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Cheetahs sure are purty
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No mask. Can’t be a cheetah.
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I think it’s a leopard.
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Cooties are often described as similar to germs or lice (the term once originally described head or body lice), but their infectiousness puts them more in line with leprosy or plague. The condition is passed on through any form of bodily contact with an infected person. In the process of transferring cooties, the original carrier is typically healed. Merely being in the proximity of a carrier can also spark an infection. Transmission rates are known to be much higher between children of the opposite sex. Indeed, girls and boys often accuse the opposite sex of being cootie-carriers.
Luckily, there’s a vaccine. All a child has to do is trace two circles and two dots on another child’s forearm while uttering this rhyme: “Circle, circle, dot, dot, dot — Now you’ve got your cootie shot!”
The vaccine has both pros and cons. A big plus is that it can function as an antidote, actually curing the disease. Another is that it doesn’t utilize painful needles. On the other hand, the vaccine is largely ineffective at prevention and must be re-administered frequently, often at least once every recess. -
In most cases the human body becomes immune to cooties once the pew-pew matures.
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Some Australians are really serious pansies.
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In most cases the human body becomes immune to cooties once the pew-pew matures.
Shannon’s doomed to a life of cooties.
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Speaking of really big pansies, a bunch of Muslims have their panties in a bunch over a Lego Star Wars set.
In other news, water is wet, film at 11. -
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I really should rent that Princess Bride movie one of these days. -
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From your link, when referring the “racial” issues, and tying them back to Jabba the Hut:The crimes associated with the figures, the statements adds, include terrorism, slavery, murder and human sacrifice.
They’re offended by the similarities to Islam?
Terrorism? check
Slavery? Check
Murder? check
Human sacrifice? I would count putting bombs on kids, so CHECK.
What the heck is their problem? Can they not face the reality of their faith?
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The Chicago Tribune issues a correction, which, of course, needs to be corrected.
In our description of the flash suppressor placed at the end of the gun’s muzzle, we said the device breaks up the explosion that results from firing the gun. We also said that “some find the suppressor controversial as it could also make the flash from a shot less visible, allowing a shooter to conceal his position.” One very knowledgeable and articulate reader took issue with that statement, as concealment is not the suppressor’s primary function — it’s a safety device to prevent fires. We never said it was the suppressor’s primary function, only that it conceivably could make a shooter more difficult to locate, which is why it’s controversial.
Ah. Where to start?
placed at the end of the gun’s muzzle
A gun is defined as a heavy weapon that normally takes more than one person to operate. There is no such place as the “end of the muzzle.” The muzzle is the end of the barrel.
the device breaks up the explosion that results from firing the gun
Nothing breaks up the explosion that results from firing the weapon. That explosion occurs inside the cartridge which is safely contained by the breech, which is nowhere near the muzzle. The flash suppressor disperses the gasses which result from the explosion.
But the most humorous part is where they actually bought the risible story sent to them by a reader (who I’d like to think was a guy who knows something about guns and was having some fun with them) that the flash suppressor was designed to keep the weapon from starting fires. Flash suppressors serve two functions: 1. To make the shooter less visible at night. It has no real effect during the daytime in this respect. 2. To reduce the effect the muzzle flash has on the vision of the shooter at night.
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Planned Parkas provides a vital wintertime resource to low-income and homeless people from Bangor to Boise, so the federal government uses taxpayer money to support Planned Parkas — except, of course, for that part of the operation that clubs baby seals, skins them, tans their hides, and sews their furs onto parka hoods. (Baby seal fur is a very warm, durable, and practical trim.)
Now, no taxpayer money goes directly to pay the men who club the baby seals, or to transport baby seal furs from the Arctic Circle to Planned Parka factories, or even to pay workers who sew baby seal fur onto hoods. The law prevents that.
