Tuesday Sunshine Roundup Open Comments

Our host seems to be a little stressed of late, so let’s take him on a trip home to cheer him up.

First up, a Crestview man locked his girlfriend in a shed and threw cottage cheese at her. Must be some sort of cracker mating ritual.
Then we have a couple of Broward County Deputies who are evidently under strict orders to prevent suicides.
Speaking of cops, Orlando brings us a man bites cop story. I wonder if had his distemper shots? He’s also a nominee for most creative tasering invitation today.
Next stop: Gainesville, where controversial preacher Terry Jones “supervised the burning of a Koran by fellow Evangelical preacher Wayne Sapp. Apparently burning a Koran requires soaking it in kerosene for an hour beforehand. Who knew?
Finally, the Bradenton cemetery where Eugene Washington was being buried must have been going for the extra style points.

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160 responses to “Tuesday Sunshine Roundup Open Comments”

  1. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    How about a 10′ long shoe car. Electric of course, and consumes no petrochemical distillates or anything else in the body, since it’s made of bull’s hide. Now what do they use for the gear shift knob? I want one of these – maybe I could go electric after all.
    http://dvice.com/archives/2011/03/ten-feet-long-e.php

    Wonder if it’s a chick magnet.

  2. El Gordo Avatar

    How about a 10′ long shoe car. Electric of course, and consumes no petrochemical distillates or anything else in the body, since it’s made of bull’s hide. Now what do they use for the gear shift knob? I want one of these – maybe I could go electric after all.
    http://dvice.com/archives/2011/03/ten-feet-long-e.php
    Wonder if it’s a chick magnet.

  3. Simple Simon Avatar
    Simple Simon

    1 El Gordo,

    1. Does it come in Blue Suede?

    2. How many miles to the gallon of foot spray does it get?

    Simple

  4. Simple Simon Avatar
    Simple Simon

    1 El Gordo,
    1. Does it come in Blue Suede?
    2. How many miles to the gallon of foot spray does it get?
    Simple

  5. El Gordo Avatar

    a Crestview man locked his girlfriend in a shed and threw cottage cheese at her

    There’s some folks jest needs cottage cheese throwed at ’em.

  6. Dooood Avatar

    a Crestview man locked his girlfriend in a shed and threw cottage cheese at her

    There’s some folks jest needs cottage cheese throwed at ’em.

  7. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    I thought Hambone had blown up his site with the change over, I peeked in about 5:55 and again @ 6:45 and it wouldn’t come up. Musta’ fired back up sometime after that.
    Mornin’ Gang

  8. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    I thought Hambone had blown up his site with the change over, I peeked in about 5:55 and again @ 6:45 and it wouldn’t come up. Musta’ fired back up sometime after that.
    Mornin’ Gang

  9. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    G’Morning all

    I believe that Fla. postcard has been around since just after WWII. I can’t remember not ever not seeing it since the late 40’s.

    I also remember going through USMC Aviation training in Jacksonville. GREAT liberty town.

  10. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    G’Morning all
    I believe that Fla. postcard has been around since just after WWII. I can’t remember not ever not seeing it since the late 40’s.
    I also remember going through USMC Aviation training in Jacksonville. GREAT liberty town.

  11. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Tokyo’s airport has been packed with people trying to to leave Japan following a spike in radiation.

    The panic is justified. Whether they’re American, European, Asian, Middle Eastern or African, the longer they’re in Tokyo the more they look like Gary Busey.

  12. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    Tokyo’s airport has been packed with people trying to to leave Japan following a spike in radiation.
    The panic is justified. Whether they’re American, European, Asian, Middle Eastern or African, the longer they’re in Tokyo the more they look like Gary Busey.

  13. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Hillary’s back after a long week in Egypt and Tunisia. Next she briefs Obama.

    She hopes she can be fit into his schedule sometime between the Final Four and Masters Week at Augusta.

  14. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    Hillary’s back after a long week in Egypt and Tunisia. Next she briefs Obama.
    She hopes she can be fit into his schedule sometime between the Final Four and Masters Week at Augusta.

  15. Katfish Avatar

    “We want to help you with the technology and support to develop these oil reserves safely. And when you’re ready to start selling, we want to be one of your best customers.”
    — Barack H. Obama

  16. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    “We want to help you with the technology and support to develop these oil reserves safely. And when you’re ready to start selling, we want to be one of your best customers.”
    — Barack H. Obama

  17. Katfish Avatar

    CNN correspondent Nic Robertson sez that Fox news is lying about foreign journalists being used as human shields. Meanwhile, others demonstrate the cluelessness and/or deceitfulness of Mr. Robertson :

    British sources confirmed that seven Storm Shadow missiles were ready to be fired from a British aircraft, but the strikes had to be curtailed due to crews from CNN, Reuters and other organizations nearby. Officials from Libya’s Ministry of Information brought those journalists to the area to show them damage from the initial attack and to effectively use them as human shields.

