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Russians seem to have a strange sense of the world around them.

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  1. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    ………………….so much for the Benzion postulate!

    YIKES

  2. Katfish Avatar

    ………………….so much for the Benzion postulate!
    YIKES

  3. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    I see he has the shoulder straps on his accordion set a bit high today.

  4. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    I see he has the shoulder straps on his accordion set a bit high today.

  5. gtotracker Avatar
    gtotracker

    The gays have their own flag? Looks like a unicorn fart. I wonder if this is photo shopped.

  6. gtotracker Avatar
    gtotracker

    The gays have their own flag? Looks like a unicorn fart. I wonder if this is photo shopped.

  7. Hamous Avatar

    check out the back fur on the guy just over the accordian player’s right shoulder.

    Caption: What?! We’re roooskies, what the heck are you looking at?

  8. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    check out the back fur on the guy just over the accordian player’s right shoulder.
    Caption: What?! We’re roooskies, what the heck are you looking at?

  9. Hamous Avatar

    Why is DHS buying 450 million rounds of .40 cal HOLLOW POINT ammunition? The cops are not allowed to use hollow point ammo, so why is DHS buying it?

  10. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Why is DHS buying 450 million rounds of .40 cal HOLLOW POINT ammunition? The cops are not allowed to use hollow point ammo, so why is DHS buying it?

  11. Tedtam Avatar

    Caption:

    “Yes, my organ is very large, and I well know how to play with it, too!”

  12. Tedtam Avatar

    Caption:
    “Yes, my organ is very large, and I well know how to play with it, too!”

  13. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    6 Bonecrusher
    Why is DHS buying 450 million rounds of .40 cal HOLLOW POINT ammunition? The cops are not allowed to use hollow point ammo, so why is DHS buying it?

    Apparently you don’t know how dangerous those grandma’s in wheelchairs are.

  14. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    6 Bonecrusher
    Why is DHS buying 450 million rounds of .40 cal HOLLOW POINT ammunition? The cops are not allowed to use hollow point ammo, so why is DHS buying it?

    Apparently you don’t know how dangerous those grandma’s in wheelchairs are.

  15. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    That’s a thirty year old photo of Pre-beard Squawk.
    He lived in a Minnesota commune.

  16. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    That’s a thirty year old photo of Pre-beard Squawk.
    He lived in a Minnesota commune.

  17. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Obama gets a smack-down, Peggy Noonan style.

  18. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Eric Holder goes after South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley on taxes.

    Report: DOJ may indict SC Gov. Nikki Haley for tax fraud
    Published: 3:36 PM 03/29/2012
    By Nicholas Ballasy

    South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley, right, speaks, as Republican presidential candidate and former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney looks on during a town hall meeting at Memminger Auditorium, Saturday, Dec. 17, 2011, in Charleston, S.C. (AP Photo/Rainier Ehrhardt)

    The Department of Justice may indict South Carolina Republican Gov. Nikki Haley on charges of tax fraud, according to the Palmetto Public Record, a South Carolina political blog.

    PPR reported that a “highly ranked” federal government official “privately confirmed rumblings of an investigation” and the “possible indictment of the governor.” The report said the official, however, could not provide a specific time frame.

    Haley spokesman Rob Godfrey told The Daily Caller on Thursday that ”[i]t’s sad in this day and age when anyone can post un-sourced nonsense on blogs and the mainstream media runs with it.”

    “No truth to this whatsoever — it’s as real as the tooth fairy.”

    But PPR reported that two “well-placed legal experts” said the DOJ indictment could come as early as next week.

    http://dailycaller.com/2012/03/29/report-doj-may-indict-sc-gov-nikki-haley-for-tax-fraud/#ixzz1qazF28RQ

    I got no problem with getting tax dodgers. I’m sure these people are up on his high priorty list also.

    Thousands of federal employees owe back taxes
    An IRS report shows those owing taxes include members of President Obama’s own staff.

    The Associated Press

    WASHINGTON – President Obama has preached that all Americans should pay their fair share in taxes, but a government report finds that tens of thousands of federal employees — from staffers in Congress to federal agencies and even Obama’s executive office — collectively owe the government billions in back taxes.

    Data from the Internal Revenue Service found that more than 279,000 federal employees and retirees owed $3.4 billion in back income taxes as of Sept. 30, 2010.

    The data showed that 467 employees of the House of Representatives, or about 4.2 percent of the work force, owed more than $8.5 million. In the Senate, 217 employees, or about 3 percent of the work force, owed $2.13 million.

    Obama’s staff was not immune, either, with 36 people in Obama’s executive office of nearly 1,800 workers — about 2 percent — owing the government $833,970 in back taxes.

  19. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    Eric Holder goes after South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley on taxes.

    Report: DOJ may indict SC Gov. Nikki Haley for tax fraud
    Published: 3:36 PM 03/29/2012
    By Nicholas Ballasy
    South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley, right, speaks, as Republican presidential candidate and former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney looks on during a town hall meeting at Memminger Auditorium, Saturday, Dec. 17, 2011, in Charleston, S.C. (AP Photo/Rainier Ehrhardt)
    The Department of Justice may indict South Carolina Republican Gov. Nikki Haley on charges of tax fraud, according to the Palmetto Public Record, a South Carolina political blog.
    PPR reported that a “highly ranked” federal government official “privately confirmed rumblings of an investigation” and the “possible indictment of the governor.” The report said the official, however, could not provide a specific time frame.
    Haley spokesman Rob Godfrey told The Daily Caller on Thursday that ”[i]t’s sad in this day and age when anyone can post un-sourced nonsense on blogs and the mainstream media runs with it.”
    “No truth to this whatsoever — it’s as real as the tooth fairy.”
    But PPR reported that two “well-placed legal experts” said the DOJ indictment could come as early as next week.

    http://dailycaller.com/2012/03/29/report-doj-may-indict-sc-gov-nikki-haley-for-tax-fraud/#ixzz1qazF28RQ
    I got no problem with getting tax dodgers. I’m sure these people are up on his high priorty list also.

    Thousands of federal employees owe back taxes
    An IRS report shows those owing taxes include members of President Obama’s own staff.
    The Associated Press
    WASHINGTON – President Obama has preached that all Americans should pay their fair share in taxes, but a government report finds that tens of thousands of federal employees — from staffers in Congress to federal agencies and even Obama’s executive office — collectively owe the government billions in back taxes.
    Data from the Internal Revenue Service found that more than 279,000 federal employees and retirees owed $3.4 billion in back income taxes as of Sept. 30, 2010.
    The data showed that 467 employees of the House of Representatives, or about 4.2 percent of the work force, owed more than $8.5 million. In the Senate, 217 employees, or about 3 percent of the work force, owed $2.13 million.
    Obama’s staff was not immune, either, with 36 people in Obama’s executive office of nearly 1,800 workers — about 2 percent — owing the government $833,970 in back taxes.

  20. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    11 Bonecrusher says:
    March 30, 2012 at 9:04 am

    Obama gets a smack-down, Peggy Noonan style.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Obama-shoot-self-in-foot3-300×277.jpg

  21. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    11 Bonecrusher says:
    March 30, 2012 at 9:04 am
    Obama gets a smack-down, Peggy Noonan style.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Obama-shoot-self-in-foot3-300×277.jpg

  22. gtotracker Avatar
    gtotracker

    Why is DHS buying 450 million rounds of .40 cal HOLLOW POINT ammunition? The cops are not allowed to use hollow point ammo, so why is DHS buying it?

    All those fast and furious guns need bullets too. Selling those guns without anything to shoot would simply be rude.

  23. gtotracker Avatar
    gtotracker

    Why is DHS buying 450 million rounds of .40 cal HOLLOW POINT ammunition? The cops are not allowed to use hollow point ammo, so why is DHS buying it?

    All those fast and furious guns need bullets too. Selling those guns without anything to shoot would simply be rude.

  24. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Think of where we could be if this hadn’t happened.

    Congressional Reconstruction ends as Texas readmitted to Union
    March 30, 1870

    On this day in 1870, U.S. President Ulysses S. Grant signed the act that ended Congressional Reconstruction and readmitted Texas to the Union.

  25. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    Think of where we could be if this hadn’t happened.

    Congressional Reconstruction ends as Texas readmitted to Union
    March 30, 1870
    On this day in 1870, U.S. President Ulysses S. Grant signed the act that ended Congressional Reconstruction and readmitted Texas to the Union.

  26. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Don’t recall these Florida murders getting any press.

    I think the major difference is the perp in this case was arrested, tried, convicted, and sentenced to life without parole, demonstrating that justice prevails. The Martin case hasn’t even had a grand jury investigation. It may not be warranted but at some point someone has to go on record explaining why. I think that will happen eventually. I must say the latest video of Zimmerman tends to refute the claim he was “beaten bloody” by Martin. He doesn’t even seem to be flushed.

    As far as the president responding, I think it’s unreasonable to expect any president to respond to all such cases. Our Nubian Prince’s problem is that he’s a racist. His immediate reaction is to side with the race hustlers and blame the Crackers while ignoring the actual root causes for the deaths of so many young black men.

  27. Hamous Avatar

    Don’t recall these Florida murders getting any press.

    I think the major difference is the perp in this case was arrested, tried, convicted, and sentenced to life without parole, demonstrating that justice prevails. The Martin case hasn’t even had a grand jury investigation. It may not be warranted but at some point someone has to go on record explaining why. I think that will happen eventually. I must say the latest video of Zimmerman tends to refute the claim he was “beaten bloody” by Martin. He doesn’t even seem to be flushed.
    As far as the president responding, I think it’s unreasonable to expect any president to respond to all such cases. Our Nubian Prince’s problem is that he’s a racist. His immediate reaction is to side with the race hustlers and blame the Crackers while ignoring the actual root causes for the deaths of so many young black men.

  28. Hamous Avatar

    I think that we can all agree that Spike Lee was a dumbazz for tweeting the incorrect address to a bunch of violent vigilantes for Zimmerman, my understanding is that he has “settled” with the elderly couple. Now as if a real life version of Dumb and Dumberer must be played out, Roseanne Barr, the foul sow that she is, has tweeted the address of Zimmerman’s parents. I wonder if she has any assets to forfeit, should any harm befall Z’s parents? Where are the lefties who always scream right to privacy and innocent until proven guilty?

  29. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    I think that we can all agree that Spike Lee was a dumbazz for tweeting the incorrect address to a bunch of violent vigilantes for Zimmerman, my understanding is that he has “settled” with the elderly couple. Now as if a real life version of Dumb and Dumberer must be played out, Roseanne Barr, the foul sow that she is, has tweeted the address of Zimmerman’s parents. I wonder if she has any assets to forfeit, should any harm befall Z’s parents? Where are the lefties who always scream right to privacy and innocent until proven guilty?

  30. Hamous Avatar

    The new black panthers (Klan with a tan) are nothing more than the military arm of the nation of islime.

  31. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    The new black panthers (Klan with a tan) are nothing more than the military arm of the nation of islime.

  32. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    #17 Bones

    I noticed that Twitter immediately sent her a message about violating their rules on posting other persons addresses, credit card numbers, etc. She deleted the tweet, but with the admonition that she might re-tweet it later or even “go by their house”. I don’t know how much money she has left, but she’s getting ready to lose a bunch of it, just like Spike Lee did.

