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Mardi State of the Gras Union Open Comments

In what could be considered a perfect storm of sorts, the State of the Union Speech will be delivered tonight, just as Mardi Gras parties are reaching full bacchanalia state.

What better environment to drink your way through a speech that someone who has been asleep for the past 5 years could predict?

Mr. Speaker, blah blah blah…
The State of the Union is strong. blah blah blah…
Control gun violence on our streets. blah blah blah…
Invest in our children’s futures. blah blah blah…
Invest in our infrastructure. blah blah blah…
We need to create more jobs. blah blah blah…
Pay their fair share. blah blah blah…

Here’s the beginnings of a drinking game. “Drink” can mean anything from a sip of beer/wine to downing a shot of tequila, whatever you believe your liver can take*; it’s likely to be a long speech, so pace yourself.
Drink when you hear the following words:
Children
Job(s)
Invest
Fair share
Freedom
Iraq
Afghanistan
Victory
Election (+2)
Security
Social security (+1)
Iran
Axis of evil (finish current drink or +5)
North Korea (+4)
Tsunami (+2)
Relief effort
South Asia (+3)
Weapons of mass destruction (+2)
Nuclear weapons (+2)
An alternative would be this:
Mr. Speaker (drink everything you can find)
Laissez les bons temps rouler!!!
* we here at Hambone in no way condone drinking to excess. You are (theoretically) adults. As Clint said in The Outlaw Josey Wales, “A man’s got to know his limitations.

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  1. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    One might theorize our vaunted POTUS bathes in THIS STUFF

  2. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Do not allow the flu or novovirus past your door.
    We have both going on here and I almost had to take Her Highness to the hospital night before last. We’ve never had the flu and didn’t realize what was sneaking up on us. There are some mitigating treatments effective in the first 48 hours. After that, good luck.
    I couldn’t type on a keyboard Friday, Saturday or Sunday because my hands were shaking so bad from the chills. Oh, yes, we will be getting our flu shots next year.

  3. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Don’t get shots!!! They can cause autism.
    Jenny McCarthy sez so.

  4. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Hey!
    Lets buy a car that costs $101,000 that can’t make the trip from Washington DC to Boston in winter!

  5. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    It takes a certain level of intelligence and cleverness to be elected to the US Congress. Therefore, I am baffled by how Wasserman-Shultz ever got close to public office.

    The truth was uncovered when the call was opened up to questions. The first query came from a Palm Beach Post reporter, who asked Wasserman Schultz if Capella was the same person listed as the head of the St. Johns Democratic Party.
    Wasserman Schultz paused for a moment but then said she would let Capella answer the question. Capella corrected the reporter, saying she’d stepped down from that role and is now represents the county as the party’s state committeewoman for St. Johns, located in northeastern Florida.

  6. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #5
    Texpat, glad to see you are back up to snuff.

  7. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Not sure about that. He claims to have had the chills due to illness – without even realizing that he was being buried under a glacier at the time.
    I think he got an early start on SOTU drinking.

  8. El Gordo Avatar
    El Gordo

    Since I can’t drink any more, and since it’s very unlikely that I could stomach more that a couple of minutes of Zero’s imitation of a Castro speech without some sort of chemical relief, odds are that I will just skip the whole deal. Hey, I thought those guys outside installing those loud speakers told me that they were just to signal the call to prayer, but maybe Zero has other ideas to force feed us his message as well. I’ve got ear plugs just in case.

  9. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    It takes a certain level of intelligence and cleverness to be elected to the US Congress.

    Two words. Go Gata.

  10. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Woe be unto Chuck.

  11. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Home-made emergency t-shirt for Los Angelinos.

  12. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    #1 Katfish
    Did you see the related video where they used a phone underwater with the stuff?

  13. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    The question I have is they do this just because of the giant rock penis?
    I mean, its in California——

  14. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Terrain like that isn’t much good for any other use than a national park.

  15. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    #13 Sarge
    Gives new meaning to the phrase “rock your world,” doesn’t it?

  16. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Dang, my back is trying to spasm again. The chiropractor did good work yesterday, but I didn’t get to ice it down afterwards.

  17. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    #9 – Hammy Ya Rascal! I despised that clip the first time I viewed it – the woman is likely too danged ignorant to even be embarrassed!!

  18. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    It’s one of my favorites.

  19. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Something out of a horror film, this is.
    /shudder
    I can take spiders individually, and at a distance.

