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GJT
GJT
January 11, 2011 5:53 am

#204
Darren

In 2008, he won reelection with 78 percent of the vote and, in the wake of Obamaโ€™s victory that fall, began arguing that the GOP had to improve its standing with young voters by softening its stances on same-sex issues, climate change, and immigration or risk electoral irrelevance.

Dude, you gotta put the Utah colored glasses away. Mercy.

El Gordo
January 11, 2011 3:04 am

Not me – just as well run McSwine again.

Darren
Darren
January 11, 2011 12:08 am

OK, before I truly go to bed, would anyone here who opposes civil unions and cap-n-trade willing to put those issues on the backburner (not abandon them) and vote for Jon Huntsman?

El Gordo
January 10, 2011 11:28 pm

Is it 1/11/11 yet? Or do we have to wait until 11/11/11 to make a big deal over nothing?

Darren
Darren
January 10, 2011 11:11 pm

Good night hamsters. And for the record Hamous, there’s no doubt in my mind that you turned out to be a very fine and accomplished individual.

Darren
Darren
January 10, 2011 11:09 pm

If you’re referring to your I.Q., that’s been abundantly obvious, my dear. ๐Ÿ™‚

mharper42
mharper42
January 10, 2011 10:30 pm

hey it may be me — 200

mharper42
mharper42
January 10, 2011 10:29 pm

Will some one get extra props tonight by posting “200 !!!” ? Busy day on Hammy’s couch. Who could have guessed how worked up everyone would get over condiments? Lots of beer jabber too. Don’t get me wrong, I drank plenty of beer in my time, but beer (and wine) pedantry isn’t my favorite subject. And a good visit from… Read more »

Darren
Darren
January 10, 2011 10:23 pm

AboutContactArchivesRSSColumnsPhotos Michelle Malkin The progressive โ€œclimate of hate:โ€ An illustrated primer, 2000-2010
Michelle Malin makes a grand slam homerun post. I even shows hate from gay activists against California’s Propositon 8 supporters. Bob would love that. Not that it’ll make him grow up or anything.

Darren
Darren
January 10, 2011 9:57 pm

The Difference Between Surveyor Symbols and Crosshairs
This intrigued me. I just emailed the link to my gun experts, A.K.A. Mom-and-Dad-In-Law, so in the meantime anyone here care to share their knowledge on the usage of crosshairs for shooting and crosshair symbols for other usage?

Hamous
January 10, 2011 9:42 pm

Every condiment has its place.

I think I’ve already commented on where mayonnaise’s place is ๐Ÿ˜‰

Darren
Darren
January 10, 2011 9:28 pm

ST; Chores for the kids and I, good food, and family time with our goofy stories. That’s good stuff. You go right ahead and keep on doing it. Iโ€™m the stick that stirred up the ant pile. I know I should put myself in the corner but I gave myself โ€œimmunityโ€ this weekend. That’s awesome. Any one in particular you’d… Read more »

mharper42
mharper42
January 10, 2011 9:24 pm

#169 TexMo

Every condiment has its place.

Ah, the sweet voice of reason. Thank you, we needed that.

Southern Tragedy
Southern Tragedy
January 10, 2011 9:07 pm

Thanks Darren and TT (I didn’t refresh, Ted. Sorry!) I really have missed you guys. I must admit something. When I’m off work, I usually shut our computer down. Chores for the kids and I, good food, and family time with our goofy stories. Anyhoo, kids were busy this weekend and it’s been cold and dreary soooo……..umm……I’ve been slumming at… Read more »

Hamous
January 10, 2011 8:55 pm

#190 – I think they were going for the Ms. Pacman look.

El Gordo
January 10, 2011 8:24 pm

Once I went on a road trip just to see the sights to Estes Park, and then back down through New Mexico in the mountains before heading back east to civilization. It was late fall, and cold up there, and I wanted chili and eggs for breakfast every morning, but at all of the places we stopped, the waitress would… Read more »

Darren
Darren
January 10, 2011 8:12 pm

And how come Auburn gets two mascots?

Raphanidosiism, perhaps?

Darren
Darren
January 10, 2011 8:09 pm

Hey, I was in college though. Thatโ€™s gotta count for something. And I actually graduated!

Who wasn’t a total stoner back then anyhow? ๐Ÿ˜‰
Were the buff shoulder muscles from working out for sports or from farm labor?

Hamous
January 10, 2011 8:05 pm

#183 Hey, I was in college though. That’s gotta count for something. And I actually graduated!

Darren
Darren
January 10, 2011 8:05 pm

Dude #163;

Weโ€™re all 100% behind you in your pun endeavors.

๐Ÿ˜ฏ Speak for yourself, sicko! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Darren
Darren
January 10, 2011 8:01 pm

Hamous #174;
Dude, you were, like a total stoner back then.

Darren
Darren
January 10, 2011 8:00 pm

ST;
It’s good to see you positng here tonight. Missed ya’.

