Monday Open Comments

Okay, time for Open comments:
OPEN: noun /ˈōpən/ opens, plural
A championship or competition with no restrictions on who may qualify to compete
– the venue for the British Open
An accidental break in the conducting path for an electrical current
adjective /ˈōpən/ 
Allowing access, passage, or a view through an empty space; not closed or blocked up
– it was a warm evening and the window was open
– the door was wide open
(of a container) Not fastened or sealed; in a position or with the lid or other covering in a position allowing access to the inside part or the contents
– the case burst open and its contents flew all over the place
(of a garment or its fasteners) Not buttoned or fastened
– his tie was knotted below the open collar of his shirt
(of the mouth or eyes) With lips or lids parted
– his eyes were open but he could see nothing
Free from obstructions
– the pass is kept open all year by snowplows
(of a car or house) Unlocked
(of a vowel) Produced with a relatively wide opening of the mouth and the tongue kept low
(of a syllable) Ending in a vowel
(of the bowels) Not constipated
(of a game or style of play) Characterized by action that is spread out over the field
Exposed to the air or to view; not covered
– an open fire burned in the grate
(of an area of land) Not covered with buildings or trees
– increasing numbers of new houses in open countryside
Having spaces or gaps between elements
– air circulates more readily through an open tree
(of a fabric) Loosely knitted or woven
(of a team member in a game) Unguarded and therefore able to receive a pass
– the trick is spreading the defense so that at least one receiver gets open
(of a goal or other object of attack in a game) Unprotected; vulnerable
(of a boat) Without a deck
– days without food and water in an open boat
Likely to suffer from or be affected by; vulnerable or subject to
– the system is open to abuse
(of a town or city) Officially declared to be undefended, and so immune under international law from bombardment
With the outer edges or sides drawn away from each other; unfolded
– the trees had buds and a few open flowers
(of a book or file) With the covers parted or the contents in view, allowing it to be read
– she was copying verses from an open Bible
– her mind was an open book to him
(of a hand) Not clenched into a fist
Damaged or injured by a deep cut in the surface
– he had his arm slashed open
(of a store, place of entertainment, etc.) Officially admitting customers or visitors; available for business
– the store stays open until 9 p.m.
(of a bank account) Available for transactions
– the minimum required to keep the account open
(of a telephone line) Ready to take calls
– our free advice line is open from 8:30 to 5:30
(of a choice, offer, or opportunity) Still available; such that people can take advantage of it
– the offer is open while supplies last
– we need to consider what options are left open
(of a person) Frank and communicative; not given to deception or concealment
– she was open and naive
– I was quite open about my views
Not concealed; manifest
– his eyes showed open admiration
(of conflict) Fully developed and unconcealed
– the dispute erupted into open war
Involving no concealment, restraint, or deception; welcoming discussion, criticism, and inquiry
– the conclusions were reached in open discussion
(of a question, case, or decision) Not finally settled; still admitting of debate
– students’ choice of major can be kept open until the second year
(of the mind) Accessible to new ideas; unprejudiced
– I’m keeping an open mind about my future
Receptive to
– the union was open to suggestions for improvements
Admitting of; making possible
– the message is open to different interpretations
Freely available or accessible; offered without restriction
– the service is open to all students at the university
With no restrictions on those allowed to attend or participate
– an open audition was announced
(of an award or the competition for it) Unrestricted as to who may qualify to compete
– each horse had won two open races
(of a ticket) Not restricted as to day of travel
(of a string) Allowed to vibrate along its whole length
(of a pipe) Unstopped at each end
(of a note) Sounded from an open string or pipe
(of an electrical circuit) Having a break in the conducting path
(of a set) Not containing any of its limit points
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Shannon
Admin
August 23, 2011 5:59 am

I assume New Jersey promptly outlawed blenders.

Adee
August 22, 2011 11:32 pm

A few days ago this august assemblage of our merry band ensconced on the comfy couch briefly discussed the large and cute capybara native to South America. Long ago and far away during our grad school days in the 60s, a frequent stop for an evening out was the Henry Vilas Zoo in Madison–it was free. A stroll through it… Read more »

Hamous
August 22, 2011 11:25 pm

BUTT if you cook the heads to 180 degrees they are OK. Au contraire, mon frère. Mad cow disease is caused by a simple (but abnormal) protein that is not easily destroyed. Incineration [of prions] is possible, but it isn’t as easy as burning the carcass in a fire. Temperatures of more than 1,100 degrees Fahrenheit — sometimes up to… Read more »

Darren
Darren
August 22, 2011 11:25 pm

I did not realize rodents had cloven hooves and chewed the cud.

They do if they’re demonic.