  20. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    It takes a certain level of intelligence and cleverness to be elected to the US Congress.

    It takes a certain level of intelligence and cleverness to elect intelligent, clever people to the US Congress.

  21. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    It takes a certain level of intelligence and cleverness to elect intelligent, clever people to the US Congress.

    Trematodes elect trematodes.

  22. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #4 Sarge: This is what I have to say to the Tesla and other e-car buyers.

  23. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Why would you denigrate trematodes like that?

  24. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    #9 Hamous
    I spoke in haste. I fully retract my statement,

  25. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    I’d like to see a photoshop of Kim Jong-un doing the gangnam dance wearing a green suit.

  26. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    A motley crew of feral vunnables mix it up in _________.

  27. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #9 Hamous: The stupidity which is revealed in your post is eclipsed by this one, courtesy Mr. Hank Johnson.

  28. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    G’Morning All
    For his State of the Union speech Obama will begin this speech by declaring that the state of the union is good.
    It’s always best to open with a good joke to get the crowd on your side.

  29. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Arctic cold stiffens Tulia
    February 12, 1899
    On this day in 1899, Tulia, Texas, reported the coldest temperature ever recorded in the state–minus 23 degrees Fahrenheit. This was part of the “Big Freeze,” an infamous norther that killed 40,000 cattle across the state overnight. This temperature was matched in Seminole in 1933. The highest temperature recorded for Texas was 120 at Seymour (1936) and Monahans (1994).

  30. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    I give Mr. Johnson a pass because he’s obviously on some powerful psychotropic drugs. Ms. Brown is just plain ignant.

  31. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    You can’t make this stuff up.

    Beaufort, N.C.
    Jan. 17, 2013
    TO THE EDITOR:
    Republicans and “so-called” conservatives are at it again.

    Snip

    But do Republicans and conservatives listen to the voice of reason? No, of course not. All they want to do is whine and complain about how gun control and wealth redistribution violate the Constitution, as if the Constitution were all that great, anyway. There are a lot of things that need to be changed about the Constitution, I’d say, and President Obama needs to change it.

    http://www.carolinacoastonline.com/news_times/opinions/letters_to_editor/article_8065cdfa-6a1c-11e2-a753-001a4bcf887a.html

  32. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    Please don’t say “Tulia” too loud. You’ll awaken the Libertine Beast.

  33. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    Talking about dumb statements, don’t leave this one out:

    “We want to bring in our science guy, Bill Nye, and talk about something else that’s falling from the sky, and that is an asteroid,” said Feyerick. “What’s coming our way? Is this the effect of, perhaps, global warming?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObU7awpJctQ

  34. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #31 OTL: That is either brilliant satire or this part really scares the schizzle out of me because this person’s vote counts just as much as mine.

    I think all this demonstrates that the Constitution needs to be amended when it comes to the qualifications for being president. Right now, it says that a person has to be 35 years old and be a natural born citizen. Well, that is obviously unfair because there are a great many otherwise qualified people who cannot run for president because their mothers had to have a C-section. But because the Constitution was written a hundred years ago, nobody even thought of the discrimination that would result from a doctor having to deliver a baby in this unnatural way. Now that we Democrats are in control of the government, that’s just one more thing we should change in our drive to make life fair.

  35. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    I found the perfect Pic of the Day to send out, given that it’s SOTU night.
    It’s a picture of the Titanic.
    On the ocean bottom.

  36. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    The irrational hatred for Sarah Palin leads another lib to reveal herself as a complete wiss.
    Love it.

  37. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    Speaking of pictures, this one’s got Mardi Gras colors.

  38. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    #12 – took me a while to find that – but yes – WOW

  39. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    I hope he takes ’em to the cleaners.