  18. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    CNN correspondent Nic Robertson sez that Fox news is lying about foreign journalists being used as human shields. Meanwhile, others demonstrate the cluelessness and/or deceitfulness of Mr. Robertson :

    British sources confirmed that seven Storm Shadow missiles were ready to be fired from a British aircraft, but the strikes had to be curtailed due to crews from CNN, Reuters and other organizations nearby. Officials from Libya’s Ministry of Information brought those journalists to the area to show them damage from the initial attack and to effectively use them as human shields.

  19. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    The son never called back so I cannot give a former resident’s perception on Libya, maybe the helicopters got him.

    Back to the bunker.

    ooh, looking around, nice new server. 🙂

  20. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    The son never called back so I cannot give a former resident’s perception on Libya, maybe the helicopters got him.
    Back to the bunker.
    ooh, looking around, nice new server. 🙂

  21. Katfish Avatar

    Food service, catering, and janitorial service company Sodexo has filed a suit under RICO against the SEIU.

  22. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Food service, catering, and janitorial service company Sodexo has filed a suit under RICO against the SEIU.

  23. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    William Shatner celebrates his 80th birthday today.

    But with Priceline, he’s only 39.

  24. bob42 Avatar

    William Shatner celebrates his 80th birthday today.
    But with Priceline, he’s only 39.

  25. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    #8 wagonburner

    Saw that this morning. The steam coming out of my ears is just now starting to recede.

  26. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    #8 wagonburner
    Saw that this morning. The steam coming out of my ears is just now starting to recede.

  27. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Since Obama became President I’ve gotten rich.

    Silver in the Hair
    Gold in the Teeth
    Crystals in the Kidneys
    Sugar in the Blood
    Lead in the Ass
    And
    an inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas.

    I never thought I’d accumulate such wealth.

  28. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    Since Obama became President I’ve gotten rich.
    Silver in the Hair
    Gold in the Teeth
    Crystals in the Kidneys
    Sugar in the Blood
    Lead in the Ass
    And
    an inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas.
    I never thought I’d accumulate such wealth.

  29. Katfish Avatar

    #12 bob

    William, Shatner, , celebrates his 80th, birthday, today.

    Fixed it. 😉

  30. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #12 bob

    William, Shatner, , celebrates his 80th, birthday, today.

    Fixed it. 😉

  31. Tedtam Avatar

    #15 Wagburn

    😀

    I was out all yesterday afternoon and evening. I just opened up yesterday’s thread and caught up on events there. Dang! My blood pressure went up just reading the posts. I guess it was some kind of delayed reaction, being a day late and all.

    I worked hard all weekend, hard mowing (not the easy stuff), picking up branches (some of them quite large), moving bricks, moving dirt, hauling logs….

    ….and I strain my back picking up a box of wissin’ kitty litter.

    Figgers.

  32. Tedtam Avatar

    #15 Wagburn
    😀
    I was out all yesterday afternoon and evening. I just opened up yesterday’s thread and caught up on events there. Dang! My blood pressure went up just reading the posts. I guess it was some kind of delayed reaction, being a day late and all.
    I worked hard all weekend, hard mowing (not the easy stuff), picking up branches (some of them quite large), moving bricks, moving dirt, hauling logs….
    ….and I strain my back picking up a box of wissin’ kitty litter.
    Figgers.

  33. Hamous Avatar

    #16 TT: If you are going to be in the neighborhood of 610/Westheimer anytime soon, we need to get you scheduled for a treatment. I believe you have my contact info so let me know.

  34. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #16 TT: If you are going to be in the neighborhood of 610/Westheimer anytime soon, we need to get you scheduled for a treatment. I believe you have my contact info so let me know.

  35. Tedtam Avatar

    #17 Bone

    If I could afford it, I would.

  36. Tedtam Avatar

    #17 Bone
    If I could afford it, I would.

  37. Tedtam Avatar

    Okay, I was looking for some different recipes. I picked up some Mung beans yesterday to try out. Then I found this recipe.

    Perhaps I shall move on to another food…though I’m sure this one is healthy. I just don’t know if I shall ever look at a sprout the same way again.

  38. Tedtam Avatar

    Okay, I was looking for some different recipes. I picked up some Mung beans yesterday to try out. Then I found this recipe.
    Perhaps I shall move on to another food…though I’m sure this one is healthy. I just don’t know if I shall ever look at a sprout the same way again.

  39. Katfish Avatar

    #19 crazy aunt
    Frijoles pintos aren’t good enough for you?

  40. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #19 crazy aunt
    Frijoles pintos aren’t good enough for you?

  41. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #19 Last night I was watching “No Reservations” in Austria. He went to a small restaurant where the proprietor butchered his own sheep on the premises. Among the various organs served up, one of the items served was sheep sphincter.

  42. Hamous Avatar

    #19 Last night I was watching “No Reservations” in Austria. He went to a small restaurant where the proprietor butchered his own sheep on the premises. Among the various organs served up, one of the items served was sheep sphincter.

