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Friday Big-A$$ Explosion Open Comments

About 3.8 billion years ago, things in the constellation Draco (the Dragon) got a little bit interesting.

Although research is ongoing, astronomers say that the unusual explosion likely arose when a star wandered too close to its galaxy’s central black hole. Intense tidal forces probably tore the star apart, and the infalling gas continues to stream toward the black hole.
According to this model, the spinning black hole formed an outflowing jet, which is blasting powerful X-rays and gamma rays in our direction, researchers said.

The astronomers believe that the X-rays we are seeing “may be coming from matter moving near the speed of light in a particle jet that forms as the star’s gas falls toward the black hole.” Apparently, we are watching this astronomical event head on.

For those of you unfamiliar with intergalactic distance, 3.8 billion light-years is 22,338,776,418,097,710,000,000 miles. More or less.

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  1. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Are those streaming x-rays focused on southern California or maybe Washington DC? I’m doing a term paper on mass insanity, and this sounds as good a place to start as any. By the time I finish, I should get my PhD from OnLine U.

  2. El Gordo Avatar
    El Gordo

    Are those streaming x-rays focused on southern California or maybe Washington DC? I’m doing a term paper on mass insanity, and this sounds as good a place to start as any. By the time I finish, I should get my PhD from OnLine U.

  3. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    For those of you unfamiliar with intergalactic distance, 3.8 billion light-years is 22,338,776,418,097,710,000,000 miles. More or less.

    Now you have to explain what the scale on the photo represents. “1 arcmin”

  4. TexMo Avatar
    TexMo

    For those of you unfamiliar with intergalactic distance, 3.8 billion light-years is 22,338,776,418,097,710,000,000 miles. More or less.

    Now you have to explain what the scale on the photo represents. “1 arcmin”

  5. El Gordo Avatar
    El Gordo

    arcmin is minute of arc, or 1/60th of one degree. Referred to commonly as “MOA” by marksmen.

  6. Dooood Avatar
    Dooood

    arcmin is minute of arc, or 1/60th of one degree. Referred to commonly as “MOA” by marksmen.

  7. El Gordo Avatar
    El Gordo

    Fasten your safety belts folks. On second thought, never mind. Who can afford to drive at these prices anyway?

  8. Dooood Avatar
    Dooood

    Fasten your safety belts folks. On second thought, never mind. Who can afford to drive at these prices anyway?

  9. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    I does seem that the Democrats claim of victory in the Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice race was a case of premature electulation.

    Although nominally a nonpartisan race, Kloppenburg was the Democrats’ candidate and Prosser was the Republicans’. The new tally gives Prosser a lead of 7,582 votes. The late tally reported from the city of Brookfield gave 10,859 more votes to Prosser, and 3,456 to Kloppenburg.

    Millions of dollars and busloads of Union thugs and they still couldn’t pull it off. A victory for the Tea Party and its Social media campaign and kitchen table organization.

  10. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    I does seem that the Democrats claim of victory in the Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice race was a case of premature electulation.

    Although nominally a nonpartisan race, Kloppenburg was the Democrats’ candidate and Prosser was the Republicans’. The new tally gives Prosser a lead of 7,582 votes. The late tally reported from the city of Brookfield gave 10,859 more votes to Prosser, and 3,456 to Kloppenburg.

    Millions of dollars and busloads of Union thugs and they still couldn’t pull it off. A victory for the Tea Party and its Social media campaign and kitchen table organization.

  11. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    An arc minute basically describes how wide it appears to us.

  12. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    An arc minute basically describes how wide it appears to us.

  13. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #5 Sarge

    electulation

    Although it looks good for Prosser now, it’s probably better to wait for the dust to settle before popping open the champagne.

  14. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #5 Sarge

    electulation

    Although it looks good for Prosser now, it’s probably better to wait for the dust to settle before popping open the champagne.

  15. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    By the time I finish, I should get my PhD from OnLine U.

    I got mine from Wattsamatta U.

  16. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    By the time I finish, I should get my PhD from OnLine U.

    I got mine from Wattsamatta U.

  17. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Although it looks good for Prosser now, it’s probably better to wait for the dust to settle before popping open the champagne.

    I’m doubtful that even the Democrats will be able to “find” the 8,000 votes it will take to win this one. Its also above the number required for an automatic state financed recount. If a recount is done, Doppleganger (or probably the Union) will have to pay for it. I’m actually loving the amount of money the Unions are having to spend all over the country on thier protest organizing. Less money on hand for the election, and perhaps some of them will start condidering the efficacy of throwing good money after bad.

    Its important to note the that 7K+ votes in Waukesha County were not “found” votes—they just weren’t reported to the media. They had already been received and recorded but were not saved to the file that went to the AP.

    Ace brings us our morning cup of schadenfrued by linking to a post good folks don’t normally link to (D Kos). Pasted here in its entirety so as not to add to the hit count.

    Can we please, please, please not try to be the smartest ones in the room just this one time and play the game that Republicans always play. Let’s declare victory now and talk about pushing Prosser off the stage. This is the message.

    Kloppenburg won an election she should never have won. What a humiliation for the Tea Party and their media toads.

    This is a total Wisonsin smackdown of Scott Walker

    Prosser should really understand it is time to leave the stage.

    Prosser sticking around is just hurting Wisconsin.

    There is serious businesss to conduct and Prosser is just gumming up the works by trying to challenge this.

    .
    A recount is really pro-forma – the people of Wisconsin have obviously spoken.

    Of course this means that a majority of those Republican senators are in deep trouble now.

    Nobody ever would have predicted this type of win. It is humiliating for Walker.

    This really puts egg on Walker’s face is not over his whole body (ewwwwwww).

    Walker shoud just declare Kloppenburg the winner and get on with it.

    Add your own. But whatever you do don’t say, “Nothing’s settled. Now we have to have a recount. Boy aren’t I the sensible democrat.” To hell with that. This is an opportunity.

    Messaging, messaging, messaging!!!

    Oh, and if Kloppenburg falls behind? See Norm Coleman circa 2008. Guy hasn’t suffered one bit for his total aboutface when he started losing.
    .Originally posted to wilbur on Wed Apr 06, 2011 at 01:51 PM EDT.

  18. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Although it looks good for Prosser now, it’s probably better to wait for the dust to settle before popping open the champagne.

    I’m doubtful that even the Democrats will be able to “find” the 8,000 votes it will take to win this one. Its also above the number required for an automatic state financed recount. If a recount is done, Doppleganger (or probably the Union) will have to pay for it. I’m actually loving the amount of money the Unions are having to spend all over the country on thier protest organizing. Less money on hand for the election, and perhaps some of them will start condidering the efficacy of throwing good money after bad.
    Its important to note the that 7K+ votes in Waukesha County were not “found” votes—they just weren’t reported to the media. They had already been received and recorded but were not saved to the file that went to the AP.
    Ace brings us our morning cup of schadenfrued by linking to a post good folks don’t normally link to (D Kos). Pasted here in its entirety so as not to add to the hit count.

    Can we please, please, please not try to be the smartest ones in the room just this one time and play the game that Republicans always play. Let’s declare victory now and talk about pushing Prosser off the stage. This is the message.
    Kloppenburg won an election she should never have won. What a humiliation for the Tea Party and their media toads.
    This is a total Wisonsin smackdown of Scott Walker
    Prosser should really understand it is time to leave the stage.
    Prosser sticking around is just hurting Wisconsin.
    There is serious businesss to conduct and Prosser is just gumming up the works by trying to challenge this.
    .
    A recount is really pro-forma – the people of Wisconsin have obviously spoken.
    Of course this means that a majority of those Republican senators are in deep trouble now.
    Nobody ever would have predicted this type of win. It is humiliating for Walker.
    This really puts egg on Walker’s face is not over his whole body (ewwwwwww).
    Walker shoud just declare Kloppenburg the winner and get on with it.
    Add your own. But whatever you do don’t say, “Nothing’s settled. Now we have to have a recount. Boy aren’t I the sensible democrat.” To hell with that. This is an opportunity.
    Messaging, messaging, messaging!!!
    Oh, and if Kloppenburg falls behind? See Norm Coleman circa 2008. Guy hasn’t suffered one bit for his total aboutface when he started losing.
    .Originally posted to wilbur on Wed Apr 06, 2011 at 01:51 PM EDT.

  19. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    Frivolous, but funny.

    As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork. At the hearing he commented, “I don’t know how I’m going to decide this, but as it appears from the paperwork, we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that does not.”

  20. bob42 Avatar
    bob42

    Frivolous, but funny.

    As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork. At the hearing he commented, “I don’t know how I’m going to decide this, but as it appears from the paperwork, we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that does not.”

  21. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    22.338 SEXtillion miles away.
    /heh heh

  22. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    22.338 SEXtillion miles away.
    /heh heh

  23. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    A quick calculation on the arc minute…

    Our friends at Wikipedia tell us that Pluto resolves to about 0.1 arc second and say this is roughly equivalent to a ping pong ball at 80 km. This gives:

    1pppb (pluto ping pong ball) = 0.1 arcsec @ 80km -or-
    1ppb / 80,000m = 0.1 arcsec

    by definition:
    60 arcsec = 1 arcmin

    this gives:
    600 arcsec = 600ppb / 80,000m =>
    1 arcmin = 1ppb / 133m -or-

    if you set a ping pong ball on a standard 400m track (like they have around a football field) in the middle of the track at the apex of one of the curves, the width of the ping pong ball when viewed from the opposite goal line is about an arc minute (very approximate).

  24. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    A quick calculation on the arc minute…
    Our friends at Wikipedia tell us that Pluto resolves to about 0.1 arc second and say this is roughly equivalent to a ping pong ball at 80 km. This gives:
    1pppb (pluto ping pong ball) = 0.1 arcsec @ 80km -or-
    1ppb / 80,000m = 0.1 arcsec
    by definition:
    60 arcsec = 1 arcmin
    this gives:
    600 arcsec = 600ppb / 80,000m =>
    1 arcmin = 1ppb / 133m -or-
    if you set a ping pong ball on a standard 400m track (like they have around a football field) in the middle of the track at the apex of one of the curves, the width of the ping pong ball when viewed from the opposite goal line is about an arc minute (very approximate).

  25. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    It appears that we have a bar owner who is vindicitive and is wasting the court’s precious time.

    If God did cause a lightning bolt to demolish the bar, even if prompted to through the prayers of the faithful, then its legally an Act of God.