    Former Illinois Republican Rep. Joe Walsh plans to sue the Chicago Sun-Times for printing what he said “is a deliberate attempt to defame” him.
    Sun-Times reporter Natasha Korecki on Monday authored an article alleging Walsh, who lost his bid for re-election, is behind on child support payments.
    “After insisting he wasn’t a ‘deadbeat dad’ throughout his failed campaign for re-election, ex-U.S. Rep. Joe Walsh is still dogged by questions about child support,” Korecki wrote. “Walsh, a flame-throwing Tea Party Republican who was trying to land a radio deal and last week announced he was forming a new conservative SuperPAC, filed court papers seeking to end his obligation to pay $2,134 per month in child support.”
    /snip
    Walsh said the Sun-Times’ claim about him trying to “terminate” his child support payments “is an absolute lie, and I will no longer stand for it.”
    “This article by the Sun Times is a deliberate attempt to defame me, and I will sue them immediately,” Walsh said. “My adult children have been my life. I pledged to them two years ago that I would fight these charges privately to keep them out of the news, but with the Chicago Sun Times fabricating a story, I am, at long last, going to fight back.”
    The former congressman and Tea Party star went on to lay out what he says are the facts in the case.
    “Here are the facts: My three kids are 25, 22, and 18-years-old. My youngest son will be emancipated in May of this year …” “Two weeks ago, I did what every other father who is paying child support is supposed to do — by law — when their employment situation changes — I modified my support agreement.
    “…I filed a modification of my support payments for my remaining unemancipated child for these next four months. This modification called for me to pay my ex-wife 20% of my net income during these four months, which is my responsibility by law.”
    “This is what the law requires me to do, and I’ve met that obligation. …I will continue with my child support payments by law until my son Patrick is emancipated. This action was not done surreptitiously or with any malice towards my ex-wife. I did exactly what the law required me to do. Nothing was covered-up. Nothing was hidden.”

    Sack of lying liars. /spits

  40. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    34 Bones
    The paper says it’s real, but I still question it.

  41. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    #38 Katfish
    Seeing as how Hubby seems to lose phones in puddles of mud and water more often than most people, I was impressed by that one.

  42. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    That c-section story’s been around. It’s a hoax.
    Unfortunately, the other stuff isn’t.
    And that’s still dumb enough to abrogate their right to vote, IMHO. I think a certain amount of common sense and relatively functional IQ is required to exercise such an important responsibility as voting. Or serving as an elected official.
    But that will never happen. If we installed testing requirements, the Democrat party would cease to function, and the incumbents would never allow that to happen. No matter how stupid you are, that instinct for survival still kicks in.

  43. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    #27 – Heck we can allay Mr. Johnson’s fears – and very simply! Just ‘water fill’ a few of the pontoons holding up the opposite end of the island from where the highest density of population is! 🙂
    SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!

  44. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #1 KatFish, DAYAAM, that stuff is amazing!! 😉

  45. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Texpat, I hope that you’re feeling better, flu is nasty stuff. I’ve only had it twice in my life, once when I was twelve and then about 8 years ago. The way to tell if it is indeed the flu is that you WILL be in bed!

  46. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    37 Hamous
    That’s the disguise Cris Dorner wore to evade the LAPD. He simply went to WalMart, called a taxi and went to Mexico.

  47. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Why are the Olympics dumping wrestling? That is just wrong, wrong, wrong. Wrestling has been an Olympic sport since its earliest days.

    The board voted after reviewing a report by the IOC program commission report that analyzed 39 criteria, including television ratings, ticket sales, anti-doping policy and global participation and popularity. With no official rankings or recommendations contained in the report, the final decision by the 15-member board was also subject to political, emotional and sentimental factors.

    Oh, so the ticket sales weren’t high enough, so they’ve turned the Olympics into a popularity contest and pursue puff sports to entertain the plebes.
    And all those wrestlers in the program – what do they do now?
    And what are they replacing it with?

    Wrestling will now join seven other sports in applying for inclusion in 2020. The others are a combined bid from baseball and softball, plus karate, squash, roller sports, sport climbing, wakeboarding and wushu. They will be vying for a single opening in 2020.

    Yeah, I’ll bet wakeboarding will win.

  48. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #42 TT: All that is required is for a simple photo ID for voting; darned good reasons required for absentee voting and a review of each and every ballot sent to a nursing home. A thorough check and purging of the voter rolls should be done so that we can be sure that the vote is close to legit. I would love to see a requirement that in heavily one party precincts, a member of the opposing party must be present during all voting and tallying to help eliminate the obvious monkey business. Finally we need to go back to numbered paper ballots, the e-system is simply too easy to hack.

  49. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    I say we ink fingers, too, like they did in Iraq.
    But I’ll bet they’ll come up with some kind of coating so they can still double vote.

  50. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    The shooter of Bin Laden doesn’t have insurance we’re told.