Darren
Darren
August 22, 2011 11:24 pm

If this has not been posted already:
Rep. Jason Chaffetz won’t take on Sen. Orrin Hatch
And I was so looking forward to Chaffetz defeating Hatch in the primaries. 🙁

mharper42
mharper42
August 22, 2011 10:32 pm

There was a demographic study I remember from maybe 30 years ago that showed how there were some number of different groups in the US. A group was a socioeconomic, cultural, behavioral, shared-origins construct, consisting of citizens who were alike in important ways and recognized others in the same group to be kindred spirits. People who were more than 3… Read more »

mharper42
mharper42
August 22, 2011 10:16 pm

100 for the animal nut!

mharper42
mharper42
August 22, 2011 10:16 pm

99 for Timbo

mharper42
mharper42
August 22, 2011 10:16 pm

98 for Dave

Texpat
Admin
August 22, 2011 10:07 pm

#WB
Me neither, but I don’t worry about eating rodents anyway.

wagonburner
Editor
August 22, 2011 9:43 pm

I did not realize rodents had cloven hooves and chewed the cud.

Super Dave
Super Dave
August 22, 2011 9:41 pm

#95, OK, mharper42/Tim,.. count down,..96,…..97,….98,…99, BINGO!!
Nytol! Off to saw some gourds.

Super Dave
Super Dave
August 22, 2011 9:33 pm

OK,…How long will it take for our experts here to think about the fact squirrels are OK, BUTT pork, IE, BACON isn’t!?!? 😉

Texpat
Admin
August 22, 2011 9:29 pm

#91 WB

So are rats, nutria, beavers, and capybara halal?

No, but chupacabra are.

Super Dave
Super Dave
August 22, 2011 9:28 pm

#90 😀

Just be sure you don’t eat the brains. They contain Mad Cow Disease, don’t you know.

FWIW; I don’t like brains of any kind. The sweet taste and mealy texture is not to my liking. BUTT if you cook the heads to 180 degrees they are OK.

wagonburner
Editor
August 22, 2011 9:24 pm

So are rats, nutria, beavers, and capybara halal?

Texpat
Admin
August 22, 2011 9:13 pm

In answer to the question, “Is Squirrel Meat Halaal?”, the following was posted at the Ummah.com Forum: Good news for New Jersey squirrel eaters October 30, 2007 NEW YORK (AFP) — Squirrel eaters in the US state of New Jersey have been told that the bushy-tailed rodents are likely safe to eat, after earlier being advised the unlikely delicacies could… Read more »

Super Dave
Super Dave
August 22, 2011 9:01 pm

Yanno’ all this would be just real dang funny if it were not for the fact that we’re going down the tubes! 🙁

Super Dave
Super Dave
August 22, 2011 9:00 pm

#87 KatFish, Very good! Sadly, the poor Ba$tard more than likely believes it! Remember, he IS a “LEGEND IN HIS OWN MIND”
~ Spits!

Katfish
August 22, 2011 8:56 pm

OK yall pull yer waders up alla way to your NECK!
Obama: Let’s face it, Congress is hurting my approval rating
gag me with a spoon PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Super Dave
Super Dave
August 22, 2011 8:48 pm

#85 wagonburner

squirrel = tree rat

Yup,…and your point is?

wagonburner
Editor
August 22, 2011 8:20 pm

squirrel = tree rat

Super Dave
Super Dave
August 22, 2011 8:12 pm

#79 mharper 42 But aside from fish, I do not eat wild animals. You don’t know what you’re missing. That said, one my favorite meals is a 1/2 dozen young Squirrels, battered and fried and served with homemade biscuits, grits and gravy! This would be breakfast, of course. When I first moved away from home I lived in Fort Walton… Read more »

texanadian
texanadian
August 22, 2011 7:53 pm

I did not fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegatrian.
nuff’ said.

Super Dave
Super Dave
August 22, 2011 7:07 pm

Oh and wagon and KatFish, I’m a member in good standing of P.E.T.A. 😀

Super Dave
Super Dave
August 22, 2011 7:06 pm

#71 Hambone, Yup, they’re a little tastier than the Snappers. In south Alabama we had a lot of Snappers but very few Soft Shell Cooters, so iffin’ you caught one you were defecating in high cotton! When I first moved into my neighborhood, here in Webster, back in the early 80’s, I caught a huge snapper in my front yard,… Read more »

Hamous
August 22, 2011 6:56 pm

That “cute” turtle is an aggressive and ornery beast that can snap your finger off.

But aside from fish, I do not eat wild animals.

