2012 Earf Day Open Comments

I don’t know which is worse: holocaust deniers or global warming deniers. Both seem to be able to hide from the breathtakingly intuitively obvious truth.

You people need to get with the program and celebrate the wonder that is our mother Earth.

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  1. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Headed to La Grange in my V8 powered SUV to volunteer. I forgot about earth day… perhaps I should have started riding my Huffy yesterday morning. 🙂

    Shannon, don’t run over any cyclists in your neck of the woods today.

  2. TexMo Avatar
    TexMo

    Headed to La Grange in my V8 powered SUV to volunteer. I forgot about earth day… perhaps I should have started riding my Huffy yesterday morning. 🙂
    Shannon, don’t run over any cyclists in your neck of the woods today.

  3. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    I pledge to do my part today by pulling up Ruellia to stop its kudzu-like invasion of Mother Earf.

    That is all.

  4. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    I pledge to do my part today by pulling up Ruellia to stop its kudzu-like invasion of Mother Earf.
    That is all.

  5. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    G’Morning all

    Come on guys. Know what today is?

    Texas forces win at San Jacinto
    April 21, 1836

    On this day in 1836, Texas forces won the battle of San Jacinto, the concluding military event of the Texas Revolution. Facing General Santa Anna’s Mexican army of some 1,200 men encamped in what is now southeastern Harris County, General Sam Houston disposed his forces in battle order about 3:30 p.m., during siesta time. The Texans’ movements were screened by trees and the rising ground, and evidently Santa Anna had no lookouts posted. The Texan line sprang forward on the run with the cries “Remember the Alamo!” and “Remember Goliad!” The battle lasted but eighteen minutes. According to Houston’s official report, the casualties were 630 Mexicans killed and 730 taken prisoner. Against this, only nine of the 910 Texans were killed or mortally wounded and thirty were wounded less seriously.

  6. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    G’Morning all
    Come on guys. Know what today is?
    Texas forces win at San Jacinto
    April 21, 1836
    On this day in 1836, Texas forces won the battle of San Jacinto, the concluding military event of the Texas Revolution. Facing General Santa Anna’s Mexican army of some 1,200 men encamped in what is now southeastern Harris County, General Sam Houston disposed his forces in battle order about 3:30 p.m., during siesta time. The Texans’ movements were screened by trees and the rising ground, and evidently Santa Anna had no lookouts posted. The Texan line sprang forward on the run with the cries “Remember the Alamo!” and “Remember Goliad!” The battle lasted but eighteen minutes. According to Houston’s official report, the casualties were 630 Mexicans killed and 730 taken prisoner. Against this, only nine of the 910 Texans were killed or mortally wounded and thirty were wounded less seriously.

  7. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    the casualties were 630 Mexicans killed and 730 taken prisoner.

    Know why there wasn’t more?

    Santa Anna only had two cars.

  8. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    the casualties were 630 Mexicans killed and 730 taken prisoner.

    Know why there wasn’t more?
    Santa Anna only had two cars.

  9. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Overheard at the Alamo ;

    On that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up and walked from his bunk on the floor of the Alamo up to the observation post on the west wall.
    William B. Travis and Jim Bowie were up there already. The three gazed at the hordes of Mexicans moving steadily towards them.
    Davy turned to Bowie with a puzzled look on his face and said, “Jim, are we landscaping today?”

  10. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Overheard at the Alamo ;

    On that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up and walked from his bunk on the floor of the Alamo up to the observation post on the west wall.
    William B. Travis and Jim Bowie were up there already. The three gazed at the hordes of Mexicans moving steadily towards them.
    Davy turned to Bowie with a puzzled look on his face and said, “Jim, are we landscaping today?”

  11. phil Avatar
    phil

    A few of Fido Hussein Obumma’s favorite things.

    Favorite movie–Dog Day Afternoon

    Favorite group—Three Dog Night

    Favorite cartoon–Two Stupid Dogs

    Favorite lunch—–Hot dogs or corn dogs

    Favorite college team–Georgia Bulldogs

    Favorite saying—–Every dog has its day

    Favorite rapper—Snoop Doggy Dog

    Favorite TV show–Dog the Bounty Hunter

    Favorite wrestler was–The Junkyard Dog

    Favorite snack–Milk Bone Dog Biscuits

    Favorite drink—-Salty Dog

  12. phil Avatar
    phil

    A few of Fido Hussein Obumma’s favorite things.
    Favorite movie–Dog Day Afternoon
    Favorite group—Three Dog Night
    Favorite cartoon–Two Stupid Dogs
    Favorite lunch—–Hot dogs or corn dogs
    Favorite college team–Georgia Bulldogs
    Favorite saying—–Every dog has its day
    Favorite rapper—Snoop Doggy Dog
    Favorite TV show–Dog the Bounty Hunter
    Favorite wrestler was–The Junkyard Dog
    Favorite snack–Milk Bone Dog Biscuits
    Favorite drink—-Salty Dog

  13. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Well, it’s tough to admit a Republican financial program worked, but give credit to where it’s due.

    Although the initial 2008 legislation set aside $700 billion for the program, by March 2011 the Congressional Budget Office estimated that TARP would disburse about $430 billion and get back all but about $19 billion.

    This will provide an example of Republican response to future crisis.

  14. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Well, it’s tough to admit a Republican financial program worked, but give credit to where it’s due.

    Although the initial 2008 legislation set aside $700 billion for the program, by March 2011 the Congressional Budget Office estimated that TARP would disburse about $430 billion and get back all but about $19 billion.

    This will provide an example of Republican response to future crisis.

  15. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Given credit conditions at the time, General Motors and Chrysler would have faced certain liquidation had not TARP rescued them.

    No, they would have filed for bankruptcy, just like every other poorly-run corporation. Oh wait, they did that anyway.

    Post-restructuring, the industry has added 230,000 jobs, and sales are up 50 percent since 2009.

    Yeah, when you get to write off $80B, steal the company from the stockholders, and give ownership to the UAW and the federal government it’s pretty easy to cook the books.

    GM and Chrysler – the new Amtrak.

  16. Hamous Avatar

    Given credit conditions at the time, General Motors and Chrysler would have faced certain liquidation had not TARP rescued them.

    No, they would have filed for bankruptcy, just like every other poorly-run corporation. Oh wait, they did that anyway.

    Post-restructuring, the industry has added 230,000 jobs, and sales are up 50 percent since 2009.

    Yeah, when you get to write off $80B, steal the company from the stockholders, and give ownership to the UAW and the federal government it’s pretty easy to cook the books.
    GM and Chrysler – the new Amtrak.

  17. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    In the “nobody could have predicted this” department, state decides to drug test welfare recipients, state pays more to test recipients than the money they saved by disqualifying welfare recipients, but the did obtain a moral victory.

    Ushered in amid promises that it would save taxpayers money and deter drug users, a Florida law requiring drug tests for people who seek welfare benefits resulted in no direct savings, snared few drug users and had no effect on the number of applications, according to recently released state data.

  18. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    In the “nobody could have predicted this” department, state decides to drug test welfare recipients, state pays more to test recipients than the money they saved by disqualifying welfare recipients, but the did obtain a moral victory.

    Ushered in amid promises that it would save taxpayers money and deter drug users, a Florida law requiring drug tests for people who seek welfare benefits resulted in no direct savings, snared few drug users and had no effect on the number of applications, according to recently released state data.

  19. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Yeah, when you get to write off $80B, steal the company from the stockholders, and give ownership to the UAW and the federal government it’s pretty easy to cook the books.

    OK, I didn’t say the Republican plan was perfect. 😉

  20. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Yeah, when you get to write off $80B, steal the company from the stockholders, and give ownership to the UAW and the federal government it’s pretty easy to cook the books.

    OK, I didn’t say the Republican plan was perfect. 😉

  21. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    This is all strangely circuitous. Government regulation of financial markets failed miserably, but government actions helped put out the fire, albeit after badly burning the economy. It’s hard to applaud the fire department when it abetted the arsonists.

    There ya go.

    If our government doesn’t put in place the regulatory framework to deal with the inherent instability in financial markets, we’ll be back in the bailout business again before we know it.

    Oh, never mind. Government meddling, particularly congressional meddling in the housing financial market, is directly responsible for the recession. I know! Let’s let them meddle more!

  22. Hamous Avatar

    This is all strangely circuitous. Government regulation of financial markets failed miserably, but government actions helped put out the fire, albeit after badly burning the economy. It’s hard to applaud the fire department when it abetted the arsonists.

    There ya go.

    If our government doesn’t put in place the regulatory framework to deal with the inherent instability in financial markets, we’ll be back in the bailout business again before we know it.

    Oh, never mind. Government meddling, particularly congressional meddling in the housing financial market, is directly responsible for the recession. I know! Let’s let them meddle more!

  23. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Not a good week for Ted Nugent, he’s pleading guilty to illegally killing a black bear for his television show. Luckily the fine is less than he made from the show, so he’s good.

    Rocker and wildlife hunter Ted Nugent has agreed to plead guilty to transporting a black bear he illegally killed in southeast Alaska.
    Nugent made the admission in signing a plea agreement with federal prosecutors that was filed Friday in U.S. District Court.

    I can see why he’s a conservative republican icon.

  24. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Not a good week for Ted Nugent, he’s pleading guilty to illegally killing a black bear for his television show. Luckily the fine is less than he made from the show, so he’s good.

    Rocker and wildlife hunter Ted Nugent has agreed to plead guilty to transporting a black bear he illegally killed in southeast Alaska.
    Nugent made the admission in signing a plea agreement with federal prosecutors that was filed Friday in U.S. District Court.

    I can see why he’s a conservative republican icon.

  25. Dooood Avatar

    Last October, a mere 6 months ago, Bank of America, who this week severed their relationship with an American gun manufacturer and military vendor for political reasons, manuveured to shift their risk and debt into the lap of the American public with the approval of the Obama administration and the Federal Reserve.

    Bank of America’s latest bailout bigger than ever

    What, you thought the big banks were done leaning on taxpayers? Sure, Bank of America may have repaid the $45 billion it borrowed under the Troubled Asset Relief Program, but it’s a long way from standing on its own.

    Last month, the bank’s Merrill Lynch unit was hit by a credit downgrade. Moody’s Investors Service cut its rating to Baa1, three notches above junk status. Apparently, this concerned the counterparties for Merrill’s derivatives, who worried their collateral could be compromised if Merrill’s credit rating fell more. So, Bank of America shifted a portion — or perhaps all — of its $53 trillion in derivatives holdings to its retail bank.

    That way, the derivatives can be backstopped by the bank’s $1 trillion in deposits — deposits that are insured by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. The FDIC, of course, has objected to the move because it would be on the hook if something went wrong. The Federal Reserve, which is concerned with bank soundness rather than depositor exposure, supports the move.

  26. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Last October, a mere 6 months ago, Bank of America, who this week severed their relationship with an American gun manufacturer and military vendor for political reasons, manuveured to shift their risk and debt into the lap of the American public with the approval of the Obama administration and the Federal Reserve.

    Bank of America’s latest bailout bigger than ever
    What, you thought the big banks were done leaning on taxpayers? Sure, Bank of America may have repaid the $45 billion it borrowed under the Troubled Asset Relief Program, but it’s a long way from standing on its own.
    Last month, the bank’s Merrill Lynch unit was hit by a credit downgrade. Moody’s Investors Service cut its rating to Baa1, three notches above junk status. Apparently, this concerned the counterparties for Merrill’s derivatives, who worried their collateral could be compromised if Merrill’s credit rating fell more. So, Bank of America shifted a portion — or perhaps all — of its $53 trillion in derivatives holdings to its retail bank.
    That way, the derivatives can be backstopped by the bank’s $1 trillion in deposits — deposits that are insured by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. The FDIC, of course, has objected to the move because it would be on the hook if something went wrong. The Federal Reserve, which is concerned with bank soundness rather than depositor exposure, supports the move.

  27. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Come on guys. Know what today is?

    Why yes I do. Its 4/21—International Surprise Drug Test Day.

  28. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Come on guys. Know what today is?

    Why yes I do. Its 4/21—International Surprise Drug Test Day.

  29. Dooood Avatar

    Lawrence Auster publishes the blog, View From the Right, and captured the essence of New York Times editorial style this week in a post about the deaths of Levon Helm and Dick Clark.

    Also, Dick Clark, the emperor of Rock ‘n’ Roll, is dead at 82. Notice the Times’ consistently condescending tone toward Clark throughout the obit, acknowledging his talent and success while always presenting it in a way to belittle him. I don’t carry any particular brief for Dick Clark, but it is to be observed that the Times, imitated by other liberal organs, has a highly developed technique of telling its readers, not through honest and clear speech, but through the subconceptual method of tone and word choice, of whom they should approve and especially of whom they should not approve. You might call it passive aggressive journalism—involving an aggression which the aggressor can deny.

    I really could not have put it better myself.

  30. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Lawrence Auster publishes the blog, View From the Right, and captured the essence of New York Times editorial style this week in a post about the deaths of Levon Helm and Dick Clark.

    Also, Dick Clark, the emperor of Rock ‘n’ Roll, is dead at 82. Notice the Times’ consistently condescending tone toward Clark throughout the obit, acknowledging his talent and success while always presenting it in a way to belittle him. I don’t carry any particular brief for Dick Clark, but it is to be observed that the Times, imitated by other liberal organs, has a highly developed technique of telling its readers, not through honest and clear speech, but through the subconceptual method of tone and word choice, of whom they should approve and especially of whom they should not approve. You might call it passive aggressive journalism—involving an aggression which the aggressor can deny.

    I really could not have put it better myself.

  31. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Arg, the Ruellia won today. Turned out we only got 0.5″ rain all day yesterday, which wasn’t enough to deeply soak my “butterfly garden”. I contented myself by digging up vines that were starting to grow up the back fence. I hope Gaia approves!
    /not really

  32. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Arg, the Ruellia won today. Turned out we only got 0.5″ rain all day yesterday, which wasn’t enough to deeply soak my “butterfly garden”. I contented myself by digging up vines that were starting to grow up the back fence. I hope Gaia approves!
    /not really

  33. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    The Republicans should have let them go under.

    Oh well, keep on electing them. 😉

  34. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    The Republicans should have let them go under.
    Oh well, keep on electing them. 😉

  35. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Are these the tall Ruellia or the short ones?

    One of the reasons these guys are so spreadalicious is that the seeds are propagated by exploding seed pods. If you water a stand of these guys after a couple weeks of drought, you’ll hear a snapping sound as the seed pods swell unevenly and fly apart with a snap. It entertains the kids.

    Our garden was invaded by dayflowers which cannot be eradicated.

  36. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Are these the tall Ruellia or the short ones?
    One of the reasons these guys are so spreadalicious is that the seeds are propagated by exploding seed pods. If you water a stand of these guys after a couple weeks of drought, you’ll hear a snapping sound as the seed pods swell unevenly and fly apart with a snap. It entertains the kids.
    Our garden was invaded by dayflowers which cannot be eradicated.

  37. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    9 shamaal says:
    April 21, 2012 at 10:09 am
    In the “nobody could have predicted this” department, state decides to drug test welfare recipients, state pays more to test recipients than the money they saved by disqualifying welfare recipients, but the did obtain a moral victory.

    Hmmmmmm—

    From July through October in Florida — the four months when testing took place before Judge Scriven’s order — 2.6 percent of the state’s cash assistance applicants failed the drug test, or 108 of 4,086, according to the figures from the state obtained by the group. The most common reason was marijuana use. An additional 40 people canceled the tests without taking them.

    So what you’re saying is that after four months of testing, we have enough information on how sucessful the program is going to be.

    But after nearly four years of Unemployment over 8%, doubling of the National Debt, lowering of the National Credit Rating, the passage of no National Budget in three years, we need to give Obama another four years because his program will ultimately be successful.

    Got it.

  38. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    9 shamaal says:
    April 21, 2012 at 10:09 am
    In the “nobody could have predicted this” department, state decides to drug test welfare recipients, state pays more to test recipients than the money they saved by disqualifying welfare recipients, but the did obtain a moral victory.

    Hmmmmmm—

    From July through October in Florida — the four months when testing took place before Judge Scriven’s order — 2.6 percent of the state’s cash assistance applicants failed the drug test, or 108 of 4,086, according to the figures from the state obtained by the group. The most common reason was marijuana use. An additional 40 people canceled the tests without taking them.

    So what you’re saying is that after four months of testing, we have enough information on how sucessful the program is going to be.
    But after nearly four years of Unemployment over 8%, doubling of the National Debt, lowering of the National Credit Rating, the passage of no National Budget in three years, we need to give Obama another four years because his program will ultimately be successful.
    Got it.

  39. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    My apologies if posted earlier

    Andrew Breitbart died of natural causes with no signs of illicit or prescription drugs in his body and his blood alcohol level at 0.4 percent — a negligible amount and the result, no doubt, of him enjoying some wine at a bar near his home about an hour before his unexpected death.

    Imagine, if he had only followed the First Lady’s (and others) advice on nutritional eating, he’d still be posting poorly edited videos instead of increasing cholesterol levels among the annelids.

  40. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    My apologies if posted earlier

    Andrew Breitbart died of natural causes with no signs of illicit or prescription drugs in his body and his blood alcohol level at 0.4 percent — a negligible amount and the result, no doubt, of him enjoying some wine at a bar near his home about an hour before his unexpected death.

    Imagine, if he had only followed the First Lady’s (and others) advice on nutritional eating, he’d still be posting poorly edited videos instead of increasing cholesterol levels among the annelids.

  41. bob42 Avatar

    #9 Shamaal, when Florida Gov. Voldemort and his merry band of immoral whack jobs in the lege proudly announced their constitutionally offensive episode of acute cerebral flatulence, I correctly predicted the outcome; a waste of money that would do no good, but would energize their base, who hang their chads based on fallacious stereotypes that are intentionally promoted by politicians.

    I also obtained a case of USPS approved specimen mailing kits, as well as the addresses of the more vocal authoritarians that touted the new law. I figure if they wanted some wiss, I’d do my patriotic duty and volunteer. 🙂

    I’m not sure if I have enough mailing kits left over for for when Texas republican politicians inevitably climb aboard that brain dead bandwagon. No worries, I can get more.

  42. bob42 Avatar

    #9 Shamaal, when Florida Gov. Voldemort and his merry band of immoral whack jobs in the lege proudly announced their constitutionally offensive episode of acute cerebral flatulence, I correctly predicted the outcome; a waste of money that would do no good, but would energize their base, who hang their chads based on fallacious stereotypes that are intentionally promoted by politicians.
    I also obtained a case of USPS approved specimen mailing kits, as well as the addresses of the more vocal authoritarians that touted the new law. I figure if they wanted some wiss, I’d do my patriotic duty and volunteer. 🙂
    I’m not sure if I have enough mailing kits left over for for when Texas republican politicians inevitably climb aboard that brain dead bandwagon. No worries, I can get more.

  43. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    I’d be curious if in this Obama economy, are the welfare rolls maxed out with waiting lines?
    In other words if one recipient is disqualified for failing a drug test, does the spot immediately fill up? If so, no program is going to reduce the amount of recipients other than ousting the Oval Office Occupier.

    Also, in the interest of fairness, do the drug tests come with a weeks notice?

  44. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    I’d be curious if in this Obama economy, are the welfare rolls maxed out with waiting lines?
    In other words if one recipient is disqualified for failing a drug test, does the spot immediately fill up? If so, no program is going to reduce the amount of recipients other than ousting the Oval Office Occupier.
    Also, in the interest of fairness, do the drug tests come with a weeks notice?

  45. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    So what you’re saying is that after four months of testing, we have enough information on how successful the program is going to be.

    No, read slowly and carefully, the results show us how successful the program was. Just as 8 years of Republican rule show us how successful their policies were.

    Get it.

  46. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    So what you’re saying is that after four months of testing, we have enough information on how successful the program is going to be.

    No, read slowly and carefully, the results show us how successful the program was. Just as 8 years of Republican rule show us how successful their policies were.
    Get it.

  47. Hamous Avatar

    Pyro:

    I don’t know which is worse: holocaust deniers or global warming deniers ADVOCATES.

    I think that makes more sense.

  48. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Pyro:

    I don’t know which is worse: holocaust deniers or global warming deniers ADVOCATES.

    I think that makes more sense.

  49. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    No, read slowly and carefully, the results show us how successful the program was. Just as 8 years of Republican rule show us how successful their policies were.

    Get it.

    Gas at $1.79 a gallon. Unemployment at 5.3%. National Debt half what it is now. 17 million less children on Food Stamps.

    Yah. We sure don’t want to go back to when people had money and everybody had a job.

    Thanks for helping me with that.

  50. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    No, read slowly and carefully, the results show us how successful the program was. Just as 8 years of Republican rule show us how successful their policies were.
    Get it.

    Gas at $1.79 a gallon. Unemployment at 5.3%. National Debt half what it is now. 17 million less children on Food Stamps.
    Yah. We sure don’t want to go back to when people had money and everybody had a job.
    Thanks for helping me with that.

  51. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Dang.

    I jest plain fergot that we’re ever so much better today than we were four years ago.

    Thank you Obama, may I have another?

  52. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Dang.
    I jest plain fergot that we’re ever so much better today than we were four years ago.
    Thank you Obama, may I have another?

  53. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Unemployment rate in February of 2009 was 8.3%, up from 4.5% in 2007. And the rest of your stats suffer from the same lack of truthiness.

    We have the innernets now.

  54. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Unemployment rate in February of 2009 was 8.3%, up from 4.5% in 2007. And the rest of your stats suffer from the same lack of truthiness.
    We have the innernets now.

  55. Hamous Avatar

    Sarge is wraslin with a pig in the mud, that’s funny! Sarge is gettin dirty and the pig is enjoying it.

  56. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Sarge is wraslin with a pig in the mud, that’s funny! Sarge is gettin dirty and the pig is enjoying it.

  57. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    Yesterday I had an ambulance blow by me about 50 through a school zone, swerving and dodging all of us trying to get out of his way. I didn’t know cops and emergency vehicles weren’t subject to school zone speeds, do the little chillrens just know they aren’t allowed to run in front of them? Seriously though, the the last thing the ambulance driver and those of us avoiding him were doing was looking out for kids.

  58. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Yesterday I had an ambulance blow by me about 50 through a school zone, swerving and dodging all of us trying to get out of his way. I didn’t know cops and emergency vehicles weren’t subject to school zone speeds, do the little chillrens just know they aren’t allowed to run in front of them? Seriously though, the the last thing the ambulance driver and those of us avoiding him were doing was looking out for kids.

  59. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Speaking of truthiness

    Bishop Jenky has a spokeswoman explain his remarks regarding the President of the United States and similarity to fascist regimes

    “Based upon the current government’s threatened infringement upon the Church’s religious exercise of its ministry, Bishop Jenky offered historical context and comparisons as a means to prevent a repetition of historical attacks upon the Catholic Church and other religions,” said Patricia Gibson, chancellor of the Peoria Diocese.
    “Bishop Jenky gave several examples of times in history in which religious groups were persecuted because of what they believed,” Gibson said. “We certainly have not reached the same level of persecution. However, history teaches us to be cautious once we start down the path of limiting religious liberty.”

    These guys have spokeswomen? Only men can interpret God for the masses and, I guess, women interpret men for the masses.

  60. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Speaking of truthiness
    Bishop Jenky has a spokeswoman explain his remarks regarding the President of the United States and similarity to fascist regimes

    “Based upon the current government’s threatened infringement upon the Church’s religious exercise of its ministry, Bishop Jenky offered historical context and comparisons as a means to prevent a repetition of historical attacks upon the Catholic Church and other religions,” said Patricia Gibson, chancellor of the Peoria Diocese.
    “Bishop Jenky gave several examples of times in history in which religious groups were persecuted because of what they believed,” Gibson said. “We certainly have not reached the same level of persecution. However, history teaches us to be cautious once we start down the path of limiting religious liberty.”

    These guys have spokeswomen? Only men can interpret God for the masses and, I guess, women interpret men for the masses.

  61. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    We shoulda got W out of there before Febuary ’09.

  62. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    We shoulda got W out of there before Febuary ’09.

