Our brethren in the Church of England and the extended worldwide Anglican Communion have a new leader. The Rt. Rev. Justin Welby, a father of six and onetime oil company executive who became an Anglican priest in 1992 and Bishop of Durham in 2011, was confirmed as Archbishop of Canterbury Monday.
I heard an interview on the Beeb on Monday and Archbishop Welby sounded, for lack of a better word, lucid. His predecessor, Rowan Martin had a problem with keeping the butter on his noodles.
In addition, he has some views on social issues that sound to be remarkably biblically-based and consistent with Scripture. I suppose time will tell…
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Look out, Wagonburner. Commenting on the rather ample posterior of Hottentot Venus can get you suspended.
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Dennis Kucinich working for Fox now??
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Wha wha whaaaat???
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Good morning Hamsters. Moisture in the air and some overnight, with a nice big cluster headed our way from the west. We all need it so hope it doesn’t fall apart before it passes through. Currently 60 and a cricket chorus outside the garden room. They must be commenting on the HuffPo piece in #1 Hamous. The libs are whining again in the comments and have very selective amnesia as to their comments about any and all conservative women directly or indirectly in politics. A pox on their houses.
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Worried about drone strikes?
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$1,500 for a tarp & a baseball hat?
You can go to Academy and get a Coleman CampMaster 3000 for less than $50.
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Yah, but will they shield you from thermal imaging?
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Man picks up hitchiker. Hitchhiker has a hatchet and uses it on the driver. But not the way you think.
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#8 – yanno…..like….smashSmashSMASH!…..pretty GNARLY dude!
KUDOS to the hippie/surfer/hitchiker (the video’s a bit strong for Hammy’s Granny or I’d have posted it) -
Good morning, Hamsterville! I am up bright and early to get paid for being in a phone conference between my Houston work group and our new “Product Champion” who is a Frenchie stationed in Beijing. Our staff meeting choices are now between 8 a.m. and 8 p.m. CST. We’ve done this once already at 7 in the morning, which is too rough.
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AFP decides it is going to begin funding certain candidates in GOP Primaries.
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10 Katfish says:
February 6, 2013 at 7:50 am
#8 – yanno…..like….smashSmashSMASH!…..pretty GNARLY dude!
KUDOS to the hippie/surfer/hitchiker (the video’s a bit strong for Hammy’s Granny or I’d have posted it)Yah.
That’s why I decided to go with the print version of the story. -
These Democrats.
They’re not in as strong a position as both Party Establishments would have you believe. -
You wimmins need to wash your chesticles more thoroughly and often.
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What happens when they forget to pay their dues or where the meetings are?
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#15 WB
Because in Muslim countries, it’s always a woman’s fault.
Men are perfect. Even though the sight of a woman’s ankle or wrist is enough to drive them to rape. It’s just the way Allah made them – weak and insecure. -
Well, if you’re not happy with the way things are going, there’s always escape to Mars.
I wonder – what kind of government will these people establish for themselves? At first, it will have to be communal, and the people chosen will know what they have to do. But if the community survives and grows, how will it change? How industrialized will it be – there will have to be ways of building long term shelters and equipment, especially for agriculture. They will be arriving with the supplies and know-how to eventually accomplish these things. Can they recreate an atmosphere? What kind of plants can grow on Mars? Their society will be so different – reduced sunlight, different length years, the isolation from the billions on earth….
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Actually, it wasn’t as bad as it sounded at first. He was talking about mothers breastfeeding their babies. It seems that many infants are getting sick due to infections from dirty nipples.
Maybe they need to boil them?
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Speaking of fiction, American Digest has this.
“What Orwell feared were those who would ban books.
What Huxley feared was that there would be no reason to ban a book, for there would be no one who wanted to read one.
Orwell feared those who would deprive us of information.
Huxley feared those who would give us so much that we would be reduced to passivity and egotism.
Orwell feared that the truth would be concealed from us.
Huxley feared the truth would be drowned in a sea of irrelevance.
Orwell feared we would become a captive culture.
