Our host seems to be a little stressed of late, so let’s take him on a trip home to cheer him up.
First up, a Crestview man locked his girlfriend in a shed and threw cottage cheese at her. Must be some sort of cracker mating ritual.
Then we have a couple of Broward County Deputies who are evidently under strict orders to prevent suicides.
Speaking of cops, Orlando brings us a man bites cop story. I wonder if had his distemper shots? He’s also a nominee for most creative tasering invitation today.
Next stop: Gainesville, where controversial preacher Terry Jones “supervised the burning of a Koran by fellow Evangelical preacher Wayne Sapp. Apparently burning a Koran requires soaking it in kerosene for an hour beforehand. Who knew?
Finally, the Bradenton cemetery where Eugene Washington was being buried must have been going for the extra style points.
Tuesday Sunshine Roundup Open Comments
by
Tags:
And I’m not all that special. Don’t put me up on a pedestal. It hurts when I trip and fall. And that happens a lot.
She is unmarried and didn’t think she could get pregnant due to some of her issues. She has scoliosis and was told she’d need surgery in the next year or so because it was progressing to the point that it would be damaging internal organs if it wasn’t corrected. She suffers from social anxiety disorder, which means she wouldn’t do… Read more »
Tedtam
You are an inspiring servant of the Lord and forever in my prayers.
Wow, we Hamsters are a zany crew. Kitty-kitty-bang-bang pink guns and a woman with a problem pregnancy, all jumbled up tonight. TT, is it too nosy to ask if this woman is married? You mentioned a mother but not a mate. How old is she? Downs is associated with pregnancies later in life. I didn’t know it could be diagnosed… Read more »
BigTex: I read that article earlier. Cops: Ms. Brown….is there a reason why you shot the “alleged” ex-con 4 times? Ms Brown: Yessir. ‘Cause when I pulled the trigger again, it jist went “click”.
Money quote was when her boyfriend claimed she was a bad shot at the range. LOL!!!
74: check
she should have checked to see who’s at the door before opening it. Situational awareness and all that.
#73 texanukian
Especially those who could use some serious killin’.
Pink guns kill people:
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/03/22/armed-beauty-queen-fatally-shoots-intruder-florida-home-invasion/
TT: Agreed. She’s blessed to have you in your life. Short term or long term. It’s God’s plan. I have a feeling that most of you will be in my life long term. Sux to you y’all!! 😈
#67 Tedtam, Prayers are on the way for the little Lady. I’d say that she is very lucky to have you in her life, you always seem to do your best to help those in need.
#69 wagonburner, Been Thar done that, check out Daughter-In-Law’s, 2009 Christmas Present; A Sig 22 Mosquito. 😉
For you female-types: a cute Hello Kitty pistol that you can use to whack those annoying husbands and other punks.
#67 Tedtam, this will prolly sound a bit weird coming from me, but I think “L” is “blessed” to have you as a part of her life. It’s clear that you care for her, and have been a positive influence on her as she matures and faces some very serious challenges.
Thanks for sharing that touching story.
I came back from running errands this afternoon, and I have a pile of stuff to do. I have a class tomorrow night and a retreat on Satruday, both of which I need to prepare for. My assistant missed work again today, but I can’t really be angry because she’s found out her baby is probably a Down’s child. She… Read more »
#62 Sarge
Yeah, I saw that on a Breitbart site earlier. That IS scary stuff. Especially when you think of how close they’ve come already.
Oh yeah, Bob. The digital units are pretty user friendly and produce quite decent audio quality IMHO. I’m happy with my Korg so far. I plan to buy a better one in time, but for now it’s good. Next up on my acquisition list is a Fender American Deluxe Jazz Bass. Should have it shortly after April 1. Just paid… Read more »
Yo, Dude… Daughter’s BF has one of these gadgets, and I’m pretty impressed with it. The last time I worked with any Teac gear it had 10 inch reels.
#58 Almost Joy Belle,
Sweet musical interlude! In reality, Dude Jr. will play percussion on nearly any household item, much to Mrs. Dude’s consternation.
Dang.
This is some pretty scary stuff.
#58 Southern
Praying MantisBelle: Great twist of 101 bottles of beer:>)I see Robert M finally decided to come out of the shadows.