    Would be ironic, though, for a court to rule that not only can we petition the Lord with Prayer, but that he answers them.

  26. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    It appears that we have a bar owner who is vindicitive and is wasting the court’s precious time.
    If God did cause a lightning bolt to demolish the bar, even if prompted to through the prayers of the faithful, then its legally an Act of God.
    Would be ironic, though, for a court to rule that not only can we petition the Lord with Prayer, but that he answers them.

  27. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    #12 Pyro: I believe you dropped a digit.

    1pppb (pluto ping pong ball) = 0.1 arcsec @ 80km -or-
    1ppb / 80,000m = 0.1 arcsec *****1 pppb = .1 arcsec******

    by definition:
    60 arcsec = 1 arcmin
    this gives:
    600 arcsec = 600ppb / 80,000m => ********600 arcsec = 6000pppb********
    1 arcmin = 1ppb / 133m -or-

  28. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #12 Pyro: I believe you dropped a digit.

    1pppb (pluto ping pong ball) = 0.1 arcsec @ 80km -or-
    1ppb / 80,000m = 0.1 arcsec *****1 pppb = .1 arcsec******
    by definition:
    60 arcsec = 1 arcmin
    this gives:
    600 arcsec = 600ppb / 80,000m => ********600 arcsec = 6000pppb********
    1 arcmin = 1ppb / 133m -or-

  29. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    And Gov. Walker wastes no time in making sure the will of the voters of Wisconsin gets implemented as quickly as possible.

    In the wake of David Prosser’s surprise leap into a substantial lead in yesterday’s canvass of Wisconsin votes, the Department of Administration filed an emergency request at the state Supreme Court to vacate a temporary restraining order on the new law at the center of the election fight. SDA Secretary Mike Huebsch also asked the court to pull the case entirely from Judge Maryann Sumi’s court, but Huebsch also pledged to obey the TRO until the Supreme Court acted:

  30. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    And Gov. Walker wastes no time in making sure the will of the voters of Wisconsin gets implemented as quickly as possible.

    In the wake of David Prosser’s surprise leap into a substantial lead in yesterday’s canvass of Wisconsin votes, the Department of Administration filed an emergency request at the state Supreme Court to vacate a temporary restraining order on the new law at the center of the election fight. SDA Secretary Mike Huebsch also asked the court to pull the case entirely from Judge Maryann Sumi’s court, but Huebsch also pledged to obey the TRO until the Supreme Court acted:

  31. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    #14 bone
    I think you’re right.

    This means 1arcmin would be like looking at our ping pong ball from about 1,333m or a little more than 3/4 of a mile.

  32. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #14 bone
    I think you’re right.
    This means 1arcmin would be like looking at our ping pong ball from about 1,333m or a little more than 3/4 of a mile.

  33. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    #16 Pyro:

    #14 bone
    I think you’re right.

    SHAZZAAM! ALERT THE MEDIA AND BE DARNED SURE THAT YOU TELL MRS. BONECRUSHER Who’d a thunk it??

  34. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #16 Pyro:

    #14 bone
    I think you’re right.

    SHAZZAAM! ALERT THE MEDIA AND BE DARNED SURE THAT YOU TELL MRS. BONECRUSHER Who’d a thunk it??

  35. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    don’t get a big head

  36. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    don’t get a big head

  37. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #18 Pyro

    don’t get a big head

    Too late 🙂

  38. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #18 Pyro

    don’t get a big head

    Too late 🙂

  39. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    Even a stopped clock can get the big head twice a day!

  40. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Even a stopped clock can get the big head twice a day!

  41. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    . . . . . . .unless it is one of those digital jobbies that does not work at all and you can’t see the numbers. . . . . . .

  42. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    . . . . . . .unless it is one of those digital jobbies that does not work at all and you can’t see the numbers. . . . . . .

  43. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    I’m actually gonna miss Glenn Beck. But I’m sure Jon Stewart will miss him more.

  44. bob42 Avatar
    bob42

    I’m actually gonna miss Glenn Beck. But I’m sure Jon Stewart will miss him more.

  45. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    A more detailed report on the murdering scum-bag Gazan attack on a wissin school bus and the restrained Israeli response can be found here.

    Mortar shell fire from the Gaza Strip also continued on Friday afternoon as four landed south of Ashkelon.

  46. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    A more detailed report on the murdering scum-bag Gazan attack on a wissin school bus and the restrained Israeli response can be found here.

    Mortar shell fire from the Gaza Strip also continued on Friday afternoon as four landed south of Ashkelon.

  47. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    Even a stopped clock can get the big head twice a day!

    Even a blind hog can find an acorn every now and then.

  48. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Even a stopped clock can get the big head twice a day!

    Even a blind hog can find an acorn every now and then.

  49. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    The Lutherans are at it in Rio de Janeiro.

  50. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    The Lutherans are at it in Rio de Janeiro.

  51. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    More Jon Stewart doing Beck better than Beck does Beck.

    Content Advisory: Coffee spew warning.

  52. bob42 Avatar
    bob42

    More Jon Stewart doing Beck better than Beck does Beck.
    Content Advisory: Coffee spew warning.

  53. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #25 Pyro
    I had no idea there were Muslims in Brazil. Since there’s less PC BS in Latin America, I wonder how that happened.

  54. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #25 Pyro
    I had no idea there were Muslims in Brazil. Since there’s less PC BS in Latin America, I wonder how that happened.

  55. El Gordo Avatar
    El Gordo

    Wagon and Boney, trolling for the elusive Big Jolly.

    🙂

  56. Dooood Avatar
    Dooood

    Wagon and Boney, trolling for the elusive Big Jolly.
    🙂

  57. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    Yo bob, Do you know anything about the old Clear Lake Country Club building burning down yesterday? There musta’ been about 8 fire trucks around 4:30-5:00 yesterday. Since it’s been vacant for several years I’m guessing it was arson or maybe one of our three resident derelicts’ accidentally burned it down. ❓

  58. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Yo bob, Do you know anything about the old Clear Lake Country Club building burning down yesterday? There musta’ been about 8 fire trucks around 4:30-5:00 yesterday. Since it’s been vacant for several years I’m guessing it was arson or maybe one of our three resident derelicts’ accidentally burned it down. ❓

  59. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #29 SD
    Is Bob a resident derelict? Who else?

  60. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #29 SD
    Is Bob a resident derelict? Who else?

  61. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    Super Dave, I had not heard about it.

    #30 I have an iron clad alibi. I was knocking up Sarah Palin’s daughter wasting time on the internet.

  62. bob42 Avatar
    bob42

    Super Dave, I had not heard about it.
    #30 I have an iron clad alibi. I was knocking up Sarah Palin’s daughter wasting time on the internet.

  63. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Here is your life lesson of the day:

    Since you cannot or really should not try on underwear at the store to see if they are too large or too small, do not throw your old underwear out till you put on the new ones and confirm the fit.

    DANG THESE THINGS ARE TIGHT.

    Question of the day:
    Why izzit that a new package of socks are in a hermetically sealed bag that can be resealed. like a zip lock bag?

  64. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Here is your life lesson of the day:
    Since you cannot or really should not try on underwear at the store to see if they are too large or too small, do not throw your old underwear out till you put on the new ones and confirm the fit.
    DANG THESE THINGS ARE TIGHT.
    Question of the day:
    Why izzit that a new package of socks are in a hermetically sealed bag that can be resealed. like a zip lock bag?

  65. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    #31 bob
    I thought you had a hot “date”.

  66. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #31 bob
    I thought you had a hot “date”.

  67. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    So you are in dire need of new underwear. You go to the store and the only package in your size has been resealed with clear packaging tape. Would you buy that package?

  68. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    So you are in dire need of new underwear. You go to the store and the only package in your size has been resealed with clear packaging tape. Would you buy that package?

  69. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    Why izzit that a new package of socks are in a hermetically sealed bag that can be resealed. like a zip lock bag?

    So people in the store can check to see the size by ripping through the side of the bag.

  70. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Why izzit that a new package of socks are in a hermetically sealed bag that can be resealed. like a zip lock bag?

    So people in the store can check to see the size by ripping through the side of the bag.

  71. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #31 bob
    I thought you had a hot “date”.

    Yeah, but remember, he was dating himself.

  72. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    #31 bob
    I thought you had a hot “date”.

    Yeah, but remember, he was dating himself.

  73. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    Would you buy that package?

    Nope. There are plenty of WalMarts in this fair city.

    You’re awfully fixated on manties this morning. Trying to seduce BSue for your semi-annual romp?

  74. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Would you buy that package?

    Nope. There are plenty of WalMarts in this fair city.
    You’re awfully fixated on manties this morning. Trying to seduce BSue for your semi-annual romp?

  75. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    Its important to note the that 7K+ votes in Waukesha County were not “found” votes….

    I’m fine with them thinking they were.

  76. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Its important to note the that 7K+ votes in Waukesha County were not “found” votes….

    I’m fine with them thinking they were.

  77. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    #31 bob
    I thought you had a hot “date”.

    Yeah, but remember, he was dating himself.

    I forget – does that make you go blind or give you hairy palms?

  78. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #31 bob
    I thought you had a hot “date”.

    Yeah, but remember, he was dating himself.

    I forget – does that make you go blind or give you hairy palms?

  79. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    #31 bob
    I thought you had a hot “date”.

    Yeah, but remember, he was dating himself.

    Heh, which hand got jealous?
    So that is why it is said don’t let your right hand know what your left hand is doing.

  80. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    #31 bob
    I thought you had a hot “date”.

    Yeah, but remember, he was dating himself.

    Heh, which hand got jealous?
    So that is why it is said don’t let your right hand know what your left hand is doing.

  81. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Trying to seduce BSue for your semi-annual romp?

    /Resisting really nasty suggestion about foreplay in the Bunsonburner house. 😉

  82. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Trying to seduce BSue for your semi-annual romp?

    /Resisting really nasty suggestion about foreplay in the Bunsonburner house. 😉

  83. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    #33 WB

    I thought you had a hot “date”.

    I did. But it didn’t start until 8PM, so I still had plenty of time to knock up Palin’s daughter torch the country club waste time on the internet.

  84. bob42 Avatar
    bob42

    #33 WB

    I thought you had a hot “date”.

    I did. But it didn’t start until 8PM, so I still had plenty of time to knock up Palin’s daughter torch the country club waste time on the internet.