  33. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    #17 Bones
    I noticed that Twitter immediately sent her a message about violating their rules on posting other persons addresses, credit card numbers, etc. She deleted the tweet, but with the admonition that she might re-tweet it later or even “go by their house”. I don’t know how much money she has left, but she’s getting ready to lose a bunch of it, just like Spike Lee did.

  34. Robert M Avatar
    Robert M

    Don’t know if I can write ten captions for this picture or not but here goes:

    1) Let’s see Putin do this.

    2) What, you people don’t act stupid sometimes, too?

    3) Wait, Putin will walk thru the fire like a god that he thinks he is.

    4) This not bonfire, this BBQ!!

    5) We’re trying to melt snow so that we have some water to swim in.

    Well, that’s the best I can do. Give me something Obummer and I can work wonders with that.

  35. Robert M Avatar
    Robert M

    Don’t know if I can write ten captions for this picture or not but here goes:
    1) Let’s see Putin do this.
    2) What, you people don’t act stupid sometimes, too?
    3) Wait, Putin will walk thru the fire like a god that he thinks he is.
    4) This not bonfire, this BBQ!!
    5) We’re trying to melt snow so that we have some water to swim in.
    Well, that’s the best I can do. Give me something Obummer and I can work wonders with that.

  36. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    New Caney ISD takes away the ability for a Child with Cerebral Palsy to use her walker at school.

    This appears to be a fairly straight forward ADA compliance issue. However even simple cases involving the ADA can still be fairly complex and intimidating. The need for timely legal counsel is essential.

    There is a legal services corporation firm that serves Montgomery county Texas, they provide free legal assistance, and they handle educational ADA cases (I used to handle them for such a firm in West Virginia). They are called Lone Star Legal Aid, contact them, they should help.

    Article

    School Bans Child Suffering From Cerebral Palsy From Using Walker
    March 29, 2012 1:50 PM

    NEW CANEY, Texas (CBS Houston) – A Texas school district is banning a girl suffering from cerebral palsy from using a walker, instead wanting her to use a wheelchair at school.

    Texas mother Kristi Roberts has been campaigning for her daughter, LaKay, the right to use her walker, despite the New Caney Independent School District board turning down the request.

    Not satisfied with the answer, Roberts met with one school official, and recorded their interaction as he continued to deny LaKay, who suffers from cerebral palsy, the right to use the walker, insisting instead that she use a wheelchair.

    Roberts documented the entire meeting on tape, then posted it to YouTube.

    http://houston.cbslocal.com/2012/03/29/school-bans-child-suffering-from-cerebral-palsy-from-using-walker/

    Video

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3BTVNQRkKfY

  37. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    New Caney ISD takes away the ability for a Child with Cerebral Palsy to use her walker at school.

    This appears to be a fairly straight forward ADA compliance issue. However even simple cases involving the ADA can still be fairly complex and intimidating. The need for timely legal counsel is essential.
    There is a legal services corporation firm that serves Montgomery county Texas, they provide free legal assistance, and they handle educational ADA cases (I used to handle them for such a firm in West Virginia). They are called Lone Star Legal Aid, contact them, they should help.

    Article

    School Bans Child Suffering From Cerebral Palsy From Using Walker
    March 29, 2012 1:50 PM
    NEW CANEY, Texas (CBS Houston) – A Texas school district is banning a girl suffering from cerebral palsy from using a walker, instead wanting her to use a wheelchair at school.
    Texas mother Kristi Roberts has been campaigning for her daughter, LaKay, the right to use her walker, despite the New Caney Independent School District board turning down the request.
    Not satisfied with the answer, Roberts met with one school official, and recorded their interaction as he continued to deny LaKay, who suffers from cerebral palsy, the right to use the walker, insisting instead that she use a wheelchair.
    Roberts documented the entire meeting on tape, then posted it to YouTube.
    http://houston.cbslocal.com/2012/03/29/school-bans-child-suffering-from-cerebral-palsy-from-using-walker/

    Video
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3BTVNQRkKfY

  38. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Obama when he threw his granny under the bus:

    But she is a typical white person who, uh, if she sees somebody on the street that she doesn’t know there’s a reaction that’s been been bred into our experiences that don’t go away and that sometimes come out in the wrong way and that’s just the nature of race in our society.

    I guess that makes Jesse Jackson, the king of the race hustlers, a “typical white person”:

    Jesse Jackson once told an interviewer that when hearing footsteps behind him while walking down a street at night, he is relieved if he turns to see the sound is coming from white feet.

  39. Hamous Avatar

    Obama when he threw his granny under the bus:

    But she is a typical white person who, uh, if she sees somebody on the street that she doesn’t know there’s a reaction that’s been been bred into our experiences that don’t go away and that sometimes come out in the wrong way and that’s just the nature of race in our society.

    I guess that makes Jesse Jackson, the king of the race hustlers, a “typical white person”:

    Jesse Jackson once told an interviewer that when hearing footsteps behind him while walking down a street at night, he is relieved if he turns to see the sound is coming from white feet.

  40. Katfish Avatar

    The gays have their own flag?

    You need to get out from under your rock a bit more often. They’ve used that thing for at least 25 years.

  41. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    The gays have their own flag?

    You need to get out from under your rock a bit more often. They’ve used that thing for at least 25 years.

  42. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    check out the back fur on the guy just over the accordian player’s right shoulder.

    Dude.

    I’m not checking these pics that close.

  43. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    check out the back fur on the guy just over the accordian player’s right shoulder.

    Dude.
    I’m not checking these pics that close.

  44. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    Morning all. Another example of shear stupidity out the land of fruits and nuts.

    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/woman-sues-mcdonald%e2%80%99s-blames-company-for-making-her-become-a-prostitute/

  45. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    Morning all. Another example of shear stupidity out the land of fruits and nuts.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/woman-sues-mcdonald%e2%80%99s-blames-company-for-making-her-become-a-prostitute/

  46. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    I think the major difference is the perp in this case was arrested, tried, convicted, and sentenced to life without parole, demonstrating that justice prevails. The Martin case hasn’t even had a grand jury investigation. It may not be warranted but at some point someone has to go on record explaining why. I think that will happen eventually. I must say the latest video of Zimmerman tends to refute the claim he was “beaten bloody” by Martin. He doesn’t even seem to be flushed.

    Another video came out this morning from a different angle in the po po parking facility. It clearly shows a wound on his head. Folks are not considering that the paramedics likely cleaned him up a bit and he rested some while they did it and on the ride to the po po station in the back seat of a po po car.

  47. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    I think the major difference is the perp in this case was arrested, tried, convicted, and sentenced to life without parole, demonstrating that justice prevails. The Martin case hasn’t even had a grand jury investigation. It may not be warranted but at some point someone has to go on record explaining why. I think that will happen eventually. I must say the latest video of Zimmerman tends to refute the claim he was “beaten bloody” by Martin. He doesn’t even seem to be flushed.

    Another video came out this morning from a different angle in the po po parking facility. It clearly shows a wound on his head. Folks are not considering that the paramedics likely cleaned him up a bit and he rested some while they did it and on the ride to the po po station in the back seat of a po po car.

  48. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    But this is what the Trayvon Martin case is really about for “progressives”. They could care less that a young black man was killed.

  49. Hamous Avatar

    But this is what the Trayvon Martin case is really about for “progressives”. They could care less that a young black man was killed.

  50. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #8 OTL
    What a kewel sign! 🙂

  51. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #8 OTL
    What a kewel sign! 🙂

  52. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #16 Hammy

    Our Nubian Prince’s problem is that he’s a racist.

    You disagreed with me once when I called Colin Powell a racist for harboring similar sentiments. You said that is racialism, not racism.

    So which is it, if you operate from prime directive racial solidarity ?

  53. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #16 Hammy

    Our Nubian Prince’s problem is that he’s a racist.

    You disagreed with me once when I called Colin Powell a racist for harboring similar sentiments. You said that is racialism, not racism.
    So which is it, if you operate from prime directive racial solidarity ?

  54. Katfish Avatar

    heh heh heh

    He said “po po”

    a lot

  55. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    heh heh heh
    He said “po po”
    a lot

  56. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Folks are not considering that the paramedics likely cleaned him up a bit

    I’ve certainly considered that, although I’m not sure how you could clean up a broken nose. I haven’t seen a new video. The one I saw last night was at the police station where there is footage of pretty much his entire head. His hair is closely cropped and there is no indication of abrasions. When I have even the smallest cut on my head it’s very visible. If your head was “repeatedly slammed on the concrete” you’d expect to see something.

    Again, it could very well turn out to be true. I just haven’t seen anything to substantiate it.

  57. Hamous Avatar

    Folks are not considering that the paramedics likely cleaned him up a bit

    I’ve certainly considered that, although I’m not sure how you could clean up a broken nose. I haven’t seen a new video. The one I saw last night was at the police station where there is footage of pretty much his entire head. His hair is closely cropped and there is no indication of abrasions. When I have even the smallest cut on my head it’s very visible. If your head was “repeatedly slammed on the concrete” you’d expect to see something.
    Again, it could very well turn out to be true. I just haven’t seen anything to substantiate it.

  58. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #3 goats
    Hey, I thought for a moment that the gay flag flying at US bases in Afcrappystan had inspired the locals to unleash their inner tranny. But no, it is evil-doers in disguise/camouflage, trying to get inside the gates and kill our soldiers.

    n.b. Those dudes need to wrap the shawl over their bushy beards if they want to convince Americans that they are wimmins.

  59. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #3 goats
    Hey, I thought for a moment that the gay flag flying at US bases in Afcrappystan had inspired the locals to unleash their inner tranny. But no, it is evil-doers in disguise/camouflage, trying to get inside the gates and kill our soldiers.
    n.b. Those dudes need to wrap the shawl over their bushy beards if they want to convince Americans that they are wimmins.

  60. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    You disagreed with me once when I called Colin Powell a racist for harboring similar sentiments. You said that is racialism, not racism.

    I don’t think they are similar sentiments. Colin Powell didn’t get married, have his children baptized, or sit in a church for 20 years that is led by a blatant racist preacher. As I recall, I made that comment in a discussion about Powell supporting Obama in the election. That, I think, is racialism. In a similar vein, although he’ll never admit it, Darren supports Romney primarily because he’s Mormon. I don’t think Darren’s a religious bigot because of it but I do think he’s voting for Romney because he “looks like him” (although Romney doesn’t have a “baby arm” 😉 ). Heck, in my first participation in an election, I voted for a president primarily because he was Southern. In a long four years I learned the folly in that line of reasoning.

  61. Hamous Avatar

    You disagreed with me once when I called Colin Powell a racist for harboring similar sentiments. You said that is racialism, not racism.

    I don’t think they are similar sentiments. Colin Powell didn’t get married, have his children baptized, or sit in a church for 20 years that is led by a blatant racist preacher. As I recall, I made that comment in a discussion about Powell supporting Obama in the election. That, I think, is racialism. In a similar vein, although he’ll never admit it, Darren supports Romney primarily because he’s Mormon. I don’t think Darren’s a religious bigot because of it but I do think he’s voting for Romney because he “looks like him” (although Romney doesn’t have a “baby arm” 😉 ). Heck, in my first participation in an election, I voted for a president primarily because he was Southern. In a long four years I learned the folly in that line of reasoning.

