Let’s see what you people can come up with for captions to this picture of our hyper-intelligent President.
h/t: bonecrusher
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Let’s see what you people can come up with for captions to this picture of our hyper-intelligent President.
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George Will Delivers One of the Most Devastating Takedowns of Obama Ever
Niiiiice!
From Soul Leister: Didn‘t NBC’s Brian Williams make a big deal about the spelling of god is dog backwards, during the nightly news just a couple months ago??? So Mohammad backwards would be dam-mahom (sounds like damn my home)… that should be okay too (according to the liberals like Williams). Funny story Mohammad has “HAM” in the middle just like… Read more »
Let me get this straight. It’s ok to dip a crucifix in urine, smear feces on a statue of the Madonna, and make vulgar remarks about Christians in general, all under the protection of freedom of speech. However, this man names his dog “Mohammed” and it is in appropriate? How is it any different from what has been done to… Read more »
A city councilman in San Juan Capistrano, California, has come under fire by Muslims and local council members alike for naming his dog Muhammad and later announcing it during a city council meeting. Councilman Derek Reeve is not backing down, however, stating on Tuesday that the decision to name his dog Muhammad was not meant to be offensive but was… Read more »
TT;
Can I enroll? I promise to ask a lot of good questions. 🙂
And good luck
Frogs can’t think therefore he wasn’t. 😉
Sarge posted this on FB:
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2039690/Atheism-autism-Controversial-new-study-points-link-two.html#ixzz1YeECiqqN
The key word is controversial. I’m pretty sure this is bogus.
#86 Dave
I’ve seen enough HOA’ing to know that using a management company is the only way for a board filled with people who work and have lives and families to keep the neighborhood wheels turning. Management by retirees, now that might be a different matter…
#83 Darren
Strictly speaking, Descartes was a frog.
Well, my class roster is up to 31 students (still way shy of last year’s 50+). All three of my helpers had somewhere else they needed to be, so my office helper volunteered to come and help. She said she’s been dying to come to my class for several weeks now, after hearing me talk about it and listening as… Read more »
#82 mharper42 S’okay Dave, there is no predicting the traffic on The Couch. I’ll bet not one of you other Hamsters have ever received an email from the owner of the management company used by your HOA, on a Monday morning at 8 a.m., saying he was shutting down the company effective immediately, and would have our records delivered to… Read more »
Ron Paul: I’d consider putting Dennis Kucinich in my cabinet
Ron Paul, the true Conservative.
Hamous #75;
To answer your question anyway, that would be “no” and neither would his crime have been darker or more sinister. Crimes against God’s children are all hateful, regardless of what the laws of the land say.
Bonecrusher;
Piggybacking on your reply yesterday to Tedtam and mharper point out to you that the philosopher was Descarte, I’ll just say, “yeah, that monkey”. 😉
S’okay Dave, there is no predicting the traffic on The Couch. I’ll bet not one of you other Hamsters have ever received an email from the owner of the management company used by your HOA, on a Monday morning at 8 a.m., saying he was shutting down the company effective immediately, and would have our records delivered to us by… Read more »
Well “Iron Mary Cash” LQQks like ole “Bloody Davy Roberts” been done kilt the blog again…..Crap! 😉
Simple
#73 Simple, don’t forget the “Malt Vinegar” Yum, Yum
Simple I am also faithful. Ms Simple is my best friend in the world. She has stuck thru tough times with me when lesser women would have bailed; I could not betray her. Amen, Brother, my Daddy didn’t really like my bride when we got married, I’m not sure why, but in the summer of 1979, (married 4 years), I… Read more »
#76 –
Umm tear down then out – OR in then UP – it really is 2 separate ‘tears’ – that’s the ticket!
#65 Katfishy
Yabbut how do I take the cap off of a ketchup packet?
One racist scumbag is prolly burning in hell right about now. Rhetorical question: would he be any deader now if Texas had a “hate crime” law when he was sentenced?
If it wasn’t for fries and meatloaf, we wouldn’t even buy ketchup.
It takes a real weirdo like Squawk or WB to put mayo on fries. 🙂
To All,
I like Cholula Hot Sauce on my fries, but a spritz of white vinegar isn’t bad.
Now I am thinking about some Fish and Chips. Hot and wrapped in the editorial section
of the Boston Globe. Now that is eating.
Simple
#70 Darren: see my #16 above:>)
Dave, I still wake up early in the morning to see what my traffic gal Jennifer is wearing. Check me for a pulse if I ever quit looking at beautiful women. I too am wired that way. I am also faithful. Ms Simple is my best friend in the world. She has stuck thru tough times with me when lesser… Read more »
Would it be racist if my caption would be a monkey chirping “OoOoOo AhAhAh”?
