Outfits so tasty you could just eat ’em.
Coyote causes crash on I-84 in Idaho. No word on condition of road runner.
Unclear on the concept: Stoner blows refrigerator door through wall while trying to distill(?!?) his weed.
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Well, you did it again! I was scrambling to put together an open comments post and you beat me by –thiiiiiiis— much!
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Well, you did it again! I was scrambling to put together an open comments post and you beat me by –thiiiiiiis— much!
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The allahbombers are getting really active.
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The allahbombers are getting really active.
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G’Morning all
O.K. I’m off to vote and chit-chat with our precinct judge. Then tonight I’ll be part of the 100 million watching the returns. That got me thinking, watching election returns is a whole loot like watching the ping-pong championships,
They happen every two years and in the end, China is going to win.
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G’Morning all
O.K. I’m off to vote and chit-chat with our precinct judge. Then tonight I’ll be part of the 100 million watching the returns. That got me thinking, watching election returns is a whole loot like watching the ping-pong championships,
They happen every two years and in the end, China is going to win.
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They happen every two years and in the end, China is going to win.
Not if I can help it! I’ll keep fighting the good fight.
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They happen every two years and in the end, China is going to win.
Not if I can help it! I’ll keep fighting the good fight.
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Duh, on what other nationally televised program would one fire up a doobie?
Content Advisory: Cannabis; Bill Maher
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Duh, on what other nationally televised program would one fire up a doobie?
Content Advisory: Cannabis; Bill Maher
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Just got back from helping Handsome Son vote. It’s a good thing I did – the machine confused him. I had to get all sworn in, promising only to help him do what he wanted to do, not to lead him or tell him how to vote.
I wonder if all the election clerks in the heavily Democrat precincts have to take the same vote?
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Just got back from helping Handsome Son vote. It’s a good thing I did – the machine confused him. I had to get all sworn in, promising only to help him do what he wanted to do, not to lead him or tell him how to vote.
I wonder if all the election clerks in the heavily Democrat precincts have to take the same vote?
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I kinda figgered this.
I’m sure this’ll be a headline on the news. NOT!
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I kinda figgered this.
I’m sure this’ll be a headline on the news. NOT!
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I was just thinking – after today, perhaps I shall change my gravatar from the reamer back to the screw. I may have to wait until 2012 before the Queen can reappear. The Queen doesn’t like getting screwed. Well, not by TBO, anyway.
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I was just thinking – after today, perhaps I shall change my gravatar from the reamer back to the screw. I may have to wait until 2012 before the Queen can reappear. The Queen doesn’t like getting screwed. Well, not by TBO, anyway.
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#9 crazy aunt
TMI you hussy. -
#9 crazy aunt
TMI you hussy. -
Careful, or I’ll find that monkey video again!
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Careful, or I’ll find that monkey video again!
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I had a delightful surprise this morning. We got an inch of rain overnight and it brought out one of my favorite tame raccoons, Toebiter, who was last seen in July and believed must be dead after this elapsed time. During the summer, he had caught the chupacabra rash and lost all his fur — looked quite pitiful. Now he shows up this morning fully re-furred and looking mah-velous. I gotta go to the store after lunch and get him some grapes.
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I had a delightful surprise this morning. We got an inch of rain overnight and it brought out one of my favorite tame raccoons, Toebiter, who was last seen in July and believed must be dead after this elapsed time. During the summer, he had caught the chupacabra rash and lost all his fur — looked quite pitiful. Now he shows up this morning fully re-furred and looking mah-velous. I gotta go to the store after lunch and get him some grapes.
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Careful. The southern tragic domestic terrorist might try to “go grocery shopping” in your yard.
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Careful. The southern tragic domestic terrorist might try to “go grocery shopping” in your yard.
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Election night viewing option:
All races updated continuously — no page refreshes needed!