  63. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    I don’t think Sarge minds getting a little muddy.

  64. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    I don’t think Sarge minds getting a little muddy.

  65. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Okalie dokalie! Let’s look at the record:

    January 2009 unemployment – 7.8%
    January 2012 unemployment – 8.3%

    January 2009 gasoline prices – $1.84
    April 2012 gasoline prices – $3.94

    January 2009 National debt – $10,699,804,864,612.13
    April 2012 National debt – $15,614,994,767,843.32

    Yes we canine!

  66. Hamous Avatar

    Okalie dokalie! Let’s look at the record:
    January 2009 unemployment – 7.8%
    January 2012 unemployment – 8.3%
    January 2009 gasoline prices – $1.84
    April 2012 gasoline prices – $3.94
    January 2009 National debt – $10,699,804,864,612.13
    April 2012 National debt – $15,614,994,767,843.32
    Yes we canine!

  67. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    He’s off rewriting history now while I’m off with Gypsy.
    Just keep in mind history did not exist prior to 20 January 2009, it was all myth. 😉

  68. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    He’s off rewriting history now while I’m off with Gypsy.
    Just keep in mind history did not exist prior to 20 January 2009, it was all myth. 😉

  69. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    #28 – BC for SHAME

    Insulting all those widdle pigs!

  70. Katfish Avatar

    #28 – BC for SHAME
    Insulting all those widdle pigs!

  71. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Republicans declare war on women!
    Paul Ryan wants to push granny off a cliff!
    One percenters don’t pay their fair share!
    If I had a son, Republican crackers would want to shoot him!
    Mitt Romney is a polygamist!
    Republicans declare war on poor people!

  72. Hamous Avatar

    Republicans declare war on women!
    Paul Ryan wants to push granny off a cliff!
    One percenters don’t pay their fair share!
    If I had a son, Republican crackers would want to shoot him!
    Mitt Romney is a polygamist!
    Republicans declare war on poor people!

  73. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Shempy is already parroting the Democrat Re-election Message.

    Might want to tell your contacts at the DNC that’s the national flag of the Netherlands.

  74. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Shempy is already parroting the Democrat Re-election Message.
    Might want to tell your contacts at the DNC that’s the national flag of the Netherlands.

  75. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    27 shamaal says:
    April 21, 2012 at 11:21 am
    Unemployment rate in February of 2009 was 8.3%, up from 4.5% in 2007. And the rest of your stats suffer from the same lack of truthiness.

    We have the innernets now.

    Well, go ahead and post the exact stats. Last time I played this game with one of your guys he corrected me to say that Construction Unemployment was “only” 17.9% after I said it was 20.

    Go ahead. Be PROUD of those numbers.

    Correct the Hell out of me.

  76. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    27 shamaal says:
    April 21, 2012 at 11:21 am
    Unemployment rate in February of 2009 was 8.3%, up from 4.5% in 2007. And the rest of your stats suffer from the same lack of truthiness.
    We have the innernets now.

    Well, go ahead and post the exact stats. Last time I played this game with one of your guys he corrected me to say that Construction Unemployment was “only” 17.9% after I said it was 20.
    Go ahead. Be PROUD of those numbers.
    Correct the Hell out of me.

  77. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Number of persons receiving food stamps:

    January 2009 – 31,983,716
    January 2012 – 46,449,850

    Hey, I think I see a way out of this for Barry:

    Estimated number of cats and dogs entering shelters each year:

    6-8 million (HSUS estimate)

  78. Hamous Avatar

    Number of persons receiving food stamps:
    January 2009 – 31,983,716
    January 2012 – 46,449,850
    Hey, I think I see a way out of this for Barry:

    Estimated number of cats and dogs entering shelters each year:
    6-8 million (HSUS estimate)

  79. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    29 GJT says:
    April 21, 2012 at 11:24 am

    Yesterday I had an ambulance blow by me about 50 through a school zone, swerving and dodging all of us trying to get out of his way. I didn’t know cops and emergency vehicles weren’t subject to school zone

    They not supposed to. While the law allows them to speed, it does not allow them to endanger life or property. Texas law reads: (emphasis mine)

    TRANSPORTATION CODE
    TITLE 7. VEHICLES AND TRAFFIC
    SUBTITLE C. RULES OF THE ROAD
    CHAPTER 546. OPERATION OF AUTHORIZED EMERGENCY VEHICLES AND CERTAIN OTHER VEHICLES

    SUBCHAPTER A. AUTHORIZED EMERGENCY VEHICLES

    Sec. 546.001. PERMISSIBLE CONDUCT. In operating an authorized emergency vehicle the operator may:
    (1) park or stand, irrespective of another provision of this subtitle;
    (2) proceed past a red or stop signal or stop sign, after slowing as necessary for safe operation;

    (3) exceed a maximum speed limit, except as provided by an ordinance adopted under Section 545.365, as long as the operator does not endanger life or property;

    and
    (4) disregard a regulation governing the direction of movement or turning in specified directions.

    Sec. 545.365. SPEED LIMIT EXCEPTION FOR EMERGENCIES; MUNICIPAL REGULATION. (a) The regulation of the speed of a vehicle under this subchapter does not apply to:
    (1) an authorized emergency vehicle responding to a call;
    (2) a police patrol; or
    (3) a physician or ambulance responding to an emergency call.
    (b) A municipality by ordinance may regulate the speed of:
    (1) an ambulance;
    (2) an emergency medical services vehicle; or
    (3) an authorized vehicle operated by a blood or tissue bank.

  80. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    29 GJT says:
    April 21, 2012 at 11:24 am
    Yesterday I had an ambulance blow by me about 50 through a school zone, swerving and dodging all of us trying to get out of his way. I didn’t know cops and emergency vehicles weren’t subject to school zone

    They not supposed to. While the law allows them to speed, it does not allow them to endanger life or property. Texas law reads: (emphasis mine)
    TRANSPORTATION CODE
    TITLE 7. VEHICLES AND TRAFFIC
    SUBTITLE C. RULES OF THE ROAD
    CHAPTER 546. OPERATION OF AUTHORIZED EMERGENCY VEHICLES AND CERTAIN OTHER VEHICLES
    SUBCHAPTER A. AUTHORIZED EMERGENCY VEHICLES
    Sec. 546.001. PERMISSIBLE CONDUCT. In operating an authorized emergency vehicle the operator may:
    (1) park or stand, irrespective of another provision of this subtitle;
    (2) proceed past a red or stop signal or stop sign, after slowing as necessary for safe operation;

    (3) exceed a maximum speed limit, except as provided by an ordinance adopted under Section 545.365, as long as the operator does not endanger life or property;

    and
    (4) disregard a regulation governing the direction of movement or turning in specified directions.
    Sec. 545.365. SPEED LIMIT EXCEPTION FOR EMERGENCIES; MUNICIPAL REGULATION. (a) The regulation of the speed of a vehicle under this subchapter does not apply to:
    (1) an authorized emergency vehicle responding to a call;
    (2) a police patrol; or
    (3) a physician or ambulance responding to an emergency call.
    (b) A municipality by ordinance may regulate the speed of:
    (1) an ambulance;
    (2) an emergency medical services vehicle; or
    (3) an authorized vehicle operated by a blood or tissue bank.

  81. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Sarge and Shammy

    Here’s the numbers. Y’all go off somewhere else to fight about them.

    Labor Force Statistics from the Current Population Survey
    Original Data Value

    Series Id: LNS14000000
    Seasonally Adjusted
    Series title: (Seas) Unemployment Rate
    Labor force status: Unemployment rate
    Type of data: Percent or rate
    Age: 16 years and over
    Years: 2002 to 2012

    Year Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
    2002 5.7 5.7 5.7 5.9 5.8 5.8 5.8 5.7 5.7 5.7 5.9 6.0
    2003 5.8 5.9 5.9 6.0 6.1 6.3 6.2 6.1 6.1 6.0 5.8 5.7
    2004 5.7 5.6 5.8 5.6 5.6 5.6 5.5 5.4 5.4 5.5 5.4 5.4
    2005 5.3 5.4 5.2 5.2 5.1 5.0 5.0 4.9 5.0 5.0 5.0 4.9
    2006 4.7 4.8 4.7 4.7 4.6 4.6 4.7 4.7 4.5 4.4 4.5 4.4
    2007 4.6 4.5 4.4 4.5 4.4 4.6 4.7 4.6 4.7 4.7 4.7 5.0
    2008 5.0 4.9 5.1 5.0 5.4 5.6 5.8 6.1 6.1 6.5 6.8 7.3
    2009 7.8 8.3 8.7 8.9 9.4 9.5 9.5 9.6 9.8 10.0 9.9 9.9
    2010 9.7 9.8 9.8 9.9 9.6 9.4 9.5 9.6 9.5 9.5 9.8 9.4
    2011 9.1 9.0 8.9 9.0 9.0 9.1 9.1 9.1 9.0 8.9 8.7 8.5
    2012 8.3 8.3 8.2

  82. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    Sarge and Shammy
    Here’s the numbers. Y’all go off somewhere else to fight about them.

    Labor Force Statistics from the Current Population Survey
    Original Data Value
    Series Id: LNS14000000
    Seasonally Adjusted
    Series title: (Seas) Unemployment Rate
    Labor force status: Unemployment rate
    Type of data: Percent or rate
    Age: 16 years and over
    Years: 2002 to 2012
    Year Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
    2002 5.7 5.7 5.7 5.9 5.8 5.8 5.8 5.7 5.7 5.7 5.9 6.0
    2003 5.8 5.9 5.9 6.0 6.1 6.3 6.2 6.1 6.1 6.0 5.8 5.7
    2004 5.7 5.6 5.8 5.6 5.6 5.6 5.5 5.4 5.4 5.5 5.4 5.4
    2005 5.3 5.4 5.2 5.2 5.1 5.0 5.0 4.9 5.0 5.0 5.0 4.9
    2006 4.7 4.8 4.7 4.7 4.6 4.6 4.7 4.7 4.5 4.4 4.5 4.4
    2007 4.6 4.5 4.4 4.5 4.4 4.6 4.7 4.6 4.7 4.7 4.7 5.0
    2008 5.0 4.9 5.1 5.0 5.4 5.6 5.8 6.1 6.1 6.5 6.8 7.3
    2009 7.8 8.3 8.7 8.9 9.4 9.5 9.5 9.6 9.8 10.0 9.9 9.9
    2010 9.7 9.8 9.8 9.9 9.6 9.4 9.5 9.6 9.5 9.5 9.8 9.4
    2011 9.1 9.0 8.9 9.0 9.0 9.1 9.1 9.1 9.0 8.9 8.7 8.5
    2012 8.3 8.3 8.2

  83. Hamous Avatar

    #37 (now the dirty) Sarge: from your linkie:

    The chance of repealing Obamacare if Obama gets reelected: 0%

    The chance of repealing Obamacare if Romney is elected: >0%

    The chance of Cass Sunstein and Harold Koh becoming Supreme Court Justices if Obama gets reelected: >0%

    The chance of Cass Sunstein and Harold Koh becoming Supreme Court Justices if Romney gets elected: 0%

    The chance of entitlement reform if Obama is reelected:0%

    The chance of entitlement reform if Romney is elected: >0%.

    The chance of a balanced budget if Obama is reelected: 0%.

    The chance of a balanced budget if Romney is elected: >0%.

    You are either with Obama and the Progs or you are against them. It’s that simple.

    I must say the person who wrote this nailed it pretty well.

  84. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #37 (now the dirty) Sarge: from your linkie:

    The chance of repealing Obamacare if Obama gets reelected: 0%
    The chance of repealing Obamacare if Romney is elected: >0%
    The chance of Cass Sunstein and Harold Koh becoming Supreme Court Justices if Obama gets reelected: >0%
    The chance of Cass Sunstein and Harold Koh becoming Supreme Court Justices if Romney gets elected: 0%
    The chance of entitlement reform if Obama is reelected:0%
    The chance of entitlement reform if Romney is elected: >0%.
    The chance of a balanced budget if Obama is reelected: 0%.
    The chance of a balanced budget if Romney is elected: >0%.
    You are either with Obama and the Progs or you are against them. It’s that simple.

    I must say the person who wrote this nailed it pretty well.

  85. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    But hey.

    I was off by a couple of percentage points.

  86. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    But hey.
    I was off by a couple of percentage points.

  87. bob42 Avatar

    #36 Hamous, you forgot one: Republicans declare war on science.

    BATON ROUGE – An effort to repeal a Louisiana law that allows teachers to introduce alternatives to evolution in science classrooms has been rejected by a Senate committee.

    Zach Kopplin, a Baton Rouge native and a freshman at Rice University, has now twice lost his fight to repeal the Louisiana Science Education Act adopted in 2008. He says the law harms the state’s image and allows the teaching of “pseudo-science.”

    His position is supported by 78 Nobel Prize Laureates from around the world who write letters supporting his efforts.

    Or as Rush Limbaugh fans put it, “Dang them interlekchul eleets!

  88. bob42 Avatar

    #36 Hamous, you forgot one: Republicans declare war on science.

    BATON ROUGE – An effort to repeal a Louisiana law that allows teachers to introduce alternatives to evolution in science classrooms has been rejected by a Senate committee.
    Zach Kopplin, a Baton Rouge native and a freshman at Rice University, has now twice lost his fight to repeal the Louisiana Science Education Act adopted in 2008. He says the law harms the state’s image and allows the teaching of “pseudo-science.”
    His position is supported by 78 Nobel Prize Laureates from around the world who write letters supporting his efforts.

    Or as Rush Limbaugh fans put it, “Dang them interlekchul eleets!

  89. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Hamous, you forgot one: Republicans declare war on science.

    Bummer for you:

    A bill (SB561) named the “Louisiana Academic Freedom Act,” was prefiled on March 21, 2008 in the Louisiana Senate by the Education Committee chair, Ben Nevers, a Bogalusa Democrat.

  90. Hamous Avatar

    Hamous, you forgot one: Republicans declare war on science.

    Bummer for you:

    A bill (SB561) named the “Louisiana Academic Freedom Act,” was prefiled on March 21, 2008 in the Louisiana Senate by the Education Committee chair, Ben Nevers, a Bogalusa Democrat.

  91. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    And now, here’s the text of the horrible anti-science law:

    Section 1. R.S. 17:285.1 is hereby enacted to read as follows:

    §285.1. Science education; development of critical thinking skills

    A. This Section shall be known and may be cited as the “Louisiana Science Education Act.”

    B.
    (1) The State Board of Elementary and Secondary Education, upon request of a city, parish, or other local public school board, shall allow and assist teachers, principals, and other school administrators to create and foster an environment within public elementary and secondary schools that promotes critical thinking skills, logical analysis, and open and objective discussion of scientific theories being studied including, but not limited to, evolution, the origins of life, global warming, and human cloning.
    (2) Such assistance shall include support and guidance for teachers regarding effective ways to help students understand, analyze, critique, and objectively review scientific theories being studied, including those enumerated in Paragraph (1) of this Subsection.

    C. A teacher shall teach the material presented in the standard textbook supplied by the school system and thereafter may use supplemental textbooks and other instructionalmaterials to help students understand, analyze, critique, and review scientific theories in an objective manner, as permitted by the city, parish, or other local public school board.

    D. This Section shall not be construed to promote any religious doctrine, promote discrimination for or against a particular set of religious beliefs, or promote discrimination for or against religion or nonreligion.

    E. The State Board of Elementary and Secondary Education and each city, parish, or other local public school board shall adopt and promulgate the rules and regulations necessary to implement the provisions of this Section prior to the beginning of the 2008-2009 school year.

    Only authoritarian atheists trying to indoctrinate our kids would find “critical thinking skills, logical analysis, and open and objective discussion of scientific theories being studied including, but not limited to, evolution, the origins of life, global warming, and human cloning” a bad thing.

  92. Hamous Avatar

    And now, here’s the text of the horrible anti-science law:

    Section 1. R.S. 17:285.1 is hereby enacted to read as follows:
    §285.1. Science education; development of critical thinking skills
    A. This Section shall be known and may be cited as the “Louisiana Science Education Act.”
    B.
    (1) The State Board of Elementary and Secondary Education, upon request of a city, parish, or other local public school board, shall allow and assist teachers, principals, and other school administrators to create and foster an environment within public elementary and secondary schools that promotes critical thinking skills, logical analysis, and open and objective discussion of scientific theories being studied including, but not limited to, evolution, the origins of life, global warming, and human cloning.
    (2) Such assistance shall include support and guidance for teachers regarding effective ways to help students understand, analyze, critique, and objectively review scientific theories being studied, including those enumerated in Paragraph (1) of this Subsection.
    C. A teacher shall teach the material presented in the standard textbook supplied by the school system and thereafter may use supplemental textbooks and other instructionalmaterials to help students understand, analyze, critique, and review scientific theories in an objective manner, as permitted by the city, parish, or other local public school board.
    D. This Section shall not be construed to promote any religious doctrine, promote discrimination for or against a particular set of religious beliefs, or promote discrimination for or against religion or nonreligion.
    E. The State Board of Elementary and Secondary Education and each city, parish, or other local public school board shall adopt and promulgate the rules and regulations necessary to implement the provisions of this Section prior to the beginning of the 2008-2009 school year.

    Only authoritarian atheists trying to indoctrinate our kids would find “critical thinking skills, logical analysis, and open and objective discussion of scientific theories being studied including, but not limited to, evolution, the origins of life, global warming, and human cloning” a bad thing.

  93. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Vote Democrat.

    We’re not Republuicans.

    A Message For America!

  94. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Vote Democrat.
    We’re not Republuicans.
    A Message For America!

  95. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Ban open and objective discussions in the classroom!

    Yeah, stick with that tactic, Bobo. It’s a keeper!

  96. Hamous Avatar

    Ban open and objective discussions in the classroom!
    Yeah, stick with that tactic, Bobo. It’s a keeper!

  97. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    You’ve got to understand, Hammie.

    Republicans are extremists.

    Unlike the people who think that unemployment over 8% for three years is a good thing that needs to continue.

  98. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    You’ve got to understand, Hammie.
    Republicans are extremists.
    Unlike the people who think that unemployment over 8% for three years is a good thing that needs to continue.

  99. Katfish Avatar

    An effort to repeal a Louisiana law that allows teachers to introduce alternatives to evolution in science classrooms

    Wow. I had no idea how authoritarian they were. They actually allow something?

  100. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    An effort to repeal a Louisiana law that allows teachers to introduce alternatives to evolution in science classrooms

    Wow. I had no idea how authoritarian they were. They actually allow something?

  101. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Wow. I had no idea how authoritarian they were. They actually allow something?

    Of course they do, they allow lawsuits.

    On February 21, 2006, the newly elected Dover Area School Board voted, unanimously with one abstention, to pay $1,000,011 in legal fees and damages due to the parents and their lawyers as a result of the verdict in the case, a large sum of money for a small district. The previous school board had been offered the opportunity to rescind its policy, and avoid paying legal fees, immediately after the lawsuit was filed in 2004, but it declined.

  102. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Wow. I had no idea how authoritarian they were. They actually allow something?

    Of course they do, they allow lawsuits.

    On February 21, 2006, the newly elected Dover Area School Board voted, unanimously with one abstention, to pay $1,000,011 in legal fees and damages due to the parents and their lawyers as a result of the verdict in the case, a large sum of money for a small district. The previous school board had been offered the opportunity to rescind its policy, and avoid paying legal fees, immediately after the lawsuit was filed in 2004, but it declined.

  103. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Wow.

    Wikipedia.

    That there is some impressive google fu.

  104. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Wow.
    Wikipedia.
    That there is some impressive google fu.

  105. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Wow.

    Wikipedia.

    That there is some impressive google fu.

    Ummm—maybe not.

    50 wagonburner says:
    April 21, 2012 at 1:11 pm
    An effort to repeal a Louisiana law that allows teachers to introduce alternatives to evolution in science classrooms

    Wow. I had no idea how authoritarian they were. They actually allow something?

    Eleven parents of students in Dover, York County, Pennsylvania, near the city of York, sued the Dover Area School District

  106. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Wow.
    Wikipedia.
    That there is some impressive google fu.

    Ummm—maybe not.

    50 wagonburner says:
    April 21, 2012 at 1:11 pm
    An effort to repeal a Louisiana law that allows teachers to introduce alternatives to evolution in science classrooms
    Wow. I had no idea how authoritarian they were. They actually allow something?

    Eleven parents of students in Dover, York County, Pennsylvania, near the city of York, sued the Dover Area School District

  107. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Shemp’s geography is about as good as his politics.

  108. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Shemp’s geography is about as good as his politics.

  109. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    I have no objection to Hamous’ use of Wikipedia, if there is an objection to a fact, feel free to say so.

    Yeah right, serge and facts. Shoot, now I gotta dry off my keyboard.

  110. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    I have no objection to Hamous’ use of Wikipedia, if there is an objection to a fact, feel free to say so.
    Yeah right, serge and facts. Shoot, now I gotta dry off my keyboard.

  111. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Huh?

    Dude, you’re going to have to turn on more than one brain cell, Kitzmiller v. Dover Area School District was two years before Louisiana passed their law.
    [There are two dozen lawsuits in as many states where school districts pay out the nose for forcing their goofy ideas on science down the throats of the citizenry who pay taxes.

    Google’s you friend.]

  112. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Huh?
    Dude, you’re going to have to turn on more than one brain cell, Kitzmiller v. Dover Area School District was two years before Louisiana passed their law.
    [There are two dozen lawsuits in as many states where school districts pay out the nose for forcing their goofy ideas on science down the throats of the citizenry who pay taxes.
    Google’s you friend.]

  113. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    1. Wagonburner comments on the “authoritarians” in Louisiana “allowing” something.
    2. In sideways agreement meant to somehow make your lost argument, you introduce some nonsense about Dover Area School District.
    3. Dover Area School District is not in Louisiana.

    Sounds very familiar:

    Cochran Shamaal: Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

    Gerald Broflovski: Damn it! … He’s using the Chewbacca defense!

    Cochran Shamaal: Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I’m a lawyer defending a major record company, and I’m talkin’ about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you’re in that jury room deliberatin’ and conjugatin’ the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

  114. Hamous Avatar

    1. Wagonburner comments on the “authoritarians” in Louisiana “allowing” something.
    2. In sideways agreement meant to somehow make your lost argument, you introduce some nonsense about Dover Area School District.
    3. Dover Area School District is not in Louisiana.
    Sounds very familiar:

    Cochran Shamaal: Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
    Gerald Broflovski: Damn it! … He’s using the Chewbacca defense!
    Cochran Shamaal: Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I’m a lawyer defending a major record company, and I’m talkin’ about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you’re in that jury room deliberatin’ and conjugatin’ the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

  115. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    1. Hamous comments and cites Wikipedia entry on Academic Freedom Bills
    2. Shamaal points out liability hazards to local school boards from screwball legislation using Hamous cite
    3. Hamous cites funny scene from South Park in attempt to divert attention and alleviate tension
    4. Hamous is good moderator

    We’ll ignore Serge’s temporal challenges.

  116. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    1. Hamous comments and cites Wikipedia entry on Academic Freedom Bills
    2. Shamaal points out liability hazards to local school boards from screwball legislation using Hamous cite
    3. Hamous cites funny scene from South Park in attempt to divert attention and alleviate tension
    4. Hamous is good moderator
    We’ll ignore Serge’s temporal challenges.

  117. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    One more reason to avoid Australia

    ut the Cairns man was in disbelief after witnessing a golden orb spider slowly attempt to eat a brown tree snake at a mate’s place in Freshwater yesterday afternoon.

  118. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    One more reason to avoid Australia

    ut the Cairns man was in disbelief after witnessing a golden orb spider slowly attempt to eat a brown tree snake at a mate’s place in Freshwater yesterday afternoon.

  119. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    We’ll ignore Serge’s temporal challenges.

    Nothing in comparison to the vaccum between your temporal lobes.

  120. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    We’ll ignore Serge’s temporal challenges.

    Nothing in comparison to the vaccum between your temporal lobes.

  121. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    This is interesting, group claims that one minute they are female and next minute they are male, it must be difficult to buy underwear.