Huxley feared we would become a trivial culture, preoccupied with some equivalent of the feelies, the orgy porgy, and the centrifugal bumblepuppy.
As Huxley remarked in Brave New World Revisited, the civil libertarians and rationalists who are ever on the alert to oppose tyranny “failed to take into account man’s almost infinite appetite for distractions.”
In 1984, Orwell added, people are controlled by inflicting pain.
In Brave New World, they are controlled by inflicting pleasure.
In short, Orwell feared that what we fear will ruin us. Huxley feared that our desire will ruin us.” – Neil Postman – Amusing Ourselves to Deathhttp://americandigest.org/
May not be fiction.
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Gotta love this little kid. Some of these shots are really amazing – like the blind one over the stairs! What I find even more wonderful is the supportive atmosphere of the whole family. His siblings seem to enjoy his success as much as he does.
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#21 If the kid keeps it up and does not lose interest, his parents won’t have to worry about funding his college education.
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Clearly, Sorbo isn’t one for mincing words, calling political correctness a habit that is “absolutely destroying this country.” As far as President Barack Obama goes, Sorbo believes he “has one of the worst records” this country has ever seen, despite being elected to a historic second term.
The actor is well aware of the fact that his views separate him from other entertainers. After all, he doesn’t consider himself a part of the establishment. Plus, Sorbo admitted to TheBlaze that he’s been blacklisted by those who disagree with his politics. Considering his gripes, one might wonder why he continues acting — something he also addressed. -
#13 – one commenter from HotAir made me laugh:
It’s California, where the surfer dude with only one name and a bloody hatchet is not the craziest guy in the story.
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#15 Pyro
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#18 TT
the isolation from the billions on earth….
Presumably the Mars colonists can stay in touch via Facebook with their family & friends back on Earth.
Speaking of Facebook: Kai The Homefree Hitchhiker has had an FB page started up for him by his legions of admirers. -
#23 TT: I seem to recall how any blacklisting of known commies was roundly criticized ad nauseum for decades and now, the same bunch of commie socialists TNs are blacklisting those who dare to actually be conservative. Ditto that for academia. So it was wrong to blacklist those who
wanted to destroy our countryhad a different political viewpoint then, but it is not wrong now to blacklist those who have a different political viewpoint, one by the way that actually produces the most good for the most people?
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#23 – looks like a good moobie a comin!
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#19 WB
Maybe they need to boil them?
One of the funniest lines I think I ever heard was from Andy Andrews. He used to be a comedian, but now makes a living in motivational speaking. One of the funniest guys I’ve ever heard. Anyway, he was talking about the things his mother used to say to him when he was younger. He stops to take a drink of water through a straw, and then blows bubbles. He giggles a bit, then does it again. “I love doing that, don’t you?” he says, blowing more bubbles and laughing some more. By now, we’re all chuckling a bit. “My mother hated it when I blew bubbles,” he says, blowing one more time, “But then I was breastfeeding at the time.”
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In order to combat disease spread by dirty nipples, we need the gummint to come in and provide babies with synthetic milk so that the babies don’t even need nipples.
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In order to combat disease spread by dirty nipples, we need the gummint to come in and provide babies with synthetic milk so that the babies don’t even need nipples.
We must stay abreast of this situation, we need to nip this problem in the bud, your solution will not work. Can you imagine how twisted off they will become if they are not breastfed as chirrenzes? We should send them some disposable baby butt-wipes and then sit back and laugh as they get confused as to which end to use them on and in which order:>)
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Unionized, government-employed, licensed, certified clean-nippled nurse maids.
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Are you concerned that military hardware purchases are killing the budget? Well, here are a few interesting comparisons:
http://www.zerohedge.com/contributed/2013-02-06/money -
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February 6, 2013 at 11:34 am
Unionized, government-employed, licensed, certified clean-nippled nurse maids.Like any good Republican, I will counter that Big Government proposal with a Smaller Big Government proposal to outsource the nursemaids by awarding no-bid contracts to contractors who will be certified and reviewed by a Blue Ribbon Commission composed of
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Having a hard time finding that perfect gift for your man for Valentines Day? Fret no more….
http://www.mancrates.com/welcome/gift-baskets-for-men-v?gclid=CI2ukLOOorUCFdSnPAodphkA6A
On the Zombie package below it still shows Twinkies so I called them. They are substituting SPAM *built in can opener* which is appropriate for the Zombie Apocalypse theme!