Live coverage of all federal races from 5pm – 3am EST
Interviews with key players including:Immigration-reduction Democrats throughout the evening
Rep. Steve King (R-IA) – House Immigration Subcommittee: 7:30pm EDT
Lamar Smith (R-TX) – House Judiciary Committee: 10:30pm EDT
Tom Tancredo (R-CO) – Candidate for Colorado Governor: Midnight EDT -
Election night viewing option:
All races updated continuously — no page refreshes needed!
Live coverage of all federal races from 5pm – 3am EST
Interviews with key players including:Immigration-reduction Democrats throughout the evening
Rep. Steve King (R-IA) – House Immigration Subcommittee: 7:30pm EDT
Lamar Smith (R-TX) – House Judiciary Committee: 10:30pm EDT
Tom Tancredo (R-CO) – Candidate for Colorado Governor: Midnight EDT -
Great day for an election. Started out here at 58 at 7:30 and 0.40″ of rain in the trusty gauge. Northerly breeze gained strength and now sets the banners aflyin’ on the porch and releases more acorns and pecans from their home bases to scatter before it. Sunlight returns and banishes the gray clouds. That should help boost turnout.
The driveway is covered in the multitude again, making walking to fetch the paper before daylight a bit of a challenge. The big yard light across the street covers part of the road end of our driveway, and our post light near the walkway to the front door covers some near the house, but in the dark of night they are relatively dim sentinels. Acorns sometimes cruch beneath the footstep, but frequently they roll and present an obstacle to steady progress.
Getting ready for tonight’s celebration. God Bless America. God Bless Texas.
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Great day for an election. Started out here at 58 at 7:30 and 0.40″ of rain in the trusty gauge. Northerly breeze gained strength and now sets the banners aflyin’ on the porch and releases more acorns and pecans from their home bases to scatter before it. Sunlight returns and banishes the gray clouds. That should help boost turnout.
The driveway is covered in the multitude again, making walking to fetch the paper before daylight a bit of a challenge. The big yard light across the street covers part of the road end of our driveway, and our post light near the walkway to the front door covers some near the house, but in the dark of night they are relatively dim sentinels. Acorns sometimes cruch beneath the footstep, but frequently they roll and present an obstacle to steady progress.
Getting ready for tonight’s celebration. God Bless America. God Bless Texas.
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This is cool. I just wish the bratty kids would have left them alone. I wanted to see how long they would last.
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This is cool. I just wish the bratty kids would have left them alone. I wanted to see how long they would last.
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Last week I wrote a post about airline security “enhancements”. Well, they’re here. I get to test them out next Monday.
On top of the planned changes, governmental security people are layering more procedures on the new ones because of the allahbombers in the Middle East. According to this article, we now have to completely empty pockets, take off rings (don’t know what happens if you can’t), and be thoroughly and vigorously groped – even though all of the explosive packages were shipped from the Middle East and all were in cargo.
It looks like instead of getting to the airport an hour before flight time, we need to add another half hour.
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Last week I wrote a post about airline security “enhancements”. Well, they’re here. I get to test them out next Monday.
On top of the planned changes, governmental security people are layering more procedures on the new ones because of the allahbombers in the Middle East. According to this article, we now have to completely empty pockets, take off rings (don’t know what happens if you can’t), and be thoroughly and vigorously groped – even though all of the explosive packages were shipped from the Middle East and all were in cargo.
It looks like instead of getting to the airport an hour before flight time, we need to add another half hour.
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#17 – Even though I do not travel anywhere near as frequently as I did in previous decades – we’ve always allotted a full 2 hours ‘cushion’ even way back in the mid ’60’s
“Always easier to WAIT for a plane than it is to RUN for one”
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#17 – Even though I do not travel anywhere near as frequently as I did in previous decades – we’ve always allotted a full 2 hours ‘cushion’ even way back in the mid ’60’s
“Always easier to WAIT for a plane than it is to RUN for one”
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#16 – Where were the jack-booted EPA thugs wrasslin the nice old Gramps to the ground for polluting the beach?