    First, contrary to what Klein and others initially wrote, the former Navy SEAL has health insurance:

    Correction: The Seal who shot bin Laden lost his Tricare, but he is now buying insurance on the individual market: washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog…—
    Ezra Klein (@ezraklein) February 11, 2013

    Oops!
    Second, it turns out that the former SEAL is eligible for at least five years of free health care through the Department of Veterans Affairs — a rather important fact that somehow was omitted in both the original Esquire article and the MSM’s follow-up coverage.

    http://twitchy.com/2013/02/12/msm-serves-up-big-steaming-pile-of-bs-about-former-navy-seal-who-shot-osama-bin-laden/

  51. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    #50 – That caca de toro regarding the Esquire piece is on HotAir also:
    Meet the man who shot Bin Laden
    Now at least there is an Esquire update:
    Esquire article wrongly claims that SEAL who killed bin Laden is denied health care

  52. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Heh

  53. RickG Avatar
    RickG

    wagonburner:
    Did you leave “children” off the list in order to avoid widespread alcohol poisoning?

  54. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Good afternoon Hamsters. Murky, misty, dampish, no rain to speak of since before dawn and precious little of that. Climbed up to 57 now, breezy, and a lighter sky appears to the west. Most of our moisture these past few days has been fog and mist punctuated with brief episoldes of light rain. Awaiting the front.
    Spouse brought home two dozen roses on Sunday, getting a head start on Valentine’s Day while the selection was good, he said. A dozen red and a dozen yellow, they fill my largest vase to capacity and are beautiful, just opening now and surely will be lovely come Thursday. 🙂
    I have great respect for my digestive balance and therefore will not watch SOTU tonight. Will likely watch Marco Rubio’s rebuttal though and Rand Paul’s when it is available. I have concern that Obama will be fuller of himself than ever and closer to going off the rails in public.

  55. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #37 Hammy

    Speaking of pictures, this one’s got Mardi Gras colors.

    OMG, isn’t that Chris Dorner ???

  56. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Aw, I see OTL beat me to that one.
    🙂

  57. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    Whoa. A RickG sighting!

  58. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    Why are the Olympics dumping wrestling?

    Because Sychronized Jazz Hand Ribbon Dancing has become so popular?

  59. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    So on one of the rare days when I actually eat lunch, before which I learnt that the lipics are a gonna dump raslin, then right after I get back I see the abomination on #58, and I am supposed to be able to digest that meal?
    I would love to be able to see karate on the limpics but it is never offered, and then they wonder why no one watches it?

  60. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    I vote for Kabaddi as the newest Olympic sport:

    It’s like Red Rover for grups. But with dirt baths.

  61. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #60 Hamous: While it is mildly amusing watching 2 ragheads B-Slap one another, I still can’t figure out what the “sport” is?

  62. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    It’s as boring as soccer. So I guess it might make it into the limpics.

  63. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    #60 – HUH?
    do they get extra points for skipping?

  64. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    #2 Texpat
    Sincere sympathy to you and Her Highness on being laid low by the flu bug. As I understand it, this year’s fashionable plague virus contains mutuations of previous vicious flu bugs from the late 60s and early 70s, namely the Hong Kong flu and the Asian flu. Spouse and I survived both in our 20s-early 30s when we were healthy young specimens laid low and mostly in bed for a week by both. Complete recovery took about 3 weeks total.
    Headache, serious body aches, fever alternating with chills seemingly at the turn of some enigmatic bodily switch, and unparalled fatigue. It was a major triuimph to make it out of bed and to the bathroom and back again. Drinking to keep yourself halfway hydrated was exhausting as was eating whenever you had interest in food of any kind. Hellacious way to lose weight. Recovery was and is slow; the foolish try to rush it and invariably wind up in relapse that can be worse than the first round. It is accomplished in fits and starts that will not be denied, and you know when it is time to rest or else.
    Take it easy you two so neither ends up in the ER. A dear friend in Houston had it in December and took sensible care of herself but still developed a nasty case of bronchitis several weeks later serious enough to land her in the ER with difficulty breathing.
    She’s pretty much back to normal strength a month later.

  65. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #53 RickG
    Minor oversight.
    fixed

  66. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #60 Hamous
    Looks very gai.

  67. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    #64 Adee
    Thanks.
    Can confirm the intestinal novovirus, compounding the flu, has been passed on to the caregiver also (that’s me). I tried to make a 9 block run to the drugstore a little while ago and had to turn around and go back home.
    Her Highness has been telling me she wanted to get down to her high school graduation weight. Well, she’s there now at 99 lbs. She looks like she’s disappearing.

