Friday Dude, Where’s My Recovery? Open Comments

One year ago today, President Passion Fingers and his faithful minion Joe “Hair Plugs” Biden announced Recovery Summer to great fanfare.
One year and a trillion dollars later, has anything substantial actually changed?
Other than our debt?

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Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
June 18, 2011 12:38 pm

#129 Fat Albert: OUTSTANDING!
Dang it! I think I got something in my eye.

Katfish
June 18, 2011 8:05 am

#129 – Simply outSTANDING!
*sniffle*

Dooood
June 18, 2011 6:43 am

FA, I don’t know if that struck me the way it did because I’m up before my boy and his friend, waiting to see them off to Summer camp, or if it would have had the same effect anyway. But as to this: If you are a father and can read this without weeping, you’re a lot better father than… Read more »

fat albert
fat albert
June 17, 2011 11:38 pm

I’ll probably post this again tomorrow – it’s that good.
If you are a father and can read this without weeping, you’re a lot better father than I am.

Adee
June 17, 2011 10:46 pm

G’night Hamsters. Not sure if spouse is up to armadillo patrol tonight. He’s had a long day. Maybe we can con Mariposa into keeping watch and alerting us if one shows up. Not likely, sigh.

mharper42
mharper42
June 17, 2011 9:51 pm

#126 Dave
OK to HE!! with block qoutes!
Dave, my friend:

Put the FIRST b-quote at the beginning of

what you want to mark, and then put

the SECOND b-quote at

the end of it.

See if that will work for you.

🙂

Super Dave
Super Dave
June 17, 2011 9:36 pm

OK to HE!! with block qoutes!

Super Dave
Super Dave
June 17, 2011 9:35 pm

Is it QE3 yet?
The cruise ship?

“Quantitative Easing II” AKA, printing counterfeit money, that is money that is backed up by NOTHING!

gtotracker
gtotracker
June 17, 2011 9:15 pm

Gars are worth this much? http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/7614483.html I know where some of the 8′ fish still swim. I wonder, after this article, how much longer they will be there. That they are such easy bow fishing targets is my guess on the decline. They are supposed to be excellent fare. Never tried one, cut the back open and remove the ‘backstraps’… Read more »

Texpat
Admin
June 17, 2011 9:13 pm

#120 mwharper42
Very good. The best 7 bucks you could ever spend on your life.

Katfish
June 17, 2011 9:09 pm

#121 – I believe QE3 may be a reference to the next massive BAILOUT

mharper42
mharper42
June 17, 2011 9:07 pm

Is it QE3 yet?

The cruise ship?

mharper42
mharper42
June 17, 2011 9:05 pm

#116 Texpat
Since you had the book linked up for me on Amazon, I went ahead and ordered it.
It seems to me that everyone who commented (in sufficient detail) saw something different in the Dream commercial.

El Gordo
June 17, 2011 8:55 pm

Is it QE3 yet?

Super Dave
Super Dave
June 17, 2011 8:44 pm

#117 Tedtam,….GET A ROPE!!! 👿

Tedtam
Admin
June 17, 2011 8:18 pm

Now that her face is on the internet, I hope she gets banned from any future games.
What a wiss.

Texpat
Admin
June 17, 2011 7:58 pm

#108 mharper42 To answer your question: Each one of us, every human being, as demonstrated in the video, has a reason to live. It is the both the subject of and product of our will, the will to live, that is. I read this book 15 years ago and it was one of a handful that changed my life. Man’s… Read more »

Adee
June 17, 2011 7:02 pm

A second and serious reason for not picking up and smooching armadillos is they also can carry rabies. 🙁

Darren
Darren
June 17, 2011 6:59 pm

mharper #112;
Obviously they had something special to relive. also, in my view, if living means to always get checkups and to take your pills, what’s it worth living? At times it’s better to live for something than to just live.
That’s my take.

Darren
Darren
June 17, 2011 6:57 pm

IRS Accidentally Deposits $110,000 in Man’s Bank Account, Then Arrests Him! Los Angeles prosecutors say the man failed to notify authorities of the error and charged him with one felony count of grand theft by misappropriation of lost property. The man could face up to four years in jail if convicted. The man offered to return to the woman the… Read more »

mharper42
mharper42
June 17, 2011 6:51 pm

Is that it? Man, I would not want to relive a lot of my youth. If I had it all to do over, there would be a lot of changes.

Darren
Darren
June 17, 2011 6:49 pm

mharper #108;

So they are reliving a bit of their youth on the motorcycle road trip. But what is the dream?

I think you just answered your own question.

