Monday Open Comments

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo0Cazxj_yc

The boss must be hung over or something.

Here’s a video showing some people doing some pretty cool stuff (and a few crazy things).   I’ll be back later.


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  1. Tedtam Avatar

    Just getting myself going. Settling in at my desk and a to-do list a mile long.

    Happy Monday!

  2. Tedtam Avatar

    Just getting myself going. Settling in at my desk and a to-do list a mile long.

    Happy Monday!

  3. Tedtam Avatar

    What an idiot!

    Reminds me of a Dem voter. Just take that ride on down!

  4. Tedtam Avatar

    What an idiot!

    Reminds me of a Dem voter. Just take that ride on down!

  5. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    I still like this one, even though it wound up being a set up for a commercial
    http://www.noob.us/entertainment/amazing-baseball-catch-by-ball-girl/

  6. El Gordo Avatar

    I still like this one, even though it wound up being a set up for a commercial
    http://www.noob.us/entertainment/amazing-baseball-catch-by-ball-girl/

  7. Hamous Avatar

    #3 TT: That dumba$$ had to be suicidal prior to the incident; I guess missing the elevator just pushed him over the edge. What a maroon!!

  8. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #3 TT: That dumba$$ had to be suicidal prior to the incident; I guess missing the elevator just pushed him over the edge. What a maroon!!

  9. Tedtam Avatar

    #4 Boney

    I bet he thought the elevator was just being “kept” from him, and he was wissed off.

  10. Tedtam Avatar

    #4 Boney

    I bet he thought the elevator was just being “kept” from him, and he was wissed off.

  11. Tedtam Avatar

    I hate having to evict people. But there’s only person allowed to screw me, and this tenant ain’t him.

  12. Tedtam Avatar

    I hate having to evict people. But there’s only person allowed to screw me, and this tenant ain’t him.

  13. Simple Simon Avatar
    Simple Simon

    Ted,

    I was once a landlord. Never again!

  14. Simple Simon Avatar
    Simple Simon

    Ted,

    I was once a landlord. Never again!

  15. El Gordo Avatar

    The boss must be hung over or something.

    Too much Halloween festivity for the Hamsta-man?

  16. The Dude Avatar

    The boss must be hung over or something.

    Too much Halloween festivity for the Hamsta-man?

  17. Tedtam Avatar

    Most of our tenants are good. Any job/business has its pros and cons.

  18. Tedtam Avatar

    Most of our tenants are good. Any job/business has its pros and cons.

  19. Tedtam Avatar

    Where is everybody today?

  20. Tedtam Avatar

    Where is everybody today?

  21. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Praise God that Elizabeth was spared this worry with Josh.

    A dear friend and former member of my Army Reserve Unit is asking for prayers:

    Friends,
    I just talked to (name withheld because I did not ask permission to repeat) and she got word today that her nephew, PFC Luke Osborne was injured in Afghanistan yesterday. He is being stabilized and then will go to Germany tonight or tomorrow. Please keep him in your prayers.

  22. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Praise God that Elizabeth was spared this worry with Josh.

    A dear friend and former member of my Army Reserve Unit is asking for prayers:

    Friends,
    I just talked to (name withheld because I did not ask permission to repeat) and she got word today that her nephew, PFC Luke Osborne was injured in Afghanistan yesterday. He is being stabilized and then will go to Germany tonight or tomorrow. Please keep him in your prayers.

  23. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    #12 – kneemail is UP!!

  24. Katfish Avatar

    #12 – kneemail is UP!!

  25. Tedtam Avatar

    May God protect all those in uniform who work to make this world a safer place. May the Lord bless their families and comfort the bereaved. I pray also for the conversion of evil to good, that the hearts of the enemies of liberty, peace, and the sanctity of life may be changed.

    Amen.

  26. Tedtam Avatar

    May God protect all those in uniform who work to make this world a safer place. May the Lord bless their families and comfort the bereaved. I pray also for the conversion of evil to good, that the hearts of the enemies of liberty, peace, and the sanctity of life may be changed.

    Amen.

  27. Tedtam Avatar

    I’m getting back into my shorthand. I forgot how much I missed it. It’s really useful, especially when Hubby calls to give me my “to-do” list.

    And I can write notes about him that he can’t read! 😉 (I used to do that to my high school French teacher – it drove him nuts.)

    Useful for gift lists, no one knows what I’m planning. Quick notes. Personal thoughts that I want to remain personal. Impress people for no good reason.

