After several presidents come from your home state you kind of get used to the penis envy you generate, especially from the cultured “East Coast”. Now that a candidate is actually from Texas expect it to ratchet up even further. Take today’s hit piece from Salon:
Alas, the cheers that broke out among a well-heeled Republican audience last week at the mention of Texas Gov. Rick Perry’s execution of 234 convicts at a recent GOP presidential debate were all too real. Such is their anger and alienation that they’d gladly drag us back to the 19th century, when public hangings competed with traveling Wild West shows as popular entertainment.
Hey, you forgot the back alley abortions, dumbass.
Texanism is basically the John Birch Society in a cowboy hat. Oh, and don’t forget the six-gun. Perry’s almost surely apocryphal tale (there were no witnesses) of shooting a coyote while jogging during an election campaign was calculated to enhance his image of manly self-reliance.
We’re all racists? Come on, these are standard Democrat/Alinsky talking points. You can do better than that.
Now, where I come from, bragging about something like that — as Perry’s taken to doing on the campaign trail — would be an embarrassment. But then that ain’t the metaphysical realm Perry calls “the state uh Texas,” which has little to do with the actual state he governs, but everything to do with Texanism.
Where you come from (New Jersey) people disappear into the Hudson River with a brand new set of concrete shoes. You come from the same place as those orange morons on “Jersey Shore”. Are you kin to Snookie?
By the time John F. Kennedy made his fateful visit to Dallas in November 1963, Texanists were circulating handbills accusing the president of giving “support and encouragement to … Communist inspired racial riots,” and consistently appointing “anti-Christians to public office.”
Ah yes. Texas killed Kennedy. Forget for a moment that Oswald was from New Orleans. He was a dyed-in-the-wool communist that those evil Texanists were warning every one about.
Sounds familiar, no? It’s always race and religion with these jokers; tycoon economics and Deep South authoritarianism.
I think we know which side of the political spectrum cannot exist without racial tension, and it has nothing to do with the Deep South.
Oh, and Halliburton!
Keeping cows out, I can tell you, would cost $2 a foot; the expense of building and maintaining the Great Wall of Texas, I can’t imagine. But you can bet your grandma’s unconstitutional Social Security check that some big Perry supporter would get the cement contract. Houston-based Halliburton could man the watchtowers.
And no idiotic rant would be complete without a little Climate Astrology:
Meanwhile, half of Texas is aflame while its governor’s on TV denying climate change. Having slashed state forest management and firefighting budgets in the face of historic heat and drought, Perry now demands that the accursed federal government turn over heavy equipment already engaged in fighting wildfires for the state’s largest employer: the U.S. Army at Ft. Hood.
It’s gonna be a fun election season.
My brother sent me the following via email. Congresswoman Jan Schakowsky (D-IL) join Don Wade & Roma to talk about Weiner’s seat going to the Republicans. What do you think Democrats losing this seat says about President Obama’s re-election prospects? Does the loss of the seat mean Obama could be losing the Jewish vote? What is wrong with the President’s… Read more »
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A cursory glance at summaries of new HOA laws indicates the the “homeowner side” did not achieve much in this last session.
Solar panels and flagpoles cannot be outlawed.
And unless Im missing something, once a list of addresses is created, sending an email blast is pretty simple.
71’mhrper
What new restrictions on HOA powers???
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If I were doing Iron Mary tonight, I’d start this one out with “Aaarrggghhh Gor Blimey”. I spent the evening at a NW Houston regional meeting where the Texas Lege’s new laws regarding how HOAs must operate were presented by lawyers and management companies. A lot of these changes are dumbazz nonsense. I am glad I was already stepping down… Read more »
If they were gonna have a track meet, I wish they’d have some of the field events too.
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#64 Pyro
There was a Seinfeld episode where Elaine had eaten a poppy seed roll and got popped for being a heroin addict while working for that Peterman catalog company.
#63 SD
I am old enough to remember Noah’s Flood. And I have heard of paregoric and know what it is. But I can’t say I ever bought any at all, much less went to 15 stores to stock up on it.
#65 I ain’t sayin’ nuthin’
Halfway thru th 4th qtr of the
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It’s a real defensive struggle / war of attrition out here.
Sounds like the VOICE of experience! 😉
Novocaine & xylocaine from your dentist will trip a positive for cocaine if you get randomly selected at work.
mharper42, you’re old enough remember “Paregoric” the colic cure”, sold over the counter in all drug stores. In the 60’s they made the buyer sign for it and you couldn’t buy more that 2 ounces in a week, BUTT you could go to 15 stores!
