Babies are awesome. They can also be a lot of work and cause great worry when they get sick or hurt. In return, they give you lots of love. They can be a source of great amusement.
You can play dress-up:
Teach them how to play with food:
Eventually they’ll get tired, so you’ll have to give them their pacifier:
After baby wakes up from his nap, it’s off to the store with mommy. Sometimes mommy will need to take care of some business, but what to do with baby when there’s no duck tape handy?
Just because baby is still small, doesn’t mean he can’t learn. One of life’s most important lessons is that we all have to pull our own weight. But what can baby do? He can’t walk or carry things. He just skootches along the floor. Well, put him to work using his special gifts.
One day, he will thank you for how well-adjusted he is.
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You people need to learn some patience.
Maybe the Brotherhood of United Hamster Moderators Society (BUHMS) are on strike.
Well Bob, I guess all the Hamster(mod)erators are on strike or are pulling their hair out trying to make the deadline.
I wonder what took them so long?
No Cheating! See if you can guess the name of this song with out clicking the linkie. It was released as a single by the Doobie Brothers in 1974, as the B-Side of Another Park Another Lonely Sunday. The A-side didn’t get as much air play as it might have because some program directors had a problem with the phrase,… Read more »
Good morning fellow Hamoustonianites. It is 8:23 on Monday wissin morning and no one seems to be awake. . . did I wake up in another dimension, did I tear the space/time fabric with my post above, does the foul o still suck??? Comments please
To: Chuck Schumer, Senior senator from New Wissin York
From: The honorable citizens of Texas
re: Your space shuttle comments
YOUR LUNCH IS SERVED
#94 FA, Now that is good news. I bet many of the mainstream Hollywood types are in full dyspepsia at the reports. Let’s send ’em some Pepto and keep on recommending the movie to friends and neighbors. 🙂
I’ve seen many a great movie noted above…………….I’m betting ‘One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” must have slipped past yall somehow
It was a GREAT one and (IMHO) quite a remarkable rendition of the book…………
The U.S. government under Barack Obama is deeply committed to battling any belittlement, criticism, or questioning of Islam. (“I consider it part of my responsibility as President of the United States,” he said, “to fight against negative stereotypes of Islam wherever they appear.”) At the same time, however, it is OK, in the Obama regime [SEE BELOW FOR AN UPDATE],… Read more »
Open Office is great if you don’t have to maintain interoperability with colleagues in your place of work who will generally be using MS Office. Also, OO is good, but MS Office has a lot more functionality if you need to avail yourself of it.
I’m downloading Open Office as I speak.
/Squawk give me congradulatory pats on the back.
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#96 wagonburner, Connoisseur
P.S I’d rather be a philistine. 😉
At least I’m not “pretentious”
LQQking @ my #91, I plum forgot about the fun with the chain saw, and YES I still have all 21 appendages’ 😀 My Bride has been wanting me to trim up the Black Cherry in the back yard and remove the barren plum tree, not to mention the Pyracantha from He!! on the front of the house, so late… Read more »
Chemtrails!!!!!!!!!!!1!!11!!!!
#92 dave
philistine
#91 I have cooked far more elaborate stuff, but the “griddle biscuits” are a classic lazy bachelor/single dad dish of my invention. No mixing, no bowls, no measuring, and no oven are necessary. Ya crack open a can of Pillsbury Croissant rolls, but instead of rolling them up, lay ‘um flat on the griddle. A minute or so later, flip… Read more »
For those who are interested, Atlas Shrugged opened this weekend with a box office of $1.7 million. This was for a limited release of only 300 screens. It was the top grossing limited release (released only in selected areas) of the weekend. Depending on who you listen to the results range from “disappointing” to “encouraging” probably depending on the political… Read more »
Survived another HOA Easter Egg Hunt. I hope I got a few good pix for the newsletter. Truth is, I may have screwed up the first half of the pix I shot. Squawkbox & ST were FB’ing last night about smoke from North Texas wildfires, causing me to go out and look up. There was some odd stringy-looking stuff blowing… Read more »
Oh, and Scotch=low grade kerosene, the kind that smokes up the walls when you use it in an oil lamp. 😉
Man, Y’all have been busy, I’ve been real busy all weekend and so far I’ve not accomplished anything! Not that there’s anything wrong with that. 😉 LQQking back, @ Bobs breakfast, Daughter and Hubby spent the night with us on Friday night because they went to a “Clear Creek Flair” dance for a step sister. Saturday my Bride got up… Read more »
Mount Gay produces several fine varieties of rum. I did not know they have been around for so long, though. Other favorites; Lemon Hart Demerara 151 (Guyana), Barbancourt (Hatit), Coruba (Jamica). Not sure if the Lemon Hart is again available in Texas yet. Something about change of owner ship and U.S. import laws.