However, taxpayer money does help pay operating expenses of factories where Planned Parka products are manufactured — including those that feature baby seal fur — and the warehouses where they are stored. Taxpayer money helps pay an army of Planned Parka staff to keep track of inventory — including stock that contains baby seal fur — and to do accounting that includes sales of baby seal fur products. Taxpayer money is also a source of funding for the staff who make sure low-income and homeless clientele are provided with parkas — including parkas that feature baby seal fur.
Planned Parkas says that only 3% of its product line involves the killing of baby seals. Yet it is a fact that Planned Parkas gets at least 30% to 40% of its revenue from baby seal fur products, and in 2011 Planned Parkas harvested over 333,000 baby seals.
But parkas with baby seal fur-lined hoods are not the only kind of product Planned Parkas furnishes to its clients. Planned Parkas performs a great public service: they provide many other kinds of parkas — all of them totally fur-free — to a great number of people whose health and, sometimes, whose very lives depend on keeping warm in the winter with the coats Planned Parkas brings to them. This organization provides products to people in dire need of them, and who otherwise may not be able to get them.
So won’t you please contribute to Planned Parkas? Remember, your generous donation is tax-deductible. Of course, any donation you make is beyond the funding you already provide to Planned Parkas through the taxes you pay.
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Funny Aggie Hitler rant.
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#14 Hammy
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Ann Coulter gets it almost right in this weeks column all except for this passage:
Semi-automatics shoot one bullet per trigger pull — that’s the definition. Any handgun manufactured since the Civil War is a “semi-automatic.” The most basic self-defense revolver for women is a “semi-automatic.”
An example of a gun that is not a semi-automatic is a musket. Also those guns where a “BANG!” flag pops out when the clown pulls the trigger.She needs to get a little clearer on the mechanics of a semi-auto vs revolver vs single shot.
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Was it just my ‘puter or did this site just go bzzzzzt for a while?
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Nope, the bzzzzzzzt was universal for this site.
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CPU flatus
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Panera has voluntarily moved towards bankruptcy:
The Panera Bread Foundation has opened a new community café in Boston, which has no cash register or prices, just suggested donations.
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“Now that the site is open, it’s up to the community to sustain it. All consumers have to do is cover its direct operating costs. They do so by donating for their meals and leaving a little bit more if they’re able to help cover the costs of the meals of customers who cannot contribute. This is a pay-it-forward model and will only work if the community supports it and one another,” he said.Heh heh. Good luck with that. “Progressives” are missing the pay-it-forward gene. It’s not in their make-up to voluntarily give. They are leeches unless the government forces them to give. It wouldn’t surprise me if they tried to pass legislation for the taxpayers to fund Panera.
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#21: I wonder if they have this “experiment” isolated from the rest of the enterprise? Otherwise this move is the financial equivalent of a grenade suppository, pin pulled.
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The female equivalent of this guy kind of sums up Hitlery’s career in my mind.
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21 Hamous,
Panera Bread (PNRA) used to be one of the favorites that the Saturday morning talking heads at Fox News used to fawn over from time to time. (I never listen to their particular advice as they are consistently wrong)
You comments prompted me to do some research. (Schwab & Morningstar)
Their stock is a bit pricey for my tastes, but I would hardly classify them was being ready to file for bankruptcy. Charles Schwab concurs and gives them an unfavorable buy rating, but this does not mean they are circling the drain. They are just underperforming the general discretionary spending group in terms of return (12% versus 22%).
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Their stock is a bit pricey for my tastes, but I would hardly classify them was being ready to file for bankruptcy.
That’s not what I said. I said they were voluntarily moving towards bankruptcy. I can move towards the edge of a cliff. That’s not the same as jumping off.
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They may be smart businessmen. This may be a way to demonstrate how vacuous “progressive” ideology really is. It’s doomed to fail because there are more takers than there are givers.
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Lack of brainstem Feinstein brings out her gun ban. 150 different guns.
http://dailycaller.com/2013/01/24/feinstein-calls-for-banning-more-than-150-firearms-during-dramatic-press-conference/ -
If you didn’t catch this vet standing up for the 2nd Amendment at this public anti-2nd Amendment meeting, you need to see the video. Here’s a follow-up (the video’s included in the article).
