Let’s try something different again. Rules are basic Word Association Football, but instead of a word, reply with a pun (get it? Crime and PUNishment? hahahaha, I slay myself sometimes).
1. Reply with a word associated with word in previous comment
2. One word per reply (you can add a parenthetical to explain, if desired)
3. One reply at a time
4. After a reply, another player must reply before you are eligible again
5. Keep it civil
6. NO POLITICS
7. Puns can be text only or visual – see here
So, as an example, if I were to post this picture (or link thereto):
a reply might be “Paula always thought a trip to the amusement park would be lots of funghi.”
Let’s start there.
They don’t have to be good puns, groaners are very welcome.
Crime And Punishment Association Football
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Off to a great start!
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Ummm—-
Before we start can we get a clarification?
There’s this:2. One word per reply (you can add a parenthetical to explain, if desired)
And then you say:
a reply might be “Paula always thought a trip to the amusement park would be lots of funghi.”
You’ve been such a stickler on the rules lately, I want to make sure——–
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The rules are just there to confuse you! Pun away.
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The
ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. -
Rule 2 is suspended.
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#5 bone
There was electricity in the air. -
Kinda of a shocking turn to the WAF thread, huh?
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In order to enhance his kitty’s generating power, Raoul put Brawndo* in her water.
* It’s got electrolytes!!! -
I’m struggling to get throught the eye of the needle of this WAF logic.
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A stitch in time saves nine.
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I have a stitch in my back from the time I spent digging in the yard yesterday. Tore a callus offa my left palm where the ring finger is, DAMMIT.
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No bell ringing for you for a while.
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I guess I’ll hafta wring out work in another fashion (or with the other hand).
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bone’s not to handy these days
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Guess he needs a hand-out.
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Insert Main Gate at Fort Sill joke here.
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Twenny bux’ll get him a hand.
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A little deer had a little doe.–Only two bucks.
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Oh dear, what’s a little doughboy to do?
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Lay some bread on her
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A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and twenny bux.
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You want some cheese with that whine?
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But, I wanna go to Miaaaaaaaami!
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Life’s a beach, and then you die.
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Laundry’s a bleach and then you dye.
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Just don’t get your hair done – curl up and dye!
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The Curl Up and Dye beauty salon
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Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
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The princess was rebuffed by the unruly mob, while the evil witch fought her way through to its leader, bonecrusher
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In a glass house long long ago and far far away…
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… The king lived, but he didn’t know where to put his chairs.
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Now you’ve thrown me for a loup, so I’ll have to close my jewelry store and look for another line of wookiees.
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You don’t have the stones to do that
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I threw them at the glass house.
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Throwing stones? Doesn’t that hurt? And leave your voice an octave higher?
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The glass house is shattered and the wookiees are loose in the streets, rioting for their EBT cards and Obama phones.
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“Wookie, Mommy!” shouted the baby, “See de strange man!”
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