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Well, it seems that one way to help our budgets is to enforce our borders.

The General Accounting Office estimates that as of 2009 there were currently about 350,000 criminal aliens in U.S. prisons, “the majority from Mexico.” At $30,000 per year, per inmate, that’s $11 billion annually, with most of the costs born by the states.
…criminal illegals are putting a strain on budgets, especially in the states with large illegal immigration populations such as Arizona, Colorado, California, Florida, New York, and Texas.
Not coincidentally, many of those same states are facing the largest budget shortfalls for fiscal year 2011 and 2012, including New York and California. Some estimate state budget shortfalls of over $100 billion in 2012 across state governments in the U.S.
In California, it’s estimated that prisoners who are illegal immigrants cost the state at least $1 billion per year just to keep them in prison.

Ya’ think?
But I guess since the elitist northeasterners are being as hard hit as us booger-pickin’, NASCAR lovin’, butt scratchin’ southerners, they can’t be too terribly concerned about it.
That reminds me of an Aggie joke:
A Harvard alumni was at a restaurant and was watching an Aggie order his meal. “Hey, Aggie!” he yelled from the next table. “How’d you know I was an Aggie?” came back the question. Harvard grad said “I could tell by your twang, your clothes, and the way you walk.” “Well, I know you’re from Harvard,” the Aggie replied. “Oh, really,” said the Harvard grad, getting ready to preen himself. “How could you tell that?” “I saw your ring while you were picking your nose,” replied the Aggie.
I takes ’em where I can.

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Hamous
June 13, 2011 10:30 pm

Gators vs. Longhorns in the first round of CWS. Go Gators!

mharper42
mharper42
June 13, 2011 10:06 pm

I’m going to close out tonight the way Dave did at 6:02 this morning, apparently before he had any coffee…

Mornin’ Gnag!

Good night Gnag!
🙂

GJT
GJT
June 13, 2011 9:39 pm

Was the “B” factor involved?

Of course it was.
😛

Darren
Darren
June 13, 2011 7:22 pm

Bachmann files
Our nation’s first Madame President?

Lawrence
Lawrence
June 13, 2011 6:16 pm

TT, why don’t you look into a teaching position with a Houston area Catholic school?
It could be your calling.

Darren
Darren
June 13, 2011 4:57 pm

mharper #67;

Electric cars: How well will they perform during an evacuation emergency, especially if the grid is down?

Good question. My understanding is that when the electric grid is down, the local magic unicorns run off taking away with them their farting rainbows which power “green” vehicles.

Darren
Darren
June 13, 2011 4:55 pm

mharper #65;
As far as I’m concerned, the less FEMA gets involved, the better. My concern focuses on whether or not government picking and choosing whom to “help”? New Orleans got FEMA. Indeed, FEMA showed up in Houston (pre-Obama) so why not Alabama? Picking and choosing whom to assist is the Chicago way of “doing business”.

Darren
Darren
June 13, 2011 4:34 pm
mharper42
mharper42
June 13, 2011 4:23 pm

#60 Darren
Electric cars: How well will they perform during an evacuation emergency, especially if the grid is down? Think Hurricane Rita with electric cars. I think power was out at my house for 2 days that time.

mharper42
mharper42
June 13, 2011 4:17 pm

#58 SC
Keep on hanging on, and let us know from time to time how you are doing. We’ll celebrate when you announce it is permanent.

mharper42
mharper42
June 13, 2011 4:14 pm

#54 Darren That guy in the tornado-destroyed home had insurance. So why was he asking for a gubmint handout? I am very sympathetic to these disaster victims, but you need to take care of yourself when you can, don’t think “Uncle Sugar” first thing after the wind dies down. FEMA is a gubmint agency, how can we expect them to… Read more »

Super Dave
Super Dave
June 13, 2011 3:52 pm
Super Dave
Super Dave
June 13, 2011 3:44 pm

Need a little inspiration?
“A FOOT ABOVE THE COMPETITION”
Be sure to watch the Video.

texanadian
texanadian
June 13, 2011 3:16 pm

Another wiener brain democrat. h/t Truesoldier’s comments at malkin’s site.

