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  1. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Very nice pic, Hamous.

    Happy Good Friday to all.

  2. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Very nice pic, Hamous.
    Happy Good Friday to all.

  3. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Yesterday at work we had a priest from St. Leo’s come in and bless the school. Students and teachers were invited to participate if they desired. The priest read a prayer and tossed holy water on our heads. It was nice.

  4. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Yesterday at work we had a priest from St. Leo’s come in and bless the school. Students and teachers were invited to participate if they desired. The priest read a prayer and tossed holy water on our heads. It was nice.

  5. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Good Friday-Friday morning all:

    The most significant event of Christianity.
    Beautiful hymn for Good Friday.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIe5CuTwYwk

    From the songwriter:

    I wrote this song one afternoon after looking up at the cross on my wall. For the first time I realised was – how vulnerable Jesus was – nailed to two pieces of wood, strung up and left to die. I also had an overwhelming sense of Jesus’ unconditional love for us all. This song is as much a prayer as it is a song.

    OUTSTRETCHED ARMS

    Here am I with outstretched arms
    Spread out upon the cross
    Waiting to catch your fall
    To greet you when you’re lost
    And I know that you are frightened
    Wondering can you count on me?
    But here am I with outstretched arms
    That want to comfort thee

    The road to life is long and hard
    With falls along the way
    I’ve walked that road a thousand times
    I’ve known each person’s pain
    When you think that you cant take it anymore
    You can’t go on
    I’ll pick you up and take your hand
    Then we’ll continue on

    I hear you calling out my name
    But then you turn away
    You think that I’ve abandoned you
    Not listening when you pray
    But you know I had to die
    Before I rose on that third day
    Believe in me and you will see the wisdom of my ways

    Here am I with outstretched arms
    Spread out upon the cross
    Waiting to catch your fall
    To greet you when you’re lost
    And I know that you are frightened
    Wondering can you count on me?
    But here am I with outstretched arms
    That want to comfort thee

  6. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    Good Friday-Friday morning all:
    The most significant event of Christianity.
    Beautiful hymn for Good Friday.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIe5CuTwYwk
    From the songwriter:

    I wrote this song one afternoon after looking up at the cross on my wall. For the first time I realised was – how vulnerable Jesus was – nailed to two pieces of wood, strung up and left to die. I also had an overwhelming sense of Jesus’ unconditional love for us all. This song is as much a prayer as it is a song.
    OUTSTRETCHED ARMS
    Here am I with outstretched arms
    Spread out upon the cross
    Waiting to catch your fall
    To greet you when you’re lost
    And I know that you are frightened
    Wondering can you count on me?
    But here am I with outstretched arms
    That want to comfort thee
    The road to life is long and hard
    With falls along the way
    I’ve walked that road a thousand times
    I’ve known each person’s pain
    When you think that you cant take it anymore
    You can’t go on
    I’ll pick you up and take your hand
    Then we’ll continue on
    I hear you calling out my name
    But then you turn away
    You think that I’ve abandoned you
    Not listening when you pray
    But you know I had to die
    Before I rose on that third day
    Believe in me and you will see the wisdom of my ways
    Here am I with outstretched arms
    Spread out upon the cross
    Waiting to catch your fall
    To greet you when you’re lost
    And I know that you are frightened
    Wondering can you count on me?
    But here am I with outstretched arms
    That want to comfort thee

  7. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    O.K. Hamsters, it’s also Earth Day. All of you gather round the campfire.
    Too bad Peter, Paul and Mary made it a “movement” song, though, it is a nice song and I have many fond memories as a teen on youth group outings singing it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo9AH4vG2wA

  8. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    O.K. Hamsters, it’s also Earth Day. All of you gather round the campfire.
    Too bad Peter, Paul and Mary made it a “movement” song, though, it is a nice song and I have many fond memories as a teen on youth group outings singing it.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo9AH4vG2wA

  9. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    The priest read a prayer and tossed holy water on our heads.

    Muwahahaha! Payback. He just baptized you! You’re Catholic now 😉

  10. Hamous Avatar

    The priest read a prayer and tossed holy water on our heads.

    Muwahahaha! Payback. He just baptized you! You’re Catholic now 😉

  11. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    The Federal Aviation Administration fired an air traffic controller when he was caught watching a movie on his computer while at work in the tower.

    The controller said he was only watching a movie because he couldn’t sleep.

  12. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    The Federal Aviation Administration fired an air traffic controller when he was caught watching a movie on his computer while at work in the tower.
    The controller said he was only watching a movie because he couldn’t sleep.

  13. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Hamous #5;

    I don’t recall accepting it. 😉

  14. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Hamous #5;
    I don’t recall accepting it. 😉

  15. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Here is another fine example of the trend of violence in fast food restaurants. Two black females beating the hell out of a white patron, while several black employees stand by and watch. One black male manages to provide the facade of assistance to the white victim in this brutal attack.

    The two black females exit, then re-enter the store to continue the beating, until a an older white woman att More..empts to stop them from dragging the white victim outside into the parking lot. note: the black male employees have disappeared from camera view, even though they are plenty well capable of stopping the attack.

    At the end, the white victim is beaten until she has a seizure, at which point the camera operator warns the black female attackers to flee, because the police are on the way. Note: he makes sure to repeatedly tell the criminal attackers to flee, instead of keeping them there for the police to apprehend.

    Most likely another situation where folks didn’t grow up respecting their parents or authority.

    LINK

  16. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Here is another fine example of the trend of violence in fast food restaurants. Two black females beating the hell out of a white patron, while several black employees stand by and watch. One black male manages to provide the facade of assistance to the white victim in this brutal attack.
    The two black females exit, then re-enter the store to continue the beating, until a an older white woman att More..empts to stop them from dragging the white victim outside into the parking lot. note: the black male employees have disappeared from camera view, even though they are plenty well capable of stopping the attack.
    At the end, the white victim is beaten until she has a seizure, at which point the camera operator warns the black female attackers to flee, because the police are on the way. Note: he makes sure to repeatedly tell the criminal attackers to flee, instead of keeping them there for the police to apprehend.

    Most likely another situation where folks didn’t grow up respecting their parents or authority.
    LINK

  17. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Things are really getting bad at NBC.

    Yesterday the peacock went to KFC looking for part time work.

  18. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    Things are really getting bad at NBC.
    Yesterday the peacock went to KFC looking for part time work.

  19. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    PITTSBURGH (KDKA) — With gas prices pushing $4 a gallon, a lot of people are trying to stretch their dollar at the gas pump, but some of them are trying to stretch it a little too far.

    Since the beginning of March, AAA has seen an 18 percent increase in the number of roadside calls for people running out of gas.

    As for the high gas prices, “get used to it”.

    LINK

  20. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    PITTSBURGH (KDKA) — With gas prices pushing $4 a gallon, a lot of people are trying to stretch their dollar at the gas pump, but some of them are trying to stretch it a little too far.
    Since the beginning of March, AAA has seen an 18 percent increase in the number of roadside calls for people running out of gas.

    As for the high gas prices, “get used to it”.
    LINK

  21. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Oletimer #9;

    🙂

  22. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Oletimer #9;
    🙂

  23. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    #8 Darren

    About as sickening as you can get. The girls, camera guy AND the employees that made no attempt to help need to be staked out to a fire and mound in July and allowed to reflect on their actions.

  24. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    #8 Darren
    About as sickening as you can get. The girls, camera guy AND the employees that made no attempt to help need to be staked out to a fire and mound in July and allowed to reflect on their actions.

  25. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Since Dee retired she says she needs more “outside interests”. I thought I’d surprise her.

    I went to Lowes and bought her with a brand new fancy lawn mower.

  26. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    Since Dee retired she says she needs more “outside interests”. I thought I’d surprise her.
    I went to Lowes and bought her with a brand new fancy lawn mower.

  27. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Oletimer #12;

    While I’d agree that’s what they may “deserve”, unfortunately it is not the right choice of inflicting punishment. In reality what sickens me further is that the girls in the police station will probably say they’re sorry about causing that lady to go into a ceasure and then follow up with a “but…”. That they’ll do so with no visible capability that they could have simply left that lady alone to begin with.

  28. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Oletimer #12;
    While I’d agree that’s what they may “deserve”, unfortunately it is not the right choice of inflicting punishment. In reality what sickens me further is that the girls in the police station will probably say they’re sorry about causing that lady to go into a ceasure and then follow up with a “but…”. That they’ll do so with no visible capability that they could have simply left that lady alone to begin with.

  29. El Gordo Avatar

    Happy Good Friday all.

    Well, finally got around to watching this video suggested by GTO. Quite impressive.

    Which then led to this video. Also impressive, but…

    … call me a bass purist, but I think once you start moving too far beyond 4 strings it’s just getting a little silly.

  30. Dooood Avatar

    Happy Good Friday all.
    Well, finally got around to watching this video suggested by GTO. Quite impressive.
    Which then led to this video. Also impressive, but…
    … call me a bass purist, but I think once you start moving too far beyond 4 strings it’s just getting a little silly.

  31. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Before I sign off for now and head away from my newfound fellow Catholic patrons (can I have a beer now that I’m Catholic?) I’d just like to point out how yesterday I made a post about Gary Johnson running for president in post #96. After posting that there was no followup posts mentioning “authoritarian” or “social cons”.

    Ahhhhh, the peaceful bliss. I feel my blood pressure going down already.

  32. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Before I sign off for now and head away from my newfound fellow Catholic patrons (can I have a beer now that I’m Catholic?) I’d just like to point out how yesterday I made a post about Gary Johnson running for president in post #96. After posting that there was no followup posts mentioning “authoritarian” or “social cons”.
    Ahhhhh, the peaceful bliss. I feel my blood pressure going down already.

  33. Hamous Avatar

    #13 Geezer: I hope you got her one of these. I have one, a couple of years old, and it usually starts on the 1st pull, fills the bag completely and rarely clogs and goes just as fast as I deem appropriate. Well worth the money.

  34. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #13 Geezer: I hope you got her one of these. I have one, a couple of years old, and it usually starts on the 1st pull, fills the bag completely and rarely clogs and goes just as fast as I deem appropriate. Well worth the money.

  35. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    can I have a beer now that I’m Catholic?

    Reminds me of an old joke:

    Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba’s neighbors were Catholic…. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.

    The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

    The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass….. and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, “You were born a Baptist,and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.

    “Bubba’s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba’s yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

    There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: “You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish.”

  36. Hamous Avatar

    can I have a beer now that I’m Catholic?

    Reminds me of an old joke:
    Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba’s neighbors were Catholic…. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
    The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.
    The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass….. and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, “You were born a Baptist,and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.
    “Bubba’s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba’s yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.
    There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: “You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish.”

  37. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    … call me a bass purist, but I think once you start moving too far beyond 4 strings it’s just getting a little silly.