Darren
Darren
June 17, 2011 6:48 pm

Rosalina Gonzales had pleaded guilty to a felony charge of injury to a child for what prosecutors had described as a “pretty simple, straightforward spanking case.” They noted she didn’t use a belt or leave any bruises, just some red marks. The federal government rides again to the rescue…NOT. “You don’t spank children today,” said Judge Jose Longoria. “In the… Read more »

mharper42
mharper42
June 17, 2011 6:48 pm

#105 Darren
S’okay, you won it fair and square!
/(Scum can’t help bein’ scum… Harrummph.)

mharper42
mharper42
June 17, 2011 6:45 pm

#93 Texpat
I enjoyed the unusual commercial, but I don’t understand what the dream is. One guy with a picture of a woman, another guy with a picture of a man. So they are reliving a bit of their youth on the motorcycle road trip. But what is the dream?

Darren
Darren
June 17, 2011 6:44 pm

That’s right, last month I learned it’ll be on the 19th of june.

Darren
Darren
June 17, 2011 6:44 pm

Happy Fathers Day, you worthless bunch of reprobates.

Is Father’s Day coming up? Yikes, I didn’t know.

Darren
Darren
June 17, 2011 6:41 pm

mharper;
And after you tried to give he a heads up yesterday. I am man. I am scum. 🙁

Darren
Darren
June 17, 2011 6:40 pm

#93;
Cool, COOL, COOL commercial, Texpat.

Katfish
June 17, 2011 6:39 pm

#93 – Great Catch Seenyore Texpat!
That vid was widely enjoyed on multiple motorcycle boards I frequent – not everyone understands WHY dogs MUST hang their heads out of the windows of moving automobiles the way we 2-wheeled addicts do…………………

mharper42
mharper42
June 17, 2011 6:36 pm

Dang it.

mharper42
mharper42
June 17, 2011 6:35 pm

And 100

Darren
Darren
June 17, 2011 6:35 pm

100!

mharper42
mharper42
June 17, 2011 6:35 pm

#91 Lawrence

Maybe the adolescent sexual inuendo doesn’t affect you like I thought!

Click. Check. Click.
🙂

Tedtam
Admin
June 17, 2011 6:07 pm

Okay – say it with me, gang!
SHOCKER!

/not

Tedtam
Admin
June 17, 2011 6:04 pm

#93 Texpat
Too awesome. Too, too awesome.

Super Dave
Super Dave
June 17, 2011 5:57 pm

#93 Texpat Man that was great! And “One of the best commercials I have ever seen.”
is an understatement my friend!

Texpat
Admin
June 17, 2011 5:15 pm

A gift for Hamous. What is Science? Put most simply, science is a way of dealing with the world around us. It is a way of baffling the uninitiated with incomprehensible jargon. It is a way of obtaining fat government grants. It is a way of achieving mastery over the physical world by threatening it with destruction. Science represents mankind’s… Read more »

Shannon
Admin
June 17, 2011 4:45 pm

87
Machu Pichu at age 80.
That’s pretty damn inspiring.
I removed that from the bucket list five years ago.
I’m down to hoping I can survive a round trip to Jersey to give Texpat a piece of my mind.
Happy Fathers Day, you worthless bunch of reprobates.

Texpat
Admin
June 17, 2011 4:22 pm

By the east Asian office of the American ad agency, Ogilvy.
One of the best commercials I have ever seen.

HT: Gerard VanderLeun

Lawrence
Lawrence
June 17, 2011 3:41 pm

#85. I’m with you.

Lawrence
Lawrence
June 17, 2011 3:37 pm

#88. Maybe the adolescent sexual inuendo doesn’t affect you like I thought!

Darren
Darren
June 17, 2011 3:34 pm

Shannon #84;

Every whiner, kook and rear orifice will call or show up like clockwork.

Which one was I yesterday?

Sarge
Sarge
June 17, 2011 3:11 pm

Editorial in praise of Joe Straus
Consider the source, and what they find praise worthy—–

mharper42
mharper42
June 17, 2011 3:04 pm

73 Lawrence says:

June 17, 2011 at 2:03 pm
I can see the disgusted look already on IWHarper69′s face as she Shakes her Head slowly from side to side!

Not disgust, befuddlement. Am I being associated with the Head-Shaker dude some way?
He rarely posts but I like his avatar because he looks like a secret agent.

mharper42
mharper42
June 17, 2011 2:57 pm

#64 Hammy I’d think twice before I let one of the little boogers crawl up in my bed. Well, my friend is still alive and kicking at age 82. She did not get leprosy from her son’s pet armadillo all those years ago. She attempted Mount Everest in her 70s but did not reach the summit. She visited Machu Pichu… Read more »

Hamous
June 17, 2011 2:33 pm

#83 No, they’re just guilty of idiocy and I’d rather not tempt them over. I don’t suffer fools gladly.

Shannon
Admin
June 17, 2011 2:32 pm

The full moon insanity is an interesting one.
After fifty years of nursing the wife doesn’t need a calendar.
Every whiner, kook and rear orifice will call or show up like clockwork.

Lawrence
Lawrence
June 17, 2011 2:30 pm

“Guilt by association?”