Monday Ewww Open Comments

As I mentioned, Lovely Daughter had her baby shower last Saturday. It was a fun occasion, but there was one game there that I had never seen played before.

As you can see, this is an (almost) anatomically correct depiction of, well, the baby-making apparatus of wimmins. There were also anatomically correct sperm, of which all of the game participants received just one. You guessed it – we played a baby shower version of “Pin the Tail on the Donkey”. Aggie Beau got his at least in the right neighborhood, but another of the girls actually “fertilized” the egg.
I was standing there blindfolded, with my sperm skewered on a stick pin, and instead of putting it on the board right away, I kept poking it at Lovely’s friend, threatening to impregnate her.
It was an interesting game.
And can you tell me why this diagram is not entirely correct? Keep in mind that a biomed major put it together.