    Like many things, anything more than a handful is a waste.

  38. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    … call me a bass purist, but I think once you start moving too far beyond 4 strings it’s just getting a little silly.

    Like many things, anything more than a handful is a waste.

  39. Hamous Avatar

    #15 Doooooooooooooode: I will stipulate that I have “0” talent when it comes to stringed instruments, I have come to the conclusion that 6 is prolly the max number of strings on a bass that could truly be considered fully functional. In the 11 stringed video, I never saw him hit the lowest register (top o the neck) strings; I figger it is just too much of a stretch.

  40. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #15 Doooooooooooooode: I will stipulate that I have “0” talent when it comes to stringed instruments, I have come to the conclusion that 6 is prolly the max number of strings on a bass that could truly be considered fully functional. In the 11 stringed video, I never saw him hit the lowest register (top o the neck) strings; I figger it is just too much of a stretch.

  41. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    #14 Darren

    While I’d agree that’s what they may “deserve”, unfortunately it is not the right choice

    I agree, just venting my spleen. That’s better than kicking the pets.

  42. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    #14 Darren

    While I’d agree that’s what they may “deserve”, unfortunately it is not the right choice

    I agree, just venting my spleen. That’s better than kicking the pets.

  43. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish.”

    🙂

  44. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish.”

    🙂

  45. Tedtam Avatar

    A blessed Triduum to all!

    A friend sent me this in an email. Yup, that’s about right.

  46. Tedtam Avatar

    A blessed Triduum to all!
    A friend sent me this in an email. Yup, that’s about right.

  47. Tedtam Avatar

    #8 Darren

    I watched the video. I simply cannot wrap my mind around this type of behavior – either by the attackers or the spectators. The manager just calmly walks by the girl having a seizure on the floor? Like she’s a leftover burger wrapper?

    Every wissing member of that crew needs to be fired and tried for something. That little old lady that tried to help, I hope she gets some kind of commendation. Those criminals could just have easily turned on her, and she was obviously aware of what they could and would do.

  48. Tedtam Avatar

    #8 Darren
    I watched the video. I simply cannot wrap my mind around this type of behavior – either by the attackers or the spectators. The manager just calmly walks by the girl having a seizure on the floor? Like she’s a leftover burger wrapper?
    Every wissing member of that crew needs to be fired and tried for something. That little old lady that tried to help, I hope she gets some kind of commendation. Those criminals could just have easily turned on her, and she was obviously aware of what they could and would do.

  49. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    #8 – Call me anything you like folks – those 2 females are no more than oxygen THIEVES !!!!!

    We don’t need to judge them – they PROVED they do not deserve to share our air!

  50. Katfish Avatar

    #8 – Call me anything you like folks – those 2 females are no more than oxygen THIEVES !!!!!
    We don’t need to judge them – they PROVED they do not deserve to share our air!

  51. Tedtam Avatar

    And I’m sorry, racism runs both ways. If there was a non-racist argument between the attackers and the victim, that’s one thing. For the black crew to treat this event so cavalierly is another. If there’s no public outrage over this shows a whole other picture again.

  52. Tedtam Avatar

    And I’m sorry, racism runs both ways. If there was a non-racist argument between the attackers and the victim, that’s one thing. For the black crew to treat this event so cavalierly is another. If there’s no public outrage over this shows a whole other picture again.

  53. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    With gas prices pushing $4 a gallon, a lot of people are trying to stretch their dollar at the gas pump,

    THE ONLY CAR to get 200 miles to the charge costs $109,000.

  54. squawkbox Avatar

    With gas prices pushing $4 a gallon, a lot of people are trying to stretch their dollar at the gas pump,

    THE ONLY CAR to get 200 miles to the charge costs $109,000.

  55. Tedtam Avatar

    I love it when Breitbart takes it right to the wissin’ idiots and shoves their face in their own feces.

  56. Tedtam Avatar

    I love it when Breitbart takes it right to the wissin’ idiots and shoves their face in their own feces.

  57. Robert M Avatar
    Robert M

    If the voters vote from the pocketbook like they do most of time, our hopefully one term President will not get reelected. And all signs in our economy indicate we are not anywhere near in a recovery mode. The last groups to be affected by the recession are those groups that most benefited from “Big Government” and they are the governments themselves at all levels (local, state and federal) and the school districts who got government money and wasted it on fancy schools and fancy stadiums like the well would never go dry. Both the governments and school districts have over administered things and forgot their responsibilities to the people and the students.

    I, for one, say let the federal government go into bankruptcy and FORCE it to reorganize and get out of things they are not constitutionally obligated to be involved in. I was kinda hoping the “land of fruits and nuts” (California) would go into bankruptcy first so that we could get a mini version of what would happen if a government filed for bankruptcy. Actually, that might still happen.

  58. Robert M Avatar
    Robert M

    If the voters vote from the pocketbook like they do most of time, our hopefully one term President will not get reelected. And all signs in our economy indicate we are not anywhere near in a recovery mode. The last groups to be affected by the recession are those groups that most benefited from “Big Government” and they are the governments themselves at all levels (local, state and federal) and the school districts who got government money and wasted it on fancy schools and fancy stadiums like the well would never go dry. Both the governments and school districts have over administered things and forgot their responsibilities to the people and the students.
    I, for one, say let the federal government go into bankruptcy and FORCE it to reorganize and get out of things they are not constitutionally obligated to be involved in. I was kinda hoping the “land of fruits and nuts” (California) would go into bankruptcy first so that we could get a mini version of what would happen if a government filed for bankruptcy. Actually, that might still happen.

  59. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    This is telling, today is Good Friday and what does Google have in it’s logo, Earth Day of course. Figgers
    Mornin’ Gang

  60. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    This is telling, today is Good Friday and what does Google have in it’s logo, Earth Day of course. Figgers
    Mornin’ Gang

  61. Tedtam Avatar

    #31 SuperDave

    Good Friday is the ultimate Earth Day. Didn’t Jesus die to save the world?

    Oh, wait – he saved the souls of the parasitic species inhabiting all the private and public parts of Gaia.

    Sorry for the confusion.

  62. Tedtam Avatar

    #31 SuperDave
    Good Friday is the ultimate Earth Day. Didn’t Jesus die to save the world?
    Oh, wait – he saved the souls of the parasitic species inhabiting all the private and public parts of Gaia.
    Sorry for the confusion.

  63. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    After the violent videos of this morning, I present Comedy Gold.

    This is a vidoe of the loser in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race, Ms. Doppleganger, announcing that she’s requesting a recount—after losing by more than 7,000 votes.

    The best part starts at about 1:30 in. (H/T Hot Air) Bonus goodness is in looking at the various females in the “Liberal Uniform.” Watch the vid and you’ll see what I mean. These folks have gotten to the point where we can pick them out in a crowd before they even open thier mouths.

  64. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    After the violent videos of this morning, I present Comedy Gold.
    This is a vidoe of the loser in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race, Ms. Doppleganger, announcing that she’s requesting a recount—after losing by more than 7,000 votes.
    The best part starts at about 1:30 in. (H/T Hot Air) Bonus goodness is in looking at the various females in the “Liberal Uniform.” Watch the vid and you’ll see what I mean. These folks have gotten to the point where we can pick them out in a crowd before they even open thier mouths.

  65. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    Do I plug in my Chevy Volt on Earth Day or not? Conundrums.

  66. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Do I plug in my Chevy Volt on Earth Day or not? Conundrums.

  67. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #33 – That video of the doofus who was the union representative running for the Wisconsin Supreme Court demonstrates more clearly than anything I’ve seen lately what a puppet she is. She doesn’t know whether she is washing or hanging out – she’s just parroting the talking points and taking the actions dictated to her by her union handlers. The goal of course is to steal the election, which seems to be outside the margin of fraud, and absent that, try to marginalize the winner to the point that no one else will come to his defense lest they be subjected to union thuggery as well. But of course, the Thug in Chief does not dare condem this behavior since he is also subject to the same handlers’ actions.

  68. El Gordo Avatar

    #33 – That video of the doofus who was the union representative running for the Wisconsin Supreme Court demonstrates more clearly than anything I’ve seen lately what a puppet she is. She doesn’t know whether she is washing or hanging out – she’s just parroting the talking points and taking the actions dictated to her by her union handlers. The goal of course is to steal the election, which seems to be outside the margin of fraud, and absent that, try to marginalize the winner to the point that no one else will come to his defense lest they be subjected to union thuggery as well. But of course, the Thug in Chief does not dare condem this behavior since he is also subject to the same handlers’ actions.

  69. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #34 – No problem plugging in your Volt on Earth Day. You see, electric automobiles draw their power only from green sources or magically out of the ground while the evil incandescent light bulbs and the like draw their power from dirty coal fired plants which must be stamped out. You obviously don’t know things like this or you would never even have to ask such a stupid question.

  70. El Gordo Avatar

    #34 – No problem plugging in your Volt on Earth Day. You see, electric automobiles draw their power only from green sources or magically out of the ground while the evil incandescent light bulbs and the like draw their power from dirty coal fired plants which must be stamped out. You obviously don’t know things like this or you would never even have to ask such a stupid question.

  71. Dooood Avatar

    Why Johnny and Jane Can’t Think or Write

    After spending four depressing days this month at a meeting of 3,000 writing teachers in Atlanta, I can tell you that their parent group, the Conference on College Composition and Communication, is not really interested in teaching students to write and communicate clearly. The group’s agenda, clear to me after sampling as many of the meeting’s 500 panels as I could, is devoted to disparaging grammar, logic, reason, evidence and fairness as instruments of white oppression. They believe rules of grammar discriminate against “marginalized” groups and restrict self-expression.

    and Texas was well-represented by Drew Loewe of St. Edwards University in Austin:

    After congratulating attendees for their intelligence proven by their contempt for Glenn Beck, Drew Loewe, from St. Edwards’ University, launched into what he saw as Beck’s misuse and misrepresentation of the word, “Constitution” (“’Constitution’ as Ideograph: What Hundreds of Glenn Beck Transcripts Can Teach Us”). Loewe’s study revealed that the word “Constitution” appears most often and functions thereby as a populist “ideograph,” a “wellspring for group consensus,” and therefore a building block for a certain ideology–in Beck’s case, “reactionary.” Even the historical and legal scholars on Beck’s program have nothing of substance to say about the Constitution, Loewe maintained.

    while from College Station we have the following offering:

    Hip-hop artist Willie Northpole, however, offers hope in the form of a “black-brown alliance,” according to Marcos Del Hierro, from Texas A&M. I caught the thesis from the video: “they did it to the blacks, they did it to the natives.” The notion that borders are “fixed,” as the Tea Party maintains, is not a legitimate claim. Students study protest slogans like “the people united” in Spanish and “bodies”–protestors who create a “purposeful space” to “re-member” bodies “dismembered by colonization.”