    Lovely and I had talked about her learning it so we could have our “secret code,” but she never did. Shame.

  28. Tedtam Avatar

    I’m getting back into my shorthand. I forgot how much I missed it. It’s really useful, especially when Hubby calls to give me my “to-do” list.

    And I can write notes about him that he can’t read! 😉 (I used to do that to my high school French teacher – it drove him nuts.)

    Useful for gift lists, no one knows what I’m planning. Quick notes. Personal thoughts that I want to remain personal. Impress people for no good reason.

    Lovely and I had talked about her learning it so we could have our “secret code,” but she never did. Shame.

  29. Katfish Avatar

    How long does it take to learn/how hard is it? Isn’t there more than one system?

  30. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    How long does it take to learn/how hard is it? Isn’t there more than one system?

  31. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Sarge

    Kneemail coming your way via Divine Delivery

  32. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    Sarge

    Kneemail coming your way via Divine Delivery

  33. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    #16 Wagon Pyromaniac

    Down in Webb County a lot of kids ride to school every day and there may or may not be a deer rifle in the scabbard. Sure glad I live in Texas.

  34. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    #16 Wagon Pyromaniac

    Down in Webb County a lot of kids ride to school every day and there may or may not be a deer rifle in the scabbard. Sure glad I live in Texas.

  35. Tedtam Avatar

    #18 WB

    Yes, there are several systems: Pitman and Gregg are the most common. I learned the Gregg system, which is based on cursive strokes and flows more like “regular” writing. There are sites on the internet which will teach you, but how much speed you gain is totally up to how much skill you develop. I was required to have at least 15 minutes of shorthand in addition to my class time. When I graduated, I was taking dictation at 110 words per minute, with gusts to 120.

    I found a Gregg textbook at a garage sale or Half-Price or something, and I was looking at it over the weekend. I also found some 1930s editions of Gregg Shorthand textbooks, which I am keeping for their personal and potential collector’s value.

    Even if all you learn are the brief forms, you will find shorthand useful.

  36. Tedtam Avatar

    #18 WB

    Yes, there are several systems: Pitman and Gregg are the most common. I learned the Gregg system, which is based on cursive strokes and flows more like “regular” writing. There are sites on the internet which will teach you, but how much speed you gain is totally up to how much skill you develop. I was required to have at least 15 minutes of shorthand in addition to my class time. When I graduated, I was taking dictation at 110 words per minute, with gusts to 120.

    I found a Gregg textbook at a garage sale or Half-Price or something, and I was looking at it over the weekend. I also found some 1930s editions of Gregg Shorthand textbooks, which I am keeping for their personal and potential collector’s value.

    Even if all you learn are the brief forms, you will find shorthand useful.

  37. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    #18 WB
    I taught myself that vrsn f shrthnd omtng vwls in a vry shrt tm. I could keep up with a conference table when I was still working.

  38. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    #18 WB
    I taught myself that vrsn f shrthnd omtng vwls in a vry shrt tm. I could keep up with a conference table when I was still working.

  39. Tedtam Avatar

    I will say, on the subject of shorthand, it saved my butt in my freshman history class at A&M. My professor spoke so fast his tongue tripped over itself. This was before taping was common, so I took my notes in shorthand and transcribed them at night. That not only enable me to keep up with the professor’s speed, but the transcribing process helped to reinforce the information in my memory.

  40. Tedtam Avatar

    I will say, on the subject of shorthand, it saved my butt in my freshman history class at A&M. My professor spoke so fast his tongue tripped over itself. This was before taping was common, so I took my notes in shorthand and transcribed them at night. That not only enable me to keep up with the professor’s speed, but the transcribing process helped to reinforce the information in my memory.

  41. Tedtam Avatar

    #22 OleTimer

    I taught myself that vrsn f shrthnd omtng vwls in a vry shrt tm.

    That is more accurately called speed writing. It’s useful as well.

  42. Tedtam Avatar

    #22 OleTimer

    I taught myself that vrsn f shrthnd omtng vwls in a vry shrt tm.

    That is more accurately called speed writing. It’s useful as well.

  43. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    I dong-o-nong-tong kong-nong-o-wong song-hong-o-rong-tong-hong-a-nong-dong.

    Hong-a-mong-o-u-song

  44. Hamous Avatar

    I dong-o-nong-tong kong-nong-o-wong song-hong-o-rong-tong-hong-a-nong-dong.