  62. Katfish Avatar

    They need to put up posters of the captured dudes saying they are wanted for homosexual and other forbidden activities.

    But they need to doll them up a bit so they’ll be able to get a date.

  63. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    They need to put up posters of the captured dudes saying they are wanted for homosexual and other forbidden activities.
    But they need to doll them up a bit so they’ll be able to get a date.

  64. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #34 There was a South Park episode for that. Cartman was dressed up as a woman, like Bugs Bunny used to do to Elmer Fudd, trying to woo OBL. OBL ended up falling for Cartman’s camel instead.

  65. Hamous Avatar

    #34 There was a South Park episode for that. Cartman was dressed up as a woman, like Bugs Bunny used to do to Elmer Fudd, trying to woo OBL. OBL ended up falling for Cartman’s camel instead.

  66. Katfish Avatar

    #33 hamous
    That’s all nothing all that unusual. Wimmins consider all of the issues very carefully, ponder what policy provisions best fit their views, and then go out and vote for the guy their husband tells them to or the one who is most handsome.

  67. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #33 hamous
    That’s all nothing all that unusual. Wimmins consider all of the issues very carefully, ponder what policy provisions best fit their views, and then go out and vote for the guy their husband tells them to or the one who is most handsome.

  68. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    #21 – Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr &#@%&$!

    What the WISS????????????

    This is no less than CHILD ABUSE (IMHO)

  69. Katfish Avatar

    #21 – Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr &#@%&$!
    What the WISS????????????
    This is no less than CHILD ABUSE (IMHO)

  70. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    OK, its not new video. The Daily Caller took a closer look and has some stills.

    The problem with the ABC footage is that through most of it, the “ABC Exclusive” kyron is pretty much right over the top of his head, but at about 00:48 you can see a cop inspecting the back of his head. He spends about 4 seconds looking at it, something he wouldn’t do if nothing was there.

  71. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    OK, its not new video. The Daily Caller took a closer look and has some stills.
    The problem with the ABC footage is that through most of it, the “ABC Exclusive” kyron is pretty much right over the top of his head, but at about 00:48 you can see a cop inspecting the back of his head. He spends about 4 seconds looking at it, something he wouldn’t do if nothing was there.

  72. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    He spends about 4 seconds looking at it, something he wouldn’t do if nothing was there.

    I disagree. Zimmerman told him his head was slammed into the concrete. That would require looking at it to confirm the story.

  73. Hamous Avatar

    He spends about 4 seconds looking at it, something he wouldn’t do if nothing was there.

    I disagree. Zimmerman told him his head was slammed into the concrete. That would require looking at it to confirm the story.

  74. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #33 Hammy
    Good answer, I see the distinction now.

    Heck, in my first participation in an election, I voted for a president primarily because he was Southern.

    OMG, the dreadful Jimmah Carter!

  75. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #33 Hammy
    Good answer, I see the distinction now.

    Heck, in my first participation in an election, I voted for a president primarily because he was Southern.

    OMG, the dreadful Jimmah Carter!

  76. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #36 Pyro
    Is that how your wife votes? Or is she allowed to vote?
    🙂

    Woulda been a different post had you added a smily, dude.

  77. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #36 Pyro
    Is that how your wife votes? Or is she allowed to vote?
    🙂
    Woulda been a different post had you added a smily, dude.

  78. Katfish Avatar

    Woulda been a different post had you added a smily, dude.

    Maybe I was serious… 😉

    Yellow Hair doesn’t usually vote. She’s pretty cynical about the entire political process.

  79. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Woulda been a different post had you added a smily, dude.

    Maybe I was serious… 😉
    Yellow Hair doesn’t usually vote. She’s pretty cynical about the entire political process.

  80. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    OMG, the dreadful Jimmah Carter!

    But it’s alright now.
    I learned my lesson well.

  81. Hamous Avatar

    OMG, the dreadful Jimmah Carter!

    But it’s alright now.
    I learned my lesson well.

  82. bob42 Avatar
    bob42

    I was wearing this shirt while changing planes at Love Field Wednesday. I received a handful of smiles, five vocal compliments, and two inquiries about where I got it–And zero complaints or shocked stares.

    As I predicted several years ago, the social conservatives are going to have to find another scary horse to hitch their buggy to. The fictitious “Gay Agenda” wedge issue is just not going to work as well as it did in 2000, 2003, and 2007. That horse is lame.

  83. bob42 Avatar
    bob42

    I was wearing this shirt while changing planes at Love Field Wednesday. I received a handful of smiles, five vocal compliments, and two inquiries about where I got it–And zero complaints or shocked stares.
    As I predicted several years ago, the social conservatives are going to have to find another scary horse to hitch their buggy to. The fictitious “Gay Agenda” wedge issue is just not going to work as well as it did in 2000, 2003, and 2007. That horse is lame.

  84. Hamous Avatar

    Rantings from a raving liberal/progressive lunatic, Bob Shrum.

    I’m pessimistic because I lived through Bush v. Gore, when the court acted like a political ward committee, stopping the vote count in Florida to hand the presidency to George W. Bush by the margin of a single judicial vote.
    Now comes the historic decision on health reform — which could reach far beyond the case to fray the whole fabric of progress in modern America. To overturn the individual mandate, to throw out all or most of the rest of the law, would be an act of naked judicial activism, which conservatives profess to despise.

    Hey Shrum, you Dumbax! marching towards socialism/totalitarianism is not progress! What a moron, he can’t see the rampant failure for each and every instance of socialism, he thinks (actually feels) that it will be different this time. Kind of like battered woman syndrome.

  85. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Rantings from a raving liberal/progressive lunatic, Bob Shrum.

    I’m pessimistic because I lived through Bush v. Gore, when the court acted like a political ward committee, stopping the vote count in Florida to hand the presidency to George W. Bush by the margin of a single judicial vote.
    Now comes the historic decision on health reform — which could reach far beyond the case to fray the whole fabric of progress in modern America. To overturn the individual mandate, to throw out all or most of the rest of the law, would be an act of naked judicial activism, which conservatives profess to despise.

    Hey Shrum, you Dumbax! marching towards socialism/totalitarianism is not progress! What a moron, he can’t see the rampant failure for each and every instance of socialism, he thinks (actually feels) that it will be different this time. Kind of like battered woman syndrome.

  86. Katfish Avatar

    Actually, wimmins and men will tend to choose an “attractive” candidate over an unattractive one. Optics (in both the visual and messaging senses) really matter. Why do you think FDR made great efforts to keep his wheelchair hidden, JFK got hooked on pain pills to keep anyone from knowing about his back, Putin hunts bears with his bare hands?

    One of the things that pushed Obama over the top was that McCain was seen as a crusty old coot (there were other reasons, but that may have been a difference-maker). It was a case of “bright, articulate, and clean” vs. “old and cantankerous”.

  87. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Actually, wimmins and men will tend to choose an “attractive” candidate over an unattractive one. Optics (in both the visual and messaging senses) really matter. Why do you think FDR made great efforts to keep his wheelchair hidden, JFK got hooked on pain pills to keep anyone from knowing about his back, Putin hunts bears with his bare hands?
    One of the things that pushed Obama over the top was that McCain was seen as a crusty old coot (there were other reasons, but that may have been a difference-maker). It was a case of “bright, articulate, and clean” vs. “old and cantankerous”.

  88. Katfish Avatar

    I was wearing this shirt while changing planes at Love Field Wednesday. I received a handful of smiles, five vocal compliments, and two inquiries about where I got it–And zero complaints or shocked stares.

    And five hits from drag queens.

  89. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    I was wearing this shirt while changing planes at Love Field Wednesday. I received a handful of smiles, five vocal compliments, and two inquiries about where I got it–And zero complaints or shocked stares.

    And five hits from drag queens.

  90. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #44: self deleted

  91. Hamous Avatar

    Kind of like battered woman syndrome.

    Not so bad once they’re deep fried.

  92. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Kind of like battered woman syndrome.

    Not so bad once they’re deep fried.

  93. Hamous Avatar

    #50 your linkie is a misfire.

  94. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #50 your linkie is a misfire.

  95. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Well, find a picture of Henry Waxman.

  96. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Well, find a picture of Henry Waxman.

  97. Hamous Avatar

    thanks, but no thanks; I don’t like the look of Henry “Nostrilitis” Waxman. That is one foul dude, in looks and actions.

  98. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    thanks, but no thanks; I don’t like the look of Henry “Nostrilitis” Waxman. That is one foul dude, in looks and actions.

  99. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #42 Pyro

    Maybe I was serious…

    I don’t believe it. You are not EG.

  100. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #42 Pyro

    Maybe I was serious…

    I don’t believe it. You are not EG.

  101. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    I disagree. Zimmerman told him his head was slammed into the concrete. That would require looking at it to confirm the story.

    The cop in the parking facility had no way of knowing that. He was not at the scene and the report hadn’t been written yet.

  102. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    I disagree. Zimmerman told him his head was slammed into the concrete. That would require looking at it to confirm the story.

    The cop in the parking facility had no way of knowing that. He was not at the scene and the report hadn’t been written yet.

  103. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    To clear the air: YES, there are lots of wimmins that vote (and live) irrationally. Also vast number of men that vote (and live) irrationally. But I think it’s very likely that a somewhat higher % of women than men are dolts when it comes to everyday logic and also politics.

    I don’t know if there is an impeccable study to prove this, one way or the other. Most of the folks who would engage in such studies can’t be trusted themselves.

  104. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    To clear the air: YES, there are lots of wimmins that vote (and live) irrationally. Also vast number of men that vote (and live) irrationally. But I think it’s very likely that a somewhat higher % of women than men are dolts when it comes to everyday logic and also politics.
    I don’t know if there is an impeccable study to prove this, one way or the other. Most of the folks who would engage in such studies can’t be trusted themselves.

  105. Katfish Avatar

    Atta girl there, toots!

  106. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Atta girl there, toots!

  107. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Zimmerman told him his head was slammed into the concrete.

    Here is the original police report. No mention of concrete is in it.

    Furthermore, the claim that his head was slammed to the concrete does not come from George Zimmerman. It comes from Robert Zimmerman, a relative, in an interview with FOX News. I’ve tried to find any reports or transcripts of the five hours of questioning the police did with George Zimmerman and can’t find where any have been released.

  108. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Zimmerman told him his head was slammed into the concrete.

    Here is the original police report. No mention of concrete is in it.
    Furthermore, the claim that his head was slammed to the concrete does not come from George Zimmerman. It comes from Robert Zimmerman, a relative, in an interview with FOX News. I’ve tried to find any reports or transcripts of the five hours of questioning the police did with George Zimmerman and can’t find where any have been released.

  109. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    She’s EGminnieme.

  110. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    She’s EGminnieme.

  111. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    In this NPR report, no mention of concrete is made either.

    George Zimmerman’s attorney says his client acted in self-defense, and in recent days, other details had begun to emerge backing that story. The Orlando Sentinel reports that police say in interviews, Zimmerman claimed he was on his way back to his car when Martin appeared, punched him in the face and began beating him pounding his head on the ground. Zimmerman says that’s when he acted in self-defense. According to the report, other witnesses corroborated Zimmerman’s story.

    A wound sustained by having one’s head pounded to the ground, and we can assume it was grassy given the police report stating grass stains on the back of his jacket, is entirely consistent with the wound that the Daily Caller highlights in those stills.