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These guys layin’ around on the Couch would prolly go for homemade strawberry jam and bread-n-butter pickles in their Man Crates… I’m just sayin’.
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Heh.
We’re planning a camping trip on the Hammock Forum. A guy comes on and asks about the prospect of bugs in the Sam Houston National Forest in February. My response:
I doubt skeeters will be a problem this time of year—but I’ve been wrong before and lived through the experience.If the forecast of rain holds through the next 10 days, I’m going to have to ditch the cheapo Sears Poncho and go with a real poncho which is tripple the weight and I might chance leaving the bug net home.
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Got it. Made my own. Mo bettah.
Doing OK here, too
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Mans are supposed to get Valentines gifts?? Man have I been jobbed all these years.
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#40 GJT
Mans are supposed to get Valentines gifts?? Man have I been jobbed all these years.
Wimmin(s) deign to sleep with you mens. Be grateful.
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Dirty boobs and all.
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Whoever was calling for rain, can you turn it off now please? Getting soaked in Pasadena.
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When men are interested in sex, I don’t think that boob cleanliness is something they think about much.
Size. Shape. Existence. Number.
Those are the important boob factors, if I have gathered the pertinent information from The Couch and Important Hollywood Movies. And certain things I heard in high school. -
Well those are factors.
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RESIST the danged Hallmark programming! SHEEEEESH
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I’m into clean boobs.
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February 6, 2013 at 1:41 pm
I’m into clean boobs.So am I. I just checked and I think I missed a spot in the shower this morning.
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Shape- scored from different baselines whether natrall or store bought.
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#50 Sarge
I think I missed a spot in the shower this morning.
Where’s the dang brain bleach when you need it!?
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#51 – Natrall all da way!
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#49 – I dunno…………Young Guppie is a damned good Daddy and is raisin her right for the most part – only time will tell that’s for sure
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Never cared much for bolt-ons.
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Let’s be clear — this new ascendant class is no threat to either the “one percent,” or even the much smaller decimal groups. Historically, the already rich and large economic interests often profit in a hyper-regulated state; the clerisy’s actions can often stifle competition by increasing the cost of entry for unwelcome new players. Like Cardinal Richelieu or Louis XIV’s finance minister, Jean-Baptiste Colbert, our modern-day dirigistes favor state-directed capital that has benefited, among others, “green” capitalists, Wall Street “too big to fail” firms and, of course, General Motors.
More disturbing still may be the clerisy’s regal disregard for democratic give and take. Both traditional hierarchies, or new ones like the Bolsheviks after the 1917 revolution, disdain popular will as intrinsically lacking in scientific judgment and societal wisdom. Some leading figures in the clerisy, such as former Obama budget advisor Peter Orszag, openly argue for shifting power from naturally contentious elected bodies to credentialed “experts” operating in places Washington, Brussels or the United Nations.
Such experts, of course, see little need for give and take with their intellectual inferiors, in Congress or elsewhere. This attitude is expressed in the administration’s increasing use of executive orders to promote policy goals such as better gun control, reduced greenhouse emissions or reform of immigration. Whatever one’s views on these issues, that they are increasingly settled outside Congress represents a troublesome notion. -
existence
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shape (both lying down and upright)ya forgot texture and resilience.
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I just love a good ol’ knock-down-drag-out fight about Bible translations.
“The NAB is a banal, linguistically inept, and misleading translation. Why did the bishops force it upon the Catholic people, demanding that it and it alone be used in the readings of the Mass? Various answers are given: Because it was produced by the guild of Catholic biblical scholars and, while it may not be very good, at least it is ours. Because the bishops hold the copyright, and charges for using the NAB in Mass guides and elsewhere is a cash cow for the financially strapped bishops conference. Because the bishops really don’t care whether Catholics use a worthy and reliable translation of the Bible.” -Father Neuhaus
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Never cared much for bolt-ons.