    Those of you who have had the occasion to interview new college graduates seeking employment in the last 15 years or so will remember the sick feeling of realizing the young person in front of you has no clue how to write or communicate while your tax dollars have just funded most of his or her 4 year “education”.

    This is your post-modern, deconstructionist higher education system and it was announced this week American total college loan debt has, for the first time, exceeded total credit card debt in the USA.

  72. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Why Johnny and Jane Can’t Think or Write

    After spending four depressing days this month at a meeting of 3,000 writing teachers in Atlanta, I can tell you that their parent group, the Conference on College Composition and Communication, is not really interested in teaching students to write and communicate clearly. The group’s agenda, clear to me after sampling as many of the meeting’s 500 panels as I could, is devoted to disparaging grammar, logic, reason, evidence and fairness as instruments of white oppression. They believe rules of grammar discriminate against “marginalized” groups and restrict self-expression.

    and Texas was well-represented by Drew Loewe of St. Edwards University in Austin:

    After congratulating attendees for their intelligence proven by their contempt for Glenn Beck, Drew Loewe, from St. Edwards’ University, launched into what he saw as Beck’s misuse and misrepresentation of the word, “Constitution” (“’Constitution’ as Ideograph: What Hundreds of Glenn Beck Transcripts Can Teach Us”). Loewe’s study revealed that the word “Constitution” appears most often and functions thereby as a populist “ideograph,” a “wellspring for group consensus,” and therefore a building block for a certain ideology–in Beck’s case, “reactionary.” Even the historical and legal scholars on Beck’s program have nothing of substance to say about the Constitution, Loewe maintained.

    while from College Station we have the following offering:

    Hip-hop artist Willie Northpole, however, offers hope in the form of a “black-brown alliance,” according to Marcos Del Hierro, from Texas A&M. I caught the thesis from the video: “they did it to the blacks, they did it to the natives.” The notion that borders are “fixed,” as the Tea Party maintains, is not a legitimate claim. Students study protest slogans like “the people united” in Spanish and “bodies”–protestors who create a “purposeful space” to “re-member” bodies “dismembered by colonization.”

    Those of you who have had the occasion to interview new college graduates seeking employment in the last 15 years or so will remember the sick feeling of realizing the young person in front of you has no clue how to write or communicate while your tax dollars have just funded most of his or her 4 year “education”.
    This is your post-modern, deconstructionist higher education system and it was announced this week American total college loan debt has, for the first time, exceeded total credit card debt in the USA.

  73. Tedtam Avatar

    #36 El Gordita

    electric automobiles draw their power only from green sources or magically out of the ground someone’s a$$

    FIFY

  74. Tedtam Avatar

    #36 El Gordita

    electric automobiles draw their power only from green sources or magically out of the ground someone’s a$$

    FIFY

  75. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    38 Tedtam says:
    April 22, 2011 at 10:40 am
    #36 El Gordita

    electric automobiles draw their power only from green sources or magically out of the ground someone’s a unicorn’s a$$

    FIFY

    FIFTT

  76. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    38 Tedtam says:
    April 22, 2011 at 10:40 am
    #36 El Gordita

    electric automobiles draw their power only from green sources or magically out of the ground someone’s a unicorn’s a$$
    FIFY

    FIFTT

  77. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Is this Earth Day? Google has a silly nature scene logo, showing panda, penguins, and a lion. Very realistic.

  78. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Is this Earth Day? Google has a silly nature scene logo, showing panda, penguins, and a lion. Very realistic.

  79. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #16 Darren

    can I have a beer now that I’m Catholic?

    I thought LDS did not drink alcohol, am I wrong about that?

  80. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #16 Darren

    can I have a beer now that I’m Catholic?

    I thought LDS did not drink alcohol, am I wrong about that?

  81. El Gordo Avatar

    …it was announced this week American total college loan debt has, for the first time, exceeded total credit card debt in the USA.

    Saw that too. How nice is it going to be for those graduates getting out of school to find out that if they’re lucky enough to even find a job, it’s going to be making a pretty small salary. Nothing like starting out your professional life in debt hell, eh?

  82. Dooood Avatar

    …it was announced this week American total college loan debt has, for the first time, exceeded total credit card debt in the USA.

    Saw that too. How nice is it going to be for those graduates getting out of school to find out that if they’re lucky enough to even find a job, it’s going to be making a pretty small salary. Nothing like starting out your professional life in debt hell, eh?

  83. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    Tedtam 😀

  84. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Tedtam 😀

  85. Katfish Avatar

    #41 mh42
    He got nailed by some holy water yesterday.

  86. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #41 mh42
    He got nailed by some holy water yesterday.

  87. El Gordo Avatar

    In the 11 stringed video, I never saw him hit the lowest register (top o the neck) strings; I figger it is just too much of a stretch.

    Yeah, that’s kind of where I was going. It’s a cool novelty but ergonomically ridiculous.

  88. Dooood Avatar

    In the 11 stringed video, I never saw him hit the lowest register (top o the neck) strings; I figger it is just too much of a stretch.

    Yeah, that’s kind of where I was going. It’s a cool novelty but ergonomically ridiculous.

  89. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    I’m having a hard time understanding why our country’s financial condition will fall into disarray if we stop borrowing money – which can only occur if we cap off the debt limit. Congress cannot stop spending money because it is addicted to the high associated with a powerful position which can be retained by providing favors to the electorate which not penalizing other members of the electorate – so, spend the money but make sure it comes from a third party provider (think China, Japan, etc.) or even just printing a few extra notes (who would ever notice a few trillion in funny money given the scope of our finances) if necessary. Nobody ever borrowed themselves into prosperity. Even the Rep’s are again making noises about being willing to compromise to expand the debt limit, and this time they are expecting something more than just a few magic beans in return. We’re doomed unless the spigot is turned off and we figure out how to live within our means. Obama’s death panels are a start perhaps, but I think we can do better and still have people (other than the privileged few) living beyond age 65.

  90. El Gordo Avatar

    I’m having a hard time understanding why our country’s financial condition will fall into disarray if we stop borrowing money – which can only occur if we cap off the debt limit. Congress cannot stop spending money because it is addicted to the high associated with a powerful position which can be retained by providing favors to the electorate which not penalizing other members of the electorate – so, spend the money but make sure it comes from a third party provider (think China, Japan, etc.) or even just printing a few extra notes (who would ever notice a few trillion in funny money given the scope of our finances) if necessary. Nobody ever borrowed themselves into prosperity. Even the Rep’s are again making noises about being willing to compromise to expand the debt limit, and this time they are expecting something more than just a few magic beans in return. We’re doomed unless the spigot is turned off and we figure out how to live within our means. Obama’s death panels are a start perhaps, but I think we can do better and still have people (other than the privileged few) living beyond age 65.

  91. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Early Viagra?

    Yeah I know it is “Good Friday”.

  92. squawkbox Avatar

    Early Viagra?
    Yeah I know it is “Good Friday”.

  93. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    #42 –

    Nothing like starting out your professional life in debt hell, eh?

    Sadly Uncle Sam has trained them to accept “debt hell” as the freakin NORM!

    Jes shoot me NOW please!

  94. Katfish Avatar

    #42 –

    Nothing like starting out your professional life in debt hell, eh?

    Sadly Uncle Sam has trained them to accept “debt hell” as the freakin NORM!
    Jes shoot me NOW please!

  95. Dooood Avatar

    With applications to law and medical schools plunging this year, it is worth noting the top ten highest paid degrees for 2011 college graduates.

    The conventional wisdom of recent years has medical and legal fields as the highest paid, but it seems those career paths have been oversold and along with the rest of higher ed are collapsing with the bubble.

    According to the National Association of Colleges and Employers, the Top Ten starting salaries were:

    Chemical engineering $66,886

    Computer science $63,017

    Mechanical engineering $60,739

    Electrical/electronics & communications engineering $60,646

    Computer engineering $60,112

    Industrial/manufacturing engineering $58,549

    Systems engineering $57,497

    Engineering technology $57,176

    Information sciences & systems $56,868

    Business systems networking/telecommunications $56,808

    Hopefully, these students didn’t have to endure writing instruction from any of the professors mentioned in my post in #37.

  96. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    With applications to law and medical schools plunging this year, it is worth noting the top ten highest paid degrees for 2011 college graduates.
    The conventional wisdom of recent years has medical and legal fields as the highest paid, but it seems those career paths have been oversold and along with the rest of higher ed are collapsing with the bubble.
    According to the National Association of Colleges and Employers, the Top Ten starting salaries were:
    Chemical engineering $66,886
    Computer science $63,017
    Mechanical engineering $60,739
    Electrical/electronics & communications engineering $60,646
    Computer engineering $60,112
    Industrial/manufacturing engineering $58,549
    Systems engineering $57,497
    Engineering technology $57,176
    Information sciences & systems $56,868
    Business systems networking/telecommunications $56,808
    Hopefully, these students didn’t have to endure writing instruction from any of the professors mentioned in my post in #37.

  97. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    Nothing like starting out your professional life in debt hell, eh?

    The problem is that MOST of the kids get out with degrees that really adds little or nothing to their bottom line. That is to say if they could land a decent job at 18 and work hard to work their way up, by the time they turn 22-23 they would be making more than what the newly graduated kid makes. Also they’ll send most of their lives paying the debt off. And in the long run will not break even.

  98. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Nothing like starting out your professional life in debt hell, eh?

    The problem is that MOST of the kids get out with degrees that really adds little or nothing to their bottom line. That is to say if they could land a decent job at 18 and work hard to work their way up, by the time they turn 22-23 they would be making more than what the newly graduated kid makes. Also they’ll send most of their lives paying the debt off. And in the long run will not break even.

  99. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    Sadly Uncle Sam has trained them to accept “debt hell” as the freakin NORM!
    Jes shoot me NOW please!

    Don’t forget the unintended consequences that student loans caused. The cost of a college degree has shot up several hundred percent since they started. Now it’s impossible for a kid to work his/her way through school because it’s too dang expen$ive. 🙁

  100. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Sadly Uncle Sam has trained them to accept “debt hell” as the freakin NORM!
    Jes shoot me NOW please!

    Don’t forget the unintended consequences that student loans caused. The cost of a college degree has shot up several hundred percent since they started. Now it’s impossible for a kid to work his/her way through school because it’s too dang expen$ive. 🙁

  101. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    Dang is there nothing sacared? Easter Bunny: Public Enemy No. 1.

  102. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Dang is there nothing sacared? Easter Bunny: Public Enemy No. 1.

  103. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #44 Pyro

    He got nailed by some holy water yesterday.

    Yah, I saw that. But then Darren didn’t want to be Catholic if he couldn’t drink beer. But I thought he couldn’t drink beer anyway cuz the LDS I know say they don’t drink alcohol of any kind.