  112. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    In this NPR report, no mention of concrete is made either.

    George Zimmerman’s attorney says his client acted in self-defense, and in recent days, other details had begun to emerge backing that story. The Orlando Sentinel reports that police say in interviews, Zimmerman claimed he was on his way back to his car when Martin appeared, punched him in the face and began beating him pounding his head on the ground. Zimmerman says that’s when he acted in self-defense. According to the report, other witnesses corroborated Zimmerman’s story.

    A wound sustained by having one’s head pounded to the ground, and we can assume it was grassy given the police report stating grass stains on the back of his jacket, is entirely consistent with the wound that the Daily Caller highlights in those stills.

  113. Hamous Avatar

    I’ve tried to find any reports or transcripts of the five hours of questioning the police did with George Zimmerman and can’t find where any have been released.

    5 hours of questioning at the police station, I don’t think he had the option of leaving during that time, and it looked like he was in handcuffs while in the parking garage of the police station. This tells me that he was arrested and then released. The DA, after reviewing the case, said there was not enough evidence to go forward with a trial. This does not at all match what the race-baiting, lying SOB poverty pimps have been saying now does it?

  114. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    I’ve tried to find any reports or transcripts of the five hours of questioning the police did with George Zimmerman and can’t find where any have been released.

    5 hours of questioning at the police station, I don’t think he had the option of leaving during that time, and it looked like he was in handcuffs while in the parking garage of the police station. This tells me that he was arrested and then released. The DA, after reviewing the case, said there was not enough evidence to go forward with a trial. This does not at all match what the race-baiting, lying SOB poverty pimps have been saying now does it?

  115. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Not necessarily. Its normal police procedure to handcuff anyone transported in the back seat of a cruiser.

  116. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Not necessarily. Its normal police procedure to handcuff anyone transported in the back seat of a cruiser.

  117. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    And zero complaints or shocked stares.

    Maybe that’s because those evil socons you’re so askeered of don’t really care either whether your gay. They just don’t feel obliged to announce to the entire world that they don’t care.

  118. Hamous Avatar

    And zero complaints or shocked stares.

    Maybe that’s because those evil socons you’re so askeered of don’t really care either whether your gay. They just don’t feel obliged to announce to the entire world that they don’t care.

  119. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Don’t forget to turn on all your lights tomorrow night 20:30 to 21:30!

    As millions of people sit in the dark during Earth Hour to call for action against climate change this weekend, a libertarian think tank wants you to fight the power by keeping the lights on.

    The Competitive Enterprise Institute plans to commemorate Earth Hour 2012 with its “Human Achievement Hour,” 60 minutes to gather with friends in a heated home, watch television and surf the Internet instead of dimming or shutting off the lights altogether to draw attention to climate change.

    “HAH is an annual event meant to recognize and celebrate the fact that this is the greatest time to be alive, and that the reason we have come is that people have been free to use their minds and the resources in their environment to experiment, create, and innovate,” reads a CEI website on the event scheduled to coincide with Earth Hour 2012 from 8:30 to 9:30 p.m. local time Saturday.

    Participants in the event understand the “necessity to protect the individual persons from government coercion,” according to the Washington-based think tank.

    “Observers of Earth Hour want world leaders to ‘do something’ about pollution and energy use,” the website continues. “What this means is that they want politicians to use legal mandates and punitive taxes to prevent individuals from freely using resources, hindering our ability to create the solutions and technologies of the future.”

    Myron Ebell, CEI’s director of energy and global warming policy, said the event is about saluting the people who “keep the lights on and produce the energy” that makes human achievement possible.

  120. Hamous Avatar

    Don’t forget to turn on all your lights tomorrow night 20:30 to 21:30!

    As millions of people sit in the dark during Earth Hour to call for action against climate change this weekend, a libertarian think tank wants you to fight the power by keeping the lights on.
    The Competitive Enterprise Institute plans to commemorate Earth Hour 2012 with its “Human Achievement Hour,” 60 minutes to gather with friends in a heated home, watch television and surf the Internet instead of dimming or shutting off the lights altogether to draw attention to climate change.
    “HAH is an annual event meant to recognize and celebrate the fact that this is the greatest time to be alive, and that the reason we have come is that people have been free to use their minds and the resources in their environment to experiment, create, and innovate,” reads a CEI website on the event scheduled to coincide with Earth Hour 2012 from 8:30 to 9:30 p.m. local time Saturday.
    Participants in the event understand the “necessity to protect the individual persons from government coercion,” according to the Washington-based think tank.
    “Observers of Earth Hour want world leaders to ‘do something’ about pollution and energy use,” the website continues. “What this means is that they want politicians to use legal mandates and punitive taxes to prevent individuals from freely using resources, hindering our ability to create the solutions and technologies of the future.”
    Myron Ebell, CEI’s director of energy and global warming policy, said the event is about saluting the people who “keep the lights on and produce the energy” that makes human achievement possible.

  121. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    OK Hamoustonians™ – it appears that the R ranks are closing (whether reluctantly or not) behind “Rom-u-nous-NOT-O” I’m sure to the chagrin of many (and the likely delight of our own Darren)

    SO……………who might be “the one” (aka VP) to carry Romney’s lunchbox?

  122. Katfish Avatar

    OK Hamoustonians™ – it appears that the R ranks are closing (whether reluctantly or not) behind “Rom-u-nous-NOT-O” I’m sure to the chagrin of many (and the likely delight of our own Darren)
    SO……………who might be “the one” (aka VP) to carry Romney’s lunchbox?

  123. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Someone say BACON??

    ………….from cradle to GRAVE!

  124. Katfish Avatar

    Someone say BACON??
    ………….from cradle to GRAVE!

  125. Tedtam Avatar

    Hammy, I agree. The “gay agenda” is only important to those who want to keep a focus on who’s gay. Frankly, I’ve got much bigger fish to fry (a Lenten reference, for those who care) than to worry about whether or not anyone notices, or that anyone cares if I notice or not.

    I have a retreat tomorrow, and I’m dragging a$$ so bad right now, I’ve got carpet burns on my butt.

    Somewhere, I’ve gotta catch some snap. Or nap. Or something.

  126. Tedtam Avatar

    Hammy, I agree. The “gay agenda” is only important to those who want to keep a focus on who’s gay. Frankly, I’ve got much bigger fish to fry (a Lenten reference, for those who care) than to worry about whether or not anyone notices, or that anyone cares if I notice or not.
    I have a retreat tomorrow, and I’m dragging a$$ so bad right now, I’ve got carpet burns on my butt.
    Somewhere, I’ve gotta catch some snap. Or nap. Or something.

  127. Hamous Avatar

    #67:

    I’ve got carpet burns on my butt.

    Hussy!

  128. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #67:

    I’ve got carpet burns on my butt.

    Hussy!

  129. Tedtam Avatar

    #68 Boney

    I never said they were ATTRACTIVE carpet burns!

  130. Tedtam Avatar

    #68 Boney
    I never said they were ATTRACTIVE carpet burns!

  131. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    SO……………who might be “the one” (aka VP) to carry Romney’s lunchbox?

    I feel pretty confident it will be Rubio.

  132. Hamous Avatar

    SO……………who might be “the one” (aka VP) to carry Romney’s lunchbox?

    I feel pretty confident it will be Rubio.

  133. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Frankly, I’ve got much bigger fish to fry (a Lenten reference, for those who care) than to worry about whether or not anyone notices, or that anyone cares if I notice or not.

    But you HAVE to have a tee shirt!!! You MUST announce to the world that you love you some homosexuals! Otherwise you hate homosexuals.

    Speaking of tee shirts, my Godsons (and their parents) went down to Key West over spring break. They bought me a GWB “Miss me yet?” tee shirt. Can’t wait to wear it to a Midtown bar full of self-loathing metrosexuals and watch them come unglued. I guarantee those with differing opinions won’t be as polite as the evil socons on Bobo’s recent trip.

  134. Hamous Avatar

    Frankly, I’ve got much bigger fish to fry (a Lenten reference, for those who care) than to worry about whether or not anyone notices, or that anyone cares if I notice or not.

    But you HAVE to have a tee shirt!!! You MUST announce to the world that you love you some homosexuals! Otherwise you hate homosexuals.
    Speaking of tee shirts, my Godsons (and their parents) went down to Key West over spring break. They bought me a GWB “Miss me yet?” tee shirt. Can’t wait to wear it to a Midtown bar full of self-loathing metrosexuals and watch them come unglued. I guarantee those with differing opinions won’t be as polite as the evil socons on Bobo’s recent trip.

  135. Hamous Avatar

    SO……………who might be “the one” (aka VP) to carry Romney’s lunchbox?

    Cantor, Paul Ryan, Gov Goodhair Jimmy Dick Perry, Michelle Bachman, Col Alan West? I think any of those would be a good choice for Texas.
    Ifn Jimmy Dick were VP and left Texas and had to live in DC it would raise the collective IQs of both places.

  136. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    SO……………who might be “the one” (aka VP) to carry Romney’s lunchbox?

    Cantor, Paul Ryan, Gov Goodhair Jimmy Dick Perry, Michelle Bachman, Col Alan West? I think any of those would be a good choice for Texas.
    Ifn Jimmy Dick were VP and left Texas and had to live in DC it would raise the collective IQs of both places.

  137. Tedtam Avatar

    Rubio would be a good choice, especially for those who count race as important. I could see how the hard-core opportunistic lefties would tie him in with the shooting incident: “See, the Republicans LIKE those white Hispanics that go after poor, innocent defenseless black boys, shooting them like dogs in the street! You HAVE to vote Democrat, or your babies will drop like flies!”

    I’d love to see Col. West as VP. Again, for those who think race is important, I’d love to see them comment on the ticket. Col. West is like bad toilet paper – he doesn’t take crap off anyone.

  138. Tedtam Avatar

    Rubio would be a good choice, especially for those who count race as important. I could see how the hard-core opportunistic lefties would tie him in with the shooting incident: “See, the Republicans LIKE those white Hispanics that go after poor, innocent defenseless black boys, shooting them like dogs in the street! You HAVE to vote Democrat, or your babies will drop like flies!”
    I’d love to see Col. West as VP. Again, for those who think race is important, I’d love to see them comment on the ticket. Col. West is like bad toilet paper – he doesn’t take crap off anyone.

  139. Tedtam Avatar

    #71 Hammy

    But you HAVE to have a tee shirt!!! You MUST announce to the world that you love you some homosexuals! Otherwise you hate homosexuals.

    One of my very best friends from college is gay. I had a confidant at our church (until he moved) who was gay. I have a new friend who’s as gay as you can get without setting the curtains on fire.

    Somehow, I manage to think of them as Larry, Moe, and Curly. I’ve never thought of them as Larry the Gay, Moe the Queer, or Curly the Flamer.

    Off to run some errands. Someone around here has to work.

  140. Tedtam Avatar

    #71 Hammy

    But you HAVE to have a tee shirt!!! You MUST announce to the world that you love you some homosexuals! Otherwise you hate homosexuals.

    One of my very best friends from college is gay. I had a confidant at our church (until he moved) who was gay. I have a new friend who’s as gay as you can get without setting the curtains on fire.
    Somehow, I manage to think of them as Larry, Moe, and Curly. I’ve never thought of them as Larry the Gay, Moe the Queer, or Curly the Flamer.
    Off to run some errands. Someone around here has to work.