TW says she doesn’t like snap-on-tools.
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You guys sure have a lot of hoops for boobs to jump through.
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#60 Remember that weird new age translation that Big Jolly was partial to? Man, that one drove me crazy.
“KJV”
The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever.
“Revised Standard Version (Catholic Edition)”
The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want;
he makes me lie down in green pastures. He leads me beside still waters; he restores my soul.
He leads me in paths of righteousness for his name’s sake.
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil; for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of my enemies; thou anointest my head with oil, my cup overflows.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life; and I shall dwell in the house of the Lord for ever.
“The Message”
God, my shepherd!
I don’t need a thing.
You have bedded me down in lush meadows, you find me quiet pools to drink from.
True to your word, you let me catch my breath and send me in the right direction.
Even when the way goes through Death Valley, I’m not afraid when you walk at my side.
Your trusty shepherd’s crook makes me feel secure.
You serve me a six-course dinner right in front of my enemies.
You revive my drooping head; my cup brims with blessing.
Your beauty and love chase after me every day of my life.
I’m back home in the house of God for the rest of my life.
“The Message” sounds like a Flip Wilson skit. -
I have been tempted to peruse an NAB in the bookstore, but I heard that when you open the front cover, an electronic version of “As The Deer” starts playing.
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I’m one step removed from Wagonburner. When I’m reading by myself I prefer the Douay Rheims version.
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Dominus regit me, et nihil mihi deerit:
in loco pascuæ, ibi me collocavit. Super aquam refectionis educavit me;
animam meam convertit. Deduxit me super semitas justitiæ propter nomen suum.
Nam etsi ambulavero in medio umbræ mortis, non timebo mala, quoniam tu mecum es. Virga tua, et baculus tuus, ipsa me consolata sunt.
Parasti in conspectu meo mensam adversus eos qui tribulant me; impinguasti in oleo caput meum: et calix meus inebrians, quam præclarus est!
Et misericordia tua subsequetur me omnibus diebus vitæ meæ; et ut inhabitem in domo Domini in longitudinem dierum. -
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ᎾᏍᎩᏰᏃ ᏂᎦᎥᎩ ᎤᏁᎳᏅᎯ ᎤᎨᏳᏒᎩ ᎡᎶᎯ, ᏕᏅᏲᏒᎩ ᎤᏤᎵᎦ ᎤᏪᏥ ᎤᏩᏒᎯᏳ ᎤᏕᏁᎸᎯ, ᎩᎶ ᎾᏍᎩ ᏱᎪᎯᏳᎲᏍᎦ ᎤᏲᎱᎯᏍᏗᏱ ᏂᎨᏒᎾ, ᎬᏂᏛᏉᏍᎩᏂ ᎤᏩᏛᏗ.
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You restore my drooping head?
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I used to be partial to the one that ended “For I am the meanest SOB in the valley.”
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#70 hamous
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You serve me a six-course dinner right in front of my enemies! Dyn-o-mite!
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ENnvTECESKv omof Hesaketvmeset hvlwe ekvnvu hayvtes.
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Yall are all out to lunch on boobalogical requirements…………..
there’s only ONE that truly matters!
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I was going to learn Latin.
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there’s only ONE that truly matters!
SENSITIVITY baby!I can think of two more:
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Whiner alert.
http://www.insidehighered.com/advice/2013/02/06/essay-prospect-politicians-allowing-guns-college-classrooms
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No hair on ‘em
Thanks, I’m thinkin by the time that’s determined, the moment’s gone.
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No hair on ‘em
Weeeelllllllllll, that knocks me off the list.
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Burkina Faso beats Ghana!!!!
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1. Attached to a woman
2. No hair on ‘em.squack’s out
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Squawk must have given up waxing.
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The moobs would still be attached to him.
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See.
