Here I am, holed up in this very, very posh, yet quaint, hotel somewhere north of the Mediterranean, south of Denmark, east of the Atlantic, and west of the Pacific (to narrow it down to essentially a hemi-hemisphere š ). I finally get a usable (free) WiFi signal and what do my eyes behold?
Why it’s an article about a couple of my very favorite things: wimmins and bathing suits (wimmins’ bathing suits – get your minds out of the gutter you pervs).
For once, in a (relatively) major mass-market oriented article, I am part of a substantial majority. Namely that this look:
is preferable to this look:
What do you people think?
ps: I do not want to hear any snarky comments about “Benzion’s rule” or “where the #*@& do you find these pictures” this time. You people can be such a bunch of whiny-butts.
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I did not delete anything.
That i know of.
I haven’t even picked the phone up since about 7:30.
I’ll check with Max the Beagle.
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It does have a nice ring to it.
Hammie
#111
BSue caught that too. Her and my #1 daughter spent about 5 minutes expounding on his chances of landing a job as a nurse. BSue’s verdict…… he will get the position.
My comment has BEEN UPDATED to reflect that admonition.
I didn’t put him in the cooler.
Just watched a story on convicted burglar Chad Holley’s graduation. I hope I’m wrong but I don’t think the boy has much of a future. Reporter: What’s next for you, Chad? Chad: I’m fitna tryna be a nurse! Don’t get me wrong. I’m one of the worst about letting my Lingua Cracka slip out. Just last week my niece asked… Read more »
Uh oh first day back after a prolonged absence and I
1. Get a comment deleted š
have
2. The wife throws stuff at me for comments made on a blog
indirectly cause
3. Shammy being sent to the coolerTalk to y’all later.
Ooh! Ooh! Let me guess!
Weāre both living rent-free in Hamousā head?
THAT’S IT. 24 HOURS IN THE COOLER
Tonight’s unintentional funny has been brought to you by BSue
When I asked why…..
Holy crap duck!!!!!! Incoming living room decorative items!!!!!!!
Never mind why!!!!
Whew that woman has a arm. The Astros need her.
Nuthin really earth shaking. I just wanted to make sure if I said something wrong I did not want to repeat the faux pas. That blog monkey scares me worse than clowns. š
Fat Finger Shannon has a habit of accidentally deleting OPC’s. That would be my guess. What did it say?
One of the
olderseasoned moderators has been known to aim for one and hit another. šPoor dear no longer has any pun control
http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/military-moms-breastfeeding-uniform-stir-controversey-214500503.html At a time when breastfeeding in public is already controversial, pictures of two military moms doing so while wearing their uniforms is sparking outrage. IMHO, the interesting part is not the gratuitous flesh displayed on the last day of sweeps month, but that nowhere in the article are the outraged entities identified. One more story run up the flagpole… Read more »
Delete My Account !!!
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/shannon around a keyboard?
Just out of curiosity, did I do or say something wrong to get my earlier comment deleted?
Hey, good news for all you Americans who ain’t going to vote, ain’t gonna check a box, ain’t gonna leave the booth once you get in and sling your hammock or whatever. Have we got a candidate for you! Randall Terry is running for President and Missy Smith will be his running mate. I’m looking forward to these Bartbreit videos.… Read more »
Hunert and good night
somebody been messin with the counter!
Hunert and good night
Company claims to mix DNA and grow Stingrays to make into a pair of $1800 sneakers. The PETA folks are upset. A new footwear company is customising the skin of living stingrays to make $1,800 bespoke sneakers. RayFish Footwear enables customers ‘grow’ their own stingray by having scientists mix and match DNA from several different species, breeding unique patterns and… Read more »
Fido Obumma couldn’t have been born in Kenya because almost/sort of gods who hover in the cosmos above us all can’t be born anywhere–they’re eternal and have no beginning or end.
Can Fido Obumma create a rock so heavy that he can’t pick it up?
That would be a good question for the MSNBC spitter.