But after Professor Goodman simply repeated that the Second Amendment may no longer be “relevant,” Tully reacted:
“Having no concept that– tyranny doesn’t exist, or the threat of tyranny doesn’t exist, or the word doesn’t even exist– you’re living in a utopian society…He had no grasp of the concept of why the Second Amendment is in the Constitution at all. It’s not to go hunting, it’s not to own a firearm, it’s to give the people the power to keep tyranny at bay.
[Tyranny is] not a wolf that dies. It’s a wolf that breeds, and it may not always be in your backyard, but it’s always looming on the horizon. It’s always looming on the horizon, and that’s why the Founding Fathers wrote it the way they did. And the guy had no grasp that without the Second Amendment, they would soon come after his First Amendment rights.”“Throughout history, any king or emperor that wanted to oppress the people– with whatever their views were, their new laws or taxes– the very first thing they did was they went around and rounded up everybody’s weapons,” he cautioned. “It didn’t matter if it was clubs or all the way up to firearms…That’s where it goes.”
That doesn’t mean that tyranny is knocking on the front door, but that it’s a dangerous game to assume it will never re-emerge as a threat.
When asked why he thinks many Americans no longer feel the need to arm themselves against any threat foreign or domestic, Tully speculated that it might be because we haven’t faced an existential threat since the collapse of the Soviet Union. -
New Glock commercials.
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Now, they’re being open about it.
Feinstein: ‘Purpose Is to Dry Up the Supply of These Weapons Over Time’
They are coming right out and admitting they want to disarm their constituents.
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I don’t know if I got the link to the problems that the Eastern Sports and Outdoor Show were having as a result of their decision to ban the sale or display of Evil Black Guns at one of the biggest outdoor shows in the country, but they have decided to postpone the show. I won’t give you a link to the promoter’s website as they don’t deserve the traffic, but here’s their press release:
“Our original decision not to include certain products in the Eastern Sports and Outdoor Show this year was made in order to preserve the event’s historical focus on the hunting and fishing traditions enjoyed by American families,” said Chet Burchett, Reed Exhibitions President for the Americas. “In the current climate, we felt that the presence of MSRs (Modern Sporting Rifles, otherwise known as ARs) would distract from the theme of hunting and fishing, disrupting the broader experience of our guests. This was intended simply as a product decision, of the type event organizers need to make every day.
“It has become very clear to us after speaking with our customers that the event could not be held because the atmosphere of this year’s show would not be conducive to an event that is designed to provide family enjoyment. It is unfortunate that in the current emotionally charged atmosphere this celebratory event has become overshadowed by a decision that directly affected a small percentage of more than 1,000 exhibits showcasing products and services for those interested in hunting and fishing.
“ESS has long been proud to participate in the preservation and promotion of hunting and fishing traditions, and we hope that as the national debate clarifies, we will have an opportunity to consider rescheduling the event when the time is right to focus on the themes it celebrates.”Here’s the real reason why they postponed. Please patronize any of these folks should you want to purchase any outdoor products, and inform both them and Reed Exhibitions why you chose them.
Cabela’s is a good place to start.
Its my decidedly uninformed opinion that Reed Exhibitions is one of many busineses, like WalMart, contacted by the Obama Administration to get them to support thier anti-gun agenda. WalMart has recently put certain ammunition back on the shelves after they received reactions from their customers (does WalMart even KNOW who thier customers are and what kind of reaction they would have if they co-operated with Obama’s agenda?). It is important that gun owners and Gun Rights supporters use thier economic muscle to fight this kind of—and let’s call it what it is—fascism. -
Sen. Diane Feinstein, who’s party just spent the past year labeling Christians as Anti-Gay bigots who want to chain enslaved women to stoves in order to get Obama elected, decides to open her gun grabbing press conference with a prayer.
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#31: I posted this yesterday.
