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  1. El Gordo Avatar

    It might be funny if it weren’t so sad. I am just devastated what they have turned out country into, but then I guess we get the government we deserve. And they’re getting ready to launch the Mexican revolution which should complete Obama’s plans for our destruction. I’m still amazed that he was able to do it in less than 5 years. To his credit, the election of Ted Cruz to the Senate has allowed John Cornyn to show signs if growing a spine, but it will still be hard to forget how much he has contributed to this mess – not just with his votes, but also with his hand-picked Senatorial candidates, etc.

  2. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Thugocracy rules, baby!

  3. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Beyond the Pale
    At ‘white privilege’ conferences, a lengthening list of victims issue an ever-more-detailed indictment of Western civilization

  4. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Excerpt from my #3

    Who were those 2,000 people lounging on the lobby floor as they ate their WPC-supplied vegan-option box lunches or lined up to buy corporate lattes at the in-house Starbucks station? From my conversations with some of them, it seemed that they had one thing in common: Someone else, or something else, usually a public entity or a university or a nonprofit or a church, had paid their way (up to $435 in registration fees alone) for the four days and nights at the Seattle airport. The top representative professions at the conference were: college professor, student, campus diversity officer, and employee of an activist organization whose title typically included the words “equity,” “social justice,” or both. 
    Indeed, one way to look at the conference was as a networking event for a diversity industry that is larger and more elaborate and competitive than one can imagine. The conference program bulged with ads for other White Privilege-style conferences (a Pedagogy of Privilege conference this coming August at the University of Denver, for example) and white-privilege reading material (sample book titles: Deconstructing Privilege; Cultivating Social Justice Teachers; White Women Getting Real About Race). It seemed that nearly everyone in attendance, including many of the college professors, was flogging a book or had a side gig as a “consultant”​—​that is, someone you might want to hire for your own campus or workplace exploration of the ins and outs of white oppression. Eddie Moore himself, when he is not at Brooklyn Friends, runs America & MOORE LLC, and his business card advertises “Diversity Education, Research & Consulting.”

  5. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    It’s about time you palefaces realize where your racialist dominationist actions have gotten you. You have ridden on the backs of the oppressed and used us for stepping stones for too long.
    Now is the time for us people of color to rise up with our friends like Shannon and squack in the LGBTQQI community and take back what is rightfully ours.
    Or at least watch you pink people make total arses out of yourselves.

  6. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Weiner endeavors to achieve a new erection
    of his political career.

    HEADLINE: Anthony Weiner makes it official: He’s running for mayor

    Will he be a stand up guy this time or will his campaign become weak, flaccid and useless?

  7. Sarge Avatar

    The next link up the chain has been figured out by Fox 19 in Cinci. Good info here to understand the inner workings of the IRS Tax Exempt Division which is an illustration of just how willful this had to be and how it could not have escaped the notice of managers higher up.

    What this means for you… consider this chain of command since the story broke.
    Former Acting IRS Commissioner Steven Miller… retires.
    Joseph Grant, Commissioner of Tax Exempt and Government Entities… retires.
    Lois Lerner, Head of Exempt Organization…says she will invoke her 5th amendment right to not incriminate herself when called before Congress on Wednesday.
    Holly Paz, Director of Exempt Organizations, subpoenaed to Washington to be interviewed by members of Congress.
    All of this IRS leadership, in Washington D.C.
    Then one level down is Cindy Thomas, the highest ranking employee in Cincinnati in this Tax Exempt and Government Entities Department that no one in Congress is talking to… yet.

  8. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Good morning from the land of the superannuated retired community. Our motto: “I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I’m retired.”

  9. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #8 Congratulations on achieving retirement, may it be productive.

  10. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    G’Morning All
    Them thugs better not mess with grandma
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB7iz1HTh9U

  11. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Does this bother anyone else?

    HEADLINE: Thanks To QE Bernanke Has Injected Foreign Banks With Over $1 Trillion In Cash For First Time Ever

    Let that sink in for just a bit, ONE TRILLION OF OUR HARD EARNED (or fiat created – which devalues the dollars we own) DOLLARS injected into foreign banks and our populace by and large knows nothing about it.
    I think America has had more than enough of the “Benema.” We will be hard pressed to recover from that which been violated, and now there appears to be no end in sight.

  12. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    What a great way to maintain your skill set and help manage pest species of birds.
    It appears that some birds can see pellets coming at them at 900FPS.

  13. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    FBI mysteriously whacks an acquaintance of the Boston bombers.