#78;
😯
wagon #85;
Wow, died at seven years of age. What a waste. 🙂
bob #79; It would be a tall order to match the books I don’t think that would be possible. Especially due to the length of the books and the story line. Frodo, for example, spent many years in the Shire before leaving for his journey, correct? Talk about making a boring movie by adhiring to the books. One advantage I… Read more »
From Drudge’s link to TSA SINGLES OUT PEOPLE WHO COMPLAIN http://www.cnn.com/2011/TRAVEL/04/15/tsa.screeners.complain/ The 9/11 commission’s report says that “none of the checkpoint supervisors (on September 11th) recalled the (successful) hijackers or reported anything suspicious regarding their screening.” Some years back I saw an interview with a ticket agent who let Mohammed Atta in, even though he got chills just looking at… Read more »
Don’t be too quick to knock the blended crap. According to Uncle John’s Third Bathroom Reader, some dude lived on nothing but Twinkies and Cutty Sark for seven years.
Then he died.
I find myself in full agreement with Hamous.
I blame the full moon.
You bet. Usually peat = smoke in these tasting notes.
Don’t forget that medicinal, iodine-like taste, with hints of phenol and kerosene.
Read the tasting notes on the first one. It tastes like a light bourbon that has a port/sherry aroma, like a cognac. Very little smoke.
#80 Pyro
OMG, you guys, who would want to drink something that smells like chocolate + peat?
Or even just peat?
I think scotch gets a bad rap because people usually start with the blended crap. A nice single malt is very tasty.
#77 bone
Try this one.
It’s matured in bourbon and sherry casks. It’s very smooth and yummy.
You have to work your way up to this.
Having read The Hobbit & the LOTR trilogy several times, I wasn’t expecting much from the movies. It would be a tall order to match the books, so I’m not going too hard on the director. There were parts I thought were well done, but overall they were boring. Chances are I’ll read the books again in a few years.… Read more »
further to my #77 above, if one has to “develop a taste” for sumptin it is probably better left unconsumed. Scotch never tasted good to me while bourbon always did. I also really like a well made rum, like Mount Gay, or some of the other darker rums; baccardi really does not fall in that category.
#75 Pyro: You are correct, Sir, that form of fire-water simply is not pleasant on my tongue. Wild Turkey 101 on the other hand is pretty nice. Crown Royal on the rocks is pretty nice as well.
We rented and watched The Fighter last night, I don’t know if the soundtrack was especially good or if it just fit my system extremely well, but the songs sounded awesome. The movie was pretty good too.
My guess is you’re not a Scotch fan.
#59 otl
wagonburner’s corollary to otl’s assertion:
Few good things happen after midnight.
In the hour between services the choir hangs out in the kitchen and nibbles on whatever folks bring. (We’ve been there for two hours at that point, are hungry, and still have a couple hours to go. Today, the guys took a break and the ladies choir is doing the services. I sneaked into the kitchen during the first service… Read more »
I read the LTR trilogy and saw the movies. The big screen simply ain’t no match for my vivid imagination. I still enjoy movies based on books but the books are usually better for the above reason.
Fat Albert #49; There are those who would disagree, but I believe that the film adaptations of The Lord of The Rings trilogy, while taking necessary liberties to adapt the books to the screen, were nevertheless faithful and successful, and did full justice to JRR Tolkien’s vision. I’m not a big book reader so I’ve never read The Lord of… Read more »
We enjoyed a really nice bottle of wine last night; Duclis Rosso, this was a mildly sparkling red wine that was on the sweet side. It was not so dry that it tasted like cleaning fluid, like most of the hoyty toyty wines nor so sweet that it tasted like cough syrup. This one was light on the tongue and… Read more »
And Mac Davis was right, Happiness was Lubbock, Tx in my rear view mirror.
#65:
HAPPINESS IS MY WIFE IN MY ARMS :>)
#65
Happiness is a Sunday afternoon with Talledega Superspeedway on the tube. Yeah baby!
Our Trend Micro innernet security has expired, any horror stories out there on Micrsoft Security Essentials? So far the reviews look good, and free fits my budget.
Starting a new list…………..
Happiness is a warm gun barrel
Happiness is a positive cash flow
#63 Geezer: :>)
I’m not much on movies, ’bout one a year, maybe………but I do try to go with Dee to some of the society type shindigs occasionally.
We went to see tenor Plácido Domingo performing the world most famous arias.
He doesn’t like it when you join in.