  141. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    #71 – HEH – I occasionally wear my “American BORDER WATCH” tee into Wal-Mart (on the extremely rare occasions when I go – only long enough to buy a gift card I might add)……………………….always a FUN time trust me!

    🙂

  142. Katfish Avatar

    #71 – HEH – I occasionally wear my “American BORDER WATCH” tee into Wal-Mart (on the extremely rare occasions when I go – only long enough to buy a gift card I might add)……………………….always a FUN time trust me!
    🙂

  143. Hamous Avatar

    I think this is clear and convincing evidence that the cheese has officially slipped off of JugEar’s cracker. The man is freaking delusional.

  144. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    I think this is clear and convincing evidence that the cheese has officially slipped off of JugEar’s cracker. The man is freaking delusional.

  145. Hamous Avatar

    A kraken washes ashore in S. Carolina.

  146. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    A kraken washes ashore in S. Carolina.

  147. Katfish Avatar

    I thought the krakens were found around the part of the map where “North Dakota” is.

  148. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    I thought the krakens were found around the part of the map where “North Dakota” is.

  149. Katfish Avatar

    Osama bin-Laden found time to get a little bizzzzay while he was on the run.

  150. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Osama bin-Laden found time to get a little bizzzzay while he was on the run.

  151. Katfish Avatar

    the cheese has officially slipped off of JugEar’s cracker

    Silly.

    Cheese doesn’t slide.

    It’s butter & noodles, dude.

  152. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    the cheese has officially slipped off of JugEar’s cracker

    Silly.
    Cheese doesn’t slide.
    It’s butter & noodles, dude.

  153. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #78

    You may recall that the same species declared war on Crackers last year.

  154. Hamous Avatar

    #78
    You may recall that the same species declared war on Crackers last year.

  155. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Cheese doesn’t slide.

    Pasteurized process cheese food put on toasted bread and nuked in a microwave does.

  156. Hamous Avatar

    Cheese doesn’t slide.

    Pasteurized process cheese food put on toasted bread and nuked in a microwave does.

  157. Katfish Avatar

    #83 hamster
    In that case, if you had squack’s miracule toast from a coupla weeks ago the American pasteurized process cheese food coulda slid offa (picture of a) cracker.

  158. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #83 hamster
    In that case, if you had squack’s miracule toast from a coupla weeks ago the American pasteurized process cheese food coulda slid offa (picture of a) cracker.

  159. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Re: Open comments pic

    I do not have a caption but I do have some background music while I am thinking of one.

  160. squawkbox Avatar

    Re: Open comments pic
    I do not have a caption but I do have some background music while I am thinking of one.

  161. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Good afternoon Hamsters. Mugly and foggy this am, truly uncomfortable to be outside. Now tolerable in late afternoon, high overcast, and 80 on the front porch. No rain in sight, and that’s fine with us for now, having received almost half an inch the past two days. Everything green is earnestly working to burst forth in its Spring finery.

    ‘Tis the season. Lady Cardinal was busy gathering nesting material and declaring her territory over a couple of mockingbirds who invaded it. Amazingly they backed away. Guess they thought she’s a Momma Grizzly. 🙂 Lord Cardinal must have been a bit farther afield when this all happened. A resident hawk has been keeping watch early in the mornings, perched atop a fence rail and ready to strike something in the pasture grass. And catching something most of the tme. A resident owl can be seen now and then at dusk, swooping out of an old Ent of a pecan tree and catching something on the ground, then gracefully completing its arc back home, perhaps to feed a new family. Peacocks can be heard throughout the neighborhood morning or night; they once “belonged” to someone but have since roamed at will wherever the mood stikes them. Have not seen them, just heard them.

    #45 Bonecrusher, Regarding Bob Shrum’s incoherent rant–if I recall correctly he has an unbroken record as a campaign manager for losing candidates…. Maybe it finally got to him.

  162. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Good afternoon Hamsters. Mugly and foggy this am, truly uncomfortable to be outside. Now tolerable in late afternoon, high overcast, and 80 on the front porch. No rain in sight, and that’s fine with us for now, having received almost half an inch the past two days. Everything green is earnestly working to burst forth in its Spring finery.
    ‘Tis the season. Lady Cardinal was busy gathering nesting material and declaring her territory over a couple of mockingbirds who invaded it. Amazingly they backed away. Guess they thought she’s a Momma Grizzly. 🙂 Lord Cardinal must have been a bit farther afield when this all happened. A resident hawk has been keeping watch early in the mornings, perched atop a fence rail and ready to strike something in the pasture grass. And catching something most of the tme. A resident owl can be seen now and then at dusk, swooping out of an old Ent of a pecan tree and catching something on the ground, then gracefully completing its arc back home, perhaps to feed a new family. Peacocks can be heard throughout the neighborhood morning or night; they once “belonged” to someone but have since roamed at will wherever the mood stikes them. Have not seen them, just heard them.
    #45 Bonecrusher, Regarding Bob Shrum’s incoherent rant–if I recall correctly he has an unbroken record as a campaign manager for losing candidates…. Maybe it finally got to him.

  163. Hamous Avatar

    what’s not to like about a bunch of harem girls?

  164. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    what’s not to like about a bunch of harem girls?

  165. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    I am soooo glad that Jumpin’ Joe Biden is still on the ticket!

    I never had an interest in being a mayor ’cause that’s a real job. You have to produce. That’s why I was able to be a senator for 36 years.

  166. Hamous Avatar

    I am soooo glad that Jumpin’ Joe Biden is still on the ticket!

    I never had an interest in being a mayor ’cause that’s a real job. You have to produce. That’s why I was able to be a senator for 36 years.

  167. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Re the Kraken: The North Pacific white sturgeon has been featured on Animal Planet’s River Monsters documentaries. They get huge, if they live long enough.

  168. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Re the Kraken: The North Pacific white sturgeon has been featured on Animal Planet’s River Monsters documentaries. They get huge, if they live long enough.

  169. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Mama’s got a squeeze box and an audience of Nuns.

  170. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #89 Hammy
    So that goofball Biden knows his limitations. I am frankly surprised by his candor.

  171. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #89 Hammy
    So that goofball Biden knows his limitations. I am frankly surprised by his candor.

  172. Hamous Avatar

    #89,92: What the wiss is wrong with the people in Delaware that keep reelecting this doofus?

  173. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #89,92: What the wiss is wrong with the people in Delaware that keep reelecting this doofus?

  174. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Flaco gots a squeezebox.

  175. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    David Hidalgo gots a squeezebox too.

  176. Hamous Avatar

    David Hidalgo gots a squeezebox too.

  177. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Debra Peters done gone and be playin with her squeezebox too.

  178. squawkbox Avatar

    Debra Peters done gone and be playin with her squeezebox too.

  179. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    I don’t know which is going to be more damaging to his over inflated ego—-the fact that he got fired or that his replacement is Client #9.

    Make sure to click on the statement Andy Levy says he should have issued.

  180. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    I don’t know which is going to be more damaging to his over inflated ego—-the fact that he got fired or that his replacement is Client #9.
    Make sure to click on the statement Andy Levy says he should have issued.

  181. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Kimberly Pritchard plays Bohemian Rhapsody on her squawkbox squeeze box.

  182. squawkbox Avatar

    Kimberly Pritchard plays Bohemian Rhapsody on her squawkbox squeeze box.

  183. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Terrance Simien wants in on the squeezebox action.

  184. Hamous Avatar

    Terrance Simien wants in on the squeezebox action.

  185. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Myron Floren, Jo Ann Castle and Janet Lennon had a Ménage à Trois with two squeeze boxes.

  186. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    If Shep Smith’s eyes get any farther apart he’ll be a chameleon.

  187. Hamous Avatar

    If Shep Smith’s eyes get any farther apart he’ll be a chameleon.

  188. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Dang. We also forgot to commemorate St. Pancake Day.

  189. Hamous Avatar

    Dang. We also forgot to commemorate St. Pancake Day.

  190. Dooood Avatar

    We were all so young and pretty back in ’77.

    One of my favorite sqeezebox pieces.

    He’ll Have To Go with Ry Cooder, Flaco Jimenez

  191. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    We were all so young and pretty back in ’77.
    One of my favorite sqeezebox pieces.
    He’ll Have To Go with Ry Cooder, Flaco Jimenez

  192. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    We were all so young and pretty back in ’77.

    Well, I was young.

  193. Hamous Avatar

    We were all so young and pretty back in ’77.

    Well, I was young.

  194. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Maybe with Ms. TT gone this weekend we can.

    I got a song ……………

  195. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Maybe with Ms. TT gone this weekend we can.

    I got a song ……………

  196. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Sarge’s #100 post is hysterical. Ole Olbermann has been hanging around AlGore entirely too long, and the Gore Effect has infected him. The Effect being, to wit, that any enterspise AlGore touches, controls, thinks about, enacts, speechifies about, promotes, or comes near will sooner or later, mostly sooner these days, either blow up spectacularly or shrink to a vanishing point that goes through the stargate into the Gamma Quadrant. But before either happens it always morphs into a pile of poop, clearly observable by anyone with two brain cells to rattle together.

  197. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Sarge’s #100 post is hysterical. Ole Olbermann has been hanging around AlGore entirely too long, and the Gore Effect has infected him. The Effect being, to wit, that any enterspise AlGore touches, controls, thinks about, enacts, speechifies about, promotes, or comes near will sooner or later, mostly sooner these days, either blow up spectacularly or shrink to a vanishing point that goes through the stargate into the Gamma Quadrant. But before either happens it always morphs into a pile of poop, clearly observable by anyone with two brain cells to rattle together.

  198. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    hamous #16;

    I must say the latest video of Zimmerman tends to refute the claim he was “beaten bloody” by Martin. He doesn’t even seem to be flushed.

    In case nobody here has responded yet (someone probably has), just wath the video more closely and don’t listen to NBC reporting.

    http://dailycaller.com/2012/03/29/police-surveillance-video-of-zimmerman-may-show-head-injury/

  199. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    hamous #16;

    I must say the latest video of Zimmerman tends to refute the claim he was “beaten bloody” by Martin. He doesn’t even seem to be flushed.

    In case nobody here has responded yet (someone probably has), just wath the video more closely and don’t listen to NBC reporting.
    http://dailycaller.com/2012/03/29/police-surveillance-video-of-zimmerman-may-show-head-injury/

  200. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    I’ve watched ’em all Darren. Believe it or not I’m smart enough to filter out the bull. I’m also smart (and patient) enough to wait for the investigations to play out before I pronounce innocent or guilt.

  201. Hamous Avatar

    I’ve watched ’em all Darren. Believe it or not I’m smart enough to filter out the bull. I’m also smart (and patient) enough to wait for the investigations to play out before I pronounce innocent or guilt.

  202. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Hamous #31;

    although I’m not sure how you could clean up a broken nose

    Watch an MMA fight. It doesn’t take long.

    #33;

    Darren supports Romney primarily because he’s Mormon.

    Hey, I was a bout to appologize to you cuz my #111 may have sounded presumptuous. 🙄

    but I do think he’s voting for Romney because he “looks like him” (although Romney doesn’t have a “baby arm” ).