  85. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    It friggin figures. Bought socks whose size matched the size of my shoes…… they are too small. Now i gotta dig out a pair of old socks out of the trash. Is today Monday or what?

  86. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    It friggin figures. Bought socks whose size matched the size of my shoes…… they are too small. Now i gotta dig out a pair of old socks out of the trash. Is today Monday or what?

  87. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    How in the world can these socks say they are 12/14s and feel like 9s on my feet? And yes they are MEN socks.

    /EXPLETIVES DELETED.

  88. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    How in the world can these socks say they are 12/14s and feel like 9s on my feet? And yes they are MEN socks.
    /EXPLETIVES DELETED.

  89. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Forget it. I am not doing today. Today is canceled period end of story. I am going to sit around the house all day……….butt nekkid

    /Freakin speedos and fruit of the loom socks made a perfectly rotten day worse.

  90. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Forget it. I am not doing today. Today is canceled period end of story. I am going to sit around the house all day……….butt nekkid
    /Freakin speedos and fruit of the loom socks made a perfectly rotten day worse.

  91. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    How in the world can these socks say they are 12/14s and feel like 9s on my feet?

    Have you ever bought socks before in your life? It’s always been like that. That’s why I always just buy tube socks. They form to your feet no matter the size.

  92. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    How in the world can these socks say they are 12/14s and feel like 9s on my feet?

    Have you ever bought socks before in your life? It’s always been like that. That’s why I always just buy tube socks. They form to your feet no matter the size.

  93. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    Unless you have pixie feet or flippers, the medium/”regular” socks should fit.

  94. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Unless you have pixie feet or flippers, the medium/”regular” socks should fit.

  95. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    Have you ever bought socks before in your life?

    He gets them for Christmas.

    squack – get BSue to pick up some for you. I’d bet she would get everything that would fit your hunky bod just right.

  96. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Have you ever bought socks before in your life?

    He gets them for Christmas.
    squack – get BSue to pick up some for you. I’d bet she would get everything that would fit your hunky bod just right.

  97. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    This is pretty cool. Apparently the additional cost of the seal at the bottom of the glass is offset by reduced labor costs because of the increased efficiency.

  98. bob42 Avatar
    bob42

    This is pretty cool. Apparently the additional cost of the seal at the bottom of the glass is offset by reduced labor costs because of the increased efficiency.

  99. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    #49 Bob: That is very cool; a perfect beer (if you can call stadium swill beer) poored everytime with 0 waste. The gizmo is placed too high for the beer slinger and it is not as ergonomically efficient as it could be, but other than that it is BITCHIN

  100. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #49 Bob: That is very cool; a perfect beer (if you can call stadium swill beer) poored everytime with 0 waste. The gizmo is placed too high for the beer slinger and it is not as ergonomically efficient as it could be, but other than that it is BITCHIN

  101. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    #49 #50 Dang I wish I could see that, ‘Scribe please.

  102. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #49 #50 Dang I wish I could see that, ‘Scribe please.

  103. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    #51 It a gizmo that fills glasses up with beer by piercing the self sealing bottoms of the glasses, not too much head, and no waste. And amazingly fast. A single operator is able to deliver 17 glasses of beer per minute, by my count.

  104. bob42 Avatar
    bob42

    #51 It a gizmo that fills glasses up with beer by piercing the self sealing bottoms of the glasses, not too much head, and no waste. And amazingly fast. A single operator is able to deliver 17 glasses of beer per minute, by my count.

  105. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Those respectful law abiding D’s.

    Facebook event: Let’s dump trash at Boehner’s pad
    By: CNN’s Ed Hornick

    How bad is it really getting for D’s when effin CNN is doing a story on D activists conspiring to commit the crime of litter?

    A Facebook event, entitled “If Boehner shuts down the government I am taking my trash to his house,” has popped up and is gaining steam as the shutdown showdown ramps up on Capitol Hill. If the federal government shuts down, one of the District’s services that will stop is trash pickup.

    Taking one’s trash and leaving it at someone else’s house is littering, which is a crime in all 50 states, INCLUDING THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA. What Boehner should do is post video cameras all over his property and prosecute the offenders to the fullest extent of the law. I would be willing to bet that some of the garbage in question could be considered “toxic waste” therefore, the EPA could get involved and turn the whole thing into a giant cluster-wiss.
    Much to the surprise of absolutely no one, D activists are behind this:

    Organizers of the event – Jonah Goodman and Nolan Treadway – write on the page that even if the government shutdown doesn’t occur, they will “move forward with this event, we’ll provide details on location(s) and we’ll make sure it’s done in a sanitary and respectful way. Please don’t list any personal addresses for members of Congress on this page.”
    Goodman is listed in the Democratic National Committee network. Treadway is the political and logistics director for the liberal group Netroots Nation.

    Why not get the RICO pukes involved as these people are conspiring to commit a crime. Go after the entire organizations.

  106. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    #51 SoooperDave: It appears that there is a disk at the bottom of the plastic cup, perhaps a spring-loaded check valve.

  107. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #51 SoooperDave: It appears that there is a disk at the bottom of the plastic cup, perhaps a spring-loaded check valve.

  108. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    watch before it is censored .

    http://www.youtube.com/embed/A3YQANdvvbY

  109. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    watch before it is censored .
    http://www.youtube.com/embed/A3YQANdvvbY

  110. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    A single operator is able to deliver 17 glasses of beer per minute, by my count.

    I’ve seen him on Sesame Streeet.

    Guess he must have gotten laid off mdue to gummint cutbacks.

  111. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    A single operator is able to deliver 17 glasses of beer per minute, by my count.

    I’ve seen him on Sesame Streeet.
    Guess he must have gotten laid off mdue to gummint cutbacks.

  112. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Facebook event: Let’s dump trash at Boehner’s pad
    By: CNN’s Ed Hornick

    Just more proof that the folks who complain the most about “tone” are the ones most likely to adopt a nasty one.

  113. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    Had to finally throw out all my favorite underwear a few weeks ago. We’d been thru a lot together, I’m gonna miss them; the oil bust, two marriages, high school graduation….. One pair still had the markings from the Oiler-Buffalo game……

  114. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Had to finally throw out all my favorite underwear a few weeks ago. We’d been thru a lot together, I’m gonna miss them; the oil bust, two marriages, high school graduation….. One pair still had the markings from the Oiler-Buffalo game……

  115. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    We’re packing up to go to Dallas for the NASCAR race tomorrow night and to spend a couple days with the boy. Wahoo!

    /hoping I-45 don’t shut down and the lights stay on if DC can’t agree on a budget. 😛

  116. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    We’re packing up to go to Dallas for the NASCAR race tomorrow night and to spend a couple days with the boy. Wahoo!
    /hoping I-45 don’t shut down and the lights stay on if DC can’t agree on a budget. 😛

  117. Robert M Avatar
    Robert M

    Where was an investigation re: Norm Coleman and Al Frankenstein election?

    Have a safe trip, GJT!

  118. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    Where was an investigation re: Norm Coleman and Al Frankenstein election?
    Have a safe trip, GJT!

  119. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    GJT

    Had to finally throw out all my favorite underwear a few weeks ago. We’d been thru a lot together, I’m gonna miss them; the oil bust, two marriages, high school graduation….. One pair still had the markings from the Oiler-Buffalo game……

    We’re packing up to go to Dallas for the NASCAR race tomorrow night and to spend a couple days with the boy. Wahoo!

    Someone who just confirmed all the worst fears of the liberal elites.

    /facepalm

  120. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    GJT

    Had to finally throw out all my favorite underwear a few weeks ago. We’d been thru a lot together, I’m gonna miss them; the oil bust, two marriages, high school graduation….. One pair still had the markings from the Oiler-Buffalo game……

    We’re packing up to go to Dallas for the NASCAR race tomorrow night and to spend a couple days with the boy. Wahoo!

    Someone who just confirmed all the worst fears of the liberal elites.
    /facepalm

  121. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    #58 GJT: Tim, are you saying that your underwear had more skid-marks than a race track?

  122. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #58 GJT: Tim, are you saying that your underwear had more skid-marks than a race track?

  123. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #44 Squawk

    And yes they are MEN socks.

    WOMEN socks have the same problem. All socks now seem to be made stretchy and claim they fit a wide range of sizes. Unfortunately if your feet are in the upper half of the range, the socks will be — shall we say — snug.

  124. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #44 Squawk

    And yes they are MEN socks.

    WOMEN socks have the same problem. All socks now seem to be made stretchy and claim they fit a wide range of sizes. Unfortunately if your feet are in the upper half of the range, the socks will be — shall we say — snug.

  125. SC Avatar
    SC

    #59 GJT have a good one at TMS. Never have brought myself to go to a Nascar race, just the Indy car races a few years ago and NHRA every year thy have been in Baytown.
    NHRA, Baytown April 29, 30, May 1st. Whoohoo.

  126. SC Avatar
    SC

    #59 GJT have a good one at TMS. Never have brought myself to go to a Nascar race, just the Indy car races a few years ago and NHRA every year thy have been in Baytown.
    NHRA, Baytown April 29, 30, May 1st. Whoohoo.

  127. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    Someone who just confirmed all the worst fears of the liberal elites.

    And everyone else in the room.

    Note that he threw out the old. He said nothing about new. He must be going Regimental.

  128. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Someone who just confirmed all the worst fears of the liberal elites.

    And everyone else in the room.
    Note that he threw out the old. He said nothing about new. He must be going Regimental.

  129. SC Avatar
    SC

    He must be going Regimental

    .
    Is that the same as “Commando”?

  130. SC Avatar
    SC

    He must be going Regimental

    .
    Is that the same as “Commando”?

  131. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    yep.

    Except it usually involves one of those Scottish man-skirts. 😉

  132. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    yep.
    Except it usually involves one of those Scottish man-skirts. 😉

  133. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    Pretty interesting article written by a lefty whose best friend is a conservative.

    n.b. my beer-making buddy leans a bit to the left – sort of left-center with a bit of libertarian thrown in. We take it in stride and kid each other often.

  134. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Pretty interesting article written by a lefty whose best friend is a conservative.
    n.b. my beer-making buddy leans a bit to the left – sort of left-center with a bit of libertarian thrown in. We take it in stride and kid each other often.

  135. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    #65 WB

    Note that he threw out the old. He said nothing about new.