  68. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    I’m glad we’re all internet friends. Don’t know as I’d survive personal contact with some of you. At least, right now.
    Best wishes for a complete, if not speedy, recovery. Take of all y’all selves.

  69. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    Professional Women’s Kabaddi

  70. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    Just up on Drudge
    http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2013/02/12/authorities-responding-to-big-bear-home-on-report-of-hostage-situation-unknown-if-connected-to-dorner/

  71. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #69 hamous
    I’d rather watch professional wimmins rasslin’.

  72. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Katfish,
    What do you call a left-turning driver at a stop-light controlled intersection with no designated left-turn arrow signal, who instead of moving into the intersection and laying claim to a spot allowing his turn (even after the light turns red), instead sits timidly in the first position through several cycles until there is no oncoming traffic?

  73. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    #67 Texpat
    Dear Lord, you two are in my prayers. Does the pharmacy deliver meds/supplies?
    The intestinal bug is a creation of the devil 🙁 . Please keep us posted when you can.

  74. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    #72 – ummmmmmmmmmmmm “passed while being cursed at”?
    🙂
    Hammy’s Granny would whup me if I got any closer to reality Brother

  75. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Texpat, with all the crap happening up there in yankee land what the wiss izzit gonna take for you to figger out this (TEXAS) is the place you should be?

  76. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Idiot?
    Moron?
    A$$hat?

  77. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #72: Intentional traffic congester or simply a yankee who don’t know how to drive in Houston?

  78. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Passenger side door handle from a ’47 Hudson found on Mars. Scientists join coverup.

  79. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    #77 – I’m confident this scenario was out in the country – Shannon didn’t mention if a live cell phone was involved (Gracie is pretty good at noisily interrupting those types of Idjits)
    Quoth Gracie:“HANG UP and DRIVE!”

  80. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    70 texanadian says:
    February 12, 2013 at 3:13 pm
    Just up on Drudge
    http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2013/02/12/authorities-responding-to-big-bear-home-on-report-of-hostage-situation-unknown-if-connected-to-dorner/

    Internet comment of the day.

    So tonight the networks will have to decide whether to cover an angry black man intent on getting people killed and spreading hatred and anger or the Dorner story?
    Posted by: Rob Crawford | February 12, 2013 at 05:00 PM

  81. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Fortunately, we have very nice neighbors who resumed the mission to the drug store. Gatorade was on sale.

  82. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    This ought to be interesting…especially at MSNBC without Obama lackey, Jeff Immelt, to protect them.

    Comcast will acquire control of 100% of NBCUniversal, buying General Electric’s 49% stake in the company for $16.7 billion. Comcast will also acquire the property that GE has at 30 Rockefeller Plaza and at CNBC’s headquarters in Englewood Cliffs, New Jersey for an additional $1.4 billion.
    By acquiring the property, it is likely that the GE logo that has adorned the top of 30 Rockefeller Plaza since 1988 will be replaced. Before being called the GE Building, it was known as the RCA building. According to CNBC’s Carl Quintanilla, Comcast will be getting the naming rights to the building in the deal.

  83. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    79
    A major intersection in Brenham – SH 105 @ FM 577.

  84. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Jeffrey Lord’s updated expose on the ever more slimy and slithering Karl Rove.
    At the American Spectator today.

  85. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #84 TP
    Good to know, and very thorough.

  86. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    I don’t like surrendering my freedom to anyone and the idea of being trapped for a week on some boat with 3,000 strangers, packed into compartments like sardines, paying confiscatory prices for drinks and putting my life in their hands is supremely absurd.
    Especially while the owners drag the damned vessel willy-nilly all over the Gulf. I betcha there are healthy people out there more miserable than I am right now. At least I have a clean, warm bed and working plumbing here.

  87. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    #83 – like I said “out in the country” ROFL

  88. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    #84
    Texpat
    Music to me ears, thank you.

  89. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Except for concluding that liberal-thinking folks are in charge, and I think they are, this is a bit of a shock to me.

    LAUSANNE, Switzerland (AP) — For wrestling, this may have been the ultimate body slam: getting tossed out of the Olympic rings.
    The vote Tuesday by the IOC’s executive board stunned the world’s wrestlers, who see their sport as popular in many countries and steeped in history as old as the Olympics themselves.

    http://news.yahoo.com/body-slam-wrestling-sport-cut-olympics-223518799–oly.html
    Is Judo next?