    Even if he did, it would not be anywhere near a pretty as mine. 🙂

  203. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Hamous #31;

    although I’m not sure how you could clean up a broken nose

    Watch an MMA fight. It doesn’t take long.
    #33;

    Darren supports Romney primarily because he’s Mormon.

    Hey, I was a bout to appologize to you cuz my #111 may have sounded presumptuous. 🙄

    but I do think he’s voting for Romney because he “looks like him” (although Romney doesn’t have a “baby arm” ).

    Even if he did, it would not be anywhere near a pretty as mine. 🙂

  204. Dooood Avatar

    #108 Hamous

    And you even had hair back then. I thought you were bald from birth.

  205. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    #108 Hamous
    And you even had hair back then. I thought you were bald from birth.

  206. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    I was bald at birth.

  207. Hamous Avatar

    I was bald at birth.

  208. Hamous Avatar

    #100 Sarge: from the comments in your linkie:

    Olby unfit for Current TV.

    Kind of like being asked to leave OWS for poor hygiene.

    The best slam I have ever read.

  209. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #100 Sarge: from the comments in your linkie:

    Olby unfit for Current TV.
    Kind of like being asked to leave OWS for poor hygiene.

    The best slam I have ever read.

  210. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Hey! Speaking of moobies we’re looking forward to this year.

  211. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Hey! Speaking of moobies we’re looking forward to this year.

  212. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Hamous (hi again) #70;

    I feel pretty confident it will be Rubio.

    I think there’s good reason to predict that but I really dont think so. While I’d fully support a Rubio VP, I’d much rather him stay where he is where I think he can be far more effective in directly legislative debate at a conservative level. On the VP choice I have to admit that Myra Adams convinced me on it several months ago.

    A Romney/McDonnell 2012 Presidential Ticket Is (Practically) a Done Deal

  213. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Hamous (hi again) #70;

    I feel pretty confident it will be Rubio.

    I think there’s good reason to predict that but I really dont think so. While I’d fully support a Rubio VP, I’d much rather him stay where he is where I think he can be far more effective in directly legislative debate at a conservative level. On the VP choice I have to admit that Myra Adams convinced me on it several months ago.
    A Romney/McDonnell 2012 Presidential Ticket Is (Practically) a Done Deal

  214. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #118 Darren

    Puleeeaze — no more totally unknown governors.

  215. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #118 Darren
    Puleeeaze — no more totally unknown governors.

  216. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Well there goes my retirement nest egg for when Hamistan gets bought by Rupert Murdoch

    AOL Inc on Friday won the dismissal of a lawsuit by unpaid bloggers who complained they were deprived of their fair share of the roughly $315 million that the company paid last March to buy The Huffington Post website.

  217. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Well there goes my retirement nest egg for when Hamistan gets bought by Rupert Murdoch

    AOL Inc on Friday won the dismissal of a lawsuit by unpaid bloggers who complained they were deprived of their fair share of the roughly $315 million that the company paid last March to buy The Huffington Post website.

  218. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #108 Hammy
    Leveling wit ya: You look too young to be in college. Definitely a good-looking guy & the long hair probably put you in the “dreamboat” category on your campus. I think TT will agree with me when she sees this.

  219. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #108 Hammy
    Leveling wit ya: You look too young to be in college. Definitely a good-looking guy & the long hair probably put you in the “dreamboat” category on your campus. I think TT will agree with me when she sees this.

  220. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Not unexpected, the Federal Court has thrown out Wisconsin’s mandatory annual re certification for public employee unions that didn’t support the Governor’s election. Also gone is the ban on voluntary deductions for union dues.

    A federal judge in Madison on Friday ruled that portions of Act 10 – which removed most collective bargaining for most public employees – are unconstitutional.

  221. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Not unexpected, the Federal Court has thrown out Wisconsin’s mandatory annual re certification for public employee unions that didn’t support the Governor’s election. Also gone is the ban on voluntary deductions for union dues.

    A federal judge in Madison on Friday ruled that portions of Act 10 – which removed most collective bargaining for most public employees – are unconstitutional.

  222. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #105 Hammy

    If Shep Smith’s eyes get any farther apart he’ll be a chameleon.

    Are you kidding me? It took a while to remember her name, but the TV star Brandy had to leave the air for that very reason. She could no longer focus on the script in front of her.

  223. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #105 Hammy

    If Shep Smith’s eyes get any farther apart he’ll be a chameleon.

    Are you kidding me? It took a while to remember her name, but the TV star Brandy had to leave the air for that very reason. She could no longer focus on the script in front of her.

  224. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    Bonecrusher

    Why is DHS buying 450 million rounds of .40 cal HOLLOW POINT ammunition? The cops are not allowed to use hollow point ammo, so why is DHS buying it?

    The cops, FBI, BATF and all the other law enforcement agencies. (City, state, local) use nothing but hollow points, unless they’re on the gun range. It’s the military that uses FMJ ammo because of the Geneva Convention. They way that it’s looked at is that any soldier is just defending his country and he is serving honorably, (never mind that he may be on the wrong side). But a crook is out to do no good and needs to be stopped post-hast, …..stopped, not necessarily killed, although it’s OK if he’s killed. To do this a hollow point is the best medicine especially if the bullet is traveling more than 1200 FPS. The shock effect will put someone down 90-95% of the time. Read Evan Marshall’s books on the subject, he’s studied ACTUAL case histories of “One Shot Stops” and has all the statistics on which bullets work better than others.

  225. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Bonecrusher

    Why is DHS buying 450 million rounds of .40 cal HOLLOW POINT ammunition? The cops are not allowed to use hollow point ammo, so why is DHS buying it?

    The cops, FBI, BATF and all the other law enforcement agencies. (City, state, local) use nothing but hollow points, unless they’re on the gun range. It’s the military that uses FMJ ammo because of the Geneva Convention. They way that it’s looked at is that any soldier is just defending his country and he is serving honorably, (never mind that he may be on the wrong side). But a crook is out to do no good and needs to be stopped post-hast, …..stopped, not necessarily killed, although it’s OK if he’s killed. To do this a hollow point is the best medicine especially if the bullet is traveling more than 1200 FPS. The shock effect will put someone down 90-95% of the time. Read Evan Marshall’s books on the subject, he’s studied ACTUAL case histories of “One Shot Stops” and has all the statistics on which bullets work better than others.

  226. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    WOW – they didn’t even make him bolt his license plate back on!

    da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da BATMANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

  227. Katfish Avatar

    WOW – they didn’t even make him bolt his license plate back on!
    da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da BATMANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

  228. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #124 mharper – I think that’s why Oprah quit too.

  229. Hamous Avatar

    #124 mharper – I think that’s why Oprah quit too.

  230. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Now this is funny.

    Folks here may not believe it but there are folks out there who publish phone numbers and addresses of folks they don’t agree with. And not just the person they disagree with, but also their family members, children and school they attend. No, really it happens.

    One guy got so fed up with this harassment he put together a support group that back traces these knuckleheads, researches their families and children’s schools and calls them back for a polite chat. Some folks may get 5,000 phone calls for each harrassing phone call they make.

    If they could find the information, Stave’s supporters would ask during the callbacks how the children in the family were doing and mention their names and the names of their schools. “And then,” Stave said, “we’d tell them that we bless their home on such and such street,” giving the address.

    Now, if we can apply this to telemarketers, we may make some progress.

  231. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Now this is funny.
    Folks here may not believe it but there are folks out there who publish phone numbers and addresses of folks they don’t agree with. And not just the person they disagree with, but also their family members, children and school they attend. No, really it happens.
    One guy got so fed up with this harassment he put together a support group that back traces these knuckleheads, researches their families and children’s schools and calls them back for a polite chat. Some folks may get 5,000 phone calls for each harrassing phone call they make.

    If they could find the information, Stave’s supporters would ask during the callbacks how the children in the family were doing and mention their names and the names of their schools. “And then,” Stave said, “we’d tell them that we bless their home on such and such street,” giving the address.

    Now, if we can apply this to telemarketers, we may make some progress.

  232. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    My #125, Federal has a new EFMJ (expanding full metal jacket) round that passes ALL of the FBI tests, including penetrating glass and steel while STILL expanding to twice it’s diameter, (caliber).

  233. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    My #125, Federal has a new EFMJ (expanding full metal jacket) round that passes ALL of the FBI tests, including penetrating glass and steel while STILL expanding to twice it’s diameter, (caliber).

  234. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Don’t taze me bro……. No wonder cops are losing the respect of the people they are supposed to protect and serve.

    Dear Mr. Police persons it is not illegal to take your picture.

    Where is Phil M when I need him.

  235. squawkbox Avatar

    Don’t taze me bro……. No wonder cops are losing the respect of the people they are supposed to protect and serve.
    Dear Mr. Police persons it is not illegal to take your picture.
    Where is Phil M when I need him.

  236. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #130 Squawk
    That was a security guard. Far cry from a licensed peace officer, aka cop.

  237. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #130 Squawk
    That was a security guard. Far cry from a licensed peace officer, aka cop.

  238. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    mharper42

    Watch the vidiot again. He is an off duty cop moon lighting as a rent-a-cop.

  239. squawkbox Avatar

    mharper42
    Watch the vidiot again. He is an off duty cop moon lighting as a rent-a-cop.

  240. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Uh oh, the President is about to raise gas prices again. He’s figures there’s enough global oil available now to shut off Iran’s oil revenue.

    “There is a sufficient supply of petroleum and petroleum products from countries other than Iran to permit a significant reduction in the volume of petroleum and petroleum products purchased from Iran by or through foreign financial institutions,” Obama said in a statement.

    This could get ugly, Republicans are urging him to just give in to the dark side and start a war.

  241. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Uh oh, the President is about to raise gas prices again. He’s figures there’s enough global oil available now to shut off Iran’s oil revenue.

    “There is a sufficient supply of petroleum and petroleum products from countries other than Iran to permit a significant reduction in the volume of petroleum and petroleum products purchased from Iran by or through foreign financial institutions,” Obama said in a statement.

    This could get ugly, Republicans are urging him to just give in to the dark side and start a war.

  242. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Now I didn’t listen to the audio, so I may be being punked. The story claims that Representative Bobby Seal was given the bum’s rush when reading from the Bible while wearing a hoodie because …………

    … the security folks there on the House floor are laughing about it, but initially, they did not know who it was. And they were concerned that someone had just walked off the street, or you know, wondered off a tour group.

    You can’t make this stuff up.

  243. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Now I didn’t listen to the audio, so I may be being punked. The story claims that Representative Bobby Seal was given the bum’s rush when reading from the Bible while wearing a hoodie because …………

    … the security folks there on the House floor are laughing about it, but initially, they did not know who it was. And they were concerned that someone had just walked off the street, or you know, wondered off a tour group.

    You can’t make this stuff up.

  244. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    General Dempsey isn’t happy with Representative Ryan voicing doubts about his Congressional testimony after he had left the country.

    “There’s a difference between having someone say they don’t believe what you said versus … calling us, collectively, liars,” Gen. Dempsey told reporters aboard a U.S. military aircraft after a four day visit to Latin America. ”My response is: I stand by my testimony.”

    Suckers must think they’re dealing with Ollie North.

  245. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    General Dempsey isn’t happy with Representative Ryan voicing doubts about his Congressional testimony after he had left the country.

