Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew
Cover it with choc’late and a miracle or two
The Candy Man, oh the Candy Man can
The Candy Man can ’cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
Oh yeah! Sing it Sammy!
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119 Dude
castigat ridendo mores
Simple
Hammie is a poo poo head.
This thread seems to have run out of steam early tonight. Catch ya Hamsters tomorrow. Nitey nite.
115
Ms. TT
That is freaking hilarious!
#119
😆
#111 Simple Simon.
116
It had happen sooner or later. He’s gone all Alex Jones/full blown anarchist on us.
How sad.
#116 Pyro Where do you guys come up with these pictures? The URL looked familiar — did that hang off of TT’s link of “Parenting Skills”? There were some provocative “How ’bout these?” at the bottom of it. Love the red shoes. With the helmet, hard to say who that might be. How do we know it isn’t YOU, Pyro?… Read more »
Squawk?
Some kind of teacher! (Warning: “B” bomb used.)
#107 adee
Nope. They used the word “retarded” in the same way. They will call anything retarded except an actual mentally challenged person.
Pithy argument against a nanny.
n.b. – Contains F-bomb used as a cogent argument against a nanny.
n.b. 2 – Comments are hilarious.
The scary thing is that not all of these are photoshopped.
95 Albert,
Congradulations on being the first to catch that point. I wanted to see how many would swallow the bait. Fishing was good.
Simple
108
Yeah. I have to keep up with all things gay as I have been struggling with my sexual identity for lo these fifty six years.
One day I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body. The next I’m hetero.
It’s just so dnd frustrating.
108
Zing!!!!!
No research needed for gay though, eh? 😛
#105 WB. Do you suppose they use that term because their vocabularies do not include the meaning of abjectly? 🙂
Oh wagon, you’re so gay.
🙂
When conversing with typical teenagers, “gay” seldom means “homosexual”. It’s generally a synonym for “abjectly stupid”.
The term gay has multiple meanings for the wet-behind-the-ears set.
In some cases,’”that’s so gay”‘is a general derogatory term having little to do with homosex.
I had to check the urban dictionary on planking and owling.
#98 Hammy
Those owling and planking guys don’t look gay to me. They just seem like over-indulged kids whose parents never encouraged them to look for a summer job. So as they grow up, they’re bored, jaded, and always need the latest fad to have a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Indeed
101 is better than 100!
The Big 100!
ok this is irresistable
#96 Or you could combine the two for maximum gayness.
#96 Pyro: No. It’s too gay. I kinda gathered that just looking at those who got caught doing so. Still, it is not as dumb as wearing your pants down past your azz and having to use one of your 2 hands just to hold up your pants because you are such a slave to fashion/peer pressure/brainwashing that you can’t… Read more »
I saw that “owling” thing a few days ago. To get the scoop on it, I asked an actual kid about it.
Me: What’s up with owling?
StrappingBuck: People are doing that instead of planking. Planking is so last week.
Me: Anyone you know doing it?
SB: No. It’s too gay.
#69 Simple:
When you posted this did you even bother to read what you wrote in #68 right above????
Just sayin’ is all….
#93
It’s a debt I can only hope to repay some day.
#91 gjt
You’re welcome.
*snif*
It’s so good to be appreciated.
I can only think of one caption that really fits that O/C pic:
“Wanna piece of candy little boy?”
/puke, wretch, vomit,spits in disgust
BTW I’ve been neglectful in thanking our OP for not only keeping the Candyman’s image in my head all weekend but the song as well.
EG: You are right about the kids, they are the future and after 3 generations of stoooopid parenting all culture can be lost. We are dangerously close to that now, thanks to the lefty moon bats. Scripture says that to spare the rod is to spoil the child; when something is spoiled, it means that it is rotten and not… Read more »
#88
I didn’t buy it for a second EG, but can we all still go owling in the various hidden corners of your house? 😀
Suggestion to BC et al: Don’t believe everything you read on the internet. As to parties, I no longer drink or smoke, and generally don’t much care what anyone “feels” about anything, so once the eating is over, I’m about ready to leave. Now I do like kids. Kids are honest and trusting, and they try to rationalize things if… Read more »
Bonecrusher #86. Hmm, that looks like more of a monkey pose to me.
This is almost as stooooopid as wearing your pants down past you azz.
Good morning Hamsters. A lovely 73 with light ground mist at 6 unfortunately portends a hot day with less chance of rain than yesterday, unless that high pressure area does some fancy dancing. We got a sprinkle for 5 minutes yesterday morning, and that was it. A few miles south got a quarter inch. Donut hole again, sigh. The armadillo’s… Read more »
#78 EG Can we all come over to your house to play?
#78 EG: You are certainly the socialite aren’t you? Prolly can’t keep you away from a party either, first to get there and last to leave right?
Sarge: one writer, one screening and this: “The Atlantic” writer is reporting on his experience at a midnight screening … on a Thursday night. That is way beyond “crossing the line” That is outright propaganda and the writer AND HIS WISSIN EDITOR should lose their jobs over it. Did the Ds claim this as an “in kind contribution” if no,… Read more »
#78 I think El Gordo has just revealed his secret identity. The Shadow knows! Ha ha ha ha!
#75 Good post, Sarge. The aging Jane has never owned up to the deeds of the young and foolish Jane.
Oletimer, I’ve been doing my part! We have The Ultimate Neapolitan and Cherry Vanilla in the fridge this month.
372 – BD – I don’t much care for regular people, traffic, shopping, conducting face to face business transactions, and the like, so I try to time my awake hours and my sleep hours so as to minimize my exposure to things that aggravate me. Typically I can listen to the Wall Street report at 4AM, take care of my… Read more »
69 Simple Simon says: July 17, 2011 at 4:29 am Suppose you produced a Political Infomercial Documentary and Nobody Cared? Simple As pointed out here, all of the stories in the MSM regarding the Orange County debut of Palin’s movie are based on an article in The Atlantic. One writer. One article. One screening. Apparently, what we used to consider… Read more »
Uh, Hanoi Jane . . .knock knock, are you wissin kidding me?? You can not go and propagandize with the enemy against the US in 1968 and claim only 43 short years later in 2011 that you never did anything to hurt our country. You are a traitorous commie beyotch who should have been executed for treason. Had your behavior… Read more »
EG: Why are you up so wissin early? Me, I gotta cook a brisket. Me? I’m headed to Church to do my thing as a Youth Ministry Leader. And now, for your morning cup of schadenfreude. Bottom line, this has gone on far too long, this spreading of lies about me! None of it is true. NONE OF IT! I… Read more »