  90. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Well our own Petulant “Man Child” is on the tube,….GAWD BLESS Amerika!
    excuse me while I go PUKE!!

  91. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    This is UNBELIVEABLE!! I expected lies, but this is beyond the pale! Lowered the debt?!?! We’re on the way to recovery added XXX jobs, (never mind that we have less jobs now than when he took office).

  92. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Playing the “Class Warfare” card now, WHO saw that coming? Paying their fair share….

  93. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Not sure that I can make it through this!
    Wise investments in our future, IE Raise Taxes on the middle class!

  94. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    OK here it comes, add jobs by spending my money, and yours. So, since we spent 3/4 of a trillion $$$ with nothing to show for it, we need to do it again!! You can’t make this crap up!!! 🙁

  95. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Better batteries, YUP I’m all over that. Maybe we can get 100 miles outta’ one of those fancy golf carts!

  96. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    We have to tackle global warming climate change for the Chlirens doncha’ you know! Hey John Mc Cain is on board, he was named and pointed out, smiling like a possum eating saw briars. GAWD Bless Amerika!!! Hail Obama!!

  97. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Refinance home loans for people that should NEVER have bought a home in the first place! YUP that’s great!!

  98. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Man, this is tough, watching a train wreck, posting here and replying to daughter’s texts. 😉

  99. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    FWIW; Daughter is PI$$ed.

  100. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    REAL IMIGRATION REFORM!!! YES!! IE let all the bastards in, make them citizens, give them a “Lone Star” card and we’ve lost the republic to the DemocRATS forever!

  101. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Raise the minimum wage so we’ll have a lot less young people working, especially the blacks/hi-spanics. That’s a good plan.
    Yanno’ the scary part about this speech is that the Community Organizer in Chief believes most of his BS!

  102. El Gordo Avatar
    El Gordo

    Is it over yet?

  103. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    I watched a movie, avoiding TBO until now. Just a few sentences, and I’m already wanting to run for an exit. I’m waiting for Rubio and Rand Paul.

  104. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Nope, but the trash can is full, gotta’ go M-T it, I’m sure that I’ll miss nothing that I didn’t know he’d say. 🙁

  105. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Why doesn’t he start with respecting the rights of his own citizens?
    /puking

  106. El Gordo Avatar
    El Gordo

    I’ll rephrase the question. Are we finished yet?

  107. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    He’s visiting his homeland next month. maybe they’ll keep him

  108. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Tedtam, Duck Tape, lots of Duck Tape….Oh and a trash can. 🙁

  109. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    “Protect those who serve abroad”? HOLY CRAP!
    All toether now —
    BENGHAZI!
    BENGHAZI!
    BENGHAZI!

  110. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Playing to his base – gays, feminists…

  111. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    MO looked very happy to have a camera on her.
    That reminds me – has SheJack made an appearance yet?

  112. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #106 El Gordo NOPE, see my #104!

  113. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Who the hell is denying anyone the right to vote? Oh, he’s leading up to his attempt to allow more voter fraud.

  114. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    “what I said tonight matters little”
    The only truthful thing he’s said all night.

  115. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    gun grab in 4….3…..2….1

  116. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    exploiting kids in 4….3….2….1

  117. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Protect our children, GUN CONTROL!!!! Never mind the children killed in late term any abortion! Filling the trash can again!!

  118. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Oh my God – he’s turning it into a shouting rally! How presidential! /sarc off

  119. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    I must admit, he’s good at manipulating sheeple’s people’s emotions.

  120. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Brother’s keeper speech – we have to give more to take care of others in 4…3…2…1

  121. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Don’t you DARE talk about taking care of newborns!! You believe in killing them!

  122. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    Are we finished yet?

    We were finished back in November.

  123. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    So glad I only had to watch a few minutes of this crap. I don’t think I could stomach much more of it.
    The movie with Kristen Bell was so much better. It was romantic comedy of sorts, involving magic coins.
    It was more believable than what I heard of TBO’s speech.

  124. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    FWIW; Hambone will be glad to know that his X Congress WOMAN, the Aisle Hog, was right up front!

  125. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Flipped over to the Lamestream media and the sycophants are slobbering all over themselves. Talking about gun control now and the president is being relistic about it.