  14. Katfish Avatar

    #12 – excellent video no doubt about it!

  15. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #14: Didja notice the birds flinching/attempting to take off just before impact? Watching the projectile in flight is way cool, as is feathers flying.

  16. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    You ever hit a bird with your car? Doing 80mph?
    It’s like a sudden snowstorm.

  17. Katfish Avatar

    #15 – did not see the pellet (was focused on the birds)…………I recall noticing this as a young lad “on the hunt” many many coon’s ages ago……………….never occurred to me to try an research it

  18. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #16: More than once or twice. When they hit the windshield it launches them 50-60 feet in the air and depending on how close the car behind is they could actually get hit twice.

  19. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #17 I have seen the same squirrel dodge 6 or 7 pellets from my Diana model 36 air rifle and never leave the area.
    twas a fatal mistake, as the next one dropped him from 50 yards away, when his attention was focused elsewhere.

  20. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Watch Lyin Lois Lerner lie about her involvement in the ILLEGAL HARASSMENT of conservative groups.
    Then she takes the 5th and the plot thickens. . . . . .

  21. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #18 Bonecrusher
    It’s cooler when you get one with your headlight. They don’t get launched vertically; they simply asplode.

  22. Tedtam Avatar

    Get out the tissues! Helen Mirren does a wonderful thing for a dying boy.
    There is still good in the world.

  23. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Walking and talking stack of feces, Howard Dean plops to a new low.

    HEADLINE: Howard Dean: ‘Benghazi is a Laughable Joke’
    Former Democratic National committee chairman Howard Dean considers the controversy over Benghazi a “joke” and “silly.”
    “Benghazi is a laughable joke,” Dean proclaimed twice last week in a discussion with Republican National Committee communications chairman Sean Spicer.
    “With all due respect, governor, when four Americans die serving this country, that’s not a joke, sir,” Spicer responded.
    “Oh, stop it,” Dean said.
    The former Democratic presidential candidate also said that there were “no serious questions being asked about Benghazi” and brushed off the controversy over the administration’s response to the terrorist attack as an effort by Republicans to score political points. ”It’s very clear what happened with Benghazi, this is ridiculous,” he said.

    The man is a certifiable lunatic and unfortunately illustrative of the left 2/3 of the Ds.

  24. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #21: I have hit one at high speed with the windshield and watched the car behind me in the mirror swerve a bit to miss hitting it again, that was pretty cool.
    Speaking of cool things, one hot summer day when I was in my 20s working, driving all over South Louisiana I came upon a line of orange cones down the middle of the road. A semi was coming the other direction and a few of the cones got knocked over by the wind displaced by the front of his rig. The last cone got knocked over and then when he passed it the vacuum behind the truck set it back up again!~ Had I not seen it with my own eyes I would have never believed it.

  25. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    It’s about time you palefaces realize where your racialist dominationist actions have gotten you.

    The lunatic heretic that runs the Episcopal Church agrees with you.

  26. Katfish Avatar

    #22 – too cool! *sniffle*

  27. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    From my #25…
    [The leader of the Episcopal Church] concluded her sermon by stating that we are not justified by our faith but by our respect for diversity.
    Which is why that denomination is dying off.

  28. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    This whole IRS debacle is primary evidence that the tax code as we now have to endure, is hopelessly flawed and needs to be scrapped in its entirety. The only reasonable solution IMHO, is to replace what we have now with a national retail sales tax –SET IN STONE TO NOT EXCEED 20%. Add to that a full scale re-evaluation of each and every department in the govt with an eye toward elimination.
    ~
    I’m not holding my breath waiting for that to happen.

  29. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Perhaps it would be more accurate to state that the people in charge of changing, administering and enforcing the tax code are hopelessly flawed and can not be trusted. In reality, both the code its self and the people are hopelessly flawed.

  30. Tedtam Avatar

    As far as I’m concerned, there are a lot of bird cages that can use the IRS tax code for lining.

  31. Katfish Avatar

    #28 – not too confident this won’t just turn out to be yet ANOTHER list for upcoming harassment!
    *color me not interested* (at least for now anyways)

  32. TexMo Avatar
    TexMo

    Try hitting a duck at 65 mph. I swear I thought it was going to come through the windshield.
    I definitely think dove can see either a) muzzle flash from shotgun or b) a multitude of shot heading their way. I also think their instincts kick in when they hear a shotgun blast. Even the ones that were not targeted start to go into barrel rolls and other assorted evasive maneuvers after the first shot.
    It did seem in that video that the birds that were facing the shooter reacted to something. The ones that he “shot in the back” all fell where they perched without reacting.

