Well, it seems that the memoirs of our past vice president, Mr. Dick Cheney, will be arriving on the bookshelves soon. He promises that “heads will explode”. True to form, he’s holding firm to his beliefs and is taking no prisoners:
‘This is not an apology tour. It’s the book of a proud conservative. He’s not looking to kiss and make up with the NEW YORK TIMES set, or for that matter, some of his former Bush administration colleagues,’ declares a source close to Cheney.
Not on Bush. Not on Obama. Not on Colin Powell. Not on Ashcroft. Not on the Democrats. Not on the NYT.
August 30th is right around the corner. Stock up on cleaning supplies and righteous indignation.
PS: We’re getting rain here at The Dome Home.
OK,….testing LINKY WTF! It now works, I hate computers!!! 🙁
I just listened to Rubio’s speech. I am duly impressed.
#69 Phil
Well, that was different, and explains a lot.
Like I said, this has been going around for years. Having dealt with the general public for years in customer service I am not really to surprized. The more I’m around people, the more I like my dog.
Out, night all.
Have to deal with the work issue. 🙁
If it comes down to King Obumma vs J.tRick Perry and I’m forced to reach and pull the lever for JtRick, my body would start reacting like this guy’s body.
#67 T-C
Funny for sure, but a bit on the unbelievable side. Doubt if any of these politicians make their own reservations, for one thing. 🙂
You just could not possibly make this up. A DC airport ticket agent-must read! This is priceless funny stuff; but alas, is only a small indication of how much trouble our country is in–sounds like a Jay Leno–“Jay Walker Show”. God Bless America ! A DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of ‘why’ our country is in trouble: 1.… Read more »
Obama breaks par. 🙂
In other news
STORM ALERT: FROM DC TO BOSTON…
NYC BRACES FOR DIRECT HIT…
EVACS POSSIBLE…
STATE OF EMERGENCY…
NAVY MOVES SHIPS…
FLIGHTS CANCELED, UP AND DOWN…
on Drudge
#62 T-C, I’m pretty clueless what you are talking about, the airlines & buffalo & all. Can you post that email here to clarify?
#61 Tim
Good heads-up, bro.
Now, that’s funny. 🙂
Black helicopters, drone strike, nothing could prevent me fro .
In other news, I got one of those lon Well that was rude to do that. I got one of those old emails about government officials demanding stupid things when talking to airlines, I’m sure you’ve seen them. I want to go to rhino, do you mean buffalo, yeah whatever, a large animal. They have been around for a while.… Read more »
Here it comes; Group of Psychiatrists Advocating Change to Definition of Pedophilia B4U-Act said that 38 individuals attended a symposium in Baltimore last week, including researchers from Harvard University, Johns Hopkins University and the universities of Illinois and Louisville. According to the group, which said to not endorse every point of view expressed, the speakers in attendance concluded that “minor-attracted”… Read more »
oops, busy right now, give me few minutes … work issues…
#58 Texanadian, are you still there? I don’t like to see something trail off like that. But I guess if he passed out, he prolly wouldn’t have hit the Post button on the way down.
#42: Read the comments until the bile started to rise in my throat. They seemed more concerned with crooks well being than the fact that the citizen stopped a cirme. Drives me crazy.
In other news, I got one of those lon
#56 Adee, my Daughter was talking about that, she lives in “Pecan Grove”. I’m just glad they caught the pervert before he did anymore damage.
All the neighborhoods in the area are relieved that the escaped prisoner from OK, Charles Dyer, was finally caught this morning in rural Richmond just north of Pecan Grove Plantation subdivision. E-mails flying around neighborhoods yesterday warned of his likely presence in the area after he was spotted in Sealy and then around Fulshear earlier. FBI agents had been going… Read more »
Well, ’bout 6 PM, “small back-up dawg” and I were out in the yard enjoying the great weather when the Boy called and was leaving work with the boat in tow and he wanted me to take the wake board to him @ the boat ramp. So I loaded up and beat him there. About 6:30 he came barrelling in… Read more »
Yea for Super Dave’s flood in the rain gauge. We made it to 1/10″ last night and this morning combined, but it was wonderfully coolish and with a northerly breeze most of the morning. Last night the big storms passed barely NW, and this morning the storms passed barely SW. All was not quiet last night in NW Fort Bend… Read more »
All of the sudden you folks don’t make a lick of sense and have turned into a buncha Yankees.