    ‘Our gender shifts by the hour’: Incredible claim of group who suffer from ‘phantom genitalia’

    This may explain Conservative dissociative identity disorder. That’s the disorder where one’s philosophy changes depending on the party in power. You know ………. fiscal responsibility is high priority under Clinton and Obama, not so important under Bush and Reagan. It would be related to this phenomena through the same link, one minute you have gonads and the next minute you’re voting for Romney. 😉

  122. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    This is interesting, group claims that one minute they are female and next minute they are male, it must be difficult to buy underwear.

    ‘Our gender shifts by the hour’: Incredible claim of group who suffer from ‘phantom genitalia’

    This may explain Conservative dissociative identity disorder. That’s the disorder where one’s philosophy changes depending on the party in power. You know ………. fiscal responsibility is high priority under Clinton and Obama, not so important under Bush and Reagan. It would be related to this phenomena through the same link, one minute you have gonads and the next minute you’re voting for Romney. 😉

  123. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Hmmm, I thought I quoted the actual text from the supposed bill directly from the supposed state of Louisiana’s legislative website.

  124. Hamous Avatar

    Hmmm, I thought I quoted the actual text from the supposed bill directly from the supposed state of Louisiana’s legislative website.

  125. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Who needs directions?

    But for men, the basics of preening don’t always come so easily – judging by some of the unfortunate experiences documented in reviews of a new hair removal cream.

  126. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Who needs directions?

    But for men, the basics of preening don’t always come so easily – judging by some of the unfortunate experiences documented in reviews of a new hair removal cream.

  127. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Not unless the fine state of Louisiana has switched to Wikipedia in your cite in #45.

  128. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Not unless the fine state of Louisiana has switched to Wikipedia in your cite in #45.

  129. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Hey Shamaal
    Yanno know why I believe in God is our creator and that he created everything from nothing?

    Cause I ain’t got the faith you have to believe that this all happened by “chance”. When you can tell me where all them elements came from to make the big firecracker that evolutionist believe started all this, then I might reconsider.

    I’ll make it easy for you. One element that resulted from the the so called big bang would have to be oxygen right? Surely the evolutionist have explained this? Oxygen is considered one of the original elements. And since oxygen is “just” oxygen made up of protons, electrons and neutrons, Oxygen, technically, has 8 protons, 8 neutrons, and 8 electrons, where did the PENs come from? I’ll make it even easier for you, where did the thingies come from to create the big banger. Just what evolved to make the big bang and where did that come from?

    At some point in the logic Shamaal if an evolutionist is honest and they cannot be, they have to concede creation. Creation “technically speaking” is the making of something form nothing which requires a creator that has always been and ever will be. A creator that is grander than our little human egotestical driven people can comprehend.

    But you cannot and won’t, so I will mosey on along.

    It is a beautiful day say I am going to enjoy this day God has CREATED and be glad in it.

  130. squawkbox Avatar

    Hey Shamaal
    Yanno know why I believe in God is our creator and that he created everything from nothing?
    Cause I ain’t got the faith you have to believe that this all happened by “chance”. When you can tell me where all them elements came from to make the big firecracker that evolutionist believe started all this, then I might reconsider.
    I’ll make it easy for you. One element that resulted from the the so called big bang would have to be oxygen right? Surely the evolutionist have explained this? Oxygen is considered one of the original elements. And since oxygen is “just” oxygen made up of protons, electrons and neutrons, Oxygen, technically, has 8 protons, 8 neutrons, and 8 electrons, where did the PENs come from? I’ll make it even easier for you, where did the thingies come from to create the big banger. Just what evolved to make the big bang and where did that come from?
    At some point in the logic Shamaal if an evolutionist is honest and they cannot be, they have to concede creation. Creation “technically speaking” is the making of something form nothing which requires a creator that has always been and ever will be. A creator that is grander than our little human egotestical driven people can comprehend.
    But you cannot and won’t, so I will mosey on along.
    It is a beautiful day say I am going to enjoy this day God has CREATED and be glad in it.

  131. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    And a good day to you Mr Box.

    Long story short, Gypsy thinks I’m God. It makes her happy and when she prays begs she goes to the pipeline she usually goes, while I am somewhat ambivalent about the whole affair.
    If it makes you happy that there’s a creator; as long as you keep your lawn mowed, music turned down and don’t kick your kids/wife/dog; I have no complaints and even less interest. When the voices tell you to create a government to poke around in somebody’s womb, you will have my interest.
    I too can enjoy the day, Gypsy and the grandkids, even without acknowledgement to a religion. 😉

  132. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    And a good day to you Mr Box.
    Long story short, Gypsy thinks I’m God. It makes her happy and when she prays begs she goes to the pipeline she usually goes, while I am somewhat ambivalent about the whole affair.
    If it makes you happy that there’s a creator; as long as you keep your lawn mowed, music turned down and don’t kick your kids/wife/dog; I have no complaints and even less interest. When the voices tell you to create a government to poke around in somebody’s womb, you will have my interest.
    I too can enjoy the day, Gypsy and the grandkids, even without acknowledgement to a religion. 😉

  133. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    I bet Gypsy thinks Obama is God too—cuz he will eat her.

  134. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    I bet Gypsy thinks Obama is God too—cuz he will eat her.

  135. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Careful how much you walk that dog.

    Obama doesn’t like the leg meat to be too tough.

  136. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Careful how much you walk that dog.
    Obama doesn’t like the leg meat to be too tough.

  137. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Shemp’s a true Democrat.

    He knows what pipelines are really for.

    Woking his dog.

  138. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Shemp’s a true Democrat.
    He knows what pipelines are really for.
    Woking his dog.

  139. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Yep, sure enough, the text I cited was linked to the supposed state of Louisiana website.

  140. Hamous Avatar

    Yep, sure enough, the text I cited was linked to the supposed state of Louisiana website.

  141. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Shamaal

    First of all howdy back at ya. And i knew you could not explain because science cannot explain so the lie is propagated as a “religion” too. Interesting how that works and the evolutionist foist their religion upon me.

    without acknowledgement to a religion

    I do not do religion. I read and trust the words in the book. It did not take a Pastor, Reverend, Pope, Cardinal, Rabbi or Imam in a church, synagogue or mosque for me to come to the faith that I have in the Word. Interesting how that works.

    Ya see the reason for my whole exercise above is not to argue with you, nope, it was establishing who your argument is with. It ain’t no one here btw, not even me. Even in the final part of your comment you attempt to cast me in some light that does not exist for me. Why you even tried to set rules for me and puhlease tell me where I have ever argued anything about governments and wombs in the same breath? You cannot. I am the last person in the world that you are familiar with that would entreat government to enforce “my will” much less enforce the Word of the book.

    And about those voices, never mind……………..you have already soiled your pants on this “discussion”. Day light is burning gotta go now.

  142. squawkbox Avatar

    Shamaal
    First of all howdy back at ya. And i knew you could not explain because science cannot explain so the lie is propagated as a “religion” too. Interesting how that works and the evolutionist foist their religion upon me.

    without acknowledgement to a religion

    I do not do religion. I read and trust the words in the book. It did not take a Pastor, Reverend, Pope, Cardinal, Rabbi or Imam in a church, synagogue or mosque for me to come to the faith that I have in the Word. Interesting how that works.
    Ya see the reason for my whole exercise above is not to argue with you, nope, it was establishing who your argument is with. It ain’t no one here btw, not even me. Even in the final part of your comment you attempt to cast me in some light that does not exist for me. Why you even tried to set rules for me and puhlease tell me where I have ever argued anything about governments and wombs in the same breath? You cannot. I am the last person in the world that you are familiar with that would entreat government to enforce “my will” much less enforce the Word of the book.
    And about those voices, never mind……………..you have already soiled your pants on this “discussion”. Day light is burning gotta go now.

  143. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    You are absolutely right, we are in complete agreement your Wikipedia link goes to the legislative Louisiana site and the Kitzmiller v. Dover site. And your second citation breaks out the text of the legislation. With diligence we could probably dig up the House legislation and agree with that.

    All this agreement stuff must be some Earf Day thing.

  144. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    You are absolutely right, we are in complete agreement your Wikipedia link goes to the legislative Louisiana site and the Kitzmiller v. Dover site. And your second citation breaks out the text of the legislation. With diligence we could probably dig up the House legislation and agree with that.
    All this agreement stuff must be some Earf Day thing.

  145. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    I do not do religion. I read and trust the words in the book.

    I got lots of books, all published by religions, check the copyright. Thomas Jefferson, and I’m sure others, cut up books and created his own. More power to him. If you don’t want to believe it’s a religion, fine by me. Just keep your lawn mowed. 😉

    If you wish to discuss singularities and big bang, I’m game. But I’m pretty much going to go with Stephen Hawking.

  146. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    I do not do religion. I read and trust the words in the book.

    I got lots of books, all published by religions, check the copyright. Thomas Jefferson, and I’m sure others, cut up books and created his own. More power to him. If you don’t want to believe it’s a religion, fine by me. Just keep your lawn mowed. 😉
    If you wish to discuss singularities and big bang, I’m game. But I’m pretty much going to go with Stephen Hawking.

  147. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    I bet Gypsy thinks Obama is God too—cuz he will eat her.

    With Muslims being forbidden to eat dog meat and all, it’s a shame that there’s a large segment of the knucklehead population who are unable to appreciate the humour because they believe the President is a muslim.

  148. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    I bet Gypsy thinks Obama is God too—cuz he will eat her.

    With Muslims being forbidden to eat dog meat and all, it’s a shame that there’s a large segment of the knucklehead population who are unable to appreciate the humour because they believe the President is a muslim.

  149. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    If you wish to discuss singularities and big bang,

    Singularities are scientifically proven entities. I do not care about them. No interest.

    If you wish to discuss singularities and big bang,

    So how is the weather out your way?

  150. squawkbox Avatar

    If you wish to discuss singularities and big bang,

    Singularities are scientifically proven entities. I do not care about them. No interest.

    If you wish to discuss singularities and big bang,

    So how is the weather out your way?

  151. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Chuck Colson has died.

    Chuck Colson, a Watergate-era “hatchet man” for President Richard Nixon who became an influential evangelical leader after serving time in prison, died Saturday afternoon, according to his website.

  152. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Chuck Colson has died.
    Chuck Colson, a Watergate-era “hatchet man” for President Richard Nixon who became an influential evangelical leader after serving time in prison, died Saturday afternoon, according to his website.

  153. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Gorgeous day, Gypsy got to run around and everything is wet enough she doesn’t become covered in mud. I trimmed my roses last week, only two months late and performed some rudimentary weeding. I should be planting stuff so it has a reasonable chance of surviving the summer, but there’s a pleasant breeze drawing through the window and Valentina is playing quietly.

    And yourself?

  154. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Gorgeous day, Gypsy got to run around and everything is wet enough she doesn’t become covered in mud. I trimmed my roses last week, only two months late and performed some rudimentary weeding. I should be planting stuff so it has a reasonable chance of surviving the summer, but there’s a pleasant breeze drawing through the window and Valentina is playing quietly.
    And yourself?

  155. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Ah so we’re back to this again.

  156. Hamous Avatar

    Ah so we’re back to this again.

  157. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Nah, I’ve got nothing left to say on the topic. Serge may tweak it some more, but I’ve lost interest in absurd reductions.
    I just chalk it up to multiple conversations in an OC forum, there’s going to be occasional crosstalk. I’m not as meticulous as I should be in identifying the comments that I’m responding to, so it’s my fault.
    On dedicated threads, folks can be brought in line when they stray off topic, but wordpress doesn’t lend itself well to multiple threads like vbulletin does.

  158. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Nah, I’ve got nothing left to say on the topic. Serge may tweak it some more, but I’ve lost interest in absurd reductions.
    I just chalk it up to multiple conversations in an OC forum, there’s going to be occasional crosstalk. I’m not as meticulous as I should be in identifying the comments that I’m responding to, so it’s my fault.
    On dedicated threads, folks can be brought in line when they stray off topic, but wordpress doesn’t lend itself well to multiple threads like vbulletin does.

  159. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Shamaal

    See there is your problem. I mean rudimentary weeding? Around my place I call it mowing the grounds, 3 sometimes 4 times a year. I do not have a lawn. The abundance of trees on my place is not conducive to the growing/maintenance of fine trimmed lawn grasses. You got way too much work on your hands.

    One thing I enjoy is the abundance of wild weed flowers that grow up around here in the spring. I have never seen as many butterflies as I did this year and the varieties!! Whoohoo. Quite the bonus. After the flowers die I mow the weeds. The few neighbors I have hate me because I do not mow on “their schedule”, but that is okay too.

  160. squawkbox Avatar

    Shamaal
    See there is your problem. I mean rudimentary weeding? Around my place I call it mowing the grounds, 3 sometimes 4 times a year. I do not have a lawn. The abundance of trees on my place is not conducive to the growing/maintenance of fine trimmed lawn grasses. You got way too much work on your hands.
    One thing I enjoy is the abundance of wild weed flowers that grow up around here in the spring. I have never seen as many butterflies as I did this year and the varieties!! Whoohoo. Quite the bonus. After the flowers die I mow the weeds. The few neighbors I have hate me because I do not mow on “their schedule”, but that is okay too.

  161. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    The yard service comes out once a week and does the lawns, and I admit I do like the geometrical orderliness of lawns and flower beds.
    I do not use any insecticides, so I too have my share of butterflies and birds. For the past three years there have been more and more birds of different varieties. While this coincides with the election of Obama as president, I don’t see a causal relationship. 😉 Walking through the pipeline with Gypsy this morning, I actually came across a milkweed with a monarch caterpillar munching away. In Wisconsin we used to have fields of them, I don’t ever recall seeing them down here before, they got some sort of leggy variant with red and orange flowers. Perhaps they are abundant at Chez Squawkbox.

    I do however, attribute the presence of birds to the displacement of the fire ants by the crazy ants. Unfortunately, the crazy ants seem to have had their numbers cut back by the drought and the fire ants are staging a comeback. The encephalitis outbreak hit the crows, blue jays and cardinals hard. I’ve seen all of them recently also, along with owls and hawks.

  162. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    The yard service comes out once a week and does the lawns, and I admit I do like the geometrical orderliness of lawns and flower beds.
    I do not use any insecticides, so I too have my share of butterflies and birds. For the past three years there have been more and more birds of different varieties. While this coincides with the election of Obama as president, I don’t see a causal relationship. 😉 Walking through the pipeline with Gypsy this morning, I actually came across a milkweed with a monarch caterpillar munching away. In Wisconsin we used to have fields of them, I don’t ever recall seeing them down here before, they got some sort of leggy variant with red and orange flowers. Perhaps they are abundant at Chez Squawkbox.
    I do however, attribute the presence of birds to the displacement of the fire ants by the crazy ants. Unfortunately, the crazy ants seem to have had their numbers cut back by the drought and the fire ants are staging a comeback. The encephalitis outbreak hit the crows, blue jays and cardinals hard. I’ve seen all of them recently also, along with owls and hawks.

  163. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    As if the Pastafarians aren’t bad enough, now comes the Kopimism group from Sweden applying for religious status.

    A Swedish religion whose dogma centers on the belief that people should be free to copy and distribute all information—regardless of any copyright or trademarks—has made its way to the United States.

  164. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    As if the Pastafarians aren’t bad enough, now comes the Kopimism group from Sweden applying for religious status.

    A Swedish religion whose dogma centers on the belief that people should be free to copy and distribute all information—regardless of any copyright or trademarks—has made its way to the United States.

  165. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Heh
    I hate mowing and lawn care in general. Guess it is one of those bad memory scars from my childhood. 😉

    I do see monarchs around here but not in abundance as in the past. Another critter I have not seen in a long time is Luna Moths. When I moved here years back I would see them “all the time”. We have plenty of birds and more than a couple of varieties of lizards and snakes. I stay pretty well entertained with the antics each species provides. The Cooper’s Hawk that hangs around here keeps the squirrels in check. At night I am serenaded by bard and screech owls. Quite the joy.

    Fire ants are problem here too. Good grief it is a constant battle keeping them out of my septic pump and air conditioner. So far no “crazy ants”.

    Around here I have learned to live with the critters. Occasionally I have to trap and relocate raccoons or possums when Ginger has not run them off. Speaking of Ginger she loves chasing the two resident rabbits.

    Yeah you might say I love the life in the sticks.

  166. squawkbox Avatar

    Heh
    I hate mowing and lawn care in general. Guess it is one of those bad memory scars from my childhood. 😉
    I do see monarchs around here but not in abundance as in the past. Another critter I have not seen in a long time is Luna Moths. When I moved here years back I would see them “all the time”. We have plenty of birds and more than a couple of varieties of lizards and snakes. I stay pretty well entertained with the antics each species provides. The Cooper’s Hawk that hangs around here keeps the squirrels in check. At night I am serenaded by bard and screech owls. Quite the joy.
    Fire ants are problem here too. Good grief it is a constant battle keeping them out of my septic pump and air conditioner. So far no “crazy ants”.
    Around here I have learned to live with the critters. Occasionally I have to trap and relocate raccoons or possums when Ginger has not run them off. Speaking of Ginger she loves chasing the two resident rabbits.
    Yeah you might say I love the life in the sticks.

  167. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    O.K. I’ve NOT been keeping up BUTT yesterday bob says;

    I’m hungry. I think I’ll accompany the light rain with some strawberry & Banana Pancakes. Of course, nothing goes better on them than 100% Pure Steen’s Cane Syrup. I bring some with me when I go to Denny’s. There should be a law against offering only corn-maple-colored imitation syrup.

    A man after my own heart, I use Steen’s for cooking but prefer Cane Patch for my sausages and flap-jacks. Steen’s, 100 % cane syrup, Cane Patch, 35 %. Steen’s is a little too strong for my taste,…yup, I’M a wimp. 😉

  168. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    O.K. I’ve NOT been keeping up BUTT yesterday bob says;

    I’m hungry. I think I’ll accompany the light rain with some strawberry & Banana Pancakes. Of course, nothing goes better on them than 100% Pure Steen’s Cane Syrup. I bring some with me when I go to Denny’s. There should be a law against offering only corn-maple-colored imitation syrup.

    A man after my own heart, I use Steen’s for cooking but prefer Cane Patch for my sausages and flap-jacks. Steen’s, 100 % cane syrup, Cane Patch, 35 %. Steen’s is a little too strong for my taste,…yup, I’M a wimp. 😉

  169. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    Hambone says; Hmmm. Did y’all know Dewhurst’s dad flew a bomber on D-Day?
    If I hear that one more time I’m gonna’ PUKE!!! A RINO using ten gajizzion $$ to convince the peasants that HE is a conservative!,……Sigh, and it’ll prolly work, we’ll have “Kay Bailey II” without the good hair.
    Squawk may be right, It’s just too late.

  170. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Hambone says; Hmmm. Did y’all know Dewhurst’s dad flew a bomber on D-Day?
    If I hear that one more time I’m gonna’ PUKE!!! A RINO using ten gajizzion $$ to convince the peasants that HE is a conservative!,……Sigh, and it’ll prolly work, we’ll have “Kay Bailey II” without the good hair.
    Squawk may be right, It’s just too late.

  171. LurkerGoneWild Avatar
    LurkerGoneWild

    (sticks head out of LurkCave, due to addicting beau-tee-full weather)

    Howdy Hamsterousians! I don’t need another excuse to get out again today, but here’s a juicy tidbit for you before I go —

    TEXAS CHAINSAW VANDALS MASSACRE ARMY VETERAN’S SHERIFF CAMPAIGN BILLBOARD

    A Bronze Star officer of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars who is running for Fort Bend Sheriff had a huge billboard completely sawed down. Details and photo at the following sites: (delete spaces to put into your link bar, I’m not gonna offend any copyright gods)

    http://www. fortbend star. com/2012 /04/19/how-low-will-it-go/

    http://www. fortbend now. com/2012 /04/16/66316

    http://www. fortbend star.com/2012 /04/19/fort-bend-county-sheriff-race-getting-dirty-vandalism-in-the-worst-form-appears/

    Messing with a vet, eh?? I can hear the rumbling now…

    (retreats back into LurkCave, scrambling for cooler — to hold those, um, adult beverages, of course — and truck keys)

  172. LurkerGoneWild Avatar
    LurkerGoneWild

    (sticks head out of LurkCave, due to addicting beau-tee-full weather)
    Howdy Hamsterousians! I don’t need another excuse to get out again today, but here’s a juicy tidbit for you before I go —
    TEXAS CHAINSAW VANDALS MASSACRE ARMY VETERAN’S SHERIFF CAMPAIGN BILLBOARD
    A Bronze Star officer of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars who is running for Fort Bend Sheriff had a huge billboard completely sawed down. Details and photo at the following sites: (delete spaces to put into your link bar, I’m not gonna offend any copyright gods)
    http://www. fortbend star. com/2012 /04/19/how-low-will-it-go/
    http://www. fortbend now. com/2012 /04/16/66316
    http://www. fortbend star.com/2012 /04/19/fort-bend-county-sheriff-race-getting-dirty-vandalism-in-the-worst-form-appears/
    Messing with a vet, eh?? I can hear the rumbling now…
    (retreats back into LurkCave, scrambling for cooler — to hold those, um, adult beverages, of course — and truck keys)

  173. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Trouble with Liberty University’s choice of Mitt Romney as commencement speaker this year. Some of the student’s and alumni believe the speaker should be someone who supports their religious convictions as taught by the university, while the University appears to be treating treating this as an exercise in religious tolerance and political opportunism. Shame that President Obama wasn’t available to speak.

    Liberty University students and alumni are accusing the Christian school of violating its own teachings by asking Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints whose adherents are called Mormons, to deliver its 2012 commencement address.

  174. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Trouble with Liberty University’s choice of Mitt Romney as commencement speaker this year. Some of the student’s and alumni believe the speaker should be someone who supports their religious convictions as taught by the university, while the University appears to be treating treating this as an exercise in religious tolerance and political opportunism. Shame that President Obama wasn’t available to speak.

    Liberty University students and alumni are accusing the Christian school of violating its own teachings by asking Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints whose adherents are called Mormons, to deliver its 2012 commencement address.

  175. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    Around here I have learned to live with the critters. Occasionally I have to trap and relocate eat raccoons or possums when Ginger has not run them off. Speaking of Ginger she loves chasing the two resident rabbits.

  176. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Around here I have learned to live with the critters. Occasionally I have to trap and relocate eat raccoons or possums when Ginger has not run them off. Speaking of Ginger she loves chasing the two resident rabbits.

  177. Tedtam Avatar

    In briefly before I head out again…

    On the unemployment numbers, aren’t they actually low because of some kind of fiddling with the “count” within them? Kind of like calculating the cost of living after taking out food and energy kind of thing? I thought I heard something on the radio about that….but I’m about to go out for a while and can’t remember what was said.

    Later.

  178. Tedtam Avatar

    In briefly before I head out again…
    On the unemployment numbers, aren’t they actually low because of some kind of fiddling with the “count” within them? Kind of like calculating the cost of living after taking out food and energy kind of thing? I thought I heard something on the radio about that….but I’m about to go out for a while and can’t remember what was said.
    Later.

  179. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Super Dave
    #90

    Would you pass the Gray Poupon?
    😉

  180. squawkbox Avatar

    Super Dave
    #90
    Would you pass the Gray Poupon?
    😉

  181. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Hatch comes up 42 votes shy out of the 4,000 delegates and must participate in the primary. His 57% of the vote was insufficient versus his opponent’s 28% on the first round of balloting to carry the day. The second round was 59.19% and he needed 60%.

    Utah Republicans forced Orrin Hatch into a June primary for the U.S. Senate seat he has held since 1976 as Hatch fell short of winning the party’s nomination for a seventh term Saturday.

  182. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Hatch comes up 42 votes shy out of the 4,000 delegates and must participate in the primary. His 57% of the vote was insufficient versus his opponent’s 28% on the first round of balloting to carry the day. The second round was 59.19% and he needed 60%.

    Utah Republicans forced Orrin Hatch into a June primary for the U.S. Senate seat he has held since 1976 as Hatch fell short of winning the party’s nomination for a seventh term Saturday.

  183. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    #91 tedtam

    There are 6 unemployment numbers that the government keeps.The numbers are consistent for comparison, that is compare U3 against U3 and you will have a similar set of numbers.

