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  1. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    FIRSTICUS!!

  2. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    SECONDARIAN!!
    Wake up sleepy heads, its Friday!

  3. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    For you non-haters out there, we bring you news of teh ghey and trannies:
    A coupla third-grade girls intro mocha jesus at a LGBTQCMTAIRSM&M event at the White House. Also attending was bronco’s life assurance policy. What are kids that young doing at an event like that?
    Australia has introduced a new sex! It’s called “intersex” and is for those who are unsure about their sexual state due to pending / in progress / recently completed addadictomy processes or having their pee-pee’s hacked off.
    n.b. – squack still doesn’t have a category for him, i.e. “ain’t gettin’ none”

  4. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    n.b. – squack still doesn’t have a category for him, i.e. “ain’t gettin’ none”

    I think it is called Rosy Palm, or Mother Thumb and her 4 Daughters.

  5. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Pyro, what’s the venue for the metal man?

  6. Katfish Avatar

    #6 – interesting ‘conundrum’ (for some folks I presume) vis-a-vis displaying Old Glory upside down………………..one wonders if that action might be interpreted by “some” as roughly equivalent to calling 911?

  7. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #5 mh42
    beats me

  8. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    We forgive you. Most women don’t want to keep having babies after their joints get froze up with arthritis, anyway.

  9. Hamous Avatar

    She’s a dyed-in-the-wool “progressive” but Kirsten Powers has been sounding more pragmatic the last couple of years:

    Director of National Intelligence James Clapper blatantly lied to Congress about the activity of the NSA, and there seems to be no ramifications. Yet the Washington establishment wants to put Snowden in jail and throw away the key for telling the truth. We are told to blindly respect an institution that persecutes whistleblowers for leaks of over classified government information while watching the Obama administration’s leaking of secret government information to aggrandize the president during his reelection campaign. So, please tell us more about how we should have more respect for our institutions.

  10. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Should we forget about the THOUSANDS of confidential FBI files that were ILLEGALLY obtained by the Clinton admin and NO ONE went to jail over the act. There was no penalty because of Ds control of the LSM. Scooter Libby was hounded relentlessly about the Valerie Plame leak, when the prosecutor persecutor KNEW who the leaker was, if this is not blatant abuse of power and entrapment, then what is? The flagrant abuses of the citizenry and defiling of the Constitution by Ds is legendary, and the LSM stands right beside them.
    I guess the Socialists/Commie/Fascist/Nazi/Stazi/Democrat were playing the long game when they first infested the LSM, then the educational institutions all the way down to elementary school; when they dumbed down enough of the population the take over would be much easier.

  11. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    The whole NSA snooping thing may or may not be Constitutional; that will likely be up to the courts.
    My problem with it is the lack of any sort of accountability that will provide for remedies when the line (wherever it may be) is crossed. My other problems relate to the unnecessary secrecy regarding the program. Many aspects of the program could (and should) have been revealed voluntarily a long time ago without jeopardizing its effectiveness. Further, if it weren’t for all the other “activities” that have recently and not so recently come to light, the NSA thing would be less troublesome. George Will, who can be a bit of a squish at times, points this aspect out quite well.
    Coupled together, these revelations are starting to scare the bejeebers out of people who generally don’t pay a whole lot of attention.
    The worst part (or best, depending on POV) is that great swaths of the country are losing their faith that the government is working for them or at least not working against them.

  12. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    In more news of teh ghey / freaks “Famed helicopter pilot”, Bob “Zoey” Tur is undergoing “aggressive” hormone “replacement” therapy prior to getting his pee-pee hacked off in a few months.

  13. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    The story on the turd is revealing in that they mixed the pronouns “he” and “she” throughout the story. The DNA will always show male, even after the meat cleaveradge to his shortcommings, the eunuch will still be male.
    How does it show courage to fly a helicopter above a riot or to follow a slow speed car chase? Those are all basic helocopter pilot skills, so how izzit courageous? The thing is a wissin fruitcake and belongs in an institution, or San Fransisco.

  14. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    #15 Wagonburner
    Yikes, and at this advanced stage of genetics knowledge, is anybody gonna have the courage to tell Bob/Roberta (?) that his genes still are XY and will never be XX? Maybe somewhere down a long and twisted road gene manipulation might be tried to effect a permanent change. But not today. So the expensive current contortions produce only a veneer.

  15. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    This entire immigration crisis could be fixed by simply following the laws on the books. Not even a single word of new legislation is needed; why should we allow still more laws to be passed when the ones on the books are only selectively enforced if at all?

  16. Hamous Avatar

    The next time some “progressive” moron (or a “progressive” moron masquerading in libertarian clothing) accuses you of being an anti-science neanderthal ask them to explain the scientific evidence to back up their claims that human beings can change sexes.

  17. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    back up their claims that human beings can change sexes.

    You mean like becoming fertile members of the opposite sex (than what your genetalia indicates) like some lizards and fish? Or do you mean in the most superficial of senses?

  18. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Zoey Turd is going to get in touch with its inner beyotch just in time for menopause; what an idjit.

  19. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    #19 Hamous
    Good rejoinder. Can always whip out one of the early misunderstandings of inheritance when the gene was not yet or only hazily understood, pre-Medelian casting for answers.
    Some investigators thought that inheritance could be altered by deliberately changing a parental physical characteristic and thus offspring would have the changed characteristic.
    So it was tried by docking dog tails and expecting subsequent pups to be born with short tails. Well, that didn’t work, and the pups were born with tails the normal length for the breed. Bringing this up would likely send sex change proponents into fit of rage or something, but it sure would be fun to see. 🙂

  20. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Well they’re not nearly as destructive as Obama, but they try.