  43. Tedtam Avatar

    #21 Hamous

    /speechless

  44. Tedtam Avatar

    #21 Hamous
    /speechless

  45. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    I picked up some Mung beans yesterday to try out.

    Ooooops.

    You said Mung.

    My bad.

  46. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    I picked up some Mung beans yesterday to try out.
    Ooooops.
    You said Mung.
    My bad.

  47. Tedtam Avatar

    #20 WB

    Frijoles pintos aren’t good enough for you?

    Just looking for a little variety in my diet. And these beans are little. They are not huge. 😉

  48. Tedtam Avatar

    #20 WB

    Frijoles pintos aren’t good enough for you?

    Just looking for a little variety in my diet. And these beans are little. They are not huge. 😉

  49. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    I think “worm burgers” is a cute name for mung bean recipe.

  50. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    I think “worm burgers” is a cute name for mung bean recipe.

  51. Robert M Avatar
    Robert M

    Does anybody know how many basketball games Obummer would have had to see in order to predict the 64 men’s and 64 women’s NCAA Final Four Brackets? It is amazing with all the problems in the world our so-called president is able to go on ESPN to predict his winners. He would have had to have seen at a minimum, 128 games (one for each team) and be able to know that those would be the teams in the tournament so what are the odds he knew which teams and which games to watch. He would also need to analyze those teams strengthes and weaknesses in order to know how they would play against another team. He was probably getting scouting reports along with his daily briefings in order to make his picks. Or maybe his “teleprompter” told him who to pick???

  52. Robert M Avatar
    Robert M

    Does anybody know how many basketball games Obummer would have had to see in order to predict the 64 men’s and 64 women’s NCAA Final Four Brackets? It is amazing with all the problems in the world our so-called president is able to go on ESPN to predict his winners. He would have had to have seen at a minimum, 128 games (one for each team) and be able to know that those would be the teams in the tournament so what are the odds he knew which teams and which games to watch. He would also need to analyze those teams strengthes and weaknesses in order to know how they would play against another team. He was probably getting scouting reports along with his daily briefings in order to make his picks. Or maybe his “teleprompter” told him who to pick???

  53. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    If this brainless biddy gets re-elected, you’ll know things are rigged in Missouri.

    Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-Mo) said Monday she will sell her private plane and pay back $287,273 in four years of back taxes, the latest chapter in a politically embarrassing saga for the moderate Democrat facing a tough reelection battle in 2012.

    McCaskill has been answering questions about the plane since POLITICO recently reported that she billed taxpayers for a political trip around Missouri. POLITICO also reported that McCaskill spent $76,000 from her Senate budget on trips on the aircraft over the past four years, prompting the senator to refund the Treasury Department more than $88,000 for the cost of the trips plus pilot fees.

    The Tea Party got on her bulbous butt early in the game. Let’s hope they are still on thier game in Missouri and run a good Conservative candidate before the Establishment runs one of thier normal milquetoast poseurs.

  54. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    If this brainless biddy gets re-elected, you’ll know things are rigged in Missouri.

    Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-Mo) said Monday she will sell her private plane and pay back $287,273 in four years of back taxes, the latest chapter in a politically embarrassing saga for the moderate Democrat facing a tough reelection battle in 2012.
    McCaskill has been answering questions about the plane since POLITICO recently reported that she billed taxpayers for a political trip around Missouri. POLITICO also reported that McCaskill spent $76,000 from her Senate budget on trips on the aircraft over the past four years, prompting the senator to refund the Treasury Department more than $88,000 for the cost of the trips plus pilot fees.

    The Tea Party got on her bulbous butt early in the game. Let’s hope they are still on thier game in Missouri and run a good Conservative candidate before the Establishment runs one of thier normal milquetoast poseurs.

  55. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    #21 Did it taste just like chicken sphincter?

  56. bob42 Avatar

    #21 Did it taste just like chicken sphincter?

  57. Tedtam Avatar

    Sarge, I didn’t realize how furry some men can be.

  58. Tedtam Avatar

    Sarge, I didn’t realize how furry some men can be.

  59. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #29 TT
    Furry or Funny?

    Ah, finally caught on. I don’t usually watch the video links when I’m working. That Mungo Jerry looks like one of the Geico cavemen. Whoa, those furry boots, never saw anything like that.

  60. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #29 TT
    Furry or Funny?
    Ah, finally caught on. I don’t usually watch the video links when I’m working. That Mungo Jerry looks like one of the Geico cavemen. Whoa, those furry boots, never saw anything like that.

  61. Hamous Avatar

    #25M: Wormburger: take a handful of the mungbean sprouts, some browned hamburger meat, a couple of scrambled eggs some flour and some red and yellow bell peppers cut into thin strips. Mix thoroughly and form into patties and viola wormburgers.

  62. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #25M: Wormburger: take a handful of the mungbean sprouts, some browned hamburger meat, a couple of scrambled eggs some flour and some red and yellow bell peppers cut into thin strips. Mix thoroughly and form into patties and viola wormburgers.