    U-1 Persons unemployed 15 weeks or longer, as a percent of the civilian labor force
    U-2 Job losers and persons who completed temporary jobs, as a percent of the civilian labor force
    U-3 Total unemployed, as a percent of the civilian labor force (official unemployment rate)
    U-4 Total unemployed plus discouraged workers, as a percent of the civilian labor force plus discouraged workers
    U-5 Total unemployed, plus discouraged workers, plus all other persons marginally attached to the labor force, as a percent of the civilian labor force plus all persons marginally attached to the labor force
    U-6 Total unemployed, plus all persons marginally attached to the labor force, plus total employed part time for economic reasons, as a percent of the civilian labor force plus all persons marginally attached to the labor force

    In addition there is a telephone conducted current population survey (CPS) conducted monthly.

    The charge of fiddling would be subjective. Changes as to how the numbers are arrived at are well publicized, usually have to do with seasonal employment. For example, the decrease in employment due to the census taking would have skewed the numbers so the numbers were adjusted upwards.

    There’s always a political motivation to use the worst numbers when your opponent is in office and the most favorable when your party’s in office; but most folks see through that. There’s been a bill introduced in Congress to use the worst numbers, perhaps that is what was on the radio. FWIW, the highest numbers in recent memory were during the Reagan recession of 1982.

  184. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    #91 tedtam
    There are 6 unemployment numbers that the government keeps.The numbers are consistent for comparison, that is compare U3 against U3 and you will have a similar set of numbers.

    U-1 Persons unemployed 15 weeks or longer, as a percent of the civilian labor force
    U-2 Job losers and persons who completed temporary jobs, as a percent of the civilian labor force
    U-3 Total unemployed, as a percent of the civilian labor force (official unemployment rate)
    U-4 Total unemployed plus discouraged workers, as a percent of the civilian labor force plus discouraged workers
    U-5 Total unemployed, plus discouraged workers, plus all other persons marginally attached to the labor force, as a percent of the civilian labor force plus all persons marginally attached to the labor force
    U-6 Total unemployed, plus all persons marginally attached to the labor force, plus total employed part time for economic reasons, as a percent of the civilian labor force plus all persons marginally attached to the labor force

    In addition there is a telephone conducted current population survey (CPS) conducted monthly.
    The charge of fiddling would be subjective. Changes as to how the numbers are arrived at are well publicized, usually have to do with seasonal employment. For example, the decrease in employment due to the census taking would have skewed the numbers so the numbers were adjusted upwards.
    There’s always a political motivation to use the worst numbers when your opponent is in office and the most favorable when your party’s in office; but most folks see through that. There’s been a bill introduced in Congress to use the worst numbers, perhaps that is what was on the radio. FWIW, the highest numbers in recent memory were during the Reagan recession of 1982.

  185. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #91 TT
    I think it is as simple as they stop counting people as being unemployed if they stop registering with the gubmint as actively looking for work. I think the term is “discouraged workers” or some such.

  186. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #91 TT
    I think it is as simple as they stop counting people as being unemployed if they stop registering with the gubmint as actively looking for work. I think the term is “discouraged workers” or some such.

  187. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    It seems as though Cesar Millan should have been whispering into the former Mrs. Millan’s ear. He’s going to be paying a lot for not doing so.

    ‘Dog Whisperer’ host finalizes divorce, must pay ex-wife $23,000 a month

  188. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    It seems as though Cesar Millan should have been whispering into the former Mrs. Millan’s ear. He’s going to be paying a lot for not doing so.
    ‘Dog Whisperer’ host finalizes divorce, must pay ex-wife $23,000 a month

  189. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Milan is the Dog Whisperer. Barry is the Dog Crisperer.

  190. Hamous Avatar

    Milan is the Dog Whisperer. Barry is the Dog Crisperer.

  191. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    #82;

    I have never seen as many butterflies as I did this year and the varieties!! Whoohoo.

    A picture of just how much Squakw enjoys the butterflies.

    http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2181/1998898556_8a75c19ce4_z.jpg?zz=1

  192. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    #82;

    I have never seen as many butterflies as I did this year and the varieties!! Whoohoo.

    A picture of just how much Squakw enjoys the butterflies.
    http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2181/1998898556_8a75c19ce4_z.jpg?zz=1

  193. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Milan is the Dog Whisperer. Barry is the Dog Crisperer

    🙂

  194. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Milan is the Dog Whisperer. Barry is the Dog Crisperer

    🙂

  195. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    it’s a shame that there’s a large segment of the knucklehead population who are unable to appreciate the humour because they believe the President is a muslim.

    No shortage of that here.

  196. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    it’s a shame that there’s a large segment of the knucklehead population who are unable to appreciate the humour because they believe the President is a muslim.

    No shortage of that here.

  197. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Milan is the Dog Whisperer. Barry is the Dog Crisperer.

    Not quite

    Milan is the Dog Whisperer
    Frederick Malek III is the dog BBQer
    Barry is the Dog eater

  198. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Milan is the Dog Whisperer. Barry is the Dog Crisperer.

    Not quite
    Milan is the Dog Whisperer
    Frederick Malek III is the dog BBQer
    Barry is the Dog eater

  199. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Woking his dog.

    Another dinner at the White House?

  200. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Woking his dog.

    Another dinner at the White House?

  201. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    I wonder if Barry had to take the bus just to find fresh dog meat?

  202. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    I wonder if Barry had to take the bus just to find fresh dog meat?

  203. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    #73;

    I read and trust the words in the book.

    That’s good. That’s why we have the book in the first place.

  204. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    #73;

    I read and trust the words in the book.

    That’s good. That’s why we have the book in the first place.

  205. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    This can’t be good

    The Vatican has launched a crackdown on the umbrella group that represents most of America’s 55,000 Catholic nuns, saying that the group was not speaking out strongly enough against gay marriage, abortion and women’s ordination.

    I wonder if there will be spanking involved?
    We’ll skip the graphic …………..

  206. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    This can’t be good

    The Vatican has launched a crackdown on the umbrella group that represents most of America’s 55,000 Catholic nuns, saying that the group was not speaking out strongly enough against gay marriage, abortion and women’s ordination.

    I wonder if there will be spanking involved?
    We’ll skip the graphic …………..

  207. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    #46;

    D. This Section shall not be construed to promote any religious doctrine, promote discrimination for or against a particular set of religious beliefs, or promote discrimination for or against religion or nonreligion.

    The haters!!!

  208. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    #46;

    D. This Section shall not be construed to promote any religious doctrine, promote discrimination for or against a particular set of religious beliefs, or promote discrimination for or against religion or nonreligion.

    The haters!!!

  209. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    How bout a little Ozzy
    Hey Shamaal, is that yours? 😉

  210. squawkbox Avatar

    How bout a little Ozzy
    Hey Shamaal, is that yours? 😉

  211. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Squwak #109;

    Richie Blackmore is a lot shorter and skinnier than I remember. Ian Gillan too. 😉

  212. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Squwak #109;
    Richie Blackmore is a lot shorter and skinnier than I remember. Ian Gillan too. 😉

  213. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    #28;

    Sarge is gettin dirty and the pig is enjoying it.

    I bet Barry eats pig too. That little piggie better watch out.

  214. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    #28;

    Sarge is gettin dirty and the pig is enjoying it.

    I bet Barry eats pig too. That little piggie better watch out.

  215. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Phil #113;

    The Aussies ought to make that their official anthem to Obama.

  216. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Phil #113;
    The Aussies ought to make that their official anthem to Obama.

  217. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Sniff Brother Phil done brought a tear to my eye.

    Bon Scott was the best.

    Okay, I gotta join in. Obama’s theme song.

  218. squawkbox Avatar

    Sniff Brother Phil done brought a tear to my eye.
    Bon Scott was the best.
    Okay, I gotta join in. Obama’s theme song.

  219. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Squawk;

    I recently thought of a cameo called “How Much for That Doggie on the Menu” sung to “How Much for That Doggie in the Window”.

  220. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Squawk;
    I recently thought of a cameo called “How Much for That Doggie on the Menu” sung to “How Much for That Doggie in the Window”.

  221. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Brother Phil
    But on light of the recent flap over Ted Nugents comments maybe this version is better.

    But I am wondering if Ted hooked up the SS to the kitties down south.

  222. squawkbox Avatar

    Brother Phil
    But on light of the recent flap over Ted Nugents comments maybe this version is better.
    But I am wondering if Ted hooked up the SS to the kitties down south.

  223. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    For those interested in the Catholic League’s publicity campaign for the Daily Show, the campaign has started

    Our effort against Stewart includes asking his most consistent sponsors to pull their advertising (if necessary, we are not ruling out a boycott of their products), and a lengthy public relations campaign. The goal? To get him to apologize. If that doesn’t work, we can guarantee that his reputation will never be the same. …
    What Jon Stewart did ranks with the most vulgar expression of hate speech ever aired on television. His incivility cannot go unanswered.

    To see the most “vulgar expression of hate speech ever aired on television” this page has a link to the offending show, you want around the 6:43 mark.

    It doesn’t seem any worse than snips I’ve seen of South Park, but I confess I don’t watch either show.

  224. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    For those interested in the Catholic League’s publicity campaign for the Daily Show, the campaign has started

    Our effort against Stewart includes asking his most consistent sponsors to pull their advertising (if necessary, we are not ruling out a boycott of their products), and a lengthy public relations campaign. The goal? To get him to apologize. If that doesn’t work, we can guarantee that his reputation will never be the same. …
    What Jon Stewart did ranks with the most vulgar expression of hate speech ever aired on television. His incivility cannot go unanswered.

    To see the most “vulgar expression of hate speech ever aired on television” this page has a link to the offending show, you want around the 6:43 mark.
    It doesn’t seem any worse than snips I’ve seen of South Park, but I confess I don’t watch either show.

  225. phil Avatar
    phil

    Glad I was able to help take you on a journey down sentimental road Brother Squawk. 😀

  226. phil Avatar
    phil

    Glad I was able to help take you on a journey down sentimental road Brother Squawk. 😀

  227. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    #120
    Shoot, forgot the show link.

    Remember Kraft products for those afficianados of Velveeta on GCS.

  228. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    #120
    Shoot, forgot the show link.
    Remember Kraft products for those afficianados of Velveeta on GCS.

  229. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Weird rule out there: The delegates to the Utah GOP convention get first crack at choosing a nominee by voting on the candidates. If anyone gets 60 percent, he’s nominated. If no one gets 60 percent, the top two finishers go to a statewide primary. That’s how Bob Bennett was sunk two years ago, you might remember. Tea partiers filled the ranks of convention delegates and ensured that he couldn’t place higher than third; Mike Lee and Tim Bridgewater went on to the primary and you know how that turned out.

    Hatch’s goal today was simple. To make sure that he’d at least make it out of the convention, he’s been working the delegate process for months — and has been so successful at it that, as of 10 days ago, an internal poll concluded that he had a very real chance of clinching the nomination by taking 60 percent. If he could pull that off, he’d avoid a primary and snuff any chance of a belated tea-party awakening on his challenger’s behalf. As of 2:30 p.m. ET, the votes are in. Hatch’s take: 59.1 percent. More from Dave Weigel:

    The Tea Party movement is alive in Utah. With representatives from FreedomWorks in the audience, delegates at the Utah Republican Convention managed to force Sen. Orrin Hatch into a June 26 primary. He got 59.2 percent of their votes against Dan Liljenquist, a 38-year-old state senator. Hatch needed 60 percent to avoid the primary. He couldn’t do it. In two rounds of voting, he went from 2,243 votes to 2,313 votes. If he’d gotten 32 more votes, he would have wrapped this up…

    FreedomWorks and other Tea Party groups now have two Causes to distract them from their failure to replace Mitt Romney with some better candidate — the Senate races in Utah and Indiana.

    Whoohoo!!!

    And from FreedomWorks’ website:

    More than a year ago, Hatch’s campaign polled the 3,500 Republican delegates who voted Bennett out of office in May 2010.

    Its discovery: Hatch had no chance of getting renominated, if those same 3,500 people voted.

    “This is not going to be a campaign of persuading delegates,” Hatch’s campaign manager, Dave Hansen, said Thursday, recalling a conversation with the senator early last year. “This is going to be a campaign of replacing delegates.”…

    To survive, Hatch needed new delegates. The first step was to recruit supporters willing to run in the 2,000 precincts that select this year’s 4,000 delegates to Saturday’s convention. Then he had to round up supporters willing to attend caucus night to vote for the Hatch-backed delegates. The initial goal of getting 20,000 supporters out on a cold Thursday night was eventually upped to 35,000. The campaign staff of 25 used every possible list to speak with potential backers.

    Orrin Hatch fails to clinch GOP nomination in Utah — by 0.9%

  230. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Weird rule out there: The delegates to the Utah GOP convention get first crack at choosing a nominee by voting on the candidates. If anyone gets 60 percent, he’s nominated. If no one gets 60 percent, the top two finishers go to a statewide primary. That’s how Bob Bennett was sunk two years ago, you might remember. Tea partiers filled the ranks of convention delegates and ensured that he couldn’t place higher than third; Mike Lee and Tim Bridgewater went on to the primary and you know how that turned out.
    Hatch’s goal today was simple. To make sure that he’d at least make it out of the convention, he’s been working the delegate process for months — and has been so successful at it that, as of 10 days ago, an internal poll concluded that he had a very real chance of clinching the nomination by taking 60 percent. If he could pull that off, he’d avoid a primary and snuff any chance of a belated tea-party awakening on his challenger’s behalf. As of 2:30 p.m. ET, the votes are in. Hatch’s take: 59.1 percent. More from Dave Weigel:

    The Tea Party movement is alive in Utah. With representatives from FreedomWorks in the audience, delegates at the Utah Republican Convention managed to force Sen. Orrin Hatch into a June 26 primary. He got 59.2 percent of their votes against Dan Liljenquist, a 38-year-old state senator. Hatch needed 60 percent to avoid the primary. He couldn’t do it. In two rounds of voting, he went from 2,243 votes to 2,313 votes. If he’d gotten 32 more votes, he would have wrapped this up…
    FreedomWorks and other Tea Party groups now have two Causes to distract them from their failure to replace Mitt Romney with some better candidate — the Senate races in Utah and Indiana.

    Whoohoo!!!
    And from FreedomWorks’ website:

    More than a year ago, Hatch’s campaign polled the 3,500 Republican delegates who voted Bennett out of office in May 2010.
    Its discovery: Hatch had no chance of getting renominated, if those same 3,500 people voted.
    “This is not going to be a campaign of persuading delegates,” Hatch’s campaign manager, Dave Hansen, said Thursday, recalling a conversation with the senator early last year. “This is going to be a campaign of replacing delegates.”…
    To survive, Hatch needed new delegates. The first step was to recruit supporters willing to run in the 2,000 precincts that select this year’s 4,000 delegates to Saturday’s convention. Then he had to round up supporters willing to attend caucus night to vote for the Hatch-backed delegates. The initial goal of getting 20,000 supporters out on a cold Thursday night was eventually upped to 35,000. The campaign staff of 25 used every possible list to speak with potential backers.

    Orrin Hatch fails to clinch GOP nomination in Utah — by 0.9%

  231. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    But seriously folks. Is this what we are going to be treated to this campaign season?

    Romney strapped a dog on his car
    Obama eats dog

    WTHell?!!??? What next?

    Romney likes to smell f+rts
    Obama likes to rub his hands under his arm pits and smell his fingers

    I know you are
    But what am I?

    Followed by the inevitable yo mama cuts.

    If so…………… we really are soooo screwed.

  232. squawkbox Avatar

    But seriously folks. Is this what we are going to be treated to this campaign season?
    Romney strapped a dog on his car
    Obama eats dog
    WTHell?!!??? What next?
    Romney likes to smell f+rts
    Obama likes to rub his hands under his arm pits and smell his fingers
    I know you are
    But what am I?
    Followed by the inevitable yo mama cuts.
    If so…………… we really are soooo screwed.

  233. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Romney pledged that he would expand drilling for gas and oil as president and would buy oil from Canada. He attacked what Obama has frequently termed his administration’s commitment to an “all of the above” energy plan.

    That’s an excellent way to celebrate earth day.

    Romney on Keystone: ‘I will build that pipeline if I have to myself’

  234. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Romney pledged that he would expand drilling for gas and oil as president and would buy oil from Canada. He attacked what Obama has frequently termed his administration’s commitment to an “all of the above” energy plan.

    That’s an excellent way to celebrate earth day.
    Romney on Keystone: ‘I will build that pipeline if I have to myself’

  235. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Obama likes to rub his hands under his arm pits and smell his fingers

    Didn’t SNL already do that skit?

  236. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Obama likes to rub his hands under his arm pits and smell his fingers

    Didn’t SNL already do that skit?

  237. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    My farts smell really good, btw.

  238. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    My farts smell really good, btw.

  239. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    #124 Squawk

    Why should the Democrat/Republican campaign be any different than the Republican primaries?

    The innernets permits mud to seek its own level. There’s a reason these stories aren’t on the MSM, people aren’t interested or they can turn to Fox News or blogs.

  240. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    #124 Squawk
    Why should the Democrat/Republican campaign be any different than the Republican primaries?
    The innernets permits mud to seek its own level. There’s a reason these stories aren’t on the MSM, people aren’t interested or they can turn to Fox News or blogs.

  241. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Didn’t SNL already do that skit?

    I dunno i do not watch SNL

    My farts smell really good, btw.

    And your point is what?

  242. squawkbox Avatar

    Didn’t SNL already do that skit?

    I dunno i do not watch SNL

    My farts smell really good, btw.

    And your point is what?

  243. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    #125 Darwood

    Romney pledged that he would expand drilling for gas and oil as president and would buy oil from Canada.

    Great, he pledges to do the same thing President Obama has done.
    What next, Seamus Baron on a stick?

  244. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    #125 Darwood

    Romney pledged that he would expand drilling for gas and oil as president and would buy oil from Canada.

    Great, he pledges to do the same thing President Obama has done.
    What next, Seamus Baron on a stick?

  245. phil Avatar
    phil

    The Nuge version is quite respectable Bro Squawk.

  246. phil Avatar
    phil

    The Nuge version is quite respectable Bro Squawk.

  247. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    And your point is what?

    All people like smelling their own farts. Granted it’s not presidential debate material, and Romney agrees with you that the dog issue isn’t what this elections about, but the door is wide open for jokes on eating dogs.

  248. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    And your point is what?

    All people like smelling their own farts. Granted it’s not presidential debate material, and Romney agrees with you that the dog issue isn’t what this elections about, but the door is wide open for jokes on eating dogs.

  249. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Great, he pledges to do the same thing President Obama has done.

    Except for that pipeline thing. Minor detail for liberals but significant enough for conservatives and potential employees as it would expand the ecomonic base fo the U.S.

    Do you like smelling your farts?

  250. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Great, he pledges to do the same thing President Obama has done.

    Except for that pipeline thing. Minor detail for liberals but significant enough for conservatives and potential employees as it would expand the ecomonic base fo the U.S.
    Do you like smelling your farts?

  251. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    I dunno i do not watch SNL

    I don’t either.

  252. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    I dunno i do not watch SNL

    I don’t either.

  253. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    I think it was a Tina Fey character who did the armpit smelling skit.

  254. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    I think it was a Tina Fey character who did the armpit smelling skit.

  255. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Except for that pipeline thing.

    The Keystone Pipeline was completed in 2010 and flows 500,000+ bbl/day.
    Am I the only one here with a grasp of current events?

    All people like smelling their own farts.

    I’m guessing this is some sort of inside Mormon joke.

  256. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Except for that pipeline thing.

    The Keystone Pipeline was completed in 2010 and flows 500,000+ bbl/day.
    Am I the only one here with a grasp of current events?

    All people like smelling their own farts.

    I’m guessing this is some sort of inside Mormon joke.

  257. Katfish Avatar

    #135 Darren
    Molly Shannon

  258. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #135 Darren
    Molly Shannon

  259. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Oops, it was Molly Shannon’s Mary Katherine Galleger character.

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/4121/saturday-night-live-st-monicas-talent-auditions

  260. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Oops, it was Molly Shannon’s Mary Katherine Galleger character.
    http://www.hulu.com/watch/4121/saturday-night-live-st-monicas-talent-auditions

  261. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Wagon #138;

    Yup, I just got back searching for an armpit skit.

  262. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Wagon #138;
    Yup, I just got back searching for an armpit skit.

  263. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    I’m guessing this is some sort of inside Mormon joke.

    Huh? 😕

  264. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    I’m guessing this is some sort of inside Mormon joke.

    Huh? 😕

  265. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    GJT
    #139

    MUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Now that is funny right there I tell ya whut.

  266. squawkbox Avatar

    GJT
    #139
    MUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Now that is funny right there I tell ya whut.

  267. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Brother Phil
    #131
    But still nothing beats Bon Scott on that tune. Not even Fred Nougat.

  268. squawkbox Avatar

    Brother Phil
    #131
    But still nothing beats Bon Scott on that tune. Not even Fred Nougat.

  269. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Yup, I just got back searching for an armpit skit.

    Yup, now there’s something you don’t see written every day. 😉
    FIIK why there ain’t more wimmens posting on the blog.

    In a related story …………..

    The United States would spend an additional $680 million through 2015 to strengthen Israel’s short-range rocket shield under a plan crafted by Republicans from the House of Representatives, two congressional staff members disclosed on Friday.

    How did the US come to be responsible for paying for Israel’s defense?

  270. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Yup, I just got back searching for an armpit skit.

    Yup, now there’s something you don’t see written every day. 😉
    FIIK why there ain’t more wimmens posting on the blog.
    In a related story …………..

    The United States would spend an additional $680 million through 2015 to strengthen Israel’s short-range rocket shield under a plan crafted by Republicans from the House of Representatives, two congressional staff members disclosed on Friday.

    How did the US come to be responsible for paying for Israel’s defense?

  271. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Mrs. Darren’s demanding that I take her out to dinner. I must comply. Whoohoo!!!

    Later, folks.

  272. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Mrs. Darren’s demanding that I take her out to dinner. I must comply. Whoohoo!!!
    Later, folks.

  273. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    How did the US come to be responsible for paying for Israel’s defense?

    Take out Isreal and we’re next.

  274. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    How did the US come to be responsible for paying for Israel’s defense?

    Take out Isreal and we’re next.

  275. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Mrs. Darren’s demanding that I take her out to dinner. I must comply. Whoohoo!!!

    Not that I claim the title of Mr. Romantic, but I wouldn’t mention that flatulence fetish to the Missus. 😉
    Bon Appetit!

  276. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Mrs. Darren’s demanding that I take her out to dinner. I must comply. Whoohoo!!!

    Not that I claim the title of Mr. Romantic, but I wouldn’t mention that flatulence fetish to the Missus. 😉
    Bon Appetit!

  277. phil Avatar
    phil

    Not a good week for Ted Nugent, he’s pleading guilty to illegally killing a black bear for his television show. Luckily the fine is less than he made from the show, so he’s good.

    I can see why he’s a conservative republican icon.

    Eric Holder claims stupidity and ignorance about Fast and Furious. Basically the Sgt. Schultz “I know nothing” defense.

    I can see why he’s a liberal demoncat icon.

  278. phil Avatar
    phil

    Not a good week for Ted Nugent, he’s pleading guilty to illegally killing a black bear for his television show. Luckily the fine is less than he made from the show, so he’s good.

    I can see why he’s a conservative republican icon.

    Eric Holder claims stupidity and ignorance about Fast and Furious. Basically the Sgt. Schultz “I know nothing” defense.
    I can see why he’s a liberal demoncat icon.

  279. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    This has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever read on a photo website.
    you gotta click the link to see why.

    Request/Download high-res file
    Uncompressed file size: 50.5MB
    Downloadable file size: 655.0KB

    Why would anyone want to?

  280. squawkbox Avatar

    This has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever read on a photo website.
    you gotta click the link to see why.

    Request/Download high-res file
    Uncompressed file size: 50.5MB
    Downloadable file size: 655.0KB

    Why would anyone want to?

  281. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Not a good week for Ted Nugent continued …..