I’d offer the same caption under Geroge W. I promise.
Belgian pommes frites will make you weep with joy when they’re accompanied with la sauce mayonnaise.
Only a true philistine would put ketchup on them.
#51 KatFish, #52 Wagonburner and #54 Bonecrusher,….Simple would like this; yesterday my Huntin’ Buddy walked down to talk to me about going to the Deer lease this Saturday and the TV was on in the den on Ch 12. I almost never watch the local news but my wife had left it on and I commented about how sexy I… Read more »
Besides…………………WHATABURGER has had excellent ketchup packets for DECADES………………. I’m not a big fan of ketchup, I only use it on fries and not always. There NO SUCH THANG as a burger or hot dog with ketchup! Unless you’re a yankee. Also no Mayo on fries! That said, my huntin’ buddy once told me that Whataburger had the best ketchup on… Read more »
Besides…………………WHATABURGER has had excellent ketchup packets for DECADES……………….
#58 – oh GEEZ……………………………..A N Y O N E that might find a SIMPLE (as they are now) ketchup p/c packet difficult to operate(?!?!?) – I don’t want those folks ANYWHERE near me – they’d likely suck out the 2 remaining functioning brain cells I have left!! Ya simply roll the darn thing like a toothpaste tube – VOILA So… Read more »
What wonderful imagery: It’s nearly impossible to receive a death sentence these days — unless you do something completely crazy like shoot a cop in full view of dozens of witnesses in a Burger King parking lot, only a few hours after shooting at a passing car while exiting a party. That’s what Troy Davis did in August 1989. Davis… Read more »
Holder sez they’re still planning to close the Federal Detention Facility at Guantanamo Bay.
I wonder:
a. Where he thinks he’s gonna get the money to do that
b. Where he thinks he’s gonna put the detainees
A large Snickers Ice Cream Bar has only 300 calories.
They do in Yerp as well, but they have really big packets.
Wb: When I was in the north west on my tour, many places charged for ketchup. 25 cents a packet. I chose to go without.
Have you people found a caption you liked, yet? Let me try again to write something you all might like. Here is another “Top Ten” list of captions: 31) “No, ‘ONE’ is not my IQ!!!! 32) “Damn, I wish I knew the answer to that question. Come on teleprompter, don’t fail me now.” 33) “Please help me out, I don’t… Read more »
We’re saved!
Although I don’t really have much difficulty with the current design.
This is too easy a subject to write captions for, so here is the next “Top Ten” list: 1) “Oh crap, there are different answers on each of my teleprompters.” 2) “My teleprompter went blank so therefore my brain went blank, too.” 3) “If you don’t help me pass this bill, your entitlements will be cut off.” 4) “Yeah, I… Read more »
He wouldn’t notice until after he had read it. He’s successfully read in-line comments from teh speechwriters a couple of times.
Finally, something I can work with. The subject matter makes it easy. Here is my “Top Ten” list of captions for this picture: 1) “Who put that joke about me on my teleprompter?” 2) “There won’t be any questions answered until someone turns my teleprompter back on.” 3) “Just give me four more years and this country will really be… Read more »
#51 did she say something?
Caroline Glick, once again, nails it. As one Defense Ministry senior official told the paper, “It is important that we retain financial stability, even after their unilateral moves. Stopping money transfers could lead to a financial crisis which could lead to a violent escalation.” In other words, the Defense Ministry argues that if the donor countries stop paying off the… Read more »
perv
#42 – I got a crisp new $50 that says you only saw TWO of that cutie’s “ten positive Perry points”
(and she did NOT say either of the 2!!!)
🙂
Rick Perry: Simply put, we would not be here today at the precipice of such a dangerous move [creation of a “Palestinian” state at the UN] if the Obama Policy in the Middle East wasn’t naïve, arrogant, misguided and dangerous.It is vitally important for America to preserve alliances with moderate Muslim regimes and Muslim leaders who seek to preserve peace… Read more »
about the fishin video: I think it would be a hoot to get on a deck boat with a net on a pole and see how many you could catch in the air. It would also be really fun to see how many you could hit with a shotgun. It doesn’t look like they are depleted in numbers in any… Read more »
#47 SD: I wonder how long it took them to catch the 20 fish in the boat? Also, what ime of year was it?
#44 Bonecrusher, the very first fish that I caught in Texas was mullet that jumped into my little Glastron. He hit me from behind on my left shoulder and headed further to the bow/portside and landed in my wife’s lap, She gave him the Co-Pilot’s seat, screaming and kicking. 😀