You wimmins bring lots of problems on yourselves. You host a party to celebrate another wimmin’s successful trapping of an unsuspecting men. You buy specialized cooking implements for the party.
What do you do with the implements once the party is over? What can you make a cake to represent?
A wizard?
Or maybe an agulater?
A farm?
Maybe the crazy aunt can tell us what she’s using hers for…
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For shame, for shame, for shame. I didn’t even know what it was until I clicked on the link. And the truly obscene part is that it is cake – the very same kind of food that makes the First Lady’s caboose spread out about the same number of axe handles as the distance between Babe the Blue Ox’s eyes (I never can remember how many axe handles that actually is). You should never post pictures of banned substances on the front page unless you are willing to risk the wrath of a fat assed angry black woman who has the power of the federal government at her disposal. Good luck keeping this site open.
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I didn’t even know that there was such a thing, but not surprised.
Well, its Monday, back to the salt mine,
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Hey today would be Douglas Adams 61 birthday.
For you folks in Rio Linda, mharper42 said normality in the WAF link, so I responded with 42. 😉 -
Won’t ever be able to look a cake in the eye again, guess its pies from now on for me.
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What do they do with the pans afterwords? They throw ’em in the cupboard and forget about ’em, have a kid, he grows up to a toddler, finds the pan, becomes confused about his sexuality, becomes a Democrat and wants an operation.
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Significant Other and I went to see Chris Tomlin at Cynthia Woods Satruday night, spending the weekend in the Woodlands with a stop at Wunsche Bros for lunch on the way home.
It was a powerful and moving experience, one that has me convinced that the path to leading the yoot of this country to God goes through Contemporary Christian Music. Baptists would be uncomfortable with the dancing and the rock and roll tempo and traditionalists would be uncomfortable with the utter modernity of the whole thing but roughly fourteen thousand attendees, the majority of whom were under 30, most of them knowing all the lyrics to all of the songs joined thier voices together in songs of Praise for more than three hours. -
Let’s see…..what would I make with it?
Whatever it would be, I’ll bet it would be fun chopping it into little pieces.
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#3 Super Dave says:
Hey today would be Douglas Adams 61 birthday.
For you folks in Rio Linda, mharper42 said normality in the WAF link, so I responded with 42.I’m not feeling very normal today, especially after seeing those cakes. How does a Catholic family man, father of an Eagle Scout, happen across half the stuff he posts here?
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#askflotus hashtag has been hijacked. She wants questions on her “Let’s Move ‘cuz I know better than you what you need and I love telling you how to live” campaign. Let’s see what she got:
Hi #AskFLOTUS Was Barack with you on 9/11/12 during #Benghazi…Asking for about 300 million or so people. Thanks.
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S.M (@redsteeze) March 11, 2013#AskFlotus what was it like giving an award 4 a movie potraying the rescue of 6 Americans knowing your husband wouldn’t save the #Benghazi 4—
Sasha (@appy3238) March 11, 2013#askFLOTUS Is Barack ever jolted awake at night all sweaty thinking about the 4 Americans he left behind to die in Benghazi?—
Rob Tam (@robtr2) March 11, 2013#AskFLOTUS
#benghazigate #Benghazi
Did your husband sleep well on 9/11/12 knowing our men were fighting for their lives?—
End of the Republic (@PointlessPol) March 11, 2013Hi #AskFLOTUS Which of your 3 kids is the hardest to control? Sasha, Malia or Joe?—
S.M (@redsteeze) March 11, 2013#AskFLOTUS are you and axlerod giving personal lessons on patient dumping to hospitals so they stay in business after 1/1/2014 ?—
Matt Harrison (@MathewSHarrison) March 11, 2013#AskFLOTUS If you want to keep kids healthy why does your hubby support a medicine system that has proven to be catastrophic for patients?—
The Young Cons (@YoungCons) March 11, 2013Isn’t there a better way to fight obesity than making people too poor to afford food? #AskFLOTUS—
Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) March 11, 2013Do you even know who #ChrisKyle is? #AskFlotus—
Liz Conti (@LizConti) March 11, 2013And my personal favorite:
#AskFLOTUS were you born with a sense of entitlement or did you receive it as a high school graduation gift?—
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#8 MHarper
How does a Catholic family man, father of an Eagle Scout, happen across half the stuff he posts here?
Private lessons.
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Oh, and Meglet got married! In case you didn’t know.
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Darn. I was holding her in reserve.
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My #8, TT’s #10
Private lessons.
Did I sound judgmental? Good. Cuz I am. The cake pans disgust me. Oh, and I see Google is honoring Adams and 42 with today’s doodle.
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Try mousing over and clicking on the Google doodle.
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This afternoon, I am going to meet a man.
He will manhandle me and jerk me around.
Not only am I not angry about it, I am looking forward to it.
And I will pay him for the privilege. -
Hussy
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Can’t wait.
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#15: Ahh, a visit to Dr. Spinesnapper I see.
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When you are reduced to tears, it’s time.
I ordered an inversion table last night. I’m hoping I’m capable of putting it together when it arrives. If not, I shall conscript my son to help me. I think he wants to use it as much as I do, just because. -
#79 EG last night
I could delete history+cookies+etc with the browser itself: Tools > Internet Options > General : Browsing history : Delete. But I benefit somewhat from having history. I think I used to delete cookies by knowing where they are stored, and deleting that folder. -
G’Morning All
#1 El Gordo
That would be two axe handles wide, or, “an A$$ like a $40.00 mule.” -
Just what would a flash mob do at a hospital?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tzwWskM4hN8 -
Mayhaps this will ‘splain why Detroit and other D only cities are in such bad shape.