    Darren, do you work at a school? Don’t remember hearing that before.

  104. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #44 Pyro

    He got nailed by some holy water yesterday.

    Yah, I saw that. But then Darren didn’t want to be Catholic if he couldn’t drink beer. But I thought he couldn’t drink beer anyway cuz the LDS I know say they don’t drink alcohol of any kind.
    Darren, do you work at a school? Don’t remember hearing that before.

  105. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    mharper;

    I thought LDS did not drink alcohol, am I wrong about that?

    That is correct. But I’m Catholic now. 🙂

  106. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    mharper;

    I thought LDS did not drink alcohol, am I wrong about that?

    That is correct. But I’m Catholic now. 🙂

  107. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    mharper;

    Darren, do you work at a school? Don’t remember hearing that before.

    Yes.

  108. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    mharper;

    Darren, do you work at a school? Don’t remember hearing that before.

    Yes.

  109. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Texpat #37;

    (1) No substance on the Constitution from Glenn Beck?
    (2) The Tea Party claims the borders are fixed?

    What a sad state of affairs from today’s college graduates.

  110. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Texpat #37;
    (1) No substance on the Constitution from Glenn Beck?
    (2) The Tea Party claims the borders are fixed?
    What a sad state of affairs from today’s college graduates.

  111. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Squawk #47;

    I thought hippies were above and beyond the evil corporate greed. ❓

  112. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Squawk #47;
    I thought hippies were above and beyond the evil corporate greed. ❓

  113. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Hamous #18; TT #38;

    Funny. 🙂
    _____________________________________________________________________
    TT #29;

    Yes on how Breitbart takes the argument right to the opposition. I also liked hearing Breitbart’s political conversion story.

  114. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Hamous #18; TT #38;
    Funny. 🙂
    _____________________________________________________________________
    TT #29;
    Yes on how Breitbart takes the argument right to the opposition. I also liked hearing Breitbart’s political conversion story.

  115. Tedtam Avatar

    And for non-degreed professions, plumbing is right up there.

    And there is a steady decline in the number of tradesmen, especially plumbing. That’s one profession that will be able to name their price in about 15 years.

  116. Tedtam Avatar

    And for non-degreed professions, plumbing is right up there.
    And there is a steady decline in the number of tradesmen, especially plumbing. That’s one profession that will be able to name their price in about 15 years.

  117. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    49
    Engineers, engineers, engineers.
    But I thought we didn’t manufacture anything anymore.
    At least that’s the tired old commentary I keep hearing ad nauseum.

  118. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    49
    Engineers, engineers, engineers.
    But I thought we didn’t manufacture anything anymore.
    At least that’s the tired old commentary I keep hearing ad nauseum.

  119. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #60

    Perhaps the engineers spec things out here and then the actual manufacture is offshored to cheaper non-union labor?

  120. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #60
    Perhaps the engineers spec things out here and then the actual manufacture is offshored to cheaper non-union labor?

  121. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Super Dave

    Dang is there nothing sacared?

    Nothing might be.

  122. squawkbox Avatar

    Super Dave

    Dang is there nothing sacared?

    Nothing might be.

  123. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    I know this is gonna twist someone’s knickers……

    Happy Easter

  124. squawkbox Avatar

    I know this is gonna twist someone’s knickers……
    Happy Easter

  125. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    55 Darren says:
    April 22, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    mharper;

    Darren, do you work at a school? Don’t remember hearing that before.

    Yes.

    Is that “Yes I work at a school.” or is it “Yes you didn’t hear that before.”?

  126. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    55 Darren says:
    April 22, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    mharper;

    Darren, do you work at a school? Don’t remember hearing that before.

    Yes.

    Is that “Yes I work at a school.” or is it “Yes you didn’t hear that before.”?

  127. El Gordo Avatar

    But I thought we didn’t manufacture anything anymore.

    Manufacture shmanufacture. I just like to design stuff. Seeing it actually built is a total buzz kill!

    🙂

    Seriously though, saying that America doesn’t manufacture anything these days is a complete myth. In our case though, mechanical design is done in Canada, controls design done here in Houston, controls fabrication / assy done in Louisianna, and final assembly of the units done in Monterrey, Mexico. From there they are shipped to any number of places. Lots of activity in the far east these days. Actually, they do a good bit of fab over there in Singapore as well.

    Truly it is a global economy, but your point is correct. It’s not that we don’t manufacture anything here, it’s a question of what we manufacture here.

  128. Dooood Avatar

    But I thought we didn’t manufacture anything anymore.

    Manufacture shmanufacture. I just like to design stuff. Seeing it actually built is a total buzz kill!
    🙂
    Seriously though, saying that America doesn’t manufacture anything these days is a complete myth. In our case though, mechanical design is done in Canada, controls design done here in Houston, controls fabrication / assy done in Louisianna, and final assembly of the units done in Monterrey, Mexico. From there they are shipped to any number of places. Lots of activity in the far east these days. Actually, they do a good bit of fab over there in Singapore as well.
    Truly it is a global economy, but your point is correct. It’s not that we don’t manufacture anything here, it’s a question of what we manufacture here.

  129. El Gordo Avatar

    Yes, Darren has no bananas today.

  130. Dooood Avatar

    Yes, Darren has no bananas today.

  131. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #64 Sarge

    Is that “Yes I work at a school.” or is it “Yes you didn’t hear that before.”?

    I wondered why he was so terse. 🙂

  132. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #64 Sarge

    Is that “Yes I work at a school.” or is it “Yes you didn’t hear that before.”?

    I wondered why he was so terse. 🙂

  133. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    But I asked a “Is it A?” or “Is it B?” question here recently, and Tedtam answered “Yes”… 🙂

  134. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    But I asked a “Is it A?” or “Is it B?” question here recently, and Tedtam answered “Yes”… 🙂

  135. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Good Friday afternoon, Hamsters. At 6 we had the low for the day at 71, elevator going up since then. But amazingly it was breezy and comfortable enough to have lunch on the covered patio as the humidity is only 47%. The breeze started just around Sunup and has been growing steadily, now sending water from the sprinklers cascading in diamond mists much farther than customary. Newly planted flowerbeds have to be watered every other day, and plants in pots need it every day. Moving the sprinklers and keeping up with the plants = watering the elephants in time consumed and effort.

    Answer to the question of whether or not to plug in your Volt–or someone else’s in case you haven’t fallen for that enviro ruse. Given that some nuts think this is Earth Day and not Good Friday or that Earth Day falls on Easter Sunday, do plug a Volt into any handy tree. Guilt for your mere existence is assuaged with this simple action. Nevermind that trees have no outlets–that is obviously an oversight somewhere by Somebody. Carbon debt is wiped out–poof. Guilt is absolved. The few remaining functioning brain cells in your head can commune with jellybeans the Easter Bunny brings, once you comprehend that he is disguised as Kermit the Frog to fit in with the E.D. program.

    Carry on.

  136. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Good Friday afternoon, Hamsters. At 6 we had the low for the day at 71, elevator going up since then. But amazingly it was breezy and comfortable enough to have lunch on the covered patio as the humidity is only 47%. The breeze started just around Sunup and has been growing steadily, now sending water from the sprinklers cascading in diamond mists much farther than customary. Newly planted flowerbeds have to be watered every other day, and plants in pots need it every day. Moving the sprinklers and keeping up with the plants = watering the elephants in time consumed and effort.
    Answer to the question of whether or not to plug in your Volt–or someone else’s in case you haven’t fallen for that enviro ruse. Given that some nuts think this is Earth Day and not Good Friday or that Earth Day falls on Easter Sunday, do plug a Volt into any handy tree. Guilt for your mere existence is assuaged with this simple action. Nevermind that trees have no outlets–that is obviously an oversight somewhere by Somebody. Carbon debt is wiped out–poof. Guilt is absolved. The few remaining functioning brain cells in your head can commune with jellybeans the Easter Bunny brings, once you comprehend that he is disguised as Kermit the Frog to fit in with the E.D. program.
    Carry on.

  137. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Adee, is this the ED I think it is??

    to fit in with the E.D. program.

  138. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Adee, is this the ED I think it is??

    to fit in with the E.D. program.

  139. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Oh I get it now. EARTH DAY. Sorry, I was thinking Bob Dole…

    Never mind.

  140. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Oh I get it now. EARTH DAY. Sorry, I was thinking Bob Dole…
    Never mind.

  141. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    #36

    You obviously don’t know things like this or you would never even have to ask such a stupid question.

    El Gordo called me stoooo-pid!

    El Gordo’s got his feet on the cooo-ouch!

    El Gordo spit in my driiii-nnnk!

  142. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    #36

    You obviously don’t know things like this or you would never even have to ask such a stupid question.

    El Gordo called me stoooo-pid!
    El Gordo’s got his feet on the cooo-ouch!
    El Gordo spit in my driiii-nnnk!

  143. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Tim, Gordo — You boys settle down or Auntie Tedtam will settle you down. 🙂

  144. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Tim, Gordo — You boys settle down or Auntie Tedtam will settle you down. 🙂

  145. Tedtam Avatar

    it’s a question of what we manufacture here.

    Well, I know what’s manufactured in DC, ABC, CBS, and MSNBC.

    If I let it sit long enough, it’ll help make beautiful veggies and flowers.

  146. Tedtam Avatar

    it’s a question of what we manufacture here.

    Well, I know what’s manufactured in DC, ABC, CBS, and MSNBC.
    If I let it sit long enough, it’ll help make beautiful veggies and flowers.

  147. Tedtam Avatar

    #72 GJT / El Gordo

    El Gordo called me stoooo-pid!

    You better watch it, or a coupla mean black girls are gonna come and beat you up.

  148. Tedtam Avatar

    #72 GJT / El Gordo

    El Gordo called me stoooo-pid!

    You better watch it, or a coupla mean black girls are gonna come and beat you up.

  149. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    there is a steady decline in the number of tradesmen, especially plumbing. That’s one profession that will be able to name their price in about 15 years.

    They already do. My back was killing me and I had to call “John Moore” out to set a toilet for me. $40.00 for the service call and $90 bucks to set the loo. i provided EVERYTHING except the tools and strong back. He was in and out in less than 10 minutes.

    I am not slamming John Moore plumbing here. In fact I gotta commend them cause before they do anything they show you a fee schedule for any service they provide.

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  150. squawkbox Avatar

    there is a steady decline in the number of tradesmen, especially plumbing. That’s one profession that will be able to name their price in about 15 years.

    They already do. My back was killing me and I had to call “John Moore” out to set a toilet for me. $40.00 for the service call and $90 bucks to set the loo. i provided EVERYTHING except the tools and strong back. He was in and out in less than 10 minutes.
    I am not slamming John Moore plumbing here. In fact I gotta commend them cause before they do anything they show you a fee schedule for any service they provide.
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  151. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    #71 mharper42

    Oh I get it now. EARTH DAY. Sorry, I was thinking Bob Dole…

    Never mind.