  63. Hamous Avatar

    further to the above, add some mushrooms and cheese and make ’em really yummy!

  64. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    further to the above, add some mushrooms and cheese and make ’em really yummy!

  65. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Bones, sounds like a cross between a meatloaf and an omelet…

  66. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Bones, sounds like a cross between a meatloaf and an omelet…

  67. Hamous Avatar

    #33 M: Yeah kind of, but with lots of sprouts you can really get that worm thang working.

  68. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #33 M: Yeah kind of, but with lots of sprouts you can really get that worm thang working.

  69. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    I thought Mung beans was the stuff I rolled out from between my toes.

  70. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    I thought Mung beans was the stuff I rolled out from between my toes.

  71. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Bones, sounds like a cross between a meatloaf and an omelet…

    Especially if you cook it by dashboard light

  72. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Bones, sounds like a cross between a meatloaf and an omelet…

    Especially if you cook it by dashboard light

  73. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    I thought Sheep Sphincter was Nancy Pelosi’s maiden name.

  74. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    I thought Sheep Sphincter was Nancy Pelosi’s maiden name.

  75. Katfish Avatar

    #21 hamous
    Reminds me of my bachelor party days. The prospective bridegroom would be out in the front yard calling the Almighty / performing the technicolor yawn. We’d go out and check on him to make sure he was still alive every now and then. When he’d get the dry heaves or it looked like there was no possible way he could barf any more, we’d ask him if he saw a little pink donut come out. We’d then tell him that when that happened, he could stop because that would be his [sphincter] coming out, so there would be nothing left to barf.

    We were such kind, sensitive, giving souls.

  76. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #21 hamous
    Reminds me of my bachelor party days. The prospective bridegroom would be out in the front yard calling the Almighty / performing the technicolor yawn. We’d go out and check on him to make sure he was still alive every now and then. When he’d get the dry heaves or it looked like there was no possible way he could barf any more, we’d ask him if he saw a little pink donut come out. We’d then tell him that when that happened, he could stop because that would be his [sphincter] coming out, so there would be nothing left to barf.
    We were such kind, sensitive, giving souls.

  77. Dooood Avatar

    Founded in 1907 and rebuilt following World War II, it supplied nearly all of the vessels used in Japan’s 54 nuclear power plants, including the containers at the Fukushima Daiichi plants designed by General Electric and Toshiba.

    While those vessels were made from steel plates bolted and welded together, modern designs require Japan Steel Works to forge containers from a single ingot that can weigh up to 600 tons. It’s a slow process that takes months at a time, using the company’s 14,000-ton press to shape a special steel alloy that’s been purified to maximize its strength. These methods also minimize seams that can give way in case of a meltdown, where nuclear fuel can reach 2,000 degrees Celsius.

    That is something I would like to see.

    This company still retains one craftsman among its 5,000 employees to make Samurai swords continuing a tradition begun in 1917.

  78. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Founded in 1907 and rebuilt following World War II, it supplied nearly all of the vessels used in Japan’s 54 nuclear power plants, including the containers at the Fukushima Daiichi plants designed by General Electric and Toshiba.
    While those vessels were made from steel plates bolted and welded together, modern designs require Japan Steel Works to forge containers from a single ingot that can weigh up to 600 tons. It’s a slow process that takes months at a time, using the company’s 14,000-ton press to shape a special steel alloy that’s been purified to maximize its strength. These methods also minimize seams that can give way in case of a meltdown, where nuclear fuel can reach 2,000 degrees Celsius.

    That is something I would like to see.
    This company still retains one craftsman among its 5,000 employees to make Samurai swords continuing a tradition begun in 1917.

  79. Katfish Avatar

    Take some weenies and cut into 1″ chunks. Stick several uncooked spaghetti noodles through each. Cook in boiling water until pasta is done. Looks like worms crawling out of the weenie pieces.

  80. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Take some weenies and cut into 1″ chunks. Stick several uncooked spaghetti noodles through each. Cook in boiling water until pasta is done. Looks like worms crawling out of the weenie pieces.

  81. Katfish Avatar

    #6 on this list sure sounds familiar…

    Speaking of which, anyone seen Southern Wonder Domestic Woman Tragic Terrorist lately?

  82. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #6 on this list sure sounds familiar…
    Speaking of which, anyone seen Southern Wonder Domestic Woman Tragic Terrorist lately?

  83. Tedtam Avatar

    Worms in weenies.

    I’ve actually seen pictures of this.

    Well, hot dogs, anyway. 😉

  84. Tedtam Avatar

    Worms in weenies.
    I’ve actually seen pictures of this.
    Well, hot dogs, anyway. 😉

  85. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    From Drudge, this isn’t good news:

    Judge orders use of Islamic law in Tampa lawsuit over mosque leadership

    http://www.tampabay.com/news/courts/civil/article1158818.ece

  86. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    From Drudge, this isn’t good news:

    Judge orders use of Islamic law in Tampa lawsuit over mosque leadership

    http://www.tampabay.com/news/courts/civil/article1158818.ece

  87. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Prolly better than catfish and weenies

  88. Katfish Avatar

    #45 mh42
    Actually, since the part he’s consulting Muslim Ecclesiastical law on is a matter wholly internal to the mosque in question, he should recuse himself or dismiss that portion of the case with no decision in either direction.