    His headline appearance at a Ft. Knox concert has been cancelled.

    “After learning of opening act Ted Nugent’s recent public comments about the president of the United States, Fort Knox leadership decided to cancel his performance on the installation,” said a post on the official Fort Knox, KY Facebook page Thursday.

  282. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Not a good week for Ted Nugent continued …..
    His headline appearance at a Ft. Knox concert has been cancelled.

    “After learning of opening act Ted Nugent’s recent public comments about the president of the United States, Fort Knox leadership decided to cancel his performance on the installation,” said a post on the official Fort Knox, KY Facebook page Thursday.

  283. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #111 Squawk

    I think I remember that kid’s pappy.

  284. Hamous Avatar

    #111 Squawk
    I think I remember that kid’s pappy.

  285. Tedtam Avatar

    I played hooky today. No dirt moving (too wet), no paperwork, very little housecleaning.

    I slept late, met someone around 10:30 and visited for a few hours, went shopping and found some fabric on clearance for $1.50-$3.50 (DANG cheap) and bought some patterns, did some grocery shopping, then visited my sister for a little while. After that, I went home, talked with Lovely for a few minutes, then went to Hermann Park with my camera and walked around for about an hour and half, taking some pictures.

    I’ve eaten dinner, petted Barf Kitty, took out the second load of fabric and hung it to dry, and am watching “A Few Good Men”.

    It’s been a nice and relaxing day. I don’t have many of those.

  286. Tedtam Avatar

    I played hooky today. No dirt moving (too wet), no paperwork, very little housecleaning.
    I slept late, met someone around 10:30 and visited for a few hours, went shopping and found some fabric on clearance for $1.50-$3.50 (DANG cheap) and bought some patterns, did some grocery shopping, then visited my sister for a little while. After that, I went home, talked with Lovely for a few minutes, then went to Hermann Park with my camera and walked around for about an hour and half, taking some pictures.
    I’ve eaten dinner, petted Barf Kitty, took out the second load of fabric and hung it to dry, and am watching “A Few Good Men”.
    It’s been a nice and relaxing day. I don’t have many of those.

  287. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    It’s been a nice and relaxing day. I don’t have many of those.

    QUICK get out now and salvage it while you still can!!!!!! 🙂

  288. squawkbox Avatar

    It’s been a nice and relaxing day. I don’t have many of those.

    QUICK get out now and salvage it while you still can!!!!!! 🙂

  289. Tedtam Avatar

    Oh, and I was leaving the park, a crowd was gathering at the outdoor theater. I asked what the show was, thinking I might stay. A young man told me it was “Bella Gaia,” some kind of musical group and projected images of the earth on the sides of the stage.

    I left.

  290. Tedtam Avatar

    Oh, and I was leaving the park, a crowd was gathering at the outdoor theater. I asked what the show was, thinking I might stay. A young man told me it was “Bella Gaia,” some kind of musical group and projected images of the earth on the sides of the stage.
    I left.

  291. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    I saw Bella Gaia a couple of years ago. It was pretty impressive account of America’s preeminence in space. Back when we still had space flight capability.

  292. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    I saw Bella Gaia a couple of years ago. It was pretty impressive account of America’s preeminence in space. Back when we still had space flight capability.

  293. Hamous Avatar

    #155:

    A young man told me it was “Bella Gaia,
    /snip
    I left.

    I can see you use that head of yours for more than a pretty hairdo.

  294. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #155:

    A young man told me it was “Bella Gaia,
    /snip
    I left.

    I can see you use that head of yours for more than a pretty hairdo.

  295. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    I would like to see “Balla Gaia” just for the cinematography and “the show”. I would not be going for any embalmed messages it may contain. A show is a show.

  296. squawkbox Avatar

    I would like to see “Balla Gaia” just for the cinematography and “the show”. I would not be going for any embalmed messages it may contain. A show is a show.

  297. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Shoot I almost forgot.

    The Lyrid meteor shower is on tonight and tomorrow. To be honest, I’ve only seen one of these showers that were worth something, but those in the boonies away from light pollution stand a better chance.

    The Lyrid Meteor Showers happen annually, but this year’s “moonless” night and lack of cloud cover for the western two-thirds of the United States will make for better views.

    For those with deep convictions against viewing the splendor that is our world on Earth Day, the Perseids are in August. 😉

  298. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Shoot I almost forgot.
    The Lyrid meteor shower is on tonight and tomorrow. To be honest, I’ve only seen one of these showers that were worth something, but those in the boonies away from light pollution stand a better chance.

    The Lyrid Meteor Showers happen annually, but this year’s “moonless” night and lack of cloud cover for the western two-thirds of the United States will make for better views.

    For those with deep convictions against viewing the splendor that is our world on Earth Day, the Perseids are in August. 😉

  299. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #99 Darren
    Oh my, I never realized that Squawkie was working at the Renaissance Festival.

  300. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #99 Darren
    Oh my, I never realized that Squawkie was working at the Renaissance Festival.

  301. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    See Shamaal ya gotta get out and expand your horizons. That yard cultivation stuff is gonna kill ya.

    In my travels I have seen many splendors of our Earth. Meteor showers are cool, eclipse are intriguing, lunar eclipses are boring, but nothing compares to seeing the full blown Milky Way or Aurora Borealis.

  302. squawkbox Avatar

    See Shamaal ya gotta get out and expand your horizons. That yard cultivation stuff is gonna kill ya.
    In my travels I have seen many splendors of our Earth. Meteor showers are cool, eclipse are intriguing, lunar eclipses are boring, but nothing compares to seeing the full blown Milky Way or Aurora Borealis.

  303. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #137 Timbo
    A capybara among bluebonnets, whoda thunkit?

  304. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #137 Timbo
    A capybara among bluebonnets, whoda thunkit?

  305. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    I agree, it’s the Milky Way that took my breath away, the Enterprise ran with darkened lights on Yankee Station and the Milky Way spread from horizon to horizon. An incredible amount of stars, enough to give you religion, almost. 😉

  306. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    I agree, it’s the Milky Way that took my breath away, the Enterprise ran with darkened lights on Yankee Station and the Milky Way spread from horizon to horizon. An incredible amount of stars, enough to give you religion, almost. 😉

  307. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #150 Squawk

    Hamous.org
    What you need, when you need it

    That is the role the Couch serves in my life. 🙂

  308. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #150 Squawk

    Hamous.org
    What you need, when you need it

    That is the role the Couch serves in my life. 🙂

  309. Katfish Avatar

    Example of Not Getting It:

    Milan is the Dog Whisperer. Barry is the Dog Crisperer.

    Not quite

    Milan is the Dog Whisperer
    Frederick Malek III is the dog BBQer
    Barry is the Dog eater

    The jokes are not trying to humiliate Obama supporters because their guy tried a little bit of poached poodle, steamed shepherd, hacked hound, grilled griffon, or battered bassett. The jokes are there because Obama and his handlers have spent untold hours trying to craft a very refined image of the president while at the same time diminishing his rival(s) and this whole narrative completely and utterly throws sand in those gears.

    That it’s hilarious on its own merits is simply some really tasty icing on the cake.

  310. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Example of Not Getting It:

    Milan is the Dog Whisperer. Barry is the Dog Crisperer.

    Not quite
    Milan is the Dog Whisperer
    Frederick Malek III is the dog BBQer
    Barry is the Dog eater

    The jokes are not trying to humiliate Obama supporters because their guy tried a little bit of poached poodle, steamed shepherd, hacked hound, grilled griffon, or battered bassett. The jokes are there because Obama and his handlers have spent untold hours trying to craft a very refined image of the president while at the same time diminishing his rival(s) and this whole narrative completely and utterly throws sand in those gears.
    That it’s hilarious on its own merits is simply some really tasty icing on the cake.

  311. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #153 TT
    How is your sister coping? Oh, and glad you had a free day and enjoyed it.

  312. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #153 TT
    How is your sister coping? Oh, and glad you had a free day and enjoyed it.

  313. Katfish Avatar

    #108 shamaal
    You’ve stopped trying.

    That is simply weak.

  314. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #108 shamaal
    You’ve stopped trying.
    That is simply weak.

  315. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    That is what is great about not having religion as I do, I can enjoy God’s creation and fellowship with him without limitations imposed upon me by man.

    Reminds me of the Psalmist’s song

    When I consider thy heavens, the work of thy fingers, the moon and the stars, which thou hast ordained;
    What is man, that thou art mindful of him? and the son of man, that thou visitest him?

    It is all about relationship my friend, not religion. Have a great rest of the weekend. Time for my beauty rest.

  316. squawkbox Avatar

    That is what is great about not having religion as I do, I can enjoy God’s creation and fellowship with him without limitations imposed upon me by man.
    Reminds me of the Psalmist’s song

    When I consider thy heavens, the work of thy fingers, the moon and the stars, which thou hast ordained;
    What is man, that thou art mindful of him? and the son of man, that thou visitest him?

    It is all about relationship my friend, not religion. Have a great rest of the weekend. Time for my beauty rest.

  317. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    #162 msharper

    Not only among Bluebonnets, but Caplin Rose has a website also.

  318. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    #162 msharper
    Not only among Bluebonnets, but Caplin Rose has a website also.

  319. Tedtam Avatar

    Sis is doing better. I know she still has her moments, but she’s getting into her new routine/reality. Rocky’s daughter was coming for a visit as I left today.

  320. Tedtam Avatar

    Sis is doing better. I know she still has her moments, but she’s getting into her new routine/reality. Rocky’s daughter was coming for a visit as I left today.

  321. Tedtam Avatar

    Getting close to the famous courtroom scene with Cruise and Nicholson.

    Can YOU handle the truth?

    Not if you’re a MMGW proponent, I suppose. But here I go, harshing the mellow I’ve spent all day nurturing.

  322. Tedtam Avatar

    Getting close to the famous courtroom scene with Cruise and Nicholson.
    Can YOU handle the truth?
    Not if you’re a MMGW proponent, I suppose. But here I go, harshing the mellow I’ve spent all day nurturing.

  323. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #165 Pyro
    I’m quite sure the dog that Obammy ate as a child was some pathetic skinny mistreated mongrel, not recognizable as descended from any particular breed. Animals are not well treated in the 3rd world.

    I don’t see how the dogmeat jokes humiliate a single one of Obammy’s supporters. The jokes are aimed at HIM.

  324. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #165 Pyro
    I’m quite sure the dog that Obammy ate as a child was some pathetic skinny mistreated mongrel, not recognizable as descended from any particular breed. Animals are not well treated in the 3rd world.
    I don’t see how the dogmeat jokes humiliate a single one of Obammy’s supporters. The jokes are aimed at HIM.

  325. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #168 Squawkster

    Time for my beauty rest.

    Take all the time you need, dude.
    🙂

  326. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #168 Squawkster

    Time for my beauty rest.

    Take all the time you need, dude.
    🙂

  327. Katfish Avatar

    Time for my beauty rest.

    Not sure there’s enough time remaining in the universe to make a difference.

    Sorry, dude.

  328. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Time for my beauty rest.

    Not sure there’s enough time remaining in the universe to make a difference.
    Sorry, dude.

  329. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    #167 wagonburner

    That is simply weak.

    Hey, I thought it was clever, with the naughty nun theme and all.
    I confess the self restraint let’s some of the good jokes get away, but look at the material I have to work with:
    They’ve come down harder on the nuns and their union than they ever did on the priests and let’s face it; if altar boys got pregnant, contraception would be a sacrament. We’ve already established that the church and their institutions offer contraception to their employees because of government laws, now we’re just arguing about the price.

    I’ll try and do better, but it’s not as though the competition is inspiring, the best Darren can do for the Republican nominee is: He’s just like Obama, only Republican; and Darren has to like him, it’s a Mormon Moroni mandate or sumthin.

    I knew I should have included the nun spanking graphic. 😉

  330. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    #167 wagonburner

    That is simply weak.

    Hey, I thought it was clever, with the naughty nun theme and all.
    I confess the self restraint let’s some of the good jokes get away, but look at the material I have to work with:
    They’ve come down harder on the nuns and their union than they ever did on the priests and let’s face it; if altar boys got pregnant, contraception would be a sacrament. We’ve already established that the church and their institutions offer contraception to their employees because of government laws, now we’re just arguing about the price.
    I’ll try and do better, but it’s not as though the competition is inspiring, the best Darren can do for the Republican nominee is: He’s just like Obama, only Republican; and Darren has to like him, it’s a Mormon Moroni mandate or sumthin.
    I knew I should have included the nun spanking graphic. 😉

  331. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    You’re perilously close to the edge….

  332. Hamous Avatar

    You’re perilously close to the edge….

  333. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Say good night Gracie.

  334. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Say good night Gracie.

  335. Katfish Avatar

    Say good night Gracie.

    That’s a very good idea for you right about now…

  336. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Say good night Gracie.

    That’s a very good idea for you right about now…

  337. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Hello Hamsters still awake. Beautiful day to be enjoyed to its fullest. So we did. Windows open–forget the pollen. Tomorrow will do likewise. Summer lurks ever closer.

    Remember the victory at San Jacinto and the valiant souls who won it.

  338. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Hello Hamsters still awake. Beautiful day to be enjoyed to its fullest. So we did. Windows open–forget the pollen. Tomorrow will do likewise. Summer lurks ever closer.
    Remember the victory at San Jacinto and the valiant souls who won it.

  339. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Squawk #148;

    Yup. After Mrs. Darren warfs down a bean burrito, get to your cover…Oh wait, it was about me, wasn’t it. My farts smell pretty. 🙂

  340. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Squawk #148;
    Yup. After Mrs. Darren warfs down a bean burrito, get to your cover…Oh wait, it was about me, wasn’t it. My farts smell pretty. 🙂

  341. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    mharper #160;

    Oh my, I never realized that Squawkie was working at the Renaissance Festival.

    Are you kidding me? Squawkie OWNS the Renaissance Festival!!!

  342. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    mharper #160;

    Oh my, I never realized that Squawkie was working at the Renaissance Festival.

    Are you kidding me? Squawkie OWNS the Renaissance Festival!!!

  343. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    but nothing compares to seeing the full blown Milky Way or Aurora Borealis

    What’s the big deal?

  344. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    but nothing compares to seeing the full blown Milky Way or Aurora Borealis

    What’s the big deal?

  345. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Shamaal #175;

    if altar boys got pregnant, contraception would be a sacrament.

    You’re a very sick person, Shamaal.

    He’s just like Obama, only Republican; and Darren has to like him, it’s a Mormon Moroni mandate or sumthin.

    HERE’S what I like about Romney. Excellent opening to boot.

    Here’s a good section of a “Mormon Moroni mandate”

    43 And again, behold I say unto you that he cannot have faith and hope, save he shall be meek, and lowly of heart.

    44 If so, his faith and hope is vain, for none is acceptable before God, save the meek and lowly in heart; and if a man be meek and lowly in heart, and confesses by the power of the Holy Ghost that Jesus is the Christ, he must needs have charity; for if he have not charity he is nothing; wherefore he must needs have charity.

    45 And charity suffereth long, and is kind, and envieth not, and is not puffed up, seeketh not her own, is not easily provoked, thinketh no evil, and rejoiceth not in iniquity but rejoiceth in the truth, beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things.

    46 Wherefore, my beloved brethren, if ye have not charity, ye are nothing, for charity never faileth. Wherefore, cleave unto charity, which is the greatest of all, for all things must fail—

    47 But charity is the pure love of Christ, and it endureth forever; and whoso is found possessed of it at the last day, it shall be well with him.

    Moroni 7

    Now, from Squawk, to Catholics, to Mormons, you seemd itching to talk religion and since you can’t get your atnatagonistic fix here then try Patheos. I bet there’s an issue there you cant vet about.

  346. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Shamaal #175;

    if altar boys got pregnant, contraception would be a sacrament.

    You’re a very sick person, Shamaal.

    He’s just like Obama, only Republican; and Darren has to like him, it’s a Mormon Moroni mandate or sumthin.

    HERE’S what I like about Romney. Excellent opening to boot.
    Here’s a good section of a “Mormon Moroni mandate”

    43 And again, behold I say unto you that he cannot have faith and hope, save he shall be meek, and lowly of heart.
    44 If so, his faith and hope is vain, for none is acceptable before God, save the meek and lowly in heart; and if a man be meek and lowly in heart, and confesses by the power of the Holy Ghost that Jesus is the Christ, he must needs have charity; for if he have not charity he is nothing; wherefore he must needs have charity.
    45 And charity suffereth long, and is kind, and envieth not, and is not puffed up, seeketh not her own, is not easily provoked, thinketh no evil, and rejoiceth not in iniquity but rejoiceth in the truth, beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things.
    46 Wherefore, my beloved brethren, if ye have not charity, ye are nothing, for charity never faileth. Wherefore, cleave unto charity, which is the greatest of all, for all things must fail—
    47 But charity is the pure love of Christ, and it endureth forever; and whoso is found possessed of it at the last day, it shall be well with him.

    Moroni 7
    Now, from Squawk, to Catholics, to Mormons, you seemd itching to talk religion and since you can’t get your atnatagonistic fix here then try Patheos. I bet there’s an issue there you cant vet about.

  347. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    G’Sunday Morning All

    185 Shammy

    From someone who was actually around back then. Nobody beats this version:
    Larry Williams | Bony Maronie | 1957

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqTEmUekfRI&feature=related

  348. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    G’Sunday Morning All
    185 Shammy
    From someone who was actually around back then. Nobody beats this version:
    Larry Williams | Bony Maronie | 1957
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqTEmUekfRI&feature=related

  349. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    And I plan on being around a few more years so I can do this, too.

    At the age of 90 and married 62 years, these two are acting like they’re in their 20s. This is a great video that shows we are only as old as our attitude. These two were an inspiration to everyone at the clinic that day.

    http://www.godvine.com/Watch-What-This-90-Year-Old-Couple-Does-at-the-Clinic-1106.html

  350. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    And I plan on being around a few more years so I can do this, too.

    At the age of 90 and married 62 years, these two are acting like they’re in their 20s. This is a great video that shows we are only as old as our attitude. These two were an inspiration to everyone at the clinic that day.

    http://www.godvine.com/Watch-What-This-90-Year-Old-Couple-Does-at-the-Clinic-1106.html

  351. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Mockingbirds for two hours this morning. What a varied playlist, one even does a toad call.

  352. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Mockingbirds for two hours this morning. What a varied playlist, one even does a toad call.

  353. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Feminist dilemma. Do I support her success or condemn her for “consorting with the enemy?” How ’bout just letting her live her life?

    Elizabeth Ann Smart Gilmour (born November 3, 1987) is an American activist and contributor for ABC News. She first gained widespread attention at age 14 when she was kidnapped from her home and recovered nine months later.

    Smart was abducted from her bedroom on June 5, 2002, at age 14. She was found nine months later on March 12, 2003, in Sandy, Utah, 18 miles from her home, in the company of Brian David Mitchell and Wanda Ileen Barzee.

    On October 1, 2009, Smart testified to being threatened, tied, and raped daily while she was held captive.

    On November 16, 2009, Barzee announced she would plead guilty to assisting in the kidnapping of Elizabeth Smart, as part of an agreement with prosecutors. On May 19, 2010, Barzee was sentenced to 15 years in federal prison. As part of a plea deal between the defense and federal prosecutors, federal Judge Dale Kimball gave Barzee credit for seven years that she already has served, the U.S. attorney in Utah said.

    On March 1, 2010, Mitchell was found competent to stand trial for the kidnapping and sexual assault charges in federal court by judge Kimball; his trial began on November 8, 2010, and on December 10, 2010, the jury found Mitchell guilty on both counts. On May 25, 2011, Mitchell was sentenced to two life-terms in federal prison.

    With her tragic story, mild smile, and crusade to end crimes against children, Elizabeth Smart has been as controversial as vegetables.
    Elizabeth Smart

    Kidnapped from her bedroom nearly a decade ago, and held hostage and abused for 9 months, Smart, now 24, became a symbol of the worst fears of women (rape) and parents (losing a child). Not only did she survive, but she has spun cruel misfortune into altruism, using her foundation, speaking engagements, and reports for ABC news to advocate for children. Her marriage this year in Hawaii seemed cathartic to anyone who remembered her story from the lurid headlines.

    But her days of being wholly inoffensive may be numbered. Smart, a devout Mormon, is joining Governor Chris Christie as a featured speaker at the New Jersey Right to Life’s annual banquet next week—which seems to prominently place her on one side of the nation’s ongoing culture war.

    “Because I speak to a certain group, it doesn’t mean I endorse or support their agenda or positions, nor am I amenable to tailoring my remarks as such,” said Smart in a statement through her spokesman, Chris Thomas, noting that she has spoken to numerous groups “representing various interests and different religions.”

    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/04/20/elizabeth-smart-to-co-headline-anti-abortion-group-s-dinner.html

  354. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    Feminist dilemma. Do I support her success or condemn her for “consorting with the enemy?” How ’bout just letting her live her life?
    Elizabeth Ann Smart Gilmour (born November 3, 1987) is an American activist and contributor for ABC News. She first gained widespread attention at age 14 when she was kidnapped from her home and recovered nine months later.
    Smart was abducted from her bedroom on June 5, 2002, at age 14. She was found nine months later on March 12, 2003, in Sandy, Utah, 18 miles from her home, in the company of Brian David Mitchell and Wanda Ileen Barzee.
    On October 1, 2009, Smart testified to being threatened, tied, and raped daily while she was held captive.
    On November 16, 2009, Barzee announced she would plead guilty to assisting in the kidnapping of Elizabeth Smart, as part of an agreement with prosecutors. On May 19, 2010, Barzee was sentenced to 15 years in federal prison. As part of a plea deal between the defense and federal prosecutors, federal Judge Dale Kimball gave Barzee credit for seven years that she already has served, the U.S. attorney in Utah said.
    On March 1, 2010, Mitchell was found competent to stand trial for the kidnapping and sexual assault charges in federal court by judge Kimball; his trial began on November 8, 2010, and on December 10, 2010, the jury found Mitchell guilty on both counts. On May 25, 2011, Mitchell was sentenced to two life-terms in federal prison.

    With her tragic story, mild smile, and crusade to end crimes against children, Elizabeth Smart has been as controversial as vegetables.
    Elizabeth Smart
    Kidnapped from her bedroom nearly a decade ago, and held hostage and abused for 9 months, Smart, now 24, became a symbol of the worst fears of women (rape) and parents (losing a child). Not only did she survive, but she has spun cruel misfortune into altruism, using her foundation, speaking engagements, and reports for ABC news to advocate for children. Her marriage this year in Hawaii seemed cathartic to anyone who remembered her story from the lurid headlines.
    But her days of being wholly inoffensive may be numbered. Smart, a devout Mormon, is joining Governor Chris Christie as a featured speaker at the New Jersey Right to Life’s annual banquet next week—which seems to prominently place her on one side of the nation’s ongoing culture war.
    “Because I speak to a certain group, it doesn’t mean I endorse or support their agenda or positions, nor am I amenable to tailoring my remarks as such,” said Smart in a statement through her spokesman, Chris Thomas, noting that she has spoken to numerous groups “representing various interests and different religions.”

    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/04/20/elizabeth-smart-to-co-headline-anti-abortion-group-s-dinner.html

  355. bob42 Avatar

    #45 Thanks Hamous, I stand corrected. Democrat politicians can also confuse religion and science.

    A bill (SB561) named the “Louisiana Academic Freedom Act,” was prefiled on March 21, 2008 in the Louisiana Senate by the Education Committee chair, Ben Nevers, a Bogalusa Democrat.

    The original bill was a little to close in wording to a previous law whose goal was teach creation science. It was ruled unconstitutional in the Edwards vs. Aguillard case of 1987, so the current law was softened up (by a republican) and refiled under a different Bill#.

    Whether it’s Louisiana, Florida, Georgia, Kansas, Pennsylvania, or any other state, efforts such as this are often designed and supported by the Discovery Institute. They have earned a reputation for being dishonest, and I do not trust them.

    Seriously, who in their right mind would want this guy’s “scientific” theories presented to their children as supplemental biology material?