Darren
Darren
January 10, 2011 8:00 pm

Working at Wendy’s during my high school years (yes, I still eat there and love the food) my favorite sandwich to prepare after work hours was a chicken sandwich and it had to have extra bacon and extra mayo. The mayonaise alone made me relish (no pun to hot dogs intended) the moment but the key was to make it… Read more »

Hamous
January 10, 2011 7:26 pm

And how come Auburn gets two mascots?
/I’m inquisitive tonight

Darren
Darren
January 10, 2011 7:19 pm

LOL! I’d insist upon Mrs. Darren to live by those “good wife” standards but she’d punch me. This is especially true of the third bullet point: “Be a little gay and interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.” She may take that totally the wrong way and punch… Read more »

Hamous
January 10, 2011 7:15 pm

And why does a school that doesn’t even have an athletic department have a football stadium?

Hamous
January 10, 2011 7:08 pm

The big question tonight – Which player is going to have to file a restraining order to keep Mussberger and his mancrushes from getting out of hand?

Texpat
Admin
January 10, 2011 7:01 pm

#174 Hamous
Man, that’s a Kissimmee Cracker if I ever I saw one.

Hamous
January 10, 2011 6:54 pm

Watching the pre-game show. A couple of notes:
1. I guess we know how Urban Meyer plans on making a living now.
2. Is it just me or does the suit Desmond Howard is wearing tonight make him look like Harpo from The Color Purple?
3. SEC will make it 7-0 in BCS National Championships.

Hamous
January 10, 2011 6:36 pm

Great. Now they’re gonna be profiling guys with shaved heads. Check out this lunatic’s mugshot.
Oh and #158 Wagonburner – that ain’t me. Here’s me a couple years after my junior year in high school.

Tedtam
Admin
January 10, 2011 6:29 pm

#169 TexMo

Every condiment has its place.

For some reason, that comment brought me full circle to the opening post.

Super Dave
Super Dave
January 10, 2011 6:19 pm

Southern Tragic Demostic Terrorist; “Jalapeno Candy stuff recently,”
I’m thinkin’ we can work out a trade/barter as it were, I have ’bout 10 lbs of deer summer sausage left over from Bambi’s Mom….Just sayin’
P.S. I need to have something framed for the Boy, I’ll E Mail you.

Southern Tragedy
Southern Tragedy
January 10, 2011 5:55 pm

Izzit Jam n Jelly time yet? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmebbe Japaleno Jam or Jelly this year Dear? March/April starts off strawberry season, shuuuug. You need to check with BSue. I’ve created a canning monster!!! She’s made some Jalapeno Candy stuff recently. Sounds intriguing and she gave me the recipe. Sweet talk her out of a jar. (it won’t be hard!!) Iffin’ you like… Read more »

fat albert
fat albert
January 10, 2011 5:52 pm

The HEB grocery on I-10 at Bunker hill has USDA Prime New York Strips – cut about 1 1/2 inches thick. They’re about 20 oz each. Just picked up 2 for dinner plus a couple of baking potatoes. Gonna whip up a little Bernaise sauce with black and green peppercorns to go on top, a little caesar salad and a… Read more »

TexMo
TexMo
January 10, 2011 5:49 pm

Every condiment has its place. Here lately I like mayo, ketchup, & mustard on a hamburger and mustard & onions on the hot dogs. You have to be careful with the burger though and not add too much otherwise the buns just slip & slide all over the place. Then you have to finish your burger with a fork. I… Read more »

fat albert
fat albert
January 10, 2011 5:41 pm

#159 Hamous:
………. Rhaphanidosis………….
It’s not often that that I have nothing to say………

Katfish
January 10, 2011 5:18 pm

ST DAHHHHHHHHHHLINK!!
Izzit Jam n Jelly time yet?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmebbe Japaleno Jam or Jelly this year Dear?

Lawrence
Lawrence
January 10, 2011 5:06 pm

*”rhaphanidosis” aka “vegetable innuendo”
*another big word I learned from Hamous

Tedtam
Admin
January 10, 2011 5:06 pm

#164 SC
Had conch fritters in the Virgin Islands on our honeymoon. Better than I thought they would be, and very enjoyable. Just don’t ask me to think about where they came from. Kinda like menudo. /gagging

SC
SC
January 10, 2011 4:44 pm

Had Conch fritters in Key West. Excellent.

Dude42
January 10, 2011 4:22 pm

as an end in itself

Wagonburner,
We’re all 100% behind you in your pun endeavors.

Dude42
January 10, 2011 4:04 pm

sodomy by mulletfish

Hoo boy. Maybe she was onto something with that “off kilter” comment.

Hamous
January 10, 2011 4:00 pm

Continuing our delve into the taxonomy and history of the lowly mullet, and keeping in mind that a day is wasted if you don’t learn something new… Rhaphanidosis is the act of inserting a radish into the anus. It is reported to have been a punishment for adultery in ancient Athens of the 5th and 4th centuries BC. There is… Read more »

Hamous
January 10, 2011 3:54 pm

Little known fact – mullet is the only fish with a gizzard, much like a chicken.