    The Church has Canon Law, which is a body of laws that pertain specifically to the Church and her internal matters, e.g., ordination of priests, bishops; marriage; sacraments. A dispute within the Church would be resolved using Canon Law in the local diocese, with appeals possible all the way up to the appropriate Congregation in the Curia in the Vatican.

    Since Islam has no central authority, I suppose you get what’s in the article.

  89. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #45 mh42
    Actually, since the part he’s consulting Muslim Ecclesiastical law on is a matter wholly internal to the mosque in question, he should recuse himself or dismiss that portion of the case with no decision in either direction.
    The Church has Canon Law, which is a body of laws that pertain specifically to the Church and her internal matters, e.g., ordination of priests, bishops; marriage; sacraments. A dispute within the Church would be resolved using Canon Law in the local diocese, with appeals possible all the way up to the appropriate Congregation in the Curia in the Vatican.
    Since Islam has no central authority, I suppose you get what’s in the article.

  90. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    The expertly crafted swords, which sell for about 1 million yen when finished, are forged from a single 2.2-lb. lump of Tamahagane steel, the traditional material that’s rarely used today.

    1 Million Yen = $12,357 USD! Mercy

  91. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    The expertly crafted swords, which sell for about 1 million yen when finished, are forged from a single 2.2-lb. lump of Tamahagane steel, the traditional material that’s rarely used today.

    1 Million Yen = $12,357 USD! Mercy

  92. Tedtam Avatar

    He didn’t deserve it in the first place.

    He should lose it just for being a wissing idiot and narcissistic panderer in the extreme.

  93. Tedtam Avatar

    He didn’t deserve it in the first place.
    He should lose it just for being a wissing idiot and narcissistic panderer in the extreme.

  94. Tedtam Avatar

    Found this on “The Smoking Gun”.

    What irony.

    heh heh heh

    Don’t mess with old ladies. Or rather, mess with old ladies, or else.

  95. Tedtam Avatar

    Found this on “The Smoking Gun”.
    What irony.
    heh heh heh
    Don’t mess with old ladies. Or rather, mess with old ladies, or else.

  96. Tedtam Avatar

    I stumbled upon a writers page, and I was vastly surprised to find this comment buried within the instructional text:

    3. Don’t use double negatives. While you’ll probably want to avoid sentences like “I don’t got none,” there is a place for double negatives, particularly if you enjoy being snarky. “Twilight is a not unpopular series of books,” or “I’m not unfamiliar with your blog.”

    Be sure to use it sparingly unless you want your readers to become not unwilling to kick you in places you’d rather be licked. (emphasis mine)

    Ummmmm, ‘kay.

  97. Tedtam Avatar

    I stumbled upon a writers page, and I was vastly surprised to find this comment buried within the instructional text:

    3. Don’t use double negatives. While you’ll probably want to avoid sentences like “I don’t got none,” there is a place for double negatives, particularly if you enjoy being snarky. “Twilight is a not unpopular series of books,” or “I’m not unfamiliar with your blog.”
    Be sure to use it sparingly unless you want your readers to become not unwilling to kick you in places you’d rather be licked. (emphasis mine)

    Ummmmm, ‘kay.

  98. Katfish Avatar

    #50 tedtam
    Note the location where the events transpired.

    Just sayin’

  99. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #50 tedtam
    Note the location where the events transpired.
    Just sayin’

  100. Katfish Avatar

    One of the soldiers in the Afghanistan “kill team” incident has agreed to plead guilty.

    His mommy blames the Army.

    I blame Bush.

    Or Global Warming.

  101. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    One of the soldiers in the Afghanistan “kill team” incident has agreed to plead guilty.
    His mommy blames the Army.
    I blame Bush.
    Or Global Warming.

  102. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Drudge again:

    92-year-old woman shoots up neighbor’s home…

    Floridians just can’t stay out of the news…

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/woman-92-goes-ballistic-after-being-denied-kiss-874093

    Oops, TT beat me to it in #50.

    And Pyro noted it was Florida…

  103. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Drudge again:

    92-year-old woman shoots up neighbor’s home…

    Floridians just can’t stay out of the news…
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/woman-92-goes-ballistic-after-being-denied-kiss-874093
    Oops, TT beat me to it in #50.
    And Pyro noted it was Florida…

  104. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Them Flaridians are a weird bunch.

  105. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Them Flaridians are a weird bunch.

  106. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    Hey guys, slip into a Nunn Bush. They feel really good.

  107. bob42 Avatar

    Hey guys, slip into a Nunn Bush. They feel really good.