/sarcOFF
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#16 – Where were the jack-booted EPA thugs wrasslin the nice old Gramps to the ground for polluting the beach?
/sarcOFF
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Pyro, if vigorous groping is inevitable, relax and enjoy it.
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Pyro, if vigorous groping is inevitable, relax and enjoy it.
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#20
Spoken like a true former Texas governor candidate.
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#20
Spoken like a true former Texas governor candidate.
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http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/iam_america.html
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http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/iam_america.html
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Okay, this is funny! And entertaining.
Musicians – is this true?
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Okay, this is funny! And entertaining.
Musicians – is this true?
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#21
I knew someone would spot the irony…
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#21
I knew someone would spot the irony…
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Aha, seems by all reports the rout is on. Love this refrain from Johnny Horton’s The Battle of New Orleans that was #1 on the pop charts 4-27-59.
“Yeah, they ran through the briars
And they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes
Where the rabbit couldn’t go
They ran so fast
That the hounds couldn’t catch ’em
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.”Referring of course to Andy Jackson’s defeat of the British in the Battle of New Orleans in the War of 1812. Andy Jackson would likely have been a Tea Party member were he alive today.
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Aha, seems by all reports the rout is on. Love this refrain from Johnny Horton’s The Battle of New Orleans that was #1 on the pop charts 4-27-59.
“Yeah, they ran through the briars
And they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes
Where the rabbit couldn’t go
They ran so fast
That the hounds couldn’t catch ’em
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.”Referring of course to Andy Jackson’s defeat of the British in the Battle of New Orleans in the War of 1812. Andy Jackson would likely have been a Tea Party member were he alive today.
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#23 – for the most Part MsTT ab so LUTE ly correct
(in lots of cases it’s only 3 chords!)
Part of why George Harrison got taken to the cleaners by the Chiffons
One can only re-write so many combinations…………………..
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#23 – for the most Part MsTT ab so LUTE ly correct
(in lots of cases it’s only 3 chords!)
Part of why George Harrison got taken to the cleaners by the Chiffons
One can only re-write so many combinations…………………..
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#26 Yup, three chords is all it takes for pop music. The root, the fourth and the fifth. If you want to get fancy you can toss in some variations on the chords or the bass line, but it pretty much remains the same.
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#26 Yup, three chords is all it takes for pop music. The root, the fourth and the fifth. If you want to get fancy you can toss in some variations on the chords or the bass line, but it pretty much remains the same.
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Barack’s excellent adventure to India will cost us $200 million per day. He’s accompanied by 3,000 people.
And here we thought the Iraq war was personnel-intensive and expensive.
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Barack’s excellent adventure to India will cost us $200 million per day. He’s accompanied by 3,000 people.
And here we thought the Iraq war was personnel-intensive and expensive.
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#28 WB
And it’s a TEN DAY trip at $200 MILLION EACH DAY!
Let’s see, how many zeroes is in that number???
How many houses could he have paid off? How many citizens could have been helped? But then he’d have to miss the largest mosque in Indonesia or some such nonsense.
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#28 WB
And it’s a TEN DAY trip at $200 MILLION EACH DAY!
Let’s see, how many zeroes is in that number???
How many houses could he have paid off? How many citizens could have been helped? But then he’d have to miss the largest mosque in Indonesia or some such nonsense.
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That’s apparently only what will be spent in India. Not included is all the logistical costs (2xAF1 + several C-17 + air cover + tankers). Also missing is how many man-years have been consumed with planning a global trip for 3,000 people.
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That’s apparently only what will be spent in India. Not included is all the logistical costs (2xAF1 + several C-17 + air cover + tankers). Also missing is how many man-years have been consumed with planning a global trip for 3,000 people.
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According to Drudge, the exit polls are showing a real wiss-whipping being given by the Republicans.
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According to Drudge, the exit polls are showing a real wiss-whipping being given by the Republicans.
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31 Tedtam Drudge Link
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31 Tedtam Drudge Link
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Exit poll: Economy dominates voters’ worries,….Gee Ya think?
