Tiny Terrorists

What do these things have in common?
Hello Kitty bubble toy:

Store-brand toaster pastry shaped roughly like Idaho:

One standard-issue wooden yellow pencil whose design has changed very little for well over 100 years:

One “Nerf” foam dart shooter:

One hand helpfully pointing the way forward:

Stumped?
C’mon, it’s obvious.
The above items/devices were either directly or indirectly responsible for causing apparent terror among innocent, vulnerable, young children.
Children such as this budding terrorist:

I, for one, am very grateful that our public school administrators are protecting our children against these savages.