    Time to go to church now. I’m singing at both services. We always throw a couple of Christians to the lions on the 4th Sunday of the month, but since it’s Earth Day we’re sacrificing them to the Goddess Gaea, who is well known for offering scientific alternatives to the theories of evolution. Maybe kids will hear about her someday in biology classes.

  356. bob42 Avatar

    #45 Thanks Hamous, I stand corrected. Democrat politicians can also confuse religion and science.

    A bill (SB561) named the “Louisiana Academic Freedom Act,” was prefiled on March 21, 2008 in the Louisiana Senate by the Education Committee chair, Ben Nevers, a Bogalusa Democrat.

    The original bill was a little to close in wording to a previous law whose goal was teach creation science. It was ruled unconstitutional in the Edwards vs. Aguillard case of 1987, so the current law was softened up (by a republican) and refiled under a different Bill#.
    Whether it’s Louisiana, Florida, Georgia, Kansas, Pennsylvania, or any other state, efforts such as this are often designed and supported by the Discovery Institute. They have earned a reputation for being dishonest, and I do not trust them.
    Seriously, who in their right mind would want this guy’s “scientific” theories presented to their children as supplemental biology material?
    Time to go to church now. I’m singing at both services. We always throw a couple of Christians to the lions on the 4th Sunday of the month, but since it’s Earth Day we’re sacrificing them to the Goddess Gaea, who is well known for offering scientific alternatives to the theories of evolution. Maybe kids will hear about her someday in biology classes.

  357. bob42 Avatar

    I just got a text saying the choir doesn’t have to be there until 9AM. Cool! I have time for another cup of good coffee. The UU stuff isn’t very good (I think it’s cursed.)

    Despite the brutal shortage of chips, Holly and I had a nice, laid back 4/20 and ended up at Outback for a salad and a Sammy. Some of our friends say we’re acting like kids, which is partially true, but at least we’re not wearing matching t-shirts yet.

    And for the record, we’re planting a couple of rose bushes between services. The lions had the weekend off.

  358. bob42 Avatar

    I just got a text saying the choir doesn’t have to be there until 9AM. Cool! I have time for another cup of good coffee. The UU stuff isn’t very good (I think it’s cursed.)
    Despite the brutal shortage of chips, Holly and I had a nice, laid back 4/20 and ended up at Outback for a salad and a Sammy. Some of our friends say we’re acting like kids, which is partially true, but at least we’re not wearing matching t-shirts yet.
    And for the record, we’re planting a couple of rose bushes between services. The lions had the weekend off.

  359. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Yabbut, I was only three in 1957, OT.
    But texpat was already torturing me.

  360. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Yabbut, I was only three in 1957, OT.
    But texpat was already torturing me.

  361. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Bad math. I was only two.

  362. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Bad math. I was only two.

  363. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Now, from Squawk, to Catholics, to Mormons, you seemd itching to talk religion and since you can’t get your atnatagonistic fix here then try Patheos. I bet there’s an issue there you cant vet about.

    Shamaal has a problem …….. he cannot antagonize me. Not once ever has he ever caused my hackles to be raised.

  364. squawkbox Avatar

    Now, from Squawk, to Catholics, to Mormons, you seemd itching to talk religion and since you can’t get your atnatagonistic fix here then try Patheos. I bet there’s an issue there you cant vet about.

    Shamaal has a problem …….. he cannot antagonize me. Not once ever has he ever caused my hackles to be raised.

  365. Dooood Avatar

    PJTV and PJMedia contributor, Richard Grenell has been appointed foreign policy advisor and spokesman for Mitt Romney.

    From what I know of Richard, he is particularly close to John Bolton, which augurs well for those of us who would like to see Bolton return to the UN or assume an even higher foreign policy role in a possible Romney administration. With all the ongoing treachery of Iran, Syria, the putative “Arab Spring,” Hamas, Hezbollah, North Korea, etc., etc., Bolton’s more needed now than ever — and the Grenell appointment points the way.

    Richard also has considerable background as a spokesperson for Republican politicians (George Pataki, San Diego Mayor Susan Golding, etc.).

    But there’s one thing about Grenell not mentioned in the politically correct WaPo – he’s openly gay.

    What, you say – who cares? And you are correct.

    Roger thinks Axelrod is a putz.

    Team Axelrod is another matter. Recently they have done everything in their power to stir the pot with phony distractions – fake racism, fake sexism, fake classism, even fake dogs. You name it, they’ve done it – except do any honest analysis of our current economic and foreign policy situation.

    So what’s to prevent them from coming after Richard, stirring that same pot yet again to provoke virtually anyone to bite? After all, even if it creates but ten minutes of distraction, that’s ten minutes the public is not paying attention to the real issues, issues that hurt the president. Team Axelrod may not be able to resist.

    Well, David, as one Jew to another, enough already. Stop this and the rest of your bogus attacks and distractions.

  366. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    PJTV and PJMedia contributor, Richard Grenell has been appointed foreign policy advisor and spokesman for Mitt Romney.

    From what I know of Richard, he is particularly close to John Bolton, which augurs well for those of us who would like to see Bolton return to the UN or assume an even higher foreign policy role in a possible Romney administration. With all the ongoing treachery of Iran, Syria, the putative “Arab Spring,” Hamas, Hezbollah, North Korea, etc., etc., Bolton’s more needed now than ever — and the Grenell appointment points the way.
    Richard also has considerable background as a spokesperson for Republican politicians (George Pataki, San Diego Mayor Susan Golding, etc.).
    But there’s one thing about Grenell not mentioned in the politically correct WaPo – he’s openly gay.
    What, you say – who cares? And you are correct.

    Roger thinks Axelrod is a putz.

    Team Axelrod is another matter. Recently they have done everything in their power to stir the pot with phony distractions – fake racism, fake sexism, fake classism, even fake dogs. You name it, they’ve done it – except do any honest analysis of our current economic and foreign policy situation.
    So what’s to prevent them from coming after Richard, stirring that same pot yet again to provoke virtually anyone to bite? After all, even if it creates but ten minutes of distraction, that’s ten minutes the public is not paying attention to the real issues, issues that hurt the president. Team Axelrod may not be able to resist.
    Well, David, as one Jew to another, enough already. Stop this and the rest of your bogus attacks and distractions.

  367. Hamous Avatar

    It seems to me from reading lots of posts, articles and such that, in most cases (M42 is specifically excepted here), atheists are:
    1) Liberals
    2) Bitter
    3) Angry at the world
    4) Take joy in aggravating those who do not believe as they do/don’t
    5) Liars
    6) Love to pretend to be the smartest person in the room
    7) When presented with facts that make them look like the fool they are, they attack the source of fact, the bringer of said facts or throw up other clouds of irrelevant BPH so they don’t have to deal with the facts presented.
    8) Seem to thrive on conflict and strife, if there isn’t any they tend to create it
    9) Are almost universally anti Israel.

    The characteristics above all point to mental illness, which makes sense because you have to be crazy to not believe in God.

  368. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    It seems to me from reading lots of posts, articles and such that, in most cases (M42 is specifically excepted here), atheists are:
    1) Liberals
    2) Bitter
    3) Angry at the world
    4) Take joy in aggravating those who do not believe as they do/don’t
    5) Liars
    6) Love to pretend to be the smartest person in the room
    7) When presented with facts that make them look like the fool they are, they attack the source of fact, the bringer of said facts or throw up other clouds of irrelevant BPH so they don’t have to deal with the facts presented.
    8) Seem to thrive on conflict and strife, if there isn’t any they tend to create it
    9) Are almost universally anti Israel.
    The characteristics above all point to mental illness, which makes sense because you have to be crazy to not believe in God.

  369. Hamous Avatar

    OK, who is gonna take the big 200 prize? This should serve to at least get someone “on deck”, so whozit gonna be?

  370. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    OK, who is gonna take the big 200 prize? This should serve to at least get someone “on deck”, so whozit gonna be?

  371. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    Your Papers Please,….
    The cops were racists, I’m sure.
    Mornin’ Gang

  372. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Your Papers Please,….
    The cops were racists, I’m sure.
    Mornin’ Gang

  373. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    #199 😀

  374. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #199 😀

  375. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #196 Bones
    The only atheists who get any publicity are the ones who are rampaging with an agenda. It’s just like the gay agenda. There are quiet gays and atheists, just living their lives. Then there are rabid gays and atheists who want to shove their views down your throat. Won’t give up until you agree with them, or are kicked to the curb if you just won’t agree with them no matter what.

    Without stats — but I’d venture to say that most atheists live quiet lives. Maybe most of the quiet ones just keep it to themselves, so you don’t know who they are, or how many there are.

  376. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #196 Bones
    The only atheists who get any publicity are the ones who are rampaging with an agenda. It’s just like the gay agenda. There are quiet gays and atheists, just living their lives. Then there are rabid gays and atheists who want to shove their views down your throat. Won’t give up until you agree with them, or are kicked to the curb if you just won’t agree with them no matter what.
    Without stats — but I’d venture to say that most atheists live quiet lives. Maybe most of the quiet ones just keep it to themselves, so you don’t know who they are, or how many there are.

  377. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Shamaal has a problem …….. he cannot antagonize me. Not once ever has he ever caused my hackles to be raised.

    LOL 😉
    Not a goal, nor even a challenge.

    Blogs are interesting places, with a variety of people. Discussion with one individual oftentimes spills over into another, it is this cross-pollination that I engage in. General rules against pedantry, OCD and ad hominem attacks generally keep me clear of the rocks and shoals. I lead a very structured worklife, and the Couch permits me to talk of other things. I have learned much here and I suspect others have also.
    For instance we learned yesterday that the Keystone Pipeline was completed in 2010 and flows 500M+ bbl of Canadian oil daily to the US. Many folks confuse this with the extension (Keystone XL) and mistakenly believe that the President has some sort of animosity against Canadian oil. An educated electorate is an informed electorate.
    The mockingbirds are still going at it and the snakes are moving into cover. Soon it will be time for Gypsy to run.

  378. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Shamaal has a problem …….. he cannot antagonize me. Not once ever has he ever caused my hackles to be raised.

    LOL 😉
    Not a goal, nor even a challenge.
    Blogs are interesting places, with a variety of people. Discussion with one individual oftentimes spills over into another, it is this cross-pollination that I engage in. General rules against pedantry, OCD and ad hominem attacks generally keep me clear of the rocks and shoals. I lead a very structured worklife, and the Couch permits me to talk of other things. I have learned much here and I suspect others have also.
    For instance we learned yesterday that the Keystone Pipeline was completed in 2010 and flows 500M+ bbl of Canadian oil daily to the US. Many folks confuse this with the extension (Keystone XL) and mistakenly believe that the President has some sort of animosity against Canadian oil. An educated electorate is an informed electorate.
    The mockingbirds are still going at it and the snakes are moving into cover. Soon it will be time for Gypsy to run.

  379. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Iron Mary sez:
    Gor blimey, 200, ya scurvey landlubbers!

  380. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Iron Mary sez:
    Gor blimey, 200, ya scurvey landlubbers!

  381. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    #202 😀

  382. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #202 😀

  383. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    I’m shocked!

    The Mexican executive, previously the lawyer in charge of obtaining construction permits, said in emails and follow-up conversations that Wal-Mart de Mexico paid bribes to obtain permits throughout the country in its rush to build stores nationwide, the Times reported.

    I mean seriously, la mordida is endemic to Mexico. It is the only way to get ANYTHING done. Anyone that’s driven more than 50 miles into Mexico in the last 100 years knows to 1) have a vehicle that can outrun the local LEOs (not a hard thing) or, 2) be prepared to fork over a few bucks to continue your trip.

    Of course now you don’t drive into Mexico at all. Not because of la mordida but in fear for your life.

    /insert tired old “war on a plant” rant here

  384. Hamous Avatar

    I’m shocked!

    The Mexican executive, previously the lawyer in charge of obtaining construction permits, said in emails and follow-up conversations that Wal-Mart de Mexico paid bribes to obtain permits throughout the country in its rush to build stores nationwide, the Times reported.

    I mean seriously, la mordida is endemic to Mexico. It is the only way to get ANYTHING done. Anyone that’s driven more than 50 miles into Mexico in the last 100 years knows to 1) have a vehicle that can outrun the local LEOs (not a hard thing) or, 2) be prepared to fork over a few bucks to continue your trip.
    Of course now you don’t drive into Mexico at all. Not because of la mordida but in fear for your life.
    /insert tired old “war on a plant” rant here

  385. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Dave, you might have an FB friend request. From Iron Mary, I betcha.

  386. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Dave, you might have an FB friend request. From Iron Mary, I betcha.

  387. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    Hey, Dan Patrick is on CH 2, not sure what’s it about.

  388. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Hey, Dan Patrick is on CH 2, not sure what’s it about.

  389. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Interesting study that 6% of the FB crowd gets their political news from FB. I don’t have an account so I don’t know anything about it. Over at DK some wag has classified the FB community into 5 types of political friends.
    1. The Republican Yapper:
    2. The Do-Gooder Slacktivsit:
    3. The Low-Information “Swing” Voter Who Consistently Reminds You Of How Low-Information They Are:
    4. The Insider:
    5. The Future Candidate:

  390. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Interesting study that 6% of the FB crowd gets their political news from FB. I don’t have an account so I don’t know anything about it. Over at DK some wag has classified the FB community into 5 types of political friends.
    1. The Republican Yapper:
    2. The Do-Gooder Slacktivsit:
    3. The Low-Information “Swing” Voter Who Consistently Reminds You Of How Low-Information They Are:
    4. The Insider:
    5. The Future Candidate:

  391. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Here’s something I didn’t know:

    The most serious misconduct by a Secret Service advance team occurred on November 22, 1963, in Dallas, Texas. Six members of the president’s security detail were seen drinking at the local press club until 3 a.m., and then reportedly took the party to an after-hours club. Less than six hours later, President John F. Kennedy was shot dead in his motorcade.

  392. Hamous Avatar

    Here’s something I didn’t know:

    The most serious misconduct by a Secret Service advance team occurred on November 22, 1963, in Dallas, Texas. Six members of the president’s security detail were seen drinking at the local press club until 3 a.m., and then reportedly took the party to an after-hours club. Less than six hours later, President John F. Kennedy was shot dead in his motorcade.

  393. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    #208 I heard about that on the radio last week and I too, hadn’t heard about it. The Media was TOTALLY different back then. They never spoke of Kennedy’s stepping out with other women.

  394. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #208 I heard about that on the radio last week and I too, hadn’t heard about it. The Media was TOTALLY different back then. They never spoke of Kennedy’s stepping out with other women.

  395. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    This is disturbing. If I understand the story, a group of hackers infected 4M computers to direct their activity to a phony DNS server that then redirected traffic to other sites and taking $14M+ advertising revenue credit on the routing. When busted, the FBI replaced the phony servers, with their phony servers that do the right thing. The FBI’s getting tired of paying the upkeep and wants to close out the server but claim so many folks are infected, things will come to a halt for a large number of folks.
    This sounds like something that one gets in an email.
    The FBI press release is here.
    How to determine that you are infected is here, click on the first line in the table.

    There is so much more here about government capabilities than meets the eye.

  396. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    This is disturbing. If I understand the story, a group of hackers infected 4M computers to direct their activity to a phony DNS server that then redirected traffic to other sites and taking $14M+ advertising revenue credit on the routing. When busted, the FBI replaced the phony servers, with their phony servers that do the right thing. The FBI’s getting tired of paying the upkeep and wants to close out the server but claim so many folks are infected, things will come to a halt for a large number of folks.
    This sounds like something that one gets in an email.
    The FBI press release is here.
    How to determine that you are infected is here, click on the first line in the table.
    There is so much more here about government capabilities than meets the eye.

  397. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    There is photographic evidence (black & white) that five-year-old Texpat, with sixshooters, red Western boots and sadistic smile had incarcerated the young, innocent toddler Shannon in a makeshift patio-furniture-jail. They got to him as he was trying to figure out how to knot a noose in the rope thrown over the swingset.

    Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen…

  398. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    There is photographic evidence (black & white) that five-year-old Texpat, with sixshooters, red Western boots and sadistic smile had incarcerated the young, innocent toddler Shannon in a makeshift patio-furniture-jail. They got to him as he was trying to figure out how to knot a noose in the rope thrown over the swingset.
    Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen…

  399. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    An example of the kind of unconfirmed, gratuitous, mud-slinging that has displaced civil discourse …………….
    This is clearly a poorly veiled attempt to try texpat in the media.
    Unless the alluded to photo is produced I refuse to believe the alleged victim and question his motives. 😉

  400. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    An example of the kind of unconfirmed, gratuitous, mud-slinging that has displaced civil discourse …………….
    This is clearly a poorly veiled attempt to try texpat in the media.
    Unless the alluded to photo is produced I refuse to believe the alleged victim and question his motives. 😉

  401. Dooood Avatar

    Priorities USA, a super-PAC focused on reelecting President Obama, has asked former President Bill Clinton to help them pick up the pace on fundraising.

    The group, which is headed by former Obama White House staffers, has struggled to keep pace with pro-GOP outside groups. It has raised $8.8 million with $5 million in the bank, according to new reports, while the pro-Romney Restore Our Future has brought in $51.9 million and still has $6.5 million left after an expensive primary.

    The pro-Republican American Crossroads and Crossroads GPS have raised nearly $100 million and plan to spend a total of $250 million on this election. If Priorities USA and other pro-Democratic super-PACs can’t pick up the fundraising pace Democrats and their allies could be vastly outspent by their opposite groups this year.

    That’s funny, BO never needed Willie Jeff’s help before. I thought Barack was so magical and mystical the money flowed to him out of the heavens.

    The quid pro quo has to be deadly on this one. Not to mention the humiliation factor.

  402. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Priorities USA, a super-PAC focused on reelecting President Obama, has asked former President Bill Clinton to help them pick up the pace on fundraising.

    The group, which is headed by former Obama White House staffers, has struggled to keep pace with pro-GOP outside groups. It has raised $8.8 million with $5 million in the bank, according to new reports, while the pro-Romney Restore Our Future has brought in $51.9 million and still has $6.5 million left after an expensive primary.
    The pro-Republican American Crossroads and Crossroads GPS have raised nearly $100 million and plan to spend a total of $250 million on this election. If Priorities USA and other pro-Democratic super-PACs can’t pick up the fundraising pace Democrats and their allies could be vastly outspent by their opposite groups this year.

    That’s funny, BO never needed Willie Jeff’s help before. I thought Barack was so magical and mystical the money flowed to him out of the heavens.
    The quid pro quo has to be deadly on this one. Not to mention the humiliation factor.

  403. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Speaking of rubber chickens launched into space .……………

    During the two and a half hour flight, Camilla spent approximately 90 minutes in the stratosphere where temperatures (-40 to -60 C) and air pressures (1% sea level) are akin to those on the planet Mars. The balloon popped, as planned, at an altitude of about 40 km and Camilla parachuted safely back to Earth. The entire payload was recovered intact from a landing site in the Inyo Mountains.
    The payload, a modified department store lunchbox, carried four cameras, a cryogenic thermometer, and two GPS trackers. Seven insects and two dozen sunflower seeds also rode along to test their response to near-space travel. The seeds were a variety known to gardeners as “Sunspot” (Helianthus annuus).

    Favorite paragraph

    The seven insects did not survive the voyage and their corpses are being affixed to a “black ‘Foamboard of Death,’ a rare collection of bugs that have been to the edge of space.”

  404. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Speaking of rubber chickens launched into space .……………

    During the two and a half hour flight, Camilla spent approximately 90 minutes in the stratosphere where temperatures (-40 to -60 C) and air pressures (1% sea level) are akin to those on the planet Mars. The balloon popped, as planned, at an altitude of about 40 km and Camilla parachuted safely back to Earth. The entire payload was recovered intact from a landing site in the Inyo Mountains.
    The payload, a modified department store lunchbox, carried four cameras, a cryogenic thermometer, and two GPS trackers. Seven insects and two dozen sunflower seeds also rode along to test their response to near-space travel. The seeds were a variety known to gardeners as “Sunspot” (Helianthus annuus).

    Favorite paragraph

    The seven insects did not survive the voyage and their corpses are being affixed to a “black ‘Foamboard of Death,’ a rare collection of bugs that have been to the edge of space.”

  405. Dooood Avatar

    The world has gone to hell when the only person to rally in defense of my honor is the scalawag, Shamaal.

  406. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    The world has gone to hell when the only person to rally in defense of my honor is the scalawag, Shamaal.

  407. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    214
    The photo is screwed into the wall above his mantel. You have to go to NJ to see it.

  408. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    214
    The photo is screwed into the wall above his mantel. You have to go to NJ to see it.

  409. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Yeah, that’s what they all say when called out. 😉

  410. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Yeah, that’s what they all say when called out. 😉

  411. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    You’ll fit right in, Shameless.
    He routinely welcomes liberals into his home.
    For slicing and dicing.
    Though he may be bored with shooting fish in a barrel.
    He may have moved on to more challenging prey than you.

  412. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    You’ll fit right in, Shameless.
    He routinely welcomes liberals into his home.
    For slicing and dicing.
    Though he may be bored with shooting fish in a barrel.
    He may have moved on to more challenging prey than you.

  413. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #200 mharper

    One of the many things I like about you is that you have never been openly hostile to those of us that believe in God. And I’d be willing to bet that you’re the same way privately. You also understand when those of us that do believe talk about militant atheists we are indeed making a distinction. While others use it as a buzzword or weapon, you know the true meaning of “tolerance”. Thank you.

  414. Hamous Avatar

    #200 mharper
    One of the many things I like about you is that you have never been openly hostile to those of us that believe in God. And I’d be willing to bet that you’re the same way privately. You also understand when those of us that do believe talk about militant atheists we are indeed making a distinction. While others use it as a buzzword or weapon, you know the true meaning of “tolerance”. Thank you.

  415. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #215 Texpat
    Well, I was feeling sorry for Shannon myself. Never occurred to me he would exaggerate about something like that.

  416. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #215 Texpat
    Well, I was feeling sorry for Shannon myself. Never occurred to me he would exaggerate about something like that.

  417. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    If we could just get a lovable LibProg around here…

  418. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    If we could just get a lovable LibProg around here…

  419. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #219 Hammy
    Think how lonely and friendless I would be if I were “openly hostile to those of us that believe in God.” I would not want to associate with the people who are demanding that we, as Dr Savage puts it, “tear the crosses off of war memorials.”

  420. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #219 Hammy
    Think how lonely and friendless I would be if I were “openly hostile to those of us that believe in God.” I would not want to associate with the people who are demanding that we, as Dr Savage puts it, “tear the crosses off of war memorials.”

  421. Katfish Avatar

    /* polite golf clap */

  422. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    /* polite golf clap */

  423. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    223
    Tee hee hee

  424. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    223
    Tee hee hee

  425. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    If we could just get a lovable LibProg around here…

    I don’t think that’s possible, but not because it’s anyone’s fault. Political persuasion doesn’t lend itself to tolerance whereas belief in a higher power does. Good people like MHarper recognize that a group erecting a lonely cross in a desert has no effect on her well-being. Those of us who are faithful recognize that her “non-belief” in a higher power has no effect on our well-being.

    Libprogs have put their faith in an omnipotent, omniscient government that can solve all the world’s problems. True conservatives know that when your god is government the necessary end result is tyranny. The two belief systems are incompatible, hence we will never have a lovable libprog here.

  426. Hamous Avatar

    If we could just get a lovable LibProg around here…

    I don’t think that’s possible, but not because it’s anyone’s fault. Political persuasion doesn’t lend itself to tolerance whereas belief in a higher power does. Good people like MHarper recognize that a group erecting a lonely cross in a desert has no effect on her well-being. Those of us who are faithful recognize that her “non-belief” in a higher power has no effect on our well-being.
    Libprogs have put their faith in an omnipotent, omniscient government that can solve all the world’s problems. True conservatives know that when your god is government the necessary end result is tyranny. The two belief systems are incompatible, hence we will never have a lovable libprog here.

  427. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    I’m lovable, ask Gypsy.

  428. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    I’m lovable, ask Gypsy.

  429. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #226 Hammy
    Actually, I want the crosses to remain on the war memorials, everywhere they are. I don’t support eradicating history, for any reason. Removing the desert memorial you mentioned is exactly the same as the Taliban dynamiting those Buddhist statues in Afghanistan.