A Democrat was elected. Yeah right, who can forget this memorable exchange from the 1992 debate š ……. Sam Donaldson: Governor Clinton, let’s be frank. You’re running for president, yet your only experience has been as the governor of a small, backward state with a population of drunken hillbillies riding around in pickup trucks. The main streets of your capital… Read more »
OK I do hope that Hammie’s Granny don’t send me to time out, BUTT, remember “The Closer to the Bones, the Sweeter the Meat”
I do love me some Poke Ribs. š
Ducks, and hauls BUTT, running that zig-zag pattern that I learned from our own “Southern Demostic Terroroist.”
Two former Microsoft employees, what could go wrong? Forget measuring tape and fitting rooms – two former Microsoft employees say they’ve cracked the code to finding the perfect bra, and it doesn’t involve standing half-naked in front of a stranger. …. San Francisco entrepreneurs Aarthi Ramamurthy and Michelle Lam announced the launch of their online bra shop True & Co.… Read more »
A Democrat was elected.
This is an interesting idea The Washington Guardian wants to return America to that golden era of accountability journalism, with a uniquely 21st century update that let’s you, the news consumer, interact with the news and be part of the effort to police the ethics and spending decisions made in Washington, and monitor the impact on civil liberties. And don’t… Read more »
This actually may be a step forward
Kewl ! We get a styrofoam one.
For those interested in this kinda stuff, a Shuttle replica built in 1993 and displayed outdoors at the Kennedy Space Center will be barged into Clear Lake tomorrow and transported on NASA Road One to Space Center Houston. Friday, June 1: * 2:00 PM – Event Area Open to Public Transportation to and from Johnson Space Center will begin. Street… Read more »
I have an email into Roger Simon at PJ Media to see if they can create an amateur classification for the Walter Duranty Prize.
If so, I am going to nominate Shamaalian and I am sure he’ll at least get a Howdy-Doody Democrat Merit Badge out of the deal.
Where do these cretins get their ideas? A Sudanese woman, believed to be around 20, has been sentenced to be stoned to death for adultery, and is being held near Khartoum, shackled in prison with her baby son, rights groups and lawyers said on Thursday. In related news, a spokesman for Nan Hayworth, the Republican incumbent in NY-18 wrote My… Read more »
Works for me, my apologies.
Don’t know where your rules are coming from but here’s how it’s done here:
Sorry, my mistake. Spellchecker tends to fix egregious errors.
For the future though, if you see a lead in that says #XX Hamous and then shows a quote, you can assume it’s a direct quote.
If there is no lead in that says #XX Hamous you can assume it’s not a direct quote ………….. or it came from Breitbart.
#80 Hey, if you’re gonna quote me, then quote me. If you edit my comments you need to acknowledge it.
Romney has released his birth certificate.
It looks fake to me. Using my keen powers of observation I can make out the words void running up and down the sides. And really, did the ARIAL typeface exist in 1947?
Man, you really have turned out to be a bedwetter.
You may remember former Democrat Congressman Davis from last year when he changed his position on voter ID laws after witnessing first hand rampant voter fraud which Shamaal continues to tell us doesnāt exist. Oh yeah, this guy will fit right in. Davis said readers are entitled to think that he made it up, but that heās under no obligation… Read more »
Actually, I think that it’s Axelshaft that “Can’t Handle The Truth”
Heh š
I’m still struggling with the wissing file conversion. I found this page, which makes it look so easy! Camcorders such as the JVC Everio (pictured below) use a .MOD extension to save their video files. This is very frustrating for a number or reasons. The first reason being you cannot easily read .MOD files in Windows Media Player or many… Read more »
75 FA
So dang funny.
He’s the king of hyperbole. Skeery conservatives!
#52 BobO:
You keep using these words. I do not think they mean what you think they mean. . . . .
#57 Hammy
I doubt that it is uncomfortable. If you don’t see the fetus as human, you prolly don’t see the female fetus as a future woman.
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I can’t believe it’s been 35 years…
We’re
A
Couple
Of
Wild
And Crazy Guys!
#64 OK
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If so, Bobo is decidedly swishy.
That must have been BoBo I saw.
FWIW; I left Webster @ 5:45 and rolled in here @ 3:45 perzactly 10 hours, not great but OK. I came through rain, off and on all the way from Baton Rouge to Andalusia, it was clear about 70 % of the time. Bright a sunny here although it rained 2″ this morning, we’ll take it. Bought gas @ Bay… Read more »
#64 hamous
You and shannon gonna be coordinating your outfits?