You were told that legalizing pot would lead to a reduction the supply.
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This thread will go down in history. The Lord’s Prayer in 7 or 8 languages, and Romper Room on boob talk.
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Psalm 23.
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Arkansas recruit’s mother reportedly steals letter of intent and hides before he can fax it
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And it just clicked——
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Plus John 3:16 in Cherokee.
And the first line of Genesis in Muscogee.
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Off to fill heads full of mush. Tonight’s topic: The Holy Spirit.
It’s what keeps me going.
Oh, and I’m buying the spaghetti dinner from the confirmation class. These were my students last year, and they’re raising money for their retreat.
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Splatt.
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Help me move the refrigerator in here next to the couch.
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And mount the new little TV on the bathroom wall.
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Put the Keg-erator on the other end of the couch.
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Hang that old Raquel Welch poster right above the TV.
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Find all the tofu and bury it in that big dirt pile out back.
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Find all the tofu and bury it in that big dirt pile out back.
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TOFU???
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#87 mharper42
The Lord’s Prayer (aka “Pater Noster”)
PATER noster, qui es in cœlis;
sanctificatur nomen tuum:
Adveniat regnum tuum;
fiat voluntas tua,
sicut in cœlo, et in terra.
Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie:
Et dimitte nobis debita nostra,
sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris:
et ne nos inducas in tentationem:
sed libera nos a malo. :
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ΠΑΤΕΡ ΗΜΩΝ Ο ΕΝ ΤΟΙΣ ΟΥΡΑΝΟΙΣ
ΑΓΙΑΣΘΗΤΩ ΤΟ ΟΝΟΜΑ ΣΟΥ
ΕΛΘΕΤΩ Η ΒΑΣΙΛΕΙΑ ΣΟΥ
ΓΕΝΗΘΗΤΩ ΤΟ ΘΕΛΗΜΑ ΣΟΥ,
ΩΣ ΕΝ ΟΥΡΑΝΩ ΚΑΙ ΕΠΙ ΤΗΣ ΓΗΣ
ΤΟΝ ΑΡΤΟΝ ΗΜΩΝ ΤΟΝ ΕΠΙΟΥΣΙΟΝ
ΔΟΣ ΗΜΙΝ ΣΗΜΕΡΟΝ
ΚΑΙ ΑΦΕΣ ΗΜΙΝ ΤΑ ΟΦΕΙΛΗΜΑΤΑ ΗΜΩΝ,
ΩΣ ΚΑΙ ΗΜΕΙΣ ΑΦΙΕΜΕΝ ΤΟΙΣ ΟΦΕΙΛΕΤΑΙΣ ΗΜΩΝ
ΚΑΙ ΜΗ ΕΙΣΕΝΕΓΚΗΣ ΗΜΑΣ ΕΙΣ ΠΕΙΡΑΣΜΟΝ,
ΑΛΛΑ ΡΥΣΑΙ ΗΜΑΣ ΑΠΟ ΤΟΥ ΠΟΝΗΡΟΥ.
ΑΜΗΝ.
Transliteration
Pater hêmôn ho en toes ouranoes;
hagiasthêtô to onoma sou;
elthetô hê basileia sou;
genêthêtô to thelêma sou,
hôs en ouranô, kae epi tês gês.
ton arton hêmôn ton epiousion dos hêmin sêmeron;
kae aphes hêmin ta opheilêmata hêmôn,
hôs kae hêmeis aphiemen toes opheiletaes hêmôn;
kae mê eisenenkês hêmas eis peirasmon,
alla rhysae hêmas apo tou ponerou.
hoti sou estin hê basileia kae hê dynamis kae hê doxa eis tous aeônas;
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TOFU???
say it aint SO!hence the shovel
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This room has a high ceiling. Run those eight strands of Christmas lights East to West.
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Where do we put the moose head?
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If I had a smart phone, I could text TT at the church and let her know some of y’all snuck down to her neck of the woods and seem to be redecorating her DOME.
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Moose head over there.
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When do the Hooter’s girls arrive, GJT?????