  430. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #226 Hammy
    Actually, I want the crosses to remain on the war memorials, everywhere they are. I don’t support eradicating history, for any reason. Removing the desert memorial you mentioned is exactly the same as the Taliban dynamiting those Buddhist statues in Afghanistan.

  431. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Obviously I do not share Hamous’ doom and gloom pessimism of the American Republic. The very notion of politics is predicated upon negotiation, we won’t delve into examples of “religious tolerance” other than to say there is a reason the Constitution insists that no religion wil gain political power.

    Tired bromides of “Libprogs have put their faith in an omnipotent, omniscient government that can solve all the world’s problems.” may carry weight with the Limbaugh crowd, but luckily the electorate is not as easily fooled.

    True conservatives know that when your god is government the necessary end result is tyranny.

    What a wonderful, self-fulfilling phrase. I would put it as: Liberals know that when the tool is government the necessary end result is tyranny. See, Gods are immutable: the government can be changed, Gods can not. The government serves the people, all of them, not the other way around.

  432. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Obviously I do not share Hamous’ doom and gloom pessimism of the American Republic. The very notion of politics is predicated upon negotiation, we won’t delve into examples of “religious tolerance” other than to say there is a reason the Constitution insists that no religion wil gain political power.
    Tired bromides of “Libprogs have put their faith in an omnipotent, omniscient government that can solve all the world’s problems.” may carry weight with the Limbaugh crowd, but luckily the electorate is not as easily fooled.

    True conservatives know that when your god is government the necessary end result is tyranny.

    What a wonderful, self-fulfilling phrase. I would put it as: Liberals know that when the tool is government the necessary end result is tyranny. See, Gods are immutable: the government can be changed, Gods can not. The government serves the people, all of them, not the other way around.

  433. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    I rest my case.

  434. Dooood Avatar

    #227 shamaalpo

    I’m lovable, ask Gypsy.

    She’s faking it. Gypsy is just terrified you’ll donate her for some White House dinner.

  435. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    #227 shamaalpo

    I’m lovable, ask Gypsy.

    She’s faking it. Gypsy is just terrified you’ll donate her for some White House dinner.

  436. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    snork!
    Now it’s DDP on the keyboard. Luckily there’s no sugar in it.

  437. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    snork!
    Now it’s DDP on the keyboard. Luckily there’s no sugar in it.

  438. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    226, 229
    Tired bromides are sometimes truisms.

    One truism is that lovable LibProgs are hard to find. Even when well-delivered, their humor is most often a feint leading to nastiness.

    There are funny atheists.

    There are no funny progressives. They are too miserable.

  439. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    226, 229
    Tired bromides are sometimes truisms.
    One truism is that lovable LibProgs are hard to find. Even when well-delivered, their humor is most often a feint leading to nastiness.
    There are funny atheists.
    There are no funny progressives. They are too miserable.

  440. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    There are no funny progressives. They are too miserable.

    They even have a poster boy.

  441. Hamous Avatar

    There are no funny progressives. They are too miserable.

    They even have a poster boy.

  442. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    This isn’t good

    Egypt’s national gas company EGAS announced Sunday that it will be cancelling its natural gas supply deal with Israel.

    Israel gets 40% of their natural gas from Egypt. I’m suspect, somehow, the US is paying for it.

  443. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    This isn’t good

    Egypt’s national gas company EGAS announced Sunday that it will be cancelling its natural gas supply deal with Israel.

    Israel gets 40% of their natural gas from Egypt. I’m suspect, somehow, the US is paying for it.

  444. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    #227
    Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
    ~ Ann Landers
    😀

  445. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #227
    Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
    ~ Ann Landers
    😀

  446. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    #230 Hambone
    I rest my case. Yup, perzactly.
    #223 Shannon, truer words were never spoken.

  447. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #230 Hambone
    I rest my case. Yup, perzactly.
    #223 Shannon, truer words were never spoken.

  448. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    My lame attempts at humor lead to nastiness only 10% of the time.
    🙂

  449. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    My lame attempts at humor lead to nastiness only 10% of the time.
    🙂

  450. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Speaking of weather…this day in SE Texas is almost painfully exquisite.

  451. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Speaking of weather…this day in SE Texas is almost painfully exquisite.

  452. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    #219 Hamous. I concur wholeheartedly with your sentiments. Mharper42 is a lady of wit, taste, and decorum. The Hamster sofa is graced by her presence.

  453. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    #219 Hamous. I concur wholeheartedly with your sentiments. Mharper42 is a lady of wit, taste, and decorum. The Hamster sofa is graced by her presence.

  454. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #241
    Adee, what a compliment, and from La Grande Dame of Hamsterville!

    It’s that rowdy Iron Mary that gives decorum a run for its money.

  455. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #241
    Adee, what a compliment, and from La Grande Dame of Hamsterville!
    It’s that rowdy Iron Mary that gives decorum a run for its money.

  456. Dooood Avatar

    Walter Russell Mead headlines it this way:

    At The NYT: Clueless Blue Deer Meet Onrushing Truck

    Mead writes in his blog at the American Enterprise Institute:

    Schadenfreude alert: readers, and especially those who don’t much like the New York Times, should make sure they are not eating soup or holding hot liquids before viewing the video below. Uncontrollable gales of laughter stemming from excessive levels of schadenfreude may cause spilling and staining.

    …and these bluest of Blue State geniuses seem utterly oblivious to the history surrounding them. The avulsion of communication in free societies has yielded the power to the masses as they have lost their gatekeeper status. These reputedly intelligent elitists have somehow not noticed dramatic changes effecting everyone else’s lives but their own, as if they, and they alone, should be immune by special divine dispensation.

    It’s an entitled blue deer, meet onrushing truck kind of moment. The Guild is talking about a strike, and an array of Times staffers, including some famous bylines that are well known in news circles, worry aloud that the new plan could make them eat cat food and sleep in boxes on the street in old age. (Or late middle age, anyway; not one staffer talks about working past 65.)

    Nobody in the video talks about the changes in the news business that threatens to drive the Times into a deep dive. Nobody talks about the prospect of future significant staff cuts if costs can’t be contained. None of them discuss the incongruity between their own naive sense of entitlement and what is going on in the cities, companies and countries they cover.

    They just want the money.

  457. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Walter Russell Mead headlines it this way:
    At The NYT: Clueless Blue Deer Meet Onrushing Truck
    Mead writes in his blog at the American Enterprise Institute:

    Schadenfreude alert: readers, and especially those who don’t much like the New York Times, should make sure they are not eating soup or holding hot liquids before viewing the video below. Uncontrollable gales of laughter stemming from excessive levels of schadenfreude may cause spilling and staining.

    …and these bluest of Blue State geniuses seem utterly oblivious to the history surrounding them. The avulsion of communication in free societies has yielded the power to the masses as they have lost their gatekeeper status. These reputedly intelligent elitists have somehow not noticed dramatic changes effecting everyone else’s lives but their own, as if they, and they alone, should be immune by special divine dispensation.

    It’s an entitled blue deer, meet onrushing truck kind of moment. The Guild is talking about a strike, and an array of Times staffers, including some famous bylines that are well known in news circles, worry aloud that the new plan could make them eat cat food and sleep in boxes on the street in old age. (Or late middle age, anyway; not one staffer talks about working past 65.)
    Nobody in the video talks about the changes in the news business that threatens to drive the Times into a deep dive. Nobody talks about the prospect of future significant staff cuts if costs can’t be contained. None of them discuss the incongruity between their own naive sense of entitlement and what is going on in the cities, companies and countries they cover.
    They just want the money.

  458. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Good afternoon Hamsters. Another day worthy of the Snoopy Happy Dance began with 48 at 6 out here on the moores on the north bank of the Brazos at Richmond. Currently 80 with 23% humidity, windows open and house still very comfortable, dappled shade in the yards, and a gorgeous clear blue sky above. Thank you, Lord.

    Two more flowerbeds to plant, and we’ve finished the yards. Ten flats of begonias are waiting for the landscape help early in the week. Then it’s a matter of keeping the digging nocturnal critters away so everything survives until late Fall. Last year that was not possible.
    But then, last year a lot was not possible. Please keep the rain coming.

  459. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Good afternoon Hamsters. Another day worthy of the Snoopy Happy Dance began with 48 at 6 out here on the moores on the north bank of the Brazos at Richmond. Currently 80 with 23% humidity, windows open and house still very comfortable, dappled shade in the yards, and a gorgeous clear blue sky above. Thank you, Lord.
    Two more flowerbeds to plant, and we’ve finished the yards. Ten flats of begonias are waiting for the landscape help early in the week. Then it’s a matter of keeping the digging nocturnal critters away so everything survives until late Fall. Last year that was not possible.
    But then, last year a lot was not possible. Please keep the rain coming.

  460. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Shamaal/Darren

    Shamaal has a problem …….. he cannot antagonize me. Not once ever has he ever caused my hackles to be raised.

    and

    LOL
    Not a goal, nor even a challenge.

    Should have qualified my statement with:
    If Shamaal’s intent is to……etc etc etc

    Hell I do not know or even care what Shamaal’s agenda or intent is or if he even has one. I simply enjoy the banter/exchange. My ego is not that big and I do not live in an illusion that I can change anyone’s mind about anything.

    Back to enjoying this beautiful day.
    /Besides I wanted #200. As usual late again. 😉

  461. squawkbox Avatar

    Shamaal/Darren

    Shamaal has a problem …….. he cannot antagonize me. Not once ever has he ever caused my hackles to be raised.

    and

    LOL
    Not a goal, nor even a challenge.

    Should have qualified my statement with:
    If Shamaal’s intent is to……etc etc etc
    Hell I do not know or even care what Shamaal’s agenda or intent is or if he even has one. I simply enjoy the banter/exchange. My ego is not that big and I do not live in an illusion that I can change anyone’s mind about anything.
    Back to enjoying this beautiful day.
    /Besides I wanted #200. As usual late again. 😉

  462. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Ooops, not sure how the boldface showed up other than for the 48, which was the only intended item,

  463. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Ooops, not sure how the boldface showed up other than for the 48, which was the only intended item,

  464. Tedtam Avatar

    I just got back from berry picking with my sister. It was good, bringing back memories of our childhood. We were joshing about the people driving by and had a serious talk about our parents, but in general, we were just hanging out and picking berries. It was just *good* to see her out and doing things again.

    I love my sis.

  465. Tedtam Avatar

    I just got back from berry picking with my sister. It was good, bringing back memories of our childhood. We were joshing about the people driving by and had a serious talk about our parents, but in general, we were just hanging out and picking berries. It was just *good* to see her out and doing things again.
    I love my sis.

  466. Dooood Avatar

    #245 Squawk

    …I do not live in an illusion that I can change anyone’s mind about anything.

    That’s right and don’t you forget it !

  467. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    #245 Squawk

    …I do not live in an illusion that I can change anyone’s mind about anything.

    That’s right and don’t you forget it !

  468. Tedtam Avatar

    I was thinking about making another trip to the park, and looked up the Houston Zoo. I found this comment:

    PooPee ‎ – Aug 8, 2011
    The people there are more interesting than the animals! the size of these women … and their kids! OMG this place is filthy. Typical houston style, all about christ and filth.

    Where the heckfahr did CHRIST enter the conversation?

    And the name “PooPee”? Yep, you got that right, anyway.

  469. Tedtam Avatar

    I was thinking about making another trip to the park, and looked up the Houston Zoo. I found this comment:

    PooPee ‎ – Aug 8, 2011
    The people there are more interesting than the animals! the size of these women … and their kids! OMG this place is filthy. Typical houston style, all about christ and filth.

    Where the heckfahr did CHRIST enter the conversation?
    And the name “PooPee”? Yep, you got that right, anyway.

  470. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Ya gotta watch out for those bible-thumping Jesus monkeys.

  471. Hamous Avatar

    Ya gotta watch out for those bible-thumping Jesus monkeys.

  472. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Especially if they are large and filthy.
    🙂

  473. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Especially if they are large and filthy.
    🙂

  474. bob42 Avatar

    It was a busy but fun morning. Because of their highly developed appreciation for music, UU audiences are a tough crowd when it comes to applause. It only happens about a third of the time, and in my 5+ years singing there we’ve only received one standing-O. Both of our pieces earned it today at both services. A few folks mentioned that they got chills during the ff A Capella part. It’s late in the season, choir membership is up, we’ve found a good blend, and are doing more difficult tunes until the end of May when our summer break begins. I like it.

    A minor emergency awaited me at home afterwords. Some say that duct tape is a fix for all problems, but when it comes to a 1/2″ hole in a sink drain pipe, it’s just not up to the task. Instead, I temporarily MacGyvered it with a carefully whittled champagne cork, left over from 8 days ago when Holly arrived. Naturally, I treated her to some plumber’s rear cleavage in the process.

    Now that the plumbing is “fixed” a busy evening is ahead. We’re headed up to the Montrose to visit older daughter and get a nibble at Katz’s. Until then, be wary of atheists. I’m told that they all eat babies.

  475. bob42 Avatar

    It was a busy but fun morning. Because of their highly developed appreciation for music, UU audiences are a tough crowd when it comes to applause. It only happens about a third of the time, and in my 5+ years singing there we’ve only received one standing-O. Both of our pieces earned it today at both services. A few folks mentioned that they got chills during the ff A Capella part. It’s late in the season, choir membership is up, we’ve found a good blend, and are doing more difficult tunes until the end of May when our summer break begins. I like it.
    A minor emergency awaited me at home afterwords. Some say that duct tape is a fix for all problems, but when it comes to a 1/2″ hole in a sink drain pipe, it’s just not up to the task. Instead, I temporarily MacGyvered it with a carefully whittled champagne cork, left over from 8 days ago when Holly arrived. Naturally, I treated her to some plumber’s rear cleavage in the process.
    Now that the plumbing is “fixed” a busy evening is ahead. We’re headed up to the Montrose to visit older daughter and get a nibble at Katz’s. Until then, be wary of atheists. I’m told that they all eat babies.

  476. Tedtam Avatar

    Jesus monkeys. I see a Photoshop opportunity.

    And Bob, you’re still sharing TMI. Please, tone it down.

  477. Tedtam Avatar

    Jesus monkeys. I see a Photoshop opportunity.
    And Bob, you’re still sharing TMI. Please, tone it down.

  478. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    There are some very disturbing images and videos for Jesus monkey. Bible-thumping and large and filthy filters don’t make them any better.

  479. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    There are some very disturbing images and videos for Jesus monkey. Bible-thumping and large and filthy filters don’t make them any better.

  480. Dooood Avatar

    From the the watchdog site, humanewatch.org, is the following effective and well produced video.

    The dog-watchers at the Humane Society of the United States (HSUS) need their own watchdog too. HSUS now has an annual budget around the size of an NFL payroll. It has become too big and too unaccountable. Someone has to pay closer attention.

    This blog is an attempt to make sense of what’s going on inside that sprawling organization.

    Is the Humane Society of the United States all good? All bad? The truth probably lies somewhere in between. And there are many conflicting assessments of its performance.

    The American Institute of Philanthropy gave HSUS a “C-minus” grade in December 2009, reflecting its high operational costs and inefficient fundraising. But the Charity Navigator service gives HSUS a four-star assessment. (Many commenters there seem to disagree with this score.) [update, April 1, 2010: Charity Navigator has downgraded HSUS.]

    Worth magazine has called HSUS both one of the “worst-managed” U.S. charities, and one of America’s “most fiscally responsible.”

  481. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    From the the watchdog site, humanewatch.org, is the following effective and well produced video.

    The dog-watchers at the Humane Society of the United States (HSUS) need their own watchdog too. HSUS now has an annual budget around the size of an NFL payroll. It has become too big and too unaccountable. Someone has to pay closer attention.
    This blog is an attempt to make sense of what’s going on inside that sprawling organization.
    Is the Humane Society of the United States all good? All bad? The truth probably lies somewhere in between. And there are many conflicting assessments of its performance.
    The American Institute of Philanthropy gave HSUS a “C-minus” grade in December 2009, reflecting its high operational costs and inefficient fundraising. But the Charity Navigator service gives HSUS a four-star assessment. (Many commenters there seem to disagree with this score.) [update, April 1, 2010: Charity Navigator has downgraded HSUS.]
    Worth magazine has called HSUS both one of the “worst-managed” U.S. charities, and one of America’s “most fiscally responsible.”

  482. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Texpat 3195;

    Anybody’s whose fporegin policy is close to that of John Bolton’s a friend of mine. I could care less if he’s openly gay. Good move on Romney to appoint Richard Grenell.

  483. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Texpat 3195;
    Anybody’s whose fporegin policy is close to that of John Bolton’s a friend of mine. I could care less if he’s openly gay. Good move on Romney to appoint Richard Grenell.

  484. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Hamous #204;

    I mean seriously, la mordida is endemic to Mexico. It is the only way to get ANYTHING done.

    That describes the vast majority of Latin American countries. There it’s not as much what you know as it is who you know.

  485. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Hamous #204;

    I mean seriously, la mordida is endemic to Mexico. It is the only way to get ANYTHING done.

    That describes the vast majority of Latin American countries. There it’s not as much what you know as it is who you know.

  486. Dooood Avatar

    #210 shamaal

    I just saw this comment of yours. That really is bizarre. I read the entire indictment and even checked this computer at the FBI site.

    I’m just wondering how does anyone stop that sort of thing.

  487. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    #210 shamaal
    I just saw this comment of yours. That really is bizarre. I read the entire indictment and even checked this computer at the FBI site.
    I’m just wondering how does anyone stop that sort of thing.

  488. CbR Avatar
    CbR

    Texpat can you confirm or deny the following as it occurred in your backyard:

    Obama officially ineligible

    With a follow up of this:

    Obama’s Lawyers are trying to get video of the official New Jersey hearing for Obama’s eligibility where his lawyers admit to the judge that his birth certificate is a forgery. Go download them now and make copies. Protect our freedom of speech and information. This corruption needs to be exposed and punished and it is our duty as intelligent Americans to spread the truth no matter how unpopular it is.

  489. CbR Avatar
    CbR

    Texpat can you confirm or deny the following as it occurred in your backyard:
    Obama officially ineligible
    With a follow up of this:

    Obama’s Lawyers are trying to get video of the official New Jersey hearing for Obama’s eligibility where his lawyers admit to the judge that his birth certificate is a forgery. Go download them now and make copies. Protect our freedom of speech and information. This corruption needs to be exposed and punished and it is our duty as intelligent Americans to spread the truth no matter how unpopular it is.

  490. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Ya gotta watch out for those bible-thumping Jesus monkeys.

    Do they read the Bible after they throw poop?

  491. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Ya gotta watch out for those bible-thumping Jesus monkeys.

    Do they read the Bible after they throw poop?

  492. bob42 Avatar

    Don’t worry. I won’t post any linkies to the sex tapes.

    And Bob, you’re still sharing TMI. Please, tone it down.

    And really, it’s not like anyone can see cleavage in the cork pic… 😉

  493. bob42 Avatar

    Don’t worry. I won’t post any linkies to the sex tapes.

    And Bob, you’re still sharing TMI. Please, tone it down.

    And really, it’s not like anyone can see cleavage in the cork pic… 😉

  494. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    These reputedly intelligent elitists have somehow not noticed dramatic changes effecting everyone else’s lives but their own, as if they, and they alone, should be immune by special divine dispensation.

    And yet somehow they noticed a $24M buyout package for Janet Robinson.
    That’s one-half of the annual payment into the Guild’s entire pension fund. New York Times Company cleared $106M in operating profit in the last quarter of 2011. They have $525M in unfunded pension liabilities and a net debt of $493M.

    It’s a matter of choices, can management survive without the skills of the Guild? They will have to come to a conciliation. Perhaps demonizing their employees helps, I don’t see it.

  495. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    These reputedly intelligent elitists have somehow not noticed dramatic changes effecting everyone else’s lives but their own, as if they, and they alone, should be immune by special divine dispensation.

    And yet somehow they noticed a $24M buyout package for Janet Robinson.
    That’s one-half of the annual payment into the Guild’s entire pension fund. New York Times Company cleared $106M in operating profit in the last quarter of 2011. They have $525M in unfunded pension liabilities and a net debt of $493M.
    It’s a matter of choices, can management survive without the skills of the Guild? They will have to come to a conciliation. Perhaps demonizing their employees helps, I don’t see it.

  496. Dooood Avatar

    #259 CbR

    All true, my friend, and a truly strange story it is. The prominent law firm hired by the Obama campaign pled for dismissal in a hearing the other day by admitting the online birth certificate posted by the White House was fake and therefore was irrelevant, or something like that. Sorry, I couldn’t finish reading the story from the federal courthouse in Newark because I was laughing too hard. This occurred at the peak of the Obama dog-eating festivities on the internet so I was already exhausted. The young female lawyer who came up with that zinger was yanked off the case and her boss, the senior partner and founder of the firm, stepped in and took over.

  497. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    #259 CbR
    All true, my friend, and a truly strange story it is. The prominent law firm hired by the Obama campaign pled for dismissal in a hearing the other day by admitting the online birth certificate posted by the White House was fake and therefore was irrelevant, or something like that. Sorry, I couldn’t finish reading the story from the federal courthouse in Newark because I was laughing too hard. This occurred at the peak of the Obama dog-eating festivities on the internet so I was already exhausted. The young female lawyer who came up with that zinger was yanked off the case and her boss, the senior partner and founder of the firm, stepped in and took over.

  498. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    or something like that.

    NJ doesn’t require a birth certificate, so her argument was that it didn’t matter if the certificate is real or not. There may have been something about Mickey Mouse could run in New Jersey.
    The relevant part is the judge’s ruling

    Based upon the above I CONCLUDE that the petitioners have failed to meet their burden to establish that Barak Obama failed in any obligation to prove to the Secretary of State that he is qualified to hold the Presidency and that he is a “natural
    born Citizen” of the United States of America, as required by the United States Constitution. The petitions challenging his petitions are DISMISSED.

  499. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    or something like that.

    NJ doesn’t require a birth certificate, so her argument was that it didn’t matter if the certificate is real or not. There may have been something about Mickey Mouse could run in New Jersey.
    The relevant part is the judge’s ruling

    Based upon the above I CONCLUDE that the petitioners have failed to meet their burden to establish that Barak Obama failed in any obligation to prove to the Secretary of State that he is qualified to hold the Presidency and that he is a “natural
    born Citizen” of the United States of America, as required by the United States Constitution. The petitions challenging his petitions are DISMISSED.

  500. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    #263 wb
    And the spelling on the signs is correct, although she needs to plan her spacing a little bit better.

  501. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    #263 wb
    And the spelling on the signs is correct, although she needs to plan her spacing a little bit better.

  502. Dooood Avatar

    #262 shamaal

    It’s a matter of choices, can management survive without the skills of the Guild? They will have to come to a conciliation. Perhaps demonizing their employees helps, I don’t see it.

    I don’t either. There are some excellent writers at the Times and I don’t like to see anybody get screwed in a contractual agreement, but I also don’t see how they could be so complacent and clueless in the current environment.

    On top of that, they have sat back and watched Pinch Sulzberger run this company into the ground. The guy really is an idiot.

    I have a friend who has been a machinist at the Times for 30 years and is trying to get an early buyout. He’s made some shrewd real estate investments and is very comfortable financially, but when you mention Janet Robinson’s name, he flips out.

    He said he used to brag about working at the NYT and now he doesn’t even bother to tell people where he works or, if he does, he apologizes for it. He said the NYT has become a laughingstock on the streets of New York.

  503. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    #262 shamaal

    It’s a matter of choices, can management survive without the skills of the Guild? They will have to come to a conciliation. Perhaps demonizing their employees helps, I don’t see it.

    I don’t either. There are some excellent writers at the Times and I don’t like to see anybody get screwed in a contractual agreement, but I also don’t see how they could be so complacent and clueless in the current environment.
    On top of that, they have sat back and watched Pinch Sulzberger run this company into the ground. The guy really is an idiot.
    I have a friend who has been a machinist at the Times for 30 years and is trying to get an early buyout. He’s made some shrewd real estate investments and is very comfortable financially, but when you mention Janet Robinson’s name, he flips out.
    He said he used to brag about working at the NYT and now he doesn’t even bother to tell people where he works or, if he does, he apologizes for it. He said the NYT has become a laughingstock on the streets of New York.