There’s room for all God’s creatures…right next to the mashed potatoes 😉

mharper42
mharper42
August 22, 2011 6:29 pm

#76 Guys! I remember *that* PETA from Jon Matthews’ radio show. I am not a vegetarian. Still — I saw a cute exotic turtle, and most of y’all saw turtle soup. I also e.at t.asty a.nimals that are reared for food: cows, pigs, chickens, turkeys; wild fish that are caught commercially. I have lost my taste for fresh water fish… Read more »

Shannon
Admin
August 22, 2011 5:43 pm

73 WB
Catholics eat nutria?

Shannon
Admin
August 22, 2011 5:32 pm

That soft shell turtle looks a bit different from the ones around here.
I suppose there are different types.

wagonburner
Editor
August 22, 2011 5:23 pm

See? 😆

Katfish
August 22, 2011 5:09 pm

P.eople E.ating T.asty A.nimals

wagonburner
Editor
August 22, 2011 5:05 pm

Oh, and we’re all members in good standing of PETA.

wagonburner
Editor
August 22, 2011 4:59 pm

Except for dogs & cats…

mharper42
mharper42
August 22, 2011 4:56 pm

#69
Aw no, Dave! Some o’ you guys, every critter you see, your first thought is, “Supper!” 🙂

Hamous
August 22, 2011 4:55 pm

#69 They are tasty, aren’t they? Last time I was back in Florida I took my mother over to The Yearling restaurant in Cross Creek where one of their specialties is soft-shell cooter soup. My grandparents had a little house on the creek when I was a kid. Unfortunately the restaurant is no longer open for lunch during the week.… Read more »

mharper42
mharper42
August 22, 2011 4:52 pm

#67 T-C
Another good post! What on earth is Barry doing in his half of the picture — practicing his ballet moves?

Super Dave
Super Dave
August 22, 2011 3:33 pm

Find a face-front image of a Cooter and you’ll have yet another Separated-At-Birth pair… Cute tasty turtle, BTW.

Insert dreaded acronym here. 😉

texanadian
texanadian
August 22, 2011 3:20 pm

Governor Perry gets a hearty endorsement… sort of America’s trial lawyers are getting ready to make the case against one of their biggest targets in years: Texas Gov. Rick Perry. Among litigators, there is no presidential candidate who inspires the same level of hatred – and fear – as Perry, an avowed opponent of the plaintiffs’ bar who has presided… Read more »

texanadian
texanadian
August 22, 2011 3:13 pm

In my #26 I commented on Obambie’s lack of understanding about how people’s perception of him effects his popularity. I have previously mentioned how Drudge shows pics of Barry on his girls bike and Putin in his pecs
Well here is another take.
http://biggovernment.com/jdeangelis/2011/08/22/a-windshield-rancher-and-the-nouveau-riche/#more-317748

Shannon
Admin
August 22, 2011 3:06 pm

33 days over 100 degrees.
Summer bites.

texanadian
texanadian
August 22, 2011 3:04 pm

Canada just beat Chinese/Tiapea in the Little League World Series 5 – 3. Their first win over this team in 16 years. Yeah!

mharper42
mharper42
August 22, 2011 2:34 pm

#56 Hams
Hold on, let’s add De Gaulle to your long-neck freak show and you’ll have triplets S-A-B.
http://www.putnam.k12.ga.us/pcms/teachers/wrakosnik/studentwebsites/fall2004/swaller/Images/Charles%20de%20Gaulle.gif

Hamous
August 22, 2011 2:28 pm

But no, that’s not the line of succession in Texas. The President pro tempore of the Senate would become Lt. Governor temporarily. The full senate would then elect one of their own to be Lt. Gov. He would be elevated to governor, then they would do it again to select a new Lt. Gov. Joe the Devil is third in… Read more »

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
August 22, 2011 2:23 pm

You have a good point there Hammie; it would be really hard to hide behind the machinery of the Texas lege ifn it comes down to whether he signs his name or not. Getting Darth Dewcrist out of the Lt Gov chair is a good reason to vote for him for Senate. OTH, ifn we had a better choice from… Read more »

Hamous
August 22, 2011 2:17 pm

Since, as speaker he was apparently responsible for holding up every piece of legislation under the sun, wouldn’t it be better to have him as governor?

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
August 22, 2011 1:53 pm

#58 RobertM:

Does anybody know what the line of succession is if Perry becomes president and Dewhurst becomes a Senator?

The correct thing is for us all to place our heads firmly between our knees and kiss our butts goodbye because the devil incarnate, JOE WISSIN STRAUS, would be the Gov.

Robert M
Robert M
August 22, 2011 1:37 pm

Does anybody know what the line of succession is if Perry becomes president and Dewhurst becomes a Senator? Do they require a special election if the two leave their offices at the same time or what?

mharper42
mharper42
August 22, 2011 1:34 pm

#56 Hammy
Find a face-front image of a Cooter and you’ll have yet another Separated-At-Birth pair… Cute turtle, BTW.