Read this
http://www.pagunblog.com/2013/01/23/waiting-on-the-eastern-sports-outdoor-show-statement/
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from my inbox:
Subject: BIBLE CLASS
No words necessary…
Today’s Short Reading from the Bible… from Genesis:
“And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in
all corners of the earth.”
Then he made the earth round
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When asked why he thinks many Americans no longer feel the need to arm themselves against any threat foreign or domestic, Tully speculated that it might be because we haven’t faced an existential threat since the collapse of the Soviet Union
Or it could be that everyone has an iphone or a droid now and that’s really all that matters to Generation-text.
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Or it could be that everyone has an iphone or a droid now and that’s really all that matters to Generation-text.
Because you can always call the cops. . . .they are only minutes away, when seconds count.
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Did anybody see this on Drudge?
HEADLINE: Democrats launch plan to turn Texas blue
It is a 4 page Politico story, they claim it to be a multi year multi million$ project.
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It is a 4 page Politico story, they claim it to be a multi year multi million$ project.
I hope it drains them dry and leaves Texas even red-er.With Joe Strauss and the rest of the Republican party treating thier base the way they do, its likely to get done in 2 years for $33.37.
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Has there ever been another POTUS with whom flies have had such a love affair? There is no mention in the Old or New Testaments of flies around all the animal sacrifices even with all that fresh blood and such and that is before the time of insecticides, etc, yet there are frequently flies around JugEars. We all know that flies gather around feces and dead things/death but W did not have this issue, so why does JE? Mayhaps because he is of the death cult?
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Parts of me turned from blue to red once. It cost less than $33.37.
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January 24, 2013 at 4:31 pm
Parts of me turned from blue to red once. It cost less than $33.37.Yah.
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#40 #41 I thought it was twenty bux? 😉
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You can’t make this $#1t up; Squatting in style: 23-year-old occupies empty $2.5 million Boca home.
Andre Barbosa is squatting in style.
The 23-year-old has moved into an empty $2.5 million mansion in a posh Boca Raton neighborhood, using an obscure Florida real estate law to stake his claim on the foreclosed waterside property.
The police can’t move him. No one saw him breaking into the 5-bedroom house, so it’s a civil matter. And representatives for the real owner, Bank of America, said they are aware of the situation and are following a legal process.
But the situation is driving his wealthy neighbors crazy.
“This is a very upsetting thing,” said next door neighbor Lyn Houston. “Last week, I went to the Bank of America and asked to see the person in charge of mortgages. I told them, ‘I am prepared to buy this house.’ They haven’t even called me back.”
Barbosa, according to records, is a Brazilian national who refers to himself as “Loki Boy,” presumably after the Norse god of mischief. He did not return calls.
A spokeswoman for Bank of America said her company has sent overnight a complaint and an eviction notice to a clerk in Palm Beach County.
“The bank is taking this situation seriously and we will work diligently to resolve this matter,” said Jumana Bauwens for Bank of America.
Sunrise real estate lawyer Gary Singer said Barbosa is invoking a state law called “adverse possession,” which allows someone to move into a property and claim the title — if they can stay there seven years.
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DENVER (CBS4) – A plan is in the works to set a limit for people driving while under the influence of marijuana, and this time lawmakers say they’ll get it done.
There’s a lot of pressure on lawmakers after legalizing pot. As the number of users grows, there is growing concern the number of people driving under the influence will as well. In 2011, the most recent data available, 13 percent of deadly crashes in Colorado involved pot.
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The bill is meant to address the concerns of medical marijuana users — people who are chronically above five nanograms, but function as sober.Bill To Set Limit For Driving While Stoned Has A Good Chance
Doesn’t it take a bunch of pot heads not to think that this should have been done *prior* to legalizing pot?
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The police can’t move him. No one saw him breaking into the 5-bedroom house, so it’s a civil matter. And representatives for the real owner, Bank of America, said they are aware of the situation and are following a legal process.
Meh… after all of their illegal robosigning and reposessions I couldn’t care less. Hope Andre wins.