    Yep, I noticed that, too. That’s the main reason for the /facepalm.
    Of course, it may cut down on the scratchin’.

    /gotta appreciate class where you can find it

  136. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    #65 WB

    Note that he threw out the old. He said nothing about new.

    Yep, I noticed that, too. That’s the main reason for the /facepalm.
    Of course, it may cut down on the scratchin’.
    /gotta appreciate class where you can find it

  137. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    Note that he threw out the old. He said nothing about new.

    We’re stopping by some Maggyville garage sales on the way out.

    Bye y’all, and don’t ferget, never let a good toe curlin’ oppurtunity pass you by!

  138. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Note that he threw out the old. He said nothing about new.

    We’re stopping by some Maggyville garage sales on the way out.
    Bye y’all, and don’t ferget, never let a good toe curlin’ oppurtunity pass you by!

  139. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    #55 – P I T I F U L (in my best Andy Griffith voice)

    looks quite a bit like WAY MORE than a slight percentage of radicals from this desk…………..

  140. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    #55 – P I T I F U L (in my best Andy Griffith voice)
    looks quite a bit like WAY MORE than a slight percentage of radicals from this desk…………..

  141. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Another note in the biggest never-reported-by-the-MSM scandal:

    Despite that obvious disparity, the defenders of Pigford have any number of explanations to justify nearly four times the number of claims as there were farmers. Last night while doing research on Pigford I found an even more jarring statistical difference that I’ve never heard anyone point out.

    According to this 2007 Census report on black farmers, the overwhelming majority of black farmers are men – 86%. In case you’re wondering, the number is exactly the same for white farmers; in other words, most farmers are men.

    But the majority of successful Pigford claimants are women.

  142. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Another note in the biggest never-reported-by-the-MSM scandal:

    Despite that obvious disparity, the defenders of Pigford have any number of explanations to justify nearly four times the number of claims as there were farmers. Last night while doing research on Pigford I found an even more jarring statistical difference that I’ve never heard anyone point out.
    According to this 2007 Census report on black farmers, the overwhelming majority of black farmers are men – 86%. In case you’re wondering, the number is exactly the same for white farmers; in other words, most farmers are men.
    But the majority of successful Pigford claimants are women.

  143. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #68 Pyro
    Now I’d like to hear why the conservative woman Janet enjoys the company of the lefty. Incidentally, only a lefty would have a name like “Taffy Brodesser-Akner”.

  144. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #68 Pyro
    Now I’d like to hear why the conservative woman Janet enjoys the company of the lefty. Incidentally, only a lefty would have a name like “Taffy Brodesser-Akner”.

  145. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    #73 mh42
    Sometimes people just hit it off. I don’t mind hanging out with lefties as long as they’re cheerful and we share something in common; as I said, my beer-making buddy is somewhat left of center.

  146. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #73 mh42
    Sometimes people just hit it off. I don’t mind hanging out with lefties as long as they’re cheerful and we share something in common; as I said, my beer-making buddy is somewhat left of center.

  147. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #74 Pyro
    Yabbut Taffy is so snotty about her conservative friend, just can’t believe it herself that she has a conservative friend…

  148. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #74 Pyro
    Yabbut Taffy is so snotty about her conservative friend, just can’t believe it herself that she has a conservative friend…

  149. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    I must be getting slow in my old age. The title of today’s thread is:

    Friday Big-A$$ Explosion Open Comments

    Does this black hole make my a$$ look big?

  150. bob42 Avatar
    bob42

    I must be getting slow in my old age. The title of today’s thread is:

    Friday Big-A$$ Explosion Open Comments

    Does this black hole make my a$$ look big?

  151. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    mharper42
    #63

    WOMEN socks have the same problem. All socks now seem to be made stretchy and claim they fit a wide range of sizes. Unfortunately if your feet are in the upper half of the range, the socks will be — shall we say — snug.

    I LUV YOU

    To the rest of you
    pphhhhbbbbbttttttt

  152. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    mharper42
    #63

    WOMEN socks have the same problem. All socks now seem to be made stretchy and claim they fit a wide range of sizes. Unfortunately if your feet are in the upper half of the range, the socks will be — shall we say — snug.

    I LUV YOU
    To the rest of you
    pphhhhbbbbbttttttt

  153. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    I want some of those tube sox Hammy mentioned. 🙂

  154. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    I want some of those tube sox Hammy mentioned. 🙂

  155. SC Avatar
    SC

    Hey Mr. Squawk, any new pics coming to your place any time soon?

  156. SC Avatar
    SC

    Hey Mr. Squawk, any new pics coming to your place any time soon?

  157. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    GJT

    Had to finally throw out all my favorite underwear a few weeks ago. We’d been thru a lot together, I’m gonna miss them; the oil bust, two marriages, high school graduation….. One pair still had the markings from the Oiler-Buffalo game……

    I threw mine out along with the naugahyde/kuhzorche shin couch that I left a permanent pucker in.

  158. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    GJT

    Had to finally throw out all my favorite underwear a few weeks ago. We’d been thru a lot together, I’m gonna miss them; the oil bust, two marriages, high school graduation….. One pair still had the markings from the Oiler-Buffalo game……

    I threw mine out along with the naugahyde/kuhzorche shin couch that I left a permanent pucker in.

  159. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    get a room you two

  160. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    get a room you two

  161. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    SC
    Should have some new pics up later next week. I have been busy doing real work earning OBSCENE meager profits. Now don’t faint, I have been known to take out the trash on occasion too.

  162. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    SC
    Should have some new pics up later next week. I have been busy doing real work earning OBSCENE meager profits. Now don’t faint, I have been known to take out the trash on occasion too.

  163. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    From Drudge’s link to “NO APOLOGY…” story on Nato bombing of Libyan rebels in tanks:

    “This is something new. We haven’t had a significant military operation in which the Americans have taken a back seat for quite some time,” Malcolm Chalmers, a professor of defense at London’s Kings College, said Friday. “It really is unclear whether the Europeans can rise to that challenge.”

    http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/E/EU_NATO_LIBYA?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2011-04-08-08-25-00

  164. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    From Drudge’s link to “NO APOLOGY…” story on Nato bombing of Libyan rebels in tanks:

    “This is something new. We haven’t had a significant military operation in which the Americans have taken a back seat for quite some time,” Malcolm Chalmers, a professor of defense at London’s Kings College, said Friday. “It really is unclear whether the Europeans can rise to that challenge.”

    http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/E/EU_NATO_LIBYA?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2011-04-08-08-25-00

  165. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    “This is something new. We haven’t had a significant military operation in which the Americans have taken a back seat haven’t had a real leader for quite some time,”…

    What he really meant to say.

  166. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    “This is something new. We haven’t had a significant military operation in which the Americans have taken a back seat haven’t had a real leader for quite some time,”…

    What he really meant to say.

  167. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    81
    And discuss handbags

  168. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    81
    And discuss handbags

  169. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    I only commented on socks because I too had a recent experience in which I unexpectedly discovered my new socks were too snug.

    That is all. 🙂

  170. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    I only commented on socks because I too had a recent experience in which I unexpectedly discovered my new socks were too snug.
    That is all. 🙂

  171. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Or should I have bought some Big Endian socks? 🙂

  172. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Or should I have bought some Big Endian socks? 🙂

  173. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    #87 Mharper

    As long as it’s not Big Endian unnerwears. 😉

  174. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    #87 Mharper
    As long as it’s not Big Endian unnerwears. 😉

  175. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    #68 Pyro
    Now I’d like to hear why the conservative woman Janet enjoys the company of the lefty. Incidentally, only a lefty would have a name like “Taffy Brodesser-AknerBroadasser-A-hole”.

    fify

  176. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #68 Pyro
    Now I’d like to hear why the conservative woman Janet enjoys the company of the lefty. Incidentally, only a lefty would have a name like “Taffy Brodesser-AknerBroadasser-A-hole”.

    fify

  177. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    mharper42 says:
    #86

    I only commented on socks because I too had a recent experience in which I unexpectedly discovered my new socks were too snug.

    Yabbut you were the ONLY person that understood my growing frustration with too snug socks. Sniff sniff no one ever shows me compassion and understanding like that. For a “brief”moment we were kindred spirits in foot covering frustration. It is the little things dun ya kno.

    Bunsonburner teases me
    Hamous harasses me
    Bob42 bashes me
    My dog ignores me….. MY OWN DOG IGNORES ME!!!!!!!!
    Sarge wishes I would ignore him

    I’m…… I’m so misunderstood.

  178. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    mharper42 says:
    #86

    I only commented on socks because I too had a recent experience in which I unexpectedly discovered my new socks were too snug.

    Yabbut you were the ONLY person that understood my growing frustration with too snug socks. Sniff sniff no one ever shows me compassion and understanding like that. For a “brief”moment we were kindred spirits in foot covering frustration. It is the little things dun ya kno.
    Bunsonburner teases me
    Hamous harasses me
    Bob42 bashes me
    My dog ignores me….. MY OWN DOG IGNORES ME!!!!!!!!
    Sarge wishes I would ignore him
    I’m…… I’m so misunderstood.

  179. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    #90 Squawk

    I’m…… I’m so misunderstood.

    Oh, poor Squawk. Are you going to apologize for-freaking ever about not understanding the divine of the female energy or some such crap, too?

    I thought the unnerwears were too tight ‘cuz you had something in them. Was I mistaken?

    /putting whip away

  180. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    #90 Squawk

    I’m…… I’m so misunderstood.

    Oh, poor Squawk. Are you going to apologize for-freaking ever about not understanding the divine of the female energy or some such crap, too?
    I thought the unnerwears were too tight ‘cuz you had something in them. Was I mistaken?
    /putting whip away

  181. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    Aw come on Squawkie, you can always count on having a fun day when you spend it with the people you love.

  182. bob42 Avatar
    bob42

    Aw come on Squawkie, you can always count on having a fun day when you spend it with the people you love.

  183. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    87 mharper42 says:
    April 8, 2011 at 2:09 pm
    Or should I have bought some Big Endian socks?

    Some things do work for Big Endians and Little Endians.

    Not everything, though.

  184. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    87 mharper42 says:
    April 8, 2011 at 2:09 pm
    Or should I have bought some Big Endian socks?

    Some things do work for Big Endians and Little Endians.
    Not everything, though.