    Yup, my first thought prezactly. Great Preverted Minds think alike.

  152. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #71 mharper42

    Oh I get it now. EARTH DAY. Sorry, I was thinking Bob Dole…
    Never mind.

    Yup, my first thought prezactly. Great Preverted Minds think alike.

  153. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    Squawkster

    “John Moore” out to set a toilet for me. $40.00 for the service call and $90 bucks to set the loo.

    I’d say you got of pretty easy, ‘specially this day in time. 😉

  154. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Squawkster

    “John Moore” out to set a toilet for me. $40.00 for the service call and $90 bucks to set the loo.

    I’d say you got of pretty easy, ‘specially this day in time. 😉

  155. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Shannon #60;

    But I thought we didn’t manufacture anything anymore.
    At least that’s the tired old commentary I keep hearing ad nauseum.

    I agree. As we speak the Federal Reserve is manufacturing a huge financial crisis.

  156. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Shannon #60;

    But I thought we didn’t manufacture anything anymore.
    At least that’s the tired old commentary I keep hearing ad nauseum.

    I agree. As we speak the Federal Reserve is manufacturing a huge financial crisis.

  157. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Hypocrisy at its best from Texpat’s link in #37

    Such political partisanship was accompanied by a presumed effort to present knowledge, “in a broader way,” as it was in “Writing the Real World of Student Work.” The “work” of students employing “hand-mind knowledge” in menial jobs like burger-flipping should be “honored” in the classroom, said a co-director of a “Poverty Studies” program. We need to “think critically about how dirty work can be reframed, recalibrated, or refocused to honor all work and workers,” we were told. The paper “’Wage Slaves’ Speak Out: Midwestern Monologues,” modeled on the Vagina Monologues, similarly illustrated how such “performance” can replace the old worker-unfriendly rhetoric.

    It is so refreshing to know that those mean, nasty, conservatives do not value hard work and menial jobs. Those meanies only know how to HATE! They only know how to keep the little guy down.

    /sarc off

  158. TexMo Avatar
    TexMo

    Hypocrisy at its best from Texpat’s link in #37

    Such political partisanship was accompanied by a presumed effort to present knowledge, “in a broader way,” as it was in “Writing the Real World of Student Work.” The “work” of students employing “hand-mind knowledge” in menial jobs like burger-flipping should be “honored” in the classroom, said a co-director of a “Poverty Studies” program. We need to “think critically about how dirty work can be reframed, recalibrated, or refocused to honor all work and workers,” we were told. The paper “’Wage Slaves’ Speak Out: Midwestern Monologues,” modeled on the Vagina Monologues, similarly illustrated how such “performance” can replace the old worker-unfriendly rhetoric.

    It is so refreshing to know that those mean, nasty, conservatives do not value hard work and menial jobs. Those meanies only know how to HATE! They only know how to keep the little guy down.
    /sarc off

  159. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Dude #66;

    Yes, Darren has no bananas today.

    Don’t you mean crazy monkeys? 😉

  160. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Dude #66;

    Yes, Darren has no bananas today.

    Don’t you mean crazy monkeys? 😉

  161. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Sarge;

    Yes for both I guess.
    _______________________________________________________________________
    mharper;

    I wondered why he was so terse.

    Honey, I’m a social conservative. It runs in the blood.

  162. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Sarge;
    Yes for both I guess.
    _______________________________________________________________________
    mharper;

    I wondered why he was so terse.

    Honey, I’m a social conservative. It runs in the blood.

  163. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Super Dave
    Yup. That was 5 years ago. My folks had a really bad clog in the pipes underground going to the septic and called them out. It cost them $150 for the guy to snake the pipe, Took about 20 minutes.

    I think John Moore is a pretty fair company to deal with. Independents will charge much more and you never know when they are going to get there. These guys arrived within 20 minutes of their appointed time.

  164. squawkbox Avatar

    Super Dave
    Yup. That was 5 years ago. My folks had a really bad clog in the pipes underground going to the septic and called them out. It cost them $150 for the guy to snake the pipe, Took about 20 minutes.
    I think John Moore is a pretty fair company to deal with. Independents will charge much more and you never know when they are going to get there. These guys arrived within 20 minutes of their appointed time.

  165. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Squawk & Super Dave;

    Mrs. Darren and I have been financially blessed. Not only have we never paid for a bed, mattress, table, chair, or sofa, we’ve never paid for a toilet. And we’ve had two replaced. Somehow there’s always been someone willing to offer us these things when we’ve needed them.

    UPDATE: In fact, the computer seat I’m on right now is one that a neighbor had out on te curb to throw away some two years ago. It’s a crappy chair but it does its job.

  166. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Squawk & Super Dave;
    Mrs. Darren and I have been financially blessed. Not only have we never paid for a bed, mattress, table, chair, or sofa, we’ve never paid for a toilet. And we’ve had two replaced. Somehow there’s always been someone willing to offer us these things when we’ve needed them.
    UPDATE: In fact, the computer seat I’m on right now is one that a neighbor had out on te curb to throw away some two years ago. It’s a crappy chair but it does its job.

  167. Tedtam Avatar

    What a lot of people don’t see in those prices are the overhead costs. We have to carry $1M insurance with the city, not to mention the expense of our equipment (and for the work we do, it’s heavy equipment), the repair/maintenance of the equipment, payroll costs and taxes (of course), and the other crap we have to deal with.

    Hubby has had a customer refuse to pay him for unstopping his sewer, saying that since he was only there for ten minutes, he didn’t owe him the full amount. I’d like for him to see how many sewers hubby’s had to unstop to get good enough to do it in ten minutes. Hubby had a coworker go through the same thing. Coworker had some leftover dry concrete in the truck. The customer agreed to pay the bill when he began pouring the concrete in the sewer line. Coworker just told him not to worry about the bill. That customer ended up having to replace part of his sewer line.

    And he got away with it.

  168. Tedtam Avatar

    What a lot of people don’t see in those prices are the overhead costs. We have to carry $1M insurance with the city, not to mention the expense of our equipment (and for the work we do, it’s heavy equipment), the repair/maintenance of the equipment, payroll costs and taxes (of course), and the other crap we have to deal with.
    Hubby has had a customer refuse to pay him for unstopping his sewer, saying that since he was only there for ten minutes, he didn’t owe him the full amount. I’d like for him to see how many sewers hubby’s had to unstop to get good enough to do it in ten minutes. Hubby had a coworker go through the same thing. Coworker had some leftover dry concrete in the truck. The customer agreed to pay the bill when he began pouring the concrete in the sewer line. Coworker just told him not to worry about the bill. That customer ended up having to replace part of his sewer line.
    And he got away with it.

  169. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    How cumzittis the Europeans get all the good stuff?

  170. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Tedtam
    Let me punctuate my comment. I think the price “John Moore” charged was fair. Before he started the work I KNEW exactly what my costs were going to be. I could have sent him packing if i did not like the charge. The lady I spoke with on the phone told me straight up there was a $40 service charge in addition to the labor no matter what if the guy drove all the out here to the sticks.

    You customer was a DEADBEAT basshole.

  171. squawkbox Avatar

    Tedtam
    Let me punctuate my comment. I think the price “John Moore” charged was fair. Before he started the work I KNEW exactly what my costs were going to be. I could have sent him packing if i did not like the charge. The lady I spoke with on the phone told me straight up there was a $40 service charge in addition to the labor no matter what if the guy drove all the out here to the sticks.
    You customer was a DEADBEAT basshole.

  172. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Heh

    Do I need a plumber to get my last comment out of HAL?

  173. squawkbox Avatar

    Heh
    Do I need a plumber to get my last comment out of HAL?

  174. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    *Good Friday Cultural Music Break*

    I’d say pretty fancy blowing for a pretty FANCY HALL!!

  175. Katfish Avatar

    *Good Friday Cultural Music Break*
    I’d say pretty fancy blowing for a pretty FANCY HALL!!

  176. El Gordo Avatar

    Don’t you mean crazy monkeys?

    Affirmative, sir. They can be found at the places Tedtam lists:

    DC, ABC, CBS, and MSNBC

  177. Dooood Avatar

    Don’t you mean crazy monkeys?

    Affirmative, sir. They can be found at the places Tedtam lists:

    DC, ABC, CBS, and MSNBC

  178. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

    Does that really need to be asked?
    Do I really need someone to explain the disposal procedure?

    /All in the name of protecting the Earth.
    Good grief we are in deeper bovine processed hay than I had thought.

  179. squawkbox Avatar

    ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
    Does that really need to be asked?
    Do I really need someone to explain the disposal procedure?
    /All in the name of protecting the Earth.
    Good grief we are in deeper bovine processed hay than I had thought.

  180. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    #85 Tedtam

    You will have to explain the concept of overhead to the masses until you are blue in the face. It always took quite a bit of self control to calmly explain to a customer that, “No, I do not get to keep 100% of what you just gave me.”

  181. TexMo Avatar
    TexMo

    #85 Tedtam
    You will have to explain the concept of overhead to the masses until you are blue in the face. It always took quite a bit of self control to calmly explain to a customer that, “No, I do not get to keep 100% of what you just gave me.”

  182. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    By gosh there is an app for that.

  183. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    i think it was the word basshole that caused HAL to eat my comment.

  184. squawkbox Avatar

    i think it was the word basshole that caused HAL to eat my comment.

  185. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Yupi Hall eats “bassholes”. And here I thought HAL was a vegetarian.

  186. squawkbox Avatar

    Yupi Hall eats “bassholes”. And here I thought HAL was a vegetarian.

  187. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Messing with HAL is funny.

  188. squawkbox Avatar

    Messing with HAL is funny.

  189. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    #86 Squawkster

    How cumzittis the Europeans get all the good stuff?

    Because they need it? 😈

  190. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #86 Squawkster

    How cumzittis the Europeans get all the good stuff?

    Because they need it? 😈

  191. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Hmmmm My diagnosis

    You can get diagnosed here

    Often concerned with right and wrong, and punctilious in expressing it, you are best represented by the Customs Agent or the IRS inspector. Initially seen by others as cold or uncaring, you are difficult for those more spontaneous members of society to understand. You are extremely stable, responsible and dependable. You manifest an amazing ability to concentrate on the issue at hand, and are difficult to distract from issues that are important. You manifest a great sense of loyalty to your employers and your government. You tend to show love through a display of committed works, believing that actions speak louder than words. You are also resistant to change and tend to believe that the old ways are best. If a behavior has been successful in the past, why would anyone want to change? You work best in a controlled environment.