  504. Dooood Avatar

    #265 shamaal

    I thought it was a silly lawsuit, but when this young woman stood before a federal District Judge and said, “Hey, what the hell, your honor, the WH online certificate is fake anyway”, there was a stampede of reporters out of the courtroom to file stories.

    It was indicative of what a clown show the whole birther thing is as well as the stupid way it has been handled by Obama. I really was laughing out loud. It was like a circus.

  505. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    #265 shamaal
    I thought it was a silly lawsuit, but when this young woman stood before a federal District Judge and said, “Hey, what the hell, your honor, the WH online certificate is fake anyway”, there was a stampede of reporters out of the courtroom to file stories.
    It was indicative of what a clown show the whole birther thing is as well as the stupid way it has been handled by Obama. I really was laughing out loud. It was like a circus.

  506. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    That’s funny, I can imagine her frustration though.

    I wonder why it’s not on Wing Nut Daily, they’re usually the first to catch this stuff.

  507. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    That’s funny, I can imagine her frustration though.
    I wonder why it’s not on Wing Nut Daily, they’re usually the first to catch this stuff.

  508. Tedtam Avatar

    I just put 8 cups of berries in the freezer. Now I gotta figger out what to do with them all.

    Cheese cake.
    Cobbler.
    Smoothies.

    Ze choy-ses, zey are endless!

    Well, maybe just plentiful.

  509. Tedtam Avatar

    I just put 8 cups of berries in the freezer. Now I gotta figger out what to do with them all.
    Cheese cake.
    Cobbler.
    Smoothies.
    Ze choy-ses, zey are endless!
    Well, maybe just plentiful.

  510. gtotracker Avatar
    gtotracker

    #219, 242, and the rest. Other than that chili from a can thang and no sense of humor about kitty blasting, she is pretty cool.

  511. gtotracker Avatar
    gtotracker

    #219, 242, and the rest. Other than that chili from a can thang and no sense of humor about kitty blasting, she is pretty cool.

  512. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    He said the NYT has become a laughingstock on the streets of New York.

    Now he’s qualified to work at the Daily News or Post. 😉

    NYT still has almost twice the circulation of their nearest competitors, assuming the ABC books are cooked the same for all Gotham rags, and a reasonable profit.

    Heck, as an enhancer they can add comics. Hold the phone they added comics in June. As stupid as it sounds, it was the comics the influenced my decision to subscribe to the Chronicle over the Post when I first moved here.

  513. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    He said the NYT has become a laughingstock on the streets of New York.

    Now he’s qualified to work at the Daily News or Post. 😉
    NYT still has almost twice the circulation of their nearest competitors, assuming the ABC books are cooked the same for all Gotham rags, and a reasonable profit.
    Heck, as an enhancer they can add comics. Hold the phone they added comics in June. As stupid as it sounds, it was the comics the influenced my decision to subscribe to the Chronicle over the Post when I first moved here.

  514. Hamous Avatar

    #270 How about a berry smooth rum-bago? Fresh or frozen fruit and rum go real well together.

  515. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #270 How about a berry smooth rum-bago? Fresh or frozen fruit and rum go real well together.

  516. Dooood Avatar

    So now we have the name for what is wrong with Hamous:

    Coulrophobia

    By definition, an irrational fear of clowns is known as coulrophobia, with the prefix “coulro” coming from the ancient Greek word for “one who goes on stilts.” Symptoms of coulrophobia can include sweating, nausea, feelings of dread, fast heartbeat, crying or screaming, and anger at being placed in a situation where a clown is present.

    According to Rami Nader, a psychologist and director of the North Shore Stress and Anxiety Clinic in North Vancouver, B.C., the psychological roots of the phobia may be traced to the fact that clowns are basically wearing disguises (albeit funny ones) while displaying artificial emotions (even silly ones) that perhaps hide their true feelings.

    “You can’t really tell who they are,” he says. “You can’t really see their face. You don’t really know what that all means behind the mask.”

    I think Hamous needs a clown intervention.

    How do you treat a clown phobia?

    The same way you treat any other phobia, says Nader, the psychologist

    “What we need to do is gradually come into contact with that thing – whether it’s spiders or heights, whatever you’re afraid of – and learn to cope with the anxiety, learn to recognize that what you’re afraid of won’t actually harm you,” he says. “You won’t lose control, you won’t panic, you won’t embarrass yourself with other people.”

  517. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    So now we have the name for what is wrong with Hamous:
    Coulrophobia

    By definition, an irrational fear of clowns is known as coulrophobia, with the prefix “coulro” coming from the ancient Greek word for “one who goes on stilts.” Symptoms of coulrophobia can include sweating, nausea, feelings of dread, fast heartbeat, crying or screaming, and anger at being placed in a situation where a clown is present.
    According to Rami Nader, a psychologist and director of the North Shore Stress and Anxiety Clinic in North Vancouver, B.C., the psychological roots of the phobia may be traced to the fact that clowns are basically wearing disguises (albeit funny ones) while displaying artificial emotions (even silly ones) that perhaps hide their true feelings.
    “You can’t really tell who they are,” he says. “You can’t really see their face. You don’t really know what that all means behind the mask.”

    I think Hamous needs a clown intervention.

    How do you treat a clown phobia?
    The same way you treat any other phobia, says Nader, the psychologist
    “What we need to do is gradually come into contact with that thing – whether it’s spiders or heights, whatever you’re afraid of – and learn to cope with the anxiety, learn to recognize that what you’re afraid of won’t actually harm you,” he says. “You won’t lose control, you won’t panic, you won’t embarrass yourself with other people.”

  518. gtotracker Avatar
    gtotracker

    I think it was NJ. The incumbent Democrat senator running for re-election was caught in a scandal during the summer. He was going to lose and the filing deadline had long passed. The Democrat bought and paid for state supreme court allowed a replacement to run. I ought to remember the name but can’t.

  519. gtotracker Avatar
    gtotracker

    I think it was NJ. The incumbent Democrat senator running for re-election was caught in a scandal during the summer. He was going to lose and the filing deadline had long passed. The Democrat bought and paid for state supreme court allowed a replacement to run. I ought to remember the name but can’t.

  520. Dooood Avatar

    #272 shamaal

    NYT still has almost twice the circulation of their nearest competitors, assuming the ABC books are cooked the same for all Gotham rags, and a reasonable profit.

    It doesn’t matter because this is what matters for the future.

    The Daily Mail, an omniverous middle-market British tabloid, has quietly unseated the New York Times to become the newspaper with the biggest online reach in the world, according to figures from the online tracking service comScore.

    The figures show Mail Online reached 45.3 million people last December, to the Times’s 44.8 million. Trailing them are USA Today at , the Tribune newspapers , and the Guardian. The growth, the editor and publisher of the Mail’s online properties, Martin Clarke, said, has been driven by U.S. traffic.

    “We just do news that people want to read,” said Clarke. He cited the paper’s middle-class roots and its “Fleet Street heritage” as the source of its “entertaining, engaging way with clear, concise, straightforward copy and lots of good pictures.”

    The Mail’s website looks and feels little like the Times’s, or like any other online properties. It’s dense and almost endlessly scrolling, and feels like several newspapers stacked on top of one another. It blends original reporting with sharp rewrite, celebrity gossip and hard news, citing but relatively rarely linking out to other publications.

  521. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    #272 shamaal

    NYT still has almost twice the circulation of their nearest competitors, assuming the ABC books are cooked the same for all Gotham rags, and a reasonable profit.

    It doesn’t matter because this is what matters for the future.

    The Daily Mail, an omniverous middle-market British tabloid, has quietly unseated the New York Times to become the newspaper with the biggest online reach in the world, according to figures from the online tracking service comScore.
    The figures show Mail Online reached 45.3 million people last December, to the Times’s 44.8 million. Trailing them are USA Today at , the Tribune newspapers , and the Guardian. The growth, the editor and publisher of the Mail’s online properties, Martin Clarke, said, has been driven by U.S. traffic.
    “We just do news that people want to read,” said Clarke. He cited the paper’s middle-class roots and its “Fleet Street heritage” as the source of its “entertaining, engaging way with clear, concise, straightforward copy and lots of good pictures.”
    The Mail’s website looks and feels little like the Times’s, or like any other online properties. It’s dense and almost endlessly scrolling, and feels like several newspapers stacked on top of one another. It blends original reporting with sharp rewrite, celebrity gossip and hard news, citing but relatively rarely linking out to other publications.

  522. phil Avatar
    phil

    So Fort Knox dropped Ted Nugent–Looks like the libgressive police have put a SH on Ted’s right to free speech.

    To libgressives remarks are only controversial when spoken about libgressives. Sarah Palin is proof of that.

  523. Dooood Avatar

    I haven’t wasted my time in years on watching 60 Minutes. Tonight, Her Highness insisted I watch a segment on the persecution of Christians in the Holy Land.

    Israel is forced to give up control of Christian holy sites it had secured, protected and preserved to the PLO. The Palestinians deface, desecrate and destroy the same sites. They threaten and harrass local Christian clergy and lay people while making access a life-threatening nightmare for tourists.

    Shazaam ! But it’s the Jooz fault. Can you imagine ?

    I really hate these bastards. I can’t wait until they are all as dead as Mike Wallace.

  524. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    I haven’t wasted my time in years on watching 60 Minutes. Tonight, Her Highness insisted I watch a segment on the persecution of Christians in the Holy Land.
    Israel is forced to give up control of Christian holy sites it had secured, protected and preserved to the PLO. The Palestinians deface, desecrate and destroy the same sites. They threaten and harrass local Christian clergy and lay people while making access a life-threatening nightmare for tourists.
    Shazaam ! But it’s the Jooz fault. Can you imagine ?
    I really hate these bastards. I can’t wait until they are all as dead as Mike Wallace.

  525. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    So Fort Knox dropped Ted Nugent–Looks like the libgressive police have put a SH on Ted’s right to free speech.

    And to think, all he said about the Commander-and-Chief was:

    “If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year,” he stated. “Our president and attorney general, our vice president, Hillary Clinton . . . they’re criminals. They’re criminals.

    But I understand the Ft Knox is negotiating with the Dixie Chicks as a replacement act. 😉

    Seriously, is anyone giving credence to the political rants of a man who wrote Wang Dang Sweet Poontang?

  526. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    So Fort Knox dropped Ted Nugent–Looks like the libgressive police have put a SH on Ted’s right to free speech.

    And to think, all he said about the Commander-and-Chief was:

    “If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year,” he stated. “Our president and attorney general, our vice president, Hillary Clinton . . . they’re criminals. They’re criminals.

    But I understand the Ft Knox is negotiating with the Dixie Chicks as a replacement act. 😉
    Seriously, is anyone giving credence to the political rants of a man who wrote Wang Dang Sweet Poontang?

  527. phil Avatar
    phil

    Like I said…

    To libgressives remarks are only controversial when spoken about libgressives. Sarah Palin is proof of that.

  528. phil Avatar
    phil

    Like I said…
    To libgressives remarks are only controversial when spoken about libgressives. Sarah Palin is proof of that.

  529. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Sarah Who?

    She must have been part of the opening act before Styx or REO Speedwagon.

    I hadn’t heard that she had been pulled.

  530. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Sarah Who?
    She must have been part of the opening act before Styx or REO Speedwagon.
    I hadn’t heard that she had been pulled.

  531. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #271
    OMG, goatster — it was a year ago at least that we talked about canned chili! Everyone else on the Couch forgave me, and some even admitted they liked Wolfe Brand Hot. And here you are, still grousing and keeping score.

  532. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #271
    OMG, goatster — it was a year ago at least that we talked about canned chili! Everyone else on the Couch forgave me, and some even admitted they liked Wolfe Brand Hot. And here you are, still grousing and keeping score.

  533. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #274 Texpat
    You have outdone yourself with this find. Let the intervention begin.

  534. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #274 Texpat
    You have outdone yourself with this find. Let the intervention begin.

  535. Dooood Avatar

    Wolfe Brand Hot

    It’s a miracle you didn’t get banned.

  536. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Wolfe Brand Hot

    It’s a miracle you didn’t get banned.

  537. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Intervention session #2

    And now Hammy is safe, cuz those are the only two clown songs I know.

  538. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Intervention session #2
    And now Hammy is safe, cuz those are the only two clown songs I know.

  539. phil Avatar
    phil

    “Our president and attorney general, our vice president, Hillary Clinton . . . they’re criminals. They’re criminals.

    Some folks would consider the Fast and Furious debacle a criminal act–excluding the current A.G.

  540. phil Avatar
    phil

    “Our president and attorney general, our vice president, Hillary Clinton . . . they’re criminals. They’re criminals.

    Some folks would consider the Fast and Furious debacle a criminal act–excluding the current A.G.

  541. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    From TP’s link in #274:

    “We found that clowns [were] universally disliked by children. Some found them quite frightening and unknowable.”

    I hired a costumed Bunny for our HOA Easter egg hunt one year. Some of the littlest winners of the best-decorated-basket contest could not be persuaded to pose for pix with the big blue flop-eared critter. It was a fiasco. These same kiddos always did fine with a scary-looking Halloween character actor hired for the October event.

  542. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    From TP’s link in #274:

    “We found that clowns [were] universally disliked by children. Some found them quite frightening and unknowable.”

    I hired a costumed Bunny for our HOA Easter egg hunt one year. Some of the littlest winners of the best-decorated-basket contest could not be persuaded to pose for pix with the big blue flop-eared critter. It was a fiasco. These same kiddos always did fine with a scary-looking Halloween character actor hired for the October event.

  543. Katfish Avatar

    Wolfe Brand Hot

    It’s a miracle you didn’t get banned.

    It just shows we actually like her despite three strikes.

    Wolf brand.
    She spells Wolf with an “e”
    Beans

    And now she’s flirting with GCS makers who don’t, you know, actually grill a GCS.

  544. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Wolfe Brand Hot

    It’s a miracle you didn’t get banned.

    It just shows we actually like her despite three strikes.
    Wolf brand.
    She spells Wolf with an “e”
    Beans
    And now she’s flirting with GCS makers who don’t, you know, actually grill a GCS.

  545. gtotracker Avatar
    gtotracker

    “admitted they liked Wolfe Brand”

    bunch of heathens. Some sins are beyond pardon.

  546. gtotracker Avatar
    gtotracker

    “admitted they liked Wolfe Brand”
    bunch of heathens. Some sins are beyond pardon.

  547. gtotracker Avatar
    gtotracker

    290..

  548. gtotracker Avatar
    gtotracker

    290..

  549. gtotracker Avatar
    gtotracker

    I hired a costumed Bunny for our HOA Easter egg hunt one year. Some of the littlest winners of the best-decorated-basket contest could not be persuaded to pose for pix with the big blue flop-eared critter. It was a fiasco. These same kiddos always did fine with a scary-looking Halloween character actor hired for the October event.

    If that had happened near Hebronville a few years ago, one of the nephews would have shot it and wanted to know what the bag limit was.

  550. gtotracker Avatar
    gtotracker

    I hired a costumed Bunny for our HOA Easter egg hunt one year. Some of the littlest winners of the best-decorated-basket contest could not be persuaded to pose for pix with the big blue flop-eared critter. It was a fiasco. These same kiddos always did fine with a scary-looking Halloween character actor hired for the October event.

    If that had happened near Hebronville a few years ago, one of the nephews would have shot it and wanted to know what the bag limit was.

  551. gtotracker Avatar
    gtotracker

    Canned Chili is an unforgivable sin never to be forgotten. Period, end of story Far more criminal than anything that can be accused as a grilled cheese sandwich imposter.

  552. gtotracker Avatar
    gtotracker

    Canned Chili is an unforgivable sin never to be forgotten. Period, end of story Far more criminal than anything that can be accused as a grilled cheese sandwich imposter.

  553. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Yabbut these are city kids.

    Pyro is right, I misspelled Wolf. You can buy canned chili with or w/o beans, customer’s choice.

  554. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Yabbut these are city kids.
    Pyro is right, I misspelled Wolf. You can buy canned chili with or w/o beans, customer’s choice.

  555. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Looks like we are shooting for 300 tonight — will that be a record on one OC?

  556. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Looks like we are shooting for 300 tonight — will that be a record on one OC?

  557. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Squawkie couldn’t believe it one time when I stated that I like Gorton’s brand frozen fish.

  558. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Squawkie couldn’t believe it one time when I stated that I like Gorton’s brand frozen fish.

  559. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    ok one last setup 299…

  560. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    ok one last setup 299…

  561. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Gorton’s brand frozen fish.?????????

    AAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

    BTW
    300

  562. squawkbox Avatar

    Gorton’s brand frozen fish.?????????
    AAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
    BTW
    300

  563. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    It’s about time, pay attention to your cue. 😉

  564. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    It’s about time, pay attention to your cue. 😉

  565. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    And you anti-beans with chili people need to read this post.
    /Texpat

  566. squawkbox Avatar

    And you anti-beans with chili people need to read this post.
    /Texpat

  567. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    pay attention to your cue.

    WHUT?? R-U-Kiddin me? Then BSue would expect me to do that around her.

  568. squawkbox Avatar

    pay attention to your cue.

    WHUT?? R-U-Kiddin me? Then BSue would expect me to do that around her.

  569. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    And from the story above about CHILI W/BEANS

    Behold wisdom

    lightbulb ovenNov 4, 2010 06:05 PM
    you know, i am not a big fan of beans in chili, but i have to admit that, on cattle drives, beans were almost certainly a part of chili. not only to stretch, because they were cheap and easy to store… so while i leave them out of mine, i think the “real” way to make it is with beans.

    Takes a danged old coonarse to straighten out you “Texans”. 😉

    Once again history proves me right that Chili w/ beans is as natural as falling of the horse.

  570. squawkbox Avatar

    And from the story above about CHILI W/BEANS
    Behold wisdom

    lightbulb ovenNov 4, 2010 06:05 PM
    you know, i am not a big fan of beans in chili, but i have to admit that, on cattle drives, beans were almost certainly a part of chili. not only to stretch, because they were cheap and easy to store… so while i leave them out of mine, i think the “real” way to make it is with beans.

    Takes a danged old coonarse to straighten out you “Texans”. 😉
    Once again history proves me right that Chili w/ beans is as natural as falling of the horse.

  571. Dooood Avatar

    #302

    Beans in chili are the work of the Devil.

  572. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    #302
    Beans in chili are the work of the Devil.

  573. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #274 texpat – I’m not afraid of clowns, I just hate them. They’re stupid and they’re not even funny. The only cure is to kill all clowns and that’s probably asking too much. I’ll give ’em this – they are pretty astute in picking up that I don’t want them around me. I can only remember once where I actually had to cock my arm back. Usually just a “I won’t mind punching you out” look is enough and they steer clear.

  574. Hamous Avatar

    #274 texpat – I’m not afraid of clowns, I just hate them. They’re stupid and they’re not even funny. The only cure is to kill all clowns and that’s probably asking too much. I’ll give ’em this – they are pretty astute in picking up that I don’t want them around me. I can only remember once where I actually had to cock my arm back. Usually just a “I won’t mind punching you out” look is enough and they steer clear.

  575. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    #293 – Now GTO – I “guaranTOLD you” (in my BEST Justin Wilson voice) – THIS bachelor can render a can of Wolf Brand indistinguishable from home made (with the proper and random bachelorly additives of course) – I’ve fooled many a Texan over the years……………

    🙂

  576. Katfish Avatar

    #293 – Now GTO – I “guaranTOLD you” (in my BEST Justin Wilson voice) – THIS bachelor can render a can of Wolf Brand indistinguishable from home made (with the proper and random bachelorly additives of course) – I’ve fooled many a Texan over the years……………
    🙂

  577. Tedtam Avatar

    Is that anything like the “stern mother look”?

  578. Tedtam Avatar

    Is that anything like the “stern mother look”?

  579. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #306 Hammy
    Where would you be hanging out that clowns (plural) might be sidling up, trying to get close to you? Maybe you just dreamed this.

  580. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #306 Hammy
    Where would you be hanging out that clowns (plural) might be sidling up, trying to get close to you? Maybe you just dreamed this.

  581. Dooood Avatar

    #304 Squawk

    And you believe someone using a name like “lightbulboven” as in “Easy Bake Oven” ?

    Really now, I’m shocked at your gullibility. They’re probably from New York City, have never been on a cattle drive and have never eaten real chili.

  582. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    #304 Squawk
    And you believe someone using a name like “lightbulboven” as in “Easy Bake Oven” ?
    Really now, I’m shocked at your gullibility. They’re probably from New York City, have never been on a cattle drive and have never eaten real chili.

  583. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Holder and the DoJ is out of control. The executive branch continues its march towards socialism. Unemployment continues to be unacceptably high. The EPA is hellbent on bankrupting the coal and oil industries. The Senate hasn’t presented a budget in three years. But at least the largest conglomeration of lying liars in the country have their priorities in order.

  584. Hamous Avatar

    Holder and the DoJ is out of control. The executive branch continues its march towards socialism. Unemployment continues to be unacceptably high. The EPA is hellbent on bankrupting the coal and oil industries. The Senate hasn’t presented a budget in three years. But at least the largest conglomeration of lying liars in the country have their priorities in order.

  585. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Tedtam

    Is that anything like the “stern mother look”?

    No, much more violent.

    MHarper

    Where would you be hanging out that clowns (plural) might be sidling up, trying to get close to you? Maybe you just dreamed this.

    They just seem to show up. One Sunday afternoon I was sitting in the front yard relaxing with two of my nephews. They were pretty young at the time but they already knew my hatred of clowns. A van drove by very slowly. They noticed first that there was a clown driving it. They started laughing, saying he was coming to get me. About five minutes later he comes back from the other direction, stops at our house, and starts walking up to us. They’re rolling on the ground laughing by this time. I walked inside so as not to create a scene. Turns out he was looking for a birthday party. I think its like cats always gravitate towards people who hate cats. I can’t explain it.

  586. Hamous Avatar

    Tedtam

    Is that anything like the “stern mother look”?

    No, much more violent.
    MHarper

    Where would you be hanging out that clowns (plural) might be sidling up, trying to get close to you? Maybe you just dreamed this.

    They just seem to show up. One Sunday afternoon I was sitting in the front yard relaxing with two of my nephews. They were pretty young at the time but they already knew my hatred of clowns. A van drove by very slowly. They noticed first that there was a clown driving it. They started laughing, saying he was coming to get me. About five minutes later he comes back from the other direction, stops at our house, and starts walking up to us. They’re rolling on the ground laughing by this time. I walked inside so as not to create a scene. Turns out he was looking for a birthday party. I think its like cats always gravitate towards people who hate cats. I can’t explain it.

  587. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    May we assume your therapist Dr Texpat knows of this event? Teased it out of you, as it were, on a different sort of couch altogether?

    Or was #274 just a lucky hit?

  588. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    May we assume your therapist Dr Texpat knows of this event? Teased it out of you, as it were, on a different sort of couch altogether?
    Or was #274 just a lucky hit?

  589. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Let me channel El Gordo for a moment for this next rant. I don’t get women boxers. Why is this an Olympic sport? Why would a woman want to even be a boxer? And do the referees call “high blows” instead of “low blows” when women are boxing?

  590. Hamous Avatar

    Let me channel El Gordo for a moment for this next rant. I don’t get women boxers. Why is this an Olympic sport? Why would a woman want to even be a boxer? And do the referees call “high blows” instead of “low blows” when women are boxing?

  591. Dooood Avatar

    #312 Hamous

    Now that’s funny. Best laugh I had all day.

  592. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    #312 Hamous
    Now that’s funny. Best laugh I had all day.

  593. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #313 – I think my hatred of clowns is well known. I’m sure it’s come up before but it might have been on LST.

  594. Hamous Avatar

    #313 – I think my hatred of clowns is well known. I’m sure it’s come up before but it might have been on LST.

  595. phil Avatar
    phil

    Stay clear of D.C. Hamous.

  596. phil Avatar
    phil

    Stay clear of D.C. Hamous.

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