Skincare By Squack

Those of you who have never met squack may not know this, but he has very soft and supple skin*. People often stop him on the street and ask how it is that such a decrepit geezer has such wonderful skin.
Also remarkable is its scent. Squack doesn’t go for fancy colognes or after shave lotions; he goes for the natural scent of…

banana creme pie.
* I don’t actually know either. Just work with me here, people.