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Run those eight strands of Christmas lights East to West.
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Perfect.
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And for the smoking parlor….
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Where do you guys want these hammocks?
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115 Sarge.
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Just hang one low enough so that the midget bartender can get to it.
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Lights out. The party’s over.
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ok, now that the wimmins are gone, embiggen the area in the living room. The dancin’ girls need room to move.
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Hooters girls have dirty hairy snap-on boobs.
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Hooters girls have dirty hairy snap-on boobs.
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February 6, 2013 at 7:36 pm
Hooters girls have dirty hairy snap-on boobsYah.
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Wait, Sarge. Haul off the box springs. Lay out the mattresses here on the floor behind the couch.
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#114 – Cmonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Hammy – gottahavva couple o lava lamps!
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Did you hear Adee? Must have been my imagination.
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If’n we make a pile of mattresses, we can jump off the top of the stairs like a stunt man!
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Tell those guys in the band to crank it up.
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Somebody sneak over to the neighbors with this extension cord. I think we’re about to blow a breaker.
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😀
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Who said Hooter’s?
#111
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ok, chuckles – you get to go on an ice run.
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#131 GJT
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Lissen up. Shannon’s what we call an underachiever. We can do better, people.
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Karaoke time. I’ll go first.
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Hamous, I just started reading “The Creek” by J.T. Glisson
I’m betting that you have read it. In anycase Glisson helped out with the making of the movie, “Cross Creek”. He was a local cracker that grew up there and even built the “period correct” boat out of cypress in about three days. I’m enjoying it and his people are my people. 😉 -
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Hey, I was just being sociable and I brought beer! 😀
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Pssst, he’s a spy.
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He brought beer. Leave him alone.
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Hey everybody, I brought the nutmeg! Wait…where y’all goin’……Wait I was kiddin’…ah c’mon
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We need more chips and BBQ pork rinds
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Oh and while y’all are in here screwing around, I’ve been outside warming up the deep fryer to cook the hot wings!… Dang where did I put the hot sauce? 😉
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Cbr brought Cuban cigars from Squawk!!!
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He prolly brought Lone Star or PBR
Nope, I brought Budwiser for me and Bud/Miller Light for U girls. 😉
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#45 YES!! ThanX CBR! 😀
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Where’s the craps game?
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Time to change out the keg. Shiner Bock, of course.
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No horses in the house, Cbr!!!
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Where’s the craps game?
Don’t matter, I’m out because the last time, you brought the shaved dice.
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Well the P-Nut oil is @ 400′ so I’m starting the wings!
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SD – I haven’t read that book but I’ll check it out. As I’ve probably mentioned before, my grandparents lived on Cross Creek in the ’60s and ’70s so I spent a lot of time out there. The creek connects Orange Lake and Lochaloosa Lake. Last time I was back my mom and I drove out there, specifically to go to a restaurant that’s been there at least all of my life named “The Yearling”. I hadn’t been there in over 30 years. They weren’t open for lunch on the day we were there. The creek was bone-dry.
Of course Rawlings books were required reading in Florida schools when I was a yoot. I remember the first time I saw “The Yearling” movie with Gregory Peck and Jane Wyman. There was a bear (named Slewfoot, of course) that kept killing livestock they were always trying to kill. When they finally got the chance it was a big ole grizzly bear! Now we got black bears all over the place in Florida but there ain’t no grizzly bears. Come to think of it that’s probably what started my obsession with pointing out flick flubs. -
Shiner Bock, of course.
Shiner’s IPA is actually pretty tasty.
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What is this? Oprah & her book club?
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Where’s Hamous, he always brings that designer beer, some of it is pretty good…UPDATE OOPS! Dave’s not keeping up!
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I think he’s interviewing some girls upstairs.
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He’s having wine spritzers with the girls.
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I’m currently imbibing a Third Shift Amber Lager. I had never heard of it but saw it in the local “Jitney Jungle” and grabbed a six-pack. Turns out it’s Miller/Coors attempt at a “craft beer”. Had I known that I prolly wouldn’t have bought it. But it ain’t bad.