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I’m cooking dinner. Using onions. And I started thinking about Shannon and his wife. He told me her recipes start with “Take one large onion…”
Yep, most of mine do, too. Give her my best, Shannon. -
Tedtam
I’m cooking dinner. Using onions. And I started thinking about Shannon and his wife. He told me her recipes start with “Take one large onion…”
I resemble that remark! Not long after I got married my bride told my mom that she thought I’d cook a donkey turd as long as it was smothered in onions, mushrooms and garlic. 😀
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#46 Tedtam
He can’t.
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I’d have to think about the donkey turds but slimy mushrooms?? Nooooo
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Mine start with “make a roux.”
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Isn’t that what we have kangas for?
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Mine start with popping the top.
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Had a scary moment once, Sweetie started grilling before I got home and I thought she
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You missed a teaching moment.
You should have sabotaged her grilling effort, then explained to her that it was because she forgot the beer. You would have been able to get her to actually bring home beer when she went to Kroger for the steaks. -
Well there you go, gotta think like an engine.
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On FB:
I met a Leprechaun who said he would grant me one wish. Immediately I said, “I want to live forever.” “Sorry,” said the Leprechaun, “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life.” “OK,” I said, “Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its a$$!” “You crafty bastige,” said the Leprechaun.
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#55 Tim
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Looks a lot like the so called Benghazi hearings.
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“What good does it do me, after all, if an ever-watchful authority keeps an eye out to ensure that my pleasures will be tranquil and races ahead of me to ward off all danger, sparing me the need even to think about such things, if that authority, even as it removes the smallest thorns from my path, is also absolute master of my liberty and my life; if it monopolizes vitality and existence to such a degree that when it languishes, everything around it must also languish; when it sleeps, everything must also sleep; and when it dies, everything must also perish?
There are some nations in Europe whose inhabitants think of themselves in a sense as colonists, indifferent to the fate of the place they live in. The greatest changes occur in their country without their cooperation. They are not even aware of precisely what has taken place. They suspect it; they have heard of the event by chance. More than that, they are unconcerned with the fortunes of their village, the safety of their streets, the fate of their church and its vestry. They think that such things have nothing to do with them, that they belong to a powerful stranger called “the government.” They enjoy these goods as tenants, without a sense of ownership, and never give a thought to how they might be improved. They are so divorced from their own interests that even when their own security and that of their children is finally compromised, they do not seek to avert the danger themselves but cross their arms and wait for the nation as a whole to come to their aid. Yet as utterly as they sacrifice their own free will, they are no fonder of obedience than anyone else. They submit, it is true, to the whims of a clerk, but no sooner is force removed than they are glad to defy the law as a defeated enemy. Thus one finds them ever wavering between servitude and license.
When a nation has reached this point, it must either change its laws and mores or perish, for the well of public virtue has run dry: in such a place one no longer finds citizens but only subjects.” -A. de Tocqueville -
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Soooo, it wasn’t just this past election cycle?
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Subjects who are happy as long as they’ve got their EBT card, section 8 housing, and of course a free Obamaphone… Other subjects a bit better off, working a government or union job, but ever willing to toe the line and never rock the boat. Then the millionaires and zillionaires, many in the entertainment industry. I have not yet grokked why wealhy and successful people support the liberal agenda.
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#58 Phil, I was thinking along the same lines:
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My question is how did they know it was bad? In my youth lo these many years ago, my family slaughtered pigs every winter and my father would make Hog’s Head Cheeze.
He would store this sensory abomination in the fridge; whereupon every thing in the fridge would taste like Hog’s Head Cheeze. Even the cats would turn their noses up at it. Our dog would eat it, but he would also lick his hiney.
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Thanks Simple, I was just eating messkin food. 😀
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recalling almost 2½ tons of hog head cheese
Dat’s a lotta hog heads.
I don’t remember hog head cheese being bad. Tasted like any other lunch meat to me. It’s all made from offal. I guess if you let it ferment in the ice box for a couple of weeks it could get pretty rancid. -
Whenever I hear the word cheese I always think of this.
The best skit known to mankind.
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