HEADLINE: Jury convicts ex-Detroit mayor of corruption
DETROIT (AP) — Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick was convicted Monday of corruption charges, ensuring a return to prison for a man once among the nation’s youngest big-city leaders.
Jurors convicted Kilpatrick of a raft of crimes, including a racketeering conspiracy charge that carries a maximum punishment of 20 years behind bars. He was portrayed during a five-month trial as an unscrupulous politician who took bribes, rigged contracts and lived far beyond his means while in office until fall 2008.
Kilpatrick wore a surprised, puzzled look at times as U.S. District Judge Nancy Edmunds read the jury’s verdict: guilty of 24 charges, not guilty on three and no consensus on three more. Kilpatrick declined to speak to reporters as he left the courthouse.‘BOUT FRIGGEN TIME!
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#23 – OutSTANDING!
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#27 OTL: The max sentence, according to the article, is 20 for the conspiracy/racketeering charge, with the other 23 charges, dya think it would be reasonable to add them to the 20 and keep that pos in jail till he dies?
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#25 Shannon, very good read.
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Insofar as we can peer into the coalitions that have begun to form among the cardinals, the broad numbers seem to fall out like this: Angelo Scola (a student of Ratzinger’s who has also been shaped by the spirituality of Communion and Liberation), around 40 votes; Canadian Marc Ouellet has between 10 and 15 supporters, but seems to be stronger than that number suggests (Supreme Knight Carl Anderson took communion at Ouellet’s Mass Sunday); Odilo Scherer, a Brazilian being pushed by the Curia, may have 20 to 30 backers, but his chances seem weaker than his numbers….
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Doin’ the crawdad.…Hasselback not leaving the show.
She should. Let the old biddies tear up their ratings all by themselves. -
#25 – good STUFF Brother!
(Kathy Bates in ‘Misery’ came briefly to mind) -
Howdy all, have a great week.
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#34 Katfish: That is about where Nanny Bloomers in NYC is now.
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#35 – unprocessed taco / egg roll filler they are! (not to mention EVIL)
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Got back from the chiropractor’s office. He had a massage therapist hook me up to a TENS unit for a while, then she put me on this machine that made me feel like a loaf of bread in the making. Since my pain is in the lower back, it dropped the lower half of my body down to lightly stretch the area, then move back up. It wasn’t a slow, gentle, caressing movement; it was a fairly rapid up and down. (Oh, crap, I just realized how that’s going to go over in this crowd….moving on…) I held onto the arm rests and lifted my head so I wouldn’t get a friction burn on my cheeks. (mmmmmf, again) Then the MT began to manipulate the muscles and spine some, trying to loosen things up. Then I was moved to an exam room, where eventually my DC arrived. He and I talked, he adjusted, but it didn’t take completely. I’m a little better, but we’ll be repeating it again Thursday afternoon.
As long as I can keep from crying, I’ll know I’m doing better. -
then she put me on this machine that made me feel like a loaf of bread in the making. Since my pain is in the lower back, it dropped the lower half of my body down to lightly stretch the area, then move back up. It wasn’t a slow, gentle, caressing movement; it was a fairly rapid up and down
It’s called the hump-master 6000.
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on a more serious note, ice it down and take some ibuprofen or whatever anti-inflammatory you chose, tumeric works pretty well if you can tolerate it.
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I take tumeric daily, and ibuprofen daily as well lately. I’m probably due for another dose, and I’m getting my clay cold pack out of the freezer. That thing does seem to hold the cold better than my old pack.
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There is going to be a live web-cast on the growing tendency for islime to over-ride free speech. Watch the event here starting 6:30pm Houston time tonight.
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A right-wing hatemonger friend of mine who also happens to be a chef and a card carrying Mensan, gave me the idea for a new comic strip: Mohammed the cockroach. The roach would look like one of our palmetto bugs and have a little turbine on his head.
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It’s too bad that prepping for “two weeks on your own” doesn’t include guns in California.
Within 72 hours, probably less, all heck is going to break loose. If you don’t have a gun, you are (as they say on the Big Bang Theory) “attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helicly around an axis”. -
#45 TT: Some of the commentary of the residents of CA are, shall we say, less than charitable.
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#44 Bones
The roach would look like one of our palmetto bugs and have a little turbine on his head.
Squawkmeister could prolly do a funny cartoon of a cockroach wearing a nerd beanie, although you may have meant wearing a turban.
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Tedtam, sorry for your misery with back pain. I hope your stretch table helps you.
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#43 – The “feed” is extremely erratic and low quality……………..what little I’ve heard is no more than a re-hash of what’s already been said 1000 times over
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Wow when I kill da blog I kills it good!
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My hometown Lubbock, Tx. It’s they way I remember it too. 😀
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Willie Nelson, before booze and drugs.
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#53 Tim
I never even knew that Willie Nelson had a phase where he didn’t have pigtails and wore a suit and tie. I think his voice got more distinct later on, though. Prolly the booze and drugs. -
The three OC pictures/symbols could represent the Der Obummahrer\Goebbels media, The Executive Branch and the Legislative Branch.
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But Dr Phil, what symbol then for The Men (and Gals) In Black?
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mharper
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Good evening Hamsters. Well, I stay out of contact for a day and what do I come back to tonight but quite a mixed bag of stuff. Hammy’s grandmother surely was looking over the rim of her reading glasses and tapping her toe at some of the contents, and those responsible know who you are.
#25 Shannon
Great find. Also #32. Amazing what wagering folk can find to wager on or handicap, which is just about anything the imagination can conjure up.
G’night all, and last one turn out the lights.
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