  185. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    /putting whip away

    WOOOOHOOOO don’t do that i was just beginning to like it

    Till Bob pulled out Barney

  186. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    /putting whip away

    WOOOOHOOOO don’t do that i was just beginning to like it
    Till Bob pulled out Barney

  187. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Sarge wishes I would ignore him don’t care what anybody thinks ‘cept God and his fambly. Not too many folks around that’s as important, and even fewer moreso.

  188. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Sarge wishes I would ignore him don’t care what anybody thinks ‘cept God and his fambly. Not too many folks around that’s as important, and even fewer moreso.

  189. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    Cop pepper sprays vile, killer beast.

  190. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Cop pepper sprays vile, killer beast.

  191. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    squack & crazy aunt –
    If you two are gonna get all weird & kinky, take it to one of those motels that rents by the hour.

  192. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    squack & crazy aunt –
    If you two are gonna get all weird & kinky, take it to one of those motels that rents by the hour.

  193. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    This just came in the spit bucket about the foul “O”. Sorry for the length but I don’t have the linkiethingie.

    Obama may have a criminal past… · Posted by Rick Perry on April 1, 2011 at 6:30am ·

    View Rick Perry’s blog This is an article written by an ex IRS investigator….very interesting.

    Trump is correct, Barry Soetoro, AKA Obama is hiding something in his past that is very bad… and it may not be his citizenship. (Trump would not say this if he did not know something and he has the money to get the dirt…)

    As an IRS tax examiner,one of many former federal jobs, I have seen what it appears Barry Soetoro has done, mostly by illegal aliens attempting to acquire a new identity in the U.S and/or criminals looking to acquire a new ID.

    Barry, AKA Obama, was lawfully adopted by a foreign national, Lolo Soetoro, and Barry’s name was legally changed to “Barry Soetoro”. (Barry’s own admission) Barry Soetoro was also made an official legal Indonesian citizen. (again Barry’s own admission) The adoption would be noted in Barry’s vital statistics record in Hawaii on his original birth certificate… OR Lolo Soetoro may have always been Barry’s legal birth farther. The public does not know for sure at this point who Barry’s father really was and Barry himself may not know.

    Barry was raised as a Muslim in Indonesia and attended a Catholic funded school that permitted all faiths to attend.

    Barry’s mother dropped him as a dependent for some reason, maybe even when Barry was adopted by Lolo Soetoro. His mother’s passport records dropped Barry as a dependent indicating Barry was no longer a legal dependent of his mothers. (The passport records of his mother have been produced showing Barry was no longer a dependent when Barry was permanently residing in Indonesia.) Barry went to Hawaii to live with his alleged grand parents after Lolo Soetoro and Barry’s mother divorced.

    A “certificate of live birth” can have names changed on it including a child’s birth name, and birth parent’s names. Even a modified date of birth can be on a “certificate of live birth”. This occurs frequently for adopted children where the birth parent does not want the child to know who they are. The public has no idea who Barry’s real birth father is or who Barry’s real birth mother is.
    (Barry could have been adopted by his mother) The original birth certificate is the only legal vital statistics record of a person’s birth parents, birth location, birth date, etc… I can get a “certificate of live birth” for a dead person; I cannot get a birth certificate of a dead person without “Deceased” on it. (I’ve tried)

    There is no evidence Barry Soetoro ever lawfully changed his name to “Barrack Hussein Obama”. There is no proof Barry Soetoro was born with the name “Barrack Hussein Obama”. I’m willing to bet the name “Barrack Hussein Obama” is not present on the real birth certificate as Barry’s birth name or as Barry’s birth father. I have pictures of me with my mother and Jimmy Buffet… that doesn’t make him my father even if I start using the name Jimmy Buffet.

    The public knows Barry Soetoro finished high school in Hawaii as Barry Soetoro and attended Occidental as Barry Soetoro where he did drugs and flunked out of school. After dropping out of Occidental, Barry showed up in New York, homeless and on drugs. (Barry’s own admission) Barry then hooked up with a Pakistani to live with and traveled back to Indonesia on his new boyfriend’s dime to renew his Indonesian passport and traveled to Pakistan with him.

    Ask any law enforcement officer in a large city or detective and they will tell you homeless young men on drugs in large cities usually end up as male prostitutes. Barry ended up as a world traveler with a degree… (Not likely)

    Barry Soetoro returned to New York from Pakistan and began using the fictitious name “Obama” for some reason. (again Barry Soetoro’s own admission) One could only suspect that a person addicted to drugs returning from Pakistan to New York, the main route for Afghan heroin into the U.S., maybe Barry had a reason to start using a new name. There are literally over 1 million open warrants on file in New York… maybe Barry is one of them?….

    After spending some time in New York allegedly working under the name “Obama”, It appears Barry used the fictitious name “Barrack Hussein Obama” for the first time to file his federal taxes in Connecticut at a Post Office Box for the purpose of evading paying taxes in New York and /or to establish a new identity.
    (This is a felony with no statute of limitation.)

    When the IRS received Barry Soetoro’s federal tax filing, the IRS could not attach the name Barrack Hussein Obama to the SSI number provided or the address provided. So the IRS assigned the fictitious name “Barrack Hussein Obama” a tax ID number for a person from Connecticut (Where Barry unlawfully filed a federal tax form using a false name). Barry Soetoro began using the tax ID number as his SSI number when using the fictitious name Barrack Obama. This is why Barry Soetoro has a Connecticut SSI number. When I worked for the IRS, I saw this occur more than once and yes, it is a felony to knowingly file a fraudulent federal tax forms. Most of the politicians that cheat on their taxes claim it was an accident. That is how they get away with their tax cheat crimes. Using a fake name is no accident.

    It appears Barry fled New York to Chicago using his new identity to get a job . He likely ordered a fake diploma to bolster his new identity as “Obama”. Fake Diploma’s were very big in the 80’s and diploma mills were even being used by federal workers to get promotions. There is evidence his alleged attendance at Columbia was faked (Barry never attended Columbia) and Barry lied his way into Harvard (he had no transcripts to get in)… Including telling the Saudi royal family he was fighting in Afghanistan with the Muslim Jihad against the Russians, so they would help him get into a law school.

    The Saudi’s apparently loved Barry’s story of Jihad in Pakistan/Afghanistan and paid for Barry to attend Harvard under the name “Obama”. The Saudi family has admitted to paying for Obama to attend Harvard and gave Harvard a gift of $20 million dollars. Harvard in turn made their special attendee President of the law review a person that never wrote a single law review…. I guess that is what $20 million buys at Harvard.

    It is unlikely Barry was a Jihadist and was most likely a drug mule if anything, maybe even a CIA street hire to haul Afghan heroin back to New York, so the Afghans could buy U.S. made stinger missiles with U.S. dollars to shoot down Russian helicopters?… I hired people over seas to do work below my pay grade all the time, even foreign nationals… I think this is the story Barry told the Saudi’s, but he was most likely really just a drug mule/dealer and probably still wanted on an outstanding warrant in New York.

    Barry’s selective service registration is not normal either…http://www.debbieschlussel.com/4428/exclusive-did-next-commander-in…

    After I looked at Barry’s selective service filing I noticed it was most likely fraudulent too based on the name he used. Barry did not start using the name “Obama” until he returned from Pakistan (long after he flunked out of school in California) His selective service record (maintained in Chicago coincidentally) shows he registered at a Hawaiian post office as “Obama” in Sept 1980… Problem, Barry was getting high in California at Occidental in Sept 1980
    (Barry’s own admission) and was not using the fictitious name “Obama” at that time. Barry began using the fictitious name “Obama” only after he returned from Pakistan. The selective service filing is fraudulent.

    NEW NOTE – On the the Selective Service Registration, Barry did not have the Connecticut Tax ID number he used on the Registration until after he began using the name “Obama” in New York. More evidence his Selective Service filing is fraudulent.

    Barry returned to Chicago and attend a semi-christian radical black church with his first female love Michelle. Barry admits keeping in touch with Phil Boener, who traveled to New York from Occidental to be with Barry and was most likely Barry’s first love.

    Barry still could not get a real job, because he was still a fraud, even with his Harvard degree in hand he could lie and take the Bar exam, but he could not work as a lawyer for a major law firm without a back ground investigation and he would never pass one. So, Michelle got Barry a job at her law firm. Barry never filed a case alone and never filed a motion. He wrote lots of memos according to the law firm where Barry worked. (I think they know Barry is a fraud and don’t want to be sued by previous clients) Barry rescinded his law licenses, so as not to be disbarred for fraud. The Bar knows Barry lied on his application. Michelle also had to turn over her law license for her involvement in corruption with the Chicago mayors office.

    With time on his hands Barry, a well spoken black man, was able to get elected to a state office, oddly because he looked for fraud in his opponents voter registrations and got his opponent disqualified from running. Barry a well versed liar was a natural in state politics. He used his political influence to get himself a position as a lecturer at Chicago’s law school. Barry embellished this position as a “professor of law” which everyone knows is completely false. Barry was not a professor or even a specialist at anything but lying.

    On a whim Barry ran for United States Senate for the State of Illinois. Politicians do this all the time to make a name for themselves even if they can’t win. At the time the Republican Ryan was a shoe in for the Senate seat, so no real Democrat contenders entered the race, but Barry did. On a fluke after the primary Ryan’s wife Jeri Ryan (Seven of nine from Star Trek) went public that her husband was making her have sex with other people while he watched. Ryan dropped out and Alan Keys moved from Maryland to run against Barry Soetoro.

    The election got all kinds of press because there were no blacks in the U.S. Senate and one of these black men was going to be a Senator. Alan Keys did his best to warn everyone Barry was not who he claimed to be, but the public saw him as a carpet bagger. Barry kept the lie going and presented himself as a clean black man that talked like a white man… Illinois elected Barry to U.S. Senate. The Democrats had already began scrubbing Barry’s back ground when Ryan dropped out.

    Phil, Barry’s boy friend from Occidental, was found working in California as a communications specialist (receptionist) for a dental hygienist school and given a diploma from Columbia and cover story. The rest of Barry’s drug friends were all given jobs or money by the Democrat machine to keep quiet.

    Because Barry was such a news maker as the only Black in the Senate, and he could speak like a white man he was made key speaker for the Democrat convention. Barry then decided to run for President to keep the lie going. No one thought to question Barry’s back ground in the Democrt party… They helped cover up the ugly back ground. The only person jumping up and down warning Barry was not who he claimed to be was Alan Keys and he was discarded as just an angry loser.