    “There’s a difference between having someone say they don’t believe what you said versus … calling us, collectively, liars,” Gen. Dempsey told reporters aboard a U.S. military aircraft after a four day visit to Latin America. ”My response is: I stand by my testimony.”

    Suckers must think they’re dealing with Ollie North.

  246. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    #128 Shamaal, from your link;

    Stave is the landlord of a clinic in Germantown that provides abortions. Reproductive Health Services became the focus of antiabortion protesters when it was leased to LeRoy Carhart, one of the few doctors in the nation who acknowledges performing late-term abortions.

    And you said “Now this is funny” You sick Bastard, you think that ANYTHING to do with murdering unborn babies is FUNNY?!?!

  247. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #128 Shamaal, from your link;

    Stave is the landlord of a clinic in Germantown that provides abortions. Reproductive Health Services became the focus of antiabortion protesters when it was leased to LeRoy Carhart, one of the few doctors in the nation who acknowledges performing late-term abortions.

    And you said “Now this is funny” You sick Bastard, you think that ANYTHING to do with murdering unborn babies is FUNNY?!?!

  248. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    SD – geez Bubba get that hook outcher lip!

    Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep BREATHS pahdnah

  249. Katfish Avatar

    SD – geez Bubba get that hook outcher lip!
    Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep BREATHS pahdnah

  250. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    mharper42
    #131
    And even if he was “just” a security guard it is not illegal to take his picture either. Since I am a photographer by trade I am more than aware of the intimidation that some police use to keep me from taking their pictures. It is not illegal unless I am impeding a “police action or investigation”. They get really upset when I tell them they have to get a probable cause search warrant to take my equipment.

  251. squawkbox Avatar

    mharper42
    #131
    And even if he was “just” a security guard it is not illegal to take his picture either. Since I am a photographer by trade I am more than aware of the intimidation that some police use to keep me from taking their pictures. It is not illegal unless I am impeding a “police action or investigation”. They get really upset when I tell them they have to get a probable cause search warrant to take my equipment.

  252. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    mharper #120;

    Puleeeaze — no more totally unknown governors.

    Former governor Schwarzenager is pretty well known. 🙂

  253. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    mharper #120;

    Puleeeaze — no more totally unknown governors.

    Former governor Schwarzenager is pretty well known. 🙂

  254. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    #136 Super Dave

    No, I think sickos that harass the children of people engaged in lawful business receiving 5000 phone calls inquiring as to their health as funny, karma even.

  255. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    #136 Super Dave
    No, I think sickos that harass the children of people engaged in lawful business receiving 5000 phone calls inquiring as to their health as funny, karma even.

  256. Katfish Avatar

    #100 sarge

    “If you play Olbermann’s career in reverse, it’s the story of a jobless man who rises from a lowly Internet channel to a prime-time talk show”.

  257. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #100 sarge

    “If you play Olbermann’s career in reverse, it’s the story of a jobless man who rises from a lowly Internet channel to a prime-time talk show”.

  258. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    #24 sarge

    I’m not checking these pics that close.

    OK, I asked Dmitri to move aside and pose with with the women.

    I love St. Petersburg

  259. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    #24 sarge

    I’m not checking these pics that close.

    OK, I asked Dmitri to move aside and pose with with the women.
    I love St. Petersburg

  260. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Where can I find a “Gay? Fine by Bob” t-shirt? I wanna wear it to Michael Barry’s favorite place to stop for a cold beer. I’ll just eat the peanuts.

  261. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Where can I find a “Gay? Fine by Bob” t-shirt? I wanna wear it to Michael Barry’s favorite place to stop for a cold beer. I’ll just eat the peanuts.

  262. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    #140
    No, I think sickos that harass the children of people engaged in lawful business killing near full term babies receiving 5000 phone calls inquiring as to their health as funny, karma even.
    Yup you won that one, I try VERY hard to not respond to you, our resident, TROLL but sometimes I just can’t believe that you are so EVIL that you can laugh about killing babies, you are a sick man! FWIW; I’ll try real hard to not respond anymore. I usuall don’t….Sigh 🙁

  263. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #140
    No, I think sickos that harass the children of people engaged in lawful business killing near full term babies receiving 5000 phone calls inquiring as to their health as funny, karma even.
    Yup you won that one, I try VERY hard to not respond to you, our resident, TROLL but sometimes I just can’t believe that you are so EVIL that you can laugh about killing babies, you are a sick man! FWIW; I’ll try real hard to not respond anymore. I usuall don’t….Sigh 🙁

  264. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Where is Phil M when I need him.

    Oh HEEEEELLLLL NO!

  265. Hamous Avatar

    Where is Phil M when I need him.

    Oh HEEEEELLLLL NO!

  266. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    MUHwahahahahahahahahahahahaha 😉

  267. squawkbox Avatar

    MUHwahahahahahahahahahahahaha 😉

  268. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #132 Squawkie
    Ooops, my mistake. Sorry.

  269. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #132 Squawkie
    Ooops, my mistake. Sorry.

  270. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Retirement has never felt soooooooo good.

  271. squawkbox Avatar

    Retirement has never felt soooooooo good.

  272. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    #147 mharper42

    Oh no problem. No harm no foul. 😉

    Besides with me you have earned your place in the blogospere to keep me honest.

  273. squawkbox Avatar

    #147 mharper42
    Oh no problem. No harm no foul. 😉
    Besides with me you have earned your place in the blogospere to keep me honest.

  274. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    And you said “Now this is funny” You sick Bastard, you think that ANYTHING to do with murdering unborn babies is FUNNY?!?!

    Why are you asking questions you already know the answer to?

  275. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    And you said “Now this is funny” You sick Bastard, you think that ANYTHING to do with murdering unborn babies is FUNNY?!?!

    Why are you asking questions you already know the answer to?

  276. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Perhaps if Houston Metro had bought some of these we could have had train service to Galveston.

  277. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Perhaps if Houston Metro had bought some of these we could have had train service to Galveston.

  278. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Who is Phil M? a cross between Brother Phil and Robert M?

  279. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Who is Phil M? a cross between Brother Phil and Robert M?

  280. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    #150 Sarge, lost my head,see my #144.
    So how’s it hanging? 😀

  281. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #150 Sarge, lost my head,see my #144.
    So how’s it hanging? 😀

  282. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    “Raising taxes on American job creators is apparently not enough to satisfy President’s Obama’s trillion-dollar spending addiction. Instead of promoting pro-growth tax policies that provide businesses with the economic freedom to grow and prosper, he is backing a ‘global tax’ that would harm American competitiveness,” Romney said in a statement released by the campaign. “My plan to reform the tax code by cutting rates and encouraging reinvestment here in America is the right way to jumpstart an economic recovery and create new American jobs.”

    Whoohoo!

    Biden: Hey, how about a global minimum tax? Update: Romney attacks

    /don’t mind me.

  283. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    “Raising taxes on American job creators is apparently not enough to satisfy President’s Obama’s trillion-dollar spending addiction. Instead of promoting pro-growth tax policies that provide businesses with the economic freedom to grow and prosper, he is backing a ‘global tax’ that would harm American competitiveness,” Romney said in a statement released by the campaign. “My plan to reform the tax code by cutting rates and encouraging reinvestment here in America is the right way to jumpstart an economic recovery and create new American jobs.”

    Whoohoo!
    Biden: Hey, how about a global minimum tax? Update: Romney attacks
    /don’t mind me.

  284. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Who is Phil M? a cross between Brother Phil and Robert M?

    Oh please do not do that to my Brother Phil.
    No Phil M was a ummm uh a well he was a uhhh

    My Momma always said if I could not say anything nice about someone then i should say nothing at all. Let’s just say Phil M was a prolific commenter.

  285. squawkbox Avatar

    Who is Phil M? a cross between Brother Phil and Robert M?

    Oh please do not do that to my Brother Phil.
    No Phil M was a ummm uh a well he was a uhhh
    My Momma always said if I could not say anything nice about someone then i should say nothing at all. Let’s just say Phil M was a prolific commenter.

  286. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    It was my understanding that he and Hammie were really good buds. Yanno iron sharpening iron and all that.

  287. squawkbox Avatar

    It was my understanding that he and Hammie were really good buds. Yanno iron sharpening iron and all that.

  288. phil Avatar
    phil

    Thank you kindly Brother Squawk, I thought I was being blasphemed. 🙂

  289. phil Avatar
    phil

    Thank you kindly Brother Squawk, I thought I was being blasphemed. 🙂

  290. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    I heard he had really muscly arms.

  291. Hamous Avatar

    I heard he had really muscly arms.

  292. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    What is this sudden obsession on The Couch with men’s arms ?

  293. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    What is this sudden obsession on The Couch with men’s arms ?

  294. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    I remember these guys: King Street Patriots.

    A Travis County district court judge ruled this week that a Houston-based tea party group is not a nonprofit corporation as it claims, but an unregistered political action committee that illegally aided the Republican Party through its poll-watching efforts during the 2010 elections.

    They’re the ones with the doctored videos showing protesters.
    Why does it seem that only Republicans are doctoring videos. Do Democrats have better audio-visual skills?

  295. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    I remember these guys: King Street Patriots.

    A Travis County district court judge ruled this week that a Houston-based tea party group is not a nonprofit corporation as it claims, but an unregistered political action committee that illegally aided the Republican Party through its poll-watching efforts during the 2010 elections.

    They’re the ones with the doctored videos showing protesters.
    Why does it seem that only Republicans are doctoring videos. Do Democrats have better audio-visual skills?

  296. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Super Dave, if you scroll down and see a new post by someone with too many a’s in their name, just keep on scrolling.

  297. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Super Dave, if you scroll down and see a new post by someone with too many a’s in their name, just keep on scrolling.

  298. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Boy, I love to see guys like these get whacked.

    TaxMasters Inc. (TAXS) and its Chief Executive Officer Patrick Cox were ordered to pay $195 million by a Texas jury who found the bankrupt tax-resolution business liable for 110,000 violations of state law.

  299. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Boy, I love to see guys like these get whacked.

    TaxMasters Inc. (TAXS) and its Chief Executive Officer Patrick Cox were ordered to pay $195 million by a Texas jury who found the bankrupt tax-resolution business liable for 110,000 violations of state law.

  300. Dooood Avatar

    mharper42

    Phil_M was a locally famous, and extraordinarily paranoid, anarchist who taught political science at an area university in the spare time he had when he wasn’t covertly surveilling fascist police departments and commenting on Lone Star Times. He moved away for darker pastures. Someday, any day, we will not be surprised to pick up the Washington Post and read about the local spectacular academic flameout.

  301. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    mharper42
    Phil_M was a locally famous, and extraordinarily paranoid, anarchist who taught political science at an area university in the spare time he had when he wasn’t covertly surveilling fascist police departments and commenting on Lone Star Times. He moved away for darker pastures. Someday, any day, we will not be surprised to pick up the Washington Post and read about the local spectacular academic flameout.

  302. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #164 Texpat
    Ok, just as long as he doesn’t show up on the Couch. We got no more space for flakes. I hope.

  303. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #164 Texpat
    Ok, just as long as he doesn’t show up on the Couch. We got no more space for flakes. I hope.

  304. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    OH THAT IS RIGHT

    Phil M and Texpat were best buds.
    /Sorry for the mistake.