Mark James Cusack hadn’t even been in office for six months when the Massachusetts state representative was placed under investigation for ‘inappropriate contact’ last month.
Mr Cusack, 26, is accused of an indecent act with a female staffer of a fellow lawmaker inside the state House chamber.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2002792/Massachusetts-representative-Mark-Cusack-investigation-inappropriate-contact.html#ixzz1PBmbu79x

Darren
Darren
June 13, 2011 3:00 pm

Update: A number of twitterers who were there agree that the judge has expressed an intention of releasing a ruling within 24 hours. Yes, that hearing is today. Walker has not, to my knowledge, been called to that hearing, but he will be there for another hearing on his use of video from the trial (in violation of his own… Read more »

Darren
Darren
June 13, 2011 2:49 pm

A couple of weeks ago, I wrote a column for The Week in which I questioned the notion of electric cars being a green option. My arguments got swift rebuttals from backers of electric cars, but a new study produced in partnership between the British government and the car industry shows just how correct I was. Not only do electric… Read more »

Darren
Darren
June 13, 2011 2:46 pm

#55;

Nothing a little paint won’t fix.

Heh.

SC
SC
June 13, 2011 1:48 pm

#30 WB glad your strange morning turned out better that mine May 6th. Working contract for now hope to go permanent next month, Havn’t had time to lurk lately, Hope all is well.

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
June 13, 2011 1:36 pm

#52 Darren: Now the wanker commits fraud with his car. The wanker is a fraud masquerading as a man.

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
June 13, 2011 1:33 pm

#54 Darren: Can there possibly be any doubt left that the foul “O” is nothing but a vindictive thug? He would not know “statesmanship” if it hit him in the face. I seriously doubt that any FEMA-terdnozzle ever bothered to look at the house, they just made a blanket rejection. It is possible that they checked voter registration (RvsD) and… Read more »

wagonburner
Editor
June 13, 2011 1:26 pm

Nothing a little paint won’t fix.

Darren
Darren
June 13, 2011 1:21 pm

Jefferson County resident Jonathan Stewart said he laughed in shock after the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) claimed the house his family lost in the deadly April 27 twister was ‘not unsafe to live in’. If you see the picture directly above this paragraph, you’ll clearly see there’s virtually nothing left of their home. Displaced families in tornado-ravaged Alabama are… Read more »

wagonburner
Editor
June 13, 2011 1:18 pm

Ever wonder what those weird dreams mean?

Darren
Darren
June 13, 2011 1:10 pm

The one thing we can’t say with certitude is that Anthony Weiner has been registering his vehicles with the DMV. The New York Daily News did a little investigating after seeing expired tags on his Nissan Pathfinder, and discovered that not only has the car not been registered, but the plates on them belong to a different car (via JWF):… Read more »

Darren
Darren
June 13, 2011 1:06 pm

Hamous #41;
That blimp came down “like a lead zeppelin”. say, we can make a band with tha name. 😉

Dooood
June 13, 2011 1:02 pm

watching people put our grassfires while they’re drunk is loads of fun.

I could see that (from my sober perspective).

Adee
June 13, 2011 1:01 pm

We’re in a mainly multi-acre plot subdivision with some homeowners having horses and more than one lot. Our adjacent neighbors’ pastures, like ours, are kept more like giant lawns than typical pasture–mowed regularly, fencelines kept clear. The families in the subdivisions on either side of ours appreciate that; the majority of their lots are lawns + homes. The Brazos is… Read more »

Darren
Darren
June 13, 2011 12:57 pm

#20;

Putting out fires when you’re drunk is not my idea of fun.