    Now we have a complete fraud sitting in the Office of the President. Clearly the most corrupt, inexperienced, and ignorant President in the history of the United States who’s only quality is that he can lie with a straight face.
    Barry Soetoro is as much of a fraud as Bernie Madoff and his house of cards will soon fall down.

    The foul “O” is a fraud, who’d a thunk it?

  194. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    This just came in the spit bucket about the foul “O”. Sorry for the length but I don’t have the linkiethingie.

    Obama may have a criminal past… · Posted by Rick Perry on April 1, 2011 at 6:30am ·
    View Rick Perry’s blog This is an article written by an ex IRS investigator….very interesting.
    Trump is correct, Barry Soetoro, AKA Obama is hiding something in his past that is very bad… and it may not be his citizenship. (Trump would not say this if he did not know something and he has the money to get the dirt…)
    As an IRS tax examiner,one of many former federal jobs, I have seen what it appears Barry Soetoro has done, mostly by illegal aliens attempting to acquire a new identity in the U.S and/or criminals looking to acquire a new ID.
    Barry, AKA Obama, was lawfully adopted by a foreign national, Lolo Soetoro, and Barry’s name was legally changed to “Barry Soetoro”. (Barry’s own admission) Barry Soetoro was also made an official legal Indonesian citizen. (again Barry’s own admission) The adoption would be noted in Barry’s vital statistics record in Hawaii on his original birth certificate… OR Lolo Soetoro may have always been Barry’s legal birth farther. The public does not know for sure at this point who Barry’s father really was and Barry himself may not know.
    Barry was raised as a Muslim in Indonesia and attended a Catholic funded school that permitted all faiths to attend.
    Barry’s mother dropped him as a dependent for some reason, maybe even when Barry was adopted by Lolo Soetoro. His mother’s passport records dropped Barry as a dependent indicating Barry was no longer a legal dependent of his mothers. (The passport records of his mother have been produced showing Barry was no longer a dependent when Barry was permanently residing in Indonesia.) Barry went to Hawaii to live with his alleged grand parents after Lolo Soetoro and Barry’s mother divorced.
    A “certificate of live birth” can have names changed on it including a child’s birth name, and birth parent’s names. Even a modified date of birth can be on a “certificate of live birth”. This occurs frequently for adopted children where the birth parent does not want the child to know who they are. The public has no idea who Barry’s real birth father is or who Barry’s real birth mother is.
    (Barry could have been adopted by his mother) The original birth certificate is the only legal vital statistics record of a person’s birth parents, birth location, birth date, etc… I can get a “certificate of live birth” for a dead person; I cannot get a birth certificate of a dead person without “Deceased” on it. (I’ve tried)
    There is no evidence Barry Soetoro ever lawfully changed his name to “Barrack Hussein Obama”. There is no proof Barry Soetoro was born with the name “Barrack Hussein Obama”. I’m willing to bet the name “Barrack Hussein Obama” is not present on the real birth certificate as Barry’s birth name or as Barry’s birth father. I have pictures of me with my mother and Jimmy Buffet… that doesn’t make him my father even if I start using the name Jimmy Buffet.
    The public knows Barry Soetoro finished high school in Hawaii as Barry Soetoro and attended Occidental as Barry Soetoro where he did drugs and flunked out of school. After dropping out of Occidental, Barry showed up in New York, homeless and on drugs. (Barry’s own admission) Barry then hooked up with a Pakistani to live with and traveled back to Indonesia on his new boyfriend’s dime to renew his Indonesian passport and traveled to Pakistan with him.
    Ask any law enforcement officer in a large city or detective and they will tell you homeless young men on drugs in large cities usually end up as male prostitutes. Barry ended up as a world traveler with a degree… (Not likely)
    Barry Soetoro returned to New York from Pakistan and began using the fictitious name “Obama” for some reason. (again Barry Soetoro’s own admission) One could only suspect that a person addicted to drugs returning from Pakistan to New York, the main route for Afghan heroin into the U.S., maybe Barry had a reason to start using a new name. There are literally over 1 million open warrants on file in New York… maybe Barry is one of them?….
    After spending some time in New York allegedly working under the name “Obama”, It appears Barry used the fictitious name “Barrack Hussein Obama” for the first time to file his federal taxes in Connecticut at a Post Office Box for the purpose of evading paying taxes in New York and /or to establish a new identity.
    (This is a felony with no statute of limitation.)
    When the IRS received Barry Soetoro’s federal tax filing, the IRS could not attach the name Barrack Hussein Obama to the SSI number provided or the address provided. So the IRS assigned the fictitious name “Barrack Hussein Obama” a tax ID number for a person from Connecticut (Where Barry unlawfully filed a federal tax form using a false name). Barry Soetoro began using the tax ID number as his SSI number when using the fictitious name Barrack Obama. This is why Barry Soetoro has a Connecticut SSI number. When I worked for the IRS, I saw this occur more than once and yes, it is a felony to knowingly file a fraudulent federal tax forms. Most of the politicians that cheat on their taxes claim it was an accident. That is how they get away with their tax cheat crimes. Using a fake name is no accident.
    It appears Barry fled New York to Chicago using his new identity to get a job . He likely ordered a fake diploma to bolster his new identity as “Obama”. Fake Diploma’s were very big in the 80’s and diploma mills were even being used by federal workers to get promotions. There is evidence his alleged attendance at Columbia was faked (Barry never attended Columbia) and Barry lied his way into Harvard (he had no transcripts to get in)… Including telling the Saudi royal family he was fighting in Afghanistan with the Muslim Jihad against the Russians, so they would help him get into a law school.
    The Saudi’s apparently loved Barry’s story of Jihad in Pakistan/Afghanistan and paid for Barry to attend Harvard under the name “Obama”. The Saudi family has admitted to paying for Obama to attend Harvard and gave Harvard a gift of $20 million dollars. Harvard in turn made their special attendee President of the law review a person that never wrote a single law review…. I guess that is what $20 million buys at Harvard.
    It is unlikely Barry was a Jihadist and was most likely a drug mule if anything, maybe even a CIA street hire to haul Afghan heroin back to New York, so the Afghans could buy U.S. made stinger missiles with U.S. dollars to shoot down Russian helicopters?… I hired people over seas to do work below my pay grade all the time, even foreign nationals… I think this is the story Barry told the Saudi’s, but he was most likely really just a drug mule/dealer and probably still wanted on an outstanding warrant in New York.
    Barry’s selective service registration is not normal either…http://www.debbieschlussel.com/4428/exclusive-did-next-commander-in…
    After I looked at Barry’s selective service filing I noticed it was most likely fraudulent too based on the name he used. Barry did not start using the name “Obama” until he returned from Pakistan (long after he flunked out of school in California) His selective service record (maintained in Chicago coincidentally) shows he registered at a Hawaiian post office as “Obama” in Sept 1980… Problem, Barry was getting high in California at Occidental in Sept 1980
    (Barry’s own admission) and was not using the fictitious name “Obama” at that time. Barry began using the fictitious name “Obama” only after he returned from Pakistan. The selective service filing is fraudulent.
    NEW NOTE – On the the Selective Service Registration, Barry did not have the Connecticut Tax ID number he used on the Registration until after he began using the name “Obama” in New York. More evidence his Selective Service filing is fraudulent.
    Barry returned to Chicago and attend a semi-christian radical black church with his first female love Michelle. Barry admits keeping in touch with Phil Boener, who traveled to New York from Occidental to be with Barry and was most likely Barry’s first love.
    Barry still could not get a real job, because he was still a fraud, even with his Harvard degree in hand he could lie and take the Bar exam, but he could not work as a lawyer for a major law firm without a back ground investigation and he would never pass one. So, Michelle got Barry a job at her law firm. Barry never filed a case alone and never filed a motion. He wrote lots of memos according to the law firm where Barry worked. (I think they know Barry is a fraud and don’t want to be sued by previous clients) Barry rescinded his law licenses, so as not to be disbarred for fraud. The Bar knows Barry lied on his application. Michelle also had to turn over her law license for her involvement in corruption with the Chicago mayors office.
    With time on his hands Barry, a well spoken black man, was able to get elected to a state office, oddly because he looked for fraud in his opponents voter registrations and got his opponent disqualified from running. Barry a well versed liar was a natural in state politics. He used his political influence to get himself a position as a lecturer at Chicago’s law school. Barry embellished this position as a “professor of law” which everyone knows is completely false. Barry was not a professor or even a specialist at anything but lying.
    On a whim Barry ran for United States Senate for the State of Illinois. Politicians do this all the time to make a name for themselves even if they can’t win. At the time the Republican Ryan was a shoe in for the Senate seat, so no real Democrat contenders entered the race, but Barry did. On a fluke after the primary Ryan’s wife Jeri Ryan (Seven of nine from Star Trek) went public that her husband was making her have sex with other people while he watched. Ryan dropped out and Alan Keys moved from Maryland to run against Barry Soetoro.
    The election got all kinds of press because there were no blacks in the U.S. Senate and one of these black men was going to be a Senator. Alan Keys did his best to warn everyone Barry was not who he claimed to be, but the public saw him as a carpet bagger. Barry kept the lie going and presented himself as a clean black man that talked like a white man… Illinois elected Barry to U.S. Senate. The Democrats had already began scrubbing Barry’s back ground when Ryan dropped out.
    Phil, Barry’s boy friend from Occidental, was found working in California as a communications specialist (receptionist) for a dental hygienist school and given a diploma from Columbia and cover story. The rest of Barry’s drug friends were all given jobs or money by the Democrat machine to keep quiet.
    Because Barry was such a news maker as the only Black in the Senate, and he could speak like a white man he was made key speaker for the Democrat convention. Barry then decided to run for President to keep the lie going. No one thought to question Barry’s back ground in the Democrt party… They helped cover up the ugly back ground. The only person jumping up and down warning Barry was not who he claimed to be was Alan Keys and he was discarded as just an angry loser.
    Now we have a complete fraud sitting in the Office of the President. Clearly the most corrupt, inexperienced, and ignorant President in the history of the United States who’s only quality is that he can lie with a straight face.
    Barry Soetoro is as much of a fraud as Bernie Madoff and his house of cards will soon fall down.

    The foul “O” is a fraud, who’d a thunk it?

  195. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    Ummm….

    Bone, can you summarize and comment on these long-a$$ed articles? If you can’t post a link to the source because it came in your email, I’d tend to be pretty suspicious of its veracity.