  108. Robert M Avatar
    Robert M

    Anyone want to know where their tax $$ go?
    This page is this weeks winner. Click 4th link at top to find your school.

    British sources confirmed that seven Storm Shadow missiles were ready to be fired from a British aircraft, but the strikes had to be curtailed due to crews from CNN, Reuters and other organizations nearby.

    I say, bomb away!!! And yes, Pyro. I already heard about Shuga getting some more lovin’. 🙁

  109. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    Anyone want to know where their tax $$ go?
    This page is this weeks winner. Click 4th link at top to find your school.

    British sources confirmed that seven Storm Shadow missiles were ready to be fired from a British aircraft, but the strikes had to be curtailed due to crews from CNN, Reuters and other organizations nearby.

    I say, bomb away!!! And yes, Pyro. I already heard about Shuga getting some more lovin’. 🙁

  110. Robert M Avatar
    Robert M

    A-HA! Long lost video of The Dude’s household……

    Oh, and Pyro? Funny thing I forgot to mention: My mama had wanted to name me Joy BELLE. Heh. Thank goodness my daddy won the name fight.

  111. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    A-HA! Long lost video of The Dude’s household……
    Oh, and Pyro? Funny thing I forgot to mention: My mama had wanted to name me Joy BELLE. Heh. Thank goodness my daddy won the name fight.

  112. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    The story of my marriage.

    Content Advisory: Language

    Accuracy Advisory: I kept the house and the kids.

  113. bob42 Avatar

    The story of my marriage.
    Content Advisory: Language
    Accuracy Advisory: I kept the house and the kids.

  114. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    I see Robert M finally decided to come out of the shadows.

  115. Hamous Avatar

    I see Robert M finally decided to come out of the shadows.

  116. Hamous Avatar

    #58 Southern Praying Mantis Belle: Great twist of 101 bottles of beer:>)

  117. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #58 Southern Praying Mantis Belle: Great twist of 101 bottles of beer:>)

  118. El Gordo Avatar

    #58 Almost Joy Belle,

    Sweet musical interlude! In reality, Dude Jr. will play percussion on nearly any household item, much to Mrs. Dude’s consternation.

  119. Dooood Avatar

    #58 Almost Joy Belle,
    Sweet musical interlude! In reality, Dude Jr. will play percussion on nearly any household item, much to Mrs. Dude’s consternation.

  120. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    Yo, Dude… Daughter’s BF has one of these gadgets, and I’m pretty impressed with it. The last time I worked with any Teac gear it had 10 inch reels.

  121. bob42 Avatar

    Yo, Dude… Daughter’s BF has one of these gadgets, and I’m pretty impressed with it. The last time I worked with any Teac gear it had 10 inch reels.

  122. El Gordo Avatar

    Oh yeah, Bob. The digital units are pretty user friendly and produce quite decent audio quality IMHO. I’m happy with my Korg so far. I plan to buy a better one in time, but for now it’s good. Next up on my acquisition list is a Fender American Deluxe Jazz Bass. Should have it shortly after April 1. Just paid the house off so I’m dangerous now!

    🙂

  123. Dooood Avatar

    Oh yeah, Bob. The digital units are pretty user friendly and produce quite decent audio quality IMHO. I’m happy with my Korg so far. I plan to buy a better one in time, but for now it’s good. Next up on my acquisition list is a Fender American Deluxe Jazz Bass. Should have it shortly after April 1. Just paid the house off so I’m dangerous now!
    🙂

  124. Tedtam Avatar

    #62 Sarge

    Yeah, I saw that on a Breitbart site earlier. That IS scary stuff. Especially when you think of how close they’ve come already.

  125. Tedtam Avatar

    #62 Sarge
    Yeah, I saw that on a Breitbart site earlier. That IS scary stuff. Especially when you think of how close they’ve come already.

  126. Tedtam Avatar

    I came back from running errands this afternoon, and I have a pile of stuff to do. I have a class tomorrow night and a retreat on Satruday, both of which I need to prepare for. My assistant missed work again today, but I can’t really be angry because she’s found out her baby is probably a Down’s child. She is struggling just to take care of herself, and the thought of her upcoming birth and motherhood was really giving her something to look forward to, and her mom was very excited. Now she’s facing a whole ‘nother bunch of problems on top of the normal birth/motherhood situation.

    Hubby’s oldest brother was severely retarded, and he told me stories of what they went through raising him at home. It was definitely a family affair, and sometimes it was very difficult. A lot of mentally retarded children also have health issues; Hubby’s brother had heart defects and joint problems. He was not predicted to live past twelve, but he lived to age 30. Hubby told me puberty was the worst, as they have all the rebelliousness of normal kids, but retarded kids don’t have those mental “brakes” on their behavior. Hubby described how his brother had to be held down by the whole family (one on each limb and granny trying to get the medicine down his throat), and the brother would effortlessly swing his arm and someone would go flying across the room.