  192. squawkbox Avatar

    Hmmmm My diagnosis
    You can get diagnosed here

    Often concerned with right and wrong, and punctilious in expressing it, you are best represented by the Customs Agent or the IRS inspector. Initially seen by others as cold or uncaring, you are difficult for those more spontaneous members of society to understand. You are extremely stable, responsible and dependable. You manifest an amazing ability to concentrate on the issue at hand, and are difficult to distract from issues that are important. You manifest a great sense of loyalty to your employers and your government. You tend to show love through a display of committed works, believing that actions speak louder than words. You are also resistant to change and tend to believe that the old ways are best. If a behavior has been successful in the past, why would anyone want to change? You work best in a controlled environment.

  193. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    #97

    I knew it! A big gubment goon fuddy-duddy.

  194. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    #97
    I knew it! A big gubment goon fuddy-duddy.

  195. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    I thought you recycled used condoms at kids birthday partys.

  196. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    I thought you recycled used condoms at kids birthday partys.

  197. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    hunnerd

  198. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    GJT

    I knew it! A big gubment goon fuddy-duddy.

    Yeah I winced when I saw that. 😉

  199. squawkbox Avatar

    GJT

    I knew it! A big gubment goon fuddy-duddy.

    Yeah I winced when I saw that. 😉

  200. Dooood Avatar

    GJT

    You got bumped when HAL finally let go of the spambucket. He and I got in a wrasslin match this time.

  201. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    GJT
    You got bumped when HAL finally let go of the spambucket. He and I got in a wrasslin match this time.

  202. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    Ahh man! Tooter jacking with HAL ruint my day.

  203. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Ahh man! Tooter jacking with HAL ruint my day.

  204. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    105
    Texpat

    Yeah Hal does not like the word basshole.

    /BOHICA

    Shame, shame

  205. squawkbox Avatar

    105
    Texpat
    Yeah Hal does not like the word basshole.
    /BOHICA
    Shame, shame

  206. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    I’ll quit. I have had my fun with HAL, for now. 🙂

    /Retirement from moderator duties is so much fun.

  207. squawkbox Avatar

    I’ll quit. I have had my fun with HAL, for now. 🙂
    /Retirement from moderator duties is so much fun.

  208. Katfish Avatar

    HAL retired.

    You’re messin’ with Granny Hamous.

  209. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    HAL retired.
    You’re messin’ with Granny Hamous.

  210. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    GJT

    Ahh man! Tooter jacking with HAL ruint my day.

    I owe ya a day then. I will never cheat you out of it, prolly will never get ya a new day, but I will always owe ya one. This way you will know where the day is and never have to worry about where the day has gone. Just call me and I will tell you where the day is.

  211. squawkbox Avatar

    GJT

    Ahh man! Tooter jacking with HAL ruint my day.

    I owe ya a day then. I will never cheat you out of it, prolly will never get ya a new day, but I will always owe ya one. This way you will know where the day is and never have to worry about where the day has gone. Just call me and I will tell you where the day is.

  212. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    You’re messin’ with Granny Hamous.

    Bout time HAL retired. Granny Hamous might offer me some new challenges…… like ummmm bass holes.

  213. squawkbox Avatar

    You’re messin’ with Granny Hamous.

    Bout time HAL retired. Granny Hamous might offer me some new challenges…… like ummmm bass holes.

  214. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Awwww yes the power of a space.

  215. squawkbox Avatar

    Awwww yes the power of a space.

  216. Katfish Avatar

    #100 tooter

    Thoughtful to the extreme, you are often obsessed with perfection and the rules governing your own personal interests. Your world is black and white. You love to work within a logical system, such as language, computer programming, or mathematics. Manipulating a system that can be completely understood is a distinct pleasure to you, because of your confidence in the underlying veracity of your belief system. Because of your appreciation for logic and order, those who speak or think in a sloppy manner are apt to generate more than their share of wrath. Although very amiable, you are not drawn to friendships out of a sense of personal need. You are just as happy by yourself with a good book or puzzle. Because you are so involved with thought, you will on occasion have difficulty dealing with the day-to-day problems of a normal life. Taking out the trash, doing the dishes, these are often left until the last possible moment, if at all.

  217. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #100 tooter

    Thoughtful to the extreme, you are often obsessed with perfection and the rules governing your own personal interests. Your world is black and white. You love to work within a logical system, such as language, computer programming, or mathematics. Manipulating a system that can be completely understood is a distinct pleasure to you, because of your confidence in the underlying veracity of your belief system. Because of your appreciation for logic and order, those who speak or think in a sloppy manner are apt to generate more than their share of wrath. Although very amiable, you are not drawn to friendships out of a sense of personal need. You are just as happy by yourself with a good book or puzzle. Because you are so involved with thought, you will on occasion have difficulty dealing with the day-to-day problems of a normal life. Taking out the trash, doing the dishes, these are often left until the last possible moment, if at all.

  218. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    #110 (or whatever it’s gonna end up being)

    😀 Ok, no one could ruin my whole day, that moment maybe. Just owe me a moment.

  219. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    #110 (or whatever it’s gonna end up being)
    😀 Ok, no one could ruin my whole day, that moment maybe. Just owe me a moment.

  220. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Taking out the trash, doing the dishes, these are often left until the last possible moment, if at all.

    Heck that just says you are a guy.

  221. squawkbox Avatar

    Taking out the trash, doing the dishes, these are often left until the last possible moment, if at all.

    Heck that just says you are a guy.

  222. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    GJT

    Ok, no one could ruin my whole day, that moment maybe. Just owe me a moment.

    Ohhhh No. It is the whole day or nothing. Moments are too easily lost. I ain’t even going to try to keep up with no moments.

  223. squawkbox Avatar

    GJT

    Ok, no one could ruin my whole day, that moment maybe. Just owe me a moment.

    Ohhhh No. It is the whole day or nothing. Moments are too easily lost. I ain’t even going to try to keep up with no moments.

  224. El Gordo Avatar

    Well I got the exact answer WagonDude got. Should that frighten me?

  225. Dooood Avatar

    Well I got the exact answer WagonDude got. Should that frighten me?

  226. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    Obama celebrates “Earth Day” Earth Day Ends Obama’s 53,300 Gallon Trip.

    President Obama declared today’s 41st annual Earth Day proof of America’s ecological and conservation spirit—then completed a three-day campaign-style trip logging 10,666 miles on Air Force One, eating up some 53,300 gallons at a cost of about $180,000. And that doesn’t include the fuel consumption of his helicopter, limo, or the 29 other vehicles that travel with that car.

    BUTT, he wants me to drive a Yugo.

  227. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Obama celebrates “Earth Day” Earth Day Ends Obama’s 53,300 Gallon Trip.

    President Obama declared today’s 41st annual Earth Day proof of America’s ecological and conservation spirit—then completed a three-day campaign-style trip logging 10,666 miles on Air Force One, eating up some 53,300 gallons at a cost of about $180,000. And that doesn’t include the fuel consumption of his helicopter, limo, or the 29 other vehicles that travel with that car.

    BUTT, he wants me to drive a Yugo.

  228. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    #105;

    According to the documentary video, Texpat had to move quickly and throw plenty of body jabs. HAL Jr. almost had the former Texas Patriot but Texpat persisted, did not give up and in the end HAL Jr. gave.

    LINK

  229. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    #105;
    According to the documentary video, Texpat had to move quickly and throw plenty of body jabs. HAL Jr. almost had the former Texas Patriot but Texpat persisted, did not give up and in the end HAL Jr. gave.
    LINK

  230. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    Moments are too easily lost

    Ahh, but there are those moments. Like that time in 8th grade when a gust of wind caught Linda K_ _ _t’s skirt……..

  231. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Moments are too easily lost

    Ahh, but there are those moments. Like that time in 8th grade when a gust of wind caught Linda K_ _ _t’s skirt……..

  232. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #92 Squawk

    As long as they don’t make condoms that biodegrade like the leaf bags now required in Houston city limits… Those things biodegrade in the package.

  233. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #92 Squawk
    As long as they don’t make condoms that biodegrade like the leaf bags now required in Houston city limits… Those things biodegrade in the package.

  234. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    mharper42
    #123
    Now there is vision dancing in my head that can only get me in trouble. Can you imagine the hot and bothered couple making their way into the room, she fumbling with the packaging finally getting it open and a blob of spooge oozes out of the package?

    (Preemptive strike)
    No bunsonburner, the condom package not the …….. oh never mind.
    (End preemptive strike)

  235. squawkbox Avatar

    mharper42
    #123
    Now there is vision dancing in my head that can only get me in trouble. Can you imagine the hot and bothered couple making their way into the room, she fumbling with the packaging finally getting it open and a blob of spooge oozes out of the package?
    (Preemptive strike)
    No bunsonburner, the condom package not the …….. oh never mind.
    (End preemptive strike)

  236. Robert M Avatar
    Robert M

    Oh. My. Word. I have a sign on the front door and to the left of the front door:
    NO SOLICITING
    Definition: To Make a Request of Demand for Something to Somebody
    This includes anyone who wants to “SHOW” us something.

    Do ya think it works? Noooooooo. A guy just came in, told us that he saw our sign but wanted to know if we wanted to purchase a golf package. Sigh……

  237. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    Oh. My. Word. I have a sign on the front door and to the left of the front door:
    NO SOLICITING
    Definition: To Make a Request of Demand for Something to Somebody
    This includes anyone who wants to “SHOW” us something.
    Do ya think it works? Noooooooo. A guy just came in, told us that he saw our sign but wanted to know if we wanted to purchase a golf package. Sigh……

  238. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Southern Tragedy
    You coulda bought it and given to me for an early (really early) birthday present. 🙂

  239. squawkbox Avatar

    Southern Tragedy
    You coulda bought it and given to me for an early (really early) birthday present. 🙂

  240. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Note to teenager i just saw on TV:

    It is not necessary to say “like” every third word of a sentence.

  241. squawkbox Avatar

    Note to teenager i just saw on TV:
    It is not necessary to say “like” every third word of a sentence.

  242. Tedtam Avatar

    Aggie Beau has just called to inform me that Lovely Daughter is being attacked by a crazed pigeon. It seems that several well-placed swat that put the feathered fiend firmly against the wall has finally convinced it to pause in its attempts to skewer my daughter with its beak.

    AB and I are both laughing. Lovely is not so amused.

  243. Tedtam Avatar

    Aggie Beau has just called to inform me that Lovely Daughter is being attacked by a crazed pigeon. It seems that several well-placed swat that put the feathered fiend firmly against the wall has finally convinced it to pause in its attempts to skewer my daughter with its beak.
    AB and I are both laughing. Lovely is not so amused.

  244. Robert M Avatar
    Robert M

    #129: 🙂 Make her watch “The Birds”. She’ll be scarred for life.

    OK. I hate chickens. I despise roosters even more. I told the girls iffin’ they built a coop, they could have a couple. Sadly, the project is almost finished. It still needs a roof. They brought 4 chicks home today. (we’re keeping them in a cage) I ran home expecting them to have bought the chicks that were dyed at 3 times the price, plus prolly inbred. Nope. They bought them at the feed store. 2 yellows, 1 black and yellow and of course, a ginger. They love gingers.