  196. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Ummm….
    Bone, can you summarize and comment on these long-a$$ed articles? If you can’t post a link to the source because it came in your email, I’d tend to be pretty suspicious of its veracity.

  197. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    Bones, I found several dozen linkies to that post. My skepticism meter is pegged.

  198. bob42 Avatar
    bob42

    Bones, I found several dozen linkies to that post. My skepticism meter is pegged.

  199. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    I want some of those tube sox Hammy mentioned. 🙂

    Here ya go

  200. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    I want some of those tube sox Hammy mentioned. 🙂

    Here ya go

  201. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    Pyro: you have a valid point, however, there is enough meat on this bone here that deserves some gnawing. To phrase a little differently, I heard from mulitple sources, I can’t recall where now, that also spoke about his bogus SS number, no one remembering him from college, the obvious questions about the “cert of live birth” thing and now “The Donald” is going to start in on him and HE has the resources to get past the firewalls. The more salient constitutional questions at hand are:
    *Not if but when we discover and prove that the foul “O” is in fact a fraud and constitutionally ineligible to be president, what happens to every document he signed and every appointment he has made? A reasonable approach would be to immediately invalidate every action or statement he has made in an official capacity.
    *Further, those who assisted in the fraud CONSPIRACY need to be held accountable as well – and that means jail time.
    *What punishment would be appropriate for the foul “O” crime of illegally occupying the the office of POTUS through fraudulent actions?
    *The LSM has made a diligent effort to demonize/marginalize/malign any and all who raise the obvious questions – will they also be indicted as active participants in conspiracy to commit fraud?
    *Will anyone hold the upper management of the LSM companies criminally liable for their gross incompetance in not investigating obvious pertinent questions?

    We know without any question what would be the answers to these questions if it were a honkey, conservative R in office now don’t we?

  202. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Pyro: you have a valid point, however, there is enough meat on this bone here that deserves some gnawing. To phrase a little differently, I heard from mulitple sources, I can’t recall where now, that also spoke about his bogus SS number, no one remembering him from college, the obvious questions about the “cert of live birth” thing and now “The Donald” is going to start in on him and HE has the resources to get past the firewalls. The more salient constitutional questions at hand are:
    *Not if but when we discover and prove that the foul “O” is in fact a fraud and constitutionally ineligible to be president, what happens to every document he signed and every appointment he has made? A reasonable approach would be to immediately invalidate every action or statement he has made in an official capacity.
    *Further, those who assisted in the fraud CONSPIRACY need to be held accountable as well – and that means jail time.
    *What punishment would be appropriate for the foul “O” crime of illegally occupying the the office of POTUS through fraudulent actions?
    *The LSM has made a diligent effort to demonize/marginalize/malign any and all who raise the obvious questions – will they also be indicted as active participants in conspiracy to commit fraud?
    *Will anyone hold the upper management of the LSM companies criminally liable for their gross incompetance in not investigating obvious pertinent questions?
    We know without any question what would be the answers to these questions if it were a honkey, conservative R in office now don’t we?

  203. SC Avatar
    SC

    #102 I notice that it was posted April 1st.
    But I do not doubt he is a fraud. All that stuff in the article would be kind of hard to hide.

  204. SC Avatar
    SC

    #102 I notice that it was posted April 1st.
    But I do not doubt he is a fraud. All that stuff in the article would be kind of hard to hide.

  205. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    RE foul “O” There is too much there there for there not to be something there, or with all this wissin smoke there has to be a fire somewhere.

  206. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    RE foul “O” There is too much there there for there not to be something there, or with all this wissin smoke there has to be a fire somewhere.

  207. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    In a country of 300 million, how many Barry Soeteros are there?

    You might be surprised.

    Even if a blog post written on April Fools Day says there’s only one.

  208. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    In a country of 300 million, how many Barry Soeteros are there?
    You might be surprised.
    Even if a blog post written on April Fools Day says there’s only one.

  209. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    I demand to see the original, long form birth certificate for Donald Trump’s hair.

  210. bob42 Avatar
    bob42

    I demand to see the original, long form birth certificate for Donald Trump’s hair.

  211. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    Why has the “O” spent millions blocking access to his past unless he has something to hide? I have yet to hear even a single plausible explanation to that question.
    Under which passport did he travel to Pakistan?
    Why did BOTH HE AND MOOOCHELLE surrender their law licenses if they had nothing to hide from/be ashamed of? With all the time and money invested in obtaining a law license, why would it be surrendered unless it was to prevent something far worse from happening?
    Why was the obviously fraudulent COLB put out as “proof of citizenship”? On that document, the race of father is listed as African American, a term that was never used in 1961; how does one explain that?
    I don’t give a rat poopie what day the post was written, the questions are still unanswered and darned important.
    Have any of the questions surrounding “O” been plausibly answered? If yes, I want to read them.

  212. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Why has the “O” spent millions blocking access to his past unless he has something to hide? I have yet to hear even a single plausible explanation to that question.
    Under which passport did he travel to Pakistan?
    Why did BOTH HE AND MOOOCHELLE surrender their law licenses if they had nothing to hide from/be ashamed of? With all the time and money invested in obtaining a law license, why would it be surrendered unless it was to prevent something far worse from happening?
    Why was the obviously fraudulent COLB put out as “proof of citizenship”? On that document, the race of father is listed as African American, a term that was never used in 1961; how does one explain that?
    I don’t give a rat poopie what day the post was written, the questions are still unanswered and darned important.
    Have any of the questions surrounding “O” been plausibly answered? If yes, I want to read them.

  213. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    All that stuff in the article would be kind of hard to hide.

    And it would mean that the Clintons have the most incompetent campaign staff in the history of Presidential elections.

  214. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    Obama shot JFK.

  215. bob42 Avatar
    bob42

    Obama shot JFK.

  216. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Why did BOTH HE AND MOOOCHELLE surrender their law licenses if they had nothing to hide from/be ashamed of?

    Just a shot in the dark, but the fact that neither of them was practicing law might have something to do with it.

    Why was the obviously fraudulent COLB put out as “proof of citizenship”?

    Because until Donald Trump added a bit of credibility to the issue, Barry and his bunch could use it to make people look crazy.

    I’m perfectly happy to let Trump carry the ball on this one. He klnows he;s not going tlo be elected President, and he’s rich enough that he doesn’t care what it does to his reputation. He’s a smart cookie. He knows that Obama was born in the US, the two birth announcements printed in the Honolulu newspapers pretty much prove that, but he also knows that a guy like him talking about it insulates him from charges of nutcase and racist.

  217. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Why did BOTH HE AND MOOOCHELLE surrender their law licenses if they had nothing to hide from/be ashamed of?

    Just a shot in the dark, but the fact that neither of them was practicing law might have something to do with it.

    Why was the obviously fraudulent COLB put out as “proof of citizenship”?

    Because until Donald Trump added a bit of credibility to the issue, Barry and his bunch could use it to make people look crazy.
    I’m perfectly happy to let Trump carry the ball on this one. He klnows he;s not going tlo be elected President, and he’s rich enough that he doesn’t care what it does to his reputation. He’s a smart cookie. He knows that Obama was born in the US, the two birth announcements printed in the Honolulu newspapers pretty much prove that, but he also knows that a guy like him talking about it insulates him from charges of nutcase and racist.

  218. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Obama’s birth certificate shot JFK.

  219. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    Obama’s birth certificate shot JFK.

  220. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Serge’
    #95

    Sarge wishes I would ignore him don’t care what anybody thinks ‘cept God and his fambly. Not too many folks around that’s as important, and even fewer moreso.

    Good grief. Lighten up Lucy. You wanna be all pious, setting up on the hill looking down on us peons knock your holier than thou self out. Yanno what Serge’ you would be better off praying for wisdom for yourself than worrying whether I am sick or lacking in compassion.

    /and i was not gonna get into a willy waggin contest today. Sigh

  221. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Serge’
    #95

    Sarge wishes I would ignore him don’t care what anybody thinks ‘cept God and his fambly. Not too many folks around that’s as important, and even fewer moreso.

    Good grief. Lighten up Lucy. You wanna be all pious, setting up on the hill looking down on us peons knock your holier than thou self out. Yanno what Serge’ you would be better off praying for wisdom for yourself than worrying whether I am sick or lacking in compassion.
    /and i was not gonna get into a willy waggin contest today. Sigh

  222. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    Does Obama’s original birth certificate make Michelle’s butt look big?

  223. bob42 Avatar
    bob42

    Does Obama’s original birth certificate make Michelle’s butt look big?

  224. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    How ’bout a flap-up contest?

  225. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    How ’bout a flap-up contest?

  226. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    #110 Sarge:

    Just a shot in the dark, but the fact that neither of them was practicing law might have something to do with it.

    Quite possibly the lamest friggin thing I have ever seen. Do you think any of the MD’s in Congress have let their medical licenses lapse or have surrendered them because they aren’t currently practicing medicine?? Do you know of any other lawyers who have surrendered their licenses because they are currently in congress and not because they were about to be taken due to criminal activity?

    He knows that Obama was born in the US, the two birth announcements printed in the Honolulu newspapers pretty much prove that

    Birth announcements in a newspaper don’t prove anything except that someone had money to place the ad(s).

  227. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #110 Sarge:

    Just a shot in the dark, but the fact that neither of them was practicing law might have something to do with it.

    Quite possibly the lamest friggin thing I have ever seen. Do you think any of the MD’s in Congress have let their medical licenses lapse or have surrendered them because they aren’t currently practicing medicine?? Do you know of any other lawyers who have surrendered their licenses because they are currently in congress and not because they were about to be taken due to criminal activity?

    He knows that Obama was born in the US, the two birth announcements printed in the Honolulu newspapers pretty much prove that

    Birth announcements in a newspaper don’t prove anything except that someone had money to place the ad(s).

  228. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Me?

    I’m just one Little Endian.

    Couldn’t be pious if I tried.

  229. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Me?
    I’m just one Little Endian.
    Couldn’t be pious if I tried.

  230. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    I don’t know what else to do other than laugh. The whole thing reminds me of an op/ed by Mac Johnson a few years back:

    That’s what makes us so smart. We know that JFK was actually assassinated by a 17-year-old George W. Bush in order ensconce fellow Texan Lyndon Johnson in the White House, thus laying the historical background necessary to facilitate Lady Bird Johnson’s highway beautification scheme years later—a scheme that encourages oil consumption by brainwashed pleasure drivers entranced by the wafting aroma of beautiful mind-controlling uber-poppies. Oh, and Halliburton.