Perhaps but watching people put our grassfires while they’re drunk is loads of fun. 🙂

Darren
Darren
June 13, 2011 12:54 pm

Super Dave #45;
HURRY! Get your blockquotes fixed before the time runs out! 🙂

Darren
Darren
June 13, 2011 12:53 pm

texanadian #17;

The only Palin email I need to read.

I completely agree. It’s very touching. That was the number one article I wanted to share here today. I’m very glad you linked it.

Super Dave
Super Dave
June 13, 2011 12:53 pm

Sarah Palin email frenzy backfires on her media antagonists. One can only assume that the Left-leaning editors who dispatched teams of reporters to remote Juneau, the Alaskan capital, to pore over the emails in the hope of digging up a scandal are now viewing the result as a rather poor return on their considerable investment. If anything, Mrs Palin seems… Read more »

Darren
Darren
June 13, 2011 12:49 pm

I don’t know about **all** Muslims** but Shaykh al-Huwayni has one sick view ofthe world and it is the Middle East where you’d find that mentality more prevelant than ion other places of the world.

anoche

¡Que buena español!

Darren
Darren
June 13, 2011 12:45 pm

oletimer #9;

a clear plexiglass bubble so people with their head up their @ss can see where they are going.

How considerate!

Hamous
June 13, 2011 12:44 pm

Note to Germans: Stay away from blimps. They hate you.

texanadian
texanadian
June 13, 2011 12:41 pm

#39: Yikes, that would have left a mark.

Katfish
June 13, 2011 12:35 pm

Hopefully this aint a repeat…………..
GREAT CATCH!!

wagonburner
Editor
June 13, 2011 11:51 am

Do those additional responsibilities come with additional Benjamins?

Only the ones I get for continuing to work here.

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
June 13, 2011 11:48 am

#30 Pyro:

The upshot is that I’m still here and will end up with additional responsibilities.

Do those additional responsibilities come with additional Benjamins?

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
June 13, 2011 11:44 am

CF. Explanation of the term used in my #33 above.

mharper42
mharper42
June 13, 2011 11:42 am

#30 Pyro
There’s our wagonburner, caught in the middle between 2 asplodin’ wimmins…

wagonburner
Editor
June 13, 2011 11:39 am

Was the “B” factor involved?

I don’t think so. I think it was a major personality / working style conflict.
I still haven’t figured out who pulled the trigger, although it was, for all intents, mutual.

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
June 13, 2011 11:38 am

#28 Pyro: #24 bone How much confidence does anyone have that it would actually be something other than a dirty bomb? Have they achieved anything better than a fizzle (incomplete nukuler detonation) with an unminiaturized device? Just imagine the screaming CF (see the movie Heartbreak Ridge for further info on the term) that will hit this country if a Nork… Read more »

Hamous
June 13, 2011 11:27 am

#30 Was the “B” factor involved?
/I keed, ladies! I keed!

wagonburner
Editor
June 13, 2011 11:24 am

It’s probably hard to quantify whom he’s harmed, but harmed them he has. This is no different than Tawana Brawley claiming that white men raped her.

Turned out pretty positively for “Rev” Sharpton.

wagonburner
Editor
June 13, 2011 11:23 am

This has been a somewhat strange morning. I returned from a week away on vacation to find my boss was “no longer with the company”. I spent the next couple of hours trying to find out what the deal was (grand-boss was at baby-doctor appt. – she’s about to asplode). The two of them had been having “compatibility issues” for… Read more »

Hamous
June 13, 2011 11:20 am

Lesbian Syrian blogger supposedly kidnapped turns out to be an American man in Georgia: While the narrative voice may have been fictional, the facts on thıs blog are true and not mısleading as to the situation on the ground. I do not believe that I have harmed anyone – I feel that I have created an important voice for issues… Read more »

wagonburner
Editor
June 13, 2011 11:15 am

#24 bone
How much confidence does anyone have that it would actually be something other than a dirty bomb? Have they achieved anything better than a fizzle (incomplete nukuler detonation) with an unminiaturized device?