  21. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Boat still moving forward?
    🙂

  22. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Some investigators thought that inheritance could be altered by deliberately changing a parental physical characteristic and thus offspring would have the changed characteristic.

    Oh yeah?
    You’re so smart, then riddle me this: How is it that Michael Jackson’s kids are white?
    Hmmmmmmmm?

  23. Hamous Avatar

    You’re so smart, then riddle me this: How is it that Michael Jackson’s kids are white?

    They aren’t his kids?

  24. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Isn’t the father of his kids that famous actor that irons his sack?

  25. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    According to a guest on Sean Hannity’s radio program, once the immigration bill passes, the government will outsource processing of the “newly legalized” to Community Organizer organizations.
    Organizations like ACORN’s decendents.

  26. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Dear CongressCritter or Senator:
    There is no immigration crisis! The problem is that the federal has once again failed miserably to do its job and enforce the laws currently on the books. There is not one word of legislation needed to fix the problem, the solution is quite simple: DO YOUR DAMNED JOB AND ENFORCE THE LAWS ON THE BOOKS!
    Irritatedly yours
    Bonecrusher

  27. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Upon further reflection, law enforcement is a presidential function, therefore,

    DO YOUR DAMNED JOB AND START WITHHOLDING VARIOUS FUNDS AND FORCE THE PREZ TO FAIRLY ENFORCE THE LAWS ON THE BOOKS!

  28. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    There is some guy, a friend or lawyer or Jackson’s, who has claimed to be the sperm donor for those kids.

  29. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    HEB really should be stopped.
    Tempting the weak with giant slices of Tres Leches cake.
    Fork included.
    It’s just outrageous.

  30. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    I assume that HEB’s ploy worked? Was it scrumptious? Wipe your face now.

  31. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #34 😀

  32. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Got a hand-written letter from an old friend/coworker from my Austin/US Geological Survey days. She is 15 years older than me. Her letter is full of complaints about poor memory, low energy, sleep too much, get little done. She’s convinced it’s dementia. Even if it is, she’s in a safe environment on 300 acres outside town, with family living in the farmhouse with her, as well as in other houses built on their land.
    What cracks me up is I have many of the same complaints, but I am dead sure there is no mental defect in my case. I’m sure the denizens of Hamsterville will let me know if they sense any waning. Now remember that just because I don’t always get the jokes doesn’t mean I have Alzheimer’s.

  33. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Now remember that just because I don’t always get the jokes doesn’t mean I have Alzheimer’s.

    Its OK, really, you can believe that for as long as you like.

  34. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    There is a video imbedded in this story, I don’t know if this link will take you to the story or the imbedded video. Either way, I want one of these systems, way cool!
    this afternoon, from about 25 yards, I found 2 different pellets that would cut the same hole (5 shot group) when I did my part :>) I was able to hit a beer cap pretty much every time.

  35. phil Avatar
    phil

    The man who should’ve been president.

  36. TexMo Avatar
    TexMo

    hmmmm…. Cornyn is more conservative than Olson according to The Heritage Foundation.
    //heritageactionscorecard.com//members/search/zip?search-zip=77498&search=
    I am sorry folks, I am having difficulty this evening with the HTML hot buttons. I blame this Samsung tablet.

  37. phil Avatar
    phil

    Cornyn is more conservative than Olson Barack Sa-tahn Obumma–Well, maybe.

  38. TexMo Avatar
    TexMo

    #29 Shannon

    According to a guest on Sean Hannity’s radio program, once the immigration bill passes, the government will outsource processing of the “newly legalized” to Community Organizer organizations.
    Organizations like ACORN’s decendents.

    Oh good! At least I now know they will be registered to vote.
    /sarc off

  39. TexMo Avatar
    TexMo

    #36 Mharp… We’ll let youknow in 15 years. 🙂

  40. TexMo Avatar
    TexMo

    Well I spent the last two days at the Ft. Bend County Fair Grounds at a Cub Scout tri-district camp. I volunteered as a BB gun range officer. It was an all around great experience. The best part is that no one got hurt. Hopefully the yutes that were introduced for the first time will walk away with a new interest in the shooting sports.
    The worst part were the ones that just did not want to listen to my advice. I realy feel bad for the once that are right handed, but are left eye dominant or vice versa. I also feel bad for the onces that are a decent shot, but have a very poor form. I told several that they will not be happy when they move up to a .22 or a shotgun.
    All in all they probably shot about 15,000 rounds a day for 4 days. Thank goodness there is not a BB shortage! The whole experience has re-awakened my love for air rifles. I can see a 1,000 fps air rifle in my future. 🙂

  41. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Well, is everybody prepared for Fathers Day weekend? Rain appears to be sneaking into the forecast for tomorrow and not so much on Sunday. Some tomorrow would be welcome in the baking heat that’s descended upon us the past few days.
    Spouse has spent much of the day disposing of the burn pile in the side pasture, and of course the heaps of recently soaked leaves harvested from the live oaks in spring made a smudgy nuisance to the neighborhood depending on wind direction. That seems to be well under control overnight and perhaps will not annoy anyone tomorrow. Had to take advantage of the moisture in the ground and grass and relatively calm breeze this morning before the pile got too large and provided shelter for all sorts of critters we’d as soon not have around.
    G’night all.

  42. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #45 Ms Adee, Daughter has invited me over for fajitas and barbacoa, the boy and his bride will be there also, all I have to do is make the guacamole. Yup life is GOOD!
    Nytol

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