The story of my marriage.
Content Advisory: Language
Accuracy Advisory: I kept the house and the kids.
A-HA! Long lost video of The Dude’s household……
Oh, and Pyro? Funny thing I forgot to mention: My mama had wanted to name me Joy BELLE. Heh. Thank goodness my daddy won the name fight.
Anyone want to know where their tax $$ go? This page is this weeks winner. Click 4th link at top to find your school. British sources confirmed that seven Storm Shadow missiles were ready to be fired from a British aircraft, but the strikes had to be curtailed due to crews from CNN, Reuters and other organizations nearby. I say,… Read more »
Hey guys, slip into a Nunn Bush. They feel really good.
Them Flaridians are a weird bunch.
Drudge again:
Floridians just can’t stay out of the news…
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/woman-92-goes-ballistic-after-being-denied-kiss-874093
Oops, TT beat me to it in #50.
And Pyro noted it was Florida…
One of the soldiers in the Afghanistan “kill team” incident has agreed to plead guilty.
His mommy blames the Army.
I blame Bush.
Or Global Warming.
#50 tedtam
Note the location where the events transpired.
Just sayin’
I stumbled upon a writers page, and I was vastly surprised to find this comment buried within the instructional text: 3. Don’t use double negatives. While you’ll probably want to avoid sentences like “I don’t got none,” there is a place for double negatives, particularly if you enjoy being snarky. “Twilight is a not unpopular series of books,” or “I’m… Read more »
Found this on “The Smoking Gun”.
What irony.
heh heh heh
Don’t mess with old ladies. Or rather, mess with old ladies, or else.
He didn’t deserve it in the first place.
He should lose it just for being a wissing idiot and narcissistic panderer in the extreme.
1 Million Yen = $12,357 USD! Mercy
#45 mh42 Actually, since the part he’s consulting Muslim Ecclesiastical law on is a matter wholly internal to the mosque in question, he should recuse himself or dismiss that portion of the case with no decision in either direction. The Church has Canon Law, which is a body of laws that pertain specifically to the Church and her internal matters,… Read more »
Prolly better than catfish and weenies
From Drudge, this isn’t good news:
http://www.tampabay.com/news/courts/civil/article1158818.ece
Worms in weenies.
I’ve actually seen pictures of this.
Well, hot dogs, anyway. 😉
Some information that might come in handy if you participate in a bachelor party in Las Vegas.
#6 on this list sure sounds familiar…
Speaking of which, anyone seen Southern Wonder Domestic Woman Tragic Terrorist lately?
Take some weenies and cut into 1″ chunks. Stick several uncooked spaghetti noodles through each. Cook in boiling water until pasta is done. Looks like worms crawling out of the weenie pieces.
Founded in 1907 and rebuilt following World War II, it supplied nearly all of the vessels used in Japan’s 54 nuclear power plants, including the containers at the Fukushima Daiichi plants designed by General Electric and Toshiba. While those vessels were made from steel plates bolted and welded together, modern designs require Japan Steel Works to forge containers from a… Read more »
#21 hamous Reminds me of my bachelor party days. The prospective bridegroom would be out in the front yard calling the Almighty / performing the technicolor yawn. We’d go out and check on him to make sure he was still alive every now and then. When he’d get the dry heaves or it looked like there was no possible way… Read more »
I thought Sheep Sphincter was Nancy Pelosi’s maiden name.
Especially if you cook it by dashboard light
I thought Mung beans was the stuff I rolled out from between my toes.
#33 M: Yeah kind of, but with lots of sprouts you can really get that worm thang working.
Bones, sounds like a cross between a meatloaf and an omelet…
further to the above, add some mushrooms and cheese and make ’em really yummy!
#25M: Wormburger: take a handful of the mungbean sprouts, some browned hamburger meat, a couple of scrambled eggs some flour and some red and yellow bell peppers cut into thin strips. Mix thoroughly and form into patties and viola wormburgers.
#29 TT
Furry or Funny?
Ah, finally caught on. I don’t usually watch the video links when I’m working. That Mungo Jerry looks like one of the Geico cavemen. Whoa, those furry boots, never saw anything like that.