    Hong-a-mong-o-u-song

  45. Tedtam Avatar

    Quick, somebody grab Hammy’s drugs and hide them!

  46. Tedtam Avatar

    Quick, somebody grab Hammy’s drugs and hide them!

  47. El Gordo Avatar

    Too much Halloween festivity for the Hamsta-man?

    I dong-o-nong-tong kong-nong-o-wong song-hong-o-rong-tong-hong-a-nong-dong.

    Hong-a-mong-o-u-song

    Suspicion confirmed.

    🙂

  48. The Dude Avatar

    Too much Halloween festivity for the Hamsta-man?

    I dong-o-nong-tong kong-nong-o-wong song-hong-o-rong-tong-hong-a-nong-dong.

    Hong-a-mong-o-u-song

    Suspicion confirmed.

    🙂

  49. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Sometimes I crack myself up.

    Somebody here at work just asked me if I’d heard of some singer named Aaron Lewis.

    I said “Didn’t he get in a duel with Raymond Burr?”

  50. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Sometimes I crack myself up.

    Somebody here at work just asked me if I’d heard of some singer named Aaron Lewis.

    I said “Didn’t he get in a duel with Raymond Burr?”

  51. Katfish Avatar

    #25 susan
    rama-lama-ding-dong

  52. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #25 susan
    rama-lama-ding-dong

  53. El Gordo Avatar

    So apparently drugs have been legalized and nobody bothered to tell me.

  54. The Dude Avatar

    So apparently drugs have been legalized and nobody bothered to tell me.

  55. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Randy Moss has been waived by the Vikings

  56. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Randy Moss has been waived by the Vikings

  57. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    goo-goo-ga-joob

  58. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    THE UGLY FROG

    An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her
    company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by
    the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.

    He whispered, ‘I’M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME.. YOU WON’T EVER BE SORRY.’

    The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn’t found anything else. So, she
    bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her.

    As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her ‘KISS ME
    AND YOU WON’T BE SORRY.’!

    So… The old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.

    IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince.

    The Prince then returned the old lady’s kiss.

    Suddenly the old lady felt herself transforming from his kiss. Now…can you guess what the old lady turned into????

    COME ON GUESS!

    *
    *
    *
    *
    *
    *
    *
    *
    *
    *

    She turned into the first Holiday Inn she could find!!!!!!

    She’s old…… NOT DEAD!!!!!

  59. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    THE UGLY FROG

    An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her
    company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by
    the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.

    He whispered, ‘I’M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME.. YOU WON’T EVER BE SORRY.’

    The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn’t found anything else. So, she
    bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her.

    As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her ‘KISS ME
    AND YOU WON’T BE SORRY.’!

    So… The old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.

    IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince.

    The Prince then returned the old lady’s kiss.

    Suddenly the old lady felt herself transforming from his kiss. Now…can you guess what the old lady turned into????

    COME ON GUESS!

    *
    *
    *
    *
    *
    *
    *
    *
    *
    *

    She turned into the first Holiday Inn she could find!!!!!!

    She’s old…… NOT DEAD!!!!!

  60. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    I do not know which form of shorthand my mom utilized. I did not realize more than one form existed. She spent years as a secretary for various businesses and said that her shorthand of 120 words per minute along with the ability to type as fast kept her gainfully employed. When I was a boy I saw some shorthand books she had picked up when she was younger. I doubt she still has them.

  61. TexMo Avatar
    TexMo

    I do not know which form of shorthand my mom utilized. I did not realize more than one form existed. She spent years as a secretary for various businesses and said that her shorthand of 120 words per minute along with the ability to type as fast kept her gainfully employed. When I was a boy I saw some shorthand books she had picked up when she was younger. I doubt she still has them.

  62. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    I see the unruly children are trying to sit at the grown-up’s table.

  63. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    I see the unruly children are trying to sit at the grown-up’s table.

  64. Tedtam Avatar

    #35 Sarge

    We have to undo the chains every now and then.

  65. Tedtam Avatar

    #35 Sarge

    We have to undo the chains every now and then.

  66. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    goob-joob

  67. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    We have to undo the chains every now and then.

    Depends on who the chains are on.

    Its not my blog, but I recommend we keep the chains on the Famous Blog Vandals.

  68. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    We have to undo the chains every now and then.

    Depends on who the chains are on.

    Its not my blog, but I recommend we keep the chains on the Famous Blog Vandals.