  231. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    I don’t know what else to do other than laugh. The whole thing reminds me of an op/ed by Mac Johnson a few years back:

    That’s what makes us so smart. We know that JFK was actually assassinated by a 17-year-old George W. Bush in order ensconce fellow Texan Lyndon Johnson in the White House, thus laying the historical background necessary to facilitate Lady Bird Johnson’s highway beautification scheme years later—a scheme that encourages oil consumption by brainwashed pleasure drivers entranced by the wafting aroma of beautiful mind-controlling uber-poppies. Oh, and Halliburton.

  232. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    #113 Bob: Does anything exist that doesn’t make her butt look as huge as:
    1) A house
    2) A barn
    3) The back end of an elephant
    4) 2 basketballs colliding
    5) 2 planets colliding
    6) The back end of a jack-a$$
    7) The back end of a cow
    8) Something that works better than ippycack to make one hurl
    y’all can add to the list at your leisure.

  233. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #113 Bob: Does anything exist that doesn’t make her butt look as huge as:
    1) A house
    2) A barn
    3) The back end of an elephant
    4) 2 basketballs colliding
    5) 2 planets colliding
    6) The back end of a jack-a$$
    7) The back end of a cow
    8) Something that works better than ippycack to make one hurl
    y’all can add to the list at your leisure.

  234. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    #90 – GEEZ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ST, & Sha-Na-Na, & Texpat, & Me lubs ya Bubba

    (as long as we kin heap on some abuse now n then o course……………)

    MEGASNIKKER™

  235. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    #90 – GEEZ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ST, & Sha-Na-Na, & Texpat, & Me lubs ya Bubba
    (as long as we kin heap on some abuse now n then o course……………)
    MEGASNIKKER™

  236. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    #117 – Cmon Hammy yer slippin – ya forgot to shoe-horn Cheney in dere somewheres!!

    (although in fairness ah reckon the Halliburton remark kinda does dat eh?)

  237. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    #117 – Cmon Hammy yer slippin – ya forgot to shoe-horn Cheney in dere somewheres!!
    (although in fairness ah reckon the Halliburton remark kinda does dat eh?)

  238. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #108 Sarge:

    And it would mean that the Clintons have the most incompetent campaign staff in the history of Presidential elections.

    Does the phrase “mutually assured destruction” mean anything to you Sarge? Do you really think that the Clintons are beyond reproach and have nothing to hide? A simple comment like “if you bring up and push the birth status issue, we will bring up Whitewater, cattle futures, Vince Foster or( whatever else they may have that we do not yet know about) and provide the evidence to put you in jail” would quickly stop the offense of the Clintons.
    If the “O” staff, with the endless supply of money from Soros, couldn’t pull that off they would be the most incompetent election staff in history.

  239. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    #90 Squawkster:

    I thought the unnerwears were too tight ‘cuz you had something in them. Was I mistaken?

    Leave it to the girl to hit below the belt. It was a really brutal shot at that.

  240. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #90 Squawkster:

    I thought the unnerwears were too tight ‘cuz you had something in them. Was I mistaken?

    Leave it to the girl to hit below the belt. It was a really brutal shot at that.

  241. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #107 Bones

    On that document, the race of father is listed as African American, a term that was never used in 1961;

    Bammy’s mother’s first husband was NOT an American but a Kenyan exchange student, I can’t see any reason why he would be listed as a hyphenated American.

  242. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #107 Bones

    On that document, the race of father is listed as African American, a term that was never used in 1961;

    Bammy’s mother’s first husband was NOT an American but a Kenyan exchange student, I can’t see any reason why he would be listed as a hyphenated American.

  243. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Wonder why Snopes.com doesn’t have this one? Is there another good debunking/investigation site?

  244. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Wonder why Snopes.com doesn’t have this one? Is there another good debunking/investigation site?

  245. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #101 Hams

    tube socks

    Oh noooooooooooo…
    “The knit has spandex for stretch.”

    They even gots spandex in tube sox now…

  246. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #101 Hams

    tube socks

    Oh noooooooooooo…
    “The knit has spandex for stretch.”
    They even gots spandex in tube sox now…

  247. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    #124 M:

    Wonder why Snopes.com doesn’t have this one?

    My understanding is that snopes is owned by the annenberg foundation; which was a big supporter for “O”; all part of the Chicago machine.

  248. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #124 M:

    Wonder why Snopes.com doesn’t have this one?

    My understanding is that snopes is owned by the annenberg foundation; which was a big supporter for “O”; all part of the Chicago machine.

  249. Hamous Avatar
    Hamous

    I’ll check back in after the sun goes down tomorrow. Shabbat Shalom y’all.

  250. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    I’ll check back in after the sun goes down tomorrow. Shabbat Shalom y’all.

  251. Robert M Avatar
    Robert M

    #53 Boney: I went to FB earlier to check it out. They had 5. Fiiiiiiive. Most on that page were against it.

    #68 Pyro, I also pasted your link on my best friends FB page. I’m the one that got her vote in her 20’s, she moved back to Seattle and is a pro-union commie and so are most of her FB friends. Thanks for that link. 🙂

    #97 Pyro: I was 26 when once again, was driving by the Jewel Ho on 59 near Aldine Bender? I happened to comment to my friend how kewel it was to rent rooms by the hour, yanno, especially after a big meal. Northside girl looked at me and s’plained it to me……

    And yes, Squawkie, we lubs ya. I’m sorry you had a “sock issue”. I don’t ever recall you wearing shoes. Just those sandel thingies. Afterall, your dog has gots ta lubs you. She licks your toes. Ewwwwwwww………

  252. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    #53 Boney: I went to FB earlier to check it out. They had 5. Fiiiiiiive. Most on that page were against it.
    #68 Pyro, I also pasted your link on my best friends FB page. I’m the one that got her vote in her 20’s, she moved back to Seattle and is a pro-union commie and so are most of her FB friends. Thanks for that link. 🙂
    #97 Pyro: I was 26 when once again, was driving by the Jewel Ho on 59 near Aldine Bender? I happened to comment to my friend how kewel it was to rent rooms by the hour, yanno, especially after a big meal. Northside girl looked at me and s’plained it to me……
    And yes, Squawkie, we lubs ya. I’m sorry you had a “sock issue”. I don’t ever recall you wearing shoes. Just those sandel thingies. Afterall, your dog has gots ta lubs you. She licks your toes. Ewwwwwwww………

  253. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    Dad-gummit! I just purchased my tickets for Sugarland on Saturday the 16th. And docking my pay to see it. Sunday would be much better. What to do…..what to do…….See a dear friend I haven’t seen in a while or be a slacker friend? 🙁

  254. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Bonez
    #122

    Leave it to the girl to hit below the belt. It was a really brutal shot at that.

    Those kinda jokes don’t bother me. After my time in the service I pretty much heard them all.

  255. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Bonez
    #122

    Leave it to the girl to hit below the belt. It was a really brutal shot at that.

    Those kinda jokes don’t bother me. After my time in the service I pretty much heard them all.

  256. Robert M Avatar
    Robert M

    Heh. Adding on to Pyro’s 68 comment.

  257. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    Heh. Adding on to Pyro’s 68 comment.

  258. Simple Simon Avatar
    Simple Simon

    Bonehead,

    A lot of lawyers surrender their licenses voluntarily, when they are no longer active in the practice of law. Such as:

    1. Politicians not needing the extra income or hassle of being an active lawyer

    2. Former lawyers doing quasi-legal work that does not require a law license, such as
    sports agents, talent agents, Fox News Commentators,……..

    I work with an engineer was a practicing attorney for our Company. He got fed up with the job and returned to his roots as an engineer. He was a patent attorney for us in the mahogany corridors and now he supervises complex startups of rotating equipment. He let his license go inactive with glee.

    Simple

  259. Simple Simon Avatar
    Simple Simon

    Bonehead,
    A lot of lawyers surrender their licenses voluntarily, when they are no longer active in the practice of law. Such as:
    1. Politicians not needing the extra income or hassle of being an active lawyer
    2. Former lawyers doing quasi-legal work that does not require a law license, such as
    sports agents, talent agents, Fox News Commentators,……..
    I work with an engineer was a practicing attorney for our Company. He got fed up with the job and returned to his roots as an engineer. He was a patent attorney for us in the mahogany corridors and now he supervises complex startups of rotating equipment. He let his license go inactive with glee.
    Simple

  260. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    I didn’t know that people wore socks any more.

  261. El Gordo Avatar
    El Gordo

    I didn’t know that people wore socks any more.

  262. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #133 EG
    Squawkbox and I may be the last sock wearers in Texas…

  263. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #133 EG
    Squawkbox and I may be the last sock wearers in Texas…

  264. phil Avatar
    phil

    I wonder if the bleach blond(e) spitter on the Many Sycophantic Nutjobs Broadcasting Company network is busy in his basement creating Barry Obumma’s long form birth certificate.

    One part Photoshop
    One part thigh tingle
    Two parts spittle

  265. phil Avatar
    phil

    I wonder if the bleach blond(e) spitter on the Many Sycophantic Nutjobs Broadcasting Company network is busy in his basement creating Barry Obumma’s long form birth certificate.
    One part Photoshop
    One part thigh tingle
    Two parts spittle

  266. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    WARNING RANT AHEAD:

    Ahem

    THE REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS ARE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS.

    Thank you

    END RANT

  267. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    WARNING RANT AHEAD:
    Ahem
    THE REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS ARE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS.
    Thank you
    END RANT

  268. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    That had a pretty high pith to byte ratio.

  269. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    That had a pretty high pith to byte ratio.

  270. phil Avatar
    phil

    A short clip on the relationship between the Redumblicans and Marxicrats in Congress.

    Guess which one is which.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h38srxvt6qE

  271. phil Avatar
    phil

    A short clip on the relationship between the Redumblicans and Marxicrats in Congress.
    Guess which one is which.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h38srxvt6qE

  272. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    #134 – Au conTRAIRE!

    Plennnnnnnnnnnnnty of socks de la tubus ’round heah

  273. Katfish Avatar
    Katfish

    #134 – Au conTRAIRE!
    Plennnnnnnnnnnnnty of socks de la tubus ’round heah

  274. timdenchanter Avatar
    timdenchanter

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