Monday Nukuler Oven Open Comments

1. Buy microwave. A cheap one. It might not last long.
2. Gather several fruits, vegetables, other foodstuffs, and small household objects.
3. set up high-speed video camera to record the impending doom and carnage.
4. Irradiate one of the items until something interesting happens.
5. If oven is destroyed or otherwise ceases working, get another one.
6. Lather, rinse, repeat.