  69. Tedtam Avatar

    Sticks and stones
    May break my bones,
    But whips and chains
    Excite me.*

    * Seen on a t-shirt given to a co-worker on her 40th birthday.

  70. Tedtam Avatar

    Sticks and stones
    May break my bones,
    But whips and chains
    Excite me.*

    * Seen on a t-shirt given to a co-worker on her 40th birthday.

  71. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Let’s skip past the goob-joob, shall we?

    Everyone, I want to call attention to Adee’s morning weather report in #128, stuck at the bottom of Weekend OC.

    Rain squalls offshore creep closer to the coast; the radio crackles intermittently to herald their approach. Perhaps it’s an omen of tomorrow’s event at the polls Distant rumbling thunder elicits thoughts of T-Rex footfalls?

    Lady Adee, I am totally in awe of your gift with words.

  72. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Let’s skip past the goob-joob, shall we?

    Everyone, I want to call attention to Adee’s morning weather report in #128, stuck at the bottom of Weekend OC.

    Rain squalls offshore creep closer to the coast; the radio crackles intermittently to herald their approach. Perhaps it’s an omen of tomorrow’s event at the polls Distant rumbling thunder elicits thoughts of T-Rex footfalls?

    Lady Adee, I am totally in awe of your gift with words.

  73. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Criminy.

    Comedians testifying before Congress.

    Comedians runng Democrat Campaing Rally.

    Obama to do an interview with Ryan Seacrest.

    The entire Democrat Party has become irrevocably beclowned.

  74. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Criminy.

    Comedians testifying before Congress.

    Comedians runng Democrat Campaing Rally.

    Obama to do an interview with Ryan Seacrest.

    The entire Democrat Party has become irrevocably beclowned.

  75. Katfish Avatar

    He’s a rockstar dontchaknow

  76. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    He’s a rockstar dontchaknow

  77. Katfish Avatar

    #40 mh42
    Party pooper

  78. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #40 mh42
    Party pooper

  79. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Bonecrusher #5;

    I guess missing the elevator just pushed him over the edge.

    No, that would be hitting the go button on the scooter. 🙂

  80. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Bonecrusher #5;

    I guess missing the elevator just pushed him over the edge.

    No, that would be hitting the go button on the scooter. 🙂

  81. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Sarge #13;

    Thoughts and prayers are offered.

  82. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Sarge #13;

    Thoughts and prayers are offered.

  83. El Gordo Avatar

    Its not my blog, but I recommend we keep the chains on the Famous Blog Vandals.

    ?

  84. The Dude Avatar

    Its not my blog, but I recommend we keep the chains on the Famous Blog Vandals.

    ?

  85. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    “Boys Gone Wild”. I’ll check back later…

  86. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    “Boys Gone Wild”. I’ll check back later…

  87. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    ?

    I think I know what he means but I won’t say what I think he means because I’m not certain he means what I think he means.

  88. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    ?

    I think I know what he means but I won’t say what I think he means because I’m not certain he means what I think he means.

  89. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    mharper42,

    Lady Adee, I am totally in awe of your gift with words

    Where have you been? Oh I forgot that you’ve only been lurking a little,…Adee is our “Resident Wordsmith” Not only does She give a great rendition of the start of the day in Richmond north of the Brazos BUTT She sometimes corrects our grammer. 😉
    I always re-read my stuff and hope I’ve got it right! 😀

  90. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    mharper42,

    Lady Adee, I am totally in awe of your gift with words

    Where have you been? Oh I forgot that you’ve only been lurking a little,…Adee is our “Resident Wordsmith” Not only does She give a great rendition of the start of the day in Richmond north of the Brazos BUTT She sometimes corrects our grammer. 😉
    I always re-read my stuff and hope I’ve got it right! 😀

  91. Katfish Avatar

    Bradley International Airport evacuated because of a serious explosive…

    snowglobe?!?

  92. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Bradley International Airport evacuated because of a serious explosive…

    snowglobe?!?

  93. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #51 SD

    I was a charter supporter of LST when it was first started up. Then I was working 60 hrs a week and drifted away. Now I am “retired” and contracting part-time to the old company. So have time for interacting (i.e. lurking) with this merry band that has evolved into The Hamsters.

    Adee, I’d like to hear your story, how you became a wordsmith, what you have done with your gift.

  94. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #51 SD

    I was a charter supporter of LST when it was first started up. Then I was working 60 hrs a week and drifted away. Now I am “retired” and contracting part-time to the old company. So have time for interacting (i.e. lurking) with this merry band that has evolved into The Hamsters.

