME today. That is unless you wanna see Moochelle or a picture of bunsonburner in drag.
    EEEEWWWWWWWWWW.E

  43. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Squawks, my search for boob belts #22 was not done to shock the Couch, but to answer a question. Although my search terms were michelle + “boob belt”, I did notice some unrelated images were returned. I sorta liked this one, the boob belt for Muslim wimminz… (Is that the peace sign “V” she is making? ๐Ÿ™‚ )

  44. squawkbox Avatar

    MHarper
    Saw that when I turned down the search filter to moderate.

  45. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    #43 Katfish
    Yes, the sarc was evident. ๐Ÿ™‚ How far that rag has fallen even since it bought out The Post. Some perpetual sweet revenge at our house though–still have The Houston Post newspaper tube out by the road, and whenever the Chron delivery guy remembers to put it in the tube, it is delicious irony. The adjoining tube is for The Fort Bend Herald, clearly marked. Sometimes a new carrier doesn’t know to use the Post tube when I make an issue of it by calling the delivery dept. to gripe about the paper on the driveway.
    How I miss The Post.

  46. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Chinese acrobats’ show was fabulous. The show was paused for an emergency announcement for anyone who parked in front of the building to move their vehicles per the fire department’s request. At the end of the show the same building manager gave specific instruction, again per fire department’s directive, to exit to the right of the building and not through the gift shop area. I turns out that there as an arsonist on the loose and had set fire to some cars. Mom was parked two cars away from one of the cars on fire. Don’t know I the culprit or suspect was captured or not but we’re all safe.
    Thank you Adee and Super Dave. Yes. Life is good. Family is a blessing.

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