    Does anyone know how to tell if it’s a rooster as a chick? They only way I can tell is by the comb. Roosters will be eaten. At least the feed store sells them almost all year round. I don’t know nuttin’ about no chickens. Tips would be helpful and appreciated. We’ve got them on starter feed and I know that they can become pets. That’s all I know. /cue in that headless chicken photo from Hambone in fiiiiiive, fooooouuuuur……threeeee

  245. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    #129: 🙂 Make her watch “The Birds”. She’ll be scarred for life.
    OK. I hate chickens. I despise roosters even more. I told the girls iffin’ they built a coop, they could have a couple. Sadly, the project is almost finished. It still needs a roof. They brought 4 chicks home today. (we’re keeping them in a cage) I ran home expecting them to have bought the chicks that were dyed at 3 times the price, plus prolly inbred. Nope. They bought them at the feed store. 2 yellows, 1 black and yellow and of course, a ginger. They love gingers.
    Does anyone know how to tell if it’s a rooster as a chick? They only way I can tell is by the comb. Roosters will be eaten. At least the feed store sells them almost all year round. I don’t know nuttin’ about no chickens. Tips would be helpful and appreciated. We’ve got them on starter feed and I know that they can become pets. That’s all I know. /cue in that headless chicken photo from Hambone in fiiiiiive, fooooouuuuur……threeeee

  246. Hamous Avatar

    First-year students at Texas A&M Vet school were attending their first

    anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery

    table with the body covered with a white sheet.

    The professor started the class by telling them, “In Veterinary Medicine,

    it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is

    that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.”

    For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the

    butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. “Go ahead

    and do the same thing,” he told his students.

    The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took

    turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and
    sucking on it.

    When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, “The second most

    important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my

    index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life’s tough, but it’s even tougher

    if you’re stupid.”

  247. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    First-year students at Texas A&M Vet school were attending their first
    anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery
    table with the body covered with a white sheet.
    The professor started the class by telling them, “In Veterinary Medicine,
    it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is
    that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.”
    For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the
    butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. “Go ahead
    and do the same thing,” he told his students.
    The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took
    turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and
    sucking on it.
    When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, “The second most
    important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my
    index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life’s tough, but it’s even tougher
    if you’re stupid.”

  248. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    Does anyone know how to tell if it’s a rooster as a chick?

    ST It’s not easy, but if you hold the chick upside down and gently, I SAID GENTLY, squeeze his/her Cloaca with your finger tips, (warning he/she WILL poop at this time) and LQQk for a small tit/bump close to the exit. If you see it, that would be a rooster, but it’s real hard to tell for sure unless you’re an expert. If it were me, I’d wait about 6 months and have fried chicken if any became roosters. What do you have to lose? 😉

  249. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Does anyone know how to tell if it’s a rooster as a chick?

    ST It’s not easy, but if you hold the chick upside down and gently, I SAID GENTLY, squeeze his/her Cloaca with your finger tips, (warning he/she WILL poop at this time) and LQQk for a small tit/bump close to the exit. If you see it, that would be a rooster, but it’s real hard to tell for sure unless you’re an expert. If it were me, I’d wait about 6 months and have fried chicken if any became roosters. What do you have to lose? 😉

  250. meglettx Avatar

    Ran 120 rounds thru my Model 39 S&W 9mm at the range today. That’s a sweet little handgun that I carry around with me just in case.

    Got a new hunting toy today too. Bought a new Garmin 60 CSx GPS a while back and then bought a memory card from HuntingGPSmaps.com that has all the topo and public/private land maps for Colorado. Man, that map feature is SWEET!

    Eased down to Boyd’s One Stop in Texas City and bought 15lbs of fresh 9-12 headed shrimp.

    It was just all good today. The testosterone is flowing at warp speed.

  251. Lawrence Avatar
    Lawrence

    Ran 120 rounds thru my Model 39 S&W 9mm at the range today. That’s a sweet little handgun that I carry around with me just in case.
    Got a new hunting toy today too. Bought a new Garmin 60 CSx GPS a while back and then bought a memory card from HuntingGPSmaps.com that has all the topo and public/private land maps for Colorado. Man, that map feature is SWEET!
    Eased down to Boyd’s One Stop in Texas City and bought 15lbs of fresh 9-12 headed shrimp.
    It was just all good today. The testosterone is flowing at warp speed.

  252. Robert M Avatar
    Robert M

    I’m not even sure I want to know what a Cloaca is, butt I’m guessing it’s a rooster b@ll? They have those and rooster eggs on the menu at The Red Rooster in Cleveland. I had to ask……

    Thanks, shuuuug. I don’t mind fried rooster, rooster shish-kabobs, bbq’d rooster, rooster soup………I used to lay awake at night, as the neighbors were crowing, and thinking of recipes. Too bad the coyotes ate them first.

  253. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    I’m not even sure I want to know what a Cloaca is, butt I’m guessing it’s a rooster b@ll? They have those and rooster eggs on the menu at The Red Rooster in Cleveland. I had to ask……
    Thanks, shuuuug. I don’t mind fried rooster, rooster shish-kabobs, bbq’d rooster, rooster soup………I used to lay awake at night, as the neighbors were crowing, and thinking of recipes. Too bad the coyotes ate them first.

  254. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    bought 15lbs of fresh 9-12 headed shrimp.

    Oh man the oil really did have a bad effect on the shrimp if they have 9-12 heads.
    Okay i know that was bad. Been a long hot day.

  255. squawkbox Avatar

    bought 15lbs of fresh 9-12 headed shrimp.

    Oh man the oil really did have a bad effect on the shrimp if they have 9-12 heads.
    Okay i know that was bad. Been a long hot day.

  256. Robert M Avatar
    Robert M

    Eased down to Boyd’s One Stop in Texas City

    A-HAH! I knew that you were a Dyke. I jist knew it. Congrats on the new toy, shuuug. Have they opened up to fish there yet?

  257. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    Eased down to Boyd’s One Stop in Texas City

    A-HAH! I knew that you were a Dyke. I jist knew it. Congrats on the new toy, shuuug. Have they opened up to fish there yet?

  258. Katfish Avatar

    I know that they can become pets

    Ya gotta name them appropriately – like “soup stock 1”, “fryer”, “the egg factory”.

    You know, like when you name a horse “glue bucket” or “pinned frites lard”.

  259. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Roosters will be eaten.

    Man hater
    🙂

  260. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    I know that they can become pets

    Ya gotta name them appropriately – like “soup stock 1”, “fryer”, “the egg factory”.
    You know, like when you name a horse “glue bucket” or “pinned frites lard”.

  261. squawkbox Avatar

    Roosters will be eaten.

    Man hater
    🙂

  262. Robert M Avatar
    Robert M

    I’ll take 9-12 headed shrimp over sewage raised fresh water Asian shrimps, any day. 😉

  263. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    I’ll take 9-12 headed shrimp over sewage raised fresh water Asian shrimps, any day. 😉

  264. meglettx Avatar

    Nothing like light sweet BP crude to cure what ails ya!

    I was at a meeting a couple of years back and one of the guys in attendance was complaining about the smell of some new drilling rigs out on I-10 west of town. Another guy at the meeting that was in the oil and gas bidness just looked at him, smiled and said “Smells like money to me.”

  265. Lawrence Avatar
    Lawrence

    Nothing like light sweet BP crude to cure what ails ya!
    I was at a meeting a couple of years back and one of the guys in attendance was complaining about the smell of some new drilling rigs out on I-10 west of town. Another guy at the meeting that was in the oil and gas bidness just looked at him, smiled and said “Smells like money to me.”

  266. Katfish Avatar

    Man hater

    I thought that had been clearly established long ago.

  267. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Man hater

    I thought that had been clearly established long ago.

  268. Robert M Avatar
    Robert M

    Hey Pyro: Stick your finger up a dead cow’s butt……./harumph

    Off to bond with the newest members of the fam. I hope I don’t accidentally touch their Cloaca…….

  269. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    Hey Pyro: Stick your finger up a dead cow’s butt……./harumph
    Off to bond with the newest members of the fam. I hope I don’t accidentally touch their Cloaca…….

  270. meglettx Avatar

    I’m not sure, but I know some dudes that would probably pay some pretty good money if you touched their cloaca!

  271. Lawrence Avatar
    Lawrence

    I’m not sure, but I know some dudes that would probably pay some pretty good money if you touched their cloaca!

  272. meglettx Avatar

    Cloaca – The “C” Spot

    Almost as hard for men to find as The “G” Spot.

  273. Lawrence Avatar
    Lawrence

    Cloaca – The “C” Spot
    Almost as hard for men to find as The “G” Spot.

  274. Tedtam Avatar

    Cloaca – is that anywhere near the Wang?

  275. Tedtam Avatar

    Cloaca – is that anywhere near the Wang?

  276. meglettx Avatar

    I expect MHarper69 to pop in about now and note how chauvinistically disgusting I am and how Hambo needs to go ahead and banish me to BoboWorld.

  277. Lawrence Avatar
    Lawrence

    I expect MHarper69 to pop in about now and note how chauvinistically disgusting I am and how Hambo needs to go ahead and banish me to BoboWorld.

  278. Tedtam Avatar

    Bob lives in his own little world.

    But they know him there, so he’ll be okay.

  279. Tedtam Avatar

    Bob lives in his own little world.
    But they know him there, so he’ll be okay.

  280. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    #133 Lawrence, I bet that you’ve had that Model 39 for many moons. The Model 39 and the Browning 9 MM High Power were the most popular, out of the few available, 9 MM’s on the market for many years. This was back when the 38 special was the weapon of choice for all of the police and the 357 was for the Highway Patrol. Of course there were a lot of 1911 45’s but most police dept didn’t allow their use. They were mostly use by local Sheriff depts. Now the 9’s dominate, thanks to modern hollow point bullets. Beats the He!! out of the old hardball stuff. Anywho any day shootin’ is a GOOD GREAT DAY! 😉

  281. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #133 Lawrence, I bet that you’ve had that Model 39 for many moons. The Model 39 and the Browning 9 MM High Power were the most popular, out of the few available, 9 MM’s on the market for many years. This was back when the 38 special was the weapon of choice for all of the police and the 357 was for the Highway Patrol. Of course there were a lot of 1911 45’s but most police dept didn’t allow their use. They were mostly use by local Sheriff depts. Now the 9’s dominate, thanks to modern hollow point bullets. Beats the He!! out of the old hardball stuff. Anywho any day shootin’ is a GOOD GREAT DAY! 😉

  282. Hamous Avatar

    #144 Queen Tinkles: Ifn you lead them just a hair they drop like dead. . . . . . ., well you know.
    I’m signing off until the sun sets tomorrow -Shabbat Shalom y’all

  283. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #144 Queen Tinkles: Ifn you lead them just a hair they drop like dead. . . . . . ., well you know.
    I’m signing off until the sun sets tomorrow -Shabbat Shalom y’all

  284. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    ST

    I’m not even sure I want to know what a Cloaca is,

    That would the exit port of the bird, it’s not an anus because it’s used for poop, pee and sex. Dang,…I think it’s time to end this discussion. 😉

  285. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    ST

    I’m not even sure I want to know what a Cloaca is,

    That would the exit port of the bird, it’s not an anus because it’s used for poop, pee and sex. Dang,…I think it’s time to end this discussion. 😉

  286. Tedtam Avatar

    Now THAT’S what I call multitasking!