  33. Katfish Avatar

    #33 (and others) – Yall should try it on a motorcycle!
    A few years back I was rolling into Robert Lee TX (way out west) on my way from Denver to here in Katy………….up ahead and right on the RH fog line was a buzzard enjoying his breakfast (he was facing the middle of the road)………..as I approached (approx @ 80mph) he hopped up and got 1 beat of his wings which carrier him up and out RIGHT in front of me – I kissed my gas tank as the bird slammed over my windshield and took out my RH mirror – felt the feathers brushing over the back of my helmet – those nasty critters are likely the better part of 10 lbs – wouldda taken my head off!

  34. Hamous Avatar

    Best pimp-slap of a smug, militant atheist yet:

    I’m not sure what y’all believe in beyond annoying America, but if it’s what most atheists believe, I hope it comes true: I hope you live a long, happy life surrounded by friends and family, and when, in many years time, it is your turn to rejoin your earth mommy, you become one with her, growing into a majestic and beautiful tree that some hardworking American fells, turns into paper and prints a Bible on.

    h/t Texpat

  35. phil Avatar
    phil

    A wanted poster I’d like to see.
    Wanted for Treason, Malfeasance and theft of the USA.
    The Juan McCain Gang

    A.P.B.
    Be on the lookout for Juan McCain and his 7 gang members.
    The Gang is known to lie like rugs and is willing to sell out the USA for the price of a piece of bubblegum and even cheaper votes from illegal aliens.
    All members speak with lizard like forked tongues and are just as scaly on the inside as they are on the outside.
    Approach with caution for they are venomous and contemptuous of US immigration laws and sovereignty.
    Juan McCain—Gang leader and lead traitor in handing the USA back to Mexico. Appears he will do anything for his own personal gain including sucking up to OBeelzeBubama, or selling his mother, wife and children, if it means he can stay in office and keep his power and perks.
    Lindsey Grahamnandez–Co-leader of the gang. His and Juan’s name appear together so much it is rumored they’re a couple.
    Carlos Schumer—Heralded Snake oil politician from NY City. If he ever spoke the truth, Hell would freeze.
    Ricardo Durbin—Chicago huckster who likes to compare US troops to Pol Pot. Known to attend rallies where the communist flag is proudly waved.
    Roberto Menendez—Amnesty proponent and looks to be a complete stooge of the left and I’m not talking Moe, Larry or Shemp.
    Javier ‘Flaky’ Flake—There’s Corn Flakes, there’s Shake and Bake and then there’s certified RINO flakes. His last name says it all.
    Miguel Bennet—Another RINO from Colorado and he could be on a Rocky Mountain High.
    Marco Rubio—as they say there’s a sucker RINO born every minute especially when they relocate to D.C. and become just another unwashed political pawn of the Juan McCain Gang.

  36. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #36 TT

    ..Muslims view such a video and laugh it off — that’s the day they have arrived in the 20th century

    Woo hoo, then they’d only be 87 years behind the civilized world.

  37. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Know that old gag about the guy who never mowed his yard the final time it needed it last summer? Then he never raked the leaves off of it, and then he never shoveled the last snowfall. (Obviously not a Gulf Coast resident.) So boy howdy does he have a big job on his hands this spring.
    Well, I found a similar mess on my bathroom floor. I decided to launder and put away a mound of sweat suits (Shannon got that part right in that poem he wrote me recently. 🙂 ) So after I got a basket full of sweats picked up, I found there were summer clothes underneath. Washing those too since it’s almost time to need them again.
    I blame it all on my bum knees. It’s a long walk to the closet.

  38. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #35 hamous
    Next paragraph:

    “Bedford has responded to at least five SCA press releases with escalating rhetoric over the course of the last year. The majority of responses espoused negative sentiments toward the nontheistic viewpoint, but one, sent [to] the Secular Coalition’s female communications manager, read ‘Here’s a Dick pic.’ Only after scrolling to the bottom of the email was a picture of Dick Cheney visible,” said the press release.

    wotta buncha whiny-butts
    The reply from Chris Bedford of the Daily Caller:

    “”The coalition is quite the prestigious organization, who have many accomplishments in their own right! On top of hating babies, kids and God, I’m gonna go ahead and add ‘being tattle-tales’ and ‘employing the most sensitive person ever named Youngblood’ to their list of accolades,” said Bedford.

  39. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Why dIdn’t Hammie get invited to the White House?

