Monday Olympic Results Open Comments

Yesterday, gtotracker complained that drag racing was not an Olypmic sport. This shortfall has now been remedied.
In this picture, we see Stefán Goldberg of the United States narrowly edge out Gætan Mnðfasnø of Cameroon for the Gold Medal in the inaugural Drag Racing competition in the Olympics. Coming in third was Mönröë Gåstagnê of France (far left) after Michele Fontìína of Switzerland (second from right #7) was disqualified for unsightly facial and body hair.