  287. Tedtam Avatar

    Now THAT’S what I call multitasking!

  288. Tedtam Avatar

    I would never have understood this if I had not started watching Dr. Who.

    Now, it’s just funny.

  289. Tedtam Avatar

    I would never have understood this if I had not started watching Dr. Who.
    Now, it’s just funny.

  290. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    ST, don’t give those baby chicks names until you get a roof on their coop. All kinds of nightlife would eat ’em up in a heartbeat.

  291. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    ST, don’t give those baby chicks names until you get a roof on their coop. All kinds of nightlife would eat ’em up in a heartbeat.

  292. meglettx Avatar

    The Model 39 belonged to a family member that was in the Sheriff Reserve many years ago. It was his service weapon.

  293. Lawrence Avatar
    Lawrence

    The Model 39 belonged to a family member that was in the Sheriff Reserve many years ago. It was his service weapon.

  294. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #135 Squawk

    Oh man the oil really did have a bad effect on the shrimp if they have 9-12 heads.Okay i know that was bad.

    Ok, if that’s not it, then what does it mean?

  295. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #135 Squawk

    Oh man the oil really did have a bad effect on the shrimp if they have 9-12 heads.Okay i know that was bad.

    Ok, if that’s not it, then what does it mean?

  296. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    Ok I blame pyro;

    I used to lay awake at night, as the neighbors were crowing, and thinking of recipes. Too bad the coyotes ate them first.

    So ST had neighbors that crowed and she wanted to eat them? But hey, the Coyotes ate her neighbors! 😉 Ducks and huals arse, running in that zig-zag pattern that I learend from her. 😀

  297. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Ok I blame pyro;

    I used to lay awake at night, as the neighbors were crowing, and thinking of recipes. Too bad the coyotes ate them first.

    So ST had neighbors that crowed and she wanted to eat them? But hey, the Coyotes ate her neighbors! 😉 Ducks and huals arse, running in that zig-zag pattern that I learend from her. 😀

  298. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    Oh man the oil really did have a bad effect on the shrimp if they have 9-12 heads.Okay i know that was bad.
    Ok, if that’s not it, then what does it mean?

    9-12 per pound, IE BIG, not huge 6-8, but real big, with heads on, heads off co$t$ more. 😉

  299. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Oh man the oil really did have a bad effect on the shrimp if they have 9-12 heads.Okay i know that was bad.
    Ok, if that’s not it, then what does it mean?

    9-12 per pound, IE BIG, not huge 6-8, but real big, with heads on, heads off co$t$ more. 😉

  300. meglettx Avatar

    I’ve also got a stainless snub nose S&W 357 mag that my mother carried in her purse(loaded) for years. Fortunately, she never had occasion to use it for self defense, but she was very proficient with it. I have no doubt that, had she ever been threatened, she would have had one dead perp.

  301. Lawrence Avatar
    Lawrence

    I’ve also got a stainless snub nose S&W 357 mag that my mother carried in her purse(loaded) for years. Fortunately, she never had occasion to use it for self defense, but she was very proficient with it. I have no doubt that, had she ever been threatened, she would have had one dead perp.

  302. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #147

    Ah, there’s Larry666. I knew there was something — something indefinable — missing since we got rid of Bobo.
    /whiffs the air

  303. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #147
    Ah, there’s Larry666. I knew there was something — something indefinable — missing since we got rid of Bobo.
    /whiffs the air

  304. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    Lawrence I only mentioned it because there are soo many 9’s out there and nobody talks about the old reliables that have been around for over 50 years. 90% of the 9’s are less than 25 years old.

  305. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Lawrence I only mentioned it because there are soo many 9’s out there and nobody talks about the old reliables that have been around for over 50 years. 90% of the 9’s are less than 25 years old.

  306. meglettx Avatar

    IWHarper69 – “9-12” refers to an average of nine to twelve shrimp per pound. “16-18” would be smaller shrimp, averaging sixteen to eighteen shrimp per pound.

  307. Lawrence Avatar
    Lawrence

    IWHarper69 – “9-12” refers to an average of nine to twelve shrimp per pound. “16-18” would be smaller shrimp, averaging sixteen to eighteen shrimp per pound.

  308. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    I’ve also got a stainless snub nose S&W 357 mag

    Model 19 I’d guess, pretty big for a snubbie.

  309. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    I’ve also got a stainless snub nose S&W 357 mag

    Model 19 I’d guess, pretty big for a snubbie.

  310. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #158 SD

    heads off co$t$ more

    Thx for the cool explanation. I don’t eat heads-on shrimp, they totally remind me of marine biology lab.

  311. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #158 SD

    heads off co$t$ more

    Thx for the cool explanation. I don’t eat heads-on shrimp, they totally remind me of marine biology lab.

  312. Tedtam Avatar

    #164 Mharper

    I don’t want to eat any food that can look back at me.
    And ripping the heads off shrimp grosses me out. I’ll pay the extra.

  313. Tedtam Avatar

    #164 Mharper
    I don’t want to eat any food that can look back at me.
    And ripping the heads off shrimp grosses me out. I’ll pay the extra.

  314. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    Thx for the cool explanation. I don’t eat heads-on shrimp, they totally remind me of marine biology lab.

    So I’m guessin’ that you fainted when you touched the long dead frog’s leg and it twitched. 😀

  315. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Thx for the cool explanation. I don’t eat heads-on shrimp, they totally remind me of marine biology lab.

    So I’m guessin’ that you fainted when you touched the long dead frog’s leg and it twitched. 😀

  316. meglettx Avatar

    #160 IWHarper69 – It hurts my heart when you talk like that!

  317. Lawrence Avatar
    Lawrence

    #160 IWHarper69 – It hurts my heart when you talk like that!

  318. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    Tedtam

    I don’t want to eat any food that can look back at me.

    Well you’d have to make this exception; Kalua Pig Yum Yum

  319. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Tedtam

    I don’t want to eat any food that can look back at me.

    Well you’d have to make this exception; Kalua Pig Yum Yum

  320. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #166 Dave

    So I’m guessin’ that you fainted when you touched the long dead frog’s leg and it twitched

    Nope that’s not what I meant. Biology lab is one thing. Food is another. I like a sharp separation between “specimens” and “dinner”.

  321. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #166 Dave

    So I’m guessin’ that you fainted when you touched the long dead frog’s leg and it twitched

    Nope that’s not what I meant. Biology lab is one thing. Food is another. I like a sharp separation between “specimens” and “dinner”.

  322. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    I don’t want to eat any food that can look back at me.
    And ripping the heads off shrimp grosses me out. I’ll pay the extra.

    I guess inviting you to a real Louisiana crawfish boil is out of the question then.

  323. squawkbox Avatar

    I don’t want to eat any food that can look back at me.
    And ripping the heads off shrimp grosses me out. I’ll pay the extra.

    I guess inviting you to a real Louisiana crawfish boil is out of the question then.

  324. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #167

    It hurts my heart

    Hmm, I misread that as “hurts my head”, making me wonder if I used too many long words or what. 🙂

    So it sounds like you got my whiff drift.

  325. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #167

    It hurts my heart

    Hmm, I misread that as “hurts my head”, making me wonder if I used too many long words or what. 🙂
    So it sounds like you got my whiff drift.

  326. Tedtam Avatar

    #170 Squawk

    I was invited to a crawfish boil party once. Everyone else was eating. Fortunately I had eaten before I left the house, so I wasn’t hungry when I went.

    If I’m starving, society has fallen to pieces, and there are no other sources of food, I’ll eat ’em then. But not before.

  327. Tedtam Avatar

    #170 Squawk
    I was invited to a crawfish boil party once. Everyone else was eating. Fortunately I had eaten before I left the house, so I wasn’t hungry when I went.
    If I’m starving, society has fallen to pieces, and there are no other sources of food, I’ll eat ’em then. But not before.

  328. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Tedtam
    Just messin w/ya. Some of us do and then there are folks like you. Ain’t no shame in that. I have seen some big burly guys excuse themselves from a crawfish boil. So a lady like yerself is excused too. 😉

  329. squawkbox Avatar

    Tedtam
    Just messin w/ya. Some of us do and then there are folks like you. Ain’t no shame in that. I have seen some big burly guys excuse themselves from a crawfish boil. So a lady like yerself is excused too. 😉

  330. Tedtam Avatar

    While I may not agree with the language (NSFW or small children), this girl does a good job with it.

  331. Tedtam Avatar

    While I may not agree with the language (NSFW or small children), this girl does a good job with it.

  332. Robert M Avatar
    Robert M

    And ripping the heads off shrimp grosses me out. I’ll pay the extra.

    She’s rich! Tax the queen!

    If I’m starving, society has fallen to pieces, and there are no other sources of food, I’ll eat ‘em then. But not before.

    I know a badask coonask who can cook. We were at a crawfish boil and he brought some turtle creole. Pretty darn tasty but turtle tastes fishy to me. Same with rattlesnake. Go figger. I agree with your statement but you got to at least try it. As for the crawfish and shrimpies, my queen? I say “off with their heads”……..Still got “Maryann’s” head in my neighbors freezer. We really need to make some tamales. Soon. They left the eyeballs in her. 😈

  333. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    And ripping the heads off shrimp grosses me out. I’ll pay the extra.

    She’s rich! Tax the queen!

    If I’m starving, society has fallen to pieces, and there are no other sources of food, I’ll eat ‘em then. But not before.

    I know a badask coonask who can cook. We were at a crawfish boil and he brought some turtle creole. Pretty darn tasty but turtle tastes fishy to me. Same with rattlesnake. Go figger. I agree with your statement but you got to at least try it. As for the crawfish and shrimpies, my queen? I say “off with their heads”……..Still got “Maryann’s” head in my neighbors freezer. We really need to make some tamales. Soon. They left the eyeballs in her. 😈

  334. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    ”……..Still got “Maryann’s” head in my neighbors freezer.

    Who or what was Maryann ??

  335. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    ”……..Still got “Maryann’s” head in my neighbors freezer.

    Who or what was Maryann ??

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