    Welp I gotta be goin now. 😉

  305. squawkbox Avatar

    OH THAT IS RIGHT
    Phil M and Texpat were best buds.
    /Sorry for the mistake.
    Welp I gotta be goin now. 😉

  306. Dooood Avatar

    How do you put one of those Sarah Palin bullseye symbols on somebody’s comment ?

  307. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    How do you put one of those Sarah Palin bullseye symbols on somebody’s comment ?

  308. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    The only contestant on that hit show rip off Canadian Idol

    Here’s what it sounds like when performed by a Canadian professional

  309. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    The only contestant on that hit show rip off Canadian Idol
    Here’s what it sounds like when performed by a Canadian professional

  310. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    They really know how to celebrate NCD in England.

  311. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    They really know how to celebrate NCD in England.

  312. Dooood Avatar

    Speaking of the Washington Post, law prof Glenn Reynolds reports:

    WAPO QUESTIONS: Did the White House Pressure Washington Post to Change Fact Checker?

    On March 27, Josh Hicks of the Washington Post’s Fact Checker gave White House regulation czar Cass Sunstein one “Pinocchio” for his defense of the Obama administration’s regulatory record. However, the same article, a day earlier, was far more critical of the administration, giving Sunstein a total of three Pinocchios.

    Below (as text, and in Word document at the end of the article) is a comparison of the first (3 Pinocchio) and the second (1 Pinocchio) versions of the Fact Checker article, with extensive changes indicated.

    But wait, there’s more: Washington Post and the Rush Limbaugh Memory Hole. Now they don’t mention that Limbaugh lost “fewer than five” advertisers.

    The Post — and other media folks — need to realize that this sort of change doesn’t go unnoticed. But I wonder if this means that the White House’s pressure on Kaplan, the cash-cow that keeps the Post afloat, is bearing fruit. More on that here.

    So now we know the real reason for all those layers of editors in those big, scary, important newspapers all those years was to appease and protect the interests of their taskmasters.

    Who knew ?!

    To paraphrase Andrew Breitbart: We have the internet now and we can fact-check your big, fat dumb*ss.

    I’m lovin’ it.

  313. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Speaking of the Washington Post, law prof Glenn Reynolds reports:

    WAPO QUESTIONS: Did the White House Pressure Washington Post to Change Fact Checker?
    On March 27, Josh Hicks of the Washington Post’s Fact Checker gave White House regulation czar Cass Sunstein one “Pinocchio” for his defense of the Obama administration’s regulatory record. However, the same article, a day earlier, was far more critical of the administration, giving Sunstein a total of three Pinocchios.
    Below (as text, and in Word document at the end of the article) is a comparison of the first (3 Pinocchio) and the second (1 Pinocchio) versions of the Fact Checker article, with extensive changes indicated.
    But wait, there’s more: Washington Post and the Rush Limbaugh Memory Hole. Now they don’t mention that Limbaugh lost “fewer than five” advertisers.
    The Post — and other media folks — need to realize that this sort of change doesn’t go unnoticed. But I wonder if this means that the White House’s pressure on Kaplan, the cash-cow that keeps the Post afloat, is bearing fruit. More on that here.

    So now we know the real reason for all those layers of editors in those big, scary, important newspapers all those years was to appease and protect the interests of their taskmasters.
    Who knew ?!
    To paraphrase Andrew Breitbart: We have the internet now and we can fact-check your big, fat dumb*ss.
    I’m lovin’ it.

  314. Tedtam Avatar

    I know it’s late, but I just checked my email and found this:

    *PRESBYTERIAN* : When you rearrange the letters:
    *BEST IN PRAYER*

    *ASTRONOMER* : When you rearrange the letters:
    *MOON STARER*

    *DESPERATION* : When you rearrange the letters:
    *A ROPE ENDS IT*

    *THE EYES* : When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

    *GEORGE BUSH:* When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

    *THE MORSE CODE* : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

    *DORMITORY* : When you rearrange the letters:
    *DIRTY ROOM*

    *SLOT MACHINES* : When you rearrange the letters:
    *CASH LOST IN ME*

    *ANIMOSITY* : When you rearrange the letters:
    *IS NO AMITY*

    *ELECTION RESULTS* : When you rearrange the letters:
    *LIES – LET’S RECOUNT*

    *SNOOZE ALARMS* : When you rearrange the letters:
    *ALAS! NO MORE Z ‘S*

    *A DECIMAL POINT* : When you rearrange the letters:
    *I’M A DOT IN PLACE*

    *THE EARTHQUAKES* : When you rearrange the letters:
    *THAT QUEER SHAKE*

    *ELEVEN PLUS TWO* : When you rearrange the letters:
    *TWELVE PLUS ONE*

    *MOTHER-IN-LAW* : When you rearrange the letters:
    *WOMAN HITLER*

    *AND FINALLY?..*
    *FOR THE GRAND FINALE:*

    *PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA*

    When you rearrange the letters:
    *STRUGGLING INCOMPETENT LIAR*

  315. Tedtam Avatar

    I know it’s late, but I just checked my email and found this:

    *PRESBYTERIAN* : When you rearrange the letters:
    *BEST IN PRAYER*
    *ASTRONOMER* : When you rearrange the letters:
    *MOON STARER*
    *DESPERATION* : When you rearrange the letters:
    *A ROPE ENDS IT*
    *THE EYES* : When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE
    *GEORGE BUSH:* When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
    *THE MORSE CODE* : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
    *DORMITORY* : When you rearrange the letters:
    *DIRTY ROOM*
    *SLOT MACHINES* : When you rearrange the letters:
    *CASH LOST IN ME*
    *ANIMOSITY* : When you rearrange the letters:
    *IS NO AMITY*
    *ELECTION RESULTS* : When you rearrange the letters:
    *LIES – LET’S RECOUNT*
    *SNOOZE ALARMS* : When you rearrange the letters:
    *ALAS! NO MORE Z ‘S*
    *A DECIMAL POINT* : When you rearrange the letters:
    *I’M A DOT IN PLACE*
    *THE EARTHQUAKES* : When you rearrange the letters:
    *THAT QUEER SHAKE*
    *ELEVEN PLUS TWO* : When you rearrange the letters:
    *TWELVE PLUS ONE*
    *MOTHER-IN-LAW* : When you rearrange the letters:
    *WOMAN HITLER*
    *AND FINALLY?..*
    *FOR THE GRAND FINALE:*
    *PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA*
    When you rearrange the letters:
    *STRUGGLING INCOMPETENT LIAR*

  316. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    153 Super Dave says:

    March 30, 2012 at 9:53 pm

    #150 Sarge, lost my head,see my #144.
    So how’s it hanging?

    doin purty good, just tryng to find time to write Part II of the Dynamite Shed story.

    All of a sudden I have a followng. Well, actually Scout The Wonder Dog has a following—

  317. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    153 Super Dave says:
    March 30, 2012 at 9:53 pm
    #150 Sarge, lost my head,see my #144.
    So how’s it hanging?

    doin purty good, just tryng to find time to write Part II of the Dynamite Shed story.
    All of a sudden I have a followng. Well, actually Scout The Wonder Dog has a following—

  318. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    Can’t believe I’m in agreement with Darren. 😛

    Why in hades would the Republicans take a budding superstar in Marco Rubio, pull him off the front lines to perform ceremonial duties and buff Rmoney’s shoes for 4 to *coff* 8 years ?

    Republicans just aren’t very good at this.

  319. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Can’t believe I’m in agreement with Darren. 😛
    Why in hades would the Republicans take a budding superstar in Marco Rubio, pull him off the front lines to perform ceremonial duties and buff Rmoney’s shoes for 4 to *coff* 8 years ?
    Republicans just aren’t very good at this.

  320. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    It was my understanding that he and Hammie were really good buds. Yanno iron sharpening iron and all that.

    That’s what worthy opponents are for.

  321. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    It was my understanding that he and Hammie were really good buds. Yanno iron sharpening iron and all that.

    That’s what worthy opponents are for.

  322. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Why in hades would the Republicans take a budding superstar in Marco Rubio, pull him off the front lines to perform ceremonial duties and buff Rmoney’s shoes for 4 to *coff* 8 years ?

    We ARE talking about the same people that are putting Willard Romney up as thier candidate—-

  323. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Why in hades would the Republicans take a budding superstar in Marco Rubio, pull him off the front lines to perform ceremonial duties and buff Rmoney’s shoes for 4 to *coff* 8 years ?

    We ARE talking about the same people that are putting Willard Romney up as thier candidate—-

  324. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    We ARE talking about the same people that are putting Willard Romney up as thier candidate

    Gotta throw some scraps to the heathens, er, Hobbits.

  325. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    We ARE talking about the same people that are putting Willard Romney up as thier candidate

    Gotta throw some scraps to the heathens, er, Hobbits.

  326. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    sigh, I knew I should have posted this when I saw it. Particularly now that Breitbart’s discovered that internet blogs are dynamic. There’s a reason conservative print is dying.

    WSJ Karl Rove editorial as published

    As for the killing of Osama bin Laden, Mr. Obama did what virtually any commander in chief would have done in the same situation. Even President Bill Clinton says in the film “that’s the call I would have made.” For this to be portrayed as the epic achievement of the first term tells you how bare the White House cupboards are.

    WSJ Karl Rove editorial now after being caught distorting the Clinton quote to make his case

    As for the killing of Osama bin Laden, Mr. Obama did what virtually any commander in chief would have done in the same situation. Even President Bill Clinton says in the film “I hope that’s the call I would have made.” For this to be portrayed as the epic achievement of the first term tells you how bare the White House cupboards are.

    I can do this for days with the WSJ alone, we have the internets now.

  327. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    sigh, I knew I should have posted this when I saw it. Particularly now that Breitbart’s discovered that internet blogs are dynamic. There’s a reason conservative print is dying.
    WSJ Karl Rove editorial as published

    As for the killing of Osama bin Laden, Mr. Obama did what virtually any commander in chief would have done in the same situation. Even President Bill Clinton says in the film “that’s the call I would have made.” For this to be portrayed as the epic achievement of the first term tells you how bare the White House cupboards are.

    WSJ Karl Rove editorial now after being caught distorting the Clinton quote to make his case

    As for the killing of Osama bin Laden, Mr. Obama did what virtually any commander in chief would have done in the same situation. Even President Bill Clinton says in the film “I hope that’s the call I would have made.” For this to be portrayed as the epic achievement of the first term tells you how bare the White House cupboards are.

    I can do this for days with the WSJ alone, we have the internets now.

  328. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Well, actually Scout The Wonder Dog has a following—

    Gypsy inquired this morning when the second installment of AOSTWD will be posted. She’s terrified of dynamite shacks.

  329. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    Well, actually Scout The Wonder Dog has a following—

    Gypsy inquired this morning when the second installment of AOSTWD will be posted. She’s terrified of dynamite shacks.

  330. fat albert Avatar
    fat albert

    Who is Phil M? a cross between Brother Phil and Robert M?

    Actually, several years ago we traded Phil M for Shamaal and a draft pick to be named later.

  331. fat albert Avatar
    fat albert

    Who is Phil M? a cross between Brother Phil and Robert M?

    Actually, several years ago we traded Phil M for Shamaal and a draft pick to be named later.

  332. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    It was a wash.

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