Web Log Held Hostage

We’ve captured an enemy agent who has divulged that hamous has been kidnapped and is being held for ransom.
Not being the buncha idiots people think we are, we asked for proof of his captivity.

As you can see, it’s clearly him.
The terrorists are demanding tree-fiddy for his release. I don’t have that kind of scratch available, so we need to solicit donations. Anyone know how to set up one of those bank accounts like they do for kids that need to have a liver transplant or something:?