  40. Hamous Avatar

    I don’t know. Why?

  41. Hamous Avatar

    Muslim with asploding underwear
    Muslim with asploding tennie shoes
    Muslim with asploding pipes
    Muslim with asploding pressure cookers
    Muslim with meat cleaver
    Looks like we need to ban underwear, tennie shoes, pipes, pressure cookers, and meat cleavers.

  42. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    Looks like we need to ban underwear, tennie shoes, pipes, pressure cookers, and meat cleavers.

    Why not just ban the obvious?

  43. Katfish Avatar

    #45 – BbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbINGO!

  44. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Oh just go ahead and ban pressure cookers. Sarge and mHarp are the only ones that still use them. To make grilled cheese sandwiches, no less. That’s a crime.

  45. Tedtam Avatar

    I use my pressure cooker. For beans, mostly, but I’ve made jambalaya in 40 minutes with that thing.
    That’s my story, anyway.

  46. Tedtam Avatar

    The wheels on the bus…..

    Just a few moments ago on MSNBC, Klein lashed out at civil service protections that won’t allow for IRS employees to be fired. It looks as though the White House might be using these guys as a way to convince the public that firings are the answer. A few heads on pig poles and we can call the scandal over.

  47. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    I had one of my M/W omelettes for supper, on a warm sliced biscuit (from Kroger bakery) with a little bit of grape jelly. One M/W-safe ceramic dish to wash, no skillets. Oh, and no pressure cooker needed.

  48. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Mr and Mrs Bonecrusher both use pressure cookers, usually for pot roast. Ours is so good people usually hurt themselves eating it because they can’t stop. I haven’t tried it on beans yet.

  49. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Mrs. Bonecrusher, being the wonderful wife she is, is making a GCS using the bread that I make as I type this. She is using the only reasonable method to make said sammich, and that is in a skillet.
    Microwaved GCS – PBLTLBLTLBLTLBLYLTH!

  50. El Gordo Avatar

    #33 – Texmo – Hitting a duck with an automobile or a motorcycle will leave a little mess, but you ain’t seen nothing until you hit one head on in a single engine airplane. Talk about a mess. I’m convinced that ducks are about 1/3 feathers, 1/3 blood and guts, and 1/3 fecal material.

  51. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    I got a old style pressure cooker I still use to make a nice pot of red beans in. Always intended to do pot roast init like mama does but never have.

  52. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Pressure cooking a GCS would be interesting – and messy.

  53. Tedtam Avatar

    I got an email:

    Wednesday, May 22nd, 2013
    531 Days until the 2014 Midterm Election
    Fellow Patriots –
    URGENT CALL TO ACTION
    If we don’t act by May 25th a new law will go into effect here in Texas that will make lobbyists of anyone who goes to Austin to advocate for good government if they are associated, even as a volunteer, with an organization. As “lobbyists,” we would have to register with the government and adhere to a whole host of professional lobbyist rules and regs. This sleeper bill has passed through both houses of the Texas legislature and is on the Governor’s desk. If he does not veto it, it will become law.
    Please contact the Governor’s Office right now and ask him to VETO SB346. Don’t delay – May 25th is the deadline for VETO!
    Email form: http://governor.state.tx.us/contact/
    Information and Referral Hotline [for Texas callers] : (800) 843-5789
    Information and Referral and Opinion Hotline [for Austin, Texas and out-of-state callers] : (512) 463-1782
    Office of the Governor Main Switchboard [office hours are 8:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. CST] : (512) 463-2000
    Twitter: @GovernorPerry
    Want to know more about the bill? Check out these articles.
    WSJ: Texas Targets Conservatives: GOP incumbents try to limit the political speech of critics
    RedState: Governor Perry Please Veto SB346

  54. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    It was in the email so I’m forwarding it to y’all, it’s what you do right? Top Secret Drum Corps.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?feature=player_embedded&v=HW3QVLlK-kE

  55. Tedtam Avatar

    #57 GJT
    Those guys were AWESOME! Reminded me of my marching days. I know how much work that precision requires. WOW!

  56. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    I caint imagine.

  57. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Good night Hamsterville. Sorry I didn’t hold up my end of the bloggage today, but I’ve been installing and updating most of the day. Sleep tight, all.

  58. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Let me dash back in for this news item with an online vote, Y/N would you vote for Weiner? It is almost 92% NO. Wonder if he will persist?
    http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2013/05/22/former-rep-anthony-weiner-enters-nyc-mayoral-race/

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