    Adee, I’d like to hear your story, how you became a wordsmith, what you have done with your gift.

  95. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    mharper42

    I was a charter supporter of LST when it was first started up.

    Dang, Dammit I don’t remember you,….Same Handle? I to was a charter supporter, when it was “Chronically Biased” / I even gave $$$ twice,…sad that they gave up, BUTT Hambone has invited us into his humble abode, gave us beer and deer jerky and just asked us to wipe our feet before we came in, sounds like a good deal for us! 😉

  96. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    mharper42

    I was a charter supporter of LST when it was first started up.

    Dang, Dammit I don’t remember you,….Same Handle? I to was a charter supporter, when it was “Chronically Biased” / I even gave $$$ twice,…sad that they gave up, BUTT Hambone has invited us into his humble abode, gave us beer and deer jerky and just asked us to wipe our feet before we came in, sounds like a good deal for us! 😉

  97. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Dave, I was just a reader and fed the tip jar some. Never commented on anything. There was something else I signed up for too, something Dan and/or Ed had going on, they sent out email newsletters to their membership. It all seems like a long time back.

  98. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Dave, I was just a reader and fed the tip jar some. Never commented on anything. There was something else I signed up for too, something Dan and/or Ed had going on, they sent out email newsletters to their membership. It all seems like a long time back.

  99. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    #40 –

    Everyone, I want to call attention to Adee’s morning weather report in #128, stuck at the bottom of Weekend OC.

    Rain squalls offshore creep closer to the coast; the radio crackles intermittently to herald their approach. Perhaps it’s an omen of tomorrow’s event at the polls Distant rumbling thunder elicits thoughts of T-Rex footfalls?

    Lady Adee, I am totally in awe of your gift with words.

    mharper42 – well SAID and I fear we have grown slightly spoiled by Adee’s flair for the visual.
    I’ve always enjoyed her words! (both before and after I was fortunate enough to see the gleam in her eyes)

  100. Katfish Avatar

    #40 –

    Everyone, I want to call attention to Adee’s morning weather report in #128, stuck at the bottom of Weekend OC.

    Rain squalls offshore creep closer to the coast; the radio crackles intermittently to herald their approach. Perhaps it’s an omen of tomorrow’s event at the polls Distant rumbling thunder elicits thoughts of T-Rex footfalls?

    Lady Adee, I am totally in awe of your gift with words.

    mharper42 – well SAID and I fear we have grown slightly spoiled by Adee’s flair for the visual.
    I’ve always enjoyed her words! (both before and after I was fortunate enough to see the gleam in her eyes)

  101. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    That’s our Lady Adee! You’re right Mr. Fish, we prolly do take for granted the privilege.

    Now back to my pouting.

    I hate football!

    I hate baseball!

  102. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    That’s our Lady Adee! You’re right Mr. Fish, we prolly do take for granted the privilege.

    Now back to my pouting.

    I hate football!

    I hate baseball!

  103. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Sarge, late to the party this evening. Prayers launched for the wounded hero and for his family.

    And kind rembrance of Liz and her sweet nature and of Josh’s service to our country. May he be watched over in his duties.

    SD, Katfish, and mharper42, you honor me with your compliments and make me blush a tad as well. Delighted to bring enjoyment with my commenting on the simple things.

    Have been busy helping with plans for tomorrow night’s election returns watch party Fort Bend County Tea Party is hosting 7-10 at Zorro’s Mexican Diner in Greatwood just off 59. Will be busy helping with decorations, door prizes, and silent auction as well as being a go-fer as needed. I expect the evening’s events will keep everyone invigorated. And up late.

  104. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Sarge, late to the party this evening. Prayers launched for the wounded hero and for his family.

    And kind rembrance of Liz and her sweet nature and of Josh’s service to our country. May he be watched over in his duties.

    SD, Katfish, and mharper42, you honor me with your compliments and make me blush a tad as well. Delighted to bring enjoyment with my commenting on the simple things.

    Have been busy helping with plans for tomorrow night’s election returns watch party Fort Bend County Tea Party is hosting 7-10 at Zorro’s Mexican Diner in Greatwood just off 59. Will be busy helping with decorations, door prizes, and silent auction as well as being a go-fer as needed. I expect the evening’s events will keep everyone invigorated. And up late.

  105. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    😀

  106. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Really tough to go wrong with Dennis Miller

  107. Katfish Avatar

    Really tough to go wrong with Dennis Miller

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