    I don’t know how L is going to handle this. My personal opinion is that she needs to give her baby up for adoption. This pregnancy has been an event that has caused her to some real growing up emotionally; when she first came to work for me her biggest concern was how to score concert tickets and which credit card to put it on.

    The girl has a lot of emotional and health problems which would have caused her to be fired anywhere else, and she’s come close here, even as patient as I’ve been. I’ve watched her become informed on political and world affairs as we’ve listened to the radio as we worked together. She’s been working really hard to try to get ahead financially, or at least to tread water. I was concerned how she’d handle the load of a “normal” baby, but one with potential health problems and probable developmental problems…that’s going to be extremely rough.

    Ya’ll keep her in your prayers. This is going to be a rough decision for her.

  127. Tedtam Avatar

    I came back from running errands this afternoon, and I have a pile of stuff to do. I have a class tomorrow night and a retreat on Satruday, both of which I need to prepare for. My assistant missed work again today, but I can’t really be angry because she’s found out her baby is probably a Down’s child. She is struggling just to take care of herself, and the thought of her upcoming birth and motherhood was really giving her something to look forward to, and her mom was very excited. Now she’s facing a whole ‘nother bunch of problems on top of the normal birth/motherhood situation.
    Hubby’s oldest brother was severely retarded, and he told me stories of what they went through raising him at home. It was definitely a family affair, and sometimes it was very difficult. A lot of mentally retarded children also have health issues; Hubby’s brother had heart defects and joint problems. He was not predicted to live past twelve, but he lived to age 30. Hubby told me puberty was the worst, as they have all the rebelliousness of normal kids, but retarded kids don’t have those mental “brakes” on their behavior. Hubby described how his brother had to be held down by the whole family (one on each limb and granny trying to get the medicine down his throat), and the brother would effortlessly swing his arm and someone would go flying across the room.
    I don’t know how L is going to handle this. My personal opinion is that she needs to give her baby up for adoption. This pregnancy has been an event that has caused her to some real growing up emotionally; when she first came to work for me her biggest concern was how to score concert tickets and which credit card to put it on.
    The girl has a lot of emotional and health problems which would have caused her to be fired anywhere else, and she’s come close here, even as patient as I’ve been. I’ve watched her become informed on political and world affairs as we’ve listened to the radio as we worked together. She’s been working really hard to try to get ahead financially, or at least to tread water. I was concerned how she’d handle the load of a “normal” baby, but one with potential health problems and probable developmental problems…that’s going to be extremely rough.
    Ya’ll keep her in your prayers. This is going to be a rough decision for her.

  128. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    #67 Tedtam, this will prolly sound a bit weird coming from me, but I think “L” is “blessed” to have you as a part of her life. It’s clear that you care for her, and have been a positive influence on her as she matures and faces some very serious challenges.

    Thanks for sharing that touching story.

  129. bob42 Avatar

    #67 Tedtam, this will prolly sound a bit weird coming from me, but I think “L” is “blessed” to have you as a part of her life. It’s clear that you care for her, and have been a positive influence on her as she matures and faces some very serious challenges.
    Thanks for sharing that touching story.

  130. Katfish Avatar

    For you female-types: a cute Hello Kitty pistol that you can use to whack those annoying husbands and other punks.

  131. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    For you female-types: a cute Hello Kitty pistol that you can use to whack those annoying husbands and other punks.

  132. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    #69 wagonburner, Been Thar done that, check out Daughter-In-Law’s, 2009 Christmas Present; A Sig 22 Mosquito. 😉

  133. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #69 wagonburner, Been Thar done that, check out Daughter-In-Law’s, 2009 Christmas Present; A Sig 22 Mosquito. 😉

  134. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    #67 Tedtam, Prayers are on the way for the little Lady. I’d say that she is very lucky to have you in her life, you always seem to do your best to help those in need.

  135. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #67 Tedtam, Prayers are on the way for the little Lady. I’d say that she is very lucky to have you in her life, you always seem to do your best to help those in need.

  136. Robert M Avatar
    Robert M

    TT: Agreed. She’s blessed to have you in your life. Short term or long term. It’s God’s plan. I have a feeling that most of you will be in my life long term. Sux to you y’all!! 😈

  137. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    TT: Agreed. She’s blessed to have you in your life. Short term or long term. It’s God’s plan. I have a feeling that most of you will be in my life long term. Sux to you y’all!! 😈

  138. Katfish Avatar

    #73 texanukian
    Especially those who could use some serious killin’.

  139. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #73 texanukian
    Especially those who could use some serious killin’.

  140. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    74: check
    she should have checked to see who’s at the door before opening it. Situational awareness and all that.

  141. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    74: check
    she should have checked to see who’s at the door before opening it. Situational awareness and all that.

  142. Robert M Avatar
    Robert M

    BigTex: I read that article earlier. Cops: Ms. Brown….is there a reason why you shot the “alleged” ex-con 4 times? Ms Brown: Yessir. ‘Cause when I pulled the trigger again, it jist went “click”.