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Your attention please:
Blockades are in place.
Drag races out front in 15 minutes. -
Come to think of it that’s probably what started my obsession with pointing out flick flubs.
That drives my wife crazy! I’m always pointing those things out, from geography to cars, planes and trains that are not in the right time frame. I’ll never forget when I saw Titanic and the gal gives the kid a Roosevelt dime and even the folks here on the couch would know that in 1912 it would be a Barber Dime.
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If the house is a’ rocking, don’t bother knockin’
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Drag races out front in 15 minutes.
Hey while y’all were LQQking under the sink, I found the bleach in the laundry room. Hamous is warming up his 69 Firebird and is waiting for that dude with the 360 Dodge Dart to show up. 😉
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#162 Yeah, I drive everybody crazy with that. There’s an old Burt Reynolds movie (I think it’s “Gator”) where he’s trying to outrun the cops down a back road in a green Ford Galaxie. You can hear him clearly shifting gears throughout the chase scene. He outruns them (he’s Burt Reynolds, dontcha know), pulls up to the house, and puts the car in Park.
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Wish I could be outside with a video camera when Tedtam gets home and finds that you wild & crazy guys have jumped the shark in her house!
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no cracklins?
Yo MAESTRO – crank it up! and GET OVER IT! -
Hamous is warming up his 69 Firebird
68. I do need to get her out soon.
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#168, dang, I knew that! Wasn’t the 69 bigger than the 68? 4 headlights?
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137 wagonburner says:
February 6, 2013 at 8:19 pm
Oh jeez.
Who let in the bookworm?No problem. I’ve got this one.
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So I’m gone like a shot from a burning gun
Chasing down a dream whose time has come
Another band of gypsies singing our songs
Living life on the run
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Wasn’t the 69 bigger than the 68? 4 headlights?
Naw, 67-69 were all 1st gen Firebirds. All had 4 headlights. Not much difference at all between 67 and 68 except the 67 was the last year for the vent window. 69 had a lot of cosmetic changes but was basically the same car. 70-1/2 was the big change.
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So what’s it mean when that red light in the garage starts blinking?
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#172 Yup, same as the Camaro.
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Dang it.
Where’s the breaker box?
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Glad she know a plumber. That toilet in there has a problem.
There’s a plunger in the utility room,…just sayin’
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I have to get up early tomorrow, but I also want to hear the uproar when TT gets home…
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Twelve dozen oysters on the half-shell.
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There’s a tree on top of that big dirt pile in the back yard.
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What’s in the bong water—and does it stain?
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I brought a backhoe. That damn dirt pile is gonna be history.
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#178 – need any horseradish wit dat?
#180 – drink some and find out ROFL -
10 p.m. KHOU local news: Police helicopters are circling a reported disturbance in south Houston. A normally quiet residential area, now reporting street races and blaring karaoke music. Search lights reveal a large piece of industrial machinery has been upended in a deep ditch in front of an unusual blue geodesic dome. Strobe Christmas lights can be seen through the windows of the dome, and what look like a dozen wildmen gathered around a keg and a bong. We’ll be back after a word from our sponsor, TrueFeel (R) Bolt-on Boobs.
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Cheese it, the cops!!!
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#183 Iron Mary 😀
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#180 – drink some and find out ROFL
I did. That’s why I’m asking.
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Frikkin KHOU can’t get anything right.
They didn’t even mention how many of us were nekkid. -
Secret escape route this way. Bring the keg.
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If we use the hammocks as stretchers we can get both kegs and Katfish too. You wouldn’t even need to wake him up
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As the Hamster gang scuttles away, there is still no word of the homeowner. Last heard from, she was out eating spaghetti with Catholic yoots, but why is she out so late? Also not clear: whether her dear husband and handsome son were at home and in collusion with the rioters.
/Nite y’all. -
I came home, completely bushed, and I’m telling all of you.
I —- AM —– NOT —- CLEANING —- UP —– THIS —- MESS!
And where the HELL is my tofu!?
And my DIRT!?????
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