#51 Dave
3.5″ in the rain gauge is a woo hoo moment these days! I was disappointed to find only a trace in mine, but glad to have gotten it nonetheless.
HOT DAYAAM, Just got home here in Clear Lake and emptied the rain gauge, almost 3 1/2 inches! YES! As Miss Adee would say, we won the rain lottery today. 😀
I know it doesn’t have to make sense. I’m just pointing out that it doesn’t.
It was, I think, in conjunction with a story about my first step-father. I actually heard him say that to my mother as he was standing in the basement.
#44 Sarge “Throw me down the stairs my shoes.” That is Germanic sentence structure, which survives in Yiddish English, as in “Throw Mama from the train a Knich”. But those Canucks seem to be French Canadians — an easy association with Cajuns, but no connection I could guess to German or Jewish. I’ve worked with Cajuns and never heard any… Read more »
Getting right in the big middle of things
#41 Hammy
“All of a sudden” is an idiom, so it doesn’t have to make literal sense.
I think that’s a Southern thing because that’s how I grew up hearing it, but you’re right, neither make much sense.
http://grammartips.homestead.com/sudden.html
Back home we had Canucks, folks who are the Yankee cousins of Cajuns. We would hear such things as
“Throw me down the stairs my shoes.”
“I turned around, and there he was, GONE!”
#41 hamous
I thought it was “all of the sudden”.
Not that that makes anymore sense.
There are two states in the Union where one might find a guy stopping a burglary with a sawed off shotgun. One of them is Texas.
Guess what the other one is.
Do you ever look at a common phrase or idiom you’ve heard all your life and say that just doesn’t sound/look right or grammatically it doesn’t make sense?
All of a sudden
Danica Patrick only has one win in seven years of open wheel racing. I reckon image is what matters.
Speaking of exploding heads
http://cc.bingj.com/cache.aspx?q=militarytimes.com%3a+fart&d=27025919314906494&mkt=en-US&setlang=en-US&w=806645e9,2e31785c
h/t: Drudge
Creationists vs Evolutionists/ new earth vs old earth: Gen 1:14-19 14 Then God said, “Let there be lights in the expanse of the heavens to separate the day from the night, and let them be for signs and for seasons and for days and years; 15 and let them be for lights in the expanse of the heavens to give… Read more »
I’m not much of a race car fan so I didn’t know much about Dana Patrick. Interesting lady
http://nationwide.nascar.com/nationwide-series/news/110825/dpatrick-full-time-nascar-2012/index.html
Texpat: Have you ever gone through a hurricane since suartS eoJ made you move to New Joisey? What kind of preparations are made up there, anything different from the Gulf Coast? Hope you & yours come out of this OK.
#26 Hammy
Great post! My favorite line:
Is it Kinky to endorse Perry?
I guess so…
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Just got this from a contact in Canuka One day, a very gentle Texas lady was driving across a highbridge in Austin. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin (“fixin” in Texas means: has the means or abilities to take action) to jump…. She stopped her car, rolled down the window, and said,… Read more »
#30 Mharper Nope, this is the replacement for the time while Momma was on maternity leave. Momma brought baby by yesterday, as a matter of fact. Little Boy is absolutely beautiful! Assistant was having a really bad day, so she was able to get some baby therapy to help calm her down. There’s just something about holding a little one,… Read more »
#28 Texcan
Good point of view on how times have changed.
#17 TT
Is this the baby mama? How are mom & baby doing?
A founding father that we Hamsters can admire & emulate:
http://www.chron.com/entertainment/comics-games/comic/The-Argyle-Sweater/
We didn’t have the green thing back then.
http://gonzotown.wordpress.com/2011/08/24/the-green-thing/
h/t: http://tomnelson.blogspot.com/
The dude’s still got it:
Guess who’s supporting Jimmy Dick? Heh heh.
(h/t Ree-C)
heretics
#18 KatFish #21 Hambone #22 Tedtam,…Dittos.