    Money quote was when her boyfriend claimed she was a bad shot at the range. LOL!!!

  143. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    BigTex: I read that article earlier. Cops: Ms. Brown….is there a reason why you shot the “alleged” ex-con 4 times? Ms Brown: Yessir. ‘Cause when I pulled the trigger again, it jist went “click”.
    Money quote was when her boyfriend claimed she was a bad shot at the range. LOL!!!

  144. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Wow, we Hamsters are a zany crew. Kitty-kitty-bang-bang pink guns and a woman with a problem pregnancy, all jumbled up tonight.

    TT, is it too nosy to ask if this woman is married? You mentioned a mother but not a mate. How old is she? Downs is associated with pregnancies later in life. I didn’t know it could be diagnosed for certain before birth — I thought even with amniocentesis it was still just the probability that could be assessed. If she has only had blood testing and not any of the more invasive tests, one can still hope. Perhaps she has only been told there is some risk of Down’s but not given that actual diagnosis. Please keep us informed on this case.

  145. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Wow, we Hamsters are a zany crew. Kitty-kitty-bang-bang pink guns and a woman with a problem pregnancy, all jumbled up tonight.
    TT, is it too nosy to ask if this woman is married? You mentioned a mother but not a mate. How old is she? Downs is associated with pregnancies later in life. I didn’t know it could be diagnosed for certain before birth — I thought even with amniocentesis it was still just the probability that could be assessed. If she has only had blood testing and not any of the more invasive tests, one can still hope. Perhaps she has only been told there is some risk of Down’s but not given that actual diagnosis. Please keep us informed on this case.

  146. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Tedtam
    You are an inspiring servant of the Lord and forever in my prayers.

  147. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Tedtam
    You are an inspiring servant of the Lord and forever in my prayers.

  148. Tedtam Avatar

    She is unmarried and didn’t think she could get pregnant due to some of her issues. She has scoliosis and was told she’d need surgery in the next year or so because it was progressing to the point that it would be damaging internal organs if it wasn’t corrected. She suffers from social anxiety disorder, which means she wouldn’t do well in large groups of people or handling distressing situations. She also suffers from depression (which runs in her family), and must take medication to keep herself on even keel. Her family doesn’t have much money, and so she’s on the public medical care program, which is a pain in the wiss to keep up with. That stresses her as well; doctor appointments can take all day, and the poor kid has a physician, a psychiatrist, a physical therapist, and a psychologist, and now has her OB/Gyn doctors. She’s been balancing a fine line with her meds and her pregnancy.

    The father has his own issues, but is excited about the baby. She is, however, trying to figure out if she can make the relationship work. She admits that they rushed into a physical relationship. He wants to marry her and she’s really not very sure about that. We’ve joked about how messed up the baby would be, her with her issues and he with his. I guess we quit joking about that as of today.

    She’s been working part time for me and part time for a pet store (she’s a huuuuge animal lover). Her boss there is giving her a hard time and cutting back her hours just because she can. That and her missed work at my office for her numerous doctor appointments has really hit her financially.

    Her text message to me this afternoon made me think she was told that Down’s was almost a certainty. I guess I’ll find out more tomorrow, if she comes in. We won’t have long to talk – I have to take Handsome to a doctor in the morning.

  149. Tedtam Avatar

    She is unmarried and didn’t think she could get pregnant due to some of her issues. She has scoliosis and was told she’d need surgery in the next year or so because it was progressing to the point that it would be damaging internal organs if it wasn’t corrected. She suffers from social anxiety disorder, which means she wouldn’t do well in large groups of people or handling distressing situations. She also suffers from depression (which runs in her family), and must take medication to keep herself on even keel. Her family doesn’t have much money, and so she’s on the public medical care program, which is a pain in the wiss to keep up with. That stresses her as well; doctor appointments can take all day, and the poor kid has a physician, a psychiatrist, a physical therapist, and a psychologist, and now has her OB/Gyn doctors. She’s been balancing a fine line with her meds and her pregnancy.
    The father has his own issues, but is excited about the baby. She is, however, trying to figure out if she can make the relationship work. She admits that they rushed into a physical relationship. He wants to marry her and she’s really not very sure about that. We’ve joked about how messed up the baby would be, her with her issues and he with his. I guess we quit joking about that as of today.
    She’s been working part time for me and part time for a pet store (she’s a huuuuge animal lover). Her boss there is giving her a hard time and cutting back her hours just because she can. That and her missed work at my office for her numerous doctor appointments has really hit her financially.
    Her text message to me this afternoon made me think she was told that Down’s was almost a certainty. I guess I’ll find out more tomorrow, if she comes in. We won’t have long to talk – I have to take Handsome to a doctor in the morning.

  150. Tedtam Avatar

    And I’m not all that special. Don’t put me up on a pedestal. It hurts when I trip and fall. And that happens a lot.

  151. Tedtam Avatar

    And I’m not all that special. Don’t put me up on a pedestal. It hurts when I trip and fall. And that happens a lot.

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