Portrait of a Traitor

Over the years Jane Fonda has made it easy to hate her. Far from the radical feminist of her public persona, a new biography paints a picture of a troubled little rich kid seeking approval of the men in her life:

One day, at the height of her fame in the mid-Seventies, Jane Fonda turned up on the doorstep of her ex-husband, Roger Vadim. She was lugging a bulging sack.
Vadim’s glamorous new girlfriend let her in, thrilled to meet the movie icon at last. But her excitement soon turned to disbelief. The star of Julia, Klute and The China Syndrome had come to do her laundry.
Why? Because her second husband, Tom Hayden, a Left-wing activist with a bulbous nose and acne-scarred cheeks, had forbidden her to have either a washing machine or dishwasher. Far too bourgeois

So there is truth to the “stinky hippie” caricature. She continued with her quest to gain Lefty street cred by smoking pot with AIM members:

Fired with zeal, she flew to San Francisco to support the takeover of Alcatraz, a former federal prison that the American Native Indians wanted to turn into a cultural centre.
Squatting in a corner of the prison yard, she smoked pot with some Sioux Indian leaders, who were frankly bewildered at having a movie star in their midst.
Later, she joined another Indian protest that involved scaling the fences of a fort. The soldiers stopped to ogle the star — braless under her T-shirt — before firing tear gas into the demonstrators.

The Indians told her to take a hike so then it was on to chill with the Black Panthers:

For them, she opened her chequebook, paying a $2,000 phone bill, lending them her credit card and posting bail for Panthers who’d been arrested. The Panthers promptly charged a car to her Visa card — then lost both the car and the card. One of them skipped town after she’d stumped up $50,000 bail money. When she heard the Panthers were calling her a ‘white honky bitch’ behind her back and spreading false rumours that she was sleeping with their leader, she called it a day.

I tell ya she gets no respect! After this she started moving into her “Hanoi Jane” phase, and longed for unrequited love:

She supposedly confided during a feminist consciousness-raising session, ‘My biggest regret is I never got to f*** Che Guevara.’

Don’t worry, Janie. He was probably a closet homosexual.


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16 responses to “Portrait of a Traitor”

  1. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Now seriously, who in the world would give a rat’s rear end about what Jane Fonda thinks about anything? Just curious.

  2. El Gordo Avatar

    Now seriously, who in the world would give a rat’s rear end about what Jane Fonda thinks about anything? Just curious.

  3. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Maybe her brother Peter. And any leftwing group that can use what’s left of her fame before it wears thin and she’s dropped–again. A sad character with much to atone for, and the only one who can help her is herself.

  4. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Maybe her brother Peter. And any leftwing group that can use what’s left of her fame before it wears thin and she’s dropped–again. A sad character with much to atone for, and the only one who can help her is herself.

  5. Hamous Avatar

    She is a slime or that which one desires to scrape of the bottom of one’s shoe.

  6. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    She is a slime or that which one desires to scrape of the bottom of one’s shoe.

  7. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    She supposedly confided during a feminist consciousness-raising session, ‘My biggest regret is I never got to f*** Che Guevara.’

    Wow, I didn’t realize Che did Gringas.

  8. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    She supposedly confided during a feminist consciousness-raising session, ‘My biggest regret is I never got to f*** Che Guevara.’

    Wow, I didn’t realize Che did Gringas.

  9. Simple Simon Avatar
    Simple Simon

    Yep…everyone loves to hate Jane but Bob Seger nailed it in his
    eighties song.

    Bob Seger “Her Strut”

    She’s totally committed
    To major independence
    But she’s a lady through and through
    She gives them quite a battle
    All that they can handle
    She’ll bruise some
    She’ll hurt some too
    But oh they love to watch her strut
    Oh they do respect her butt
    They love to watch her strut

    Sometimes they’ll want to leave her
    Just give up and leave her
    But they would never play that scene
    In spite of all her talking
    Once she starts in walking
    The lady will be all they ever dreamed
    Oh they’ll love to watch her strut
    Oh they’ll kill to make the cut
    They love to watch her strut

    Yeah love to watch her strut
    Watch her strut

    Yep! I hate her politics, but the lady has a mighty fine strut.

    Simple

  10. Simple Simon Avatar
    Simple Simon

    Yep…everyone loves to hate Jane but Bob Seger nailed it in his
    eighties song.

    Bob Seger “Her Strut”
    She’s totally committed
    To major independence
    But she’s a lady through and through
    She gives them quite a battle
    All that they can handle
    She’ll bruise some
    She’ll hurt some too
    But oh they love to watch her strut
    Oh they do respect her butt
    They love to watch her strut
    Sometimes they’ll want to leave her
    Just give up and leave her
    But they would never play that scene
    In spite of all her talking
    Once she starts in walking
    The lady will be all they ever dreamed
    Oh they’ll love to watch her strut
    Oh they’ll kill to make the cut
    They love to watch her strut
    Yeah love to watch her strut
    Watch her strut

    Yep! I hate her politics, but the lady has a mighty fine strut.
    Simple

  11. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    I could have envisioned 10,000 OTHER topics I’d rather wake up to……………

  12. Katfish Avatar

    I could have envisioned 10,000 OTHER topics I’d rather wake up to……………

  13. Katfish Avatar

    Then head over to the O/C thread…

  14. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Then head over to the O/C thread…

  15. Katfish Avatar

    Jane “Barbarella” Fonda is a no-talent “actress” who was only able to get parts because her father was a gifted actor.

  16. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Jane “Barbarella” Fonda is a no-talent “actress” who was only able to get parts because her father was a gifted actor.

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