61 mharper42, my thoughts perzactly,….don’t forget; Cocaine Toothache Drops.
#58 Dave
I’d say the implication of the Mom & Baby beer ad is that Baby is getting his malt and hops 2nd hand, pre-processed.
#48 Bones
That happens a lot with good stuff that makes the rounds on the net over a period of years… Some of the details begin to mutate.
Mother’s Little Helper?
I have NOO idea what this ad was about; How Mother and Baby “Picked UP”
WTF?!?!
The game this week is U.G.L.Y.
It’s a mostly one-way track meet.
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It was, BUTT they couldn’t use Blatz (what the show was based on) so they made up the name Schotz, kinda Schlitz & Blatz intertwined.
With his buddy I.W. Harper.
Dang, Dammit, I Kilt the Blog again,…… 🙁 Where is JimB when you need him?
I thought it was Schotz.
Hey who remembers Blatz Beer? 😉
Oh and don’t forget the “Electric chair” The first practical electric chair was made by Harold P. Brown, an employee of Thomas Edison, hired for the purpose of researching electrocution and for the development of the electric chair.[2] Since Brown worked for Edison, and Edison promoted Brown’s work, the development of the electric chair is often erroneously credited to Edison… Read more »
I had heard of Tesla, but this was informative. I’m surprised that you didn’t know about the Tesla/Westinghouse battle with Edison about the best way to power up a city. Edison believed in DC and Tesla AC, Tesla won, of course because the only way to send electrical power over long distances was AC, not that you could send DC… Read more »
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There are some good books about Tesla and the rivalry with Edison. His is a facinating character.
I sit corrected.
#41 Bone Crusher:
The original article was written in January of 2000 in the Washington Post (not Times), by a Ms. Cindy Williams (not the one from Laverne and Shirley.) The reply, by Airman Bragg, was published in several places, but not in the Post.
I had heard of Tesla, but this was informative.
He’s got too much money to quit. I think he’ll just go the Chicago way: Blagovich Bat$h!t crazy.
#42 Sarge: Actually, I’m beginning to think we might hear “I shall not seek, nor will I accept——” The HNP’s ego is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to wissin big to ever admit defeat or that the American people don’t love him. It may happen that he is not the D nominee when it comes time to vote in Nov2012 and that will not… Read more »
42 Sarge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BruEmB7_1ok&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Actually, I’m beginning to think we might hear
“I shall not seek, nor will I accept——“
from my inbox. . . . . . . Ms. Cindy William wrote a piece for the Washington Times denouncing the pay raise(s) coming service members’ way this year citing that she stated a 13% wage increase was more than they deserve. A young airman from Hill AFB responds to her article below. He ought to get a bonus for… Read more »
Before this is all over I fully expect to hear our HNP say “Alright Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close up.”
#35 – She does wear comfortable shoes, however.
Maybe Social Security ain’t the 3rd rail of politics we’ve been led to believe all these years.
Prove your love for TOWBWF. Obama promoted his jobs bill in North Carolina on Wednesday, the third stop on what White House Press Secretary Jay Carney called a “campaign” for jobs. Not for the first time, Obama called back to an audience member’s shouted, “I love you” with “I love you back.” On Wednesday he added, “But if you love… Read more »
Woo hoo! Green energy is da bomb!
Hmmm. I just assumed she was a vagitarian.
Getting Adams’ would be “in context.”
Getting Salinger’s is just creepy.
I concur. 😉
The Amish Bernie Madoff? Since 1990, Beachy raised an estimated $33 million from more than 2,600 investors — many of them fellow members of the Amish community who reside in this pastoral locale about a two-hour drive south of Cleveland. When the Securities and Exchange Commission charged Beachy with fraud in February, the agency said he had lost nearly half… Read more »
#29 TexaKanukianite:
I like the idea as well, it rips the guts out of the major, urban, heavily welfarized, usually Demoncrap voters and puts more power in the hands of more people.
You know, if it had belonged to Douglas Adams, I might consider it.
Interesting little theory you have here. Putting power back with all the people not just large urban centres. “Under the Republican plan—which has been endorsed by top GOPers in both houses of the state Legislature, as well as the governor, Tom Corbett—Pennsylvania would change from this system to one where each congressional district gets its own electoral vote… “[I]f the… Read more »
#23 Ham: from your linkie comments section:
/heh
just the thought of that makes me smile a little.
#24: I just watched the ceremony. That is one heck of a hero.
Could have gone without the food joke at the end. Diminished the ceremony in my book.