It’s not just drag racing that some men think should be Olympic sports. There are some men who would like to compete in some of the more graceful sports in the Olympics. They do not like the cold, so figure skating is out. They are afraid of heights, so diving is out.
Whatever are they to do?
Step 1: whine about how wimmins have an unfair advantage and have extra “sports” available to them.
What are these “sports”, you might ask?
Synchronized swimming:
Rhythmic gymnastics:
Both of which involve “men” flopping about, prancing, hopping, or otherwise flouncing around like one or more Kansas City f****ts.