We’ve all done some ill-advised things while driving. I, myself have been known to eat a hot fudge sundae while negotiating a hairpin turn and downshifting in the hills between Santa Rosa and Calistoga California late at night on my way home from seeing a movie. That I managed to survive these poor habits can only be due to Divine Providence.
Our friends in Florida apparently raise bad judgement behind the wheel to an art form.
One morning while driving to work on Sample Road, just east of Coral Ridge Drive, I pulled alongside an SUV. Upon glancing over, I noticed that the woman driver, who was alone in the car, was nursing her very small baby while driving.
Just showing the little nipper how it’s done so he can get an early start.
Talk about a balancing act. Marjorie Moon, of Miami, saw someone “eating a bowl of cereal and applying makeup simultaneously.”
That fails to whelm me. See my comment above.
Even the local fuzz seems to want in on the act.