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Exit poll: Economy dominates voters’ worries,….Gee Ya think?
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#33 sd
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#33 sd
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Okay, just how suggestive is the last ad?
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Okay, just how suggestive is the last ad?
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Well, ain’t I just special! I found a website that analyzes your writing and tells you which famous author is most like your style. Guess who I remind them of?
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Well, ain’t I just special! I found a website that analyzes your writing and tells you which famous author is most like your style. Guess who I remind them of?
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What is it?
Shakespeare’s a hack.
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What is it?
Shakespeare’s a hack.
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I just found out my nephew has a new bouncing baby boy!
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I just found out my nephew has a new bouncing baby boy!
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#37 WB
Shakespeare’s a hack
Hack off.
With love, of course.
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#37 WB
Shakespeare’s a hack
Hack off.
With love, of course.
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What’s the website.
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What’s the website.
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Edgar Allen Poe
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David Foster Wallace (whoever he is)
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Edgar Allen Poe
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David Foster Wallace (whoever he is)
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Edgar Allen Poe, eh? Funny, you didn’t strike me as the death-obsessed depressive type.
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Edgar Allen Poe, eh? Funny, you didn’t strike me as the death-obsessed depressive type.
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Gotta get the kids to bed. I’ve got WLS Chicago online to monitor Kirk’s race. So far not so good.
Early results in Ill. Senate favor Democrat
He’s still had a good run though, despite his pro-cap-n-trade vote.
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Gotta get the kids to bed. I’ve got WLS Chicago online to monitor Kirk’s race. So far not so good.
Early results in Ill. Senate favor Democrat
He’s still had a good run though, despite his pro-cap-n-trade vote.
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I pasted in my last two posts here.
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I pasted in my last two posts here.
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LAS VEGAS — A power outage in the Henderson area briefly affected polls at Schofield Middle School, according to Nevada Secretary of State Ross Miller, while long lines in Elko threatened to hold up the results past 7 p.m. Tuesday.
Miller said voters would be allowed to vote, but added that statewide results may be delayed.
“No results of any statewide races can be reported in any county until all polls across the state are closed,” Miller said in a statement. He could not say how long the vote count would take.
Oh, the suspense.
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LAS VEGAS — A power outage in the Henderson area briefly affected polls at Schofield Middle School, according to Nevada Secretary of State Ross Miller, while long lines in Elko threatened to hold up the results past 7 p.m. Tuesday.
Miller said voters would be allowed to vote, but added that statewide results may be delayed.
“No results of any statewide races can be reported in any county until all polls across the state are closed,” Miller said in a statement. He could not say how long the vote count would take.
Oh, the suspense.
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TT #38;
Babies rule!!!
Congrats.
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TT #38;
Babies rule!!!
Congrats.
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48% for Alexis; 46.6% Kirk as of right now. Independent votes cricial.
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48% for Alexis; 46.6% Kirk as of right now. Independent votes cricial.
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#36 tedatam, I write like “Margaret Mitchell”!! What?! Who’d a Thunk that?
“Frankly,…my dear I don’t give a DAMN!” -
#36 tedatam, I write like “Margaret Mitchell”!! What?! Who’d a Thunk that?
“Frankly,…my dear I don’t give a DAMN!” -
Oops, Oldest Daughter just told me she has school work to do on the computer.
Cath ya’ll later.
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Oops, Oldest Daughter just told me she has school work to do on the computer.
Cath ya’ll later.
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The political
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The political
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#49 Dave
“Frankly,…my dear I don’t give a DAMN!”
Don’t you mean, give a DAYAAM ?
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#49 Dave
“Frankly,…my dear I don’t give a DAMN!”
Don’t you mean, give a DAYAAM ?
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Cover grandma’s ears!
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Cover grandma’s ears!
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It’s ok. He was quoting a work of actual literature, you Philistines.
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It’s ok. He was quoting a work of actual literature, you Philistines.
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trials “:)”
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trials “:)”
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