  126. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    I missed Luntz’ monitoring of the speech, but he’s supposed to be tracking response to Rubio, too.
    http://nation.foxnews.com/politics/2013/02/12/watch-live-luntz-dials-state-union-real-time

  127. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    The Aisle Hog just got her autograph! YES!! Made my day!

  128. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    There’s Aunt Ester! Oh wait, that’s Corrine Brown.

  129. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #128 😀

  130. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    I skipped it all. In my mailbox:

    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN ‘T LOOK THAT OLD.
    WELL . . . YOU ‘LL LOVE THIS One
    MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.
    I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
    SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.
    COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
    UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
    THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
    AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL …
    ‘YES. YES, I DID. I’M A MUSTANG, ‘ HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
    ‘WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE? ‘ I ASKED.
    HE ANSWERED, ‘IN 1967.. WHY DO YOU ASK? ‘
    ‘YOU WERE IN MY CLASS! ‘, I EXCLAIMED.
    HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
    THEN, THAT UGLY,
    OLD,
    BALD,
    WRINKLED FACED,
    FAT-ASSED,
    GRAY-HAIRED,
    DECREPIT
    SON-OF-A-B!tch
    ASKED ME,
    ‘WHAT DID YOU TEACH??? ‘

  131. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    I wasn’t real impressed with Rubio’s speech. Another chance to impress and educate has been missed. /sigh

  132. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    Another shovel-ready speech by Bronco.

  133. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    But I did watch Rand Paul. B+, I’d say.

  134. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Rubio sold out to the Establishment.
    Too bad.
    Rand Paul knows better and will dance with them that brung him, and he brings a bunch of Daddy’s followers as well. I wonder if he’s ready for the onslaught the Establishment types will bring on him in the name of someone more “electable.”

  135. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Dorner may be dead, not definite.

  136. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Ted Cruz exige todo que sea justo.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2013/02/12/Epic-Showdown-Cruz-Versus-Levin-Nelson-over-Hagel
    Ted Cruz es el orador más valiente y lo dice que como es.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2013/02/12/Cruz-On-Hagel-Armed-Conflict-More-Likely-With-Confirmation

  137. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    So glad I did not watch Obamaramadingdong. Spouse and I watched the final double episode (#173) of Deep Space Nine instead. Have been working our way through the whole series for almost a year, and we both think it was the best of the Star Trek spinoffs. Guess it’s on to ST Next Generation.
    Caught the last few minutes of Marco’s rebuttal and have not seen Rand’s yet.
    Thanks to Texpat #84 for the Karl Rove expose. It gives substance to the creepy thoughts/feelings about him circulating amongst grassroots conservatives for the past few years. Conservative my foot. Ted Cruz’s victory must have been hard for him to swallow. And likely even harder to swallow is Ted’s growing support base throughout thre country now that he’s in the Senate.

  138. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Rand Paul knows better and will dance with them that brung him

    Maybe he’s Australian?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzWPo_ixpwA

  139. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Marco Rubio’s speech:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSs_VvBSQuU
    Marco Rubio’s speech (en español – I love his Cuban accent):
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPiDgDuRpfA
    Marco Rubio’s water break (en inglés):
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWkjVvoXIS0

  140. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    I just finished watching Rubio in Spanish and, yes, it was a boring speech and it came across much more as a campaign speech (for future political ambition, no doubt) than a response to President Obama. But what’s certain, I think, that if he were to give many of those talkingf points in Spanish and on Spanish-speaking television (which is a huge market in the US) it’s going to make waves.

  141. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Here’s Rand Paul’s response (in English):
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8POlWwFbn4E

  142. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Yes, Rand Paul’s response was much more educational than Marco Rubio’s response.

  143. TexMo Avatar
    TexMo

    Knock, knock
    Hello
    It looks like some of ya’ll went overboard on that drinking game last night. Have no fears, TexMo is at his desk pulling down the big bucks to support riff raff like ya’ll. 🙂

  144. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Good morning Hamsters. Everybody snap out of the doldrums from last night. It could be worse, as Texpat opined last night from is sick bed (#86). You could be stuck on the Carnival cruise ship that is limping its way to Mobile and resembles a Somalian refugee vessel by now. And it is reported that the head honcho of Carnival is committing slow suicide professionally by his press release that is filled with apologies but also a claim that the passengers are sending messages that exaggerate conditions. Ummm, cellphone pics lie? Texts/calls lie? The Coast Guard lies? Suggestion to anyone who owns Carnival stock: SELL NOW. 🙂

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